I love these dating shorts because I've never had a date but even I can feel smug compared to these guys "I need a date for the party, boys!" “This guy is very preoccupied with boys swimming” “My god, Bill has power has power over time and space” “Time itself is slave to my will, Helen!” "It is the Dance of the Damned!" “On our next episode, getting to first base” “Enjoy your repressed sexuality, kids!”
7:10 "Comic books who the hell talks about comic books?" Me: yeah if only there was a channel on UA-cam about a person talking about comic books. If only :-)
These are kind of cute in their own way. Life would be a lot easier of authoritative disembodied voices and random time loops helped us avoid social faux paux
While the superficial elements of the short are silly of course, the core of it can still hold true today in certain situations, so it's not all entirely ridiculous. Still doesn't stop the riff being entertaining though.
nepomusik Yeah, that's true with a lot of these. This, Money Talks and Are you ready for marriage come to mind. Corny as hell, somewhat outdated, but useful core information.
little do these youngsters know their about actually in a more sinister informative video. a j c penny's commercial which houses a particular tea pot that some would say looks like Adolph Hitler. All this and more they will find in the riff zone
This Riff contains probably my favorite riff line of ALL time.
"Gee things are happening!"
"They are?! MY GOD, GET THE GUNS!"
Bill Jenkins: "Dormamu, I've come to bargain!"
I keep thinking these films are what inspired Tommy Wiseau's acting style.
"I did naaaaht!"
"Did too!"
"It's bullshit... I did naaaaht! Oh hi, Mark."
"I've never asked a girl to anything" -- the read on this line was the source of many laughs for me
Ah, waiting for your date directly outside the Ladies room door. Proper etiquette in the 50's, kinda creepy today.
The good old days where you could stalk a girl until she finally gave in and you got married 3 weeks later.
I love these dating shorts because I've never had a date but even I can feel smug compared to these guys
"I need a date for the party, boys!"
“This guy is very preoccupied with boys swimming”
“My god, Bill has power has power over time and space”
“Time itself is slave to my will, Helen!”
"It is the Dance of the Damned!"
“On our next episode, getting to first base”
“Enjoy your repressed sexuality, kids!”
"My God, Bill has control over time and space!"
"Yes yes yes who is this?" Why its Leroy, LEROOOOOY JENKINS!!
Viccatrix Bravo. 😑
These are gold, man
The guy obsessed with boys swimming looks like the candyman in Willy Wonka...
7:10 "Comic books who the hell talks about comic books?"
Me: yeah if only there was a channel on UA-cam about a person talking about comic books. If only :-)
nah who in their right mind would do that xD
Hey, that's just crazy enough to work!
Ah, if only. Too bad such things only exist in the imagination.
Oh yeah... comic tropes.
They talk about more important things. Like lamps
so this is how doctors choose their companions
Be ready toots or I find a new date
How does this make me laugh EVERY. DAMN. TIME?!
HOW DO YOU DO THIS? LINKARA? HOW?
You know one of those kids sound like Tommy, The director of The Room.
The timelines oddly add up a bit… 🤔
I know a good conversation starter if the key is simple, out of the fuck nowhere phrases!
I like water, or I don't like sand.
max larsen I bet you don't like sand 'Cuz it's coarse and gets everywhere.
I like string!
I wish he'd do more of these
*IMASTURBATETOYOURPICTUREEVERYNIGHT* uh... Oh.
LOL
are we human or are we...DANCERS
are we human or are we...HUMSTERS
Mig Bello I'm DEVO myself
Tareltonlives We are DEVO.
No, this is Patrick.
hi Patrick! i'm hungry
"Weeeeee..."
George grew up to be a most prominent cult leader, making poisonous punch drinks for hundreds of parties to come.
The End
He also changed his name to Jim Jones
He worshiped the dance
You sure? I thought george became the incompetent husband from word to the wives
George probably should have invested in some shoe lifts
0:54 Holy hell!!!! Did no one else see the ghost?! This PSA is 2spooky4me!
This must have been before the schools were integrated.
***** A non-integrated town.
These are kind of cute in their own way. Life would be a lot easier of authoritative disembodied voices and random time loops helped us avoid social faux paux
the swim teacher in the short is played by studs terkel
Who’s that?
I think dating is the least of Bill's problems
Sorry babe, you're stuck in this time loop until you say yes, welcome to hell.
the dance knows no pain? so the dance was being thrown by Snowflame all along XD
Am I the only one to see the shadow of a swastika on the door at 10:11?
While the superficial elements of the short are silly of course, the core of it can still hold true today in certain situations, so it's not all entirely ridiculous.
Still doesn't stop the riff being entertaining though.
nepomusik Yeah, that's true with a lot of these. This, Money Talks and Are you ready for marriage come to mind. Corny as hell, somewhat outdated, but useful core information.
Did Ingmar Bergman direct this short?
I hope the girl who came out two weeks ago found a date
D&D has less rules!
Comic books? Who talks about comic books with a girl in the 50's? Do you want her to think you are a nerd?
You'd have to be a nerd to date someone named Mildred. 🤓
I mean comics where super popular back than and romance comics where a thing. Also she’s to be that girl to have a crush on fictional characters
Am I the only one who thinks Helen's dad is leaning in for a kiss at 5:13?
Man, this remake of Butterfly Effect kind of sucks
little do these youngsters know their about actually in a more sinister informative video. a j c penny's commercial which houses a particular tea pot that some would say looks like Adolph Hitler. All this and more they will find in the riff zone
Have you ever noticed how regimented, structured, and bureaucratic the world is in 1950's Propaganda Shorts?
"A couple of 8th grade kids are going to give some invitations"
Wtf does that mean?
A look at dating, post WW2.
Why do most of the women sound like Rocky the flying squirrel? :p
+MadameSomnambule It was the 50s.
why were they in the front?? awkward
9:22
Are you sure you're not just describing Evan Almighty.
& he skipped the party&went to a Hotel so he could be her first time. 😉
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha
actually you win a date with the coach :P be home on time