So, I am watching this for the first time right now. My nickname is Peachy or Peaches. When he talked about putting the peaches on your genitals, I laughed so hard, and screamed "Linkara!!! I quit your channel!!!! I quit now!!!" My son(he is 17, it's fine, he has heard worse) is laughing hysterical. I totally needed a laugh like that today, so I am glad I found these riff videos. I didn't think my voice could hit that high a frequency, though. 😂 Thank you, Linkara. 😊
The first short ends the same way the short film Blinky did. "Where are the children, dear?" "I did as you asked, that's where they are." "I don't understand." "I killed them, cleaned them and made 60 days worth of meals out of them."
Does anyone else find it weird that a research and development lab for a grocery store chain has airtime on a local broadcast station? Was the station so desperate to fill up slots that they're willing to give it to anyone? xd
Damian Freeman Ya, mostly infomercials and crappy "edutainment" shows. Back then they kind of had a interesting style that actually made you want to watch it.
Holy hell! What year was the black and white one made? The style of their clothing suggests the 1930s, and they have a t.v.!? These people must have been fricken loaded! Not to mention, orange juice itself was often more seen as luxury item too.
Kind of glad the '30s film was cut short...could anyone bear listening to that damn Kroger narrator a minute longer. My teeth are rotting out of my head!
I also have this theory: the narrator literally bored himself to death. There he was, prattling along, then he just said, "This is what I'm doing with my life?!" and dropped dead. 💀
Yeah, they realized they lost track of what the heck they were doing and just decided to call it quits XD they spent all their time on this and none on the scenario they started with
Odd that the camera goes right in front of the TV and does not get brighter or look weird like my camera does, that instructional video is clearly faked! Also, I noticed the last name of one of the people was "Miller", does that make this Miller Time?
Actually I'm pretty sure black and white Tvs didn't glare because they had a lower light output. The main reason we perceive different colors is based on how light passes through them, but with white the light completely passes through, and black absorbs the light. Instructional video still seems really fake though so I don't know why i felt like bringing that up :p
also the science narrator gets punched in the face too. nobody, and I mean NOBODY mispronounces "protein" 15 times in a row and gets away with. I don't care that you've been dead for 50 years narrator, you will not slightly irritate me. it's corpse punching time!
Actually, he was saying 'proton'. The artificial 'stomach' was a highly experimental nuclear powered analyzer, which suffered a freakish malfunction resulting in the mother from the beginning developing super powers. That's why the short remained unfinished, they lacked the budget to realize their artistic vision, and Kickstarter was decades away. :(
If the husband thinks it’s so easy then let’s see him plan out the meals, cook and prepare them, buy all of the ingredients in a crammed grocery store where mom’s will literally fight you over the last can of peas that are 50 cents off this week, and do all of the house work and chores including laundry and ironing in only 6 hours plus another 3 just to cook an elaborate meal that his wife would find unappealing and unappreciated.
OK, can someone please explain to me why setting the buffet table for her guests is a "woman's job" and yet it's being narrated by a man? Also, I love this riff, Linkara :)
First of all, in Thought for Food, why are the women's hairdos and clothes of the 1920s,when they have a television, a 1950s invention? Are they just thirty years behind the times? Also, watching their marriage fall apart over the breakfast table was way more interesting than the science portion. The Cleavers, they weren't. Second, coffee and tea are for older people only? I'm 24 and I like both. I actually dislike milk or juice at meals.
“Good morning ms home maker”
“Up yours mail man”
The singe best exchange in any of the riffs
That night, they had what would be considered the most coveted dinner recipe of the family for generations: seeds in their orange juice.
So, I am watching this for the first time right now. My nickname is Peachy or Peaches. When he talked about putting the peaches on your genitals, I laughed so hard, and screamed "Linkara!!! I quit your channel!!!! I quit now!!!" My son(he is 17, it's fine, he has heard worse) is laughing hysterical. I totally needed a laugh like that today, so I am glad I found these riff videos. I didn't think my voice could hit that high a frequency, though. 😂 Thank you, Linkara. 😊
What person plans what they are eating for the next 60 days!?
A businessman, apparently.
DimeADozen conway .....Me... It makes life easy
We shall never know XD
The first short ends the same way the short film Blinky did.
"Where are the children, dear?"
"I did as you asked, that's where they are."
"I don't understand."
"I killed them, cleaned them and made 60 days worth of meals out of them."
Does anyone else find it weird that a research
and development lab for a grocery store chain
has airtime on a local broadcast station?
Was the station so desperate to fill up slots
that they're willing to give it to anyone? xd
Keyword: "Local broadcast".
Local access TV back in the day always had open slots.
Of course, nowadays it's declined to almost nonexistance
Damian Freeman Ya, mostly infomercials and crappy "edutainment" shows. Back then they kind of had a interesting style that actually made you want to watch it.
...I don't want any crust on my toast....isn't bread basically ALL crust after being toasted?...
YSoSerious7 I guess, but toasted crust is even crustier.
Holy hell! What year was the black and white one made? The style of their clothing suggests the 1930s, and they have a t.v.!? These people must have been fricken loaded! Not to mention, orange juice itself was often more seen as luxury item too.
Kind of glad the '30s film was cut short...could anyone bear listening to that damn Kroger narrator a minute longer. My teeth are rotting out of my head!
xD
Laura Susan Johnson exactly!
I think the first film was cut short on account of everyone being bored to death. I think the narrator's voice sounds like a dental drill too...
I also have this theory: the narrator literally bored himself to death. There he was, prattling along, then he just said, "This is what I'm doing with my life?!" and dropped dead. 💀
Yeah, they realized they lost track of what the heck they were doing and just decided to call it quits XD they spent all their time on this and none on the scenario they started with
And when Lunchtime rolled around the parents filed for divorce and put the kids up for adoption
And when they filed for divorce, the editor quit, which explains why that short was incomplete.
Yeah there's no doubt in my mind that this family is in shambles.
3:28 "Unless my mistress keeps me from coming"
Well then she wouldn't be a good mistress would she?
But they don't touch upon the most important food of all
Chicken Tenders
...But... HOW DO I BUY THE PEACHES? I MUST KNOW!
You can't buy me or my kind. 😊
NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT STOP I NEED TO KNOW TO MAKE FOR DINNER OR MY HUSBAND WILL BE PISSED! LOL
Don't worry. If you are a good person, Bob Corby will provide us all with the answer.
I rather have Bobby Flay lol
The early episodes of Modern Marvels were weird.
Did no one explain to the narrator in the first short the correct way to say protein?
DO he drink his orange juice? We may never know...
Life before electronic scales was hellish.
Odd that the camera goes right in front of the TV and does not get brighter or look weird like my camera does, that instructional video is clearly faked!
Also, I noticed the last name of one of the people was "Miller", does that make this Miller Time?
Actually I'm pretty sure black and white Tvs didn't glare because they had a lower light output. The main reason we perceive different colors is based on how light passes through them, but with white the light completely passes through, and black absorbs the light. Instructional video still seems really fake though so I don't know why i felt like bringing that up :p
-joan passed out from malnutrition while setting this meal.
plz do more of these
Oh Henry? Aww, should have made an O. Henry joke.
part of the umbrella corporation
also the science narrator gets punched in the face too. nobody, and I mean NOBODY mispronounces "protein" 15 times in a row and gets away with. I don't care that you've been dead for 50 years narrator, you will not slightly irritate me. it's corpse punching time!
Actually, he was saying 'proton'. The artificial 'stomach' was a highly experimental nuclear powered analyzer, which suffered a freakish malfunction resulting in the mother from the beginning developing super powers. That's why the short remained unfinished, they lacked the budget to realize their artistic vision, and Kickstarter was decades away. :(
0:00-0:06 Ha. Ha. I understood that reference!!
Love how the clip cuts off at 9:34.
If the husband thinks it’s so easy then let’s see him plan out the meals, cook and prepare them, buy all of the ingredients in a crammed grocery store where mom’s will literally fight you over the last can of peas that are 50 cents off this week, and do all of the house work and chores including laundry and ironing in only 6 hours plus another 3 just to cook an elaborate meal that his wife would find unappealing and unappreciated.
9:40 I think they realized they lost track of what they were doing and why and just decided to call it quits XD
OK, can someone please explain to me why setting the buffet table for her guests is a "woman's job" and yet it's being narrated by a man?
Also, I love this riff, Linkara :)
Mary T. Because this was the first half of the century which means you can't have women narrating because they don't know what they're talking about.
@@JaelinBezel BUT--
Yeah, I know, there's no logic to it XD
you are a friendless monstrous dullard xD
The parents hate each other.
Why does the narrator shout at me?
.....did these people have ANY IDEA WHAT FOCUSING ON YOUR STORY MEANS?!
god these post-nuclear films are weird
that too
That's because they're all in some mystical alternate reality or history doesn't exist
I want a closer look at Joan's centrepiece of fruits....
Jayfive276 Degenerate...😷
Unless my mistress keeps me from coming? I think Linkara doesn't quite get the point of a mistress.
8:30 anyone else notice the dude flipping the viewer off? XD
Simmel-Merservey. The poverty row educational film company.
👍💯
From the 1930s?
Yeah, so apparently this short is, uh... short.
I quite like peaches 😏
Coffee and tea for the older people? Worst buffet supper ever.
So the Buffet Supper...imagine having so much time to waste on this?
So you needed a career in STEM to become a 40s housewife?
9:07 either be interesting or stop existing
Needs more pints of oysters
First of all, in Thought for Food, why are the women's hairdos and clothes of the 1920s,when they have a television, a 1950s invention? Are they just thirty years behind the times? Also, watching their marriage fall apart over the breakfast table was way more interesting than the science portion. The Cleavers, they weren't. Second, coffee and tea are for older people only? I'm 24 and I like both. I actually dislike milk or juice at meals.
I'm guessing that was the norm at the times?
Television was in existence in the Thirties, only the wealthy could afford one at the time.
Television availability and popularity didn't explode until the Fifties.
TV was invented in 1927, actually.
Eww milk during lunch or dinner time.
"Sixtuh"
"Protun"
"Colorimitor"
I hate the way these people pronounce things
This lost focus so fast
such a nag lol
Where white people really like this back in the early 50's?
lmao
I'm Too Stoned To Come Up With a Username Actually, this film looks suspiciously like Pre-WW2.
White people are still like this now
Boo-ffet ?