Stephen Colbert: I Didn't Watch The RNC Tonight, And I Feel Great About It

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  • Опубліковано 7 чер 2024
  • At a time when the NBA is showing more leadership than the RNC, our host found it pointless to watch Republicans spend Night 3 of their convention talking about everything but what's really going on in America, where 180,000 people have been lost to a pandemic and heavily-armed Rambo wannabes murder people in the streets. #LateShowLIVE #Kenosha #Monologue
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  • @Djiehh
    @Djiehh 3 роки тому +268

    You just saw a 58-year old man, 6'4", involved in professional basketball for 27 years, break down on television because he feels powerless to face the neglect and hatred he and his peers are facing every day of their lives any longer. If that man feels impotent, imagine how a less well-off person facing the same adversity must feel. I honestly can't imagine it since I've never been in a remotely similar situation, but I hope that something can be done to fix these issues as soon as possible, since it's long overdue to do so.

    • @grass7864
      @grass7864 3 роки тому +13

      Well said.

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 3 роки тому +1

      But those black -dominated athletes that make millions, sport scholarship aka free etc.

    • @ionlywantfactsblessyourhea6262
      @ionlywantfactsblessyourhea6262 3 роки тому +14

      @MUHAMMAD ZHANG What the fck does that has to do with whats going on today? Huh

    • @ranz2355
      @ranz2355 3 роки тому

      Lindalee Law Yeah that “white privilege” never helped me grow tall or make me fast. I practiced every day but it just never happened.

    • @ionlywantfactsblessyourhea6262
      @ionlywantfactsblessyourhea6262 3 роки тому +10

      @@lindaleelaw5277 What?? Did you even read what you typed?

  • @PharaohciousX
    @PharaohciousX 3 роки тому +293

    Stephen’s best monologue I’ve ever seen. I’ve never seen him speak so seriously and tell relatively a few jokes. That’s how serious the situation is in our country.

    • @magnetospin
      @magnetospin 3 роки тому +8

      I agree. Stephen had been putting in too much effort in fitting in jokes. Some subject matter shouldn't be interlaced with jokes. Sometimes you just need to let the jokes rest.

    • @ionlywantfactsblessyourhea6262
      @ionlywantfactsblessyourhea6262 3 роки тому +6

      @jason cole Just shut up!

    • @jsteel8288
      @jsteel8288 3 роки тому +10

      @jason cole an excellent rant; mindless and full of standard conspiracy tropes, but still a good rant. Glad you got it out of your system and good luck for finding an actual job, rather than being a troll.

    • @maxg6760
      @maxg6760 3 роки тому +8

      These Russian bots are so easy to spot nowadays... q-psychosis at its “best” ☺️

    • @Svengali764
      @Svengali764 3 роки тому +1

      @jason cole 😂😂😂😂

  • @Syiepherze
    @Syiepherze 3 роки тому +268

    "Why should we watch their reality show if it doesn't reflect our reality?"
    That is a solid quote right there, damn.

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 3 роки тому

      Hence the reason, I never watched Reality Shows. I tried watching a few but by like the first 5 Episides I go " Oh it's the Confessional cam...this is scripted."

  • @annaz6025
    @annaz6025 3 роки тому +217

    alright whoever edited that avengers scene deserves a raise

    • @joanneoldford3082
      @joanneoldford3082 3 роки тому +6

      I wonder how much they paid to be able to use Marvel scenes

    • @oldschooloc2110
      @oldschooloc2110 3 роки тому +4

      I'm going to miss the end game optics when Stephen's great team goes on to something else.

    • @nancybates5497
      @nancybates5497 3 роки тому +3

      It was PRICELESS!!

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 3 роки тому +4

      Now imagine if that is what Stephen did instead of watching the convention.

  • @Staubkorn
    @Staubkorn 3 роки тому +792

    Watching America like a horror movie that just doesn't end.

    • @signwriter1
      @signwriter1 3 роки тому +10

      Spot on

    • @maxg6760
      @maxg6760 3 роки тому +38

      What else would you expect from a country that glorifies violence while electing feeble minded narcissistic reality tv sociopath as a president. Like Steven said, it’s starting to look like The Purge.

    • @banditrider215
      @banditrider215 3 роки тому +2

      For a free and in depth insight into COVID 19. Follow Dr John Campbell on youtube. Where, since late January, Dr Campbell has been investigating COVID 19, and presenting explanatory videos, several times a day, everyday. Ignorance kills. Education saves lives.

    • @TheDuality0fMan
      @TheDuality0fMan 3 роки тому +3

      Try living in it. I exist with a constant sense of dread churning just under my skin.

    • @krazzykrazzy4205
      @krazzykrazzy4205 3 роки тому +2

      I’m in the U.K. and it’s like watching a object fall in slow motion which you can’t stop falling

  • @maxtracker2904
    @maxtracker2904 3 роки тому +568

    Stephen appeared genuinely annoyed during this monologue. “CDC: either grow a pair and stand up to this clown, or update the Hippocratic oath...” 😐

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 3 роки тому +68

      Annoyed? He's angry. He's damn angry. And he's right to be.

    • @thune4944
      @thune4944 3 роки тому +13

      Hippocratice is turning in his grave at this point.

    • @enriqueali
      @enriqueali 3 роки тому +37

      Not "annoyed". More like disgusted and outraged. And justifiably so.

    • @mareviegas3308
      @mareviegas3308 3 роки тому +23

      Tonight's Stephen Colbert monologue was FABULOUS! He was most definitely on point and his words were truthful and spoke volumes as to what is going on in our country today.

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 3 роки тому +5

      I'm waiting for that next ...you protested.??..no surgery 4 you

  • @Trund27
    @Trund27 3 роки тому +258

    This is so terrible and sad. I laugh at Stephen’s awesome jokes, but I feel horrible for my beloved neighbours in the US. America - you have to save yourself this November. Love, Canada

    • @jdsteppenzyde
      @jdsteppenzyde 3 роки тому +11

      Love back at you! From former Michigander who misses Canadian pennies in my change, Tim Horton’s iced lattes, Red Green, and your Olympics reporting. And Hockey Night and Canada....*sob* .... my slight Canadian accent flavors my life every day.

    • @kat...........ffs777
      @kat...........ffs777 3 роки тому +13

      @@jdsteppenzyde we will meet again!!!!! (Except the pennies lol) one day we will open our border to the friendly, kind Americans again... the rest can stay home 🙃 Canada Loves You

    • @1313tennisman
      @1313tennisman 3 роки тому

      naw let them burn

    • @realunitedstatesrepublic3005
      @realunitedstatesrepublic3005 3 роки тому

      Even Canada laughing at USA.
      All negative about American elected administration All the time. Pathetic

    • @foxycinnamon7307
      @foxycinnamon7307 3 роки тому +1

      @@jdsteppenzyde What was that announcer's name? Cherry?

  • @ari-cowan
    @ari-cowan 3 роки тому +25

    This is a very important segment that everyone should see. Superbly done.

  • @germaniagarmania6138
    @germaniagarmania6138 3 роки тому +590

    From Germany: This is EXACTLY how it felt. As a german historian, I take great interest in US day-by-day politics. To use it in teaching history in the future. - This election will be watched world-wide. And the following months will determine wether there is hope for free open societies yet - or if our democracys are doomed...

    • @peterlehman4721
      @peterlehman4721 3 роки тому +53

      Wow. Thank you for verifying our concerns. Going to be a long 67(?) days. I just hope he lives long enough for them to incarcerate him.

    • @josephanderson4729
      @josephanderson4729 3 роки тому +1

      Question Mr Germania - How many people were really marching on the streets during the anti-mask, anti-lockdown protocols at the beginning of August? Did you go or read about it?

    • @Frofelfel
      @Frofelfel 3 роки тому +22

      Why do you summerize? US system failing at democracy does not mean other democracies are going to fail too! US is not everything after all! UN in case of iran deal has already shown that the US is an isolated mess of a banana republic...

    • @michaeloptv
      @michaeloptv 3 роки тому +5

      It’s doomed.

    • @nannetteprata2715
      @nannetteprata2715 3 роки тому +8

      We need to hear from you on more platforms.

  • @stevesloan7132
    @stevesloan7132 3 роки тому +153

    Riiiiiiiight. And if medical doctors just stopped checking for a pulse, the death toll would drop to zero overnight.

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 3 роки тому +2

      Mmmm, they are already doing that! They almost buried a living black girl last night. Why make sure there dead? Just get rid of em.
      www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2020/08/25/us/michigan-woman-alive-funeral-home.amp.html

    • @stevesloan7132
      @stevesloan7132 3 роки тому

      @@jemiebridges3197 Thanks for the link! I hadn't heard about this. What happened to the young lady is inexcusable and horrifying.

    • @1940ruth
      @1940ruth 3 роки тому +2

      Human overpopulation (the root cause of environmental problems) could be solved by stopping pregnancy tests!

  • @ryancoleman1252
    @ryancoleman1252 3 роки тому +25

    "Those people wouldn't have been shot if they weren't out past curfew" sounds a lot like the "She wouldn't have been raped if she didn't wear a miniskirt" crowd

  • @joannetruscott8900
    @joannetruscott8900 3 роки тому +7

    I live in the UK, and am so so impressed by these Late show commentaries. I feel frightened for you guys and sickened by what is happening. I wish you all the best for your forthcoming election and hope so much that you will be rid of that disgusting man and everything he represents. X

  • @faithlessone4694
    @faithlessone4694 3 роки тому +113

    I've never seen Steven so broken, and real. I've never ever seen such a message on a National Media Network. I've never seen a more important message.

  • @Janesomeone
    @Janesomeone 3 роки тому +231

    This is the most powerful episode you've made, Mr. Colbert.

    • @LadiJadi72
      @LadiJadi72 3 роки тому +8

      Every emotion just hit me hard. Had to walk away from my desk.

    • @bryanstanis7370
      @bryanstanis7370 3 роки тому +15

      John is one of the "special" people.

    • @Majinmango
      @Majinmango 3 роки тому +8

      @John Thomas Did you look away when Trump lied about the number of injured US soldiers during the Iran missile attacks?

    • @jamoore418
      @jamoore418 3 роки тому +7

      I always appreciate his ability to "break character" when the situation calls for it. He doesn't pretend like everything is normal when it's not.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 3 роки тому +1

      Aimee - That's what I kept feeling too!!

  • @noprogressionisregression6854
    @noprogressionisregression6854 3 роки тому +59

    That is exactly how I felt. I am not going to sit here and give their convention any of my time or attention. All they do is a lie and spread negativity and darkness. No thank you.

    • @hollydaugherty2620
      @hollydaugherty2620 3 роки тому +2

      @Jay Worner Wow, an emoji! What a thoughtful, intelligent discourse.

    • @noprogressionisregression6854
      @noprogressionisregression6854 3 роки тому

      @Jay Worner can I just ask why you're here? I mean what's your point? You know you're not going to change our minds so what's the point of even trying? Clearly we think that you are the sheep. But all this is doing is playing into the division. So why don't you just stay on the pages that you follow?

    • @noprogressionisregression6854
      @noprogressionisregression6854 3 роки тому

      @Jay Worner okay so it's not my side and the right is not your side. We don't really have sides. If we do, then we're so divided and that is the goddamn problem. Also, I didn't create the young turks. I'm not responsible for anything they put out there. But I do think that's rich coming from someone on the right. There's misinformation on both sides. All media is biased.

  • @robertwechsler9761
    @robertwechsler9761 3 роки тому +57

    robert wechsler
    wow. f-cking good show Steve! I'm an ex-pat, living in Germany, but Ive never cared for my x-country as much as I do now!
    I just sent in my voter registration form by email. IT TOOK 5 MINUTES. VOTE everyone, VOTE!!!

    • @quinetastic
      @quinetastic 3 роки тому +3

      Excellent comment!

    • @jfreder424
      @jfreder424 3 роки тому +1

      @robert wechsler, thank you.

    • @ForeverYogawithSusannah
      @ForeverYogawithSusannah 3 роки тому

      @robert wechsler what site did you use to send in e-mail voter registration? I'm in Canada and my mailed in request for a ballot (weeks ago) is clearly not happening.

    • @ivani.valeri2428
      @ivani.valeri2428 3 роки тому

      Actual question here: what's the point of voting? Didn't Hillary Clinton win the popular vote by close to 4 million, but Trump was still handed the presidency by the electoral college?
      I'm Colombian, live in Colombia, but lived 10 years in the States and my daughter was born in Ohio. My question is not sarcastic: what's the point of voting?

    • @ForeverYogawithSusannah
      @ForeverYogawithSusannah 3 роки тому +1

      @@ivani.valeri2428 You ask a valid question. One's vote really only matters in certain states where there is a possibility of changing from Red to Blue. However, I believe we have to assert our individual right to make our voice heard in what is supposed to be a democracy so that's the point. Current system a mess.

  • @carolinavillanueva2099
    @carolinavillanueva2099 3 роки тому +128

    This is probably one of the most moving monologue Colbert has ever had thank you. And thank you also to the staff that works with you.

  • @nancychandler367
    @nancychandler367 3 роки тому +64

    Covid 19 Nurse here. Definitely noticed our Hospital cases are not being counted once we had to report them to the Whitehouse instead of the CDC.

    • @CCCC-rw9hx
      @CCCC-rw9hx 3 роки тому +18

      @jason cole this your assignment today, boy ?

    • @irishguy6544
      @irishguy6544 3 роки тому

      Your numbers are so 'over counted' already. Did you know that the PCR is just finding bits of our own DNA. This story it a hoax and 'front line workers' are very gullible. After all their training is basically brain washing

    • @mista414
      @mista414 3 роки тому +10

      Medical training is brainwashing... ?

    • @FrozenEtho
      @FrozenEtho 3 роки тому +1

      Why does nobody have a profile tf

  • @blindsightedkill
    @blindsightedkill 3 роки тому +24

    The last time Stephen was this poignant on the monolog calling out Republicans he got a standing ovation and Trump directly attacked him on Twitter

  • @karenverde7931
    @karenverde7931 3 роки тому +7

    Thank you, Stephen, for eloquently saying what I feel!! It’s beyond disheartening what’s happening to our country. My husband and I did not watch one second of the RNC. As you noted, why would we??? Ugh. What a travesty. VOTE VOTE VOTE

  • @varunmehta5627
    @varunmehta5627 3 роки тому +103

    I remember watching "The Purge" and thinking this idea of violence is only possible in the movies.
    *I guess i was wrong*

    • @CraftAmundous
      @CraftAmundous 3 роки тому +1

      You were VERY wrong. Were do you think these ideas for movies come from??

    • @DR-xt5jq
      @DR-xt5jq 3 роки тому

      it's easy when the president stirs propaganda calling fellow Americans terrorists, anarchists, agitators, etc. Americans are literally beginning to kill one another because of the vile shit spewing from Trump's mouth. His supporters are letting him tear America apart as his get out of jail free card.

    • @beautifulmind6156
      @beautifulmind6156 3 роки тому

      @Pitbull Romans 5:8 Spiraling out of control!!! in a Democrat state you damn full! Cowardly blamimg on Trump! he's done more for you than the useless of the dump left done in 47 years!! Be respectiful and content, you got him for another 4 years

  • @scottcarruthers670
    @scottcarruthers670 3 роки тому +254

    "The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."
    -Turkish proverb
    2020 version: The U.S. was shrinking but the fools kept voting for the Ass, for the Ass was clever and convinced the fools that because his words were so bitter, he was one of them.

    • @BarelyClothed
      @BarelyClothed 3 роки тому +5

      Holy hell... What a great analogy

    • @restock_1731
      @restock_1731 3 роки тому +3

      Damn.

    • @laurabedford5095
      @laurabedford5095 3 роки тому +2

      Lovely qoute and very clever.
      Stay well and safe and VOTE
      BIDEN,HARRIS 2020

    • @choronos
      @choronos 3 роки тому +2

      Make no mistake folks, the parallels between 1930s Germany and America in 2020 are no longer a fun thought experiment. We should have taken this proverb to heart 4 years ago before things got REALLY bad, but if enough of us open our eyes and see what's really happening perhaps we can step back from the brink of disaster. Anyone from a country suffering under an authoritarian regime can tell us that they wouldn't wish it on anyone- and they can also tell us that the United States is well on its way to fascist dictatorship. I urge everyone who reads this to spread the message far and wide.
      I'm not trying to fear monger, but we all need a healthy dose of "it CAN happen here," before it DOES happen here.

  • @rebeccamaddox7490
    @rebeccamaddox7490 3 роки тому +12

    I didn't watch the RNC. Not interested in the lies.

  • @kat...........ffs777
    @kat...........ffs777 3 роки тому +5

    Stephen, I love you and your honesty. You are a ray of light and humour in dark times. I appreciate everything you and your staff do!!!

  • @iamqotl
    @iamqotl 3 роки тому +164

    That’s a clip for the ages. Good grief, I hope America comes through this.

    • @LuciaLight100
      @LuciaLight100 3 роки тому

      Idk I’m starting to give up having hope for us. Just reading the Fox News comments on the shooting at the protests wishing the boy, “killed more Dems”. I have seen people on the Left say the same towards conservatives on twitter too. I’m losing faith about this. This needs to stop.

  • @WhiplashSL
    @WhiplashSL 3 роки тому +377

    As a Republican, I tried to watch the RNC on the first day. About thirty minutes in, and I go "NOPE. This is not the RNC. This is the FNC: Fascist National Committee."

    • @rebeccapresti9650
      @rebeccapresti9650 3 роки тому +29

      Are you still voting republican in the elections? Even in the down ballot offices? Because many of the Republicans I know have switched to independent and won't support them in local offices since the mailers that come full of the same rhetoric as trump has been using to whip up fear. I can't stand the baseless accusations of the right wing that have taken hold in your party, ...but it's not really your party anymore, is it? If you condone the actions of any of them, vote for any of them, aren't you also one of them? Sincerely asking, since the last time I could have a reasoned exchange with a conservative was over two decades ago. Take care, stay safe and do the best for countrymen everywhere... no matter their politics.

    • @WhiplashSL
      @WhiplashSL 3 роки тому +90

      Rebecca Presti I’m not a conservative republican, but my father has been for over 40 years, and even he despises Trump and laments about the state of the party. I’ve been voting Democrat since 2016. I do not support the direction of the Republican Party in any way. Most, if not all of them seem to view this president as a messiah - the one to save the Republican Party from the “tyranny” of the Democrats.
      Both me and my father came to the realization that the Republican Party behaves like they haven’t won anything in decades and are desperately doing anything they can to keep the country Republican. It’s sickening, and it’s why me and my father refuse to vote Republican in this upcoming election. He’s willing to vote for a second Democrat in the 40-some years as a Republican, and I’m on board as well.

    • @rebeccapresti9650
      @rebeccapresti9650 3 роки тому +59

      @@WhiplashSL thank you for the response. You and your father sound like people I once knew, ..Americans.
      Stay safe my friend.

    • @cliffbooth8423
      @cliffbooth8423 3 роки тому +1

      Can you explain what made it fascist?

    • @nancychandler367
      @nancychandler367 3 роки тому +28

      Trump appointed The Tea Party to his cabinet. Republicans did not elect the Tea Party. Republican's for Biden/Harris. ❤🇺🇸🙏

  • @CatrionaRuadh
    @CatrionaRuadh 3 роки тому +8

    Thank you! Even from a safe (so far) distance in Canada, I find watching all of this so demoralizing. it's really crazy, and scary! Your sharp humour helps us get through .. Hoping for a good outcome for America in November. Hang in there!

  • @nicolecole7437
    @nicolecole7437 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you Stephen for your candor, support, and integrity!!!

  • @tommygal1974
    @tommygal1974 3 роки тому +178

    We have “more leadership in the NBA than the RNC.” Thank you for this segment honoring those who bravely take a stand.

    • @dinghanxue704
      @dinghanxue704 3 роки тому +7

      @jason cole funny. China and Russia would want nobody else but Trump in the office. Not just 4 more years, better be 40 more years.

    • @ranz2355
      @ranz2355 3 роки тому

      Dinghan Xue Trump is costing Djina billions and billions of good old American dollars that they should have been paying but the Democrats were in bed with them.

    • @ionlywantfactsblessyourhea6262
      @ionlywantfactsblessyourhea6262 3 роки тому +3

      @@ranz2355 Proof?

    • @michealmcneal2259
      @michealmcneal2259 3 роки тому +2

      @@ranz2355 doesn't cost china shit. Americans PAY those import taxes, not china.

    • @wytlily
      @wytlily 3 роки тому

      @@dinghanxue704 same mindset. Birds of the same feathers flock together. Trump is a dictator in a Democratic country that's why there is a struggle for him.

  • @judibickford5306
    @judibickford5306 3 роки тому +134

    Stephen your parting words were profound.
    Let's hope and pray that people vote America out of this nightmare.

    • @updatemysettings5095
      @updatemysettings5095 3 роки тому

      We will. Trump 2020 baby!!! We will build back the asylums for the TDS sufferers rioting in the streets. :)

    • @Loknath009
      @Loknath009 3 роки тому +1

      America is fine my friend, just USA is in trouble

    • @abelincoln7154
      @abelincoln7154 3 роки тому

      Indeed you would love to "vote America out". Go find a rock and put your dumb-ass policies to work and watch it sink.

  • @lj6394
    @lj6394 3 роки тому +6

    You know the US is going to hell in a hand basket when The Late Show makes you cry.

  • @mcmillinjen
    @mcmillinjen 3 роки тому +8

    Can I like this more than once? Like fifty million might be enough?

  • @JW-po9mb
    @JW-po9mb 3 роки тому +440

    I can tell Stephen is fed up...as we all are. He had a little "extra" on this show. Thanks for using your voice and your platform to speak for us, Stephen.

    • @zachaddington5264
      @zachaddington5264 3 роки тому

      Trump is the orange grinch trying to steal the election.

    • @zachaddington5264
      @zachaddington5264 3 роки тому

      @Jozef Zadel either way covid will spread ,trump downplayed the virus to begin with. Trump had a speech at the white house with few thousand people there let's hope they test positive.

    • @IR0YsMyIB0Y
      @IR0YsMyIB0Y 3 роки тому +1

      He’s scared and angry. He knows Trumps gaining momentum again, and he’s furious. Covid is a political motivated exaggeration on a biblical scale. Hurricane season happens every year. Rambo vigilantes? I hope so, because arson, rioting, and looting by domestic Terrorists is unacceptable. Colbert is talking head, sad old man. Literally a joke.

    • @JW-po9mb
      @JW-po9mb 3 роки тому

      The rioting and the looting is evidence that there is something wrong with our system. The rioting and looting is the symptom of a terrible sickness. Trump and their supporters are calling out against the symptoms but are saying and doing absolutely NOTHING about the SICKNESS. Instead you/they would rather make "pretend" the sickness isn't real; like it isn't there. Look for and address the sickness. Tend to the sickness and get rid of it then the symptoms will cease.

    • @IR0YsMyIB0Y
      @IR0YsMyIB0Y 3 роки тому

      JW Bending over backwards to try to justify criminal behavior. The sickness lies within the minds of the looters. No matter your personal situation in life, it’s a personal choice to burn innocent small businesses, defend false martyrs who are guilty, to sucker punch people, it’s not okay no matter how you want to look at it. Systematic racism is lie, this is America and you can be anything you want with hard work and education, no excuses. It isn’t my fault your father left you, or you never had a yearning for knowledge, or you made a personal choice to embrace rap culture, it’s not my fault you decided to take drugs, commit felony’s , and decide rioting for people who are 100% guilty was a good idea. It’s not my fault you made bad decisions in your life, stop using “the system” as an excuse for a mediocre life. Many people who’ve had much worse than you have made it to wealth, and prosperity. Michael brown, Trayvon martin, Jussie smolette, George Floyd, and now Jacob all had outrage over the initial report, EVERYONE of them was latter found to be in the wrong, there is no problem with cops vs blacks, It’s the mainstream media’s propaganda that you are falling for hook line and sinker.

  • @Sinatra1138
    @Sinatra1138 3 роки тому +350

    One of the best monologues he has ever delivered. Bravo, Stephen.

    • @84jesterx
      @84jesterx 3 роки тому +28

      Colbert deserves an Emmy for making the most out of this version of the Late Show. If he does obtain one, he better receive a standing ovation for not only making us legitimately laugh at the bullies in power, but also give a damn about our country's future.

    • @phattykill
      @phattykill 3 роки тому +13

      It truly was amazing. I rewound it so many times.

    • @tonymickle6700
      @tonymickle6700 3 роки тому +7

      I agree and we need more of this to combat the disinformation, lies, and fear-mongering.

    • @seriesjunkie0074
      @seriesjunkie0074 3 роки тому +4

      But Colbert is wrong though! The Corporate Democrats (the Obamas, the Bidens, the Clintons, the Pelosis, etc.) don't care either!
      If they cared about Americans, they would have passed Medicare for all in 2009, instead of a rightwing healthcare plan that left millions of Americans uninsured and that killed hundreds of thousands and that bankrupted millions!
      Medicare for all alone would have prevented these lunatics on the right from ever getting elected again!
      But sadly, the Democrats are fucking corrupt, so actually serving the American people wasn't an option!
      If you wanna defeat these rightwing lunatics, progressives like Bernie, AOC, Ilhan Omar, Shahid Buttar, Rashida Tlaib, etc., are our only chance, because they are the only ones who are actually representing us!
      The corporate Dems represent the very status quo that enabled the Trump presidency in the first place!

    • @smurfette1509
      @smurfette1509 3 роки тому +2

      @@seriesjunkie0074 I want to thank you on the one hand and tell you to get some reality on the other. We progressives are in the minority so the best thing for us is to vote Biden because the alternative scenario is catastrophic. That's why Steve's monologue was so good tonight.

  • @MiTmite9
    @MiTmite9 3 роки тому +16

    When Stephen said the Bucks refused to play, I got tears in my eyes. So much admiration for those wonderful players.

  • @sandynoe1662
    @sandynoe1662 3 роки тому +4

    Loved everything about this monologue. So many perfect quotes.

  • @DavidMcFarner
    @DavidMcFarner 3 роки тому +105

    Damn, Stephen. Way to use your platform for the highest good, brother. You continue to be my hero. Thank you.

  • @neatznotso7424
    @neatznotso7424 3 роки тому +57

    I think this was hands down the best segment of a late show Ive ever seen.

  • @bboorideau5253
    @bboorideau5253 3 роки тому +5

    I have always admired your work - and you,being a Charleston boy too ! However,after watching this episode, I have to say that I was moved beyond mere admiration - it is the thing called " grace" that informed your work here. Thank you.

  • @oluwakemiagbanigo8270
    @oluwakemiagbanigo8270 3 роки тому +3

    God bless those NBA players. Also, thank you Stephen, this is the best monologue ever. Keeping your nation in my prayers.

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 3 роки тому +189

    “Why subject ourselves to (their) lies that stick to your soul like hot tar?”

    • @jcjennifer11
      @jcjennifer11 3 роки тому +5

      Totally agreed. I didn’t watch either for the exact same reason. Well said Colbert.

    • @johnthomas1178
      @johnthomas1178 3 роки тому

      @@GeminianINTJ Spoken like a true Commie.

    • @verlondakirchner2281
      @verlondakirchner2281 3 роки тому

      @Michael Anderson I implore you to listen to the DNC. They spoke of unity. Even while we're in our darkest night, Biden and his speakers spoke to hope and kindness to others. Not once did the RNC speak of better days for all of America's people. Every RNC speaker, including Trump, spoke like we live in a different America. If you're anything else other than Republican, then those people are to be feared. That's the message Trump has to unite our country? To fear another person? What was your take on the RNC's message? I hear others poke fun of the DNC, but, I have yet to hear their thought about the messages the DNC and RNC were conveying to us. What message do you think they were trying to tell us?

  • @elianodavide4678
    @elianodavide4678 3 роки тому +54

    Best monologue since a long time. Heartbreaking but still the best

  • @songbirdj482
    @songbirdj482 3 роки тому +15

    "Ignoring it doesn't make it go away. If it did, why are there still Valupack coupons?" I DIED. Whoever wrote that joke on your team, BRAVO/BRAVA!

    • @angmarie99
      @angmarie99 3 роки тому +1

      I looked just for this comment so I could Like it, lol.

  • @davidcurry6784
    @davidcurry6784 3 роки тому +3

    This was an incredibly powerful piece. Thank-you Stephen Colbert for clearly articulating what so many of us feel.

  • @ericwood3709
    @ericwood3709 3 роки тому +845

    To think: Stephen Colbert started out parodying conservatives, and now they're far outdoing Stephen at parodying themselves.

    • @Dfarrey
      @Dfarrey 3 роки тому +27

      No joke. Viewpoints he pretended to have in the Colbert Report seen downright reasonable compared to things going on now.

    • @biblesnbarcodes
      @biblesnbarcodes 3 роки тому +11

      How the plot sickens...

    • @Truffle85
      @Truffle85 3 роки тому +9

      Satire died in 2016

    • @Etatdesiege1979
      @Etatdesiege1979 3 роки тому +10

      I am left speechless. You’ve said it bro.
      This is when you realized this is a dystopia what we are living through now.

    • @biblesnbarcodes
      @biblesnbarcodes 3 роки тому +14

      @@Etatdesiege1979 When they shut down the Steel Mills, we grinned and beared it. When they broke up Air Traffic Control and their union, we grinned and beared it. When they broke up US Airways, we grinned and beared it. When Katrina hit and the poor were left to fit the bill and fend for themselves, we grinned and beared it. When we bailed out Wall Street, we carried that load. They kick the can down the road for so long, living off the hard work of other Americans before them. They take everything and act like we don't FUCKING give it in the first place. And if they could not pay us at all - they would. They have kicked the can down the road, well they have run out of road to kick the can down.

  • @jayweh
    @jayweh 3 роки тому +375

    "justifying murder bc it's past curfew has a name. it's called the purge." thank you, stephen.

    • @PossumGodMode1337
      @PossumGodMode1337 3 роки тому

      Self defense. Watch the footage.

    • @jsteel8288
      @jsteel8288 3 роки тому +1

      @@PossumGodMode1337 yeah, ri-i-ight, as if wandering around openly carrying an AR-15 (a military weapon designed by and for the military specifically to kill or main humans) around a volatile, angry crowd isn't going to turn into something nasty: it's far more likely that if the idiot had left his weapon in a locked weapons locker, none of this would have happened. But, naturally, the "guns as self-defense" lobbyists scream that he was only doing what the Constitution allows him to do...

    • @dozog
      @dozog 3 роки тому

      @@jsteel8288 typical case of "a good guy with an assault rifle stopping a bad guy with a potato peeler" ...
      If only everyone had an assault rifle, the world would be a safer place.... Gun-lobby-logic.

    • @angelicastea9053
      @angelicastea9053 3 роки тому

      @@PossumGodMode1337 He shouldn’t have been there! He went there with intent to kill so shut up with that bullshit!

  • @D800Lover
    @D800Lover 3 роки тому +12

    I loved one Democrat who said "they want to pretend they are us."

  • @jbrenn12
    @jbrenn12 3 роки тому +5

    Unfortunately, this is one of my favorite monologs I have ever seen. Wish it weren't so painfully true. Great job (not) doing your job. Nothing but respect and love for you and those suffering in these times.

  • @azulpargal
    @azulpargal 3 роки тому +273

    My heart broke as I heard "we continue to love this country and it does not love us back". I don't live in the US but honestly, for years I thought it was an example for other country's. It is heartbreaking to see what's going on and how quickly can people forget about the humanity of others when they're governed by fear and/or hate. I'm so sorry. With all my heart I hope people can change it on November.

    • @aob6033
      @aob6033 3 роки тому +14

      The US has done a great job for centuries promoting its propaganda, to it's own people and around the world. Unfortunately, too many of its citizens were happy to live with blinders on while the most vulnerable suffered. No more. The pandemic revealed the deep cracks in the system and they can't be ignored anymore.

    • @bobabtcr
      @bobabtcr 3 роки тому +3

      thank you!!!

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 роки тому +2

      @@aob6033 Exactly right.

    • @johndough4875
      @johndough4875 3 роки тому

      @@elbarjones4812 EXACTLY right?? How so when I see flaws in what you say..there are good people here. Like everywhere.. Just bad people have control usually..like everywhere..
      ...AND THE PANDEMIC Exposed the trash in the cracks ?! I'd say it was DJT..before Donald came, we weren't aware of alot of things..

    • @johndough4875
      @johndough4875 3 роки тому

      @Pau Woo you sound As if you are speaking from a bible quote

  • @AFxS130
    @AFxS130 3 роки тому +333

    *"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."*
    -Alan Moore

    • @Gameboyreaper
      @Gameboyreaper 3 роки тому +1

      So true.

    • @luvadadarling5928
      @luvadadarling5928 3 роки тому +2

      Well said!!!

    • @clarkkent2379
      @clarkkent2379 3 роки тому +12

      Well they are, aren't they? They wouldn't be killing us and disenfranchising us if they weren't

    • @janbracewell7854
      @janbracewell7854 3 роки тому +1

      Scholar57 I thought that's why Americans have guns . And when they use them for self defence against crazy violent people who have political views .the mob cry foul. Well to bloody bad .

    • @tjcassidy2694
      @tjcassidy2694 3 роки тому +6

      The Republicans are certainly afraid of their trash constituents.

  • @myrahj1482
    @myrahj1482 3 роки тому +3

    My ❤ breaks. It's very heavy out here & I'm baffled by the nuts still fighting to keep this man in office by any means. Now is the time to get organized, help, volunteer & #VOTE Everyone must 🗳 🙏🏽

  • @carlyspencer5427
    @carlyspencer5427 3 роки тому +1

    We love you Stephen!!! 🥰 Thanks for speaking out against this insanity ✊🏼

  • @harrowgateguy
    @harrowgateguy 3 роки тому +296

    Steven sometimes has me in tears laughing. This time it’s just tears.

    • @soniasonia2518
      @soniasonia2518 3 роки тому +10

      If you rewatch it, the creators are brilliant. They hooked you with laughter, like Normalsal with slapicin. So you don't tune out what needs to be heard. Then they leave you with the sad, ugly truth.

    • @georgiamorrison2096
      @georgiamorrison2096 3 роки тому

      Me too 😔😭

    • @damarmar1001
      @damarmar1001 3 роки тому

      Because he didnt mention pence and fell asleep like yesterday. Thats hilarious

    • @posthumanismkarma6120
      @posthumanismkarma6120 3 роки тому

      He was on the Eipstein flight logs

    • @JayKang11
      @JayKang11 3 роки тому +1

      This was one of this best

  • @FellaB1009
    @FellaB1009 3 роки тому +59

    "Kenny Smith took a knee while taking a slam dunk!" (tears in eyes)

    • @ivanterrible7362
      @ivanterrible7362 3 роки тому

      I loved him when he was playing, now I need a new word. That was class, pure class.

  • @maureennolan2784
    @maureennolan2784 3 роки тому +8

    Stephen Colbert, THANK YOU!!!! This episode is so thorough, on-target & deeply important. I have to share this to my Facebook page. #DumpTrump! #VoteBiden2020!

  • @lisagulick4144
    @lisagulick4144 3 роки тому +3

    Stephen gets better and better the longer he's socially-distanced!

  • @JHarkness80
    @JHarkness80 3 роки тому +129

    "WE KEEP LOVING THIS COUNTRY AND THE COUNTRY DOES NOT LOVE US BACK"
    That sums it up about right.

    • @gregvondare
      @gregvondare 3 роки тому +5

      Man, that is one of the saddest, truest lines I have ever heard. I was never a big fan of hoops, but I am now.

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 3 роки тому +3

      @Miroslav Skoric the BLM protestors and the Violent rioters may as well be entirely different species. Don't even THINK to compare them.

    • @doriwilson6991
      @doriwilson6991 3 роки тому +4

      His words brought tears to my eyes. Because it's true.

    • @billytheweasel
      @billytheweasel 3 роки тому +1

      "Democratic Politicians and the Voters Who Vote for Them"
      -self help book next to; "Why He Beats You and You Keep Going Back"

    • @cathleencooks748
      @cathleencooks748 3 роки тому +1

      @@gregvondare Clipper fan here & have been for many years. You are welcomed to join. I have so much respect for Doc Rivers & that speech was so true & heart rendering.

  • @RunswScissors
    @RunswScissors 3 роки тому +49

    This is the first time I have ever cried watching Colbert. That was a powerful monologue.

  • @revengeoftheultaterrestria292
    @revengeoftheultaterrestria292 3 роки тому +14

    This show and Last week Tonight are the gold standard lately.

    • @jonny2l
      @jonny2l 3 роки тому

      shouldn't watch late night political puppet clowns either. They lie and mocking is so childish and evil

    • @andrewmihovich4252
      @andrewmihovich4252 3 роки тому

      @@jonny2l Does this end in "just give up on the whole thing -- all of it"?
      Did one of us skip a step?
      (And am I in a good place to say something about, "A Closer Look"?)

  • @hopiiii1
    @hopiiii1 3 роки тому +5

    Genius move not to give air to all that hot air. Everyone laughs when mentioning I only watch Stephen Colbert for the news. He has buffered the worst situations and made it easier to release all the stress of these situations. Thank you.

  • @wilywascal2024
    @wilywascal2024 3 роки тому +156

    “Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities” ~ Voltaire

    • @soniasonia2518
      @soniasonia2518 3 роки тому +8

      Well done sir or madam.

    • @wilywascal2024
      @wilywascal2024 3 роки тому +3

      @Pitbull Romans 5:8 - Excellent, detailed, relevant, factual evidence presented. Thank-you for your cogent contribution! Much appreciated!

    • @wilywascal2024
      @wilywascal2024 3 роки тому +2

      @@soniasonia2518 - "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." ~Mark Twain
      Light reveals truth, and truth sheds light. It's a vicious cycle...the bitter archenemy of those possessing darkness in their hearts who would hide or obscure the truth! ~wily wascal

    • @Km-kq9sz
      @Km-kq9sz 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like the people trying to make us believe we should defund police.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 3 роки тому +4

      Trump supporters are googling Voltaire atm...
      Just kidding. Those drop outs don't do thier homework.

  • @alexwilli
    @alexwilli 3 роки тому +41

    Beautiful monologue. I hope Americans still sitting on the fence, hear you.

  • @clasmir5281
    @clasmir5281 3 роки тому +7

    "We will get more leadership from the NBA than the RNC." Wow! Well said. Everyone please vote. Vote Donald out of office.

  • @coffeeisthepathtovictory1290
    @coffeeisthepathtovictory1290 3 роки тому +2

    Subscribed, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the intelligent humorous commentary i’ve been searching for.

  • @kevinstewart1285
    @kevinstewart1285 3 роки тому +80

    I'm sure all the people that will echo "They wouldn't have been shot if they observed the curfew" are the same people refusing to wear masks because freedom.

    • @davidshulimson9491
      @davidshulimson9491 3 роки тому +14

      It's like saying a woman deserved to be sexually assaulted because of what she was wearing.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 роки тому +12

      ..and wandering around after curfew themselves.. with guns..

    • @robinsgirl9236
      @robinsgirl9236 3 роки тому +10

      Thats for damn sure. Willing to put everyone at risk of coronavirus, but also willing for others to get shot. Heartless idiots

  • @krzysztofjan4214
    @krzysztofjan4214 3 роки тому +59

    He lasted two nights before dropping any pretext of comedy. One of Colbert’s best monologues ever I think.

    • @aggager078
      @aggager078 3 роки тому

      @Jason K i have seen more talent at a grade school christmas show

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 3 роки тому

      @@aggager078 no you haven"t

    • @aggager078
      @aggager078 3 роки тому

      @@digbycrankshaft7572 ok.dont know how old you are but i have been around long enough to have seen carson.now that was talent.even his guest hosts were far better than this hack.what is it that this guy does well?name one thing.

  • @dr.ellieiverson8174
    @dr.ellieiverson8174 3 роки тому +4

    Wow. What a stunningly brilliant and empathetic analysis of what is happening to our precious country. I've always loved Stephen Colbert and his show, but this piece is absolutely gripping - and so inspiring as well. We all must vote - in numbers so enormous that this criminally corrupt regime is defeated absolutely and forever. Thank you, Stephen Colbert.

  • @hippiesoul6576
    @hippiesoul6576 3 роки тому +2

    I didn’t watch any of the RNC, my head can’t handle it.

  • @PhatTony619
    @PhatTony619 3 роки тому +203

    I’ve refreshed my UA-cam for 3 hours waiting for this. Refuse to watch RNC until after your coverage!

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 3 роки тому +15

      Refuse to watch RNC .

    • @PhatTony619
      @PhatTony619 3 роки тому +12

      Glad we didn’t cover night 3. Much more important issues to cover tonight. Stay safe Texas/Louisiana.

    • @HTtwentyten
      @HTtwentyten 3 роки тому +1

      You should watch the RNC BEFORE any coverage. Or you're not being intellectually honest.

    • @Anagrammes
      @Anagrammes 3 роки тому +8

      I watched it, it's lies, abortion control, baby Jesus, lies, Donald Trump is my Lord, double mastectomy, lies, one mention of Covid-19, one pardon, 5 naturalizations, more Jesus, abortion control, Karen Pence, Mike Pence, lies and when you think it ends, the Big Tangerine arrives to make America great again again.
      It was boring, too long and most of all, full of BS.
      I puked a little along the way.

    • @songOmatic
      @songOmatic 3 роки тому

      'until'???

  • @soniafelgueiras1317
    @soniafelgueiras1317 3 роки тому +129

    It’s truly embarrassing to watch the state of American politics.
    Sending love and hope from Europe. 🧡

    • @barbaramonahan4801
      @barbaramonahan4801 3 роки тому +7

      Thank you, friend. God knows we need it!

    • @tannerwilson4843
      @tannerwilson4843 3 роки тому +6

      I’m hating American Politics and from the USA. Our system is badly outdated! An outdated first Past The Post System that basically shut’s out smaller and emerging parties from having chance. Am outdated electoral college, a Congress that’s always insanely gridlocked. I Could go on and on about this. We need some new formats and systems that work much better for the 21st century.

    • @greggrobinson5116
      @greggrobinson5116 3 роки тому +7

      Thank you for that. It's been such a shock to see how fragile our democracy really was. It's as they say, "All that's necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 3 роки тому +2

      Can I move in with you? Please?
      Yours, Denver, CO.

    • @CraftAmundous
      @CraftAmundous 3 роки тому +1

      Can I move there? Seriously.

  • @Hornswroggle
    @Hornswroggle 3 роки тому +2

    "... and the Bucks stop *here* "
    I felt that.

  • @yvettegarcia7170
    @yvettegarcia7170 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the truth, please keep speaking up.

  • @squeebaby2683
    @squeebaby2683 3 роки тому +344

    I fing love this man. When so many people are losing their heads, he reminds us there are still compassionate and intelligent americans by his example.

    • @Cheyslaaa.
      @Cheyslaaa. 3 роки тому +3

      Rob Suffridge oh god

    • @christinebuckingham8369
      @christinebuckingham8369 3 роки тому +4

      Rob Suffridge Vlad is calling you back so go Slither back into your Troll Farm Cubicle comrade!!

    • @Kraken_Meister
      @Kraken_Meister 3 роки тому +2

      @@robsuffridge9298 A lot can change in 200 fucking years. ua-cam.com/video/Z6R0NvVr164/v-deo.html

    • @Chxrlotte
      @Chxrlotte 3 роки тому +2

      I love him too 🥰

    • @ashandwit
      @ashandwit 3 роки тому

      HELL to the YES. Totally agree.

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 3 роки тому +416

    apparently the kenosha police doesn't think "the curfew" applies to armed racist militia murderers. have they been deputized? *FASCISM WEARS BADGES.*

    • @quecksilber457
      @quecksilber457 3 роки тому +21

      My comments keep getting deleted only because i compared your militia with the 1930s German ones everybody knows. I only wanted to express my concerns and that you have to be very careful. I hope history will not repeat itself.

    • @democlips1
      @democlips1 3 роки тому +12

      Quecksilber : I’m afraid it will. It’s already underway

    • @cry4mexd238
      @cry4mexd238 3 роки тому +2

      You mean Antifa who stop people on the road to point guns at regular people and scream racism.

    • @flugsven
      @flugsven 3 роки тому +9

      White supremasists are overrepresentared in western police forces. That's a fact. Therefore; when police neglects to be cautious concerning potential overuse of force, and these cases are pretty easily spotted- let the punishment be severe. That's the only way of stopping it.
      Badge gone- hallo prison!
      That must be the rule.
      What's the use of laws if they are only followed to look out for white people?
      No one, and especially not the police!, should be able to treat black people, or other minorities, like second class citizens- but that is the case today.

    • @frankengel4809
      @frankengel4809 3 роки тому +4

      Yes! In fact, the supremacists have been infiltrating police departments for DECADES!

  • @jenequinn1342
    @jenequinn1342 3 роки тому +2

    I didn't watch it either and after seeing clips of all the outrageous lies I'm glad I didn't . Also, not giving them the ratings. You are the best Stephen!

  • @bettyveronica460
    @bettyveronica460 3 роки тому

    I'm still laughing at the Val-Pak Coupon joke! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tontonoz9302
    @tontonoz9302 3 роки тому +52

    I don't think I've ever seen Colbert this angry. And rightly so.

    • @SouthCountyGal
      @SouthCountyGal 3 роки тому +4

      He did a marvelous job. I'm glad he made the choice to air this monologue.

    • @Archy__
      @Archy__ 3 роки тому

      I only hope he doesn’t let the anger do what it did to Jon Stewart. Every time Stewart gets angry he shows visible depression and it only makes the comedic effect harder to stomach.

  • @125way9
    @125way9 3 роки тому +112

    MY BODY CANT TAKE 4 More years of Drinking THIS MUCH

    • @misskitty6586
      @misskitty6586 3 роки тому +4

      I hear ya...Michelob stock has gone up just from me, lol!

    • @marykaymcdade463
      @marykaymcdade463 3 роки тому +2

      Westen Inc. so true.

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 3 роки тому

      my liver hurts

    • @acerbicatheist2893
      @acerbicatheist2893 3 роки тому

      Here's some expensive medical advice:- take some vitamin B-12 pills, or maybe switch from spirits to beer, cider, and wine. Eat a decent diet; don't let that Irish cream become a food substitute. As long as you don't vomit uncontrollably in the morning, and you urinate the same volume and colour, and your poo isn't bright red or dark black, then you should be pretty much OK. Naturally, if you should have a seizure, proceed to the A+E/emergency room immediately and ask for librium and/or valium, and DON'T let them fuck you around! Doctors are always open to suggestions on how to practice their trade and will be happy to receive your input! 🤧🦠🤮☣️♻️❗🤣😱🤯💥🤪🎉🎶🍸🥃💰💊💉🎯🥴🤣👍🚬👌😈👍 Oh, and maybe make sure that you get a few down your throat before you hit the hospital because they don't give out Guinness the way that they used to... for the purpose of treating alcohol-related vitamin B-12 deficient neuropathy... which is a hideous condition if untreated. Yeah, and hospital premises don't have licenses either so I advise that you take a half bottle or two inside your jacket. I had a good army one with two big inside pockets and I would rob the local supermarket every single Friday until the fuckers put cameras in at the booze aisle... but that's years ago and you couldn't prove it anyway.
      Remember - dress warmly, eat well, and exercise, perhaps by rowing on the loch.... so you can wrap up, get stuffed, and shove off! 😈🚬
      🙁💊🚬🥃😒💉🤫😈🥳👍🤣

  • @jjoshaugh
    @jjoshaugh 3 роки тому +36

    Seems Stephen wasn't the only one. Overnight ratings for the fourth and final night of the conventions. Six networks combined (FNC/CNN/MSNBC/ABC/CBS/NBC). Ratings are for the duration of each nominee’s speech only:
    Democratic / Biden - 17.5
    Republican / Trump - 14.1
    Trump lost in the TV ratings to Sleepy Joe.

    • @nancykerrigan
      @nancykerrigan 3 роки тому +4

      But he'll (Trump) still try to convince us the ratings were through the roof 🙄

    • @sheldonwalz4016
      @sheldonwalz4016 3 роки тому

      Yet his ratings where 6 times higher than Biden on social media??? You guys are good at kidding yourselves

    • @ytreece
      @ytreece 3 роки тому +7

      @@sheldonwalz4016 how are ratings for social media even calculated?

    • @jjoshaugh
      @jjoshaugh 3 роки тому +3

      @@sheldonwalz4016 "Social media"? What social media? "Social Media" is a very vague term? How many watched when streamed on Twitch? UA-cam? Instagram? You got exact numbers on who was watching on each Platform? How many of them were Fake purchased viewers from China? Can you give is a link to that number? Or are you just counting out now many replies there were to his 10 million twits and saying those are a "rating on social media" and therefore TRUMP WOOOONNNNN!!
      And the important thing. Its still the case that 3 million less people watched Don the Con than Sleepy Joe on Television, and no amount of sticking your fingers in your ears and humming real loud will change that.

    • @jjoshaugh
      @jjoshaugh 3 роки тому

      Oh, forgot to mention, while less people watched the VP and P candidate, the interesting thing is that only 8% less people watched Harris than Biden, whereas 38% less people watched Pence than Trump.

  • @TheConcertChick
    @TheConcertChick 3 роки тому +1

    You DID do your job Stephen! It's a reality show and your intro was hilarious and your monologue was spot on!

  • @zachskas
    @zachskas 3 роки тому +41

    Wow. When Stephen is heartfelt and honest, he is at his best.

  • @rhettcujo9006
    @rhettcujo9006 3 роки тому +130

    I’m literally crying right now. Stephen you and your writers, calms people like me down. I’m tired all of this bs!

  • @sharonshephard4417
    @sharonshephard4417 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you Stephen C for telling the truth over and over. I have not watched one second of the RNC,. I am sick and tired of being lied to.by this piece of . . . Keep telling people what they must hear. Hope they listen,

  • @freecat3965
    @freecat3965 3 роки тому +1

    Wow.
    That was the best monologue Stephen ever held.
    Just wow.

  • @TheKermit2110
    @TheKermit2110 3 роки тому +446

    America: WAKE UP! Sincerely, the rest of the world.

    • @johaniojo
      @johaniojo 3 роки тому +7

      🇧🇪

    • @mangoshi1251
      @mangoshi1251 3 роки тому +13

      We’ve known this, but were far too complacent. Sorry, rest of the world!

    • @vanessah5217
      @vanessah5217 3 роки тому +7

      Germany

    • @VKrulikoski
      @VKrulikoski 3 роки тому +11

      We're trying! Being fought every step!

    • @chrissiebawn9357
      @chrissiebawn9357 3 роки тому +2

      😀👍🌍❤🙏

  • @rbhika
    @rbhika 3 роки тому +102

    I shouldn’t watch Colbert & need to cry.
    Coach is right : people claiming fear aren’t dying of lack of healthcare, working under inhumane conditions, covid, armed militia members, unpunished racists with guns, etc. because they have the power to make the rules (and money) that benefit themselves

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 3 роки тому +2

      Oh, they're afraid... Afraid of losing their PRIVILEGE 🤬

    • @dekar88
      @dekar88 3 роки тому +2

      Rob Suffridge missed the point, my guy.. OP never mentioned this was a right or left issue, it’s a black and white issue... or do you just assume that because it concerns black folks that you need to preemptively aim their ire towards your opponent?

  • @ByteMwen
    @ByteMwen 3 роки тому +2

    Notnormalzol, slapicin and what-the-hell ebellum are what I needed today.

  • @andtrrrot
    @andtrrrot 3 роки тому +2

    Nothing happened to the McCloskeys! Protesters passed by their house.

  • @sandraw8219
    @sandraw8219 3 роки тому +432

    I’m Australian and generally interested in politics, I watched the DNC with interest. After the first night of the RNC I couldn’t stomach any more so decided to clean my oven instead, a job I hate but more mentally stimulating than the RNC. Please USA demand more of your government not by violence but by voting on November 3.
    Every day our federal government and each state government ask people to get tested if they have the slightest of symptoms or suspect contact and to expect results within 24 hours. In our state if your tested and can’t work before receiving a negative result you are paid to self isolate, US citizens deserve the same.

    • @irishguy6544
      @irishguy6544 3 роки тому +2

      Australia has totally gone over to the dark side. It's a police state now they will smash the windows of you car and drag you out if you don't feel like telling them where you are going. Wake up stupid 'liberals' this hoax has frozen the whole world with fear. FEAR......false evidence appearing real.............

    • @DJames-qw8rk
      @DJames-qw8rk 3 роки тому +32

      Thank you, Sandra. Your country has been sane and responsible. Under Obama, our country used to be the same. Stay safe!

    • @corvusdove874
      @corvusdove874 3 роки тому +22

      I think the big worry to have is that we don't actually elect our President. Our Electoral College, which is appointed by the parties in power in each state, actually does. Whether or not they reflect their state's public voting is determined by state law (if there is any governing their choice).
      It is a reasonable fear that if Trump wins, teh only way to depose a new emperor is assassinations and violence. If he loses, his supporters have already made it clear they plan it and are already shooting people for being from the other side. With our military not supporting our President but our militarized law enforcement serving as his PMC, we are closer to civil war over here than most realize.

    • @anniebebnowski5682
      @anniebebnowski5682 3 роки тому +31

      I’m from Melbourne currently in UK watching Aus and USA from afar. I really think australia are handling it well. Same with UK.
      I am mind blown Americans don’t look outside themselves to see actually, they are not the “dream” country to live in.
      God, could go on and on about this. Australian healthcare costs less than half as much and yet they have a greater than 5X maternity fatality rate compared to Aus! Wake up Americans.

    • @Canuckmom128
      @Canuckmom128 3 роки тому +35

      @Sandra W I'm Canadian, and I can't believe what we are seeing with our neighbours to the South. I'm 62, and NEVER in my life did I EVER think I would see a Fascist Regime sitting in the Oval Office. USA - You folks need to Vote like your life depends on it - particularly because the GOP will cheat, any way they can. PLEASE...VOTE ... Straight Blue - and end this Dystopian NIGHTMARE ! 🌊🌊🌊

  • @abisheks8511
    @abisheks8511 3 роки тому +387

    Jesus Christ man, you know Stephen is pissed when he talks fast.

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 3 роки тому +13

      And you can see the fury in his eyes.

    • @juliebrooks2793
      @juliebrooks2793 3 роки тому +16

      This is the first time since trump has been president and Stephen could not find even one thing to make a joke about. That is scary. Good luck America 💔

    • @brickdebrick2167
      @brickdebrick2167 3 роки тому

      If you want to save America from the crazy Marxists, do like me vote TRUMP. After all he's done for us, after all the sacrifices he's had to make, we owe him that. MAGA

    • @jerrylohr3491
      @jerrylohr3491 3 роки тому +7

      @@brickdebrick2167 Hahahaha!

    • @Jbtigers5
      @Jbtigers5 3 роки тому +4

      @@brickdebrick2167 How about no

  • @cloudintheclassroom4756
    @cloudintheclassroom4756 3 роки тому +2

    Stephen, the best show ever made and the best comment on the orange clown who resides in his fenced palace in Washington D.C.

  • @MrJBA79
    @MrJBA79 3 роки тому +1

    The best ever.. had my in tears of laughter. That's soo rare these days.

  • @prikov1
    @prikov1 3 роки тому +80

    Colbert is a fantastic social commentator...Nails it every night.

    • @kcal12
      @kcal12 3 роки тому

      He really isn't though. He is as generic as they come.

    • @metroguy123ify
      @metroguy123ify 3 роки тому +6

      @@kcal12 What are you doing here watching the clip and commenting!

    • @Tedinator01
      @Tedinator01 3 роки тому +5

      kcal12 Impressive, every word in your post is wrong.

    • @vercoda9997
      @vercoda9997 3 роки тому +7

      kcal12 Oh Really. Cite the others of an equal par. Off you go.

    • @prikov1
      @prikov1 3 роки тому +1

      @@kcal12
      You have wifi in your trailer?

  • @enriqueali
    @enriqueali 3 роки тому +111

    Isn't it interesting that no one thinks it necessary to include the word "white" before the term "armed militia"?

    • @dantheman3931
      @dantheman3931 3 роки тому +38

      It’s frightening that a white armed killer can walk straight past the police and they do nothing, while a black man would have been gunned down by the first cop van!! It’s unreal what’s happening to/in America right now...

    • @banditrider215
      @banditrider215 3 роки тому +1

      For a free and in depth insight into COVID 19. Follow Dr John Campbell on youtube. Where, since late January, Dr Campbell has been investigating COVID 19, and presenting explanatory videos, several times a day, everyday. Ignorance kills. Education saves lives.

    • @davidrobinson3434
      @davidrobinson3434 3 роки тому +4

      Violent, racist elements have always been downplayed. But those who are targeted, take the
      initiative to defend themselves, they are labeled as the criminals. Isn't it interesting that the
      talking heads at the convention go on and on about the rioting, looting, vandalism, cities
      burning? The gardener who doesn't get at the root cause of the weeds will have a garden
      overrun.

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 3 роки тому +3

      @@dantheman3931 And not just armed, but visibly armed with an AR-15 right after a shooting....WTF! All of those cops who let that murderer walk past should be fired....they clearly don't have the citizens best interests in mind. And the feckless Kenosha police chief should be fired and prohibited from ever working in law enforcement again.

  • @chrisforrest4581
    @chrisforrest4581 3 роки тому

    Thank You Stephen !!! This is what America needs to hear.

  • @mary-annebourke4907
    @mary-annebourke4907 3 роки тому

    Thank you Stephen....words of hope and care.....all power to you!!

  • @warp00009
    @warp00009 3 роки тому +50

    I haven't watched *any* of the RNC for just the reasons you mentioned, and also have felt great about it. Seeing their lies, corruption, dishonesty, and violations of our laws and Constitution in the headlines on a daily basis is more than enough. The only way I'd vote for "four more years" would be to add that to their jail time, once they are individually held accountable when we reclaim our honest democracy. God bless the United States - stay safe and well everyone!

    • @warp00009
      @warp00009 3 роки тому

      @Peter Parker Well said! This is the most important election ever, that must be won for the sake of the country and the world. Be well and stay safe!

  • @angiethomas9686
    @angiethomas9686 3 роки тому +275

    I’m just sad and disgusted. I’m going to cry.

    • @easterslice
      @easterslice 3 роки тому +14

      I'm right there with you.

    • @imatter4619
      @imatter4619 3 роки тому +1

      Would allowing these protesters to burn and loot the city make you feel better??

    • @annefischer1433
      @annefischer1433 3 роки тому +6

      Organize -don't agonize!

    • @SelenaTroyeSL
      @SelenaTroyeSL 3 роки тому +16

      @@imatter4619 Hungry troll.

    • @scoobydoo3928
      @scoobydoo3928 3 роки тому +26

      @@imatter4619 Is property more important than human life? What kind of Christ has Soldiers like you?

  • @DDDDDDD34
    @DDDDDDD34 3 роки тому +1

    Great show tonight and your monologue was perfection. 👏🏽

  • @michellemotley582
    @michellemotley582 3 роки тому +1

    This has got to be the funniest ad in history -Notnormazol