Totally Not Adorable Jon Archivist Moments

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  • @ArnoTheLad
    @ArnoTheLad 2 роки тому +1645

    I like how he barely laughs at jokes… he just.. asks.. if it was a joke

    • @biblicallyaccurateangel2476
      @biblicallyaccurateangel2476 2 роки тому

      the true autistic experience 😌

    • @caitlinanzovin1146
      @caitlinanzovin1146 Рік тому +129

      Autism :3

    • @sullivanko1902
      @sullivanko1902 Рік тому +82

      Autism for the win

    • @ComradeLuka
      @ComradeLuka Рік тому +65

      It’s the autism :-)

    • @Bear-bx7yo
      @Bear-bx7yo Рік тому +37

      I actually think that made him and baseera's relationship interesting in season 4 they were the only ones in the crew for awhile that kinda found their stride and got on. Even after he was outed for being an "Avatar"

  • @someoneawesome8717
    @someoneawesome8717 3 роки тому +3319

    You know he used his actual cat for the recordings, that means he had to bring Sir Pouncealot to the recordings

    • @nope84
      @nope84 3 роки тому +337

      i’m sorry, he had to bring w h o m

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 роки тому +401

      @@nope84 yup, that's the name of the cat you're hearing purr like an engine

    • @finchie_w99
      @finchie_w99 3 роки тому +85

      omg did he really

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 роки тому +55

      @@finchie_w99 yeah he did

    • @m88nlighter
      @m88nlighter 3 роки тому +227

      Not to be dramatic but I would die for Sir Pouncealot

  • @TryksterJawbreaker
    @TryksterJawbreaker Рік тому +375

    Can’t believe “I COULD be on drugs! >:T” didn’t make it in

  • @calebdouglas2512
    @calebdouglas2512 3 роки тому +1114

    "I feel ... sad."
    "Sad?"
    "Very sad."
    "...very sad."
    "Yes, alright, point taken"
    Me too Jon, me too.

  • @ThatOneArchivist
    @ThatOneArchivist Рік тому +299

    Hearing Jon sound not like he's literal days away from death even for a little bit makes me feel better about hello Jon, sorry for the deception.

  • @PoeLovesRanpoEdogawa
    @PoeLovesRanpoEdogawa 2 роки тому +859

    My personal favorite:
    "C'mon, it won't hurt."
    "Fine"
    "I lied"
    "AEEEEAAAAAUUUUHHGGGGG"

    • @ari638
      @ari638 Рік тому +43

      Honestly the most in pain I've ever heard someone be. Impressive

    • @butch_banjo_loon
      @butch_banjo_loon Рік тому +58

      the magnus archives is just “jonathan sims gets trolled” the podcast

    • @ceaseless_spiral_avatar
      @ceaseless_spiral_avatar 11 місяців тому +14

      Bro is making it VERY known he’s in pain. Did he scream into the recorder or what??

    • @Flowerz_Field
      @Flowerz_Field 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ceaseless_spiral_avatar😭

    • @ItMeMees
      @ItMeMees 4 місяці тому

      Ah man, which episode is that again? 😂

  • @xuazboi
    @xuazboi 3 роки тому +1592

    We're missing this scene:
    Martin: What's my middle name?
    Jon: ...You don't have one!
    Martin: Wow
    Jon: You- I ACTUALLY believed you! >:(
    Martin: Sorry, sorry-
    Jon: "That's ridiculous", I thought. "That's not a real name! But you wouldn't LIE to me!" >:(

    • @youraveragebaka8137
      @youraveragebaka8137 2 роки тому +20

      Omg which episode is that?

    • @xuazboi
      @xuazboi 2 роки тому +54

      @@youraveragebaka8137 It's 164 "The Sick Village" :D

    • @rat3015
      @rat3015 2 роки тому +69

      I've listened to the whole podcast twice and I know he refers to himself sometimes as martin k blackwood but I cannot for the life of me find what he told Jon his middle name is 😭

    • @xuazboi
      @xuazboi 2 роки тому +107

      @@rat3015 it's because there isn't such scene. This is the point of joke - we don't know what middle name Martin was supposed to have, we only know it was ridiculous as hell and that Jon believed him 'cause he's cute little dork in love >:D

    • @rat3015
      @rat3015 2 роки тому +10

      @@xuazboi damn they goofed me 😭

  • @PoeLovesRanpoEdogawa
    @PoeLovesRanpoEdogawa 2 роки тому +250

    "It's a joke, Jon"
    "Oh- uh"
    *Kermit laugh*

  • @v4nillatwilight
    @v4nillatwilight Рік тому +235

    he’s so babygirl in like a small way

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil Рік тому +5

      Indeed he is

    • @Totallynotredtail
      @Totallynotredtail 7 місяців тому +20

      Babygirl In like a small, pathetic, stray cat soaked by the rain you see on your way home and lizard brain goes “WE MUST KEEP IT” kinda way

  • @mfSCOUT
    @mfSCOUT 3 роки тому +1178

    i like the fact that, up until MAG 1....1-something, (sorry i forgot), The Admiral was the only character Jon was canonically recorded saying "I love you" to (edit. 124 is too many, stop liking this comment)

  • @vanessa2603__
    @vanessa2603__ 3 роки тому +451

    JON I AM GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND MAKE YOU WARM SOUP (THREAT)

  • @catherinec9331
    @catherinec9331 3 роки тому +452

    Admiral just being the quintessential cat in every way and even jon knows that's a losing battle. Admiral wants scritches? Admiral will get scritches. and laps. and attention. and jon may have his hand back when Admiral is done with it and not a moment sooner

  • @boowind4432
    @boowind4432 3 роки тому +702

    2:50 “Together, one way or another”
    MY HEART OH NO IT WAS A CALLBACK OH GOD OH GOD I DIDN’T REALIZE

    • @twigthetroll9279
      @twigthetroll9279 3 роки тому +91

      **blinks and then freezes, eyes going wider than should be physically possible and mouth dropping open**
      **drops to my knees, eyes filling with tears**
      **starts gasping and panting, tears start rolling down**
      **screams and then cries**

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 2 роки тому +15

      WAIT-

    • @elysianblues
      @elysianblues Рік тому +1

      WHAT. FUCK OUU

    • @Spacesatyr6565
      @Spacesatyr6565 11 місяців тому +5

      I JUST FINISHED SEADON FIVE TODAY DONUT DO THIS TO ME PLEASE

    • @Nikowo1610
      @Nikowo1610 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Spacesatyr6565🍩

  • @ThatOneArchivist
    @ThatOneArchivist Рік тому +125

    Every time I think about him i constantly get reminded of the fact that even when he had become somewhat of the Antichrist he still has to ASK “is that a joke..”
    LIKE HE ISNT THE DEMIGOD, THE ENTITY. GODS LITLW PLUSS ONE, IF YOH WILL, OF KNOWLEDGE. OF ALL SEEING KNOWLEDGE. KNOWING. AND HE DOESNT KNOW IF ANYTHING IS A JOKE.
    he's so me.

  • @Murakilok
    @Murakilok 3 роки тому +786

    Jon sims as a character in this is probably one of my favorites ever next to martin in any podcast I've listened too. There's just so many layers to these characters ❤

  • @acornheart465
    @acornheart465 Рік тому +96

    "Is that your official statement? 'I sad'?" -Martin Blackwood

  • @ThatOneArchivist
    @ThatOneArchivist Рік тому +85

    4:21 that's not fair actually, he probably could share, if it weren't for the fact that over the prior four seasons every time he tried EVERYONE TOLD HIM IT WAS HIS FAULT FOR HAVING EMOTIONS ON LITERALLH ANYTHING
    Season three Jon could say “wow this sandwich looks nice, I am genuinely happy to consume this substance!”
    AND SEASLN THREE TIM OR MELANIE OR DAISY WOULD PICK UP SAID SANWKCH, THROW IT AT THE GROUND AND STOMP ON IT IN FRONT OF JON AND TELL HIM THAT ITBWAS HIS FAULT
    SEASLN FOUR JON! *literally wakes from the dead, back from a coma.*
    EVERY. SINGLE. LTHER. PERSON. INCLUDING THE PEOPLE WHO HE PROBABLY NEEDED MOST LIKE MARTIN AND GEORGIE : “I wish you died that day”
    WHY WOULD HE BE GOOD AT SHLWING EMOTIONS? THERE KS NO REASLN HE SHOULD. EVERY TIME HE TRIED IT WAS MET WITH A NEGATIVE RESPINSE, IT IS A MIRACLE HE ISNT SUCH A PEOPLE PLEASER THAT IT DROVE HIM TO HIS EARLY EARLY GRAVE MARTIN.
    thank you for coming to my poorly written Ted talk

    • @Totallynotredtail
      @Totallynotredtail 7 місяців тому +6

      I need to like, give Jon a hug, but aggressively as I, to, struggle showing my emotions in a healthy and acceptable manner

    • @i8chocolatecake995
      @i8chocolatecake995 6 місяців тому +3

      THISSSSSSSS

  • @gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223
    @gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223 3 роки тому +525

    “I feel…”
    “Mhmm”
    “I feel… sad”
    “…”
    “…”
    “Sad?”
    “_Very_ sad”
    “…”
    “…”
    “Very sad”
    “Yes, alright, point taken”
    Martin is so smug, I can’t 😂😂😂

  • @katg5746
    @katg5746 Рік тому +66

    Statement of Jonathan "Was that a joke?" Sims...

  • @kierstenburtz8442
    @kierstenburtz8442 9 місяців тому +34

    May I present to the jury for consideration:
    "What?... I could be on drugs!" Jonathan Sims MAG 83

  • @Is_It_Spokey
    @Is_It_Spokey Рік тому +39

    I was talking with my friend once and I said "Sorry for asking weird questions some times I just hate not knowing things it makes me feel uncomfortable" and they just looked and me and went "Ha jonathan sims coded for real"

    • @Mauve_1
      @Mauve_1 6 місяців тому +1

      HELP THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME

    • @laughsingay
      @laughsingay 5 місяців тому +2

      we've got an up-and-coming avatar of the eye over here

  • @embers4771
    @embers4771 6 місяців тому +19

    “Was that a ᴶᵒᵏᵉˀ”

  • @TheRealAndian
    @TheRealAndian 3 роки тому +593

    can't believe the 'i spy' scene didn't make it XD /lh
    this is adorable and i thank you immensely. needed some good healthy jon-being-adorable moments

    • @eldritchunicorn
      @eldritchunicorn  3 роки тому +64

      I might do another one so I'll keep it in mind!!

    • @TheRealAndian
      @TheRealAndian 3 роки тому +79

      @@eldritchunicorn may i also suggest "i could be on drugs!" XD

    • @twigthetroll9279
      @twigthetroll9279 3 роки тому +17

      The only reason the "i spy" scene didn't make it in is because when I made the post this was based off of I hadn't reached that episode yet XD XD XD
      (i've since made a part 2)

  • @watcherglowcloud
    @watcherglowcloud 3 роки тому +232

    that 2:48 "together...one way or another" hits different now

  • @birdiejett3163
    @birdiejett3163 3 роки тому +97

    Jon “Never Been Adorable” Sims

  • @Chadsama
    @Chadsama 25 днів тому +4

    Oh, I was hoping for: "These things, they don't care about blood." ".... W-well except for the vampires" "Yes, of course except for the vampires!!"

  • @jaxysilva642
    @jaxysilva642 3 роки тому +184

    The laugh Jon makes at 2:15 remind me of Rango’s nervous laugh and ever since that epiphany, I’ve never NOT laughed at that part

  • @Hello_kitty-cb7
    @Hello_kitty-cb7 8 місяців тому +12

    My personal favourite
    "ahhh wrong hand cat wrong hand"

    • @Its_Zane
      @Its_Zane Місяць тому +1

      “Yep that’s arse. Thanks for that..*Sigh*”
      1:04

  • @imabrokenglowstick
    @imabrokenglowstick 2 роки тому +93

    the emotions i feel towards jonathan sims literally can’t be put into words i fucking FEEL for him so much guys. fuck

  • @gendrrgremlin
    @gendrrgremlin 2 роки тому +36

    *curls up in a ball and cries in jon kinnie*

  • @Sophia-so8zf
    @Sophia-so8zf 2 роки тому +30

    I love the eye being thwarted by the admiral

  • @Clouddbb
    @Clouddbb 2 роки тому +49

    It's been too long since I've listened to this podcast, i need to rewatch, i remember Jon's voice being so much deeper

    • @molly2343
      @molly2343 2 роки тому +20

      Its really deep at the beginning, but as it goes on he gets more comfortable I think and he stops being so stern all the time...

  • @sevhells
    @sevhells 3 роки тому +142

    I really love the use of space, italics, and font size while transcribing. Thanks for your work!

  • @lemmetalkaboutthis
    @lemmetalkaboutthis 8 місяців тому +6

    the absolute _betrayal_ of slugging us in the face with hurt and pain amidst adorable cute moments istg ;_;

  • @angelofmusic1992
    @angelofmusic1992 4 місяці тому +5

    I love this adorable disaster wet cat of a man

  • @whatthehell8418
    @whatthehell8418 3 роки тому +36

    i am emotionally devastated

  • @innitheotaku3883
    @innitheotaku3883 2 роки тому +52

    This video almost made me cry I finished the series like 4 months ago and have kinda moved on from the hyperfixation but the intro alone was making me feel *emotions* and *rememeber*

  • @mistydevillier2197
    @mistydevillier2197 3 роки тому +68

    I keep re listening to the whole 200 episodes. I wish it wouldn't have ended!!!😢❤

    • @davv6628
      @davv6628 3 роки тому +6

      Just never listen to the end and ignore all the spoilers that way you can never get the sad end or any end at all, it's just going on forever for me my dude 👉👉

    • @VulpineCortex
      @VulpineCortex 2 роки тому +2

      All good things have an ending. Better end things concisely than prolong it 'till it degrades in quality; not to mention Magnus Archives from an artistic standpoint has a very good ending, even if it's bitter to the viewer.

    • @madeleinegauthier7747
      @madeleinegauthier7747 2 роки тому +4

      How’re we feeling now

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 2 роки тому +1

      Good news! Statement remains.

  • @JudeTheAutomaton
    @JudeTheAutomaton Місяць тому +2

    Jon being marked by the hunt caught live on tape! (0:50)

  • @choichiyo2347
    @choichiyo2347 2 роки тому +28

    This podcast feels like a TV show,,,sometimes I forget it's a podcast!

  • @Vittaivi
    @Vittaivi Рік тому +9

    I love him so much im gonna cry

  • @sky8554
    @sky8554 2 роки тому +18

    currently dying because of the 154 scene WHY IS THAT THERE ITS JUST STRAIGHT UP SAD 😭 and I just now realized the paralel with 200,, wHY

  • @p1nkPallas
    @p1nkPallas 10 місяців тому +5

    The Admiral clip will always be one of my favourites istg (I'm a cat person excuse me)

  • @If-loki-was-a-fox
    @If-loki-was-a-fox 5 місяців тому +2

    Just watched a tma jon whump compilation that ended with the finale and now I am here to heal the psycic damage form that (it's been working very well, jon is so silly)

  • @slapshot1d1ot
    @slapshot1d1ot 3 роки тому +36

    PLEASE my heart- I love this so much!!!!!!!

  • @ohno8398
    @ohno8398 2 роки тому +16

    Just finished season 4, I needed this 😭

  • @facelessdeer
    @facelessdeer 4 місяці тому +2

    he is so incredibly babygirl

  • @SeerOfTime577
    @SeerOfTime577 2 роки тому +10

    Jon will always be adorable. :3

  • @rosea-d1064
    @rosea-d1064 3 роки тому +25

    this was so brilliant, absolutely fantastic job

  • @literaturefreak2276
    @literaturefreak2276 2 роки тому +21

    Bros I miss TMA so much 😭

    • @dewcrownedmuse
      @dewcrownedmuse Рік тому +1

      soo good news!

    • @Spacesatyr6565
      @Spacesatyr6565 11 місяців тому +1

      I'm lucky I only started it like a few weeks ago so I didn't die too much when season 5 finished

  • @shadowgirl_10
    @shadowgirl_10 Рік тому +4

    During the 154 clips I clenched my fist so hard my nails left marks on my palm 😭

  • @TheAmethystAngel
    @TheAmethystAngel 6 місяців тому +3

    The last one is so real- I also just have a hard time expressing myself. :

  • @katymier3102
    @katymier3102 3 роки тому +20

    I needed this 😌

  • @GlacieThat1Dog
    @GlacieThat1Dog 2 роки тому +8

    god i gotta listen to TMA again before TMA2 comes out

  • @dreamgirlfriendevil
    @dreamgirlfriendevil 3 роки тому +11

    This is exactly what I needed in my recommended 🥺😍

  • @fandommemes8858
    @fandommemes8858 7 місяців тому +2

    GOD, I LOVE THAT LITTLE CAT, AND JON, AN Hello Jon, apologies for the deceptio--

  • @transparencesolution
    @transparencesolution 2 роки тому +6

    awesome video with great sound

  • @transparencesolution
    @transparencesolution 2 роки тому +5

    awesome video

  • @s1nr865
    @s1nr865 2 роки тому +5

    my cat is just like his

  • @3RaccooonsInATrenchcoat
    @3RaccooonsInATrenchcoat Рік тому +3

    What episode is the cat bit at 0:43

  • @louisefarrar6037
    @louisefarrar6037 8 місяців тому

    I love this… but…
    Why does everyone miss the trouser scene!!!

  • @josjoe792
    @josjoe792 3 роки тому +21

    Was that a joke?