curb your jonmartin
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- Probably should've used clips from episodes other than S5 ("I need him to be okay" and the entirety of 159, to name a few) but here we are.
Audio from The Magnus Archives (by Rusty Quill), with music by Luciano Michelini.
Season 1 Jon: I don't care for Martin
Season 5 Jon: I would tear the universe in half for Martin
YES
FACTS
fic writers i just need one time travel au that's it i promise i will be well fed after that
@@crackerpacket7 There is one on AO3 called 'Yesterday is here' by CirrusGray. Where Jon and martin travel back to the institute during S1 to stop everything from happening
@@crackerpacket7 there are MULTIPLE of those on ao3 :D
“Who’s this, your boyfriend?”
“Uhm...”
“Yes, actually.”
Get fucking DECKED horror gardener
Horror Gardner ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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The magnus archives is a romantic office comedy distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative comments and so on :D
we're staying delusional
BIROMANTIC ARCHAVIST RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!
ARCH-ACE-VIST!!!
@@mossstitchbitch8047 YEAAAAA BABEYYYY!!!
He is very BiAced
HECK YES.
@@lilliluna1410 lol
Man really clowned himself
nahh the trauma helped him figure it out
Facts
@@thelivingparadox6626 clowned still works
@@gilliflower8590PLEASE 😭😭💀
I mean he does contribute delays - season 3- 4 delays due to pining. and season 5 delays due to telling each other about their love
If Jon hadn’t been absolutely in love with Martin he would’ve defeated Jonah on ep 120 MAX
HUSH
facts
Wow can’t believe mag 200 was just this and only this on loop for 25 minutes and 12 seconds :)
so true!!
It really threw me for a loop
Me and the boys injecting seratonin directly into our bloodstreams
What I absolutely love about Jared Hopworth is that although he’s initially a little mocking with the ‘is this your boyfriend’ comment, once Jon is like ‘yeah actually we’re dating’ Jared is immediately like ‘oh damn bro good for you that’s awesome’ Jared may be an eldritch twisted flesh abomination but he is NOT homophobic 😤
Fr, also beside that I love how Martin and Jared are voiced by the same person
Same with Helen, pretty sure she shipped them since like day 1
@@Jdvalentine13oh 100%
I read somewhere that they made him come off as homophobic so the fans would be less sad when he got smited
@@erinhollow773well they failed
"yes martin you are my reason"
me: found dead bc my heart burst with the wholesomeness
Every time either of them did anything cute I had to pause the episode and scream into a pillow if I had one handy because I CAN'T HANDLE IT
This whole thing was great but the *fades out to bisexual flag* at the end broke me lol
my favorite thing is how soft && gentle jon’s voice is towards martin vs his monotone, dry voice towards everyone else 😩😩😩
you know after listening to ep 200 i found myself wondering how the fandom wasnt traumatized. Then I remembered hysterically whispering "their in another universe and their fine, their in another universe and theyre fine-" repeatedly to try and stop sobbing long enough to go to bed and then waking up, getting ready for school, and somehow having that message get stuck in my brain so even right now I cant really recall the angst I felt that night. The point of all this being: the reason we are able to not cry at any jonmartin is that we are all in deep deep denial, and there are many videoa such as this that prove it.
Nope. They’re in another universe and they’re fine. End of discussion, and I’ll fight these videos. With my fists. Shh.
I don’t think there’s any reason to believe that they ARENT in another universe 🤷♂️ most likely ours if they went the way of the tapes
Well, I (might) have EXCELLENT need for you
They're in our universe, why else would we have the recordings 😱
FKN SAME they are fine theyre together, cmon, theyre still together. Couldnt think straight for a week.
THE BI FLAG AT THE END I CANT FKDJSJDK
ive been giggling for fifteen minutes straight alkdghjkdsg
straight?
@@a.z.fellco.1704 this comment made me laugh for fifteen minutes gay.
"Yes, Martin, you are my reason" T_T
Exceptional work, an absolute service to the community 🥺🥺
can't believe mag200 is just gonna be this on loop for half an hour
I love this, but 0:34 hurts knowing the context.
For anyone who hasn't listened to s5 a bunch of times and doesn't know the context, that's just as they make their promises in MAG 191...
Jon: Martin, when the time comes, I need you to promise me that you won't try to stop me.
Martin: I promise. I love you, Jon.
Jon: I love you too.
Martin: But I'm not going to doom the world over it.
Jon: Thank you.
Martin: And you have to promise me you’re going to do everything in your power to live. That you’re not going to sacrifice yourself at the first opportunity, just because you feel guilty about what happened.
Jon: ...I promise.
The scene itself isn't the most painful, but what hurts is the fact that neither of them managed to keep their promises in MAG 200 (I'm sorry)
What do you mean? They're perfectly happy and safe and have a dog and a cat and live together and nothing went wrong.
the first stage of grief is denial
its ok, @@JustCallMeEmily.
@@JustCallMeEmily shit yeah, you're right. How could I forget?
Well technically Martin kept his promise with the "But I'm not going to doom the world over it" addendum since.... it may or may not doom _other_ worlds, but it does save theirs
that title is so deceiving, i did not expect to get DECKED in my feelings.10/10
"um. yes actually" I AM GOING TO CRY
NO BECAUSE YOU CAN HEAR JON SMILING IN THE LAST CLIP AFAEWRFESAFSAW
I’m literally 31, and I can’t breathe bc my 16 year old fangirl self is just screaming too loudly. Jesus.
S1 Jon come get your clown paint
fun fact op this just popped up in my recommendations and i was gonna send it to the rusty quill server, but i wanted to make sure it wasn’t sent already- lo and behold you already did
Lmao did they say anything about it
Wait there's a server? DUDE CAN I HAVE A LINK
there's a server??
@@rhiannon2933 the server’s no longer active unfortunately
He’s a simp 🥺
He is a Sims....nah you’re right but two simps who simp for each other, is it really simping or is it just a healthy and supportive relationship.
This gave me truly so much serotonin. Thank you
This day just got a whole lot better
yes! the magnus archives is a lovely romantic comedy, let me show you. it's right down here in my cellar...
Folk coming to watch this before we get our hearts broken in the finale :)
Back here sufficiently heartbroken after the finale :)
hey op we can suffer together
god the clown music becomes more distorted and more sad after Ep 200
They are so sweet to eachother.... I'm so unwell from them.........,.,.,, :']
How many times have I watched this?
Yes.
the serotonin boost this video just gave me is indescribable, thank you
Hey he contributed more than delays, he also contributed tea and well *that* part of episode 200.
also arson
This is the biggest grin I have had on my face for MONTHS-
post episode 200:
This makes me so sad now.
I-I want to shift realities purely for the reason of playing this audio in front of these two DISASTERS-
In relevant news, I have 8 Marks (9 counting the Extinction) and want to be an Archivist.
Let's _not_ put me anywhere near Elias
OH NO BRO-@@nikareading8356
So how’d it go? They go into denial? Cause im about to do the same
@@phoenixmarionette5016 still haven't figured out shifting, unfortunately
@@nikareading8356 welp, whoever gets there first will let the other know (tho idk how id get them to believe me-)
sksksksksksksksk the bi flag at the end tho
[SCREAMING]
office romcom 🥰😍
so. how're the *Fabric Rustles* shippers :)
afraid
haven't fully gotten to the part where they're even nice to each other yet but like. good for them 👍
OMG I think I've watched this video like 5 times since I found it yesterday. Thank you so much for making this!
Help the editing is so good xD I'm laughing so hard I'm crying a little
i am grinning so much rn my day has been made
Oh now i'm emotional
I love these two so much i just-
How are we feeling now folks
outstanding :')
dangit owen I've watched this like eight times in a row. i care Them ;_;
I love THEM.
Lord Owen you are a genius, a saint and the light in my eyes
I'd love to see the analytics on this video after 200... How we feelin folks
Target audience reached. (1 year late, but hey.)
The bi flag at the end it’s just the cherry on top to this amazing video
I mean, his main function in the s5 finale was delaying :)
DUDE *O U C H*
AND HE COULDNT EVEN CONTRIBUTE DELAYS D:
still a horror show and not a workplace romcom.
It’s really more of a mix of horror anthology and a workplace romcom
im here post 200 thanks yes i am a clown
also (spoilers for mag200 for anyone reading) but since the ending is ambiguous as to whether they actually both died or not i am choosing to believe they went into an alternate dimension and are living a peaceful life there
They are in a computer now
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
yeah ok Jon but Ur whole coma arc was a delay. thanks.
Eye love you
im not up to this yet but awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I’m not up to episode 200 and everyone is saying that they’re clowns what the fuck happened
They
1k likes and 0 dislikes, as it should be
When 0:34 happen? What episode was that?? Why do i nit remember?
@@owenshirrell1150 well wth now im gonna cry (i havent finished it btw im only on episode 185 or something, im not worried about spoilers tho)
LMFAOOO