I lived in the town where Clive Palmer tried to start a dinosaur park and when someone burnt down the big dinosaur statue, the headline of the local paper was “Jurassic Spark” and that’s all I ever think about when his name is mentioned
Didn't he just leave the dinosaurs as well? How the hell did he think that park would work? Yeah come and check out my stationary dinosaur statues that don't do shit. That man is a national embarrassment 😂 I also remember FriendlyJordies calling him a Fatty Mcfuckface and Clive tried to sue. I will never get over it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Australian here. Clive Palmer is INSANE. He tried to run for prime minister for a long time and one year got like 3 votes. He also said he was going to make a real life Jurassic park. Hes been trying to do this for awhile.
I've met enough Australians to say that almost everyone who has ever run for PM is unanimously deemed an insane freak by the public, and the fact that Australian politics is so fundamentally fucked is a part of the country's personality at this point. If you don't believe me... why don't you just hold a... *plebiscite*
Wait till they discover he ran for prime minister. He’s literally like trump in 2000. Which doesn’t bode well for the federal elections from 37-40 but we can worry about that later
Australian here. Clive Palmer's super yacht recently had major issues and almost smashed into a rock this year. Its currently "resting" in the local Marina on the Gold Coast, and my dog takes his morning dump right in front of it most mornings. But Titanic 2 should be right no drama
As an Australian, I regret to inform you that this is just the tip of the iceberg of Clive Palmer lore (we are deeply embarrassed by him yet we keep giving him attention)
Happy your talking about Clive Palmer…back in 2018 he tried running for Prime Minister and invested millions into wall-to-wall ads for his campaign and didn’t win a single thing.
omg Kaveh would rip his hair out if he heard about this bullshit. rich people building stupid things for the fuck of it is like 1/5 of his hangout event. i cant believe they made genshin impact in real life
Frankly I’m genuinely surprised that some mega corporation hasn’t already manufactured a complete replica of the Titanic as a cruise ship. They’d make absolute bank.
There was a Chinese scale replica being built. It was basically abandoned during construction years ago, leaving it to rot unfinished in a dry dock. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romandisea_Titanic I haven’t finished the video yet so idk if it’s mentioned
Fun fact, the titanic was actually a “sequel” to its first sister ship “RMS Olympic”. Olympic did collide with the “HMS Hawk” (another ship) but luckily didn’t sink, making the “unsinkable” claims even stronger. Thereafter came the titanic (who we all know) and lastly came the third sister ship named“Britannic”, who unfortunately sailed into a mine, being the second one of the three sisters, to sink. Working on all these ships was the maid Violet Jessop, who miraculously survived all three incidents and went on to be called “Miss unsinkable” (Let me know if I got any information wrong)
@@moonriverinc7896 German ships laid sea mines throughout the Mediterranean Sea. HMHS Britannic, a hospital ship en route to pick up some wounded from a Grecian port city, travelled through the Kea Channel and encountered one, which tore a gaping hole in her side. It twisted her frame and knocked her wireless cables from the masts. She may have survived as she was built to withstand 6 compartments flooded (which is a lot, as even modern ships today are still commonly built to withstand 2 to 3 flooding compartments). Sadly, there were open portholes due to the heat that let in excessive water, so she sank in 55 minutes. There were 30 deaths, most caused by the turning propellers, which prematurely launched boats could not avoid. She hadn't actually picked up the wounded, yet, so I can't imagine how many would have died if she were filled to capacity with soldiers.
Hey, maritime engineer here! In modern ships, you have things called 'bulkheads' in the inside of the hull. It devides the inside of the ship into smaller parts, so if the ship were to collide, only a part of the hull would fill with water. Unless there's an entire rip from bow to midship, she'll be able to remain afloat until reaching the closest port!
@@LostStarzOfTheSky Not unless the ship is actively sinking. The captain will call out a general safety alarm, calling everyone out to the lifeboat with their life vests, but that’s just a precaution until they figure out if they can get to port safely. Abandoning ship is ALWAYS a last resort, since chance of survival are very low.
@@fishfingers780 Nah, he's probably right about having money. For some reason "bankrupt" millionaires and billionaires are always somehow simultaneously still filthy rich...
@@libbybutstrongeryeah they were not allowed to go into some areas locked off by small gates and like bars I think? But I could be remembering wrong feel free to correct me
@janfgfdx5165 The movie shows that. It's halfway true. 3rd class passengers were allowed into lifeboats just after the higher classes left on lifeboats.
@@janfgfdx5165they weren’t blocked off, it’s just that a lot of them weren’t familiar with the upper decks and by the time they figured it out most of the life boats were already gone
This video coming a few days after it became known a billionaire's planning on making a new submarine to look at the Titanic to prove Oceangate was a fluke really is perfection
Rich people, already obsessed with the Titanic for no fucking discernible reason, have latched onto the ship (and especially the submarine incident) as some kind of anti-woke talking point. I can only guess that they've invested their lives and ill-gotten gains into this imaginary crusade because being billionaires, they have no real problems whatsoever.
I think we can let billionaires build ships named after historical disasters but only if they're confined to forever living on said ship for the remainder of their lives.
i love how when danny tries to speak with an australian accent, he sounds like mark renton from trainspotting, with the heaviest scottish accent known to man
@@aeddiefarmerthe smallpox bit was actually surprisingly good considering how hard our accent is to imitate, but not only that, I’m way more stoked to hear about Clive than I think I’ve ever been. Mainly cause we get the chance for all of us to inform Danny’s fans that he’s a massive dickhead. Now that I think about it, Australia doesn’t get as much play on these channels as it should… only John Oliver covered the various Abbot weirdnesses, I feel like that’d be a fun cultural dive.
"It's a lot more fun to do the Titanic than it is to sit at home and count my money" is a WILD thing to admit to saying, much less quote directly on your website. That sentence alone just convinced me to invest money into developing stronger icebergs.
@@felicitas.c. I mean having no moral compass is how they got that rich, makes me want to throw away all my morals because all it's gotten me is hoping one day I can buy a house.
Honestly, I wish more of them would try to build big boats. The stuff the others are pursuing ("population control", manipulation/mind control, tracking, etc.) are far worse.
Even if he did build a cruise ship named after the Titanic, they could never actually replicate the experience. Even 3rd class passengers had a better meal experience than what we're used to. 1st class had like 8-course meals. They had smoking rooms. They had huge ballrooms with furniture made of noble woods that can't even be commercialized now. There was SO much that any sane investor would deem unnecessary today. There's a great little series on Tasting History about the meals on the Titanic and everything is so wildly luxurious it sounds unreal.
I was thinking the same thing! Honestly I'd love to go to a restaurant that recreates the experience and dining areas. Not on the water though, just on land thanks -Eva
"Oh my God, we've got smallpox," at 10:43 may not be in a good Australian accent, as you observed, but it was a pretty good Ringo Starr, in my opinion.
i wasn't thinking "how could the titanic get a sequel it's a historical movie", i was thinking "how could the titanic get a sequel, the movie's 26 years old now which means Leonardo di Caprio is NO longer interested"
Well, a lot of people don’t like cancelling because the consequences to peoples actions are often unpredictable, unproportional, and misguided when done through cancellation
i hate it because of how far it's been taken, even i have been cancelled over personal grudges people had for me and i certainly do acknowledge when i do something wrong. half the time it's completely unnecessary, people have taken it way too far. it just became a vendetta thing rather than genuinely holding people accountable for problematic behavior. people lie a lot to make someone look bad or completely blow things out of proportion. conceptually and in many instances like this, you're right. it's a good idea in theory but in practice it's gotten out of hand in recent years. just adding in some extra nuance is all, not everyone who has been cancelled is a bad person it's a case by case thing by now.
i hyperfixated on titanic tragedy for many years, watched documentaries about it and read books, and it's so funny to me how danny is like "was it the structural flaw?? why did titanic sink???". like i forgot that it's not common knowledge and most people think about it like "big boat meets an iceberg and boom"
Seconded, I also forgot that people don't understand what happened with it. For me, though, it's because my brother likes to lecture me about vehicles.
you should definitely elaborate on what you thought was common knowledge, that way those losers who don’t know anything abt boats understand (i am losers, idk what went wrong with titanic)
@@mr.bingusthecat i'm no expert but i think the common knowledge aspect of it is that there was a combo of very poor decision making on the part of the captain, bad luck, the fact that they hit the iceberg from the side and not head-on (it was better fortified for head-on collisions) so it tore open a big hole, and this meant that watertight compartments inside the ship (intended to keep it afloat even if it was stove in and a few of them flooded) filled with water and bc they weren't properly sealed at the top the water overflowed as the ship tilted and flooded more than just the compartments where the hole was, so that it sank. also there were issues with the lifeboats obviously. but if op has corrections/more info they defs know more than me haha i just worked on boats for a while and this is what i heard
SAME LOL wasn't it that the watertight bulkheads didn't go up high enough, so the water just spilled over and it was said she could float with like 3 compartments filled or something but since they weren't high enough they just kept filling with water until the whole ship was brought down
@@nullskey8370 Honestly, as soon as Danny got Palmer's "antidote to woke politics" quote, I nearly laughed myself into a coughing fit. I guess that's what I get for eating a non-mash meal over UA-cam, like a woke beta simp.
2:58 no please Danny you don’t understand the titanic was prepared for every other disaster except the one that it met. If ONE less water tight chamber making up the ships hull had been spared from the sideswiping iceberg (or if they had seen it to begin with) it may not have sunk. The titanic is a tragedy because it is a testament to hubris. They believed the ship wasn’t sinkable, until it ran into the one thing capable of sinking it.
Even worse is that clive palmer is a national figure in australia. He has his own political party, and won a seat in the aussie house of reps in 2013. He also spent billions in 2019 to win, but failed to gain a single seat
@@r3negadex thing is that culturally australians are not fans of ultra-rich people, so people like gina rinehart and clive palmer just don't have the cultural cachet of trump. also, because of the parliamentary system and compulsory voting, outsiders with small but very enthusiastic bases (like the maga crowd) just don't have a prayer here, if they could even get a foot in the door in the first place
lmao when he said "when men and women looked at each other differently" I was like lol yeah because things were so great for women back then. Then he said "antidote to woke politics" and I was like oh yeah no, he's actually just straight up yearning for when sexism was chill.
@@TheLukeHines at first I gave him the benefit of the doubt and thought he was like romanticizing the past and stuff, but then all the other stuff made me realize, it’s exactly what you said lol
13:21 Hit the nail on the head, Danny. Clive Palmer is the guy who ran on the political slogan "make Australia great again" and is hosting Tucker Carlson to do live shows in Australia.
Have we not learnt? That name IS cursed, Danny😭 two horrific events have happened under that name. I, at least, hope the new titanic (if it ever actually gets completed) takes a different route to the first time
There was an entire episode of Doctor Who where the Doctor ends up in the future on a space cruise liner that crashes basically BECAUSE it's called the Titanic. And yes, I know that's fiction but still.
It's so insane how a big message in Jurassic Park is that a park full of bloodthirsty dinosaurs probably shouldn't actually be made, and that it hinges on the self-serving desires of the elite, and billionaires for however long have looked at it and thought "yeah... I SHOULD do that..."
They think that they'll be able to do it better, that things won't go so catastrophically wrong for them because they've seen the movie, so they "learned" from it
Between musk, oceangate, and no doubt a third thing I'm likely forgetting, I'm starting to think engineering skill just goes down in inverse proportion to one's bank account.
@@la_sn3ak3r19except for the cybertruck. Those guys are already rusting. And the pedals (pedal covers, to be more precise) are falling off, causing uncontrollable acceleration.
I was so confused as to why everyone was commenting on Clive Palmer being here....until I realised this is an area outside Australia, and he is still being noticed, I think I have just grown to ignore and block it out after he was texting everyone constantly 😆
"Before they had the current year system, they would describe events happening as in the time of a particular king ruling" Danny, we're still doing that
As someone who worked on a cruise ship that’s hit a small iceberg and we had no issue I can confirm that it depends on the size of the ice. Also I encourage you to look up the Costa Concordia to anyone who says the captain goes down with the ship 🫣
Honestly it’s kinda a miracle the Titanic even stayed afloat for as long as it did and it has to do with where the iceberg hit her and the craftsmanship. A lot of people tend to make jokes about how fast it sank but she stayed afloat for nearly three hours which allowed the crew to get as many people as they could into the lifeboats.
This!! It’s unclear whether they would have even been able to load more lifeboats even if there had been the proper amount. Obv ships should have enough for everyone, but it’s possible it wouldn’t have made a difference.
Exactly, and even those 2 hours and 40 minutes were not enough to launch all of the boats she did carry. It's a miracle she stayed on a relatively even keel, too. Lifeboats are useless if a ship capsizes.
@@SaraRoseVaughan YES! Like they weren’t able to get the lifeboats they did have all launched. Even if they had the right amount, no shot they would’ve been able to get everyone in them. And yeah, it’s incredible how evenly the Titanic sank allowing the boats to be lowered, even if it was crookedly
I was watching some documentary about the Titanic, and it suggested that the Titanic could have possibly taken the hit because it might have been a head-on strike in the beginning which it had been built to be able to take some if not all damage from, but their attempts to avoid it made it scrape and tear along the side, instead of supposedly just hit and rebound from the nose with minor damage, so there's that.
Also the grand central staircase took up so much room they reduced one of the main air pockets, decreasing the amount of water it could take on and causing it to sink faster
@@randomtinypotatocried i cant say i played it bc he’s a bit of a prick but from memory of all the ads (he had way too many running) it was a supermario style thing with him defeating all the politicians 😭
Yeah, the sequel was called the Brittanic which launched in 1914 but was sunk on a mine on the Greek coast in 1916 while serving as a hospital ship. But there was also a prequel called the Olympic which was launched in 1911 and scrapped in 1935.
the best part about this is that someone else is working on a titanic submarine 2 too, so i guess we gotta wait 100 years for the submarine to be launched.
The guy at 7:00 is Paul Barry, he does a show here in Australia called Media watch which is aired on the public broadcaster the ABC. It highlights how the media stories of the week were misrepresented or misreported etc. Brilliant show
11:59 Fun fact! If someone says, "You know what I mean" whenever you ask them to define something... they have no idea what they're talking about. Anyway. Completely unrelated, but I am sure the guy who keeps using the word 'woke' surely knows what it means...
12:48 actually if they are being authentic there isn’t a toilet out of frame, they only had communal bathrooms. Even some rooms in First Class had no private bathroom, only a select few plus the Captain did.
Honestly I would love to pay to experience a tour of the titanic at full scale, maybe stay overnight while it’s PARKED, view maybe a museum inside/historically accurate areas. That would be awesome. But actually take a trip in it? No. Absolutely not lol
As far as I’m aware it’s not in a replica boat, but there IS a visitor attraction (tour/museum/etc) for the Titanic in Belfast (just search up ‘Titanic Belfast’ to find it lol), which is in Northern Ireland and is the place where the Titanic was built!
The RMS Queen Mary is docked in Long Beach California (near LA)! Giant ocean steam liner, I think about twice the size of the Titanic? Built in the 1930s, and all that historic decor is still preserved. The boat was permanently docked there in the 1960s, and now operates as a hotel. They do tours and stuff, and there is a museum on board. If you're ever in the area, I highly recommend checking it out!!
As an Australian I love the Clive Palmer lore, you should look up the dinosaurs he put on his golf course and now he tried to make his own dinosaur society.
@@niraxlevi9930 Honestly! Plus there are much cooler historical ships that people could recreate that don't have these ties to a real life tragedy. People are obsessed with it BECAUSE so many people died and that infuriates me tbh
I lived in the town where Clive Palmer tried to start a dinosaur park and when someone burnt down the big dinosaur statue, the headline of the local paper was “Jurassic Spark” and that’s all I ever think about when his name is mentioned
oh my god that's hilarious
Coolum resort my fave place ever until that supervillain ruined it
this connection has me howling wtf
Didn't he just leave the dinosaurs as well? How the hell did he think that park would work? Yeah come and check out my stationary dinosaur statues that don't do shit. That man is a national embarrassment 😂
I also remember FriendlyJordies calling him a Fatty Mcfuckface and Clive tried to sue. I will never get over it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Excuse me? Is there more? Please tell Danny all lore right away we must know
Australian here. Clive Palmer is INSANE. He tried to run for prime minister for a long time and one year got like 3 votes. He also said he was going to make a real life Jurassic park. Hes been trying to do this for awhile.
lol
as a non aussie, he seems like australias donald trump... except the aussies didnt put up with his shit
So THAT'S what he needs the 300bil for 😂
Well said
I've met enough Australians to say that almost everyone who has ever run for PM is unanimously deemed an insane freak by the public, and the fact that Australian politics is so fundamentally fucked is a part of the country's personality at this point.
If you don't believe me... why don't you just hold a... *plebiscite*
it's so much fun watching people outside of Australia discover Clive Palmer
And now Danny needs to watch the unhinged and hilarious rants of Bob Katter
Wait till they discover he ran for prime minister. He’s literally like trump in 2000. Which doesn’t bode well for the federal elections from 37-40 but we can worry about that later
omg yes i feel like im being let in on some crazy Australian lore
We're all so caught up in our own insane, revolting multi-millionare freakshow men that we neglect the ones in other countries
@@kudamonokaze7619 I mean I'm just brainstorming here but it sounds like one strategically placed iceberg might help
When I was studying in Australia, I remember seeing an ad for Clive Palmer when he was running for office. He is, in fact, a supervillain.
Omg facts!
did NOT expect to see you here, hi queen 😭
Australian here. Clive Palmer's super yacht recently had major issues and almost smashed into a rock this year. Its currently "resting" in the local Marina on the Gold Coast, and my dog takes his morning dump right in front of it most mornings. But Titanic 2 should be right no drama
the orcas should finish it off
i see no issues here at all (:
Clive Palmer probably wouldve given Ocean Gate the all clear
So like is Clive Palmer the Aussie Elon Musk?
If there is any justice in this world Clive Palmer will be on the Titanic 2 when it sinks (and maybe all the other rich f-wits in the world)
As an Australian, I regret to inform you that this is just the tip of the iceberg of Clive Palmer lore
(we are deeply embarrassed by him yet we keep giving him attention)
Ough he just wishes he was trump so badddd
Too accurate honestly
oh god what else has this man done
Danny calling him a Minecraft villager killed me lmao
He’d be hilarious if he wasn’t such a menace to society
Happy your talking about Clive Palmer…back in 2018 he tried running for Prime Minister and invested millions into wall-to-wall ads for his campaign and didn’t win a single thing.
My first job was delivering junk mail and I had to deliver the pamphlets for his campaign😭
I eventually said “fuck it” and binned most of them
I honestly reckon he would've become the American president if he campaigned there instead
And in our last election (2022)
He sounds like a wanker
Australians can't be bought.
"Theres no fucking way he's about to say Clive Palmer" - A past me I wish I still was
I mean, the idea that naming a boat after one that’s already sank will cause the new boat to sink is a superstition held by sailors.
Not to mention the ghosts of the passengers and crew of the Titanic will haunt this new ship
almost everything is a superstition held by sailors
That's why it's called Titanic 2, DUH
@@ekoDoesStuffHAHAHAHHAA
After losing titanic's improved sister Britannic II in ww1 and its relative obscurity, they promptly reused the name for a small diesel ship
as an australian, clive palmer is like... an actual supervillain. everyone here hates him, or at least everyone who... isn't weird???
fascists like him. nobody else tho
Soooo…. Australian Elon Musk?
@@Dusberkseems like a blend of elon and trump
@@Birdyboysexactly what i was thinking lmfao
@@Abigail-hu5wfWhen you scream Fascist when u dont understand real politics not just larpers online like urself
2 titanic 2 furious
titanic 2 ?! furious.
titanic and furious
Can't wait for Titanic: Atlantic Ocean Drift where sean plows through a shipping dock
LMAOOOO @@codydabest
omg Kaveh would rip his hair out if he heard about this bullshit. rich people building stupid things for the fuck of it is like 1/5 of his hangout event. i cant believe they made genshin impact in real life
Frankly I’m genuinely surprised that some mega corporation hasn’t already manufactured a complete replica of the Titanic as a cruise ship. They’d make absolute bank.
There was a Chinese scale replica being built. It was basically abandoned during construction years ago, leaving it to rot unfinished in a dry dock.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romandisea_Titanic
I haven’t finished the video yet so idk if it’s mentioned
There's a titanic replica in branson missouri, but it's just a museum; I've seen it, it's pretty neat
@@mewboo3606 Damn that’s… crazy. It’s just been sitting there only like 25% complete for over a decade!? Wild.
@@augustoof13that one is half scale and also half of the ship.
Does that mean that my favourite animated animals are coming back.
Yay!!!!😊
Rejoice!
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MOVIE BRO
HELLP
I'm so glad they're bringing this this legend into real life
Fun fact, the titanic was actually a “sequel” to its first sister ship “RMS Olympic”. Olympic did collide with the “HMS Hawk” (another ship) but luckily didn’t sink, making the “unsinkable” claims even stronger. Thereafter came the titanic (who we all know) and lastly came the third sister ship named“Britannic”, who unfortunately sailed into a mine, being the second one of the three sisters, to sink. Working on all these ships was the maid Violet Jessop, who miraculously survived all three incidents and went on to be called “Miss unsinkable”
(Let me know if I got any information wrong)
So fascinating! Thanks for sharing! Violet Jessop’s life sounds crazy
I would never go on a ship again if I was her, and I would never go on a ship WITH her either lol.
How does one “sail into a mine”? If you don’t mind my asking
@@moonriverinc7896 German ships laid sea mines throughout the Mediterranean Sea. HMHS Britannic, a hospital ship en route to pick up some wounded from a Grecian port city, travelled through the Kea Channel and encountered one, which tore a gaping hole in her side. It twisted her frame and knocked her wireless cables from the masts. She may have survived as she was built to withstand 6 compartments flooded (which is a lot, as even modern ships today are still commonly built to withstand 2 to 3 flooding compartments). Sadly, there were open portholes due to the heat that let in excessive water, so she sank in 55 minutes.
There were 30 deaths, most caused by the turning propellers, which prematurely launched boats could not avoid. She hadn't actually picked up the wounded, yet, so I can't imagine how many would have died if she were filled to capacity with soldiers.
@@moonriverinc7896 it was a German mine, planted underwater! look up naval mines. the ship was hit with an explosion, and sunk within 55 minutes.
Clive Palmer is in fact a supervillain I can confirm he's been absolutely wreaking havoc across Australia for years
Not across! Can't get his hands on us over in WA >:)
i actually screamed when i realised CLIVE FUCKING PALMER is behind this
@@KaiLyons IM IN WA HAHAHA
felt like the weirdest crossover to see danny talking about clive paler hahahaha
I'm not Australian but now I'm kind of curious what he did
Hey, maritime engineer here! In modern ships, you have things called 'bulkheads' in the inside of the hull. It devides the inside of the ship into smaller parts, so if the ship were to collide, only a part of the hull would fill with water. Unless there's an entire rip from bow to midship, she'll be able to remain afloat until reaching the closest port!
Neat! Would the people on board be placed on life boats at any point in this process?
@@LostStarzOfTheSky Not unless the ship is actively sinking. The captain will call out a general safety alarm, calling everyone out to the lifeboat with their life vests, but that’s just a precaution until they figure out if they can get to port safely. Abandoning ship is ALWAYS a last resort, since chance of survival are very low.
@@dingydoedlesthank you for answering! I find it super interesting to consider. At what point would the ship be considered sinking?
@@LostStarzOfTheSky once there’s more water flowing into the ship than they can pump out i reckon, i’m not exactly sure about that.
@@dingydoedles sounds about right, seems like a terrifying situation
As an Australian it makes a lot of sense that Clive Palmer is behind this
OH ALSO ‘better than sitting at home counting my money’ WHAT MONEY UR BANKRUPT
100%, as soon as I saw his face I was like 'oh right yeah, this tracks'
i love your kirby pfp so much
@@fishfingers780 Nah, he's probably right about having money. For some reason "bankrupt" millionaires and billionaires are always somehow simultaneously still filthy rich...
@@vlo4829 yea :p
they did NOT learn from Danny's song 😭
‘Why would they get on that boat, haven’t they seen the movies’
@@dsfmdiya7500 even in the depths of the atlantic, that sunken ship will still never be deeper than me 😔😔
lol
@@kaitlynmorgan4613 “This song’s so fucking sad, this song’s so fucking deep”
@plutojellyThis song is so saaad, yuuh, I ain't even lying, all up in the booth straight crying.
Titanic 2.0: We melted all of the icebergs now
I mean that's how Clive Palmer made his billions, mining coal that causes global warming, raising sea temperatures and melting the icebergs.
Underrated
💀
Exactly what I was thinking lol
We have actually kept climate change going so we can try again.
Cosplaying poor people who eventually drowned is INSANE
POOR?😭
@@libbybutstronger well 3rd class people on the titanic were usually poor, 1st and 2nd class were for the rich
@@libbybutstrongeryeah they were not allowed to go into some areas locked off by small gates and like bars I think? But I could be remembering wrong feel free to correct me
@janfgfdx5165 The movie shows that. It's halfway true. 3rd class passengers were allowed into lifeboats just after the higher classes left on lifeboats.
@@janfgfdx5165they weren’t blocked off, it’s just that a lot of them weren’t familiar with the upper decks and by the time they figured it out most of the life boats were already gone
This video coming a few days after it became known a billionaire's planning on making a new submarine to look at the Titanic to prove Oceangate was a fluke really is perfection
Please tell me you’re joking 😭
Edit: just looked it up 🫠 why are billionaires so dumb
@@annaliesecancilla894 You'd think they would have more brain cells but no
They have brains as smooth as a mountain lake on a cool mindless morning. I swear.
Rich people, already obsessed with the Titanic for no fucking discernible reason, have latched onto the ship (and especially the submarine incident) as some kind of anti-woke talking point.
I can only guess that they've invested their lives and ill-gotten gains into this imaginary crusade because being billionaires, they have no real problems whatsoever.
@@Lovelyclarii Money can't buy brains.
After they finish building it, there's probably no icebergs left to even sink titanic anymore.
💀💀
So dark but so true
Damn
😂😂 Earth is weird
That’s what I was thinking
As an Australian, Clive Palmer is a national joke so I wouldn't count on titanic 2 being actually built
Exactly, we are all that conspiracist newsreader 😆
living national treasure clive palmer
Exactly
He's also suing Australia so there's that.
@@maetherabbit9999 hahahah he really is a joke
I think we can let billionaires build ships named after historical disasters but only if they're confined to forever living on said ship for the remainder of their lives.
With a name like Titanic, they probably will be lol
I can’t wait when there’s a Lusitania 2
Clive Palmer is Australia’s biggest nuisance, dude keeps trying to become prime minister
lol he keeps trying but no one’s going to vote for him after the stuff he’s done
@@woolchipmunkWhat has he done? Asking from Sweden
Nevermind, I watched the rest of the video and got a clue 😂.
Oh no, he's your Trump.
@@dogskullsoh yikes😭
"back when men and women looked at each other differently" what does that even mean
bro does not like women’s rights 😭
@@mr.bingusthecat same
@@PatrickWalsh-qn3fgfdym ‘same’
@@Apokhalypso i mean same
@@PatrickWalsh-qn3fg same as in “I miss when women didn’t have equal rights”?
as an aussie hearing ‘i think clive palmer just wants attention’ just made me scream YESSSSSSSS ITS CLIVE PALMER
I guess you two are not so different
@@ReaperCH90 LMAOOOO
@@ReaperCH90 FR
@@ReaperCH90?
Feels very 2022 election
i love how when danny tries to speak with an australian accent, he sounds like mark renton from trainspotting, with the heaviest scottish accent known to man
Sometimes maybe but the part about smallpox was a bit Brummie 🤔
@@aeddiefarmer a bit of liverpool at times
@@aeddiefarmerthe smallpox bit was actually surprisingly good considering how hard our accent is to imitate, but not only that, I’m way more stoked to hear about Clive than I think I’ve ever been. Mainly cause we get the chance for all of us to inform Danny’s fans that he’s a massive dickhead.
Now that I think about it, Australia doesn’t get as much play on these channels as it should… only John Oliver covered the various Abbot weirdnesses, I feel like that’d be a fun cultural dive.
the british accent danny kept doing instead of an aussie accent is actually so funny for no reason 😭
He sounded like Paul McCartney lmao
@@wafflethyeahHELP IKRRR
@@wafflethyeah LMAO
I thought it was scottish
i thought it was irish 😭
"It's a lot more fun to do the Titanic than it is to sit at home and count my money" is a WILD thing to admit to saying, much less quote directly on your website. That sentence alone just convinced me to invest money into developing stronger icebergs.
I'm giving you a like just for "developing stronger icebergs" 😂
I think they already got that figured out and it’s called pykrete
it sounds like a quote from an onion article and i wish it was
I cant believe Im saying this but,,
Hans, forget ze Flammenwerfer.
Get ze Freezer!
stronger woke icebergs
Billionaires will recreate a tragic historical event before developing a moral compass
Well of course they will! How would they be able to recreate tragic historical events if they had a moral compass?
Maybe they think they don’t need a moral compass
@@felicitas.c. I mean having no moral compass is how they got that rich, makes me want to throw away all my morals because all it's gotten me is hoping one day I can buy a house.
@@katielee7364 we all need a moral compass, people pay for the lack of it in very different ways, they do not fool everybody
Honestly, I wish more of them would try to build big boats. The stuff the others are pursuing ("population control", manipulation/mind control, tracking, etc.) are far worse.
I want Lusitania the sequel featuring a u-boat hunting it throughout the journey for ambiance
Love that Danny’s Australian accent turned to a not unconvincing scouse on the words “oh my god, we’ve got smallpox!”
It was very unconvincing
@@toffiet3347 😂
Sounded more like Ringo Starr.
To make it more authentic they should charge 1912 prices
It will probably be the price of building the Titanic but for each passenger
with or without accounting for inflation?
Without vs with inflation(approx)
1st class suit- $4.4k/ $133k
1st class- $150/ $4.6k
2nd class- $60/ $1.8k
3rd class- $35/ $1.1k
@@carebear6036I could afford 1st class!…without inflation.
Even if he did build a cruise ship named after the Titanic, they could never actually replicate the experience. Even 3rd class passengers had a better meal experience than what we're used to. 1st class had like 8-course meals. They had smoking rooms. They had huge ballrooms with furniture made of noble woods that can't even be commercialized now. There was SO much that any sane investor would deem unnecessary today. There's a great little series on Tasting History about the meals on the Titanic and everything is so wildly luxurious it sounds unreal.
I watched that and was surprised that even the 3rd class passengers ate good
I was thinking the same thing! Honestly I'd love to go to a restaurant that recreates the experience and dining areas. Not on the water though, just on land thanks
-Eva
tasting history mention
titanic 2: the return of the ship
It should be called twotanic
OR twotanic two furious
Titanic 2: Chipwrecked
Titanic: Return of Iceburg
There was already a titanic 2
I hope danny doesn’t talk about the titanic sequel
XD
XD
XD
It might be crazy what I’m about to say…
XD
"Oh my God, we've got smallpox," at 10:43 may not be in a good Australian accent, as you observed, but it was a pretty good Ringo Starr, in my opinion.
EXACTLY
OH MY GOD IT DOES SOUND LIKE HIM
True😭
That exactly what I was thinking lmao
Don't know, but the accent sounded very Irish to me. 🇨🇮🤣
So what you’re saying is, when the ship inevitably sinks, we can all say 🎶 Why did they get on that boat? Haven’t they seen the movie? 🎶
Never in my life would I have ever expected Danny to mention Clive Palmer 😭
literally though 😭😭😭
Frr watching him show clips of the abc and a current affair feels so jarring😭😭😭
@@justaperson4147 like what do you know about media watch!!
i wasn't thinking "how could the titanic get a sequel it's a historical movie", i was thinking "how could the titanic get a sequel, the movie's 26 years old now which means Leonardo di Caprio is NO longer interested"
LOL
Gahfjdjagagsgsfaha
omg I just got the joke
Hate to break it to ya, but the movie did get a sequel, and it's a masterpiece
Good punchline, delivery/set up needs work but that was still funny 👍🏻
Danny’s Australian accent took a longer journey around the world than the Titanic ever managed
Dude started in New Zealand, went to Ireland, turned Aussie, and then ended as a member of the Beatles
Sci-Fi Authors: Title their works "Don't build the apocalypse machine"
Billionaires: Try to build the apocalypse machine.
we need to take the word "eccentric" away from rich people. its too fun and whimsical for them
Maniacal?...yes, that sounds right
@@ashleyjane1142 Honestly even maniacal feels too whimsical and fun. Maybe just evil?
@@blue1601 no no knieval
If you're rich and eccentric the word is the same as quirky, if you're poor and eccentric the word is the same as crazy.
Truest statement I've ever heard
as an aussie i physically recoiled at the mention of clive palmer omg
same
Yep same
me too
I love that people who do bad things hate "canceling" because they're held responsible for their actions
Well, a lot of people don’t like cancelling because the consequences to peoples actions are often unpredictable, unproportional, and misguided when done through cancellation
I don't think that's his reason
@@pineapplelollipop1074 Both of these things can be true.
@@Naixatloz yeah, I don’t disagree with the original comment.
i hate it because of how far it's been taken, even i have been cancelled over personal grudges people had for me and i certainly do acknowledge when i do something wrong. half the time it's completely unnecessary, people have taken it way too far. it just became a vendetta thing rather than genuinely holding people accountable for problematic behavior. people lie a lot to make someone look bad or completely blow things out of proportion.
conceptually and in many instances like this, you're right. it's a good idea in theory but in practice it's gotten out of hand in recent years. just adding in some extra nuance is all, not everyone who has been cancelled is a bad person it's a case by case thing by now.
„So I could do the Titanic. I’m gonna do it“
Didn’t even think twice about it
maybe the titanic sequel will focus more on the rapping dog and talking mice
Long overdue!
Beatboxing puppy
@@vogelvrouw rapping dog and beatboxing puppy music collab
PARTY TIME. 🙃
@@vogelvrouw NOOOOOOOOO
i hyperfixated on titanic tragedy for many years, watched documentaries about it and read books, and it's so funny to me how danny is like "was it the structural flaw?? why did titanic sink???". like i forgot that it's not common knowledge and most people think about it like "big boat meets an iceberg and boom"
Seconded, I also forgot that people don't understand what happened with it. For me, though, it's because my brother likes to lecture me about vehicles.
you should definitely elaborate on what you thought was common knowledge, that way those losers who don’t know anything abt boats understand (i am losers, idk what went wrong with titanic)
Following for the titanic lesson, please
@@mr.bingusthecat i'm no expert but i think the common knowledge aspect of it is that there was a combo of very poor decision making on the part of the captain, bad luck, the fact that they hit the iceberg from the side and not head-on (it was better fortified for head-on collisions) so it tore open a big hole, and this meant that watertight compartments inside the ship (intended to keep it afloat even if it was stove in and a few of them flooded) filled with water and bc they weren't properly sealed at the top the water overflowed as the ship tilted and flooded more than just the compartments where the hole was, so that it sank. also there were issues with the lifeboats obviously. but if op has corrections/more info they defs know more than me haha i just worked on boats for a while and this is what i heard
SAME LOL
wasn't it that the watertight bulkheads didn't go up high enough, so the water just spilled over and it was said she could float with like 3 compartments filled or something but since they weren't high enough they just kept filling with water until the whole ship was brought down
“the kids are too soft nowadays, we need another Titanic” - this billionaire
Vacationers are too soft nowadays, they don't even eat mash.
boats these days are too woke
"Are you tired of gender politics? Well check out this cool boat!"
i guess we know what he means by authentic now
@@nullskey8370 Honestly, as soon as Danny got Palmer's "antidote to woke politics" quote, I nearly laughed myself into a coughing fit.
I guess that's what I get for eating a non-mash meal over UA-cam, like a woke beta simp.
2:58 no please Danny you don’t understand the titanic was prepared for every other disaster except the one that it met. If ONE less water tight chamber making up the ships hull had been spared from the sideswiping iceberg (or if they had seen it to begin with) it may not have sunk. The titanic is a tragedy because it is a testament to hubris. They believed the ship wasn’t sinkable, until it ran into the one thing capable of sinking it.
Can’t wait til someone builds a submersible to come see my body in the Titanic II
Titan submarine 2: electric boogaloo
titan submarine III: we already have a sequel on the way
Even worse is that clive palmer is a national figure in australia. He has his own political party, and won a seat in the aussie house of reps in 2013. He also spent billions in 2019 to win, but failed to gain a single seat
He sounds like a less successful Donald Trump
@@r3negadex basically yeah lmao
That's so funny having your own political party.😂
@@r3negadex thing is that culturally australians are not fans of ultra-rich people, so people like gina rinehart and clive palmer just don't have the cultural cachet of trump. also, because of the parliamentary system and compulsory voting, outsiders with small but very enthusiastic bases (like the maga crowd) just don't have a prayer here, if they could even get a foot in the door in the first place
@@tessaltenburg9193 its not like right wingers dont exist. Just look at the wanker Peter Dutton
7:42 Local Billionaire Makes Titanic 2 Because of... ...Misogyny?
lmao when he said "when men and women looked at each other differently" I was like lol yeah because things were so great for women back then. Then he said "antidote to woke politics" and I was like oh yeah no, he's actually just straight up yearning for when sexism was chill.
OWNING the libs with FACTS and DOOMED CRUISE SHIPS
Really just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Clive Palmer, pun intended. I thought his ads were satire when I saw them, as an Aussie.
@@TheLukeHines at first I gave him the benefit of the doubt and thought he was like romanticizing the past and stuff, but then all the other stuff made me realize, it’s exactly what you said lol
Billionaires would rather get locked trying to one up each other for the dumbest most expensive death instead of helping humanity
13:21 Hit the nail on the head, Danny. Clive Palmer is the guy who ran on the political slogan "make Australia great again" and is hosting Tucker Carlson to do live shows in Australia.
as an Australian, I certainly never expected Danny to make a video about Clive Palmer
Me either lmao
I was like ‘wait what year did this video come ou- he’s doing it again?’
"But it's far superior than the original Titanic"
I WOULD HOPE SO
ship work ahead
@@EnnnVyyy Damn I should've used that. Kudos and applause to you!
Have we not learnt? That name IS cursed, Danny😭 two horrific events have happened under that name. I, at least, hope the new titanic (if it ever actually gets completed) takes a different route to the first time
There was an entire episode of Doctor Who where the Doctor ends up in the future on a space cruise liner that crashes basically BECAUSE it's called the Titanic. And yes, I know that's fiction but still.
I hope he builds it and takes all the world's billionaires on a nice long trip.
Wait whats the second one?
@@theflickchick9850Love that Episode.
0:59 I’m a history minor and unironically phrasing like this will actually help historians
Assuming we still have ANY of this information because of link rot
i read this first as you are a history. and also a minor
How can you be a history minor 🤔
@@badv9 by minoring in history instead of making it your major. Hope this helps!
It's so insane how a big message in Jurassic Park is that a park full of bloodthirsty dinosaurs probably shouldn't actually be made, and that it hinges on the self-serving desires of the elite, and billionaires for however long have looked at it and thought "yeah... I SHOULD do that..."
Let’s hope they don’t watch The Hunger Games
They think that they'll be able to do it better, that things won't go so catastrophically wrong for them because they've seen the movie, so they "learned" from it
"men and weemen". as an australian weeman, i gotta say danny be proud of that accent, sounds just like me :)
Do men and weemen "look at each other differently"?
@@vlo4829 with rage and disgust?
@@vlo4829 Yes of course. The wee men are much too small to make eye contact with the average-sized men without craning their heads upwards
so basically its like a giant titanic roleplay ... i hope everyone who goes on it dresses like theyre on the actual titanic
“Just found out about the Titanic”
“Why would they get on that boat, haven’t they seen the movie?”
- Danny Gonzalez
😂 yes. I was expecting him to put this in the video somewhere.
if there's one thing ive learned from musk, its that we should never trust billionaires to design vehicles
Between musk, oceangate, and no doubt a third thing I'm likely forgetting, I'm starting to think engineering skill just goes down in inverse proportion to one's bank account.
Don’t trust billionaires for anything
Teslas are pretty good
@@la_sn3ak3r19except for the cybertruck. Those guys are already rusting. And the pedals (pedal covers, to be more precise) are falling off, causing uncontrollable acceleration.
@@r3negadex Boeing?
Billionaire: "Come pay me money to live like a peasant in third class for the ✨experience ✨"
fr
They’re just so quirky 🤪
And rich ppl will do it too bc they’re dumb as hell
The hubris of man knows no bounds: part two: electric boogaloo
TITANIC 2: the iceberg is back. and this time, the lifeboats are missing
XD
💀
That already happened.
Or do you mean ALL the lifeboats this time?
“Icebergs revenge”
nah there ain't any icebergs left
“The United States was founded… but you’re Australian?” Had me dead because I didn’t even question it
“In the time before GTA6” I can’t wait to use that in the future
“I am building a sequel to the iceberg” - Danny
Danny discovering Clive Palmer was not on my 2024 bingo
I was so confused as to why everyone was commenting on Clive Palmer being here....until I realised this is an area outside Australia, and he is still being noticed, I think I have just grown to ignore and block it out after he was texting everyone constantly 😆
04:17 "This kind of reminds me of that Star Wars Hotel, which has had no significant news in the past week."
**Just to be clear this is a joke, I'm sure he's been taking care of his child and hasn't had time to watch the video**
Nah man, lull your son to sleep with the comforting images of Jenny wearing a Porg mask
What happened with the star wars hotel????
@@bogeymanbear A popular UA-camr released a really good 4 hour video about it
omg i was searching for a comment about this lol ive been binging her content since she released that vid
Imagine Danny and Laura going on that ship just to recreate Titanic
it has to be realistic
I'll miss danny😔
I bet there’ll be a paid photo area to recreate the “I’m flying” scene
This sounds like a curse
Don’t jinx it
"Before they had the current year system, they would describe events happening as in the time of a particular king ruling"
Danny, we're still doing that
As someone who worked on a cruise ship that’s hit a small iceberg and we had no issue I can confirm that it depends on the size of the ice.
Also I encourage you to look up the Costa Concordia to anyone who says the captain goes down with the ship 🫣
well, the captain SHOULD go down with the ship... ideally
@@eeeeeee24491 lol I know that’s why he went to prison for bailing. the coastguard call is hilarious if you haven’t heard it before.
Honestly it’s kinda a miracle the Titanic even stayed afloat for as long as it did and it has to do with where the iceberg hit her and the craftsmanship. A lot of people tend to make jokes about how fast it sank but she stayed afloat for nearly three hours which allowed the crew to get as many people as they could into the lifeboats.
This!! It’s unclear whether they would have even been able to load more lifeboats even if there had been the proper amount. Obv ships should have enough for everyone, but it’s possible it wouldn’t have made a difference.
Exactly, and even those 2 hours and 40 minutes were not enough to launch all of the boats she did carry. It's a miracle she stayed on a relatively even keel, too. Lifeboats are useless if a ship capsizes.
@@SaraRoseVaughan YES! Like they weren’t able to get the lifeboats they did have all launched. Even if they had the right amount, no shot they would’ve been able to get everyone in them. And yeah, it’s incredible how evenly the Titanic sank allowing the boats to be lowered, even if it was crookedly
I was watching some documentary about the Titanic, and it suggested that the Titanic could have possibly taken the hit because it might have been a head-on strike in the beginning which it had been built to be able to take some if not all damage from, but their attempts to avoid it made it scrape and tear along the side, instead of supposedly just hit and rebound from the nose with minor damage, so there's that.
Also the grand central staircase took up so much room they reduced one of the main air pockets, decreasing the amount of water it could take on and causing it to sink faster
As an Australian, no one here likes this guy, he’s a genuine super villain and causes chaos everywhere he goes.
I like how Danny's Australian accent is just British
Liverpudlian, even.
Fun fact Australian accent is just drunk British accent
It is because Australia was where they dumped a bunch of British criminals who were drunk all the time
I was thinking more Irish or Scottish myself
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
as an australian finding out the clive palmer is trying to build a titanic replica from this video was the funniest most bewildering thing ever
don’t worry danny the clive palmer lore doesn’t stop here. when he tried to be come prime minister he made an gaming app 😭😭😭
Wait a gaming app? Also, what kind of game was it?
@@randomtinypotatocried i cant say i played it bc he’s a bit of a prick but from memory of all the ads (he had way too many running) it was a supermario style thing with him defeating all the politicians 😭
Yeah, the sequel was called the Brittanic which launched in 1914 but was sunk on a mine on the Greek coast in 1916 while serving as a hospital ship.
But there was also a prequel called the Olympic which was launched in 1911 and scrapped in 1935.
the best part about this is that someone else is working on a titanic submarine 2 too, so i guess we gotta wait 100 years for the submarine to be launched.
@strawberrybiscuits245 Yes.
except its not made by ocean gate
instant whiplash when i heard clive palmer 💀
The guy at 7:00 is Paul Barry, he does a show here in Australia called Media watch which is aired on the public broadcaster the ABC. It highlights how the media stories of the week were misrepresented or misreported etc. Brilliant show
dude he's so awesome
Me immediately getting defensive when he started shit talking Media Watch 😅🤪🤪
@euphoria-here4155 ahaha Paul Barry / media watch is a national treasure so I can see why. Danny needs to get behind it
I'm sitting here so angry like "Danny did Paul Barry so dirty. That man is a national treasure!"
@@Stefan-qy4ro Dude I might actually watch some of his stuff now, he seems so eccentric it's cool
fuck me absolutely dead was not expecting a clive palmer jumpscare clicking this
11:59 Fun fact! If someone says, "You know what I mean" whenever you ask them to define something... they have no idea what they're talking about.
Anyway. Completely unrelated, but I am sure the guy who keeps using the word 'woke' surely knows what it means...
3:45 this has to be the hardest I've laughed at a youtube video this year. i don't know why it caught me of guard this much
ICEBERG 2
I had to pause the video holy fuck
Perfect timing for my lunch break. Thanks Danny
same lol
ME TOO
Same
SAME HELP
It’s Donny
Aussie here lol. You could literally make a whole video about Clive Palmer. He’s insane.
australian here: yes, can confirm clive palmer is a minecraft villager who will scam you out of your money
So he’s basically more like a wandering trader lol
12:48 actually if they are being authentic there isn’t a toilet out of frame, they only had communal bathrooms. Even some rooms in First Class had no private bathroom, only a select few plus the Captain did.
Honestly I would love to pay to experience a tour of the titanic at full scale, maybe stay overnight while it’s PARKED, view maybe a museum inside/historically accurate areas. That would be awesome. But actually take a trip in it? No. Absolutely not lol
As far as I’m aware it’s not in a replica boat, but there IS a visitor attraction (tour/museum/etc) for the Titanic in Belfast (just search up ‘Titanic Belfast’ to find it lol), which is in Northern Ireland and is the place where the Titanic was built!
The RMS Queen Mary is docked in Long Beach California (near LA)! Giant ocean steam liner, I think about twice the size of the Titanic? Built in the 1930s, and all that historic decor is still preserved. The boat was permanently docked there in the 1960s, and now operates as a hotel. They do tours and stuff, and there is a museum on board. If you're ever in the area, I highly recommend checking it out!!
He really said “I’m building this so I can bring back old school classism and because OF THE QUEERS”
As an Australian I love the Clive Palmer lore, you should look up the dinosaurs he put on his golf course and now he tried to make his own dinosaur society.
nevermind
As an Australian, Danny Gonzales talking about Clive Palmer was not on my 2024 (or any year) bingo card
ikr so bizarre
Srsly :')
Featuring the media watch guy too 😭 it feels so weird to see aussie news in a video like this
Billionaires: Let's recreate a national tragedy
It's so insensitive towards the victims like why name it titanic again
@@niraxlevi9930 Honestly! Plus there are much cooler historical ships that people could recreate that don't have these ties to a real life tragedy. People are obsessed with it BECAUSE so many people died and that infuriates me tbh
@@opheliamunroe1110 Instead he should build the Bismarck II, seems like it'd align better with his political views.
@@hedgehog3180 I had to look that up but now I'm cackling on the floor 💀💀💀
“Captain Clive” LMAO WHY DID THIS SEND ME😭
10:52 as a new Zealander,that was a good kiwi accent,but yes,a bad Aussie one
kiwi turned scouse at the end