If Lord English was Competent
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2023
- An alternate Game Over, where the Lord of Time didn't wait for Act 6 or use the ~EATH code (Send all comments about the ~EATH codes here lol). Heard Daniel Greene's skit years ago and could not stop thinking about a more mature, but just as evil, Caliborn.
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Realistically since he can hop around ghost bubbles and stuff hed probably be at this forever considering the infinite timelines.
Better way to stop him then chuck him in a black hole?
very true!
however counterpoint: LORD OF FRAGGLEROCKING TIME
he made up infinite timelines (doomed timelines), he poured it all into one giga-timeline (alpha timeline) to wreck total face in.
something interesting about LE is that we don't know for sure how long he existed, and he could have done everything he needed to do in the comic in like a hour.
my head canon is that LE actually existed for less than a day because Caliborn is too predominant and too much of a meathead to keep LE alive.
For further irony, maybe he became Lord English on his birthday, November 11, and lived out his entire tenure as the BBEG across time and space in that 24 hour timespan from his perspective. You know, as a reference to how the Beta Sburb session took place entirely in April 13 from the start of the comic to the end of Act 5.
@@paradoxicaloutcome1007 November 11th is mt birthday. Should I be worried?
@@rarestpepe3815 we should be the ones worrying not you
You know it's good, when it was only when he said "Gandalf" that I realized the audio wasn't specifically made for this video
To be fair to Lord English, even with his power as a Lord of Time, this would've caused a doomed timeline, making his self-appointed job harder.
This is because Lord English lives in Universe C, within the frog the humans made. If he were to do this, then he'd no longer exist which, due to how paradoxes are handled in Paradox Space, would doom the timeline. Furthermore, the Earth he lived on in his childhood, known as Earth-C, is the same waterlogged planet that the Alpha Humans lived on.
Basically, the earliest he could've pulled something like this would be, like, right after the Beta kids' scratch. Then, he'd have to take the Universe frog and the beta kids' skaia, and enter the Alpha kids' timeline to obtain his childhood planet, after killing off the two Alpha kids that still lived there. After, he'd then head to the Alpha kids' session to wipe their dream selves out, before putting the Beta kids' Skaia there and injecting their frog into it himself. After that, he's home free. Can do whatever.
God i hate Homestuck
Ah, but that neglects Caliborn's Masterpiece. At the very least, he'd need all the Alpha kids and John alive; John to use his retcon powers to get to Caliborn, Dirk to rip his, Arquius, and Gamzee's soul and put it into Lil Cal, Jake to inspire Caliborn to steal the name English, Roxy to banish Lil Cal to the void, Jane to...
Actually, I don't remember what Jane did, if anything. She might be on thin ice.
Regardless, John could only theoretically be killed post-canon at the very last second before he's sent through the treasure to fight Lord English.
@@undyingUmbrage413 Jane does seen to get shafted a lot. And not in the good way.
@@carcinogeneticicist i fucking love homestuck.
I like your funny words, magic man.
Gonna be honest I just thought his Lord English's looked cool as fuck and fell into a rabbit hole.
The problem is: He can't kill John in the alpha timeline too early else the time paradox will doom his own existence. The plot of Homestuck is so tangled with time shenanigans that moving a single relevant piece an inch will cause a grandfather paradox.
He cannot interfere with his own creation, so even if he manages to manifest in reality and then travels back in time to that moment, he would essentially just create a doomed timeline instead of affecting the one that will lead to his destruction.
This is a fun but misunderstood take on LE as a "villain", when he's more of a walking plot device. This is made extra obvious when you see his game reward: you will be able to destroy everything, everywhere forever... except time and space have finite limits, both of which are met shortly before he dies (when the black hole devours everything in a very "black hole" fashion).
>be Lord of Time
>doesn't go back in time to Hunt Down the Egbert
Classic Caliborn.
Homestuck if Lord English was smart.
Would we all love our trash son so much if he was smart?
If villains were competent, they wouldn't be villains.
This is my new head canon voice for Caliborn
Dam Homestuck would be very short then. But hey nothing says this couldn't have happened in a dead timeline. Right?
there he is my favourite boy shooting the protag in the face
OMG I LOVE THIS-
The comic would have been much easier to follow if this was something that happened
this is canon now LOL
Omg, I'm in love with the little ditails and how goon sound fits with the all thing
It's so cool *0*
Espacialy loved the way LE holds his machine gun. That was so hilarious and bursted me out xo)
(exuse me for my english, its not my first languege u_u)
Wake up, Jen, the Matrix has y... I mean, HOMESTUCK^2 UPDATE IS THERE, OHMYGOSH
Yesss
Love it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lol
If Hypercloak was more competent.
(Everyone start making obscure references to your stories you hide. To your keyboards.)
actually. it should have been vriska realistically
Real
Why's lord english kinda hot in this?
😨😨
@@SHinierthennyourforehead don't judge me
i feel like lord english was made to be a little too OP for the plot
John’s fucking dead, like dead dead, perma dead, he’s gonna be disintegrated into fine gray dust
Also homestuck if it was wrote by a competent writer
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