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  • Опубліковано 8 бер 2018
  • Sources:
    Curb Your Bike Race by Gard Hagen
    • Curb Your Bike Race
    Curb your running. by Lil Jack
    • Video
    Curb your color blindness by Amonfobious
    • Curb your color blindness
    curb your english by roq :D
    • curb your english
    Curb Your Paternity Test by Titanite Productions
    • Video
    Curb your Womanpower by Lil Jack
    • Video
    Curb Your Competition by swyrl
    • Curb Your Competition
    Curb Your Handshake by punpun
    • Curb Your Handshake
    Curb Your iPhone X by Constant Throwing
    • Curb Your iPhone X
    Curb Your Nomenclature by Zadeth
    • Curb Your Nomenclature
    Curb your Flat Earth by LUNATEK CC
    • Curb your Flat Earth
    Curb your racism by Constant Throwing
    • Video
    Curb your save by Amonfobious
    • Curb your save
    Curb your talent by Homars TV
    • Video
    Curb your pickpocketing by KeyoG
    • Video

КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @juliejulie
    @juliejulie  4 роки тому +447

    Hello ! Thank you for 8M views :) I finally made another curb your meme compilation ! All the best - julie ua-cam.com/video/cl2oZCio6JY/v-deo.html

    • @calvin5174
      @calvin5174 4 роки тому +3

      Coming back?

    • @cali5635
      @cali5635 4 роки тому +1

      Np

    • @linhtuong7908
      @linhtuong7908 4 роки тому +1

      Hi

    • @garbagecontent.657
      @garbagecontent.657 4 роки тому

      Dude you missed out on so much money I’m telling you. If you made the video just 30 seconds longer you would have been rich. I feel sorry for you :(

    • @harrybtown1506
      @harrybtown1506 7 місяців тому

      T

  • @gigaswardblade7261
    @gigaswardblade7261 5 років тому +53917

    *both parents are white*
    *both kids are black*
    I NEVER CHEATED ON MY HUSBAND!

    • @NoobieLandCity
      @NoobieLandCity 5 років тому +4879

      lol I was like, do they really need a DNA test for this?

    • @RzelAkira
      @RzelAkira 5 років тому +476

      same^ xD

    • @aulendilthegreat873
      @aulendilthegreat873 5 років тому +1891

      @@NoobieLandCity it can happen though if their heritage has black in it and the genes become dominant after a few generations

    • @wevibin9219
      @wevibin9219 5 років тому +434

      Aerindine Scarro ummm you know that both parents would know if they were adopted... cuz they would’ve been the ones who adopted them?

    • @adam-cs6qb
      @adam-cs6qb 5 років тому +128

      @@aulendilthegreat873 does that happen?? For real.. 😮

  • @Sam-hj6gm
    @Sam-hj6gm 5 років тому +21982

    Woman has kids with another man*
    Man finds out
    Woman: Starts crying

    • @Musaaaa653
      @Musaaaa653 5 років тому +645

      they were mixed race as well (likely half black) so lol

    • @Gereon_
      @Gereon_ 5 років тому +323

      thats stupid tho to put that on television

    • @devinwhitebear1380
      @devinwhitebear1380 5 років тому +496

      @@Musaaaa653 who would've known, a black man having a child with a white woman would result in a mixed half black child, your comment was pointless and idiotic.

    • @devinwhitebear1380
      @devinwhitebear1380 5 років тому +498

      @@Gereon_ What's stupid is that she agreed to be on this show, she knew the test would happen now these kids are the victims here, they looked happy to be on the show little did they know their parents were paid to look like tools on tv for the crowd and us to laugh at.

    • @samig9032
      @samig9032 5 років тому +50

      @@devinwhitebear1380 Could be staged for all we know. All we can do is watch the circus as the show's producers intended.

  • @spenbur
    @spenbur 4 роки тому +5708

    *Woman slaps man*
    *man slaps back*
    woman: deceased

    • @shanegrimes3455
      @shanegrimes3455 4 роки тому +17

      Ghana pallbearer

    • @tristenatro2045
      @tristenatro2045 4 роки тому +385

      I like how he hits her arm and she just goes *death*

    • @Artemissing_
      @Artemissing_ 4 роки тому +71

      @@tristenatro2045 WASTED

    • @breadman7579
      @breadman7579 4 роки тому +167

      YOU WANT EQUAL RIGHTS? ILL GIVE YOU EQUAL RIGHTS!

    • @TheOfficialDaBoogaloo
      @TheOfficialDaBoogaloo 4 роки тому +103

      ATRO THEANT He smashed a bottle on her head...
      Edit - And before people react to this without knowing what actually happened; it was all staged and the bottle he smashed over her head was a prop designed to break. She was in on it.

  • @Cassie_Kurse
    @Cassie_Kurse 4 роки тому +3255

    He hit her on the arm why did she act like she died

    • @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003
      @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003 4 роки тому +9

      @Britannia source ?

    • @mahayes234
      @mahayes234 4 роки тому +34

      @dont rwoosh me im trolling if it was real he would’ve blurred her face like the other people in the background

    • @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003
      @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003 4 роки тому +5

      @@mahayes234 makes sense

    • @vanjamenadzer
      @vanjamenadzer 4 роки тому +50

      He hit her in the head with dummy bottle, the kind of bottle used in movies made of sugar. It was all an act

    • @Cassie_Kurse
      @Cassie_Kurse 4 роки тому +1

      Vanja Menadzer I’m talking about a different clip

  • @reekunkli4377
    @reekunkli4377 4 роки тому +5092

    Girl : **hits guy**
    Guy : **hits girl back**
    Girl : **dies**
    3:48

    • @seekingheizzer2897
      @seekingheizzer2897 4 роки тому +489

      PADDY POWER

    • @reekunkli4377
      @reekunkli4377 4 роки тому +599

      @@seekingheizzer2897 *SILLY WOMAN*

    • @fixtureofthesun
      @fixtureofthesun 4 роки тому +22

      Boi wot HAHAHAHA

    • @fixtureofthesun
      @fixtureofthesun 4 роки тому +210

      Boi wot THE WAY SHE FELL ON THE GROUND IS HILARIOUS

    • @sendbass8594
      @sendbass8594 4 роки тому +117

      She was looking around for him he came out of no where and bomped her on the head😂

  • @Mo-fz1to
    @Mo-fz1to 4 роки тому +4807

    4:02
    “Silly woman!”
    *woman dies*

    • @egg69420
      @egg69420 4 роки тому +42

      Sgt. Mo it’s fake or I didn’t get your sarcasm

    • @Mo-fz1to
      @Mo-fz1to 4 роки тому +302

      Pop Martinez it’s sarcasm, of course she didn’t die, she’s being over-dramatic

    • @antoinealderson8473
      @antoinealderson8473 4 роки тому +8

      @@Mo-fz1to da fuk
      It's was a jock and the bottle was made of sugar.
      Being overdramatic? I don't get it

    • @jennieinfiresme9
      @jennieinfiresme9 4 роки тому +45

      @@antoinealderson8473 *du fuk* is a _jock_ ?

    • @toniopotonio3925
      @toniopotonio3925 4 роки тому +7

      Jennie_Infires Me I think it’s a sock

  • @AbysmalGaming
    @AbysmalGaming 4 роки тому +1990

    “I don’t like geographical names”
    Has a daughter named “India”

    • @HereComesArya
      @HereComesArya 4 роки тому +33

      Because that's not a place, dumbass

    • @AbysmalGaming
      @AbysmalGaming 4 роки тому +14

      Arya what

    • @zedgovos4914
      @zedgovos4914 4 роки тому +103

      @@AbysmalGaming India is not a location. Didn't you hear the woman?

    • @AbysmalGaming
      @AbysmalGaming 4 роки тому +22

      Zed Govos oh yeah my bad

    • @arya1275
      @arya1275 4 роки тому +39

      Who named their daughter "India" ?
      I will name my son "America".

  • @SG10786
    @SG10786 4 роки тому +913

    “INDIA IS NOT A LOCATION”
    Me from India-“Mr stark I don’t feEl so gOod

  • @samohickey
    @samohickey 4 роки тому +5502

    "I don't like geographical names."
    "You have a child named India?"
    "Well, that's not the location."
    XD

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe 4 роки тому +233

      She also doesn't like people with weird names but her other daughter is named Poppy.

    • @jolves4432
      @jolves4432 4 роки тому +21

      India can mean something else, like in portuguese we use the word india, for a indian female or a tribe of natives from brasil female.

    • @samohickey
      @samohickey 4 роки тому +148

      @@jolves4432 Very true, and I understand that. But her whole point was judging people on their names; she doesn't know the personal meaning behind said names, she doesn't know anything about those she judges. So... If we want to get technical, and she dislikes location names, yet names her kid India, whelp... First reaction for a decent amount of people won't be a word in Portuguese.
      One way or another, she's a hypocrite, and it's funny. 👌🙃

    • @boosteddaily1294
      @boosteddaily1294 4 роки тому +2

      @@jolves4432 ?????????

    • @jolves4432
      @jolves4432 4 роки тому +3

      @@samohickey ik that, you can guess it just by looking at her face and at any point i was trying to protect her, i was just saying that it COULD mean something else, and i'm totally honest ( i am not mad at you ) but i recommend you don't say that to portuguese people, we portuguese guys don't like when someone " ridiculizes " ( ik you didn't but its the only word that came in my mind ) our country, example: we don't like when people puts a brazilian flag over a " Portuguese " language selection in games ( i mean cmon we literally colonized brazil ) or say that Portugal is a Spanish province, i think you understand me, anyways, g'night ( cuz im literally writing this at 2 am )

  • @emmavanhaele1967
    @emmavanhaele1967 5 років тому +3415

    Man: gets cheated on by wife
    Wife: the one who starts crying

    • @ciarancourtney611
      @ciarancourtney611 5 років тому +40

      the parents are both white and the kids are half cast

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 5 років тому +2

      Xd

    • @chiefstabahoe
      @chiefstabahoe 4 роки тому +79

      She started crying cause she know there's no reason for him to stay with her bum ass she's stuck raising 2 kids.

    • @3v3_n
      @3v3_n 4 роки тому +62

      She’s crying because she got caught

    • @tablelegz
      @tablelegz 4 роки тому +22

      She covers her face so it was a little fake she was trying to manipulate him to stay lol

  • @whackyjinak4978
    @whackyjinak4978 4 роки тому +550

    As a Red-Green color blind person who’s entire life goals were shattered by not meeting full color vision, that Paul video pissed me off, he’s so full of crap.

    • @redpanda7967
      @redpanda7967 4 роки тому +31

      It’s the worst for me because it doesn’t rlly effect daily life but there are a ton of careers paths I can’t go down

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 4 роки тому +20

      Roman_Valdax Yeah, me too. It sucks because I’m a perfectly functional person but by technicality I cant meet the vision requirements of the one thing I wanted to do it life.

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 4 роки тому +1

      P. Nis Had it, wasn’t that bad for me, just thought I had a real bad case of the flu. He just needs to be truly humbled, however its done but Corona I wouldnt reccomend.

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 4 роки тому +1

      P. Nis An experience so genuinely shocking he doesn’t even make a video about it, just changes his demeanor and works to better himself. What it may be, I don’t know. Theres a number of ones that could happen, just sad he probably won’t figure things out for some time.

    • @batyalivni3577
      @batyalivni3577 4 роки тому +12

      That was the only Logan Paul video I ever watched, and I'm sad to say I fell for it. What a disgusting human being he is.

  • @unclecreepy4073
    @unclecreepy4073 4 роки тому +927

    White guy: I have a feeling these 2 blacks kids aren’t mine.

    • @Alexa-pc6ux
      @Alexa-pc6ux 4 роки тому +17

      I *think* they're not mine, I think...

    • @skinnylegend9782
      @skinnylegend9782 4 роки тому +9

      My gut feeling tells me they may not be mine

    • @poopeemama
      @poopeemama 4 роки тому +8

      I mean I’m not positive but...

  • @luismota7533
    @luismota7533 4 роки тому +5632

    Woman: *slaps man*
    Man: *slaps woman back*
    Woman: *falls like a family guy character*

    • @jbain4750
      @jbain4750 4 роки тому +125

      Hisssssssssssss
      Aaahhhhhhhhhh
      Hisssssssssssssssss
      Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
      Hisssssssssssssssss
      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

    • @mat5473
      @mat5473 4 роки тому +206

      He hit her with a bottle.

    • @Bure478
      @Bure478 4 роки тому +156

      @@mat5473 sugar bottle so a bottle that brakes with no force at all and she was in on it

    • @caprisongs
      @caprisongs 4 роки тому +53

      @@mat5473 it's fake.

    • @unknowndead7443
      @unknowndead7443 4 роки тому +3

      Luis Mota hahahahahbahahah

  • @theabyss310
    @theabyss310 4 роки тому +7826

    Man I feel real bad for the guy who's wife cheated on him. Poor guy.

    • @adamc117
      @adamc117 4 роки тому +214

      Josip what

    • @dungmaker
      @dungmaker 4 роки тому +152

      Josip projecting?

    • @theabyss310
      @theabyss310 4 роки тому +49

      @Josip But the reason he went on the show in the first place was because he didn't believe that his kids were his.

    • @prashantkrishnankutty6038
      @prashantkrishnankutty6038 4 роки тому +15

      Now he can live in freedom

    • @kxnjir0
      @kxnjir0 4 роки тому +47

      @Josip it can happen if both parents have black genes in them.

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 4 роки тому +235

    “Parents”:👨🏼👩🏼
    Kids: 👦🏽👧🏽

    • @DonnaChamberson
      @DonnaChamberson 3 місяці тому +1

      Omg what if one of them looked like this? 👧🏿

  • @Monocle_GentleSir_
    @Monocle_GentleSir_ 4 роки тому +756

    "India is not a location"
    *Me living in india suddenly disintegrates...

    • @Chikenterimaki
      @Chikenterimaki 4 роки тому

      Lol sameeee😂

    • @chickenandchips1263
      @chickenandchips1263 4 роки тому +2

      No your from Pakistan now 🇵🇰

    • @Chikenterimaki
      @Chikenterimaki 4 роки тому +1

      eclairse uh no.....we’re from imagi NATION now.......😔

    • @arnavdass4695
      @arnavdass4695 4 роки тому +2

      eclairse I’d rather disintegrate than living in Pakistan

    • @Chikenterimaki
      @Chikenterimaki 4 роки тому

      Arnav Dass that’s really rude
      Why would you disintegrate?
      Is it because of your stereotypes about pakistan or do you just don’t like it?

  • @J_Productions
    @J_Productions 6 років тому +7429

    1:12 Cries at seeing color for the first time
    *LAUGHS AT A DEAD BODY*

    • @chairsdotnet5188
      @chairsdotnet5188 5 років тому +85

      it's just colour deficiency.
      you may see red even when you have type of colour blindness, but it's just not a bright(or dim) as it really is.
      so the creator of that curb meme may have misunderstood this

    • @peronyx5956
      @peronyx5956 5 років тому +228

      GorgoRBLX Films not really. If logan is actually colorblind he would mistake the greens, reds, and maybe orange and yellow depending on how much it affects him, same with blue, purple, and maybe pink

    • @peronyx5956
      @peronyx5956 5 років тому +76

      He can still see red and green as red and green, but if a bush had red berries on it, he wouldn't see the berries. Applying this logic, he could easily mistake the colors, I mean I mistook the colors for others and i am actually colorblind

    • @peronyx5956
      @peronyx5956 5 років тому +101

      I saw the colors as
      Purple
      Orange
      Green
      Green
      And pink
      Unless logan is 1% colorblind then he is obviously faking it

    • @matthewrowell9963
      @matthewrowell9963 5 років тому +36

      GorgoRBLX Films with a name like that its clear you're a logan Paul fan.

  • @joshdepaola4002
    @joshdepaola4002 4 роки тому +9239

    The guy who was arguing with the feminists had me rolling

    • @joshdepaola4002
      @joshdepaola4002 4 роки тому +771

      *After he gets hit* "Omg Woman Power...."

    • @FlourescentPotato
      @FlourescentPotato 4 роки тому +362

      it's a staged video

    • @ten10zinG
      @ten10zinG 4 роки тому +58

      prank

    • @juan93701
      @juan93701 4 роки тому +42

      Na it’s real

    • @damdibidum
      @damdibidum 4 роки тому +518

      was staged lol, but his voice when he says ''silly woman'' gets me laughing

  • @fqidz
    @fqidz 4 роки тому +216

    "comedian":ladies are you alright?
    ladies: yees
    "comedian": no you are all left
    10/10 best joke of the year - IGN

    • @midamulti-tool3656
      @midamulti-tool3656 3 роки тому +1

      Boi Choi ion think she was talking abt political stuff

  • @brandonlee8123
    @brandonlee8123 4 роки тому +424

    “All you all right”
    “Yeah!”
    “No you are all left!”
    She wasnt wrong. The crowd literally left.

    • @JJforYoutube
      @JJforYoutube 4 роки тому +10

      Brandon Lee that has to be the most embarrassing thing

    • @northernkaiser7979
      @northernkaiser7979 3 роки тому +8

      Holy shit your a better comedian then her 😂

    • @BustaShenanigans
      @BustaShenanigans 3 роки тому +1

      It wuz even worse, she said "all all left", immitating the "al" in "alright"

    • @williamluche417
      @williamluche417 3 роки тому +1

      @@BustaShenanigans Great detective work their sherlock

    • @Spectator9672
      @Spectator9672 8 місяців тому +1

      @@williamluche417 There* yikes..

  • @acerusea5156
    @acerusea5156 4 роки тому +4686

    "India is not a location"
    *this message is approved by the Pakistani government*

  • @bremitherz9230
    @bremitherz9230 4 роки тому +5752

    FUN FACT: You did not search for this

    • @SkinBoy04
      @SkinBoy04 4 роки тому +62

      i like GTA SA that is unfortunately incorrect

    • @digitalwire.
      @digitalwire. 4 роки тому +56

      FUN FACT: This comment is stolen

    • @bremitherz9230
      @bremitherz9230 4 роки тому +11

      @@digitalwire. FUN FACT: No one cares lmao

    • @digitalwire.
      @digitalwire. 4 роки тому +26

      i like GTA SA ok boomer

    • @bremitherz9230
      @bremitherz9230 4 роки тому +1

      @@digitalwire. :(

  • @meshman2763
    @meshman2763 4 роки тому +138

    Irish man: woman power?
    Also Irish man: how about some paddy power

  • @Anonymous589x
    @Anonymous589x 4 роки тому +226

    Could we please talk about the guy at 8:48....had me laughing hard when he shook hands with him

    • @mileseyre1636
      @mileseyre1636 4 роки тому +7

      It's a set up video tho

    • @user-ef6gv4wv1l
      @user-ef6gv4wv1l 4 роки тому +2

      its a skit

    • @stanloochuu4065
      @stanloochuu4065 4 роки тому +25

      @@mileseyre1636 honestly though fake videos are fine to me. Cause they really don't affect me personally whether they are real or not. Unless they are unbearablely fake/exaggerated.

    • @-caspo-
      @-caspo- 4 роки тому +6

      Even if it’s fake, it’s still really funny.

    • @_MNF__
      @_MNF__ 4 роки тому +4

      That shit was hilarious though

  • @user-qn6cm6rg7o
    @user-qn6cm6rg7o 5 років тому +2388

    S I L L Y W O M A N

  • @bk.proddd
    @bk.proddd 4 роки тому +3614

    Woman hits man
    Man: “so you’ve chosen death”

    • @thewolfsogood
      @thewolfsogood 4 роки тому +44

      Brennan Kovacs he was asking to be hit still funny

    • @esgaymer4393
      @esgaymer4393 4 роки тому +209

      she asked for it

    • @thewolfsogood
      @thewolfsogood 4 роки тому +50

      esgaymer nah you cant see he was trying to get a reaction?

    • @thewolfsogood
      @thewolfsogood 4 роки тому +7

      Tony את yeah

    • @thewolfsogood
      @thewolfsogood 4 роки тому

      Tony את still was f moment

  • @drupadbaiju5166
    @drupadbaiju5166 4 роки тому +97

    "India is not a location"...
    Me as an Indian: *confused T-Series Noises*

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 4 роки тому +1

      Are you a floor gang!?

    • @ehembers
      @ehembers 4 роки тому +1

      When you gonna make a video about fixing my phone?

  • @lukesanders8912
    @lukesanders8912 4 роки тому +121

    “Bloody women power how’s about some PADDY POWER”

    • @-caspo-
      @-caspo- 4 роки тому +8

      And then at the end: “Silly woman!”

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 4 роки тому +1

      He’s a bloody champion. I hate women that think men are lesser or like they can get away with hitting men. Like, bitch, that’s called sexism. I thought you didn’t like that? Lmao

    • @kandmproductions2517
      @kandmproductions2517 4 роки тому

      Table 2.0 sadly he probably got fined

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 4 роки тому

      KandM Productions I've read that it was staged. Idk what's true, but either way, the truth is that people like this woman are real and out there, which is sad

  • @imhere5976
    @imhere5976 4 роки тому +3755

    Women: I have never cheated
    Has black twins with a white guy

    • @jiggajigjones8210
      @jiggajigjones8210 4 роки тому +52

      Sad to see fat cuckolds

    • @bigibos
      @bigibos 4 роки тому +12

      Well, that can actually happen

    • @jelleh7379
      @jelleh7379 4 роки тому

      @Aderiler lol I guess so

    • @0AbsolutZero0
      @0AbsolutZero0 4 роки тому +11

      @@bigibos man Stevie Wonder could look at those kids and know they weren't his

    • @patienceRachel
      @patienceRachel 4 роки тому +2

      Mixed race twins

  • @thedefectivememe
    @thedefectivememe 6 років тому +10108

    I seriously respect the fact that you linked to all the original memes in the description.

    • @thedefectivememe
      @thedefectivememe 5 років тому +27

      @@KILLRXNOEVIRUS I know it's not even like hidden at the bottom..or anything, its just right there as the first thing you see, with links and stuff

    • @KILLRXNOEVIRUS
      @KILLRXNOEVIRUS 5 років тому +4

      But why are you called... "The Defective Meme"...?
      _( please doing joking making )_

    • @kaitoh1782
      @kaitoh1782 4 роки тому

      Fax

    • @bikoman869
      @bikoman869 4 роки тому

      @Imaru LewisREALLY damn that's a sub

    • @111701hc
      @111701hc 4 роки тому

      truly a good boi

  • @xXSUBJECT4Xx
    @xXSUBJECT4Xx 4 роки тому +227

    2:42 This dude literally did nothing wrong.
    Scintillating is a good compliment, it means “Excessively clever or skillful”.
    Though people don’t admit it, a lot of people have these weird conundrums, where they know a word is complimentary, but don’t know exactly what it means.

    • @hudsonpoll1279
      @hudsonpoll1279 4 роки тому +28

      To my knowledge that guy is an actor/ comedian though. I’m not sure what his real name is, but in that clip he is playing as a character called ‘big shaq’, so the clip doesn’t really deserve to be in this compilation.

    • @randomjuggler2010
      @randomjuggler2010 4 роки тому +3

      He's a comedian

    • @probablylucky6671
      @probablylucky6671 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, but you wouldn't usually use it to describe a person. I think it's more used to describe a characteristic of a person. Its literal meaning is "sparkling or shining brightly."

    • @smussard
      @smussard 4 роки тому

      Mans called big shaq/michael dappah dat man did mans not hot a few years back

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 8 місяців тому +1

      He did do something wrong. He called her scintillating when she was the opposite. ❤😂

  • @meyerlanksy1561
    @meyerlanksy1561 4 роки тому +557

    Big Shaq’s a comedian. Its a joke. You got curbed yourselves.

    • @nav5738
      @nav5738 4 роки тому +20

      Curb your curb your vedio

    • @shannonrussell898
      @shannonrussell898 4 роки тому +97

      It’s actually a double curb - when he first says “you define it” he means that she is the definition of scintillating and the chick doesn’t get it, then they get into an awkward exchange so he saves the joke with the strongest subject gag

    • @beanbag_boy4036
      @beanbag_boy4036 4 роки тому +18

      Shannon Russell and now it’s a triple curb

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 4 роки тому +10

      @@beanbag_boy4036 *Curbception* 😳

    • @entruh4520
      @entruh4520 4 роки тому

      @K Er comedian

  • @lorcanclancy2376
    @lorcanclancy2376 4 роки тому +1803

    Woman *slaps man*
    Man*slaps back*
    Crowd *surprised pikachu face*

  • @Ukko_
    @Ukko_ 5 років тому +3356

    Man: slaps a woman on the shoulder.
    Woman: dies

    • @MoonlightGlimmer
      @MoonlightGlimmer 5 років тому

      *PUT **4:00** - **4:03** IN PLAYBACK SPEED OF 0.25. TO THE PEOPLE SAYING IT WAS HIT ON THE SHOULDER AND SHE WAS BEING DRAMATIC - IT WAS ON THE HEAD WITH A GLASS BOTTLE. YOU CAN SEE IT HITTING THE HEAD, AND THE GLASS SHATTERING.*

    • @dennisgicho
      @dennisgicho 4 роки тому +168

      He actually hit her with a water bottle. She dies.

    • @LLD-yl4wi
      @LLD-yl4wi 4 роки тому +125

      PADDY POWER

    • @liamc3433
      @liamc3433 4 роки тому +28

      He broke a prop bottle over her head

    • @mammaspojke9813
      @mammaspojke9813 4 роки тому +21

      It was fake

  • @LxR7601
    @LxR7601 4 роки тому +52

    "Are you all alright? No you are all all left"
    I audibly cringed at that one

  • @ahintea
    @ahintea 4 роки тому +20

    They announced both of the twins separately as if one of them was going to be his and one wasn’t 💀💀

  • @metal_musician4458
    @metal_musician4458 4 роки тому +3578

    women power: +2 melee damage
    paddy power : +20 bludgeon damage

    • @peterparkour1854
      @peterparkour1854 4 роки тому +167

      Silly women

    • @laffy7204
      @laffy7204 4 роки тому +40

      "I am all up for that non-violence again Women. I'm not violent against women. I'm not violent."
      Those were a poor choice of words as they bring back memories to literal white supremacist rhetoric, causing a women to shout at him and hit him
      "What do did that for!" He then proceeds denies that he's violent, then says "Woman power? How about Puddy power!" Then assaults the Woman
      Me: *Facepalm*

    • @krzysztofdyrda9504
      @krzysztofdyrda9504 4 роки тому +184

      @@laffy7204 "causing the women to shout at him and hit him"
      >>"causing"
      the woman proceeded to attack him, not the other way around

    • @laffy7204
      @laffy7204 4 роки тому +8

      ​@@krzysztofdyrda9504 The women shout and hit him causing the woman to hit him? What are you talking about? That doesn't make any logical sense. Only one woman shout and hit at him because that he seemed threatening but how he's talking about how he's being non-violent towards woman out of nowhere like some creepy lunatic. The others stayed cool and try to deescalate the situation

    • @jeffdid9117
      @jeffdid9117 4 роки тому +77

      @@laffy7204 so that gives her the right to hit him? Because he is "maybe" mocking them
      yeah the guy was trying to irritate the women so he can get a good reaction
      Who does that a lot, women, a lot. it's a smart way to get the high ground without being right or being stronger
      It's mostly used to shut the person down by exposing thier insecurities etc... but obviously they sometimes go to far and the person (usually a male) lashes out with force
      Abuse its almost never like in the movies there isn't a nameless drunk guy that comes home and beats his wife for no reason
      Now some ppl like u r willing to blame the man on that situation for causing her to lash but not the woman for making a male lash out
      R u one of them?

  • @willhanleyreed1990
    @willhanleyreed1990 4 роки тому +3108

    The girl that doesnt like people because of their names is beyond ridiculous.

    • @averagebrownguy4193
      @averagebrownguy4193 4 роки тому +230

      She said she doesnt like geographical location names but her child is called india🤔. Then she justified it by saying its not a location. Lol

    • @alexmag235
      @alexmag235 4 роки тому +29

      Katie Hopkins. Search her up 😂😂

    • @tommyhoul1han
      @tommyhoul1han 4 роки тому +75

      She’s also a massive racist

    • @cameronmckelvie81
      @cameronmckelvie81 4 роки тому +10

      I really like that you've called her ridiculous and seem to not know her, she is more ridiculous than you know

    • @CJ-vq8jw
      @CJ-vq8jw 4 роки тому +7

      backtothefuture1066 Is this a genuine question because you’re unfamiliar with her or are you challenging the notion that she’s racist?

  • @norakuma01
    @norakuma01 4 роки тому +41

    When you're Indian and start having an existential crisis

  • @kai__055
    @kai__055 4 роки тому +31

    Both parents: whiter than paper
    Both kids: black
    Wife: I DIDN’T CHEAT I WOULD NEVER

    • @OsfafaNewton12345
      @OsfafaNewton12345 4 роки тому +1

      How are they black? I thought they were biracial.

    • @madamchloe2655
      @madamchloe2655 3 роки тому

      @@OsfafaNewton12345 they are Black... *and* white.

    • @GeminiPlatypus
      @GeminiPlatypus 4 місяці тому

      ​@@madamchloe2655 so I see you have summoned... *LOGIC*

  • @qtDiabolik
    @qtDiabolik 4 роки тому +5926

    "n-no one biiiiitch...!"
    *nervously takes a sip of his empty can of energy drink*

    • @emily2k111
      @emily2k111 4 роки тому +271

      Gonzo why was that even necessary 😂 she was just doing her job asking a question lmaoo

    • @What-sf5ey
      @What-sf5ey 4 роки тому +202

      ​@@emily2k111 Really just sounds like an accident which he decided to roll with

    • @emily2k111
      @emily2k111 4 роки тому +8

      What i think you’re right 😂

    • @Cpt_Dave
      @Cpt_Dave 4 роки тому +25

      @@konigsblauer9452 Und du bist wohl der Klischee Deutsche. Keinen Humor.
      Wäscht dir nach dem Duschen wahrscheinlich auch die Hände.

    • @Cpt_Dave
      @Cpt_Dave 4 роки тому +8

      @@konigsblauer9452 Glaube du hast was verwechselt. Ich hab Vulgarität genutzt, nicht verabscheut.
      Aber angenommen dein Satz würde (mit unserem Kontext) Sinn ergeben:
      Findest du das nicht lustig? Satire ist ein wesentlicher Bestandteil meines Humors. Jeder hat anderen Humor und so ignorant zu sein, dass du bestimmte Dinge nicht in deine Vorstellung von Humor zulassen kannst, ist intolerant. Intoleranz ist nicht cool.
      PS: Falls du antworten solltest, geh bitte auf alle Aussagen ein und nicht nur paar Punkte. Ich fand meinen Joke ziemlich cool und darauf bist du gar nicht eingegangen. :(

  • @Rick-jf2ig
    @Rick-jf2ig 4 роки тому +3699

    Ladies and gentlemen, it has been confirmed, India is indeed, NOT a location.

    • @omnipepper3665
      @omnipepper3665 4 роки тому +61

      I’m from India and this is true. India is indeed not real

    • @Arin-3
      @Arin-3 4 роки тому +45

      I'm from India and i can confirm.we all live under a bridge and shit on a street.

    • @iamaqween5156
      @iamaqween5156 4 роки тому

      Why does your about on your channel say hi I’m rick when your morty

    • @Rick-jf2ig
      @Rick-jf2ig 4 роки тому +3

      @@iamaqween5156 because my actual name is Rick?

    • @senheck99
      @senheck99 4 роки тому +6

      I'm Indian and my Indian anime pillows are offended ☻

  • @The_Gelatinman
    @The_Gelatinman 4 роки тому +65

    Woman: I have never cheated on james.
    *looks at kids*
    Me: Yea sure.....

  • @bbbhova3269
    @bbbhova3269 4 роки тому +49

    Why was she crying if she's the one who cheated and got caught lol

    • @theresamay5699
      @theresamay5699 4 роки тому

      Letting it all our before her beating back at the crib

  • @bencarter6263
    @bencarter6263 5 років тому +4194

    "your child's called India" 😂 😂 😂

    • @noelleirina5628
      @noelleirina5628 5 років тому +45

      @@OliverSCMusic Are you okay?

    • @lox_07
      @lox_07 5 років тому +186

      @@noelleirina5628 Did you watch the video

    • @warabito
      @warabito 5 років тому +53

      @@noelleirina5628 ​ the joke should have been... are you all alright?

    • @donovanparsons7241
      @donovanparsons7241 5 років тому +31

      r/wooosh

    • @noelleirina5628
      @noelleirina5628 5 років тому +5

      @@lox_07 ...i did. Did you? She hates place and geographical names. It's not just location.

  • @tumbus420
    @tumbus420 4 роки тому +2884

    i always die when the guy says “silly woman” in the accent

    • @yuritarded2471
      @yuritarded2471 4 роки тому +29

      Irish accent boi

    • @J.J08
      @J.J08 4 роки тому +18

      4:01

    • @zander4662
      @zander4662 4 роки тому +1

      Why Oscar thx

    • @Joe-xf5ot
      @Joe-xf5ot 4 роки тому +18

      I swear to god did Irish guy say how about some paddy Power before he bottled her? If so funniest thing ever and I can die happy

    • @bananablock7220
      @bananablock7220 4 роки тому +1

      S.I.L.L.Y.W.O.M.A.N

  • @deejayg2793
    @deejayg2793 4 роки тому +448

    When the people where saying black lives matter to the black guy, I almost died 7:26
    I will still keep up the comment but the black lives matter protest should not be used in a joke my bad and btw R.I.P George Floyd

    • @lordhelmchen3154
      @lordhelmchen3154 4 роки тому +24

      Same situation like when young people who never worked a day in their life block the streets to protest FOR the working class, all while stopping those working class members from getting to work. :D

    • @malikliggins8227
      @malikliggins8227 4 роки тому +2

      Lord Helmchen but if they would’ve let him thru people would’ve said they’re being racist because they only let the black guy thru and all lives matter it’s a lose lose

    • @lordhelmchen3154
      @lordhelmchen3154 4 роки тому +4

      @@malikliggins8227 True, that's why you should not put yourself in such a weird situation in the first place. The way the people who support "Black lives matter" nowadays treat the whole matter is problematic in my opinion. (Though I admit I don't live in a country where the BLM movement is really known so I am not the most well-informed person :P) I get their point and original intention but just like some modern feminists (or some far-left/right activists), they kind of drove themselves into a wall, only making matters worse without realizing it.

    • @malikliggins8227
      @malikliggins8227 4 роки тому +3

      Lord Helmchen George Soros funded and probably made to cause divide. It’s all about confusion. You’re probably right but the fundamental argument that unarmed black people shouldn’t be getting gunned down like dogs was correct yet people from the right even even fought about that saying all lives matter and what not it’s all just sad really but I understand where you’re coming from

    • @lordhelmchen3154
      @lordhelmchen3154 4 роки тому +2

      @@malikliggins8227 Yeah it's everywhere just more and more divide, nobody wants to engage a discussion and being from "the enemy side" makes you a liar/monster automatically... One of the most concerning political/social developments in the past years if you ask me.
      No talking, just fighting and everyone shifting further towards one extreme.

  • @nickcariglio8228
    @nickcariglio8228 4 роки тому +31

    "India is not a location."
    Me: looks at map and points at India. "What is that?"

    • @vinorino
      @vinorino 4 роки тому

      I don’t know 🤔🤔🤔🤔 I just don’t know! Maybe it’s Pakistan???

    • @NameSurname-ee4sw
      @NameSurname-ee4sw 4 роки тому

      It's the mauryan empire xd

    • @arya1275
      @arya1275 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe Bharat or Hindustan
      Lol

  • @Mike_jetski99
    @Mike_jetski99 4 роки тому +2589

    Is no one gonna talk about the last clip, man had his own court hearing on camera by him self

    • @aristotelisdairousis5628
      @aristotelisdairousis5628 4 роки тому +196

      Michael Jetski his name is Halid lol he’s a German comedian the video is a classic

    • @MoonchildMindaugas2
      @MoonchildMindaugas2 4 роки тому +81

      What he did was brilliant xD Not the thievery, but how he smoothed out the corners.

    • @Leonardo-or1ll
      @Leonardo-or1ll 4 роки тому +29

      Aristotelis Dairousis “German”

    • @slappeslang890
      @slappeslang890 4 роки тому +43

      @@aristotelisdairousis5628 yeh reckoned it was fake literally anyone would have moticed looking down and seeing a hand suddenly appear in your left front pocket lol

    • @TeethOfDead
      @TeethOfDead 4 роки тому +6

      The camera filter is on the App Store. Identical. I know I’m sorry to ruin it

  • @kuroashi078
    @kuroashi078 4 роки тому +4093

    "No one BIIIIIIIITCH"
    but you lost 3 consecutive games...
    Kroooo kroooo kroooo

    • @juan93701
      @juan93701 4 роки тому +28

      If I lost a important game I wouldn’t want to be interviewed or asked any questions either

    • @ivanm2225
      @ivanm2225 4 роки тому +40

      no name yeah man but that was just hella cringy

    • @bradleygiesey7739
      @bradleygiesey7739 4 роки тому +6

      Ivan M yeah it was

    • @Novozymandiaz
      @Novozymandiaz 4 роки тому +68

      @@juan93701 Don't mean you have to be a lil bitch about it and insult someone over it. You can still respectfully say you don't want an interview. He kinda deserved getting made fun of.

    • @SincertyPatrick
      @SincertyPatrick 4 роки тому +5

      I would be screaming for that woman

  • @yoamal1187
    @yoamal1187 4 роки тому +63

    Girl: hits guy after he helps them
    guy: So you have chosen death

  • @jamestheredengine7214
    @jamestheredengine7214 4 роки тому +4668

    Woman: *smacks man in the face* ... man is not hurt by it.
    Man: *barely hits woman on the back with a bottle* ... woman dies.

    • @gustavomariana6602
      @gustavomariana6602 4 роки тому +550

      He smashed it on her head
      And she deserved it

    • @garrcarro2063
      @garrcarro2063 4 роки тому +56

      A numba 9 large Extra dip waymen pahwer

    • @scouteye9282
      @scouteye9282 4 роки тому +190

      They call themselves woman power and Against violence against women,1sec. laster Woman hit MAN and they expect no return, I would do the same thing! GJ My Man, Stay Strong!

    • @relic9762
      @relic9762 4 роки тому +63

      Paddy power is much more powerful that's why

    • @derekbaall
      @derekbaall 4 роки тому +6

      You just stole someone else’s comment

  • @nikibronson133
    @nikibronson133 5 років тому +3420

    "nO OnE BiTcH"
    "Well you have lost three matches in a row"......
    *TRIGGERED*
    (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻

    • @BlueJay88
      @BlueJay88 5 років тому +61

      @@6Globin The kid seems like a product of his environment. He seems young enough that the majority of his life was probably spent in a dark, hate-filled community with no real rules and morals with the exception of winning. Not saying it excuses his behavior but it does kind of explain it. Thats why the teaching of critical thought matters so much in a child's life. A little part of me feels sorry for his lack of a moral and social compass. Stay in school kids.

    • @kirin2915
      @kirin2915 5 років тому +3

      E

    • @UnderscoreZeroLP
      @UnderscoreZeroLP 5 років тому +6

      @@kirin2915
      couldn't agree more

    • @w3zzio265
      @w3zzio265 5 років тому

      Nick gamerz its an interview with Hns

    • @elferson
      @elferson 5 років тому

      BlueJay88 damn, sounds like my life

  • @kooshamokhbery3581
    @kooshamokhbery3581 4 роки тому +5

    😂I love how the “robber” at the end just leaves after returning the wallet. When the guy turns around to leave must have been like....not all heroes wear capes😂

  • @justthedragon9943
    @justthedragon9943 4 роки тому +25

    I love how the dude just goes quiet, appears out of nowhere and hits her in the head. @4:00

  • @mackenziegrace3574
    @mackenziegrace3574 5 років тому +1299

    •has black twins•
    Two white parents
    > mom: I NEVER CHEATED ON HIM
    > guy: I CANT REALLY TELL IF I’M THEIR DAD OR NOT

    • @Attalic
      @Attalic 4 роки тому +5

      @TheSwoleBroscientist it is, they record a shit load of them in hopes of them being like this

    • @DE-lz2ou
      @DE-lz2ou 4 роки тому +2

      I think he knew it but want to confirm

    • @JohnnyTurnerMusic
      @JohnnyTurnerMusic 3 місяці тому

      Poor bro needs to value himself more!

  • @BrandonTheBicon
    @BrandonTheBicon 5 років тому +4699

    *S C I N T I L L A T I N G*

    • @sethkang4410
      @sethkang4410 5 років тому +97

      TheDeviantUA-camr i fuck8ng google this shit. Haha

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 5 років тому +30

      Julius Novachrono what does it mean

    • @LassiBoii
      @LassiBoii 5 років тому +4

      Yeh

    • @Jack-id1ec
      @Jack-id1ec 5 років тому +261

      Do people realise big shaq is a character?😂

    • @IAmTeeBee
      @IAmTeeBee 5 років тому +97

      Tom Sayer Nobody ever thinks he is playing a character it’s so annoying lol

  • @pre5283
    @pre5283 4 роки тому +18

    scin·til·lat·ing
    sparkling or shining brightly.
    "the scintillating sun"
    brilliantly and excitingly clever or skillful.
    "the audience loved his scintillating wit

    • @-caspo-
      @-caspo- 4 роки тому +1

      The joke is that he couldn’t define it. He just generally knew that it was positive. There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s just funny.

  • @sindex7217
    @sindex7217 4 роки тому +3

    You actually linked everything in the description. That deserve a sub, thanks

  • @sled9712
    @sled9712 5 років тому +2726

    woman: *NO YOU’RE ALL LEFT*
    crowd *silence*
    me: *laughing so much I can’t breathe*

    • @kblc7952
      @kblc7952 5 років тому +148

      Pineapple Studios i felt kinda bad but that was funny ash

    • @sled9712
      @sled9712 5 років тому +11

      kblc yeah lmao

    • @arn369
      @arn369 5 років тому +24

      😂😂😂 so awkward. Lol

    • @KewlKann
      @KewlKann 5 років тому +23

      Pineapple Studios its because all women are democrats

    • @fa2589
      @fa2589 5 років тому +8

      @@KewlKann I feeelt so bad at laughing XD

  • @CookedSocks
    @CookedSocks 5 років тому +5291

    3:58 "women power?? How's about some paddy Power? Silly woman" I died
    BTW Don't worry that's not real

    • @jborben
      @jborben 5 років тому +930

      Callum Kiely I wouldn’t be worried if it was real, she was deserving

    • @senorbleach8860
      @senorbleach8860 5 років тому +76

      Where’s the original source?

    • @lancerave
      @lancerave 5 років тому +24

      yeah where is this from?

    • @rayyan656
      @rayyan656 5 років тому +122

      @@senorbleach8860 from a paddy power ad

    • @bigbub7117
      @bigbub7117 5 років тому +17

      @@jborben and self defense

  • @okthen842
    @okthen842 4 роки тому +5

    'How about some fookin paddy power'
    LMAO😂😂😂😂

  • @Die4girl
    @Die4girl 4 роки тому +27

    “I support women!”
    _3 seconds later_
    “SILLY WOMEN!”

    • @axis9038
      @axis9038 4 роки тому +4

      Silly woman* He was only referring to her, maybe the accent confused you.

  • @seans.383
    @seans.383 4 роки тому +3255

    That must suck for James, now he has two kids he loves who aren’t his anymore

    • @twelffe842
      @twelffe842 4 роки тому +59

      Wtf do you mean anymore they were never his dum dum

    • @seans.383
      @seans.383 4 роки тому +175

      Surrender That ain’t the point.

    • @twelffe842
      @twelffe842 4 роки тому +3

      Sean Smith wtf do you mean again I never said that was the point just making it clear it was never an anymore

    • @seans.383
      @seans.383 4 роки тому +120

      Surrender Obviously they were never biologically his. It isn’t meant to be taken in a literal sense.

    • @RealFemale69
      @RealFemale69 4 роки тому +9

      They are his

  • @adammidderigh4150
    @adammidderigh4150 4 роки тому +1515

    'India is not a location'
    Katie Hopkins ladies and gentleman

  • @colbymathews5173
    @colbymathews5173 4 роки тому +8

    that woman at the protest flopped like James Harden

  • @naranara1690
    @naranara1690 4 роки тому +21

    You'd think a British woman would know all about India

    • @mustardmanmax5733
      @mustardmanmax5733 4 роки тому +1

      As a british person, please dont judge us by her. She's the vulgar social climbing pretentious idiot who everyone hates

    • @mickeymanson5681
      @mickeymanson5681 4 роки тому

      Lunchbox ;)

  • @sparkylynx8723
    @sparkylynx8723 4 роки тому +1514

    When she said, "No you're all all left"
    I felt that.

    • @marcusharman4455
      @marcusharman4455 4 роки тому +6

      SparkyLynx I don’t get it

    • @b-42sahilkesanakurty53
      @b-42sahilkesanakurty53 4 роки тому +45

      I felt that, deep in my heart, somewhere, I felt that.

    • @iMThatOnlyBeast13
      @iMThatOnlyBeast13 4 роки тому +25

      Marcus Harman I really really hope your being sarcastic or your as bad as the joke 😂

    • @goldeneagle3638
      @goldeneagle3638 4 роки тому +6

      @@marcusharman4455 its like you are all left like someone has left you. This joke doesn't mean the direction.

    • @matthewsalazar9379
      @matthewsalazar9379 4 роки тому +16

      Well it’s actually a double meaning. It means left as in the direction and the political leanings of all the judges.

  • @caveman8557
    @caveman8557 5 років тому +7924

    Are you all alright?
    No You're all al left

    • @itsraw7636
      @itsraw7636 5 років тому +316

      You are going to hell for reposting that

    • @yassinebougacha2490
      @yassinebougacha2490 5 років тому +43

      Brother

    • @jarlboof
      @jarlboof 5 років тому +44

      yes papa

    • @itsraw7636
      @itsraw7636 5 років тому +4

      excuse me what the fuck Hey!! I Just post a video about you! Go there papa

    • @jerrell1169
      @jerrell1169 5 років тому +19

      Why does everyone have that Deus Ex profile picture?

  • @evilsparrow0474
    @evilsparrow0474 4 роки тому +9

    The woman: "NO...YoU aLL aRe aLL LEFT."
    Viewers and Simon: **CRINGE** "Can't take that..."

  • @colmwhateveryoulike3240
    @colmwhateveryoulike3240 5 місяців тому +2

    I used to find names like Apple a bit silly but a few minutes later I realised that most names are just like that only they're either in different languages or we take them for granted. In English, Clint, Rock, Cliff, Rose, June, April, Fern etc.

  • @dodo4189
    @dodo4189 4 роки тому +2830

    I hope people know that big shaq is a character, he isn't a genuine person.

    • @aleortiz9740
      @aleortiz9740 4 роки тому +161

      dodo4189 lol my friend’s dad was a chef for Shaq. He said that he constantly would jokingly say that if he messed up food at all, ever, that he would be fired. He was never joking tho, he just enjoyed watching the guy stress over it

    • @petersun6070
      @petersun6070 4 роки тому +86

      Ale Ortiz, are you referring to Big Shaq or Shaquille O'Neal

    • @sadiqmusa5578
      @sadiqmusa5578 4 роки тому

      jk ok r u dumb🤣

    • @o01chris10o
      @o01chris10o 4 роки тому +54

      @@sadiqmusa5578 dont insult him for asking a real questionthat i also had.
      You didnt even answer.
      Dumb kid

    • @strebicux6174
      @strebicux6174 4 роки тому +4

      @@o01chris10o nice comeback

  • @BannanaBlue
    @BannanaBlue 4 роки тому +1715

    How could he not tell that they weren't his kids? The evidence was in black and white.

    • @jacobschweiger5897
      @jacobschweiger5897 4 роки тому +91

      UnEd He knew, he just wanted to embarrass the cheating wife on national television

    • @jimmykray9583
      @jimmykray9583 4 роки тому +13

      Jacob Schweiger well he embarrassed himself more

    • @fernthegreenfairy
      @fernthegreenfairy 4 роки тому +1

      Wayyyy

    • @zand1725
      @zand1725 4 роки тому +5

      I see what you did there buster

    • @noahclark7603
      @noahclark7603 4 роки тому +7

      I think he just wanted to believe the wife. But had doubts
      Either that or their just paid actors for the show

  • @denzellcoleman925
    @denzellcoleman925 4 місяці тому

    3:59 thank you for sharing because this compilation was exceptional but this is my favorite part thus far

  • @CaptainDeadpool_
    @CaptainDeadpool_ 4 роки тому +2

    4:00 the way he pops up outta nowhere had me dead LMAOO

  • @daaave_
    @daaave_ 4 роки тому +3004

    “India isn’t a location”
    Heeeewhaaaaatt 🥴

    • @mrbump28
      @mrbump28 4 роки тому +95

      She's a twat

    • @bizzar3543
      @bizzar3543 4 роки тому

      As an indian person it infuriates me

    • @Fruityningawarrior
      @Fruityningawarrior 4 роки тому +12

      Elsa Debroglie a twat is a British swear word

    • @Sebastian-Tickleberry
      @Sebastian-Tickleberry 4 роки тому +4

      Full on twat there's hundreds of videos of Katie Hopkins being like this

    • @nile9583
      @nile9583 4 роки тому +8

      India just disappeared in matter of seconds after she said that ...😂😂

  • @nevohyams
    @nevohyams 5 років тому +1185

    I died when he wanted to shake hands

    • @Tillyyyy14
      @Tillyyyy14 5 років тому

      Same I fucking died

    • @jubileej1629
      @jubileej1629 9 місяців тому

      Me too i physically face palmed

  • @Fake-dy6dt
    @Fake-dy6dt 4 роки тому +8

    "but your child named India"
    " Yeah but ITS not related with location "
    Bruh you high or something

  • @gargantuan4696
    @gargantuan4696 4 роки тому +2978

    “I don’t like people with Geographic names” ..
    *names her kid India*

    • @Tadrax
      @Tadrax 4 роки тому +86

      She must really hate her kids.

    • @jamesmanco2574
      @jamesmanco2574 4 роки тому +46

      Yeah thanks for pointing the joke. Didn't get it before.

    • @TheReal_N-I-F-F
      @TheReal_N-I-F-F 4 роки тому +8

      Geographic*
      And btw a graphic name would be like FUCKING BITCH

    • @063mohnishkaarthic5
      @063mohnishkaarthic5 4 роки тому +1

      Why india tho

    • @princessngwana6445
      @princessngwana6445 4 роки тому +3

      mohnish ramachandran why not..

  • @Cxhxrt
    @Cxhxrt 4 роки тому +935

    The fact she was tryna pass the black kids as that mans kids 😂

    • @Tbiblaine23
      @Tbiblaine23 4 роки тому +100

      soundscan05 then you shouldn’t cheat on your husband 😂

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 роки тому +7

      @@Tbiblaine23 that excuse for a man deserves it tho...
      He was NOT SURE if they were his ? :D that's beyond insane...

    • @declamatic
      @declamatic 4 роки тому

      @@AleksandarIvanov69 Hey I've seen you somewhere before, funny to see how much better you act here then the other videos..

    • @link7275
      @link7275 4 роки тому +1

      @@AleksandarIvanov69 lmao they were black both of them were white, he has a reason to suspect dumbass

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 роки тому

      @@link7275 ahahah u've just embodied the meme :D

  • @AMindInOverdrive
    @AMindInOverdrive 4 роки тому +2

    dude in the boat is a legend. Helped all the losing cyclists catch up LOL

  • @momentusgaming132
    @momentusgaming132 4 роки тому +1

    Phillip Schofield is a legend

  • @jacobblue52
    @jacobblue52 4 роки тому +2092

    “No onE BhiHtCh.”
    😅 *hands shaking like an earthquake whilste drinkin unamed energy drink*

    • @ludvig3463
      @ludvig3463 4 роки тому +60

      That energy drink is most expensive brand in Sweden

    • @jacobblue52
      @jacobblue52 4 роки тому +44

      Ludvig excuse my ignorance

    • @BaNaNs
      @BaNaNs 4 роки тому

      But it also has 300 mg coffeine per serving o.o

    • @MegaLolman77
      @MegaLolman77 4 роки тому

      BaNaNs It has 105, 180 or 200mg of caffeine.

    • @BaNaNs
      @BaNaNs 4 роки тому +1

      @@MegaLolman77 ah ye i was thinking about their past sport drink im sorry

  • @TaylorL333
    @TaylorL333 5 років тому +1067

    Woman:Gets hit on shoulder
    Woman 3 secs later:Dies

    • @TaylorL333
      @TaylorL333 5 років тому +5

      @AB the underrated tryhard 😂😂😂

    • @icedbannanas
      @icedbannanas 5 років тому +2

      It's a prank by Trollstation

    • @snitox
      @snitox 5 років тому +9

      "I was murdered"

    • @yuktakarki48
      @yuktakarki48 5 років тому +2

      I am in tears right now 😂😂😂I can't stop🤣🤣🤣

    • @josierock968
      @josierock968 5 років тому +1

      I think it was a glass bottle it’s hard to tell I. The bideo

  • @lozjarvvvi1092
    @lozjarvvvi1092 4 роки тому +3

    guy: you are not the father
    woman: *still trying to deny it*

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 8 місяців тому +1

    "You are not the father"
    Dang, this is like Kung Fu Panda all over again

  • @sadiqmusa5578
    @sadiqmusa5578 4 роки тому +1377

    “I’m happy with my iPhone 8, which is the same as the 7 which is the same as the 6”
    “To me”🤣

    • @charlessmith9198
      @charlessmith9198 4 роки тому +18

      sadiq musa I mean like yea they’re basically all the same with some minor changes

    • @Sora-ING
      @Sora-ING 4 роки тому +1

      BlackWolf 28 you don't get it, he exposed his own product after he claimed it was "unique"

    • @sadiqmusa5578
      @sadiqmusa5578 4 роки тому +15

      BlackWolf 28 I know bruh that’s why it’s funny

    • @innovativedevelopers4708
      @innovativedevelopers4708 4 роки тому +40

      He is one of the founders of Apple.

    • @ladislavguardiankovacs6913
      @ladislavguardiankovacs6913 4 роки тому +23

      He's the real founder. Jobs didn't even write code lol

  • @Alienazor3
    @Alienazor3 4 роки тому +2120

    The kid nervously saying “no-one biiitch” and then realised who he has become and then when he fully enacted being that person she just shuts him down 😂

  • @tfisanegg6712
    @tfisanegg6712 4 роки тому +7

    Girl: *Gets hit on the arm not even that hard*
    Also girl: *collapse on the ground as if she got shot*

  • @mr.potato3346
    @mr.potato3346 4 роки тому

    He actually linked every original videos.
    Best youtuber ever seen :D

  • @Thomas-lk5cu
    @Thomas-lk5cu 5 років тому +2069

    4:01 did she just die from being hit with a folded paper?

    • @cosycos479
      @cosycos479 5 років тому +429

      Fucking pretender victimizing herself lmao

    • @snowydays2699
      @snowydays2699 5 років тому +190

      It was a bottle

    • @alexliu3038
      @alexliu3038 5 років тому +82

      Its a prank by trollstation I think

    • @WildVee
      @WildVee 5 років тому +51

      If she did then thank fuck for that lol

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 5 років тому +23

      That's what I'm thinking. Didn't seem like he hit her that hard.

  • @gabrielgalloza5755
    @gabrielgalloza5755 6 років тому +12863

    HOWS ABOUT SOME *PADDY POWER*

    • @londonola7977
      @londonola7977 6 років тому +74

      Gabriel Galloza 😂😂😂

    • @ferhat4425
      @ferhat4425 6 років тому +1028

      ᏚᏆᏞᏞY ᏔᎾᎷᎪN

    • @ecstudiodwd2876
      @ecstudiodwd2876 6 років тому +105

      Gabriel Galloza silly woman

    • @topo6790
      @topo6790 6 років тому +444

      WOOOOO HE KNOCKED THE FUCK OUTTA HER

    • @21ways70
      @21ways70 6 років тому +349

      Thats what that fking dishwasher deserves

  • @theeerebus26
    @theeerebus26 4 роки тому

    Honestly woke up at 3 in the morning and was in a bad mood but this cured my bad mood 😂

  • @bigsmoke3396
    @bigsmoke3396 4 роки тому +2

    Man uses: Silly Woman
    *ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE*

  • @kianbernal6997
    @kianbernal6997 5 років тому +1136

    2:20 boi... You can't expect to make a chocolate cake without any chocolate

    • @scrollingthroughcommentsec6801
      @scrollingthroughcommentsec6801 5 років тому +60

      Seems like a legit way to phrase it

    • @nadia-if2qy
      @nadia-if2qy 5 років тому +60

      It's sad that he actually thought those were his...

    • @realpro_508
      @realpro_508 5 років тому

      r/Woooosh

    • @montivivivi5155
      @montivivivi5155 5 років тому +12

      Hashims daily fortnite you don’t even know what the “r/“ means lmfao

    • @realpro_508
      @realpro_508 5 років тому

      @@montivivivi5155 r stands for Reddit

  • @goc_0
    @goc_0 4 роки тому +651

    I love how the woman he knocked down acted dead lmao

    • @garryfarry4004
      @garryfarry4004 4 роки тому +22

      Its called the possum

    • @uhhuh1291
      @uhhuh1291 4 роки тому +20

      Because it was staged

    • @istoleyourjams270
      @istoleyourjams270 4 роки тому

      Some people are saying he hit her with a bottle

    • @jamesbriggs7383
      @jamesbriggs7383 4 роки тому +22

      @@istoleyourjams270 he did but its a prank video so its not a real bottle. Like a prop that brakes easily

    • @curtisg8399
      @curtisg8399 4 роки тому

      It’s fake

  • @vanz681
    @vanz681 4 роки тому +15

    Man: *Gets slapped in the face and is unscathed*
    Woman: *Dies to a bottle*

  • @blink8235
    @blink8235 4 роки тому

    These clips threw me out of my bed😂

  • @MrTerror923
    @MrTerror923 4 роки тому +3224

    guy : i wanna join your anti violence to women protest.
    lady slaps him.
    guy : i just wanted to support you :*(

    • @minecraftgod5487
      @minecraftgod5487 4 роки тому +186

      Ahhh a classic come back with a glass bottle to the head

    • @asianwayne8494
      @asianwayne8494 4 роки тому +126

      “Power to the women no more violence toward women look Im supporting you”
      *Gets hit*
      But I was only trying to help

    • @carsonallman3378
      @carsonallman3378 4 роки тому +101

      Minecraft GOD it was actually to her shoulder but that really isn’t a good defense also. But it does change it a lot she hit her with what looked like a good bit of force on his eye and he hit her on the shoulder with a bottle. She also flopped to the ground like the World Cup soccer players

    • @kingkylie9655
      @kingkylie9655 4 роки тому +66

      he was heckling them and being crazy...

    • @barodrinksbeer7484
      @barodrinksbeer7484 4 роки тому +41

      @@kingkylie9655 They to are crazy tho.