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  • Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
  • Probably should've used clips from episodes other than S5 ("I need him to be okay" and the entirety of 159, to name a few) but here we are.
    Audio from The Magnus Archives (by Rusty Quill), with music by Luciano Michelini.

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  • @ipadbabyArmand
    @ipadbabyArmand 3 роки тому +2050

    Season 1 Jon: I don't care for Martin
    Season 5 Jon: I would tear the universe in half for Martin

    • @LaLunaTheMoonlight
      @LaLunaTheMoonlight 3 роки тому +15

      YES

    • @LaLunaTheMoonlight
      @LaLunaTheMoonlight 3 роки тому +16

      FACTS

    • @crackerpacket7
      @crackerpacket7 2 роки тому +23

      fic writers i just need one time travel au that's it i promise i will be well fed after that

    • @aithecloud6487
      @aithecloud6487 Рік тому

      @@crackerpacket7 There is one on AO3 called 'Yesterday is here' by CirrusGray. Where Jon and martin travel back to the institute during S1 to stop everything from happening

    • @s4mIsh3r3
      @s4mIsh3r3 Рік тому

      @@crackerpacket7 there are MULTIPLE of those on ao3 :D

  • @fruitbatfox
    @fruitbatfox 3 роки тому +916

    “Who’s this, your boyfriend?”
    “Uhm...”
    “Yes, actually.”
    Get fucking DECKED horror gardener

    • @trin-is-late
      @trin-is-late 2 роки тому +27

      Horror Gardner ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @nat3321
    @nat3321 3 роки тому +1073

    The magnus archives is a romantic office comedy the magnus archives is a romantic office comedy the magnus archives is a romantic office comedy the magnus archives is a romantic office comedy

    • @lisah9548
      @lisah9548 3 роки тому +69

      The magnus archives is a romantic office comedy distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative comments and so on :D

    • @itzreaps
      @itzreaps 3 роки тому +32

      we're staying delusional

  • @ebentaylor
    @ebentaylor 4 роки тому +1000

    BIROMANTIC ARCHAVIST RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @carleem3310
    @carleem3310 3 роки тому +891

    Man really clowned himself

  • @ravenwolf2220
    @ravenwolf2220 3 роки тому +1195

    I mean he does contribute delays - season 3- 4 delays due to pining. and season 5 delays due to telling each other about their love

  • @OliviaMathot
    @OliviaMathot 3 роки тому +1168

    Wow can’t believe mag 200 was just this and only this on loop for 25 minutes and 12 seconds :)

  • @aswarmofcrabs
    @aswarmofcrabs 3 роки тому +390

    Me and the boys injecting seratonin directly into our bloodstreams

  • @emilybarclay8831
    @emilybarclay8831 2 роки тому +540

    What I absolutely love about Jared Hopworth is that although he’s initially a little mocking with the ‘is this your boyfriend’ comment, once Jon is like ‘yeah actually we’re dating’ Jared is immediately like ‘oh damn bro good for you that’s awesome’ Jared may be an eldritch twisted flesh abomination but he is NOT homophobic 😤

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 Рік тому +33

      Fr, also beside that I love how Martin and Jared are voiced by the same person

    • @Jdvalentine13
      @Jdvalentine13 Рік тому +20

      Same with Helen, pretty sure she shipped them since like day 1

    • @Depresed_but_well_dressed
      @Depresed_but_well_dressed Рік тому

      ​@@Jdvalentine13oh 100%

    • @erinhollow773
      @erinhollow773 11 місяців тому +7

      I read somewhere that they made him come off as homophobic so the fans would be less sad when he got smited

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 5 місяців тому +2

      @@erinhollow773well they failed

  • @typervoxilations2311
    @typervoxilations2311 3 роки тому +421

    "yes martin you are my reason"
    me: found dead bc my heart burst with the wholesomeness

    • @laughsingay
      @laughsingay 2 місяці тому

      Every time either of them did anything cute I had to pause the episode and scream into a pillow if I had one handy because I CAN'T HANDLE IT

  • @reynabray1248
    @reynabray1248 3 роки тому +220

    This whole thing was great but the *fades out to bisexual flag* at the end broke me lol

  • @millypede777
    @millypede777 2 роки тому +57

    my favorite thing is how soft && gentle jon’s voice is towards martin vs his monotone, dry voice towards everyone else 😩😩😩

  • @innitheotaku3883
    @innitheotaku3883 3 роки тому +414

    you know after listening to ep 200 i found myself wondering how the fandom wasnt traumatized. Then I remembered hysterically whispering "their in another universe and their fine, their in another universe and theyre fine-" repeatedly to try and stop sobbing long enough to go to bed and then waking up, getting ready for school, and somehow having that message get stuck in my brain so even right now I cant really recall the angst I felt that night. The point of all this being: the reason we are able to not cry at any jonmartin is that we are all in deep deep denial, and there are many videoa such as this that prove it.

    • @lealeabeastie
      @lealeabeastie 2 роки тому +60

      Nope. They’re in another universe and they’re fine. End of discussion, and I’ll fight these videos. With my fists. Shh.

    • @blakehoward2398
      @blakehoward2398 2 роки тому +32

      I don’t think there’s any reason to believe that they ARENT in another universe 🤷‍♂️ most likely ours if they went the way of the tapes

    • @tome4376
      @tome4376 2 роки тому +5

      Well, I (might) have EXCELLENT need for you

    • @allystermack2439
      @allystermack2439 2 роки тому +9

      They're in our universe, why else would we have the recordings 😱

    • @liepaok302
      @liepaok302 2 роки тому +6

      FKN SAME they are fine theyre together, cmon, theyre still together. Couldnt think straight for a week.

  • @eclipsed_oracle6818
    @eclipsed_oracle6818 3 роки тому +85

    THE BI FLAG AT THE END I CANT FKDJSJDK

  • @maryjanepatton4212
    @maryjanepatton4212 4 роки тому +291

    ive been giggling for fifteen minutes straight alkdghjkdsg

    • @a.z.fellco.1704
      @a.z.fellco.1704 3 роки тому +20

      straight?

    • @lvslie
      @lvslie 2 роки тому +5

      @@a.z.fellco.1704 this comment made me laugh for fifteen minutes gay.

  • @andreaupadhya
    @andreaupadhya 3 роки тому +57

    "Yes, Martin, you are my reason" T_T

  • @certifiedpierrot
    @certifiedpierrot 4 роки тому +360

    Exceptional work, an absolute service to the community 🥺🥺

  • @kafka9905
    @kafka9905 3 роки тому +153

    can't believe mag200 is just gonna be this on loop for half an hour

  • @Dara.D-M
    @Dara.D-M 2 роки тому +140

    I love this, but 0:34 hurts knowing the context.
    For anyone who hasn't listened to s5 a bunch of times and doesn't know the context, that's just as they make their promises in MAG 191...
    Jon: Martin, when the time comes, I need you to promise me that you won't try to stop me.
    Martin: I promise. I love you, Jon.
    Jon: I love you too.
    Martin: But I'm not going to doom the world over it.
    Jon: Thank you.
    Martin: And you have to promise me you’re going to do everything in your power to live. That you’re not going to sacrifice yourself at the first opportunity, just because you feel guilty about what happened.
    Jon: ...I promise.
    The scene itself isn't the most painful, but what hurts is the fact that neither of them managed to keep their promises in MAG 200 (I'm sorry)

    • @JustCallMeEmily
      @JustCallMeEmily 2 роки тому +21

      What do you mean? They're perfectly happy and safe and have a dog and a cat and live together and nothing went wrong.

    • @lvslie
      @lvslie 2 роки тому +13

      the first stage of grief is denial
      its ok, @@JustCallMeEmily.

    • @Dara.D-M
      @Dara.D-M 2 роки тому +9

      @@JustCallMeEmily shit yeah, you're right. How could I forget?

    • @ViridianForests
      @ViridianForests 2 роки тому +11

      Well technically Martin kept his promise with the "But I'm not going to doom the world over it" addendum since.... it may or may not doom _other_ worlds, but it does save theirs

  • @dchouinard5513
    @dchouinard5513 4 роки тому +151

    that title is so deceiving, i did not expect to get DECKED in my feelings.10/10

  • @cattrickie
    @cattrickie 2 роки тому +17

    "um. yes actually" I AM GOING TO CRY

  • @alexroybal7281
    @alexroybal7281 3 роки тому +10

    NO BECAUSE YOU CAN HEAR JON SMILING IN THE LAST CLIP AFAEWRFESAFSAW

  • @lealeabeastie
    @lealeabeastie 2 роки тому +31

    I’m literally 31, and I can’t breathe bc my 16 year old fangirl self is just screaming too loudly. Jesus.

  • @Blackcat-qt1lo
    @Blackcat-qt1lo 3 роки тому +21

    S1 Jon come get your clown paint

  • @videokradio
    @videokradio 3 роки тому +164

    fun fact op this just popped up in my recommendations and i was gonna send it to the rusty quill server, but i wanted to make sure it wasn’t sent already- lo and behold you already did

    • @vanessa2603__
      @vanessa2603__ 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao did they say anything about it

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 3 роки тому +5

      Wait there's a server? DUDE CAN I HAVE A LINK

    • @rhiannon2933
      @rhiannon2933 Рік тому +1

      there's a server??

    • @videokradio
      @videokradio Рік тому

      @@rhiannon2933 the server’s no longer active unfortunately

  • @pigeondoesthings
    @pigeondoesthings 3 роки тому +147

    He’s a simp 🥺

    • @Cangeltibon
      @Cangeltibon 3 роки тому +22

      He is a Sims....nah you’re right but two simps who simp for each other, is it really simping or is it just a healthy and supportive relationship.

  • @tabaxi
    @tabaxi 4 роки тому +173

    This gave me truly so much serotonin. Thank you

  • @yokubhw8024
    @yokubhw8024 3 роки тому +62

    This day just got a whole lot better

  • @kays5377
    @kays5377 2 роки тому +4

    yes! the magnus archives is a lovely romantic comedy, let me show you. it's right down here in my cellar...

  • @izzyoranges8005
    @izzyoranges8005 3 роки тому +37

    Folk coming to watch this before we get our hearts broken in the finale :)

    • @izzyoranges8005
      @izzyoranges8005 3 роки тому +12

      Back here sufficiently heartbroken after the finale :)

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days 3 роки тому +9

      hey op we can suffer together

  • @atticuseatsdirt6769
    @atticuseatsdirt6769 3 роки тому +30

    god the clown music becomes more distorted and more sad after Ep 200

  • @adriennedrawsstuff2169
    @adriennedrawsstuff2169 Рік тому +3

    They are so sweet to eachother.... I'm so unwell from them.........,.,.,, :']

  • @Dara.D-M
    @Dara.D-M 2 роки тому +4

    How many times have I watched this?
    Yes.

  • @alexandrajay2001
    @alexandrajay2001 3 роки тому +48

    the serotonin boost this video just gave me is indescribable, thank you

  • @alicesmith255
    @alicesmith255 3 роки тому +34

    Hey he contributed more than delays, he also contributed tea and well *that* part of episode 200.

  • @YourPoetAila
    @YourPoetAila Рік тому +2

    This is the biggest grin I have had on my face for MONTHS-

  • @freshoutofcrabs
    @freshoutofcrabs 3 роки тому +28

    post episode 200:
    This makes me so sad now.

  • @nikareading8356
    @nikareading8356 3 роки тому +15

    I-I want to shift realities purely for the reason of playing this audio in front of these two DISASTERS-

    • @nikareading8356
      @nikareading8356 3 роки тому +4

      In relevant news, I have 8 Marks (9 counting the Extinction) and want to be an Archivist.
      Let's _not_ put me anywhere near Elias

    • @phoenixmarionette5016
      @phoenixmarionette5016 Рік тому

      OH NO BRO-@@nikareading8356

    • @phoenixmarionette5016
      @phoenixmarionette5016 Рік тому

      So how’d it go? They go into denial? Cause im about to do the same

    • @nikareading8356
      @nikareading8356 Рік тому

      @@phoenixmarionette5016 still haven't figured out shifting, unfortunately

    • @phoenixmarionette5016
      @phoenixmarionette5016 Рік тому

      @@nikareading8356 welp, whoever gets there first will let the other know (tho idk how id get them to believe me-)

  • @rosemarycat5
    @rosemarycat5 4 роки тому +40

    sksksksksksksksk the bi flag at the end tho

  • @screechwhisper
    @screechwhisper 4 роки тому +14

    [SCREAMING]

  • @SpockRock1701
    @SpockRock1701 3 роки тому +17

    office romcom 🥰😍

  • @TheRealAndian
    @TheRealAndian 3 роки тому +53

    so. how're the *Fabric Rustles* shippers :)

  • @charliealvarez5055
    @charliealvarez5055 2 роки тому +6

    haven't fully gotten to the part where they're even nice to each other yet but like. good for them 👍

  • @chantalchandler-pease8206
    @chantalchandler-pease8206 3 роки тому +16

    OMG I think I've watched this video like 5 times since I found it yesterday. Thank you so much for making this!

  • @ViridianForests
    @ViridianForests 2 роки тому +2

    Help the editing is so good xD I'm laughing so hard I'm crying a little

  • @tyranosaurusbex2950
    @tyranosaurusbex2950 2 роки тому +2

    i am grinning so much rn my day has been made

  • @iamspeed9321
    @iamspeed9321 3 роки тому +5

    Oh now i'm emotional

  • @Jenns228
    @Jenns228 3 роки тому +6

    I love these two so much i just-

  • @chaiky6556
    @chaiky6556 3 роки тому +9

    How are we feeling now folks

  • @fifteefoolish4879
    @fifteefoolish4879 4 роки тому +30

    outstanding :')

  • @aliothsan
    @aliothsan 3 роки тому +16

    dangit owen I've watched this like eight times in a row. i care Them ;_;

  • @SeerOfTime577
    @SeerOfTime577 2 роки тому +2

    I love THEM.

  • @guadacaram
    @guadacaram 3 роки тому +4

    Lord Owen you are a genius, a saint and the light in my eyes

  • @antharay9975
    @antharay9975 3 роки тому +17

    I'd love to see the analytics on this video after 200... How we feelin folks

  • @dreamgirlfriendevil
    @dreamgirlfriendevil 2 роки тому +4

    Target audience reached. (1 year late, but hey.)

  • @Ra_the_Sun_god
    @Ra_the_Sun_god 2 роки тому +4

    The bi flag at the end it’s just the cherry on top to this amazing video

  • @aspen1889
    @aspen1889 3 роки тому +30

    I mean, his main function in the s5 finale was delaying :)

  • @julymarsel5945
    @julymarsel5945 3 роки тому +12

    still a horror show and not a workplace romcom.

    • @Ra_the_Sun_god
      @Ra_the_Sun_god 3 роки тому +10

      It’s really more of a mix of horror anthology and a workplace romcom

  • @olly9685
    @olly9685 3 роки тому +15

    im here post 200 thanks yes i am a clown

    • @olly9685
      @olly9685 3 роки тому +7

      also (spoilers for mag200 for anyone reading) but since the ending is ambiguous as to whether they actually both died or not i am choosing to believe they went into an alternate dimension and are living a peaceful life there

    • @LonelyArchivist
      @LonelyArchivist 11 місяців тому

      They are in a computer now

  • @elizabethpemberton8445
    @elizabethpemberton8445 4 роки тому +14

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

  • @cozykitzu
    @cozykitzu 3 роки тому +7

    yeah ok Jon but Ur whole coma arc was a delay. thanks.

  • @mammon_is_god
    @mammon_is_god 3 роки тому +7

    Eye love you

  • @Ra_the_Sun_god
    @Ra_the_Sun_god 3 роки тому +3

    im not up to this yet but awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • @lordoftheducks332
    @lordoftheducks332 3 роки тому +3

    I’m not up to episode 200 and everyone is saying that they’re clowns what the fuck happened

  • @leasagna2202
    @leasagna2202 3 роки тому +3

    They

  • @rithumanoharan7098
    @rithumanoharan7098 3 роки тому +2

  • @micahconnor8954
    @micahconnor8954 3 роки тому +1

    1k likes and 0 dislikes, as it should be

  • @jydeosaure6564
    @jydeosaure6564 3 роки тому +8

    When 0:34 happen? What episode was that?? Why do i nit remember?

    • @jydeosaure6564
      @jydeosaure6564 3 роки тому +1

      @@owenshirrell1150 well wth now im gonna cry (i havent finished it btw im only on episode 185 or something, im not worried about spoilers tho)

  • @losingaces
    @losingaces 3 роки тому

    LMFAOOO