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  • @_stardustcolors
    @_stardustcolors 5 років тому +8239

    "hey can we go on land?"
    *"no."*
    "why?"
    *"the sun is a deadly lazer."*
    "oh okay."
    *"not anymore there's a blanket."*

    • @daintier_13_yt76
      @daintier_13_yt76 5 років тому +117

      I still can’t get over it

    • @DnzlJn
      @DnzlJn 5 років тому +68

      We can make a religion from this intellectually written smartly made,and lovely words of wisely made inspiration.

    • @daintier_13_yt76
      @daintier_13_yt76 5 років тому +16

      Hādokoa Otaku thie sunith is a highly concentrated ion beam of Uv rays that can destroy or entertain but you can not go on land because of it no wait now there is a blanket.

    • @jinxkk
      @jinxkk 5 років тому +14

      No bro it isn't a deadly lazer it's
      _STILL A PIECE OF GARBADGE_

    • @daintier_13_yt76
      @daintier_13_yt76 5 років тому +4

      Sanela Bikich lol

  • @stats-47
    @stats-47 5 років тому +3302

    “I don’t think we’ll be seeing him slow down”
    2019- he is gone

    • @aslamawan4594
      @aslamawan4594 5 років тому +173

      That's because he is working on another masterpiece, trust me ;) (ya know, it's probably gonna be the history of, well, the entire universe)

    • @sabrinahalsa2166
      @sabrinahalsa2166 5 років тому +14

      @@aslamawan4594 how u kno that

    • @rainbow4664
      @rainbow4664 5 років тому +34

      _new arrivals in indiaa_

    • @icegiant7350
      @icegiant7350 5 років тому +47

      I'm pretty sure he is learning 3d animations

    • @boopdino8053
      @boopdino8053 5 років тому +33

      @@rainbow4664 maybe its those horse people i was talking about or their cousins or something

  • @anchuvo
    @anchuvo 5 років тому +5831

    “I don’t think we’ll be seeing him slowed down”
    *cries in 7 months of no vids :(*

    • @ahana2912
      @ahana2912 5 років тому +229

      I hope and think he's making an another history video, the history of the entire world, I guess happened after 11 months of no activity

    • @anchuvo
      @anchuvo 5 років тому +166

      Ahana Chatterjee that’s true but isn’t ominous that his last video was titled “might quit”

    • @gyrozeppeli00
      @gyrozeppeli00 5 років тому +210

      He has a blog and answers question every 3 or 4 hours. And no, he isn't gone, he is working on a *big* video.

    • @ahana2912
      @ahana2912 5 років тому +59

      @@gyrozeppeli00 YES! MY assumption was right! He isn't gone! :)

    • @bzqp2
      @bzqp2 4 роки тому +76

      Currently he is working on 3D animation and modelling skills for a new video. He actually implemented some of the 3D-modelled training scenes in his music videos. He is still pretty active on his website though.

  • @yellomustrd8147
    @yellomustrd8147 4 роки тому +1456

    "I don't think he's slowing down anytime soon"
    Bill wurtz: Challenge accepted

  • @micaami6553
    @micaami6553 5 років тому +669

    Me: * goes out without sunscreen *
    Mom: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

  • @hajime8886
    @hajime8886 5 років тому +2339

    Bill is whole again!
    2018: Then it broke again.

    • @clemencia921
      @clemencia921 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @Lynnori
      @Lynnori 4 роки тому +3

      Stolen

    • @PenitentHollow
      @PenitentHollow 4 роки тому +4

      @小さい . guess they don't want you going to the mall. cause you're just too small.

    • @CaramelT_
      @CaramelT_ 4 роки тому +7

      He said he's working on a big project, so he's not gone :)

    • @tra.v
      @tra.v 4 роки тому

      oof

  • @KurosakiYukigo
    @KurosakiYukigo 6 років тому +3091

    Wait, Bill knew *nothing* about Japanese history, but still released an entire history of Japan? That's some dedication.

    • @johnatlan4747
      @johnatlan4747 6 років тому +52

      blalo'u cuz he likes history :D

    • @sanidhya13
      @sanidhya13 6 років тому +122

      How about I do it anyway?

    • @hardgay7537
      @hardgay7537 6 років тому +78

      To be fair, to anyone with a passion for history, becoming acceptably well versed on Japanese history is pretty easy. Japan's a 1st world civilized nation friendly to the west with a written history of hardly 1000 years.
      Still, props to him for doing it.

    • @FurryTrxsh808
      @FurryTrxsh808 6 років тому +1

      blalo'u HOLY SHIT U RITE

    • @nerfjolt
      @nerfjolt 6 років тому +2

      blalo'u dudickakion

  • @ztmnbrkt
    @ztmnbrkt 3 роки тому +326

    He left. And he returned. The king came back for his fallen kingdom.

    • @ndmmys
      @ndmmys 3 роки тому +14

      Wdym he’s a princess

    • @crystalcat1002
      @crystalcat1002 3 роки тому

      @@ndmmys He's a garbage princess.

    • @caik2582
      @caik2582 3 роки тому

      @@crystalcat1002 how so?

    • @crystalcat1002
      @crystalcat1002 3 роки тому +1

      @@caik2582 He's "still a piece of garbage", right?

    • @Stusheep
      @Stusheep 3 роки тому +3

      @@crystalcat1002 and the song i’m a princess

  • @antartica2984
    @antartica2984 5 років тому +875

    "lets save the planet!" said everyone, not knowing how.

    • @mashedpotatoesgaming454
      @mashedpotatoesgaming454 4 роки тому +29

      "I know, let's invent a thing inventor!" Said the thing inventor after being invented by another thing inventor

    • @thecarwithinternetaccess7952
      @thecarwithinternetaccess7952 4 роки тому +7

      *a n t a r t i c a* I mean it’s Antarctica but okay

    • @NguyenMinh-vs1vm
      @NguyenMinh-vs1vm 4 роки тому +10

      By the way, where the hell are we?

    • @altr0se
      @altr0se 4 роки тому +5

      @@NguyenMinh-vs1vm -end jingle-

    • @kmations4049
      @kmations4049 4 роки тому +3

      Mashed Potatoes Gaming thats pretty cool

  • @StarlitDraws
    @StarlitDraws 5 років тому +1841

    TASTe The *SUUNNNN*
    Side effect now there's a ton of oxygen

    • @CC-hx8gj
      @CC-hx8gj 5 років тому +11

      Starlit *
      *T A S T E T H E S U N*

    • @hooliganhandful1564
      @hooliganhandful1564 5 років тому +3

      @ThePokemonFuser exhale

    • @spaceroxmai9449
      @spaceroxmai9449 5 років тому +8

      And the sky is blue.

    • @glade2495
      @glade2495 5 років тому +4

      And the sky is blue

    • @SCPShyGuy
      @SCPShyGuy 5 років тому +4

      Taste the SUUUUUUN.
      Side effect, now there’s oxygen everywhere and the sky is blue.

  • @illegraphy
    @illegraphy 6 років тому +2260

    Space dust..
    *E V E N C R A Z I E R S P A C E D U S T*

  • @vince32233
    @vince32233 4 роки тому +66

    I’ll PAY you to do this video fully with the normal Bill Wurtz-style commentary.
    Well I won’t but someone should

  • @thisis_303
    @thisis_303 5 років тому +2209

    Its the first day of school and I think I might quit.
    -Bill Wurtz-2019

    • @ianian69
      @ianian69 5 років тому +8

      I can relate

    • @albedoislovely7737
      @albedoislovely7737 5 років тому +30

      I'm worried about bill

    • @ianian69
      @ianian69 5 років тому +8

      @@albedoislovely7737 same

    • @user-wg7qs6ij2s
      @user-wg7qs6ij2s 5 років тому +24

      Xx Unknown Xx he’s just working on a reallyyyyyyyyy big project, don’t worry!

    • @albedoislovely7737
      @albedoislovely7737 5 років тому +10

      @@user-wg7qs6ij2s yeah I just wanted to say that also I'm still kinda worried

  • @freakfoxvevo7915
    @freakfoxvevo7915 6 років тому +10333

    I actually thought you got bill to do the intro lol

  • @zombies4evadude24
    @zombies4evadude24 5 років тому +3783

    *Sees the comment section*
    Some dude: *”You can make a religion out of this”*
    Me: *”No don’t.”*

    • @Sneaki_Sage
      @Sneaki_Sage 5 років тому +19

      Zombies4 Evadude we all ready have, it’s called the bill wurtz UA-cam channel #wakeupsheeple #bringbackbill

    • @jairusflores7050
      @jairusflores7050 5 років тому +3

      Otaku trash?

    • @Donut-ul3rr
      @Donut-ul3rr 5 років тому +20

      How bout i do
      *A N Y W A Y?*

    • @randomcat9314
      @randomcat9314 4 роки тому +2

      a donut with no friends no you dont

    • @sethmatthewamurao2085
      @sethmatthewamurao2085 4 роки тому +2

      Why?
      The sun is a *DEADLY LAZER*

  • @juango500
    @juango500 3 роки тому +296

    *HE IS BACK MY MEN, IN THREE DIMENSIONS!*

    • @Jerminite
      @Jerminite 3 роки тому +6

      And he’s already gone :(

    • @Ortrun
      @Ortrun 3 роки тому

      @@Jerminite ye

    • @typeanonyme4069
      @typeanonyme4069 3 роки тому

      Without any joke related to History of the entire world, i guess, the whole internet community should really create a religion out of him, and pray for his return

    • @Jerminite
      @Jerminite 3 роки тому

      @@typeanonyme4069 Good idea.

    • @xXx_Azulover69
      @xXx_Azulover69 3 роки тому

      @@Jerminite he's back :)

  • @ijustinvadedthecommentsect7953
    @ijustinvadedthecommentsect7953 6 років тому +1995

    I used his history of Japan video for a year 6 assignment. Not lying

    • @MSORP2008
      @MSORP2008 6 років тому +19

      Hell Yah

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 6 років тому +8

      Well that's good.

    • @loubutnotreed566
      @loubutnotreed566 6 років тому +56

      It is, indeed, one hell of an educational video. I used it as a last-minute revision for my history midterms a while ago and i did great!

    • @twat3323
      @twat3323 6 років тому +2

      same

    • @user-uz3fk8zq3u
      @user-uz3fk8zq3u 6 років тому +19

      my AP World History teacher showed the history of the world video during the first few days of school

  • @warfu_
    @warfu_ 6 років тому +6192

    Aww poor guy, after a decade of creating he is still being himself but really took him long to get noticed!!

    • @ryanr03030
      @ryanr03030 6 років тому +131

      It took him a long time to get noticed, but I think he's way more than just noticed now lol

    • @f.b.i.1457
      @f.b.i.1457 6 років тому +37

      Not just him prob lots of people need to get noticed

    • @raginplayer2665
      @raginplayer2665 6 років тому +9

      Warfu ­ you posted a comment and in 15 hours got 1k plus likes 🤦‍♂️

    • @pototah9338
      @pototah9338 6 років тому +2

      Warfu ­ dank

    • @Jlipper
      @Jlipper 6 років тому +5

      He is the idol we all want to be.

  • @raineliana
    @raineliana 5 років тому +1954

    “The sun is a deadly lazer”
    And also,
    “sTiLl a PiEcE oF gArBaGeEeE”

    • @Nibbenji2077
      @Nibbenji2077 4 роки тому +4

      @@yogabbagabbaskye people usually die when suns explode.

    • @thecarwithinternetaccess7952
      @thecarwithinternetaccess7952 4 роки тому +9

      if you have a gacha pfp you have no opinion #gachalifeisthenewgay

    • @raineliana
      @raineliana 4 роки тому +1

      lol ok

    • @cata8818
      @cata8818 4 роки тому +1

      @@thecarwithinternetaccess7952 lol what?

    • @TheCatseries
      @TheCatseries 4 роки тому +4

      HypaRadarexYT #gachalifeisthenewgay

  • @s4dg
    @s4dg 4 роки тому +694

    bill wurtz posts a video called "might quit". *PANIK*
    its about quitting school. *calm*
    he doesn't post again for over a year. *PANIK*
    Edit: (cause you keep on spamming me)
    he comes back.
    (happy)

    • @RainbowHelveltica
      @RainbowHelveltica 4 роки тому +7

      hes working on a gigantic project

    • @s4dg
      @s4dg 4 роки тому +4

      @@RainbowHelveltica i know

    • @czpokeblade2839
      @czpokeblade2839 4 роки тому +4

      @@RainbowHelvelticawhat's the project?

    • @AtlasofSol
      @AtlasofSol 4 роки тому +12

      @@czpokeblade2839 it’s a song that’s over 4 minutes

    • @zin_of_zink7532
      @zin_of_zink7532 4 роки тому +3

      @@AtlasofSol holy shi-

  • @zoeycrumpler7608
    @zoeycrumpler7608 6 років тому +18718

    *You Could Make A Religion Out Of This*

  • @cd.s.82
    @cd.s.82 6 років тому +487

    "Hey, thanks for checking in
    I'm still *a piece of garbage*"

  • @yasminaelric
    @yasminaelric 6 років тому +316

    I actually thought I clicked on a bill wurtz video.
    You really confused me for like 30 seconds.

  • @robertamcallous
    @robertamcallous 3 роки тому +97

    "Well, blame something on them and go to war!"
    **explosion**
    "Let's blame the mane on Spain!"
    *so they blamed the mane on Spain.*

    • @therealbeanbot
      @therealbeanbot 3 роки тому +5

      *Maine

    • @Sl0thESP
      @Sl0thESP 3 роки тому +1

      Spain is still mad at this. -Spanish guy saying it

  • @ilikemovies22
    @ilikemovies22 6 років тому +1941

    The reason "History of the Entire World I Guess" exploded in views was because it was released the day before the 2017 World History AP test, and we all know students were searching on UA-cam "history of the world". It was no coincidence that he released it THAT day. Fantastic planning on his end.
    And yes: It is also one of the best videos ever.

    • @emilbutts6662
      @emilbutts6662 6 років тому +104

      and its like, really cool??

    • @valeria-hu8jv
      @valeria-hu8jv 6 років тому +204

      Its not the ~only~ reason it blew up. Its a very funny, well-made video that he worked really hard on.

    • @TemmieTem
      @TemmieTem 6 років тому +27

      It's the best video ever.
      Exept history of Japan and jadajada

    • @novatopaz9880
      @novatopaz9880 6 років тому +99

      Let’s be honest, that wasn’t the only reason.... It is very funny, actually educational(and applicable to more than just AP history, you could probably use this in most science classes), and has memes out the wazoo...
      Once upon a time.... Actually, never, and also now. Nothing was ever anywhere. But that’s why its been everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where. Or even a when. *That’s how every it gets*

    • @fairlysleepy
      @fairlysleepy 6 років тому

      really? nah, just youtube 'working' its magic

  • @_A23
    @_A23 5 років тому +1107

    *“Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey!”*

    • @Mustafa-Gaming
      @Mustafa-Gaming 4 роки тому +11

      ikeavirtue_ *except turkey, turkey makes a brand new turkey!*

    • @KovKov
      @KovKov 4 роки тому +7

      *Except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey*

    • @small_SHOT
      @small_SHOT 4 роки тому +5

      except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey makes a brand new turkey makes a brand new turkey makes a brand new turkey

    • @ddaymare
      @ddaymare 4 роки тому +3

      *Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey!*

    • @sigmaoverwatch1
      @sigmaoverwatch1 4 роки тому +3

      *Except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey*

  • @mclife5830
    @mclife5830 5 років тому +375

    *bill wurtz in a single bill wurtz reference:*
    Wow, that worked?

    • @demiru.2833
      @demiru.2833 5 років тому +3

      Time to conquer all of indiaaaaa
      Or most of indiaaaaaaa

    • @paulmarchi1393
      @paulmarchi1393 5 років тому

      @@demiru.2833 No one conquers the Tamil Kings

  • @FlantNevermind
    @FlantNevermind 4 роки тому +62

    Nobody:
    My brain during test:
    ~Woke up in the mornin', traveling straight into the sun~

    • @gibbous_silver
      @gibbous_silver 3 роки тому +3

      ~Told my friends and family I was gone~

    • @liemduongthanh8386
      @liemduongthanh8386 3 роки тому +1

      ~Looked back in the mirror, thought about who I had become~

    • @berdstep
      @berdstep 3 роки тому

      ~and I don't think nothing gone wrong~

    • @Poison4600IsKool2
      @Poison4600IsKool2 2 роки тому

      ~it was all good!~

  • @NaXEthan
    @NaXEthan 6 років тому +473

    you nailed that intro dude goddamn i could barely even distinguish it from the real thing

    • @athena_the_goddesss6238
      @athena_the_goddesss6238 6 років тому +6

      For a hot second I thought he got bill wurtz himself to do his own video. Which would be so meta

  • @guavagudetama6355
    @guavagudetama6355 6 років тому +1237

    Shoulda titled it history of the entire wurtz, i guess

  • @ignorethischannel6956
    @ignorethischannel6956 6 років тому +5030

    NO the sun is a deadly laser

    • @stryfeorstrife5808
      @stryfeorstrife5808 6 років тому +134

      Bob Reetz Not anymore theres a blanket

    • @Occhii_Docchii
      @Occhii_Docchii 6 років тому +111

      Now you can eat sunlight
      *TASTE THE SUN*

    • @felixkjellberg9038
      @felixkjellberg9038 6 років тому +17

      Not any more there’s a blanket

    • @rusty4847
      @rusty4847 6 років тому +42

      @@gabbls_ *No, your are a deadly lazer*

    • @nicobass759
      @nicobass759 6 років тому +22

      i can hear this comment

  • @nene_san
    @nene_san 3 роки тому +46

    I am here to say, the man has returned today!

  • @musicenthusiast5328
    @musicenthusiast5328 5 років тому +1334

    My favorite
    *Time to conquer all of India*
    .....
    *Most of India*

    • @TLG_Luke
      @TLG_Luke 5 років тому +56

      Those are the Tamil Kings. No one conquers the Tamil Kings. Who are the Tamil Kings?

    • @TLG_Luke
      @TLG_Luke 5 років тому +49

      And they've got spices

    • @leomarland3471
      @leomarland3471 5 років тому +43

      Who would like to buy the spices?

    • @cynicqlsoup7819
      @cynicqlsoup7819 5 років тому +40

      “Me,” said the Arabians, swiftly buying it and selling it to the rest of the world

    • @RishiJalukar
      @RishiJalukar 5 років тому +3

      Merchants probebly

  • @avishkumar2788
    @avishkumar2788 5 років тому +525

    "I don't think we'll be seeing him slow down"
    *might quit is uploaded*

    • @ziroxprinter
      @ziroxprinter 4 роки тому +8

      5:50

    • @MaskedJam7663
      @MaskedJam7663 4 роки тому +9

      But might quit was a music video about- neverind ima just go watch it again and listen closely to the lyrics.

    • @koidotleaf
      @koidotleaf 4 роки тому +12

      It’s mostly about quitting school but maybe there was an underlying message

    • @certifiedmonsterfucker
      @certifiedmonsterfucker 4 роки тому +4

      GamerGlitcher708 bruh, he is working on a big project and 3D animation sooo

    • @sheeptaro2108
      @sheeptaro2108 4 роки тому +1

      On his site people have asked him stuff and he said he is still working on content. Probably one of those big vids again(hopefully)

  • @johnallegood4469
    @johnallegood4469 4 роки тому +776

    Every time I see History of the Entire World, I Guess, I am obligated by law to click it

  • @arskynwolf8120
    @arskynwolf8120 4 роки тому +53

    FootofaFerret: We probably won't be seeing him slow down:
    Literally everyone: *You shouldn't have said that*

  • @taoxi3807
    @taoxi3807 4 роки тому +1010

    I'm glad I never lost hope ;u;
    *TO EVERYONE WHO THINKS HE QUIT*
    He hasn't, he said he's working on something some time ago and even two days ago he re-confirmed that he's working on it rn

  • @passetmemorrii9315
    @passetmemorrii9315 6 років тому +5289

    *The sun is a deadly lazer*

    • @oofiederp
      @oofiederp 6 років тому +233

      *Not anymore there's a blanket.*

    • @crippledmexican8487
      @crippledmexican8487 6 років тому +98

      the moon is a friendly tazer

    • @dutchman5435
      @dutchman5435 6 років тому +45

      SnowfoxIceDragon can we walk on land
      NO
      why?
      Insert your comment

    • @KrazyKoolPlays
      @KrazyKoolPlays 6 років тому +10

      i love bill wurtz lol

    • @TheOshawottWoman
      @TheOshawottWoman 6 років тому +72

      *You Could Make a Religion Out Of This*

  • @jon8015
    @jon8015 6 років тому +239

    *Skips 10 seconds*
    “BILL WURTZ...”
    *Skips 10 more seconds*
    “BILL DECIDED TO...”
    *Skips another 10 seconds*
    “BILL KINDA...”
    o shit I have like 3 comments on 3 different vids that have a ton of likes ty

  • @Inkbower
    @Inkbower 4 роки тому +54

    Legend has it that bill is make a history about the entire universe

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 5 років тому +160

    “I wanna go on an acid trip without going on acid.”
    Bill Wurtz: Here.

  • @Abelitro
    @Abelitro 5 років тому +4166

    Lets make a religion out of Bill Wurtz

  • @foxlyticalxd2562
    @foxlyticalxd2562 4 роки тому +1597

    Mom: Go outside.
    Me: no.
    Mom: why?
    Me: *ThE SuN IS A DeADly LAzeR*

    • @idioticapple4595
      @idioticapple4595 4 роки тому +81

      Mom:No there’s a blanket

    • @ScalyRaptor1944
      @ScalyRaptor1944 4 роки тому +9

      Especially in Georgia

    • @brito7175
      @brito7175 4 роки тому +15

      @@idioticapple4595 him: nO it has a hole in it

    • @serenaisproblem
      @serenaisproblem 4 роки тому +15

      🎶 Not anymore there's a blanket 🎶

    • @TalksOfLife1
      @TalksOfLife1 4 роки тому +4

      Not anymore there’s a blaaanket

  • @q.mattson8584
    @q.mattson8584 4 роки тому +17

    “History of the entire world, I guess“ is how I’m doing so well in AP World History

  • @iduke2022
    @iduke2022 6 років тому +291

    That history of the entire world I guess video came out the day before my AP world exam which was unbelievably clutch

    • @kaptainsalty7335
      @kaptainsalty7335 6 років тому +1

      Ivan beutel what was her response?

    • @meghanfarrell345
      @meghanfarrell345 6 років тому

      iDuke 20 LMAO I USED IT TO STUDY

    • @DragonFang409
      @DragonFang409 6 років тому

      Nico Nicoleee honestly I wish my teacher was cool enough to watch this

    • @xx-sg8wx
      @xx-sg8wx 6 років тому +1

      we watched it in class. 25 freshmen, uncensored. it was great.

    • @wichjr
      @wichjr 6 років тому

      Lucky you, i took that test 12 years ago and it remain the hardest test i ever took

  • @Anasyub
    @Anasyub 6 років тому +192

    HOLY CRAP 2002???? NO WAY...BILL IS ACTUALLY OG
    hes honestly just a genius, we dont deserve him. so glad he exists in this community honestly

    • @nostylenograce
      @nostylenograce 5 років тому +2

      true that i love his 2014 videos

    • @MrOliverK
      @MrOliverK 2 роки тому +2

      @@nostylenograce yeah sometimes i wish he still made jingles

  • @quaishan5628
    @quaishan5628 5 років тому +191

    “He’ll never slow down”
    A while later
    “I think I might quit”

  • @emmaj8337
    @emmaj8337 4 роки тому +12

    I honestly think that bill wurtz should make a separate channel for education. He wouldn’t need to change his style, but he could make more history videos and include the important details. As a student, his history videos are the only history videos on UA-cam that i learn anything from. I would actually love it and use it

  • @RyGames-iq5ko
    @RyGames-iq5ko 4 роки тому +237

    “Time to conquer india. Or most of india” “whoes at the bottem?” “The tamal Kings, nobody conquers the tamal Kong’s” “who are tamal kings?” “Merchants probably”

    • @nazmiazhari9538
      @nazmiazhari9538 4 роки тому +17

      "And they've got spices!!"

    • @williswild4586
      @williswild4586 4 роки тому +16

      “Who would like to buy the spices?”

    • @aaronmoore3449
      @aaronmoore3449 4 роки тому +18

      @@williswild4586 ""Me" said the Arabians"

    • @shaff8512
      @shaff8512 4 роки тому +9

      It's *Tamil Kings

    • @frost3360
      @frost3360 4 роки тому +5

      *🎶An they got spices🎶*

  • @Master_Therion
    @Master_Therion 6 років тому +2405

    A brief history of the entire world, I guess.

    • @nebuori
      @nebuori 6 років тому +14

      and pinned

    • @miika5158
      @miika5158 6 років тому +4

      I love this comment

    • @wynautvideos4263
      @wynautvideos4263 6 років тому +2

      XD

    • @caldercockatoo2234
      @caldercockatoo2234 6 років тому +2

      Master Therion, You need more likes! And a pin! And a heart!

    • @oke.565
      @oke.565 6 років тому

      suicide season was their best album

  • @aledottv
    @aledottv 5 років тому +405

    "Can we go on land?"
    "NO"
    "Why?"
    *ThE SuN iS a DeAdLy LaZer"

    • @itsanglethatgachaguy5012
      @itsanglethatgachaguy5012 5 років тому +5

      NOT ANYMORE THERES GLOBAL WARMING

    • @francy3643
      @francy3643 4 роки тому +3

      _______________________________________________
      The blanket

    • @ronswanson7289
      @ronswanson7289 4 роки тому +2

      ------------------------------------------ not any more theirs a blanket

    • @ZeldaLord1
      @ZeldaLord1 4 роки тому +1

      ~~~~not anymore there’s a blanket!~~~~~~

    • @reedlowl
      @reedlowl 4 роки тому +1

      Come on, animals!
      Let's go on land!

  • @papairplane
    @papairplane 4 роки тому +12

    THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER-
    not anymore, there’s a blanket-

  • @robby8841
    @robby8841 6 років тому +1978

    We can make a religion out of Bill

    • @cumaproto9466
      @cumaproto9466 6 років тому +119

      No don't.

    • @walpol3
      @walpol3 6 років тому +25

      Radioactivechickenishere why not?

    • @RDSk0
      @RDSk0 6 років тому +16

      no dont

    • @nigit7451
      @nigit7451 6 років тому +2

      LSU Cyndaquil The biggest baller, I billieve

    • @bluestEmerald
      @bluestEmerald 6 років тому +8

      No dont

  • @deco_boi
    @deco_boi 5 років тому +1027

    Hey can we go on land yet?
    *NO*
    why?
    *'CAUSE THE SUN'S A DEADLY LAZER*
    Oh ok
    *not anymore there a blanket*

  • @miatra4954
    @miatra4954 6 років тому +1298

    holy shit I never actually thought this would happen

    • @LostSwiftpaw
      @LostSwiftpaw 6 років тому +5

      miatra
      *Nice profile picture you got there òwó*

    • @miatra4954
      @miatra4954 6 років тому +1

      why thank you

    • @ProtoAno
      @ProtoAno 6 років тому +2

      you could make a religion out of this

    • @azenzioanthony
      @azenzioanthony 6 років тому

      True

    • @Obsi399
      @Obsi399 6 років тому

      No one thought bill wurtz would happen either

  • @punnequraq
    @punnequraq 3 роки тому +12

    “I don’t think he’s ever going to slow down”
    *proceeds to fall off the face of the earth for a year to learn blender*

  • @GoldiePanda
    @GoldiePanda 6 років тому +2741

    A surprise, but a pleasant one

    • @dreamvisitor
      @dreamvisitor 6 років тому +3

      Indeed. Quite the serendipity.

    • @dragossarbu6556
      @dragossarbu6556 6 років тому +53

      General Misquoti!

    • @LMMSkits
      @LMMSkits 6 років тому +36

      *But a welcome one

    • @HMan12345
      @HMan12345 6 років тому +52

      "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."

    • @sandwich434
      @sandwich434 6 років тому +5

      Senator Amidala

  • @cameron9385
    @cameron9385 6 років тому +200

    I never expected this to be a brief history. But... This is amazing

  • @TheSeanUhTron
    @TheSeanUhTron 6 років тому +398

    I would've been an A+ student in History class if it was nothing but Bill Wurtz videos.

    • @mildax2155
      @mildax2155 5 років тому +6

      Grade A under A perhaps *shake my giant chin*

  • @taetyo
    @taetyo 3 роки тому +13

    The video summed up: bill wurtz is a legend that makes music and also knows the history of the world

  • @StefanVeenstra
    @StefanVeenstra 6 років тому +154

    I love Bill Wurtz' video's for the sheer quirkiness of them.
    That's how UA-cam started off: a video sharing platform, posting video's of what we love, laugh and are passionate about.
    A hobbyist site, nothing like a career choice at the time.
    Professionalism and consistency may improve the quality of one's content, it may also tip the balance from passionate to pretentious.
    The latter can cause a shift in attitude that can disconnect from the core audience and ultimately lead to a channels downfall.

    • @pauliefox2077
      @pauliefox2077 6 років тому +2

      Yeah but then there are channels like Vanoss who are very passionate about making the videos and still make a lot of money off them while incorporating jokes about monetization and the 10 minutes you need to have midrolls and trying to incorporate the midrolls themselves into the jokes.

    • @AkiUwUx3
      @AkiUwUx3 Рік тому

      @@pauliefox2077 can you still claim that 4 years later

  • @mel-yk8mj
    @mel-yk8mj 5 років тому +330

    Me: *_you could make a religion out of-_*
    Mind: *_no don't_*

  • @mysteryman313
    @mysteryman313 4 роки тому +304

    *Sees the comment section*
    Some dude: *"You Could Make A Religion Out Of This"*
    Some other dude: *"No Don't"*
    Me: *"No Please Do"*

    • @bettyderege
      @bettyderege 4 роки тому +3

      Ive alreDy MaDe OnE heHe its CalLeD BiLliCiDe

    • @dkitzef8955
      @dkitzef8955 4 роки тому +1

      Me: and maybe conquer the world as well

  • @ixel_bunny
    @ixel_bunny 3 роки тому +9

    honestly this makes me realize how much effort bill has put into his videos and my respect for him has just gained lol

  • @madman407708
    @madman407708 6 років тому +1304

    And yet the *day goes on, goes on*

  • @lynbyn9078
    @lynbyn9078 6 років тому +213

    How dare you just throw the Vessel album at me like that

    • @maladaptvs
      @maladaptvs 6 років тому +3

      lynbyn Was looking for this comment 😂

  • @isabellali8178
    @isabellali8178 6 років тому +1646

    "can we go on land yet?" *no* "why?" *tHe sUN iS a dEAdLy laZEr*
    Edit: wOaH tHAt's a LOt oF LiKEs tHanKS gUys

    • @Bellapupper
      @Bellapupper 6 років тому +25

      Not anymore there's a blanket

    • @TheAvram25
      @TheAvram25 6 років тому +8

      Oh ok

    • @jake3857
      @jake3857 6 років тому +5

      The SUN IS a DeAdlY LaZeR

    • @alemcelik4544
      @alemcelik4544 6 років тому +3

      Ben Mcdowall you could make a relligion out of this! Don.. do it JUST DO IT

    • @sammieegoldwand
      @sammieegoldwand 6 років тому +2

      not anymore theres a blanket

  • @BX--nq6gf
    @BX--nq6gf 4 роки тому +14

    'I don't see him slowing down any time soon'
    Bill wurtz: last uploaded 2 years ago

  • @kys7407
    @kys7407 5 років тому +56

    bill wurtz back then: *back together*
    bill wurtz now: *broken*

    • @RainbowHelveltica
      @RainbowHelveltica 4 роки тому +1

      then 2222 happens and hes whole again XD

    • @theblackrat4207
      @theblackrat4207 4 роки тому

      How are those subscribers?
      *Bigger And There's More Of Them*

  • @S_whoelse
    @S_whoelse 4 роки тому +252

    "Can we see him irl?"
    " *no* "
    "why"
    " *bill is a deadly Lazer* "

  • @sugar-rice
    @sugar-rice 6 років тому +460

    You could make a religion out of this

  • @Snakeybus
    @Snakeybus Рік тому +2

    "I don't see him slowing down anytime soon"
    bill wurtz less than a year later: *stops uploading for 2 years*

  • @Lazulite
    @Lazulite 6 років тому +92

    It took me a second to realize I wasn't watching Bill wurtz' videos

  • @plainblocks2
    @plainblocks2 5 років тому +122

    knock knock. It's the United States, they have guns and boats, gun boats

    • @Nylonical_Nonsense72
      @Nylonical_Nonsense72 4 роки тому +6

      Open the country,stop having it be closed

    • @venezuelaballmapping5140
      @venezuelaballmapping5140 4 роки тому +4

      There was nothing they could do, so they filled a contract that lets United States, Great Britain, and Russia visit anytime.

    • @pongit2385
      @pongit2385 4 роки тому +2

      That sucks, this sucks

  • @caiusthepro9813
    @caiusthepro9813 5 років тому +229

    THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER.

    • @Sbinott0
      @Sbinott0 5 років тому +10

      Not anymore there's a blanket

    • @ProfessorYana
      @ProfessorYana 5 років тому +1

      @@Sbinott0 Hey, animals, let's go on land!

    • @cherryblossom135
      @cherryblossom135 5 років тому +1

      @@ProfessorYana there's no food yet so I don't Care

    • @DullFool
      @DullFool 5 років тому

      Dakota Leavitt 100 million years later

    • @crispyfilms3983
      @crispyfilms3983 5 років тому +1

      Dakota Leavitt ok will you learn to walk if there’s plants up here?
      “Maybe” said some bugs, and fish.
      *5,000,000 years later
      “Ok so I can go on land but I have to go back into the water to HAVE BABIES”
      Learn to use an egg
      I was already doing that
      Use a stronger egg
      Put water in the egg
      Have a baby in the egg, in the water, on land, in the water
      Works for me
      BYE BYEEE OCEAN

  • @shaddjimenez4524
    @shaddjimenez4524 4 роки тому +21

    as we speak, the genius himself is working on a massive project. 😂

  • @ghostie_q
    @ghostie_q 5 років тому +174

    Knock knock
    Get the door it's:
    *R E L I G I O N*

  • @mellobunno
    @mellobunno 6 років тому +162

    Should've made the intro
    *"Oh, hi, thanks for checking in, I'm sTILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE"*

    • @wendyoliver7059
      @wendyoliver7059 6 років тому

      That Big Beastly Miner yes

    • @donsancho6690
      @donsancho6690 6 років тому

      And then make it unoriginal + take away the fun of making his own thing to show you a meme you have already seen.
      Sounds good

    • @mellobunno
      @mellobunno 6 років тому

      r/whoosh

    • @donsancho6690
      @donsancho6690 6 років тому

      r/wooosh*
      Also, how did I get woooshed exactly?

  • @Muradachi
    @Muradachi 5 років тому +129

    *comments a quote from history of the entire world*
    "So how many likes do I get?"
    *Yes*

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML 5 років тому +2

      Not quote, no likes

    • @aquasama588
      @aquasama588 4 роки тому +4

      @@Flash4ML LMAO, We could make a religion out of this.

    • @TaxEvasion1452
      @TaxEvasion1452 4 роки тому +1

      No. Yes. Go to jail

  • @maraalexandrasuditu5989
    @maraalexandrasuditu5989 4 роки тому +4

    Honestly, its one of my favorite channels ever. The creativity and his way of not following any trend and doing his own thing its truly amazing. His style of music is original, as well as editing, time for each video, lyrics and how most of them don't make sense but they also do somehow... I truly admire him. Most people do what famous people do so they become famous as well. And it usually doesn't work. It totally didn't work for him either with his style.. At first. But he kept trying and trying without changing a thing BUT he made his first hit and that's where it started. Everyone famous started at 0 and worked their way up. Pewdiepie, Mr. Beast, Charlie D'amelio, Sssniperwolf, James Charles, Billie Eilish, BTS, 5 minute crafts, and whoever you consider famous. They didn't just born famous.
    Moral of the story: do your own thing, be creative and NEVER lose hope. You will get what you want one day and you will be so thankful that you kept trying. DONT GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!

  • @sylveoncovers4603
    @sylveoncovers4603 5 років тому +38

    "I don't think he'll be slowing down anytime soon"
    You jinxed it footofaferret. Ya jinxed it.

  • @jensnys8973
    @jensnys8973 6 років тому +135

    History of the entire world i guess is a fricing masterpiece

    • @salt9198
      @salt9198 5 років тому

      Thamk 4 the kind sensorship goos christan boi

    • @duschgel8960
      @duschgel8960 5 років тому +1

      Well history of Japan is my favorite though.

  • @halodragonmaster
    @halodragonmaster 6 років тому +25

    8:33 "thank you."
    Best speech ever.

  • @bandfan27
    @bandfan27 3 роки тому +3

    7:23
    I gasped when I saw M A N I A , it just came out of nowhere and I was so happy to see FOB pop up in this video

  • @frog_grotto
    @frog_grotto 5 років тому +50

    *the sun is a deadly laser*
    Not anymore, there’s a blanketttt

  • @soymilk6466
    @soymilk6466 5 років тому +213

    hi, im steve
    i have a car
    its in a tree
    *just kidding my name isn’t steve*

  • @jacklandismusic
    @jacklandismusic 5 років тому +9

    Bill Wurtz deserves the recognition he’s getting, and I’m so proud of him! He’s such a cool and unique musician, animator, and artist in general. I’m glad his history videos took off the way they did, and I’m honestly really pleasantly surprised people looked beyond them to the rest of his content. It may not be the 5-10 minute videos that so heavily saturate UA-cam, but it’s a huge catalogue of short little jazzy snippets that are all well worth checking out!

  • @rapidlyvids
    @rapidlyvids Рік тому +4

    “you can’t outwurtz bill wurtz”

  • @kepnoodles
    @kepnoodles 5 років тому +231

    Everyone is talking about “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!” And “You can make a religion out of this”... But, I have a proposition.
    New sht just got made!

    • @ch4ri0t28
      @ch4ri0t28 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah and you know what new shit is being made?
      It's religion

    • @lucidhighway4403
      @lucidhighway4403 4 роки тому +6

      But first...
      It's Tonga time

    • @anaseissa643
      @anaseissa643 4 роки тому +3

      Well in that case, i guess we'll have to find another way to india

    • @coffee_wizard3515
      @coffee_wizard3515 4 роки тому +1

      New memes just got made

    • @foundationgamer9771
      @foundationgamer9771 3 роки тому +1

      F now every memes dead

  • @captaincygni2162
    @captaincygni2162 5 років тому +129

    it's a bird
    it's a plane
    *IT'S THE SELJUK TURKS!*

  • @RpMReloaded
    @RpMReloaded 6 років тому +64

    "The history of the World I guess" is how I studied before the AP World Exam.

  • @thisistheonlynameavailable2742
    @thisistheonlynameavailable2742 4 роки тому +25

    And then he left when we needed him the most

  • @boopdog5524
    @boopdog5524 6 років тому +86

    He beat the Olympics in trending with his box video lol

  • @tibasproductions7267
    @tibasproductions7267 5 років тому +2261

    Comments a quote from "history of the entire world"
    *GETS HUNDREDS OF LIKES*

  • @personpacman7439
    @personpacman7439 6 років тому +856

    Hey, thanks for checking in
    *IM STILL A PIECE OF GAARBAGEEEEEEEE*

    • @sydissupercool
      @sydissupercool 6 років тому +6

      Whoa I didn't know that he made that

    • @jamievanburen659
      @jamievanburen659 6 років тому

      Your Basic Gamer ,in case you didn't know. Same!

    • @dualitygrief576
      @dualitygrief576 5 років тому

      When I heard this I thought they were the same person
      I was correct :D

    • @idontusethis1101
      @idontusethis1101 5 років тому +1

      Adithya Nair no, please, don’t.

    • @AliciaGarcia123
      @AliciaGarcia123 5 років тому

      Person Pacman wooooooaaaah just found out that he made that

  • @ug08real
    @ug08real 4 роки тому +11

    "I don't think we'll be seeing him slow down anytime soon..."
    It's so ironic that the last video that was posted was only made 6 days ago at the time );

  • @JoshEvo
    @JoshEvo 6 років тому +52

    Bill Wurtz is truly a man who was before his time and will always be a man before his time. Who knows what this prophet will drop next time that will get him on the trending page? Only Bill knows and only time will tell.

  • @brostrod
    @brostrod 4 роки тому +170

    2020: bill is nowhere to be seen
    Edit:
    2021: *RETURN OF THE KING*

    • @DanteTheBreadGoddess
      @DanteTheBreadGoddess 4 роки тому +9

      BroCraft don’t worry, he had some timer somewhere (i think it is on his website), and someone on Reddit calculated that his next video will be on April 30th.

    • @justayeet5905
      @justayeet5905 4 роки тому +4

      Danké boi lies it is sad times

    • @uclinhvu5041
      @uclinhvu5041 4 роки тому

      Danké boi it's july

    • @iGoNorth
      @iGoNorth 4 роки тому +1

      :[

    • @dapbeanie5961
      @dapbeanie5961 4 роки тому +1

      :(

  • @NflameBoiz
    @NflameBoiz 5 років тому +75

    No one:
    Bill wurtz: I want to eat some blades of grass

  • @quakeknight9680
    @quakeknight9680 3 роки тому +1

    The most entertaining UA-camr with no context on his videos.