I know literally nothing about Touhou. Zero. Nilch. Nada. But I'd be remiss if I said the Yuri wasn't that grade-A, USDA approved, prime good shit. As IGN would put it, "There's a little something for everyone." Also Bad Apple slaps. Swear that song makes me play video games better.
I like how the presence of Raiko automatically beats out all arguments and the simple explanation for her inclusion in any ship is that you just like Raiko
"You ship characters that met once" and "you ship characters that never met" ... i mean, we are talking about Touhou here. A good part of the roster appears once
@@pico5433Kogasa appears as mid-boss in the EX stage of UFO. legend says it's her that have the little giggle within the stage theme: UFO romance in the night sky
Yuyuko and Yukari is a more legitimate one. I think it'd be fair to say Yukari loves (maybe not _that_ way, but you know) Yuyuko. Yuyu forgot, but they still became friends after a thousand years. Some people will just always be drawn to each other.
I have no idea how I got here. Me ending up here is like an 8 year old trying to find the bathroom at a supermarket and instead ending up in the ventilation system.
I was planning to counter whatever you said about Mokou x Kaguya with an honestly way too long explanation of their dynamic and what I find compelling about the ship. I got read like a book.
MY TOP 5 BEST CANON TOUHOU SHIPS: number 5: touhou 12 unidentified fantastic object - red spaceship item number 4: komachi onozukas rowboat (sanzu river ferry) number 3: touhou 12 unidentified fantastic object - green spaceship item number 2: mononobe no futos rowboat HONORABLE MENTION: touhou 12 unidentified fantastic object - blue spaceship item NUMBER 1: byakuren hijiris palanquin ship (seirensen)
Marisa Alice Patchouli-triple: You really like Marisa stealing the precious thing a bit too much. KasenXArm: You either like to touch yourself or you like self/incest.
yuuka is a scary character. this results in fan works where young touhou characters are made to interact with her for comedy (because if it was like reimu itd be a fight) both have green hair akso fan works where young touhou characters are friends are common like koishi and flandre or rumia and cirno both are early touhou characters meaning more time for fan lore so you have fan works putting yuuka and wriggle into interaction where yuuka is (often) nice to wriggle who is scared of her (the comedy is yuuka being nice but wriggle being scared) add in people like to draw si.ilar looking touhous togethet in stand alone art you then you get a basis for assiciate the 2, then add in wriggle looking like a boy and people will ship it.
Characters being on adjacent stages is more than enough reason to ship them. Even more if they're in the same stage. Kaguya and Eirin, and Junko and Hecatia fighting together basically means they're canonically married.
There's actually a cool touhou fan game called "Alice's Doki Doki Love Train" about shipping characters, you get more points based on how popular that ship is and you have to make a chain link of characters and not reuse another character, it's hard to explain like, if I start with Okuu, I pick Orin, then pick Satori, then pick Koishi and then pick Kokoro goes on and on
Yes, senior Okina and junior Flandre are an adorable sensei--student cohort waiting to be built. They will be like Yuyuko and Youmu, but Flandre will never listen and be annoyed but respectful to Okina, ha ha.
2:46 Wasn’t Medicine the only character who actually did damage to Yuuka in PoFV according to the sprites? _Are you sure Medicine isn’t the one giving CBT?_ 😨
Medicine can't hold herself back due to being a very new youkai, while everyone else is holding back tremendously. The reason she does damage to the clothes is simply because she can't hold herself back enough to not do that.
@@internetlurker1850 cope, Medicine solos Yuuka and Youmu (canon in competitive PoFV) and most Touhou characters too, her body is made of Poison, she manipulates poison, thus she manipulates her own body. Medicine has Regeneration confirmed. Also Controlling (any) poison is a really Underrated ability, with the right formula she can decompose any living thing. "Well askstually she is not smart for use her powa" another misconsception, as Medicine always mention interest in her abilities, her scenario in PoFV is literally this, she goes off because she wants to see how far her power go. The sad thing is that after PoFV she got no relevant appearance at all, ZUN literally wasted all of her build-up for literally nothing, Medicine should've appeared in both SWR and HM, she fits SWR because of it's weather gimmick, something like "Acid Rain" would fit the theme of the game very well, for HM, Kokoro is in a similar situation as Medicine in that game, and she would probably enjoy some "Popularity" as well (before you say it i know she appears in the bg, but that's nothing relevant.) The worst part is that he (ZUN) keeps re-introducing characters that didn't got the same story line as Medicine, like flandre, she could've stayed in her basement forever and no one would care, and she's far from incomplete and is not that great of a character overall. While Medicine could easily appear in any of the Tasodare games, yet nothing for her. To get matters worse, she's not relevant even in the Printworks, where "all niche characters" get a place to shine. Can't have shit in Touhou. I was taking previously about Medicine possibly solo'ing many 2hus, and she deserving a comeback, screw that. Medicine deserves and *Needs* a Revenegance after all the BS she and us Medicine fans had to pass for 18 years. Call me a sweaty edgelord nerd or whatever, all i wan't is Medicine Melancholy as a actual character, she has everything to be a great character and i refuse to spread my legs and say "unfortunate" as much as i love Touhou, i also hate it for not treating one of It's best characters with any dignity.
@@MedsieLovr Ok but do you have a source for her being able to beat most Touhou characters besides being good in competitive and having an OP ability, which most characters have. Medicine's a good character and she should get more appearences, and I liked her interactions in PoFV and loved the small arc she had during it, and there were a lot of chances to add her in that were missed, and to be honest, I'd like playing as her in a fighting game, especially like HM, because the newer fighting games don't have a lot of variety and a crowd control type character would be cool, but saying she can beat most touhou characters just because she can manipulate poison is a bit of a stretch. Youkai don't even get hurt in a way that matters from physical damage, only spiritual damage. Even if their physical body dies they themselves will still live and regenerate, along with that they could just like... dodge? Though of course this is referring to a situation without the spellcard rules, where the aim would be to kill, but in a Gensokyo fight situation, your abilities just add flavor and gimmicks to your spells, things like poison, fire, ice, or border manipulation, just become flavour. Cirno won against the likes of Marisa, Okina, Reimu, Yuuka, and more, so in that case Medicine really could beat most Touhou characters. Many characters also have OP abilities that, in a real, non-danmaku fight, would be able to use against Medicine and win. Though really it can be hard to tell, since Touhou has little to no scaling, in theory, Letty for example, could be an absolute monstrosity in a fight, and "beat most touhou characters" if you only take her into account. You know, from talking to you just two times, it seems you have a bit of a hard time grasping gaps in power, you seem to really overestimate some people, when generally if you exclude the low tiers most characters are pretty close.
Hey, dynasty reader got some of the most wholesome doujins with the weirdest pairings. It's not my fault. Firm Rinnosuke shipper right here, Rinnosuke x Myouren Rinnosuke x Tokiko Rinnosuke x Unzan Certified banger pairings.
5:09 I invoke the literal opposite of this to make losers mad. Why would they even have anything but enmity for eachother? Doremy disobeyed Sagume for grins in LoLK and then brought her into the dream world in VD for Sumireko to beat her up.
@@rezafahlevi9659I’m glad you asked. The kind of people who ship two not-quite enemies-but-definitely not friends together of the same gender are not the people I wish to associate with, simply on basis of the distance their logic strays from common sense. Statistical probability says 1 percent of ~180 is only 2 (with some rounding), so, on average, there’s only room for one same-gender couple in Touhou. What are the chances it’ll be these two versus the characters who _don’t_ have clashing agendas?
@Fraston consider that this is a fictional setting so logic like that is kinda already out of the window, not only that but its one where the characters constantly flirt (some japanese fans even say some translations make things seem less flirty) and probably dont see same sex relationships as weird as people in the outside world do, considering how old gensokyo is, and the fact alot of them choose to look the way they do, so why wouldnt they find the other girls attractive...? also shipping characters that don't get along is amusing to some people, sometimes even charming. enemies to lovers is very popular for a reason. idk trying not to sound rude but calling people losers because they enjoy a (most of the time) harmless ship rubs me the wrong way. like...this is fiction, things like that shouldnt be applied imo. you should be able to ship two same sex people that dont get along same as opposite genders (also this is touhou where like. basically every character is a girl...come on lol, it can't be that weird)
0:19 - Meira is dealing with homophobic prejudice. 0:24 - Gottem. 0:30 - I honestly just don't get it. 0:40 - PC-98 is still canon dunkass. 0:48 - What? 1:10 - Yes, gorgeous. 1:21 - It's more like "the horrors of KKHTA's plot could have been prevented if Koishi and Flandre made out". 1:48 - "First I bang the drum, then I bang your mum." 1:54 - "And so... They were both bottoms." 1:58 - Yukari did so much for Yuyuko that it's hard to not see it as deep romantic love. 2:06 - This one just had me laughing because I happen to know a bit about the folklore you mentioned. 2:16 - Honestly there's a lot of potential for an epic music-driven drama fanfic with this pairing. 2:31 - Another bringer of laughs. 2:40 - Don't call me out like this. 2:58 - I'm definitely missing the context for this joke. 3:24 - What? 3:31 - Honestly just blessed. 3:46 - What does friendly fire have to do with anything? 4:03 - Not my thing, but understandable. 4:25 - Personally, I think the pairing's appeal is based on their shared interest in trolling. 4:42 - Not seeing what TojiMiko has to do with Guilty Gear. 5:01 - Is there a term for when you like ships specifically because they end in divorce? 5:04 - Doremy eats out Sumireko at 3 AM. 5:15 - Absolutely I want them to be married and adopt Clowmpiece and avenge their families. 5:28 - I remember seeing a post somewhere about Okina wanting to recruit new servants because Satono and Mai keep making out during work hours. 6:07 - Another motivation is to ensure the Watatsuki's don't approach the rest of the cast because they're the prime hate sink of the fandom. 6:13 - Hot. 6:16 - I doubt they are separate; I think it's more of a Ranma 1/2 thing. 6:22 - How age works Yumemi's timeline is ambiguous so I'm not surprised. 6:31 - Honestly just fucked up. 6:37 - Renko looks like she's smoking a blunt after Maribel had a go with it (the latter looks very high).
My favourites are pretty much just because of fanart I like: - HekaJunko (featuring clownpiece from the devil may cry series) because this one artist does it alot, plus a few 10/10 slice of life pieces from others - PachuRemi because, again, this one artist really likes to show them being cozy and reading together and such. And like, idc if they’re actually romantic or anything, because everything I’ve seen could be explained as platonic cuddling and that doesn’t stop me from liking it - YuuParu because of one particular set, and backed up by a collection of others I found which align with the idea of “tsundere x gentle giant (in each others’ company)” - MeiSaku because of the sheer amount of quality examples
alternate Marisa x Alice: you like relationships that include bickering like an old married couple. Alice and Marisa interactions when paired up in 8 and 11 are comedy gold.
@@kakicho36 But it's canon1!1!1! Medicine solos Yuuka easy diff!! (Both in-game and competitively) Also shout to Youmu who's a Top tier and is fully countered by Medi. I wish Medicine and Youmu was a thing, i'd Say Medicine fits Youmu even more than both Yuuka and Alice, i know they don't interact in Canon (except for the Vs script where both mention phantoms being weak to poison, maybe ZUN was aware of the bad matchup?) Even then, i think they quite similar but also contrast each other in some way. If ZUN was Based Medicine would be playable in SWR and that shit would be Canon 🔥
0:27 Yeah, you got me. 0:33 Yeah, you got me. 0:37 Yeah, you got me. 1:14 Yeah... you got me. 1:33 WHY I HAD NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT, IT'S GREAT 3:12 Cuz Hina is great, i love Hina. 3:55 Classic 4:31 Classic (who don't???)
1:45 🤓 Oh but actually Prismrivers aren't technically sisters but poltergeists based on their image so its totally ok for them to get kinky. Like Lyrica and Merlin getting those dragon strap-ons and Lunasa getting in the middle. 4:54 Same here, those two are confimed to be just role-players and have no blood relationship. 5:55 That one doujin was hot tho. 5:57 that other doujin by same guy was also hot tho.
Terumoko (or KaguMoko in this vid) is the best ship in 2hu! Also I'm totally not read every canon material on them just to validate my ship over other and other lore of 2hu.... Lastly no matter what Raiko is indeed hot.
Chiyuri does actually fall within age of consent in Japan, it's more about the fact that the "thumb rule for age gap relationships" makes her too young for Yumemi. (Age of consent is all over the place; Europe alone has it anywhere from 14 to 17 depending on the country)
i was hoping youd make this video hell yeah ‼️‼️ also as someone who very much enjoys momiji/aya it's just funny to me because they cant even get along so ship art of them comes across like an old married couple (the ones that acknowledge the canon at least) also also, most of these opinions are very nice
3:59 what's with the minecraft inclusion... i feel like there's some sort of connection i faintly get, but i dunno... also u like that ship if u read mizuki hitoshi's 4koma... so far this list is good but i'm seeing no minoriko x cardboard box, so...
2:24 absolutely no mention of Tokiko smh As far as im aware the entire point of that pairing is that Keine has a similar hairstyle to Tokiko so the latter is like their 'child'
To be fair i don't even think they have information about the problems of incest and all incest ships are youkai or something non-human so who knows how it would work with them? (Also Eirin totally could make a futa potion.(ALSO she maybe could genetically modify someone to have no problems with incest) It's just that MAYBE noone even gave the idea)
1:15 Look I may not know Touhou's lore and story that well but am I really wrong for wanting to ship the vampires :/ Also this is assuming I don't force Reimu and Cirno in the same room out of spite (I really hate both of them not as characters but gameplay reasons, Reimu has caused me pain plenty of times and Cirno is the bane of my existence) (actually my preferred Ship is Remilia and Patchouli but EoSD is my favourite game {and the only one I've played extensively} so I really don't know if that can count :P) I will take any and all criticisms to the face because honestly I don't know what I'm doing I just like certain characters lol (we don't talk about how I'm oblivious to like 90% of the lore and gameplay and I've been playing this series for nearly 6 years) (I totally have beaten EoSD and haven't been trying for nearly 6 years I swear ;-;) sorry for the wall of text I just have a lot to say :>
I play Touhou for the memes and the casual aspect I really need to play this game seriously and actually beat EoSD I'm actually just terrible at this and Cirno has been bullying me constantly please send help ;-;
Marisa and Reimu? Nah, I see them as surrogate sisters. MariAli? Yes please. Reimu x Miyoi? What's that one tell you? Kaguya x Mokou? It's definitely complicated, and yes, I might have over-analyzed to get to this one. Yukari x Yuyuko and Maribel x Renko? I'm undecided on both of these. Also, lol @3:55. I think Stack made a quality meme with that one.
I have been utterly defeated. Truly an L for all time. If anyone sees this just know I have left reality and have continued to the paradise where nobody recongnized nue x mamizou. Instead of the obvious answer being "you hate futa" I have been degraded by such a title. All hope is lost.
I know literally nothing about Touhou. Zero. Nilch. Nada. But I'd be remiss if I said the Yuri wasn't that grade-A, USDA approved, prime good shit. As IGN would put it, "There's a little something for everyone."
Also Bad Apple slaps. Swear that song makes me play video games better.
You forgot the ultimate ship.
Aya x ZUN.
Beer X ZUN
True @@TomasBregman
I like how the presence of Raiko automatically beats out all arguments and the simple explanation for her inclusion in any ship is that you just like Raiko
Damn right
because who doesnt?
Reimu x Money best ship
True.
Kanako and Money too.
If you want to do a smut fic of this ship, just make Reimu a REALLY enthusiastic prostitute.
@Theforbiddenvenom9738 Marisa x mushrooms
yuyuko x food (canon)
Marisa x patchy's "borrowed" books
"You probably think that Koakuma is a hot succubus."
yes i do
"You ship characters that met once" and "you ship characters that never met"
... i mean, we are talking about Touhou here. A good part of the roster appears once
EXACTLY
2:47 Ah yes. Cognitive Behavioral Therapy with Yuuka Kazami.
best steam game
Kogasa and Banki is an adorable one, but I never shipped them. I think they're both just adorable and underrated.
I just like those gifs!
@@BM-13_KATYUSHA Those GIFs are the height of humanity.
Kogasa x Nue? I have no idea what's the lore between them, but they're adorable. 10/10.
@@pico5433Kogasa appears as mid-boss in the EX stage of UFO.
legend says it's her that have the little giggle within the stage theme: UFO romance in the night sky
kogaparu for life
Yuyuko and Yukari is a more legitimate one. I think it'd be fair to say Yukari loves (maybe not _that_ way, but you know) Yuyuko. Yuyu forgot, but they still became friends after a thousand years. Some people will just always be drawn to each other.
Based ship
They're my eternal otp, I mean their story reads SO much like a lover's drama it's insane.
also, their interactions is just *chefskiss*
I have no idea how I got here. Me ending up here is like an 8 year old trying to find the bathroom at a supermarket and instead ending up in the ventilation system.
What video were you on before this?
I just love shion and tenshi because tenshi is the only character shion can be around (maybe reimu) without causing a stock market crash
I was planning to counter whatever you said about Mokou x Kaguya with an honestly way too long explanation of their dynamic and what I find compelling about the ship.
I got read like a book.
MY TOP 5 BEST CANON TOUHOU SHIPS:
number 5: touhou 12 unidentified fantastic object - red spaceship item
number 4: komachi onozukas rowboat (sanzu river ferry)
number 3: touhou 12 unidentified fantastic object - green spaceship item
number 2: mononobe no futos rowboat
HONORABLE MENTION: touhou 12 unidentified fantastic object - blue spaceship item
NUMBER 1: byakuren hijiris palanquin ship (seirensen)
5. Murasa’s boat
4. Palanquin ship
3. SDM spaceship
2. probability space hypervessel
1. loch ness monster
Hello guys, today we have a list of top cinco touhou ships
Agreed(though personally I'd put Komachi's at number 4 because Komachi's my favorite character and she runs people over with her boat in SWR and Soku)
Marisa Alice Patchouli-triple: You really like Marisa stealing the precious thing a bit too much.
KasenXArm: You either like to touch yourself or you like self/incest.
I LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU REPEATED THOSE TWO FLANDRE SHIPS JUST TO GET THE POINT ACROSS
Love how Flan and Okina/Yuuma are both mentioned twice with the same commentary, to further rub in how abhorrent of an idea each are
5:18 how does this one even work
Masochist Chang'e as a Hourai Figure and Sadism Junko as Pure Furies may wor-
I just love how she just shipped himself with Shinkieiki like she was an actual touhou character.
*she
also were married smh
@@Ayavanni congratulations
@@Ayavanni *he
Im a girl stupid
@@Ayavanni were? What the hell did you do to her?!
This just reminds me of this one fanfic writer who really likes Reimu and Alice
I will never understand why and how Yuuka and Wriggle became related.
ones a flower manipulating youkai and the other is a bug controlling youkai.
bugs help pollinate flowers or something
What matters to me is that they know eachother.
Glock and ball torture
yuuka is a scary character. this results in fan works where young touhou characters are made to interact with her for comedy (because if it was like reimu itd be a fight)
both have green hair
akso fan works where young touhou characters are friends are common like koishi and flandre or rumia and cirno
both are early touhou characters meaning more time for fan lore
so you have fan works putting yuuka and wriggle into interaction where yuuka is (often) nice to wriggle who is scared of her (the comedy is yuuka being nice but wriggle being scared)
add in people like to draw si.ilar looking touhous togethet in stand alone art you
then you get a basis for assiciate the 2, then add in wriggle looking like a boy and people will ship it.
I can't believe people actually know Marisa x Narumi exists, I thought it was hiding in the iceberg god damnit
Characters being on adjacent stages is more than enough reason to ship them. Even more if they're in the same stage.
Kaguya and Eirin, and Junko and Hecatia fighting together basically means they're canonically married.
I love how the new Akatsuki Records song is already being recognized.
As a Clownpiece fan, I can confirm the only cannon Clownpiece ship is with me.
Same w/ Komachi (well, with me or with my main Touhou OC, but still)
Unproblematic self-ships are valid, rock on /g
There's actually a cool touhou fan game called "Alice's Doki Doki Love Train" about shipping characters, you get more points based on how popular that ship is and you have to make a chain link of characters and not reuse another character, it's hard to explain like, if I start with Okuu, I pick Orin, then pick Satori, then pick Koishi and then pick Kokoro goes on and on
i played that one before
I like how you included those two flandre ships twice because WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE
what i learned from this video is that kisume’s touhou takes range from wtf to mega based
also rinnosuke x rinnosuke is otp
Yes, senior Okina and junior Flandre are an adorable sensei--student cohort waiting to be built. They will be like Yuyuko and Youmu, but Flandre will never listen and be annoyed but respectful to Okina, ha ha.
"If ur fav wasn't on here u just wanted to be hella different today".
Nue x Murasa shippers are weeping currently...
2:46 Wasn’t Medicine the only character who actually did damage to Yuuka in PoFV according to the sprites?
_Are you sure Medicine isn’t the one giving CBT?_ 😨
Medicine can't hold herself back due to being a very new youkai, while everyone else is holding back tremendously. The reason she does damage to the clothes is simply because she can't hold herself back enough to not do that.
@@internetlurker1850 cope, Medicine solos Yuuka and Youmu (canon in competitive PoFV) and most Touhou characters too, her body is made of Poison, she manipulates poison, thus she manipulates her own body.
Medicine has Regeneration confirmed. Also Controlling (any) poison is a really Underrated ability, with the right formula she can decompose any living thing.
"Well askstually she is not smart for use her powa" another misconsception, as Medicine always mention interest in her abilities, her scenario in PoFV is literally this, she goes off because she wants to see how far her power go.
The sad thing is that after PoFV she got no relevant appearance at all, ZUN literally wasted all of her build-up for literally nothing, Medicine should've appeared in both SWR and HM, she fits SWR because of it's weather gimmick, something like "Acid Rain" would fit the theme of the game very well, for HM, Kokoro is in a similar situation as Medicine in that game, and she would probably enjoy some "Popularity" as well (before you say it i know she appears in the bg, but that's nothing relevant.)
The worst part is that he (ZUN) keeps re-introducing characters that didn't got the same story line as Medicine, like flandre, she could've stayed in her basement forever and no one would care, and she's far from incomplete and is not that great of a character overall.
While Medicine could easily appear in any of the Tasodare games, yet nothing for her.
To get matters worse, she's not relevant even in the Printworks, where "all niche characters" get a place to shine. Can't have shit in Touhou.
I was taking previously about Medicine possibly solo'ing many 2hus, and she deserving a comeback, screw that. Medicine deserves and *Needs* a Revenegance after all the BS she and us Medicine fans had to pass for 18 years.
Call me a sweaty edgelord nerd or whatever, all i wan't is Medicine Melancholy as a actual character, she has everything to be a great character and i refuse to spread my legs and say "unfortunate" as much as i love Touhou, i also hate it for not treating one of It's best characters with any dignity.
@@MedsieLovr Ok but do you have a source for her being able to beat most Touhou characters besides being good in competitive and having an OP ability, which most characters have.
Medicine's a good character and she should get more appearences, and I liked her interactions in PoFV and loved the small arc she had during it, and there were a lot of chances to add her in that were missed, and to be honest, I'd like playing as her in a fighting game, especially like HM, because the newer fighting games don't have a lot of variety and a crowd control type character would be cool, but saying she can beat most touhou characters just because she can manipulate poison is a bit of a stretch.
Youkai don't even get hurt in a way that matters from physical damage, only spiritual damage. Even if their physical body dies they themselves will still live and regenerate, along with that they could just like... dodge? Though of course this is referring to a situation without the spellcard rules, where the aim would be to kill, but in a Gensokyo fight situation, your abilities just add flavor and gimmicks to your spells, things like poison, fire, ice, or border manipulation, just become flavour. Cirno won against the likes of Marisa, Okina, Reimu, Yuuka, and more, so in that case Medicine really could beat most Touhou characters.
Many characters also have OP abilities that, in a real, non-danmaku fight, would be able to use against Medicine and win. Though really it can be hard to tell, since Touhou has little to no scaling, in theory, Letty for example, could be an absolute monstrosity in a fight, and "beat most touhou characters" if you only take her into account.
You know, from talking to you just two times, it seems you have a bit of a hard time grasping gaps in power, you seem to really overestimate some people, when generally if you exclude the low tiers most characters are pretty close.
Komachi did too
CBT is awesome and i wont deny it
Hey, dynasty reader got some of the most wholesome doujins with the weirdest pairings. It's not my fault.
Firm Rinnosuke shipper right here,
Rinnosuke x Myouren
Rinnosuke x Tokiko
Rinnosuke x Unzan
Certified banger pairings.
This is all your fault. because among us
Rinnosuke x Marisa's father
I'm clinically insanae enough that half of the ships I've thought of aren't in the video
Me: *listens to China gal once*
Oh well, time to devote my whole life to this fictional character!
Glad that this is a species of people 👍 China Gal best Touhou remix song
@@TontaDeNET T-Stebbins is a legend ever since "the top" made it to initial D
5:09 I invoke the literal opposite of this to make losers mad.
Why would they even have anything but enmity for eachother? Doremy disobeyed Sagume for grins in LoLK and then brought her into the dream world in VD for Sumireko to beat her up.
Doremy: "Why yes i have a habit of trolling my interest for lulz :pepegatrollface:"
But for real i don't understand what you mean about made the loser mad, care to elaborate?
@@rezafahlevi9659I’m glad you asked. The kind of people who ship two not-quite enemies-but-definitely not friends together of the same gender are not the people I wish to associate with, simply on basis of the distance their logic strays from common sense. Statistical probability says 1 percent of ~180 is only 2 (with some rounding), so, on average, there’s only room for one same-gender couple in Touhou. What are the chances it’ll be these two versus the characters who _don’t_ have clashing agendas?
@Fraston consider that this is a fictional setting so logic like that is kinda already out of the window, not only that but its one where the characters constantly flirt (some japanese fans even say some translations make things seem less flirty) and probably dont see same sex relationships as weird as people in the outside world do, considering how old gensokyo is, and the fact alot of them choose to look the way they do, so why wouldnt they find the other girls attractive...?
also shipping characters that don't get along is amusing to some people, sometimes even charming. enemies to lovers is very popular for a reason. idk trying not to sound rude but calling people losers because they enjoy a (most of the time) harmless ship rubs me the wrong way.
like...this is fiction, things like that shouldnt be applied imo. you should be able to ship two same sex people that dont get along same as opposite genders
(also this is touhou where like. basically every character is a girl...come on lol, it can't be that weird)
3:36 Have you seen some of Compact Youmu Konpaku in your Pocket UA-cam? Parsee & Yuugi did met in that channel's animations
1:15 you like Sweet Home Alabama memes
1:22 I'm pretty sure FlandrexKoishi shippers HATE kkhta.
Yeah, as I said in my own comment, KoiFlan would basically just completely halt KKHTA.
You'd be surprised the amount of content I've seen combining the two
5:20 To all the people that even ship this, just a reminder that junko is rapidly running to your house at 30 km.
Hopefully Junko can somehow purify all of y'all
Okuu x Orin are people who exclusively ship friends to lovers
1:46 why you have to call me out like that
3:30
well i mean
dynasty readers
wahh Chapter 45 has a funny "shion x tenshi" tag
I am not sick, I am actually quite healthy at this moment
And you can't be sick in the head either, because you won't have one when I'm done with ya.
0:19 - Meira is dealing with homophobic prejudice.
0:24 - Gottem.
0:30 - I honestly just don't get it.
0:40 - PC-98 is still canon dunkass.
0:48 - What?
1:10 - Yes, gorgeous.
1:21 - It's more like "the horrors of KKHTA's plot could have been prevented if Koishi and Flandre made out".
1:48 - "First I bang the drum, then I bang your mum."
1:54 - "And so... They were both bottoms."
1:58 - Yukari did so much for Yuyuko that it's hard to not see it as deep romantic love.
2:06 - This one just had me laughing because I happen to know a bit about the folklore you mentioned.
2:16 - Honestly there's a lot of potential for an epic music-driven drama fanfic with this pairing.
2:31 - Another bringer of laughs.
2:40 - Don't call me out like this.
2:58 - I'm definitely missing the context for this joke.
3:24 - What?
3:31 - Honestly just blessed.
3:46 - What does friendly fire have to do with anything?
4:03 - Not my thing, but understandable.
4:25 - Personally, I think the pairing's appeal is based on their shared interest in trolling.
4:42 - Not seeing what TojiMiko has to do with Guilty Gear.
5:01 - Is there a term for when you like ships specifically because they end in divorce?
5:04 - Doremy eats out Sumireko at 3 AM.
5:15 - Absolutely I want them to be married and adopt Clowmpiece and avenge their families.
5:28 - I remember seeing a post somewhere about Okina wanting to recruit new servants because Satono and Mai keep making out during work hours.
6:07 - Another motivation is to ensure the Watatsuki's don't approach the rest of the cast because they're the prime hate sink of the fandom.
6:13 - Hot.
6:16 - I doubt they are separate; I think it's more of a Ranma 1/2 thing.
6:22 - How age works Yumemi's timeline is ambiguous so I'm not surprised.
6:31 - Honestly just fucked up.
6:37 - Renko looks like she's smoking a blunt after Maribel had a go with it (the latter looks very high).
You are so real for that HecaJunko comment
My favourites are pretty much just because of fanart I like:
- HekaJunko (featuring clownpiece from the devil may cry series) because this one artist does it alot, plus a few 10/10 slice of life pieces from others
- PachuRemi because, again, this one artist really likes to show them being cozy and reading together and such. And like, idc if they’re actually romantic or anything, because everything I’ve seen could be explained as platonic cuddling and that doesn’t stop me from liking it
- YuuParu because of one particular set, and backed up by a collection of others I found which align with the idea of “tsundere x gentle giant (in each others’ company)”
- MeiSaku because of the sheer amount of quality examples
At this point, after all this insanity, I unironiclly ship you with Eiki.
W mans fr
6:12 sis don’t call me out like that
I think all of the characters should be in one huge polygamous relationship with each other.
Can’t wait for utsuho x cirno then
The ship.
(The pronounced Thee)
All the lolis x me
I think it should be Everyone x Our Glorious Lord And Savior Crown Prince Toyosatomimi no Miko
@@zoosmellpooplord5563 I'm gonna assume this is a joke
alternate Marisa x Alice:
you like relationships that include bickering like an old married couple.
Alice and Marisa interactions when paired up in 8 and 11 are comedy gold.
imagine not shipping a th character with yourself couldn't be me
1:05 KKHTA ruined this ship for me
what episode
@@CathyMoon656 ep 17 till 19 part 7 i guess i kinda forgot or basically when patchy and koa appears at the span of those episode
Reisen and Youmu. That very description has elevated this ship.
With guest appearances from Junko.
You are absolutely correct that I imagine Clownpiece as their kid, Junko deserves to be a mom without the child death smh.
2:45 Canonically, Medicine would be the one doing the weird shit like mind break poison dump
You like way too much of medicine bro
@@kakicho36 But it's canon1!1!1! Medicine solos Yuuka easy diff!! (Both in-game and competitively)
Also shout to Youmu who's a Top tier and is fully countered by Medi.
I wish Medicine and Youmu was a thing, i'd Say Medicine fits Youmu even more than both Yuuka and Alice, i know they don't interact in Canon (except for the Vs script where both mention phantoms being weak to poison, maybe ZUN was aware of the bad matchup?)
Even then, i think they quite similar but also contrast each other in some way.
If ZUN was Based Medicine would be playable in SWR and that shit would be Canon 🔥
Rinnosuke x Miko: you want Kokoro to be immune to "yo mama" jokes.
Mokou x Sumireko is for the fans who actually like Sumireko
0:27 Yeah, you got me.
0:33 Yeah, you got me.
0:37 Yeah, you got me.
1:14 Yeah... you got me.
1:33 WHY I HAD NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT, IT'S GREAT
3:12 Cuz Hina is great, i love Hina.
3:55 Classic
4:31 Classic (who don't???)
2:41 you got me there, I do overanalyze the lore and the dynamic of a TeruMoko ship.
4:12 how tf do you keep getting this right wtaf
5:51 I actually know this one due to that one scene from Touhou M-1 17 where Megumu wanted to get frisky with Tsukasa during a surgery.
1:45 🤓 Oh but actually Prismrivers aren't technically sisters but poltergeists based on their image so its totally ok for them to get kinky. Like Lyrica and Merlin getting those dragon strap-ons and Lunasa getting in the middle.
4:54 Same here, those two are confimed to be just role-players and have no blood relationship.
5:55 That one doujin was hot tho.
5:57 that other doujin by same guy was also hot tho.
Youmu Udonge futa also good
Agree that doujin is a 10/10 will read again hot, especially the biting part in Momoyo x Tsukasa
Kasen and Seiga doujin…
I feel called out.
No I will not elaborate.
1:24 I'm still new about Touhou lore, so can someone explain to me why this ship is bad?
Poor Miko, either getting portrayed as the bottom in their ships, or having people ship them with their HORSE
whoops accidenly put flandre x yuuma and okina x flandre twice
And that is fine, you just reminded us do go to hell and die if you ship this
This makes it even better
It's fine
Nah, it made me laugh out loud
needed to emphasize
2:24 lol wrong
I don't see Kaguya Reisen.
3:56 I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Terumoko (or KaguMoko in this vid) is the best ship in 2hu! Also I'm totally not read every canon material on them just to validate my ship over other and other lore of 2hu.... Lastly no matter what Raiko is indeed hot.
At this point Rock n rock n beat is the only reason people remember Sekibanki
I like how Kaguya is pretty much the "looooooooore" character
With all her time on Reddit she should know some lore
1:37 i saw one with PC-98 Alice instead no thanks
2:03 yuugi and step on me anytime
Ah, this is a long one. You really went all the way.
3:13 - My guess is from Touhou M-1 Grand Prix where they’re manzai partners
"this one's sanity must be already crumbled"
i gotta give it to that one rinnosuke/myouren guy, they were so desperate for yaoi they resorted to fandesigns
4:04 you're into bara cloud dilf
Chiyuri does actually fall within age of consent in Japan, it's more about the fact that the "thumb rule for age gap relationships" makes her too young for Yumemi.
(Age of consent is all over the place; Europe alone has it anywhere from 14 to 17 depending on the country)
5:53 what song are you referring to?
Keine and Akyuu's a more cultured one. And I am a historian.
i was hoping youd make this video hell yeah ‼️‼️
also as someone who very much enjoys momiji/aya it's just funny to me because they cant even get along so ship art of them comes across like an old married couple (the ones that acknowledge the canon at least)
also also, most of these opinions are very nice
also surprised theres no people getting mad at the fact that there is gayness in this video yet
3:57 I honestly haven’t heard of these 2 together outside of KKHTA
3:59
what's with the minecraft inclusion... i feel like there's some sort of connection i faintly get, but i dunno... also u like that ship if u read mizuki hitoshi's 4koma...
so far this list is good but i'm seeing no minoriko x cardboard box, so...
What if I don't ship any touhou characters and just make fun of others ship saying mine is better and if they ask what mine is I leave them on read?
And I'm turning friendly fire on
1:54 I mean maybe
2:24 absolutely no mention of Tokiko smh
As far as im aware the entire point of that pairing is that Keine has a similar hairstyle to Tokiko so the latter is like their 'child'
Oh, so the vampire sisters are OK, but the eyeball sisters are too problematic?
never saiud the vampire ssisters werent problematic :sob: nitpickers fr
Lol. Incest is never OK.
Incest is wincest
@@matt7399 The FBI will have fun with you.
To be fair i don't even think they have information about the problems of incest and all incest ships are youkai or something non-human so who knows how it would work with them? (Also Eirin totally could make a futa potion.(ALSO she maybe could genetically modify someone to have no problems with incest) It's just that MAYBE noone even gave the idea)
Long live Rinousuke×Unzan
I clicked this video expecting SeigaxYoshika with a message just saying "Doki Doki Waku Waku" and I leave sufficiently satisfied.
So I apparently like Minecraft now? That doesn't even make any sense.
I LOVE ADULT WOMEN AWOOGA
3:40 I hate this ship
Reisen, we need to cook!
1:15 Look I may not know Touhou's lore and story that well but am I really wrong for wanting to ship the vampires :/
Also this is assuming I don't force Reimu and Cirno in the same room out of spite (I really hate both of them not as characters but gameplay reasons, Reimu has caused me pain plenty of times and Cirno is the bane of my existence)
(actually my preferred Ship is Remilia and Patchouli but EoSD is my favourite game {and the only one I've played extensively} so I really don't know if that can count :P)
I will take any and all criticisms to the face because honestly I don't know what I'm doing I just like certain characters lol (we don't talk about how I'm oblivious to like 90% of the lore and gameplay and I've been playing this series for nearly 6 years) (I totally have beaten EoSD and haven't been trying for nearly 6 years I swear ;-;)
sorry for the wall of text I just have a lot to say :>
I play Touhou for the memes and the casual aspect I really need to play this game seriously and actually beat EoSD I'm actually just terrible at this and Cirno has been bullying me constantly please send help ;-;
Brother what's that background track?
so what if i imagine clownpiece as their kid huh
I THINK IT'S CUTE
I agree
6:12 yes + i love myouren x rinnosuke so much i cant imagine a world without myouren x rinnosuke theyre so cute argHhhhhhghfdd
Marisa and Reimu? Nah, I see them as surrogate sisters.
MariAli? Yes please.
Reimu x Miyoi? What's that one tell you?
Kaguya x Mokou? It's definitely complicated, and yes, I might have over-analyzed to get to this one.
Yukari x Yuyuko and Maribel x Renko? I'm undecided on both of these.
Also, lol @3:55. I think Stack made a quality meme with that one.
YuyuYukari is by far and away the most plausible ship, though, if you read between their canon story together
I have been utterly defeated. Truly an L for all time. If anyone sees this just know I have left reality and have continued to the paradise where nobody recongnized nue x mamizou. Instead of the obvious answer being "you hate futa" I have been degraded by such a title. All hope is lost.
nuemami is so underrated!! they're both so silly
Ong I have mommy issues
> You just think Raiko is hot
I mean...