YES ! Funniest thing I've ever seen in a 2 minute clip.Max Bygraves was The Host. He said Turkey, inexplicably, for the first question. which was " Item taken to the beach " After that by an hilarious co-incidence he had to name a Country competing in Europran Football Trophies, then a farmyard animal, then something that makes you think of Xmas and he kept on saying TURKEY !!
If he said "Turkey" for every question, I'm thinking it would be possible that answer showed up for a Eurovision song contest country, a nursery rhyme animal, a government position, and a slang word for a child. As far as a vegetable you chop up, turkeys do eat grasses and leaves, so turkeys are partly processed vegetables. Maybe not likely anyone would give that answer in the survey, but anything is possible.
Haha, "say we're from England?"....no dude, we usually call ourselves British. And as a Welshman, I certainly don't say I'm from England...I say I'm from Wales or Britain...but mostly Welsh because I'm proud to be from Cymru.
@@Keenangoal Just because a country is small does not mean it isn't there. Govt. pos. or not, people would still probably mention it in a survey. Brat still means a spoiled CHILD, even pejorative. Rise up with your manners first, filthy-mouthed good-at-nothing!
To be fair I also said "brat" when I saw this on TV when it was broadcast. I couldn't think of anything else in the moment in that era. Also it's tough when the top answers are taken.
Rigged! Luxembourg was the most successful Eurovision nation of all time when this was filmed. Would have been a top answer if people in the UK actually watched it.
It's actually a pretty tricky set of questions (once the top answers have gone), especially the nursery rhyme and government position ones. In neither case do answers leap out at you.
Chancellor yes, or home/foreign secratry. Speaker of the House, however, is not a government position as they are required to be independent and are no longer a party MP.
KingKaitain if I was playing as the second contestant my answers would have been 1. France or Spain 2. Mouse (as in hickory dickory dock) 3. Chancellor 4. Onion 5. Bairn
England shouldn't have been accepted as an answer to the first question - and I say that as someone who is English. There's a UK entry but not a separate English one.
For a second I thought Les Dennis was saying the top answer for a government position is "sheikh." Maybe if the survey was taken in Saudi Arabia. British and Irish accents sometimes throws me off.
There was one particular incident on a Fast Money round on Family Feud with Steve Harvey where a man scored 182 points but the woman give out some good answers and the woman didn't scored a thing.
He only said "turkey" three times in a row. He then said Hurricane Higgins for a snooker player but his sibling had already used that answer; he ran out of time before he could answer that question or the last one.
Luxembourg hasn’t competed in Eurovision since 1993. The year before this episode was made. Even if it had I doubt it would be the first answer to come to most people’s mind when thinking of Eurovision
That's the first time I have seen Les ask a contestant on The Big Money for an more exact answer on the government position question where the contestant just said minster and then had to changed it to prime minster.
Best one ever was when Les asked "name something you would put in a fruit salad" and the answer provided was "cucumber". I'm still laughing 30 years later... 🤣😂🤣
Not forgetting: "Name a bird with a long neck". Naomi Campbell. "Name something you'd see on a beach". A lion. "Name one of Britain's favourite soaps". Dove.
wow ..i am loving these old game shows .thanks 4 downloading them i have been up all night watching them...i watched all the bullseye ones ..now i am going to watch all these family fortunes...what a plonker this man is he didnt even get one right..ha ha
You know, I always thought the same thing. Max Bygraves always seemed like the English version of Richard Dawson to me, because they were by far the funniest hosts of this show on their respective sides of the Earth. After all, they hosted the most legendary episode of their respective shows. Dawson got the alligator, Bygraves got the Irishman and the Turkey. RIP, Richard Dawson and Max Bygraves.
still dont know why Les Dennis's career dropped while his minging fucking slag of an ex wife Amanda Holden went on to have an amazing carreer after sucking off Neil Morrisey behind Les's back. Maybe if everyone decided to be a horrible cunt more of us would get on tv judging tv talent shows. Now thats irony, Amanda Holden judging talent. Thats like making Joey Essex the minister for education and putting Jimmy carr in charge of the Inland Revenue.
Also, this programme dates back to the 1990s, so Luxembourg may well have still been in it at that time. Anyway it's not easy to think of a good answer when you're under pressure like that.
He would have got 153 if he went first . Lady might have better in 2nd round. I think he got stumped by having to come up with 2nd answers. Threw him a lot.
England has never been in the Eurovision contest , its the united kingdom that is represented , if scotland becomes independent , scotland will enter as Scotland and the remaining countries will enter as the usual United Kingdom.
Mark Viduka exactly these idiots don't know how the game works. Your not guessing the right answer your guessing what answer the public gave. Right or wrong.
'Name a slang word for a child'.
Turkey.
September
its funny how he ran out of time and he said the same word everytime
YES ! Funniest thing I've ever seen in a 2 minute clip.Max Bygraves was The Host.
He said Turkey, inexplicably, for the first question. which was " Item taken to the beach " After that by an hilarious co-incidence he had to name a Country competing in Europran Football Trophies, then a farmyard animal, then something that makes you think of Xmas and he kept on saying TURKEY !!
yooochoob my favourite end ever. I laughed for weeks and still do now
TOP ANSWER!!!!! weoweoweoweoweoweoweoweoweoweow
Now, had he just said "Turkey" all the way through, he might have scored something for the first question!
there was a contestant who said that for the first 3 questions, it was right for the 3rd
@@millsbomb007 that’s what he was referring to
@@millsbomb007 really bright you 🤣🙈
@@traviescratchcards5875 thank you, much appreciated
@@millsbomb007 err that's what he was on about kinda...............
Dude would have killed it on Pointless.
bigblue999 Well save for that answer about a nursery rhyme animal.
He would have won the star prize!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 amazing
Whereas the woman would have got 100 for England.
Nul points !
At least Bob 'Turkey' Johnson (bless his heart) scored 21 in his end game... ouch...
They probably beat him up when they all got home! Haha!
I haven't seen a performance that bad here in the States! 😄
@@austinl169 one lady got 0 in round 2, with one "pass"
"How many fingers do you have?"
"Twelvtey!"
Two-teen
"OK let's see how we did..." 30 seconds later Les Dennis asks the family to stop punching the guy so he can get a few in.
"Name an animal in a nursery rhyme."
"Andy Pandy".
REALLY???!!!
Random bloke from the audience decides to join them, during the credits.
They should have had a gag prize for someone who gets all zeroes.
If he said "Turkey" for every question, I'm thinking it would be possible that answer showed up for a Eurovision song contest country, a nursery rhyme animal, a government position, and a slang word for a child. As far as a vegetable you chop up, turkeys do eat grasses and leaves, so turkeys are partly processed vegetables. Maybe not likely anyone would give that answer in the survey, but anything is possible.
"A slang term for child."
"Brat."
Sounds about right....
I laughed 😂
Les Dennis Was Th Best Presenter Of This Show For Me
At the end, it looks like their dancing to the theme tune, mind u it is quite a dancey theme tume.
The late great Bob Monkhouse was the best. Les was a close second and was just as funny.
He is absolutely funny I like him
max bygraves might have made gaffes every episode but he was way more funny and entertaining
Anyone who's shagged Amanda Holden I'd hold in the highest respect 👍😉
England? The United Kingdom competes in Eurovison not England.
just English ignorance as usual
We do not call each other people from the United Kingdom. We say we're from England. That's why people said England as their answer
blood and silver Well i'm English and i know the difference!
Haha, "say we're from England?"....no dude, we usually call ourselves British.
And as a Welshman, I certainly don't say I'm from England...I say I'm from Wales or Britain...but mostly Welsh because I'm proud to be from Cymru.
+DarkLight753 People from England say they're from England.
Les Dennis: A slang word for "child".
Male contestant: A brat.
ROFL :-D
Even the Turkey guy scored more than him 😅
Les always looks like he's going to cry when they're going to lose 😂
He'd win Pointless
This guy lives in Luxembourg now.
With Andy Pandy,and enjoys eating chopped leeks with the....president
I think he was unlucky. Other than Andy Pandy they aren't horrendously bad answers.
@@Keenangoal Just because a country is small does not mean it isn't there.
Govt. pos. or not, people would still probably mention it in a survey.
Brat still means a spoiled CHILD, even pejorative.
Rise up with your manners first, filthy-mouthed good-at-nothing!
@@Keenangoal president isn't a government position!? What planet do you live on? It never said British government, just government in general.
@Keenangoal Dude that kind of attitude isnt necessary....
They were ALL terrible
You are joking...all 5 terrible answers...hence 0 for all
To be fair I also said "brat" when I saw this on TV when it was broadcast. I couldn't think of anything else in the moment in that era.
Also it's tough when the top answers are taken.
Tot?
I probably would have said brat once kid was taken.
Sprog?
I would not have considered "kid" as a slang term. (But I'm from the US)
and in front of an audience on TV
"Name a slang word for a child" .... 'c***'
🤣🤣🤣
Chap?
They won't be laughing in a minute, you bet they won't, I bet they beat the living daylights out of him
I bet he's trapped in their basement.
Rigged! Luxembourg was the most successful Eurovision nation of all time when this was filmed. Would have been a top answer if people in the UK actually watched it.
@@capella5783 Luxembourg is a separate country and part of the benelux.
meg fan I thought Ireland would have been the top answer for the Eurovision!?!
The show isn't based on correct answers as much as it is based on what the 100 people surveyed said.
I think they need to look at the sort of people who they use for the surveys !
Name an animal in a nursery rhyme: "Alligator"
That top answer sound lives on in my warmest of dreams.
That’s a shame, he wore his lucky shirt too.
2:13 An animal- A country- A government position
"The cars just a bonus" well if the main prize was 3 grand, was the car an old banger??
In the days when things had a reasonable price.
Don't forget this was back in the early eighties.
@@tkralva.6668
You'd still expect to pay more than 3k for a new car in the early 80's. Besides, this episode of family fortunes was from the 90's
@@dhalsim-1 .
It's actually a pretty tricky set of questions (once the top answers have gone), especially the nursery rhyme and government position ones. In neither case do answers leap out at you.
Agreed......................................
The nursery rhyme isn't that difficult. Just say a farm animal. You don't have to know what nursery rhyme it's from.
But baa baa black sheep is the obvious one and she didn't say it. :) Also, most people know their MP.
Chancellor yes, or home/foreign secratry. Speaker of the House, however, is not a government position as they are required to be independent and are no longer a party MP.
KingKaitain if I was playing as the second contestant my answers would have been
1. France or Spain
2. Mouse (as in hickory dickory dock)
3. Chancellor
4. Onion
5. Bairn
Surprised she got away with saying "England".
England shouldn't have been accepted as an answer to the first question - and I say that as someone who is English. There's a UK entry but not a separate English one.
The real family feud starts when they get home 😂
SHOW ME PICARD'S FLUTE!
If I were Chris, I'd stay in a motel.
And I were the rest of the family, I would not let Chris have a share of the Family Fortunes.
If I was the second contestant, I would have said chancellor for the 3rd question
The main prize was £3k and the car was just a bonus? What awful wreck of a car was it???
President, Andy pandy, leek, brat, Luxembourg were all terrible answers...
That man was a BRAT LOL
From that day forward, no one has seen or heard from him since.
He lives in Luxembourg feeding carrots to brats
Would of thought at least 2 people would of said "brat".
Andy Pandy... he needs help
Lol...
He was thinking of the song from the 'Watch With Mother' episodes; he knew straight away he'd made a mistake.
For a second I thought Les Dennis was saying the top answer for a government position is "sheikh." Maybe if the survey was taken in Saudi Arabia. British and Irish accents sometimes throws me off.
Fear is the mind killer.
Where was "The Price Is Right" losing horn when you need one? That was a hilarious epic fail.
Trombone
Always wondered if anyone had EVER got five zeros in Big Money/Fast Money...
I don't ... believe it. Did he have a plan to completely screw that one up or something... Because that was simply TERRIBLE!
There was one particular incident on a Fast Money round on Family Feud with Steve Harvey where a man scored 182 points but the woman give out some good answers and the woman didn't scored a thing.
That also happened five times in Russia.
Andy Pandy was a TV series, not a nursery rhyme
not his fault he didn't know. he obviously doesn't give a shit about kids
Javier Gomez
No shit!
And I wondered why he got a 0 😅
Billy Madison: "YOU BLEW IT!!!"
This is the ONLY time I can think of where a contestant got five zeros in the end game, without passing on any of the answers!
no there is another where a guy says turkey 5 times in a row for every answer.LOL
He only said "turkey" three times in a row. He then said Hurricane Higgins for a snooker player but his sibling had already used that answer; he ran out of time before he could answer that question or the last one.
The whole of Europe to choose from and he says Luxembourg
indeed it was around 1994, I know this as the contestants are my Aunt's husbands family!
I'd keep that quite mate, nothing to brag about
Is your aunts husband not your uncle?
@@halfwayloyal technically yes, but as you can see I'm very keen to iterate there is no blood linkage
That was painful AF!
Luxembourg hasn’t competed in Eurovision since 1993. The year before this episode was made. Even if it had I doubt it would be the first answer to come to most people’s mind when thinking of Eurovision
They’re coming back this year (2024)
Even though, at the time, Luxembourg held the record for the most number of Eurovision wins.
@@bigredsock1 I wonder if that’s why the contestant came up with that answer
2:58 Nothing for Luxembourg
3:29 Nothing for Andy Pandy
4:02 Nothing for President
4:16 Nothing for Leek
4:45 Nothing for Brat
I don't know if it was because I had to press "show comment" to see it, but your bluntness made me giggle like a schoolgirl high on lemonade.
To be fair, I cant think of many other answers after the lady went on. Especially against the clock.
That's the first time I have seen Les ask a contestant on The Big Money for an more exact answer on the government position question where the contestant just said minster and then had to changed it to prime minster.
“ our survey said “ ‘ I bet you was popular with the family that night ‘
Best one ever was when Les asked "name something you would put in a fruit salad" and the answer provided was "cucumber". I'm still laughing 30 years later... 🤣😂🤣
You know a a cucumber is technically a fruit. In fact it tastes quite good in lemonade, Sprite launched a cucumber drink a few years ago as well.
@@Mike--Oxmall still not the usual "fruits" well if we basing on the general terminology
Not forgetting: "Name a bird with a long neck".
Naomi Campbell.
"Name something you'd see on a beach".
A lion.
"Name one of Britain's favourite soaps".
Dove.
@@Mike--Oxmall Botanically it´s a fruit, but people hardly use botany in the kitchen. And cooking wise, it´s a vegetable.
To be honest, he was under a looot of pressure as he repeated several of the answers from the first woman.
0:19 Les got pissed lol
wow ..i am loving these old game shows .thanks 4 downloading them i have been up all night watching them...i watched all the bullseye ones ..now i am going to watch all these family fortunes...what a plonker this man is he didnt even get one right..ha ha
England doesn't compete in Eurovision. It's United Kingdom. Should not have been given.
If the people they surveyed said it then they have to give it.
He wasn't that bad.
Luxembourg 😂😂 Andy Pandy 😂😂
@Classictv90s It's bizarre, what with the insert shot of Les asking the question again. I reckon it may have been filmed later to correct it.
Name a country which competes in the Eurovision Song Contest? - Alligator
You know, I always thought the same thing. Max Bygraves always seemed like the English version of Richard Dawson to me, because they were by far the funniest hosts of this show on their respective sides of the Earth.
After all, they hosted the most legendary episode of their respective shows. Dawson got the alligator, Bygraves got the Irishman and the Turkey.
RIP, Richard Dawson and Max Bygraves.
Dawson had of course "September" too
How about family fortunes hosted by Gordon Ramsey.
You wouldn't be able to broadcast that.
Nah a TV chef would never host it. Oh hang on....
Ramsey's a crap presenter. His personality is wearing thin on TV these days
Absolutely off the scale! How could anyone be that thick?
Les Dennis was a a lovely gentleman. Rest in Peace
Why did he stop?
He's not resting in peace because he's still alive!
hes not dead its keith chegwin your thinking of.
Red Bandit
Kin ell!
Thought I had missed that bit of news
still dont know why Les Dennis's career dropped while his minging fucking slag of an ex wife Amanda Holden went on to have an amazing carreer after sucking off Neil Morrisey behind Les's back. Maybe if everyone decided to be a horrible cunt more of us would get on tv judging tv talent shows. Now thats irony, Amanda Holden judging talent. Thats like making Joey Essex the minister for education and putting Jimmy carr in charge of the Inland Revenue.
England has NEVER taken part in the ESC, fact! Luxembourg has not been in it since 1993
That doesn't matter, it's the answer folk gave, it doesn't have to be correct.
Correct. Glad they blew it. Fuds.
Also, this programme dates back to the 1990s, so Luxembourg may well have still been in it at that time. Anyway it's not easy to think of a good answer when you're under pressure like that.
The copyright date for this episode is 1994, so it may have been filmed in 1993.
Yeah, except I'm pretty sure if people had said Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland it would not have been considered "correct"...
A name for someone who gets no points after 5 questions? ....DOUGHNUT ....
an incredible start
The brat guy did even worse than the Turkey guy
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 live with those answers
He would have got 153 if he went first . Lady might have better in 2nd round. I think he got stumped by having to come up with 2nd answers. Threw him a lot.
This clip is what the guy that said alligator on family fued watches to make himself feel good.
"AY?"
i still can't find another slang word for a child other than kid lol
All he had to say was Ireland and sheep, cucumber, chancellor, nipper. I bet even sweden was good enough. President was ridicullous tho
"Andy Pandy" as a nursery rhyme animal??! What the f***??!
'£3000 is the main Prize, the car is just a bonus!' Really? On what Planet?
Phoned in sick on Monday.
It was a bit unfair on him as he did get some of the top answers!!
Five 0-point answers with no blanks - I don't think I've seen that in North America.
I wonder if the family threw him out & disowned him after his performance in Big Money
The shirt alone was enough to shame him.
England do not compete in the Eurovision' song contest. It is the United kingdom
And the clock doesn't start until half way through the second question!
I was actually thinking brat 😂😂😂😂
Worst game ever? The infamous "turkey" Big Money contestant might have argued otherwise.
The turkey guy got some points (21 points) compared to this
Only reason President got 0 was because they don't have that there
Exactly 😂 So why did he say it 🤦♂️
I don't think I've ever seen anyone in Family Feud get five zeroes, although I am shocked "brat" and "leek" weren't up there.
I was shocked when “President” wasn’t up there, but I guess the survey people were thinking domestically lol.
He done well filling in his application.
Paper, snow, a GHOST!
I would have thought someone might have said brat.
Never seen this before. Fantastic
England has never been in the Eurovision contest , its the united kingdom that is represented , if scotland becomes independent , scotland will enter as Scotland and the remaining countries will enter as the usual United Kingdom.
I made that point too. She should have got zero for that answer.
Totally agree with you.
Dave Seekers Scotland will never be independent. Stop dreaming
Mark Viduka exactly these idiots don't know how the game works.
Your not guessing the right answer your guessing what answer the public gave. Right or wrong.
Playing along, watching this (I think) for the first time, I gave the exact same answers as the first contestant.