The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
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5 views and comment 2 days ago? What happened here?
Time traveler!?
2 days ago comment
1000 subs with no videos challenge ! Nobody cares
You guys are dumb this video was clearly put on private
The budget must be getting higher. They've hired three new people
Definitely noticed the budget increase. Did you see the fierce mustache?
Also, multiple filming sets!
Higher, but not enough to rent an actual police uniform.
I know I haven’t seen that cop ever.
@@josemanuelzamora4949 I wonder where they hired them. WAIT... DID THEY KIDNAP THEM? That's wrong. They should have a better name for that.
"Stealing isn't allowed... we decided"
~Police 2019
so much for that....
"Stealing IS allowed... we decided"
~Police 2020
@@MoSteel497 depends on who is doin the stealing
~ 2020
@@robbietorkelsonn8509 what is being stolen*
Just don't tell this to a Colonist...or Indiana Jones...
I love how the policeman always ended his calls with “love you, bye”
@@ferda9476 tf
I laughed so hard at that 🤣
666 likes
700th like O_o
Lol this is the answer if you ever wondered where Tim templton got I love you bye from
I want an entire movie out of this universe. I love this idea of a society that doesn’t understand society
Sounds cool! I wonder if that ryan George fellow could play in it? He'd be great as the protagonist I decided
or understand it too well, maybe...
YES this must happen I decided
@@MijmerMopper shut up
@@UmbraFulgur shut up
I love how polite everybody is in the Ryan George universe.
If only more people were this nonchalant about everything.
He needs to get out more lol
Yeah love you bye
yeah, sorry, its a canadian thing, eh!
I want to live in that universe
Police Chief: So you have a criminal for me?
Police Officer: Yes sir, I do.
LOL
Explain, someone?
Police Chief: Is it going to be difficult to bring him in?
Police Officer. No, Sir. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@Guld Hunden 2 I guess, I haven't seen that one...
@@usmantariq7997 ua-cam.com/play/PL--PgETgAz5FGoatB9KQzbnpv0bgZqU2l.html
Chief: I think we should take this guy against his will and put him in a room.
Cop: That sounds like what he’s doing.
Chief: Oh whoops.
Cop: Whoopsie.
"Well that sounds like kidnapping with extra steps"
An eye for an eye
@@loremipsum2237 A soul for a soul
Lmao
Taking someone against their will and keep them in a room is tight..
"I decided." The two most powerful words in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe.
As powerful as Picard's " make it so." Awesome.
It's way more honest than "Because that is the way it is" to be honest
I love how "I decided" is the catchphrase in this series.
He uses it in pitch meetings too. I love all his catch phrases!
Mhm lol
I replied to this comment I decided
having 'i decided' as the catchphrase is tight !
I'm trying to find a way to incorporate more "I decided" into my daily vocabulary I decided.
I just love the mustache hierarchy in which the people with better mustaches are in positions of power
Explains the patriarchy.
@@davids3539 Sure thing, then explain why the pope or people in power like our presidents are without one, eehhhh? Is that part of the "patriarchy"? Think about it.
If so then im president
@@davids3539 What patriarchy?
It's similar to our hierarchy where people with higher imaginary numbers and more metal circles and special paper have more power. You'd think it would be hard to implement and convince people it works, but no. It's super easy, barely an inconvenience. Making weird systems that don't work very well is tight.
“It doesn’t sound creative; it sounds wrong.”
Best. Line. Ever.
Agreed! 😁
Taking this guy and putting him against his will isn't allow
So what do we do?
Take this guy and put him against his will
Is the best
@@BrandonTheOne2 You are most certainly allowed to have your own opinion...
however wrong it may be.
When they change a character's whole design in any super hero movie. "It doesn't sound creative; it sounds wrong." Yup checks out.
The line applies to pretentious art as well
The Reason the "RyanVerse" is so funny and amazing is because people haven't learned to lie yet and when they try they fail...
The is the perfect Cinematic Universe i wanna watch.
This whole series is like a weird Steven King novel where everyone lost their memories.
... Also the world is entirely populated by clones.
Wrong, one has a very commanding mustache
write a book.............now..............I'm wating
This seems like a mix of a stephen king novel and an m night shyamalan movie with the clone aspect being from m night and the memories lost is stephen king
Stephen
And then in chapter 2, all the electronic devices will get possessed by demons from hell, come to life and try to kill everyone. This is sounding pretty good, someone call Stephen King and get him to write this thing.
"You're not allowed to steal anything, at all. We don't like that, we decided."
I just love this kind of comedy. All the talking is so natural. It's beautiful.
"I don't like this turn of events." It's great, because this is the way people talk when I talk to them.
Ok, love you, bye!
Jeff Allen yeah I have had a bunch of people tell me they don’t like me tying them up and keeping them in rooms against their will. So natural
@@Untrustedlife I think he was only talking about that line, and not the whole sketch. Otherwise, I am deeply concerned.
He meant casual btw. Natural makes no sense.
“is this like a phone plan issue?” i literally can’t with this guy lmao
Bababoiu
I think that was it
drop da snap
T Mobile and TalkTalk
literally cant what?
I don't know what's worse, a guy that you kidnapped saying that they have created a special bond with you or an officer that looks like you saying "Love you, bye"
Idk
Idk either
Idk either neither
stockholm syndrome
Stockholm syndrome
"I tied you up with ropes so you cant leave this room"
"Ropes are TIGHT!"
"Yeah I know tha- that's the idea. They have to be so you can't move."
"Oh ok."
Lmao
Ropes are tight!
LMAO 😂😂😂
"That's part of the problem, sir" (from the matrix pitch meeting)
Moral of the story: Police chiefs feel inadequate without superior mustaches.
Superior Mustaches are *TIGHT*
On a real one mate, these are all absolute banter, your channel is criminally underrated
*B A N T E R*
*He’s so british*
Emo Spidey 3 Mancunian and proud my guy
how do ya do *_C H A P_*
British slang is hilarious 😆😂
"I stole a guy and I want some money for having done that."
The whole structure of this phrase from start to finish is pure gold.
"We should take this guy against his will and put him in a room."
"That sounds like what he's doing."
"Oh, my god."
And that completely killed me.
I love how the kidnapper said “hi, hello” when he held the brother hostage.
I love you bye!
OMG, I think this is my favorite one you've done. I laughed so hard.
Bethany Kay omg me too!!!!!!😂😂😂
It was pretty good.
Ditto! LOL'd
Yeah
Check out “The first person to have a name”
"Hi, I'm the police chief, I have a more commanding moustache!"
"Yep, you sure do sir"
Been looking for this comment.
Loved that line!
Police Chief: "So you have a new way to deal with criminal for me?"
Police men: "Yes sir I do, It's called putting someone in a room against their will."
Police Chief:"Ooh, puting someone in a room against their will is Tight."
Police men: "Yea Yea Yea."
Police Chief: "So is it hard to do that?"
Police men:" Actually is going to be super easy, barely an Inconvinient."
Police Chief: "Oh really?"
@@elanugerah7768 (im gonna use c for the cheif and p for the normal police)
p : yh so we are gonna keep them in a room with free healthcare and food
c : oh this is seeming less like a punishment and more like a reward
p : no but you see you wont be able to leave the room
c : ohhh i see i see your gonna keep the prisoners in a room and teach them life skills so they can turn their life around
p : oh, no sir we are going to keep them in a rough environment where they will get abused by other inmates and the guards too
c : well wont that increase the chance of them doing worse crimes out of hate
p : look sir im going to have to get you all the way of my back about that
c : oh let me get off of that thing then
c : so what do we do when someone is wrongly convicted but then proven innocent later
p : we keep them in
c : but why
p : because
c : maybe it has something to do with you getting lazy with the rules
p : maybe yh
p : also we are going to keep many corrupt people with power incharge of the prisoners
c : oh i dont see how that could possibly go wrong
p : well do this seems like a good idea
c : yh we might even get and award for the best punishment system
( newspaper article flashes showing their prison system as worst )
"You stole a guy?"
"Yeah yeah yeah."
"Whops"!
"Whoopsie"!
"Wow wow wow."
stealing people is TIGHT
Super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@@stevenbobbybills oh no
“That’s not allowed, I’m going to transfer you to the police” 😂
“Love you; bye.”
“Wait, what?”
*t i g h t*
uwo
Friend of mine those that on our Discord channel, but most of the time to people who don't really know him, they get as confused as the kidnapper.
I love how he tries to get him a job. He would rather have free money
"Love you, bye"
That made the whole skit I'm dying
We need a part two called: the first guy to Get Stockholm syndrom
Was literally scrolling through the comments for some mentioning the Stockholm Syndrome bit lmto
Took way too long to find one
Yes a swede
@@PhoenixBorn666 me too
@@PhoenixBorn666 only took me about five scrolls
@@jaygay6576 it took me 2
Everybody else: 911 what’s your emergency?
That one guy: Hi there hello it’s me I’m the police
AwesomeGuy33 he’s Good Cop from the Lego Movie😂
he's the first police lol
And he disconnects by telling "Love you, bye."
Just imagine dialing 911 and hearing that
i love how the cop is always like "im the police"
"you nabbed a man, say it right!" 😭😂😂
"We've got a mannabbing situation."
“No”
TMI, CINDY!!!
No
Grammar Nazi police
"Yes, I'm a police chief. I have a much more commanding mustache." XD DEAD XD
It's how police chiefs say "Hello".
@@tuschman168 No, No. It's how he says "Hi there, hello, it's me."
69 likes you have
All female police chiefs have left the chat
Was searching for this comment xDDDD
"It shouldn't be allowed to take this guy against his will and put him in a room."
"So what do we do?"
"We take this guy against his will and put him in a room."
Flawless logic.
ah yes
Foolproof idea
Fun fact: some of them take the people who haven't stolen someone and put them in a room and put THEM in a room.
@@zentasyndrome8522 wow
“I decided” is the most under-appreciated motif in the Ryan verse.
Nobody:
The police: We don't like that, we decided.
@@fearsexdreamriptorn7374 r/ihadastroke
500th like
@@remitos2649 oh god you use reddit
@@remitos2649 r/ihavereddit
The first guy to steal something
I love how jail is referred to as "a room" throughout all of Ryan's videoss
"Age is just a number, jail is just a room"
@@Vexy93 "Beds are just large squishy rectangles"
@@alz1268 *triangles
@@osheridan Actually no, its a rhombicosidodecahedron
Along with drinking stuff. That hasn't been named yet, somehow.
"Why are you going this sleepy child route?" Made me laugh so hard.
And I love how he rubs one of his eyes when he's confused or unsure of something.
As an autistic person, I can say I'm am glad somebody finally seriously answered this question of mine, because I could never figure it out.
Mannabbing, doesn,t sound catchy, but does sound accurate and non-ridiculous.
The power of friendship (and more) saves the day.
Also, I love how they just say "I decided" in every video.
I loved "love you, bye!" by police. Looks like they developed a bond too. 😂😂
I would love to be in the Ryan George universe. Everyone is so calm and genuine about everything.
And everyone is also Ryan George. It's a very exclusive universe.
You’d have to be Ryan George then
But how are you gonna live in a universe where everyone is Ryan George if you're not Ryan George? That sounds like it'd be hard to pull off.
@@rithrius5384 Actally it's super easy barely an incovinenience.
My kid watched some with me. He thinks there are lots of different people in this video.
Mannabbing is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Oh boy, mannabbing is TIGHT!
Velkon Emriam
Wow wow wow wow wow...wow
Screen rant with Ryan is TIGHT!
I'm watching the pitch meeting for Taken in the comments
Yeah,yeah,yeah
That "love you, bye" cracked me up so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
what?
This guy is the only reason I subscribed to screen rant🤣
Sammmeeeeee
*same*
Same!
I just watch without subscribing
Same
Shower thought: If a child is sleeping he is technically *kidnapping* .
I never thought of this before
Makes more sense then stealing baby goats
no he or she is a child taking a nap.
Putting a child to sleep should be called kidnapping :P
No
“I don’t want to be put in a room :’(“
“Understandable have a nice day”
69 likes nice
Unless we are with someone we love
Is that a calebcity reference?
@@MerlinTheCommenter nahh just my own take on the joke haha
@@MerlinTheCommenter well actually it might be, I don’t remember where I first heard that saying.
3:23 LOL "So you're just taking my idea"
“So i stole a guy”
“You stole a guy!?”
Idk why that made me laugh
I know!! Also for me, the straight forward delivery is funny and even the really upset outbursts are subdued, I suppose like Megamind says, "Presentation!!"
“Well you should give him back, we don’t like that we decided”
Timing
Cause it's funny
“So i stole a guy”
“You stole a guy!?"
That made me laugh
IDK why
"Maybe we can take people against their will and keep them the room and other people can't". It's June 2020 and the sentence aged so well
Oh my god June 2020 sounds like 30 years ago right now
I love how he puts a moustache over his moustache
Its a much more comanding moustache
@@lom1991 yes its a much more commanding mustache I decided
I love the "We decided" line.
"So you're just taking my idea?!" Gold.
We're gonna do that now.
“Is this like a phone plan issue??” 😂😂
Turns himself in
Police-“Well that was super easy, barely an inconvenience”
I love how almost everyone starts a call with hi hello
“Mannapping isn’t catchy, it has to be catchy,” - Ryan George, 2019
Mannabbing!
what? that wasnt Ryan George, you silly. That was the kidnapping guy
“catchy”
lmao
cause kidnapping?
That's tight ...
2020
“I wanna be friends or more.”
“...Alright I’m gonna turn myself in.”
where in jail there'll be many more wanting to be friends or more. :>
pt2. first guy to ever go to jail. hey this isn't too bad!
Yeah Stockholm syndrome
Okay love you, bye
"Why are you going this sleepy-child route with it?" XD
I lost it at this 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite part.
Calm and wild?
I like it when he says “I decided”
“I have a much more commanding mustache.”
This might be obvious but I think that was a reference to tom selleck playing Frank regan (the police commissioner) in blue bloods
Police: ok love you bye
Kidnapper: what?!
Me: almost spat out my soda🤣🤣😂😂😆😆
It started as a blooper and Ryan decided to keep it in.
@@unterdessen8822 wait rly? lmao when did he say that
@@bhargavchandramouli1633 He didn't, I made that up. But it sounds good, right? XD
@@unterdessen8822 wow wow wow wow
Ik it's the best kinda of joke bc it catches you off guard.
3:33
Luv u bye
- Ryan George 2020
That was the best part
" Yeah everybody should be paid for nothing."
"Why ?"
"I decided"
The Ryan George universe has no problems or flaws I decided.
Oh having no problems is TIGHT
@@jeesonkallukkaran8140 yeah!
@@jacktheflash8478 wow wow wow wow wow
Wow!
It’s a super easy universe, barely an inconvenience.
@@phillyphilly__lii5653 yeyeyeah
"So you have a plan to steal a person for me"
"yes sir I do, and I decided to call it kidnapping"😂😂
"oh, ok so the person is a child then"
@@bkninja3172 "Well I mean it could be if you want but in this instance it's a fully grown adult."
@@gregorymerry5408 "ok, so so this adult are they, like, important in any way? Will their absence have any long term affects on anything?"
@@bkninja3172 typically only to their family
@@AngelWingsYT "ok so what do you plan to do with them if they're not important?"
"Love you, bye"
"?..what?"
"I have a fiercer moustache than you"
"OK bye"
HAHA F***in random much
"oh hey there hello there its me, the police" has to be the most canadian way to answer a phone, of all time.
I’m Canadian and this seriously happened to me a week ago. I accidentally left a gas station without paying because my credit card didn’t process. An hour later I got a very friendly call from an RCMP officer telling me “these things do happen” and asking me to please come back and pay.
And so he did a flip, went against the bad guy’s will and put him in a room.
I like to think you draw inspiration for these sketches from things you've done
"Hey, I've called people names! I've celebrated christmas! I've written fiction! I've.. kidnapped a couple people."
“The first guy ever to get Stockholm syndrome”
so he can upload the same video and it's 2 in 1.. pretty easy, barely an inconvenience..
I love how the character introductions are always just the characters introducing themselves.
“I’m making them related. One depends on the other now.” 😂
I decided
"So why are you doing this?"
"I don't know"
"Seems kinda illegal"
"Look just get ALL the way off my back here okay"
"Okay, let me get off of that thing!"... 😆
Oh snap which one if that from?
@@enehe1434 Try a few of the recent Pitch Meetings, should be in some of them... 😉
"Well, okay then!"
@@clausmerle9043 oh trying on Pitch meetings is TIGHT!
“Love you bye!”
Yep I’ve done that before
"HI there hello" is the best phrase from this series
"You nabbed a man, SAY IT RIGHT"
Iconic
NO!
“I’m out here in ad space.”
Seriously someone get this guy a medal!
"So is it gonna be hard to put him in this room?"
"No actually it'll be super easy barely an inconvenience"
“Love you, bye” makes me giggle every time! 😂
In the end the thing he feared more than being put in a room, was commitment
Lol
A lot of Ryan’s videos scrips has the two words “I decided”.
It's the historic version of 'because'.
I think almost every one I decided, probably.
You don't say!
it's the most genius part of all of his skeches
@@grumpywolfadile9864 I decided
I like the casting gag of having the actor referring to his previous role in the restaurant sketches.
“Why are you going the sleepy child way?”
“You stole a child?”
“Nah, a grown man”
Me: Stealing people is *t i g h t*
That was my last conversation with my my friends brother.
🤣
Caleb Burns tight
I thought stealing people IS tight?
Unless you're talking about the Stealing-People, which are apparently some sort of pygmy Amazonian tribe...
.....are.....?
So..... like, people who steal are tight.........?
slipknot95maggot umm it's from screen rant
"I'm the creative one here!" Ryan, why do I get the feeling you've yelled that into a mirror on more than one occasion?
That first "Love you bye" caught me off guard and I was laughing uncontrollably for the rest of the video.
“Love you, bye.”
“What?”
"Put in a room" is the best description of prison or any other thing ever.
Depression: I fear no man. But that thing...
Ryan George: *EXISTS*
Depression: It scares me!
I love how confused the guy who was kidnapped was. He just couldn't fathom the concept of kidnapping.
"I'm the creative one here!"
"It doesn't sound creative. It sounds wrong! You nabbed a man! Say it right!"
"No!"
Dang it, ok.
The "Love you, bye" had me in stitches
I love how the police officer kept on saying ‘Love you, bye’ whenever the call ended~
"We decided"
Lol
"I am the police chief, I have much more commanding moustache."
The Ryan George cinematic universe is expanding by the video
"Hi, hello", and "Hi there, hello" seem to be the preferred greetings is this world of Ryans.
"Hello there"
-obi wan kenobi
"You are a bold one"
- King Klanca
man a lot of effort goes into these, he even changed phone cases for each character!