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  • Linkara riffs on a short that says there are specific rules you must follow for dating... OR ELSE!
    Originally uploaded January 25th, 2013.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 73

  • @Kyman102
    @Kyman102 8 років тому +94

    This Riff contains probably my favorite riff line of ALL time.
    "Gee things are happening!"
    "They are?! MY GOD, GET THE GUNS!"

  • @DustinSchneider
    @DustinSchneider 4 роки тому +12

    Bill Jenkins: "Dormamu, I've come to bargain!"

  • @Lesley_RedRhody
    @Lesley_RedRhody 7 років тому +20

    I keep thinking these films are what inspired Tommy Wiseau's acting style.
    "I did naaaaht!"
    "Did too!"
    "It's bullshit... I did naaaaht! Oh hi, Mark."

  • @RhythmGrizz
    @RhythmGrizz 9 років тому +9

    "I've never asked a girl to anything" -- the read on this line was the source of many laughs for me

  • @MrHypnofan
    @MrHypnofan 9 років тому +47

    Ah, waiting for your date directly outside the Ladies room door. Proper etiquette in the 50's, kinda creepy today.

    • @Alfje17
      @Alfje17 3 місяці тому

      The good old days where you could stalk a girl until she finally gave in and you got married 3 weeks later.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 9 років тому +31

    I love these dating shorts because I've never had a date but even I can feel smug compared to these guys
    "I need a date for the party, boys!"
    “This guy is very preoccupied with boys swimming”
    “My god, Bill has power has power over time and space”
    “Time itself is slave to my will, Helen!”
    "It is the Dance of the Damned!"
    “On our next episode, getting to first base”
    “Enjoy your repressed sexuality, kids!”

  • @ErichoTTA
    @ErichoTTA 6 років тому +7

    "My God, Bill has control over time and space!"

  • @Viccatrix
    @Viccatrix 8 років тому +19

    "Yes yes yes who is this?" Why its Leroy, LEROOOOOY JENKINS!!

  • @UGSchoolboy
    @UGSchoolboy 11 років тому +16

    These are gold, man

  • @BaronSengir1008
    @BaronSengir1008 7 років тому +4

    The guy obsessed with boys swimming looks like the candyman in Willy Wonka...

  • @Alex_K221
    @Alex_K221 8 років тому +44

    7:10 "Comic books who the hell talks about comic books?"
    Me: yeah if only there was a channel on UA-cam about a person talking about comic books. If only :-)

    • @Shwartzie007
      @Shwartzie007 8 років тому +7

      nah who in their right mind would do that xD

    • @Gasoline85
      @Gasoline85 7 років тому +1

      Hey, that's just crazy enough to work!

    • @joelgordon7814
      @joelgordon7814 5 років тому +1

      Ah, if only. Too bad such things only exist in the imagination.

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 5 років тому

      Oh yeah... comic tropes.

    • @littlekuribohimposte
      @littlekuribohimposte 4 роки тому +1

      They talk about more important things. Like lamps

  • @lOrdofdOrkness73
    @lOrdofdOrkness73 5 років тому +2

    so this is how doctors choose their companions

  • @thefdvproduction
    @thefdvproduction 10 років тому +16

    Be ready toots or I find a new date

  • @LeHobbitFan
    @LeHobbitFan 8 років тому +4

    How does this make me laugh EVERY. DAMN. TIME?!
    HOW DO YOU DO THIS? LINKARA? HOW?

  • @ryanschneider115
    @ryanschneider115 6 років тому +6

    You know one of those kids sound like Tommy, The director of The Room.

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 3 роки тому

      The timelines oddly add up a bit… 🤔

  • @OttoVonGarfield
    @OttoVonGarfield 9 років тому +10

    I know a good conversation starter if the key is simple, out of the fuck nowhere phrases!
    I like water, or I don't like sand.

    • @Kirkklan
      @Kirkklan 7 років тому +1

      max larsen I bet you don't like sand 'Cuz it's coarse and gets everywhere.

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 2 роки тому +1

      I like string!

  • @Shwartzie007
    @Shwartzie007 8 років тому +5

    I wish he'd do more of these

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 6 років тому +4

    *IMASTURBATETOYOURPICTUREEVERYNIGHT* uh... Oh.
    LOL

  • @MigBelloArt
    @MigBelloArt 11 років тому +15

    are we human or are we...DANCERS

    • @fiornza
      @fiornza 10 років тому +1

      are we human or are we...HUMSTERS

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 9 років тому +1

      Mig Bello I'm DEVO myself

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 9 років тому +1

      Tareltonlives We are DEVO.

    • @BenditaLocuraStudios
      @BenditaLocuraStudios 9 років тому +1

      No, this is Patrick.

    • @fiornza
      @fiornza 9 років тому +1

      hi Patrick! i'm hungry

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 11 років тому +5

    "Weeeeee..."

  • @OttoVonGarfield
    @OttoVonGarfield 10 років тому +14

    George grew up to be a most prominent cult leader, making poisonous punch drinks for hundreds of parties to come.
    The End

    • @NightridewithNikki
      @NightridewithNikki 10 років тому +3

      He also changed his name to Jim Jones

    • @lwanco1018
      @lwanco1018 7 років тому

      He worshiped the dance

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 6 років тому +2

      You sure? I thought george became the incompetent husband from word to the wives

  • @ChristineP223
    @ChristineP223 7 років тому +3

    George probably should have invested in some shoe lifts

  • @traxthetrashwizard
    @traxthetrashwizard 9 років тому +2

    0:54 Holy hell!!!! Did no one else see the ghost?! This PSA is 2spooky4me!

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 8 років тому +8

    This must have been before the schools were integrated.

  • @PhoenixHealing
    @PhoenixHealing 8 років тому +8

    These are kind of cute in their own way. Life would be a lot easier of authoritative disembodied voices and random time loops helped us avoid social faux paux

  • @rewing84
    @rewing84 6 років тому +1

    the swim teacher in the short is played by studs terkel

  • @jlprizm
    @jlprizm 9 років тому +2

    I think dating is the least of Bill's problems

  • @joechill6327
    @joechill6327 5 місяців тому

    Sorry babe, you're stuck in this time loop until you say yes, welcome to hell.

  • @bigshow196
    @bigshow196 8 років тому +3

    the dance knows no pain? so the dance was being thrown by Snowflame all along XD

  • @LeHobbitFan
    @LeHobbitFan 8 років тому +4

    Am I the only one to see the shadow of a swastika on the door at 10:11?

  • @pinoypizza
    @pinoypizza 10 років тому +23

    While the superficial elements of the short are silly of course, the core of it can still hold true today in certain situations, so it's not all entirely ridiculous.
    Still doesn't stop the riff being entertaining though.

    • @Nintendon85
      @Nintendon85 6 років тому

      nepomusik Yeah, that's true with a lot of these. This, Money Talks and Are you ready for marriage come to mind. Corny as hell, somewhat outdated, but useful core information.

  • @lOrdofdOrkness73
    @lOrdofdOrkness73 6 років тому +2

    Did Ingmar Bergman direct this short?

  • @Cdr2002
    @Cdr2002 2 роки тому

    I hope the girl who came out two weeks ago found a date

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 7 років тому +4

    D&D has less rules!

  • @JohnnyElRed
    @JohnnyElRed 7 років тому +4

    Comic books? Who talks about comic books with a girl in the 50's? Do you want her to think you are a nerd?

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 5 років тому

      You'd have to be a nerd to date someone named Mildred. 🤓

    • @Oliviagarry69420
      @Oliviagarry69420 4 роки тому

      I mean comics where super popular back than and romance comics where a thing. Also she’s to be that girl to have a crush on fictional characters

  • @ZeroArmour
    @ZeroArmour 7 років тому +2

    Am I the only one who thinks Helen's dad is leaning in for a kiss at 5:13?

  • @vilmundurgunnarsson6601
    @vilmundurgunnarsson6601 8 років тому +9

    Man, this remake of Butterfly Effect kind of sucks

  • @TheAnonyomusGuy
    @TheAnonyomusGuy 10 років тому +7

    little do these youngsters know their about actually in a more sinister informative video. a j c penny's commercial which houses a particular tea pot that some would say looks like Adolph Hitler. All this and more they will find in the riff zone

  • @blixer8384
    @blixer8384 5 років тому +3

    Have you ever noticed how regimented, structured, and bureaucratic the world is in 1950's Propaganda Shorts?

  • @RhythmGrizz
    @RhythmGrizz 2 роки тому

    "A couple of 8th grade kids are going to give some invitations"
    Wtf does that mean?

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 7 років тому

    A look at dating, post WW2.

  • @MadameSomnambule
    @MadameSomnambule 9 років тому +8

    Why do most of the women sound like Rocky the flying squirrel? :p

    • @MewManic
      @MewManic 9 років тому +4

      +MadameSomnambule It was the 50s.

  • @melissa3289
    @melissa3289 10 років тому +1

    why were they in the front?? awkward

  • @samuelbarber4154
    @samuelbarber4154 6 років тому

    9:22
    Are you sure you're not just describing Evan Almighty.

  • @humanwolf1984
    @humanwolf1984 4 роки тому

    & he skipped the party&went to a Hotel so he could be her first time. 😉

  • @nerdin1696
    @nerdin1696 11 років тому

    first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @nerdin1696
      @nerdin1696 10 років тому

      ha

    • @melissa3289
      @melissa3289 10 років тому +3

      actually you win a date with the coach :P be home on time