@@commentsboardreferee7434 Not only that, but he apparently thought the contraction for "would have" (would've) was supposed to be "would of." I"ve been seeing that quite a bit in the past year or so with would've, could've, and should"ve. I don't know why, but it seems to be all the rage now.
I actually did this with a TV for my parent's 40th anniversary. It was on sale and my parent's anniversary was more than a month away. I put it in the layaway with a $1 balance and took it out on their anniversary. 🤣 I kept asking if it was ok to leave it there and the store - Kmart - was adamant that I had to pay at least 10%. So they let me store a whole TV for 6 weeks for $1.00!😂
. . . and "blonde" should have been capitalized, and there should have been a colon after "joke," and, of course, we're missing a period at the end of the sentence. That's five errors in a nine-word sentence. Sigh . . . At least the joke was okay.
of guest = have guessed People swapping “of” for “have” has become so widespread that it will probably soon become the correct way to say it. I assume it’s because people don’t read anymore, they just hear and repeat. “Would’ve” sounds like “would of”, and no one knows the difference.
@@sharonshelton408 I’m talking about people in other parts of the world that don’t speak English as their primary language. You are like so many people in your part of the world that are living in a cultural bubble as if everyone lives in America. I am eriting from South Korea. I know many people who speak English very well that woukd not understand him. I do because I’m Canadian and for the last 24 years teaching at universities my specialization has been pronunciation and how to describe variations symbolically. How about you. Do you think everyone is as ignorant as you are?
I personally would, of course, not want to be a guest of the punchline. It’d be too risky for my self esteem. Also who is Blonde Joke? She the one with the Ferrari? PS what is the name of the bank that loans out 5 grand for 17.50, I need a loan!
This really doesn’t make a lot of sense; when you use a car as collateral for a loan, they put a lien on it. They don’t actually keep the physical car and store it in their garage.
@@audio3980 People think it's funny because they were told it was funny. But none of it makes sense like you said it's a bank not a pawnshop. Here is another hilarious joke... I went to the Apple Store to buy some apples but they said they don't sell apples so I bought oranges instead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good joke, the lady’s obviously very smart, unlike the bankers, and specially smarter than whomever wrote “…I never would of…” instead of “I never would’ve…” 😝
This is the smartest blonde joke ever. I never would have GUESSED there would be one. ❤😂
Thank you!!!!
It's amazing how many people think it's "would of", when they mean would've.
Right? Would’ve = Would have
No one would have guest it. They would of had the herd it for themselfs. 😂
Real blondes, such as myself, tend to be quiet smart. It's the dyed blondes that are the dumb ones.
I've heard this one before, and it is absolute genius. This isn't a joke, it's a lifehack!
It’s a life hack if you are a millionaire 🤣
It is based on a true story, that's what makes it a life hack. 😊
I don't think it's possible for a blonde joke to make me laugh as hard as "I never would of guest."
That's gold😂😂😂
I never would of *guessed
@@commentsboardreferee7434 Not only that, but he apparently thought the contraction for "would have" (would've) was supposed to be "would of."
I"ve been seeing that quite a bit in the past year or so with would've, could've, and should"ve.
I don't know why, but it seems to be all the rage now.
As a person born (and still) blonde, I approve this joke.
me too
What else are Blondes good at 🤔🤷🏾♂️🤣
I'm blond too and I used to love to tell blond jokes because people would have a shocked look on their faces from the self-deprecating humor 🤗
This is actually pretty funny and pretty good at the same time.
Really? You laughed at this?
Ho boy
I actually did this with a TV for my parent's 40th anniversary.
It was on sale and my parent's anniversary was more than a month away. I put it in the layaway with a $1 balance and took it out on their anniversary. 🤣
I kept asking if it was ok to leave it there and the store - Kmart - was adamant that I had to pay at least 10%. So they let me store a whole TV for 6 weeks for $1.00!😂
So it was a $10.00 tv?
@@dianaklien1560 I don't remember how much the tv was. I paid cash for the whole thing except for $1.00.
@@gailneal oh, I get it. They held the tv for that last $1.00. (I thought you were saying that you put the 10% down.) Thanks for the clarification. :)
Boom! That’s how rich people get rich and stay rich - ahead of the game! Don’t hate now - improve your game! 👍🏴
No wonder she is rich. Beyond genius.
“Don’t ever judge a book by its cover”
"I never would of guest..."
"Genius"🤡🤪
Lol, some people.
Go figure, HE’s not even blonde 🤷🏻
That was my first thought too.
"Would of" is bad enough by itself...
@@bullfrogpondshop3179 we can blame that on "would've"
@@Hothenrik thanks, but I already guest why people say "would of".
And that’s a fact Jack !!! Awesome , thank you,
Bob
One of the best jokes I've heard in a very, very long time! Thanks for sharing!
You need to get out more
A very smart gal! 😄👍
Should have been “ I never would have guessed…….” A guest is a friend who visits your home.
And that is why she was a millionaire, brilliant.
This joke has been around for 20+ years. Glad you finally heard it
I never would of guest he'd hear it
Spot on lollll
A blonde, a blind man, and hortod1 walk into a bar, the bartender says:
Get the fuck out of here.
Idiots angry in comments for living under rock for 20 years. Joke old as this guys face.
I heard of it as a true story a few years back and it was about a dude from NY
Smart Lady. An funny to boot 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah I never would have GUESSED that either.
😂😂😂 that was a great joke!!! ❤❤❤
I thought 'of guest' was the blonde joke, lol.
Still laughing out loud, here.
Someone telling a smart blonde joke that spelled guessed the way it sounds. PERFECT.
This is actually based on a true story.
Arkansas farmer/Rancher who does business in NYC alot.
No it’s not, you don’t have to give up the collateral when you get a loan they just put a lien on it. WTF, true story.
@@mikeryan6277It would have to be a pawn shop instead.
@@nancypelosi2627 you’re right hadn’t considered that.
Citation needed.
"Guessed." To guess.
"Guest" something like a person invited to visit.
Also, it's "would have guessed," not "would of guessed."
. . . and "blonde" should have been capitalized, and there should have been a colon after "joke," and, of course, we're missing a period at the end of the sentence. That's five errors in a nine-word sentence. Sigh . . . At least the joke was okay.
@philipr.6090 so who is the guest. I guest it don't matter non.
“Of”! how about have…
"I've never read a book" should be the title of this
Lmao. That’s one smart women 👍👍
Thanks for being positive!
Thats guiness she definitely not dumb she smart as heck love it.😂
That was a good one😂😂😂
Incredible, smart lady
As an Australian, I genuinely struggled to understand what he was saying. That accent is so thick...
Point is not all blondes are dumb 😅😅
Touché ❤
Anyone who writes "never would of guest" should be very careful about making jokes.
😂
This is one of my dad's favourite jokes!!
Do you remember Jurassic Park? When the guy got caught by the dino in the bush... he said "Clever girl!" very apt for this joke!
Thinking outside the box!!!!! Very wise!!!
THATS Right on 👍👏🥰
of guest = have guessed
People swapping “of” for “have” has become so widespread that it will probably soon become the correct way to say it.
I assume it’s because people don’t read anymore, they just hear and repeat. “Would’ve” sounds like “would of”, and no one knows the difference.
Ive heard this same joke before but it was in London and the blond was a businessman. Still a great joke!
😂😂😂😂😂
Smartest Blonde yet😂😂😂
MAN , somedays, you just make my day , brother.
I heard thay joke years ago but forgot how it went exactly with the money borrowing, thanks for reminding me of a smart move that we can laugh at!
Smart blonde 😉
Blonde joke I never would "have guessed" the punchline 😉
Yeah, I'm surprised he spelled wrong and used poor grammar. I thought that Tom was smarter than that.
And they called her the dumb one. Bwahahaha 😂
His accent is so strong half of people listening won’t understand him. It needs subtitles.
thats true didn't understand what he said we need words on the video too
You think his accent is strong?! I understood every word. Folks of some East coast states have truly strong accents..ijs
@@sharonshelton408 I’m talking about people in other parts of the world that don’t speak English as their primary language. You are like so many people in your part of the world that are living in a cultural bubble as if everyone lives in America. I am eriting from South Korea. I know many people who speak English very well that woukd not understand him. I do because I’m Canadian and for the last 24 years teaching at universities my specialization has been pronunciation and how to describe variations symbolically. How about you. Do you think everyone is as ignorant as you are?
Yup. you are right I am an Indian- educated in a convent .didn't understand a word.
Brilliant!
Very smart lady.
Clever lady 😏 ❤
Natural blonde here, I approve this joke.😂❤
"I never *would of guest...."* Ouch! Try, "I never would have guessed!"
The funniest part of the joke is the inference that there was a smart blond!.
Guest? No, it's guessed...Lol
checkmate...lol...❤
Dude, guessed not guest lol. BTW, I'm a natural blond, but I knew that 👱♀️ Why are most blond jokes one liners? So men can understand them too 😊
She’s a genius alright.
I never would HAVE GUESSED this was a blonde joke!
“I never would of guest”!?
Boy, bye!
“Would of guest”… anyone else have an issue with this?!
That would be……’.never would HAVE guessed.’
Third grade must’ve been a huge struggle.
I personally would, of course, not want to be a guest of the punchline. It’d be too risky for my self esteem. Also who is Blonde Joke? She the one with the Ferrari?
PS what is the name of the bank that loans out 5 grand for 17.50, I need a loan!
“I never would of guest the punchline”?!
And at that moment he knew who was his boss should have been...
She was obviously smarter than whoever wrote the tagline "I would never of guest"
This really doesn’t make a lot of sense; when you use a car as collateral for a loan, they put a lien on it. They don’t actually keep the physical car and store it in their garage.
Yeah it's a dumb joke. She's rich but has no where to keep her car for a week?
@@nikkimcdonald4562 there seems to be a lot of folks thinking this was funny af though. 🤭
@@audio3980
People think it's funny because they were told it was funny. But none of it makes sense like you said it's a bank not a pawnshop.
Here is another hilarious joke...
I went to the Apple Store to buy some apples but they said they don't sell apples so I bought oranges instead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fantastic.
Extreme problems require extreme solutions.
Guest-a person who spends some time at another person's home in some social activity, as a visit, dinner, or party.
The irony of posting a dumb blond joke while using "guest" instead of "guessed".
Except that banks don’t take your collateral until you DONT pay back the loan.
That's very clever, I guest what the punch line was. No dumb blonde.
Telling blonde jokes while spelling guessed as guest. 😂
Now THAT's using your head for more than just a hat rack!
Enough x100 said
A smart blonde joke… i like it
I'm so glad this wasn't a math joke. I was born blond, brunette now but I would have been totally lost if it had anything to do with math.🤔🤣🤣😌😞
It kinda was a math joke. Since when does a $5,000 loan only cost $17 in fees and interest?
That’s not a blonde joke, that’s just genius
Guest ???? Yeah , genius....
Saw it coming. She's seen Ferris Bueller.
Why not leave the car at home in her mansion? And get an uber to the airport
Maybe she didn't trust her spouse or anyone else
@@joycehl1957 If she didnt trust her spouse, partner easy fix take her car keys with her.
The Genie is our guest
Watch yourself with that joke son it's an antique.
Smart. I wonder if I could do that with 1973 Volkswagen
Love that!
I never would have guessed that you would be my guest?😅
When I heard it was a Bentley.
So why didn’t she borrow less $ then? Her “parking fee” would be even lower than $17.5😆
I had heard this one a few years back
I remembered the joke about the old father that needed lawn work and the son in jail who called the fbi because of some buried sh*t 😂
😂😂😂😊❤
Her house...and take a cab
I heard this years ago except it was a man that borrowed the money.
Gotta think like a millionaire.😊
The grammatical errors are the punchline.
Good joke, the lady’s obviously very smart, unlike the bankers, and specially smarter than whomever wrote “…I never would of…” instead of “I never would’ve…” 😝
guest = visitor in your home
guessed = came to a conclusion
sometimes I'm convinced people make these ridiculous grammar errors on purpose to get comments. "would of" is bad enough
Love it ! 🤣👍
Well played.
Couldn't see it coming... because it's not a "blonde joke"