Dumbest Criminal Videos of the Decade

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  • @Picobits
    @Picobits 2 місяці тому +10753

    The second hand embarrassment from these videos is crazy

    • @luxeartro5060
      @luxeartro5060 2 місяці тому +39

      This reply will get 0 likes, or will be the least liked reply, and 8 billion people don’t care, thank you

    • @DavidBonelo
      @DavidBonelo 2 місяці тому +23

      Finally I found a decent translation for "vergüenza ajena" in spanish, thanks

    • @Baldursgate3playthrough
      @Baldursgate3playthrough 2 місяці тому +23

      Yup, i have no idea how people can behave like this

    • @comedordetraps7337
      @comedordetraps7337 2 місяці тому +11

      Nah bro, we only use zoomer language here, it's "Cringe" 🤓

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal 2 місяці тому +8

      And the satisfaction is immense too! Watching this makes everyone feel smarter! Well except some politicians, maybe!😂

  • @ObesityCity
    @ObesityCity 2 місяці тому +7646

    0:20 this whole scene felt straight outta a cartoon
    - peers inside
    - starts covering face before he leaves view
    - comes back with face covered
    - throws rock
    - runs away and trips
    - trips again 💀

    • @garycarpenter2932
      @garycarpenter2932 2 місяці тому +74

      maybe he should have purchased professor calvnin q. calculus' portable hole. would have given him a place to go.

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ 2 місяці тому +189

      And with that unique look to him too

    • @WhiteBoogeyman
      @WhiteBoogeyman 2 місяці тому +87

      What's he hiding in his pants

    • @4862cjc
      @4862cjc 2 місяці тому +34

      02:30. Well, I am convinced he is a UPS auditor!

    • @NelmacCity
      @NelmacCity 2 місяці тому +87

      The older I get the more I realize all those ridiculous tv/cartoon tropes are all based on real human interactions

  • @vegetarian.vulture
    @vegetarian.vulture 2 місяці тому +2279

    5:51 there's a bigger dog being heard inside, but the timing of tiny Maltese chasing them out is comical😄

    • @AnonymousTranquility
      @AnonymousTranquility 2 місяці тому +73

      They’re good dogs by the end of the day

    • @SlippyLegJones
      @SlippyLegJones 2 місяці тому +50

      Also, if there's a dog making noise to wake people up that might not be a part of their plan.

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 2 місяці тому +47

      Yeah, you can hear the other dog even when the Maltese is outside. Still hilarious. 🤣

    • @Perry_dAccard
      @Perry_dAccard 2 місяці тому +91

      The big dog might be the brain, while the Maltese is the muscle😂

    • @emreeren13
      @emreeren13 2 місяці тому +5

      Or it's just the Maltese and the noise of the bigger dog comes from "something" else?
      🤯🤯🤯

  • @steve8t2
    @steve8t2 2 місяці тому +1576

    Doing an escape room after you've escaped from prison is S tier comedy.

    • @smeezekitty
      @smeezekitty 2 місяці тому +85

      You can't say she doesn't have experience

    • @Joe__Smith
      @Joe__Smith 2 місяці тому +3

      Even Beavis and Butthead wouldn't do something like that...

    • @bubblegum03
      @bubblegum03 2 місяці тому +41

      She discovered her passion

    • @singenstattatmen5096
      @singenstattatmen5096 2 місяці тому +14

      Feels like she definitely wanted to do that to "celebrate her accomplishment" and feel really clever. Might have felt less clever with the cuffs on after.

    • @mikatu
      @mikatu Місяць тому +2

      no mate, she assumed to escape for good she needed to enter that room.

  • @UnnamedGreenDemon
    @UnnamedGreenDemon 2 місяці тому +6436

    0:49 they robbed bro of his self-esteem

    • @UnnamedGreenDemon
      @UnnamedGreenDemon 2 місяці тому +60

      @Channel-sld-q9s what the fuck? Is this a bot?

    • @kam_ui
      @kam_ui 2 місяці тому +136

      @@UnnamedGreenDemon yeah, don't interact with the bots, they feed off of attention

    • @LonePanzer
      @LonePanzer 2 місяці тому +25

      @@UnnamedGreenDemon Yeah it's a bot, dont reply to it

    • @knowwhatimeme
      @knowwhatimeme 2 місяці тому +28

      That's Cambodian and Vietnamese women for ya

    • @ariffiqbal168
      @ariffiqbal168 2 місяці тому +15

      @@UnnamedGreenDemon yeah it is,
      Ignore and report

  • @creepkilla007
    @creepkilla007 2 місяці тому +5403

    3:05 the way he just hangs in the bin in full defeat is so funny

    • @ITFNBiteBayKon
      @ITFNBiteBayKon 2 місяці тому +199

      I had to pause to laugh at that one, it was great.

    • @em0_tion
      @em0_tion 2 місяці тому +119

      @@ITFNBiteBayKon RIGHT where he belongs! 🤣😂

    • @megalodonsniperelite
      @megalodonsniperelite 2 місяці тому +84

      Honestly he had a great plan if the cops didn’t show up I honestly feel bad for him but like damn poor dude just wanted to rob a bank and then had a good plan only for police to literally wait outside for him to leave said vent and then give em the arrest of shame.

    • @Iemonkkwastaken
      @Iemonkkwastaken 2 місяці тому +206

      @@megalodonsniperelite "poor dude just wanted to commit a felony" do you know what you're saying right now?

    • @PhysicalEngineering
      @PhysicalEngineering 2 місяці тому +64

      BRO GOT BINNED LOOOLL

  • @Milesco
    @Milesco 2 місяці тому +409

    Burglar: "This is a burglary!"
    Forklift operator: "No, this is a holdup!"

  • @blazingwreckage
    @blazingwreckage 2 місяці тому +4520

    The "UPS auditor" guy is sending me. Imagine a perfectly legitimate employee of a perfectly legitimate company comes to your door, and, as part of their perfectly legitimate explanation of their perfectly legitimate reason for being there, throws in a casual "I swear to God" 💀💀💀 In what universe

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 2 місяці тому +302

      And "look it up!"

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ 2 місяці тому +127

      Oh you swear to God? Understandable, have a nice day

    • @kobisjeruk
      @kobisjeruk 2 місяці тому +72

      I had to stop watching because that was too cringy. It wouldnt been better for the dude to just start running.

    • @roll3886
      @roll3886 2 місяці тому +92

      And his reply was a whole heap of mumbled nonsense "well i uh ups im neighbors checking in the area im ups im checking i swear to god" what did he even say lol

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 2 місяці тому

      you serious? that's a totally real ups guy. stupid

  • @Predman1227
    @Predman1227 2 місяці тому +678

    I love the part where the Bank robber falls into a recycle bin and just instantly gives up when he realizes there's no escape.
    Had me in stitches XD

  • @missmadness564
    @missmadness564 2 місяці тому +2453

    7:00 If your kid tries to be a porch pirate you need to raise them to be better

    • @BlissfullWulf
      @BlissfullWulf 2 місяці тому

      Problem is is that you have those parents that use their kids to steal for them.

    • @masx4468
      @masx4468 2 місяці тому +218

      Parents are ashamed that he failed. Don't get caught, son!

    • @CreepyMemes
      @CreepyMemes 2 місяці тому +348

      kids mimic what they see in their household

    • @bubadeggs
      @bubadeggs 2 місяці тому

      He was just joking

    • @cossoccocsoc
      @cossoccocsoc 2 місяці тому

      Or online.... ​@@CreepyMemes

  • @2x2x2x2-2
    @2x2x2x2-2 2 місяці тому +1431

    7:06 "I was just joking"
    Most obvious package thief ever..

    • @NikolaiWowe
      @NikolaiWowe 2 місяці тому +30

      That was so funny

    • @Batmann_
      @Batmann_ 2 місяці тому +74

      This reminds me of a typical YT commenter when you call them out for saying something blatantly wrong/dumb.
      "I was just joking!"
      uh huh, sure.

    • @MediCali951
      @MediCali951 2 місяці тому +6

      ⁠@@Batmann_this comment was blatantly wrong/dumb

    • @thudthud5423
      @thudthud5423 2 місяці тому +17

      Judge (in juvenile court): "Well, I think you should be sent back to your parent(s). No harm done....I WAS JUST JOKING!"

    • @Batmann_
      @Batmann_ 2 місяці тому +13

      @@MediCali951 I was just being sarcastic

  • @GruppeSechs
    @GruppeSechs 2 місяці тому +196

    An escaped convict going to an ESCAPE ROOM is priceless.

    • @valenz1234
      @valenz1234 2 місяці тому +7

      Getting more practice for next time.

    • @ayyq3174
      @ayyq3174 2 місяці тому

      Fr that's what I thought​@@valenz1234

    • @theobamaprism
      @theobamaprism 2 місяці тому +2

      ayyy, she got the experience tho

    • @mattiismouse1086
      @mattiismouse1086 Місяць тому +3

      "naw, I'd win"

  • @D-One
    @D-One 2 місяці тому +2727

    2nd guy has to be insane...... fails to hide face, fails to break window then falls over while running... How did he survive until adulthood without accidentally dying??

    • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
      @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 2 місяці тому +98

      Obelix there threw the smallest menhir evah.

    • @JojoK9226
      @JojoK9226 2 місяці тому +35

      Made me think of a Benny Hill sketch!

    • @evilellis
      @evilellis 2 місяці тому

      just look at the guy, 100% alcoholic

    • @MrRedrick94
      @MrRedrick94 2 місяці тому

      You're asking this while this guy is morbid obese. I am more interested in the answer of the following question: how do fat people not get depressed by their ugly shape and the pain in their joints, muscles etc.

    • @KokkiePiet
      @KokkiePiet 2 місяці тому +28

      Smart People seldom aspire to crime.

  • @skeptical4936
    @skeptical4936 2 місяці тому +1763

    0:50 Bro was so embarrassed that his robbery attempt didn't work out the way he intended, he just walked out the building like nothing happened 😆

    • @smugcat2521
      @smugcat2521 2 місяці тому +77

      His self esteem was never the same after that

    • @DontReadMyPfp21
      @DontReadMyPfp21 2 місяці тому +4

      Yea

    • @wombat4191
      @wombat4191 2 місяці тому +50

      That's what happens when you try to threaten people with a purse

    • @Starannify
      @Starannify 2 місяці тому +10

      Someone probably already made this joke, but...that's a nat 1 intimidation! Ha!

  • @physicsonly
    @physicsonly 2 місяці тому +219

    CALL 911!
    I'M 911!
    NO, YOU'RE NOT!
    7:59 Gets me everytime.

    • @justasnail885
      @justasnail885 Місяць тому +2

      If you listen closely at the end you can hear the cop let out an exasperated "Just.. STOP" 😂

    • @Matt-uf6xn
      @Matt-uf6xn 23 дні тому

      Best part of the video

  • @kam_ui
    @kam_ui 2 місяці тому +3279

    imagine doing a hit and run and leaving your license plate behind, might as well give the cops a business card.😭

    • @loki2240
      @loki2240 2 місяці тому +24

      It's not like they planned it. They hit someone accidentally, panicked, and left (maybe intoxicated).

    • @paintbalzmaster
      @paintbalzmaster 2 місяці тому +8

      if it's reported "stolen" you are good to go.

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 2 місяці тому +1

      It's "as well", Einstein. 😂😂😂

    • @johnjeffreys6440
      @johnjeffreys6440 2 місяці тому +2

      The title should be the funniest criminals of all time.

    • @ThesecretgamerYT
      @ThesecretgamerYT 2 місяці тому

      LMFAO

  • @jonesclone
    @jonesclone 2 місяці тому +1958

    The first guy was nice enough to leave his info

    • @alreadynowhere
      @alreadynowhere 2 місяці тому +8

      That's so kind of him

    • @fancyhotdog2656
      @fancyhotdog2656 2 місяці тому +5

      had to leave their signature so nobody steals their credit

    • @alwaysflushinpublic
      @alwaysflushinpublic 2 місяці тому +1

      Anyone see the dine and ditch lady Sept'24? She left her purse/ID at the table and returned to the restaurant to get it.

  • @Amuzic_Earth
    @Amuzic_Earth 2 місяці тому +96

    Criminals anger me just as equally as stupidity of people, but when these two traits combine, it's a surefire formula for pure joy.

    • @Cheeze251
      @Cheeze251 Місяць тому

      Nearly all criminals are stupid. For most of them they would not be criminals if they were not stupid.

    • @mo-s-
      @mo-s- 10 днів тому

      Stupid people only anger me when they have power

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 2 місяці тому +390

    The video 0:49 will never not be funny to me. You see the ladies laughing, the man behind the desk going to answer the phone, then the robber gets in, all violent, and they look more annoyed than scared, and the guy behind the desk actually answers the phone! At first you think "Oh, he is going to call the police!" but then "Hello?"
    Peak cinema.
    If this happened in a film, nobody would have believed it.

    • @xendordawnburst9969
      @xendordawnburst9969 2 місяці тому +20

      I think we as a society have just seen the hand-in-the-bag trick too many times to take it seriously! Which makes it all the scarier when it turns out to be real!

    • @DrawinskyMoon
      @DrawinskyMoon 2 місяці тому +18

      That’s because they are just as broke as the thief. They have no money.

    • @hulong0205
      @hulong0205 2 місяці тому +5

      language barrier

    • @LincolnDWard
      @LincolnDWard 2 місяці тому +4

      @@hulong0205 ???
      The "robber" and the guy on the phone were both speaking English

  • @purpleplasma4824
    @purpleplasma4824 2 місяці тому +1261

    Imagine thinking you're loved just to get arrested by a teddybear with eyelashes and a bow. 8:40

    • @nouvel0001
      @nouvel0001 2 місяці тому +14

      😂

    • @ronaldjames8615
      @ronaldjames8615 2 місяці тому +11

      Yeah, that case needs some context

    • @typryor2227
      @typryor2227 2 місяці тому +16

      At least someone wanted them

    • @lawlessfarming9878
      @lawlessfarming9878 2 місяці тому +1

      lol black at it again

    • @daiganmonceaux7347
      @daiganmonceaux7347 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@ronaldjames8615I believe she was a pretty big druglord in some South American country

  • @Wannabearborist
    @Wannabearborist 2 місяці тому +43

    6:39 the only thing I can think about is all the cops now says “license and registration please” like the seagulls in finding nemo 😂😂😂

    • @friencheetah
      @friencheetah 2 місяці тому

      Huh?

    • @Wannabearborist
      @Wannabearborist 2 місяці тому +4

      @@friencheetah all those cops around that car… I am just thinking about that scene in the movie finding nemo where all the seagulls are yelling mine-mine-mine-mine but then because I thought of that I imagined all the cops doing the same but all of them saying “license and registration please”

  • @0ella.
    @0ella. 2 місяці тому +5573

    With all the daily dose I’m watching I’m slowly overdosing

  • @jmz2144
    @jmz2144 2 місяці тому +522

    8:40 dressing up as a teddy bear to trick a suspect is crazy work 😂

    • @joesmith1574
      @joesmith1574 2 місяці тому

      The only fury I can appreciate.

    • @AxolotlQueen
      @AxolotlQueen 2 місяці тому +2

      Feels like a Brooklyn 99 episode

  • @OGPluetsch
    @OGPluetsch 2 місяці тому +48

    The irony of escaping jail, only to be caught in an escape room is hilarious

  • @Stallitov
    @Stallitov 2 місяці тому +605

    3:58 she wanted to experience it again💀

    • @usagi32211
      @usagi32211 2 місяці тому +46

      Trying to beat her time from the first go-around.

    • @cauazion1551
      @cauazion1551 2 місяці тому +30

      She was training for the second round

    • @GrandelZeon
      @GrandelZeon 2 місяці тому

      that poor woman she is dumb tho

    • @HElCrux444
      @HElCrux444 2 місяці тому +29

      She was like : "damn I'm really good at this lemme try this escape room real quick"

    • @michabednarczyk5459
      @michabednarczyk5459 2 місяці тому +8

      Prison is an ultimate escape room

  • @LightningEthan
    @LightningEthan 2 місяці тому +844

    0:30 the way that dude is built is concerning

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 2 місяці тому +71

      He may have been hiding a bag in there. If not, probably a tumor.

    • @Thatguy-of5re
      @Thatguy-of5re 2 місяці тому +20

      Dude was built like Weeaboo Jones from that Filthy Frank sketch.

    • @yeetboiwhatyesplease2095
      @yeetboiwhatyesplease2095 2 місяці тому +12

      Bro looks like Bluto from Popeye

    • @nicholasnewlin7919
      @nicholasnewlin7919 2 місяці тому +15

      Straight up looks like that one dwarf from the hobbit.

    • @Bitume5
      @Bitume5 2 місяці тому +35

      ​​@@nicholasnewlin7919don't you go and insult Bombur like that 😭😭😭

  • @debrakleid5752
    @debrakleid5752 2 місяці тому +18

    When I was a paramedic we had a 2 car accident where they must have been driving around 5-10 miles per hour. There was no damage and it happened in a parking lot. Police told me that the driver that was “hit” told the other driver that if he gave him $100 he wouldn’t go after him for “damages”. The guy said “no” and so the scam artist wanted us to take him to the ER with pain all over his body. He had head pain, chest pain, neck pain, back pain, abdominal pain, hell when I asked about fingers and toes he said yes. Since he had so much trauma we strapped him down onto the backboard so he couldn’t move even a millimeter. Told the nurse at the hospital what happened and about his little scam he tried to do and said he would stay on the board for a while. They were busy. Hate scammers

    • @katanaman444
      @katanaman444 Місяць тому +1

      God I hope this story is true, lol

  • @23paingel
    @23paingel 2 місяці тому +333

    The ones where they get caught, freeze up for like 5 seconds, then go "It was a prank" actually physically hurt to watch

  • @mishka1138
    @mishka1138 2 місяці тому +642

    Going to an escape room right after a prison escape is crazy

    • @gangster_alpaca
      @gangster_alpaca 2 місяці тому +67

      Level 2

    • @mishka1138
      @mishka1138 2 місяці тому

      @@gangster_alpaca lol

    • @jayholland6023
      @jayholland6023 2 місяці тому +36

      gotta practice _just in case_

    • @dustin3596
      @dustin3596 2 місяці тому +23

      they probably thought she had good experience

    • @blakearius
      @blakearius 2 місяці тому +1

      I tried to find an article but it is impossible to search for. You just find prison break themed escape rooms.

  • @TheInspectors-xm7yd
    @TheInspectors-xm7yd Місяць тому +11

    0:17 that is literally the gas station from gumball

  • @phantomsrage6523
    @phantomsrage6523 2 місяці тому +417

    5:49 they running from the tinniest dog possible lmfao

    • @CyberRani
      @CyberRani 2 місяці тому +1

      the dog bite

    • @drmwpn
      @drmwpn 2 місяці тому

      Surely not a higher Sn content than Rin-Tin-Tin himself, though?

  • @nick.100
    @nick.100 2 місяці тому +217

    8:45 getting walked out by the bear is crazy 😂

  • @Suryazach
    @Suryazach Місяць тому +7

    1:26 why the heck did he try to rob right outside the police station? 😂😂

  • @Peepimus
    @Peepimus 2 місяці тому +230

    8:02 - “nO, yOu’Re NoT.!.!” 💀

  • @Raccoon-j7m
    @Raccoon-j7m 2 місяці тому +130

    4:10 did she want to relive the experience?

    • @clayrages2423
      @clayrages2423 2 місяці тому +3

      Lol

    • @Zaeka
      @Zaeka 2 місяці тому +2

      I’m giving that escape room 1 star review , snitches

    • @alwaysflushinpublic
      @alwaysflushinpublic 2 місяці тому

      "Let me show y'all how I did it" Guess Canada should build prisons more like a Jeopardy game and less like Kingston's Pen.

  • @stemwaffle
    @stemwaffle 2 місяці тому +14

    As someone who works in an Escape Room, it is easily the WORST place to go if you are on the run.

  • @ssifr3331
    @ssifr3331 2 місяці тому +585

    "Call 911"
    "I'm 911"
    "No, You're not"
    This is like a scooby doo script LMAO

    • @munkeefinkelbeen5395
      @munkeefinkelbeen5395 2 місяці тому +10

      More like Monty Python 😁

    • @tigerman1978
      @tigerman1978 Місяць тому

      @@munkeefinkelbeen5395 or sovcits calling 911 because they are being told theill get arrested if they dont produce some ID...

  • @Pibioribi
    @Pibioribi 2 місяці тому +271

    4:26 this must be the stupidest thing I've seen in a while, 1st they walk right in front of the camera where it's obviously possible to see their faces, 2nd one of the boys stands in front of the camera basically facing it covering nothing but the package +3rd while they say "go. do it" and the other boy peeks around the corner making his face visible too. And 4th they take the package and all run away at the same time making it completely useless to "block" 1/4 of the cameras view... How can people be so stupid sometimes, even neanderthals could probably do better than this

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 2 місяці тому +34

      They look like teenagers and teenagers don't always think. I hope the cops got them and showed them how stupid they were. 🤣

    • @ethansadie9185
      @ethansadie9185 2 місяці тому +12

      It’s game logic that if a camera doesn’t directly see a crime nothing happens. Too bad this is real life.

    • @DeadWaits
      @DeadWaits 2 місяці тому +16

      Those cameras have a deceptively wide angle of capture. I bet he thought it was covered by just his chest or something.

    • @vidahy9636
      @vidahy9636 2 місяці тому +1

      why would Neanderthal be any less intelligent than you and I, they are humans like us

    • @MegaFregel
      @MegaFregel 2 місяці тому +3

      @@DeadWaitsthis is the very obvious answer. Some people think there’s a screen like taking a selfie and he can see what we can see or what?
      I bet if viewed from a different angle we would see him stand real close to the camera and everyone would assume that he covered the whole scene.

  • @luffytaro5566
    @luffytaro5566 2 місяці тому +15

    6:49 "Smile and wave boys, smile and wave."

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 2 місяці тому +953

    "we got this man's license plate, now what"
    Peak passive aggressive mode ever

    • @rl_danny
      @rl_danny 2 місяці тому +2

      @Channel-sld-q9s What a horrible bot

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser 2 місяці тому +2

      It's a stolen car

    • @sparrow56able
      @sparrow56able 2 місяці тому +2

      How so?

    • @Safeara397
      @Safeara397 2 місяці тому

      pretty sure 8:20 was you, walt

    • @PhilieBlunt666
      @PhilieBlunt666 2 місяці тому

      You could almost hear "you are so dumb! Hide ur kids hide ur wife...."

  • @jacobpugpoirier3350
    @jacobpugpoirier3350 2 місяці тому +259

    3:05 The way he falls into the trashcan and just keep his arms out like that is so funny.

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 2 місяці тому +9

      Just the trash taking itself out. 😆

    • @jacobpugpoirier3350
      @jacobpugpoirier3350 2 місяці тому +6

      @@grondhero 😭

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 2 місяці тому +6

      The resignation to his fate is what makes it.

    • @redrox3312
      @redrox3312 2 місяці тому +4

      And he clearly didn’t plan that which makes it funnier 😂

    • @komali2
      @komali2 2 місяці тому

      It's funny but these days you couldn't make me give a shit about a bank getting robbed man those mofos robbed me blind too many times

  • @wendyjaa
    @wendyjaa 2 місяці тому +7

    Imagine not only getting busted by the cops, but getting busted after falling into a trash can 🤣

  • @GrantM454
    @GrantM454 2 місяці тому +297

    The guy who dropped into the trashcan just accepted defeat lmao

    • @mikek0135
      @mikek0135 2 місяці тому +6

      Can't even really be mad at him. 😄

    • @Willpower-74205
      @Willpower-74205 2 місяці тому +5

      A very fitting end for a criminal career, IMHO! Demoralized criminals are defeated criminals. 😆👍

  • @SnackTimeWithYogurt
    @SnackTimeWithYogurt 2 місяці тому +93

    7:52 the way they come out of the van at the exact same time 👌

  • @Sam-r4g
    @Sam-r4g Місяць тому +4

    “Call 911 !!”
    “I AM 911 !”
    “NO YOUR NOT!!”
    😂got me flying 😂

  • @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl
    @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl 2 місяці тому +734

    "Call 911!"
    "I am 911!!!"
    "No you're not!"
    I couldn't breathe for a good 10 seconds laughing 🤣🤣

    • @riddik79
      @riddik79 2 місяці тому +16

      thank god I wasn't drinking soda when I watched that part 😆🤣

    • @Baldursgate3playthrough
      @Baldursgate3playthrough 2 місяці тому +8

      We can agree on this specific statement

    • @indecutink
      @indecutink 2 місяці тому +2

      Caught me way off guard 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @skydiverclassc2031
      @skydiverclassc2031 2 місяці тому +3

      "Yes I am!"
      "No you're not times 100!"

    • @Demanteq
      @Demanteq 2 місяці тому +7

      7:59

  • @ArrowMaster_
    @ArrowMaster_ 2 місяці тому +163

    5:58 "Big scary dog"😂💀

  • @miraalzarouni1122
    @miraalzarouni1122 29 днів тому +6

    3:05 the criminal think that it a good idea to jump in a trash bin 💀

  • @Gaming1Doge
    @Gaming1Doge 2 місяці тому +589

    0:40 to be fair, you wouldn't expect someone robbing what looks to be a nail salon to be able to afford a weapon

    • @cubster6260
      @cubster6260 2 місяці тому +17

      im pretty sure thats actually what they were thinking lol

    • @myfavoriteplanet3247
      @myfavoriteplanet3247 2 місяці тому +7

      It was like a . Scene from Trailer Park Boys.

    • @rhysplaysvirtual
      @rhysplaysvirtual 2 місяці тому +4

      Idk, have you seen the prices in those places? $60 for some fake nails, and that's the cheapest around here! And there are always customers.

    • @CrashFan03
      @CrashFan03 2 місяці тому +10

      why a nail salon of all places?

    • @Elvyne
      @Elvyne 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@rhysplaysvirtual It's well-known, they'd rather pay for their superficiality than food..

  • @highcommander2007
    @highcommander2007 2 місяці тому +191

    2:30 might be the worst liar i have ever heard of

  • @justchiling22
    @justchiling22 2 місяці тому +21

    The police bear being one of the officers to bring the suspect to the police vehicle was the cherry on top 😂

  • @derpboi42
    @derpboi42 2 місяці тому +442

    0:21 dude has the craziest beer belly 💀

    • @derpboi42
      @derpboi42 2 місяці тому

      @Channel-sld-q9s wow, a wild failure and disgrace to everyone they know! (Report them)

    • @derpboi42
      @derpboi42 2 місяці тому +36

      @Channel-sld-q9s it’s reportin time

    • @joeking3181
      @joeking3181 2 місяці тому +69

      I was about to say, dude’s body shape is honestly more recognizable than his face. It would be like recognizing Kim K by her ass in a perp lineup.

    • @charlieblood4581
      @charlieblood4581 2 місяці тому +7

      @@derpboi42 I seen this exact bot on multiple channels and he is posting that stuff for almost 2 days YT mods are sleeping for real

    • @chasef89
      @chasef89 2 місяці тому +13

      That's not a beer belly, he just shoplifted a couple of turkeys.

  • @HumbleAshe
    @HumbleAshe 2 місяці тому +142

    1:42 Breaking into a car when someone is *already* inside and waiting is pretty stupid and hilarious to me. I’m just picturing the lady having a silly smug time just waiting for the guy to open the door.

    • @Kronosdoesshit
      @Kronosdoesshit 2 місяці тому

      She may have had tinted windows,but yeah.Still dumb

    • @RamosACT
      @RamosACT 2 місяці тому +2

      Not really stupid since the windows were probably tinted and couldn’t see

    • @shaquilleoatmeal7389
      @shaquilleoatmeal7389 2 місяці тому +7

      @@RamosACT still stupid lmao

    • @aliasyghost
      @aliasyghost 2 місяці тому +9

      @@RamosACTI think the person who’s waiting is stupid, why I let someone to break the lock or scratch the car while I’m watching!!??

    • @PeterRobotMusic
      @PeterRobotMusic Місяць тому +1

      "Excuse you?"

  • @xxmurtagh7xx
    @xxmurtagh7xx 2 місяці тому +297

    Honestly though, the mobile home guy. Absolute fucking miracle he made that turn without flipping the entire trailer. Must have been quite the beast of a truck.

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd 2 місяці тому +1

      Guy’s just a wannabe reality TV ‘star’… "Bestest Trailer Trash"

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 2 місяці тому +1

      @@gr8dvd Best trailing trash.

    • @YTStoleMyUsername
      @YTStoleMyUsername 2 місяці тому

      That's gotta be one of the craziest police chases ever

  • @MuchDrOrange
    @MuchDrOrange 2 місяці тому +105

    3:00 bro fell into a scooby doo trap💀

  • @pengalupenguin
    @pengalupenguin 2 місяці тому +22

    0:25 nah bro just tripped like he was in a cartoon 😭

  • @RaimaNd
    @RaimaNd 2 місяці тому +81

    7:20 NEVER tell anyone that you've a dashcam. Just go with it. And tell the police officer that you've one but do it in a way the other person does not notice it.

    • @L4JP
      @L4JP 2 місяці тому +9

      Perhaps that was the only way to get them to go away so the person with the dashcam could continue their journey.

    • @AVI.D
      @AVI.D 2 місяці тому +2

      Why would you seek out trouble like that?

  • @Driftuner
    @Driftuner 2 місяці тому +131

    "call 911!"
    "i am 911!"
    "No youre not!"
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL 7:59

  • @ProvidenceGroff-w2l
    @ProvidenceGroff-w2l 20 днів тому +3

    0:47 the guy in the bottom right answering the phone cracks me up 😂😂

  • @damoon4739
    @damoon4739 2 місяці тому +78

    3:04 The fact that he fell right in to that recycling bin, like it was a trap set up by the cops 😂

    • @PABadger13
      @PABadger13 2 місяці тому +10

      No, I think he put it there to gain access to the bank - he had to get to that vent somehow. Which probably worked pretty well, when he's carefully balancing on it, but when he drops his whole weight straight down on the center of the lid from the height of a couple of feet - ouch.

    • @GuardianTiger
      @GuardianTiger 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@PABadger13Oh yeah true

  • @shawnmichaels568
    @shawnmichaels568 2 місяці тому +254

    4:59 Their sudden reaction as soon as the guy said "Get away from the door." was hilarious. 😂

    • @igorkapusciarek1244
      @igorkapusciarek1244 2 місяці тому +20

      The slight "kurwa" from one of those robbers... As a guy from Poland, I feel ashamed of them

    • @syberian68
      @syberian68 2 місяці тому +4

      @@igorkapusciarek1244 i was no sure at first, but yes definitely there was "kurwa" :(

    • @novy1198
      @novy1198 2 місяці тому +1

      I could understand Poles stealing in Poland, but in US where their salary is like 5 times higher?

    • @Gall-Anonim
      @Gall-Anonim 2 місяці тому +3

      @@novy1198 choose one, or perhaps both:
      - greed
      - laziness

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 2 місяці тому +6

      Those guys were pros, I recognize the style. High vis vest, broad daylight, going into homes you know are vacant. They haven't caught up to modern times however. Doorbell cameras are everywhere. Even if you see it and disable it, it's got you on camera coming up to disable it. If your face isn't captured, the owner still gets an alert and can watch the video of a masked person disabling their camera, and can then call the police. Doorbell camera = either don't bother, or blitz the place. Because you've only got about 5 minutes for a burglary call where the owner isn't home and no one is in immediate danger.

  • @shorty7363
    @shorty7363 2 місяці тому +5

    These were hilarious, but the best ones were the truck sprinkler, the forklift driver, and the BIG, scary dog!😂😂😂

  • @The_pidey
    @The_pidey 2 місяці тому +175

    8:47 Bro got the police forklift certification

    • @possumorb3770
      @possumorb3770 2 місяці тому

      See, this is why being Forklift Certified is a good thing

  • @iMikecompany
    @iMikecompany 2 місяці тому +137

    8:23 Heisenberg would be proud

    • @Heisenberg31782
      @Heisenberg31782 2 місяці тому +11

      I am indeed 😅

    • @TheEntityinyourHouse
      @TheEntityinyourHouse 2 місяці тому +1

      Warning, a bot has infiltrated the reply section!

    • @lKappa
      @lKappa 2 місяці тому +4

      @@TheEntityinyourHouseHe could be anyone one of us 🤨

    • @TheEntityinyourHouse
      @TheEntityinyourHouse 2 місяці тому +2

      @@lKappa False alarm, the posts have been deleted.

    • @jennykeele
      @jennykeele Місяць тому

      @@lKappahe could be you

  • @gsxr419
    @gsxr419 2 місяці тому +6

    I genuinely despise the criminal mindset.

  • @TheRedEngineer
    @TheRedEngineer 2 місяці тому +130

    3:57 when you finish playing the main story and start doing *side quests* 😎

    • @bruk5827
      @bruk5827 2 місяці тому

      real, nice to see you btw

    • @TheRedEngineer
      @TheRedEngineer 2 місяці тому

      @@bruk5827 💪🏻❤️

  • @fugofugo5135
    @fugofugo5135 2 місяці тому +95

    0:20 he behaves Like Harry and Marv from Home Alone, And he doesn't even need Hotwheels on the ground

  • @NotSoUselessFacts
    @NotSoUselessFacts 2 місяці тому +8

    7:12 you can tell that this isn't the first time they've tried this. I mean, look at the back of the car!!!

  • @underdrow5572
    @underdrow5572 2 місяці тому +73

    8:31 the worst he can say is no

    • @Squidkid31
      @Squidkid31 2 місяці тому +5

      Nah the worst he can say is “ your under arrest”

  • @BIGMUSICUNIVERSAL
    @BIGMUSICUNIVERSAL 2 місяці тому +143

    2:20 Speech.exe fatal error!

    • @Flexvex
      @Flexvex 2 місяці тому +9

      "Dee-auaghddjbdshagughijuscome- i'm with ups, i'm with ups, I was going to bsldufhrs to your neighbors, we go around every- ev-every place to make Sure that blurshhs you're not home we'll pi your neighbors or whatever"
      -bro what the hell 😭

  • @mochi_aster
    @mochi_aster 2 місяці тому +3

    5:46 the little cotton swab running after them 😭😭

  • @firemayro
    @firemayro 2 місяці тому +78

    1:54 I know it's a bunch of headlights and stuff, but at first it looked like a timelapse of the days going by while he reflects on his life choices lmao

    • @CJBox9
      @CJBox9 2 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @TheLuckyBlockShow
      @TheLuckyBlockShow 2 місяці тому +5

      I took a picture every day for the past 15 years ahh

  • @ChaosBlitzBeta
    @ChaosBlitzBeta 2 місяці тому +150

    The bike outside of the cop station one always gets me laughing.

  • @AfghanBoy70
    @AfghanBoy70 2 місяці тому +10

    “Big scary dog” seems like a great description for that dog😂💀

  • @Batyalas
    @Batyalas 2 місяці тому +59

    5:55 you got me with the "big scary dog* 😂

    • @Baldursgate3playthrough
      @Baldursgate3playthrough 2 місяці тому +2

      For a second i thought it would be a big dog.. but then it would not be dumbest crimials i guess

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 2 місяці тому +188

    7:11 that’s a child.. someone is getting their kid to do this.. disgusting

    • @1408Phantom
      @1408Phantom 2 місяці тому +76

      I mean, he could just be stealing it for himself. Kids steal stuff too

    • @LocketInThinePocket
      @LocketInThinePocket 2 місяці тому +23

      What a wild assumption to make without providing the source of your info. 💀

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 2 місяці тому +6

      Lmao it's super common, y'all need to get outside more

    •  2 місяці тому

      ​@@LocketInThinePocket True. We all know the brown kids just have stealing in their genetics. I've seen brown infants waving guns around before they're even old enough to walk.

    • @leechion2933
      @leechion2933 2 місяці тому

      Lil kids are turd beuh. We had lil kids ding dong ditchin here but instead of just that, they were hockering on peoples doorknobs.

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 2 місяці тому +10

    Last clip is why you don't mess with Forklift certified people 💀

  • @vitocarelli
    @vitocarelli 2 місяці тому +166

    01:00 like a cat seeing a mirror

    • @raccooninthatoven
      @raccooninthatoven 2 місяці тому +9

      imagine how bad a cucumber scares him… poor guy…

    • @brad5179
      @brad5179 2 місяці тому +11

      There is a statue of a guy holding a gun in the corner

    • @vitocarelli
      @vitocarelli 2 місяці тому

      @@brad5179 thank's, i don't notice, is like G.I. Joe

    • @vitocarelli
      @vitocarelli 2 місяці тому

      @@raccooninthatoven he gets a (h)earth attack

    • @BlueberrieVR
      @BlueberrieVR 2 місяці тому +1

      He such a dummy

  • @josephdavis4956
    @josephdavis4956 2 місяці тому +182

    Silly goose, you steal a chainsaw by putting a chain on it and starting it.
    I guarantee no one stops you.

    • @HostileTakeover555
      @HostileTakeover555 2 місяці тому +7

      True 😂

    • @yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382
      @yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382 2 місяці тому +4

      I don't think they have gas in them

    • @josephdavis4956
      @josephdavis4956 2 місяці тому +5

      @@yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382 the process of starting it would involve putting gas in it. Was I meant to list everything to do? Take it off the shelf, look around, unscrew the cap...no, just let the joke be bro

    •  2 місяці тому

      ​@@josephdavis4956You're dealing with Redditors here, just be thankful they didn't stick their dick in it.

    • @zandrew8648
      @zandrew8648 2 місяці тому

      @@josephdavis4956 right, and no one would stop you before you finish doing all of that apparently.

  • @nathanhartono91
    @nathanhartono91 2 місяці тому +3

    4:05 the insane cosmic irony of this story has me reeling 😂😂😂

  • @BigBergs
    @BigBergs 2 місяці тому +111

    I love how the guy just answered his phone while getting "robbed" 0:48

    • @oktosite_
      @oktosite_ 2 місяці тому +1

      Probably calling the cops?

    • @BigBergs
      @BigBergs 2 місяці тому +2

      @@oktosite_ someone was calling him

    • @Baldursgate3playthrough
      @Baldursgate3playthrough 2 місяці тому +1

      You need to be a bit more intimidating if you want to rob someone

    • @OntarioTrafficMan
      @OntarioTrafficMan 2 місяці тому

      ​@@oktosite_When you call 911 does your phone ring, followed by you saying "Hello?"

    • @kimia1664
      @kimia1664 2 місяці тому

      10/10 customer service

  • @benjamintodd5637
    @benjamintodd5637 2 місяці тому +38

    8:30 imagine thinking you've evaded the police only to get arrested by a furry.

  • @LuminousLead
    @LuminousLead Місяць тому +4

    3:20 It looks like the car runs over her foot, which explains why she has so much trouble running away.

  • @trudystallings6797
    @trudystallings6797 2 місяці тому +169

    Imagine being on a list of the dumbest criminals of the decade 😂

    • @LT1
      @LT1 2 місяці тому

      No way he had a gun.

    • @TheEvilRayquaza
      @TheEvilRayquaza 2 місяці тому

      Every package thief in existence

    •  2 місяці тому

      Sam Friedman just got on the Fortune 500 list for being a top Democrat donor instead.

  • @OriginalCookedBread
    @OriginalCookedBread 2 місяці тому +340

    The way he’s say “We got this man’s license, now what?” Has always been so funny to me.

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser 2 місяці тому +5

      It's most likely a stolen car, so the license plate isn't gonna matter

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- 2 місяці тому

      ​@@CheeseMiser Same with 7:28

  • @adamricecracker7128
    @adamricecracker7128 2 місяці тому +3

    The Peru Cops part is the best :D
    I love the creativity and energy to really do this and not just joking around :D
    i wonder how it was when the first one had the idea, and then everyone was probably laughing, but when the laughing settled someone had to say: "ok now, lets do it", and everyone else be like: "yep".

  • @Peepimus
    @Peepimus 2 місяці тому +80

    5:54 - “big scary dog”
    iNdEeD.!.! 🐶

  • @VeeOasis
    @VeeOasis 2 місяці тому +45

    5:29 now this is just idiotic

  • @HarryLarsson-b2n
    @HarryLarsson-b2n 2 місяці тому +15

    7:12 wow buddy amazing job censoring the license plate 6WUD97B

  • @A9SM-u6z
    @A9SM-u6z 2 місяці тому +62

    5:41 “whoops, that brand comes with batteries included😬”

  • @Raso_09
    @Raso_09 2 місяці тому +37

    4:42 that is the most cartoonish bounce not even theater people could replicate, i can hear- no, SMELL the sound effects from that boioioioing, a masterpiece like few/no others

    • @Youarat225
      @Youarat225 2 місяці тому +1

      the cartoon slippery sound affect after he hit

  • @paullagasper2821
    @paullagasper2821 2 місяці тому +2

    Bro when the robbers ran away from the tiny poodle o couldn’t stop laughing😂😂😂

  • @The_Cat_Commenter
    @The_Cat_Commenter 2 місяці тому +525

    This is your daily dose of Internet❌
    These are the dumbest criminals in the past year✅

    • @Laradoxx
      @Laradoxx 2 місяці тому

      😮

    • @small7616
      @small7616 2 місяці тому +6

      bro wtf is fake mrbeast saying

    • @TorenMire27
      @TorenMire27 2 місяці тому +1

      a lil twist

    • @epos.nephilo
      @epos.nephilo 2 місяці тому

      @Channel-sld-q9s​​⁠!! Reply bot detected !!
      Do not pay any attention to this bot. Do not watch its videos, do not subscribe to it, and do not reply. Bots like this feed off your attention.

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser 2 місяці тому +2

      I don't know what's more disappointing. Your comment, the fact three hundred people have liked it, or the fact that the channel gave you a heart

  • @ArrowMaster_
    @ArrowMaster_ 2 місяці тому +29

    7:59 Absolutely golden clip😂🤣

  • @stinkymonke3622
    @stinkymonke3622 2 місяці тому +7

    8:25 breaking bad ass invention

    • @deamooz9810
      @deamooz9810 2 місяці тому

      Bro thinks he’s Walter White… he kinda is, that contraption is sick af

  • @kaneheine3524
    @kaneheine3524 2 місяці тому +36

    6:25 Little cat was terrified, just trying to take a nap

  • @MohamedamineElhassani
    @MohamedamineElhassani 2 місяці тому +26

    7:43 Smooth criminal.

  • @karlahall9058
    @karlahall9058 2 місяці тому +1

    Great video!!! I laughed so hard 🤣 😂 😭!!!! Thank you. We all needed that😊❤!!!!

  • @cluelesspainter
    @cluelesspainter 2 місяці тому +66

    2:55 This is more cartoonish than real cartoon 😂

  • @squ1r7y
    @squ1r7y 2 місяці тому +30

    7:35 obviously it's not their car