Certified Goon Judge Joe Brown Gets Cussed The Hell Out! Im Leaving. F ck You

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  • Опубліковано 13 лют 2010
  • Goon Judge Certified Joe Brown CRAZY Nigga Thug

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  • @juststuff9796
    @juststuff9796 5 років тому +20617

    My guy snitched with so much detail I thought I was there. Had to check wtf I was doing that day

  • @lockdownlamar2624
    @lockdownlamar2624 4 роки тому +11257

    He even snitched on the car for not having airbags.

  • @abdulrahmanibrahim2076
    @abdulrahmanibrahim2076 Рік тому +661

    I love the fact that he sarcastically started clapping when the witness entered , and everyone cluelessly joined in.

  • @candaceg005
    @candaceg005 5 місяців тому +85

    My grandma use to watch this show, she passed away 7 years ago from a heart attack. I love and miss you dearly ❤❤

    • @thomascrutchfield4572
      @thomascrutchfield4572 2 місяці тому +2

      ❤️

    • @DouglasDawkins
      @DouglasDawkins Місяць тому +5

      May your family find peace and comfort in the joyful and loving memories of your deeply missed
      Grandmother 🦋💐🙏🏿

    • @kerrycavanaugh4268
      @kerrycavanaugh4268 Місяць тому +3

      Your grandmother and I have the same taste. I love Judge Joe. Rest in peace.

  • @sIurz
    @sIurz 4 роки тому +5712

    Witness: “It was a cool 73 degree morning, wind was 8 mph to the east”

  • @moonlitscorpion6830
    @moonlitscorpion6830 3 роки тому +7108

    The second I heard,”Ain’t none of ya business” I got comfy REAL quick.

  • @JustinWilliams1028
    @JustinWilliams1028 Рік тому +394

    The mother couldn’t even look at him 🤦🏽‍♂️ So sad..

    • @nikolaszuraff1234
      @nikolaszuraff1234 Рік тому +16

      Hell, if I was the parent, I wouldn't be able to, either. As a matter of fact, I would say to his face after the session "I was cursed when I had you as a child." I wouldn't even feed him.

    • @keenanhadnot5764
      @keenanhadnot5764 Рік тому +23

      She raised him ..

    • @nikolaszuraff1234
      @nikolaszuraff1234 Рік тому +8

      @@keenanhadnot5764 I would stop feeding him if he became a nuisance to society like that.

    • @jamestaylor4480
      @jamestaylor4480 Рік тому +2

      ​@@nikolaszuraff1234 I would call a dominatrix on him

    • @jamestaylor4480
      @jamestaylor4480 Рік тому

      @@keenanhadnot5764 She raised a sissy

  • @marvindrummond-ix2dg
    @marvindrummond-ix2dg Рік тому +272

    You can tell that dude Brandon mom was the type of mom that wouldnt let nobody discipline him when he was young and now she catching it

    • @jamestaylor4480
      @jamestaylor4480 Рік тому +1

      A dominatrix should punish him

    • @Soicyemo
      @Soicyemo Рік тому

      Absolutely and he think his behavior is cute real gangsta’s don’t even act like him he just a clown ass nigga from the hood everybody would laugh at 💯

    • @ariel393939
      @ariel393939 Рік тому +4

      Where you there ?

    • @sheilamcneill833
      @sheilamcneill833 Рік тому +6

      Exactly! All this is tearing her azz down. If it’s not it should

    • @jamestaylor4480
      @jamestaylor4480 Рік тому +1

      @@sheilamcneill833 That boy needs a dominatrix.

  • @RetiredUSArmy1
    @RetiredUSArmy1 5 років тому +5412

    “I told him to slow down cause it ain’t no airbags in the back seat” 🤣😂

    • @march_gal7367
      @march_gal7367 5 років тому +19

      TheReal ActionBronson 🤣🤣🤣

    • @heyjustin9908
      @heyjustin9908 5 років тому +42

      He telling on dude on JJB. 😂😂

    • @makeaplaytv7034
      @makeaplaytv7034 5 років тому +7

      TheReal ActionBronson 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @derekjenkins2294
      @derekjenkins2294 5 років тому +229

      😂😂😂 I never in my life heard anybody say slow down bc of no airbags in the back seat

    • @ufcprodigy7485
      @ufcprodigy7485 5 років тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vic_gst7579
    @vic_gst7579 5 років тому +2566

    Why do all these guys look like characters out of GTA 🗣😂😂

    • @Omo21000
      @Omo21000 5 років тому +88

      The big shirts 😭😭

    • @rbee4821
      @rbee4821 5 років тому +99

      when the witness came in I swear I had the controls 😂

    • @uhurus2
      @uhurus2 4 роки тому +77

      They have old school style. GTA is good at copying westcoast style

    • @jacobl.743
      @jacobl.743 4 роки тому +47

      Or maybe gta is just based off of real life thugs lol

    • @imtrippin6575
      @imtrippin6575 4 роки тому +40

      This is from 2010 they have the same graphics

  • @stratfordbaby
    @stratfordbaby 8 місяців тому +52

    My mom would've smacked me in the face if I was swearing at the judge. No doubt.

    • @kitsunefaye1661
      @kitsunefaye1661 7 місяців тому +5

      I would be in the back of a hearse. 😳

  • @arthurmosley6865
    @arthurmosley6865 Рік тому +195

    This is an example of how not to act in court.

    • @fatonyalmitchell3281
      @fatonyalmitchell3281 Рік тому +7

      Life 🧬 will give him karma

    • @carterthechevrolet9219
      @carterthechevrolet9219 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@fatonyalmitchell3281doesn't go like that sir

    • @glad6054
      @glad6054 8 місяців тому +1

      Or anywhere else...

    • @wally6914
      @wally6914 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@fatonyalmitchell3281 it's a TV show. They're all getting paid to be there.

    • @TajeniV
      @TajeniV 3 місяці тому

      Judge talking shit yet cant take it when its dished back
      I hate ppl who are in positions of power who are like this
      Sorry judhe brown is a whole🤡😂
      “I’ll jack you up” talking tough then when homie returns the energy you wanna place him under arrest
      Whole nut is what judge brown is
      I bet if he saw homie on the street he wouldnt be so tough

  • @devansnider7793
    @devansnider7793 5 років тому +7068

    "Bring in the dude with the photographic memory"

    • @michaelk9056
      @michaelk9056 5 років тому +177

      Pornographic memory

    • @KwisBwown
      @KwisBwown 5 років тому +143

      hahaha. bring in the paid actor. fake case. like most of em.

    • @richardc6715
      @richardc6715 5 років тому +12

      @@KwisBwown bust it, thought so

    • @Artywalker
      @Artywalker 5 років тому +6

      Hahaha

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 5 років тому +15

      Who's also terrible at telling a story.

  • @Uncle_elroy4
    @Uncle_elroy4 5 років тому +1922

    Dude even told the Temperature of the day.
    Edit: Didn't expect this many likes y'all. But he probably snitched on you guys to like this so thank you my boy.

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real 5 років тому +33

      Tarence McElroy OMG!!!! I showed your comment to my son and we fell clean OUT...We were just doing the same thing about ol' boy's EXTRA accurate testimony🙌🏾😂🤣😂

    • @Uncle_elroy4
      @Uncle_elroy4 5 років тому +17

      MrsConnie 2You it’s snitching and there is this. Lol from the street name to The car having airbags.

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real 5 років тому +10

      Tarence McElroy 😂😂😂EVERYTHING!! Lawd, here I go laughing like a loon AGAIN...I've seen many testimonies, and had to testify myself a time or two, but I ain't NEVA seen it detailed down to the LAST second...EVER😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @zakiyanafisa2979
      @zakiyanafisa2979 5 років тому +13

      Tarence McElroy that’s how you know it was bs because nobodies going to do that on national tv and they’re going back to the same neighborhood. 🤔🤦🏽‍♀️😂

    • @enigmastewart9712
      @enigmastewart9712 5 років тому +2

      🤣😂

  • @Chicken_Wing91
    @Chicken_Wing91 Рік тому +26

    Judge: “now is that all?”
    Witness: “he took 7 of my skittles when i said he could only have 4”

  • @CooterBrown929
    @CooterBrown929 Рік тому +48

    That young lady was clapping heavy at the end but was laughing with the dude the whole time.

  • @blackwindsignomancy8429
    @blackwindsignomancy8429 3 роки тому +5315

    This is a man who has been in a real court and knows he’s not in real court right now.

    • @Joseph.M.
      @Joseph.M. 3 роки тому +509

      Deadass i dont blame him for not actin a fool. Its good for ratings right? Lol

    • @midwest0pe
      @midwest0pe 3 роки тому +162

      Isn’t the consequences the same though?

    • @blackwindsignomancy8429
      @blackwindsignomancy8429 3 роки тому +136

      @@midwest0pe well i sure hope joe brown can’t send people to jail for contempt of court. I don’t think he can

    • @sourcecodegaming6259
      @sourcecodegaming6259 3 роки тому +678

      @@blackwindsignomancy8429 he indeed fucking can bro hes a real judge just cause the shits on tv dosent change the rules of the court

    • @machinegunpictures
      @machinegunpictures 3 роки тому +225

      LOL...he isnt a man, he obviously hasnt been to real jail either then acting like that LMAO

  • @portorock5227
    @portorock5227 4 роки тому +2681

    This dude gave 69 the courage to go out there and snitch on anybody 😂😂

  • @G.L.999
    @G.L.999 Рік тому +45

    I feel bad for his mother. She looked broken from her son's immature behavior! You can she didn't raise a son to be obnoxious; but whoever influenced him in his youth apparently must've taught him how to get rid of conscience and ethics and act immature all he wants with no consequences!

    • @dionruffin3996
      @dionruffin3996 11 місяців тому +9

      I can’t let her off the hook that easily the judge said “you have a history of wrecking motor vehicles” it wasn’t his first time being dumb. She probably doesn’t punish him enough

    • @kitsunefaye1661
      @kitsunefaye1661 7 місяців тому +5

      @@dionruffin3996Right. She enabled, and continues to enable his bad behavior.

    • @mariemartin2041
      @mariemartin2041 4 місяці тому +4

      The fact that she is standing with him to support him shows that she has been enabling him. She should be embarrassed. She help create this monster . She should have been on the other side telling the truth. Only then she would help her son.

    • @GirlsinnahoodMusic
      @GirlsinnahoodMusic 8 днів тому

      Girl bye she didn’t even say anything the whole time he was up there carrying on i wouldn’t be suprised if he disrespects her from time to time by the way she’s looking I can tell he’s been like that for a long time probably since a child she look like one of them single mothers to laugh at her kid cursing like it’s cute or something. Well it ain’t cute nomore he’s a grown immature disrespectful unattractive man child he act like he ain’t never had no father nor discipline & ITS HER FAULT HES LIKE THAT! THE END

    • @G.L.999
      @G.L.999 8 днів тому

      @@GirlsinnahoodMusic Well I do think he was raised by a single mother. And alot of(if not all) men who are raised by single mothers have a high likelyhood of commiting crime/mischief in their lives because there's no father in the house to set things straight in a boy's life. So I can't really say his mother isn't at fault for enabling his behavior over the years because it seems she played a part in it!
      P.S. keep in mind that my comment was made before I had a better understanding of how people behaved in single mother homes vs single father/two parent household. So admittedly, my views back then were rather scewed in a sense in regards to this. Nevertheless, I've gained some better insight ever since this comment I posted!

  • @williamhaynes4800
    @williamhaynes4800 Рік тому +30

    In the old days of our youth if you told a lie in front of a parent (or judge) it was an automatic punch in the mouth.

    • @kinsdonn
      @kinsdonn Рік тому

      That’s why y’all abuse rates for children was so much higher than today.

    • @annamarielewis7078
      @annamarielewis7078 10 місяців тому +2

      Now they shoot each other instead.

  • @adamwilson3485
    @adamwilson3485 5 років тому +2695

    Dude was like a GPS telling the story

    • @StanzeGQ
      @StanzeGQ 5 років тому +8

      Adam Wilson 😂

    • @DivineDisciple7
      @DivineDisciple7 5 років тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @yemzlol
      @yemzlol 5 років тому +3

      LOOOOOL

    • @corbo2765
      @corbo2765 5 років тому +20

      Lol it's true though. He says a sentence, then pauses and then another sentence. Hehe

    • @walsh9354
      @walsh9354 5 років тому +9

      Naturally smart. Waste of talent he got involved with the ghetto lifestyle

  • @xSchwifty
    @xSchwifty 4 роки тому +872

    "Your honor, he also didnt flush the toilet at the club or wash his hands"

  • @servicekid7453
    @servicekid7453 Рік тому +40

    5:05 that poor mother, the look on her face tells you all you need to know. She’s ashamed of her son and it’s breaking her heart

    • @megancamps1640
      @megancamps1640 Рік тому +1

      Oh well she’ll be alright

    • @ariel393939
      @ariel393939 Рік тому +2

      Yep, and I am sure he has made her cry. Children like this, make their mothers cry.

    • @gracehenderson4339
      @gracehenderson4339 6 місяців тому

      HE wasnt getting checked by mama long time ago Damn brat

  • @unclejuan
    @unclejuan Рік тому +29

    We need more judges like that.

    • @abrahampalmer8761
      @abrahampalmer8761 Рік тому +3

      Big Time

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real 10 місяців тому +2

      No we don't, judge Brown is exactly where he needs to be, out of the courtroom.

    • @buhlkari3115
      @buhlkari3115 10 місяців тому

      What u talking about, bro was a dickhead and didn’t even let Brandon tell his side of the story

    • @gabagabago0l
      @gabagabago0l 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ItsAllLove4Realexactly, judge brown thinks he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants.

    • @joytimmons
      @joytimmons 7 місяців тому

      Exactly.

  • @raymundoo2879
    @raymundoo2879 4 роки тому +1397

    Witness: "Sir, he was wearing an XL shirt when in fact he wears medium"

  • @fbi6555
    @fbi6555 5 років тому +4378

    Nobody:
    Witness: “It was a cool summer night, the air was warm like a glass a milk sitting in the haze of the sun. “

    • @cartertaion
      @cartertaion 5 років тому +92

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @cyb502
      @cyb502 5 років тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/85C5xGFXuEg/v-deo.html

    • @jazzy11213
      @jazzy11213 5 років тому +9

      Charles Ford Jr lmao

    • @Kc2Heatz
      @Kc2Heatz 5 років тому +11

      Charles Ford Jr 😂😂😂😂

    • @aaronhamilton9881
      @aaronhamilton9881 5 років тому +8

      😂🤣😂

  • @ryanmccarthy8625
    @ryanmccarthy8625 Рік тому +5

    On this episode of "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong". 🤣

  • @GranTyrant
    @GranTyrant Рік тому +7

    Joe Brown was the Steven Seagal of tv judges lol

  • @mrno_name9518
    @mrno_name9518 5 років тому +783

    Damn the dude even recalled the amount of clouds in the sky

  • @CocoapieRodriguez
    @CocoapieRodriguez 4 роки тому +715

    Witness:
    The gasoline tank had 3 liters left......

  • @reginaldharris3287
    @reginaldharris3287 Рік тому +37

    That young man fill with hate doesn't care attitude totally disrespectful to everyone especially his mother she is hurt beyond repair. She just realized she should have not appeared in court to be so humiliated and embarrassed by her son that day a day to be remembered to be looked at as a mother who failed raising her son she feels ashamed hurt deeply.

  • @norlarnhayes5810
    @norlarnhayes5810 Рік тому +33

    Feel sorry for his mom. He did not have enough respect not to cuss in her presence.

  • @masaruhighwind4776
    @masaruhighwind4776 4 роки тому +606

    Moms looked like she was thinkin “why did I come to court wit dis foo” 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @brittney9603
      @brittney9603 4 роки тому +28

      Poor Momma was so embarrassed and she probably was holding her hands most of the time to avoid popping the hell outta him in court

    • @NubianP6
      @NubianP6 4 роки тому +21

      I remember this episode, and at first, I thought she was embarrassed too, but then it seemed like she was being defensive about the situation and didn’t really want to listen to what Judge Joe had to say.

    • @myonie22
      @myonie22 4 роки тому +11

      Naw she knows the kind of kid she raised. Hate to say but most preacher's and high ranking officer's kids are bad af.

    • @Physicsggcuz
      @Physicsggcuz 4 роки тому +3

      myonie22 joe got karma when he got arrested for this😂

    • @jfbub1562
      @jfbub1562 4 роки тому +13

      His mom is who he got his disposition from! Another strong black woman who FINALLY sees why she actually needed that man she adamantly didn't need according to her!😂😂😂

  • @momentswithmarvin7539
    @momentswithmarvin7539 5 років тому +998

    "Kee and Peele" Need to rework this.

    • @jhondoe1122
      @jhondoe1122 5 років тому +5

      Shut the front door

    • @slybrew5760
      @slybrew5760 5 років тому +3

      Facts lol

    • @hoodrowwilson
      @hoodrowwilson 5 років тому +5

      Search “MadTV Court Case”. It’s Keegan self-incriminating himself for like 3 minutes to get out of a bank robbing charge lol

    • @axelwill1151
      @axelwill1151 5 років тому

      @@hoodrowwilson .. lmao .. seen that 1 n all Dem 1s too ..

    • @mider-spanman5577
      @mider-spanman5577 5 років тому +1

      This would be a perfect fit for them. Key would be Brandon and Peele would be the little dude snitching with a serious demeanor.

  • @kikinhugs11
    @kikinhugs11 Рік тому

    This episode lol, seen it on tv years ago, and now the power of the youtube gods got me watching this all over again 😂

  • @juanreyes4236
    @juanreyes4236 4 роки тому +2657

    He even snitched on the cat not wearing a seat belt...😭

    • @StoogesTheTwo
      @StoogesTheTwo 4 роки тому +36

      @@jordanallen8420 Shut the fuck up

    • @la4christ877
      @la4christ877 4 роки тому +3

      @@jordanallen8420 my dude fr?

    • @shamarcole2016
      @shamarcole2016 4 роки тому +13

      Deaddddd😂😂😂😂😂😊🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hallmarr
      @hallmarr 4 роки тому +10

      Lol defiantly did ! 😂😂😂

    • @Horrorshow-qj9do
      @Horrorshow-qj9do 4 роки тому +2

      The you talking bout?!?!

  • @Bilo5
    @Bilo5 4 роки тому +540

    I couldn't snitch that good if I wanted to 😂🤣😂

    • @erockstoenescu6171
      @erockstoenescu6171 4 роки тому +45

      You know he was practicing that shit in the mirror for days beforehand haha

    • @zengod406
      @zengod406 4 роки тому +16

      @@erockstoenescu6171 he had that shit written on his arm too just to make sure he got every detail

    • @maratnahimana
      @maratnahimana 4 роки тому

      @@jordanallen8420 Interessssssting

    • @maratnahimana
      @maratnahimana 4 роки тому

      @@jordanallen8420 Yes sir

    • @antoniogross2266
      @antoniogross2266 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kk4649k
    @kk4649k Рік тому +5

    What’s ironic is this judge spent time behind bars for doing the same shit in a real court. He talked back to judge and was charged with contempt of court. 😂

  • @langstonwalker1618
    @langstonwalker1618 11 місяців тому +15

    This is why you NEVER rent a car for another person or let them drive a rental they are not authorized to drive.

  • @trini_boi2414
    @trini_boi2414 3 роки тому +306

    That eye witness threw him under not one bus but buses 😩😂😂😂

    • @nlee4566
      @nlee4566 3 роки тому +6

      Oh well....lol He probally pissed him off before.

    • @donovanbray9524
      @donovanbray9524 3 роки тому +12

      Witness was singing like Mariah at Christmas

    • @madtonesbr
      @madtonesbr 2 роки тому +2

      Whole damn fleet

    • @jalenwilson4694
      @jalenwilson4694 2 роки тому +4

      Hell I would too, sound like he left him at the scene of his bullshit

    • @JoeSki253
      @JoeSki253 2 роки тому +1

      Threw him IN FRONT OF** 😂😂😂😂

  • @qordero7391
    @qordero7391 3 роки тому +2002

    Damn witness said it all, even had said homeboy didn’t have a seat belt on 😂

    • @Unclejack328
      @Unclejack328 2 роки тому +96

      And the gum wrappers he left under the seat.

    • @trinarichardson6682
      @trinarichardson6682 2 роки тому +21

      @@Unclejack328 🤣😅😂

    • @Unclejack328
      @Unclejack328 2 роки тому +12

      @@trinarichardson6682 Facts 😅😅

    • @taramoses9522
      @taramoses9522 2 роки тому +17

      Right, he volunteered info 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @taramoses9522
      @taramoses9522 2 роки тому +34

      Remind me not to ever be a around somebody that tell every damn thang 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JaySee8866
    @JaySee8866 4 роки тому +731

    Also, he was driving with a low gasoline warning light sir.

  • @patchesmcgee8477
    @patchesmcgee8477 4 роки тому +294

    that dude snitchin got a promising rap career ahead of him

    • @kylej6422
      @kylej6422 4 роки тому +3

      He a black 6ix9ine

    • @kylej6422
      @kylej6422 4 роки тому +7

      Dame Dolla Clutch Range are you dumb or are you stupid? He Mexican

    • @ky5059
      @ky5059 4 роки тому +6

      Jokes on you, he already won a Grammy for all that singing he did in this

    • @pyewpyew6218
      @pyewpyew6218 4 роки тому

      Dame Dolla Clutch Range no he’s Mexican and Puerto Rican 😂🤣 nobody gives a fuck that he says the n word tho

    • @robertdumitru9678
      @robertdumitru9678 4 роки тому +1

      @Kam Mike fuck you bitch

  • @shadowx2652
    @shadowx2652 9 місяців тому +2

    “Don’t disappoint your mama”. “You wanna be like that”? 😂

  • @kenndior1172
    @kenndior1172 Рік тому +8

    Dude made a witness statement on national tv that’s hilarious but tbh I hate the fact he disrespected a judge even real gangstas don’t do that

  • @jghjjhkhkhk
    @jghjjhkhkhk 4 роки тому +611

    Boy snitched so hard I thought I was the one who committed the crime.

  • @moonprincessmk
    @moonprincessmk 4 роки тому +818

    “And when we were nine, he stole my damn pokemon cards.”

  • @annegreenwood3624
    @annegreenwood3624 Рік тому +5

    such an amazing judge takes no bull or disrespect i bet he was a great father

  • @antoniodiaz8332
    @antoniodiaz8332 Рік тому +18

    This ain't the same since t money touched it!😂😂😂😂😂he slayed this one!

    • @MPPharaoh
      @MPPharaoh Рік тому

      Yes he did 😂

    • @blackmoon8776
      @blackmoon8776 Рік тому

      All he got to do is give him a poisonous mushroom and his ass is through

  • @stunnasavage
    @stunnasavage 4 роки тому +3674

    Judge: thank you that will be all.
    Witness: “He also ripped the tag off his mattress”

  • @dustinboss4180
    @dustinboss4180 4 роки тому +1279

    Guy was telling on people that weren't even there, with 40 years worth of detective work detail.

    • @33Tiffny
      @33Tiffny 4 роки тому +2

      hahahahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!

    • @sayvair
      @sayvair 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @Anthonyanderson075
      @Anthonyanderson075 4 роки тому +8

      bro fr like even I got in trouble idek these guys

    • @deashianorris3835
      @deashianorris3835 4 роки тому +1

      Dustin Boss on god 😂😂😂

    • @legalkillerkev
      @legalkillerkev 4 роки тому +2

      He was talking about fingerprints lmao f*cking clown.

  • @df6148
    @df6148 Рік тому

    0:29 is the funniest part the response to Joe. “Yeah bring the witness 🤷🏽‍♂️” 😂🤣🤣

  • @kendrakausau
    @kendrakausau Рік тому +3

    So disrespectful and it sounds like he will never learn his lesson. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @JayComedy1500
    @JayComedy1500 5 років тому +1319

    I couldn’t stop looking at the witness hairline it looks like the clippers made a wrong turn on broadway 😂😂😂

    • @Mclaren_karen
      @Mclaren_karen 5 років тому +15

      Why tf you posted this 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠

    • @charliehall8467
      @charliehall8467 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JayComedy1500
      @JayComedy1500 5 років тому +2

      GM 007 oh shit 😂😂😂😂 the jokes on me I guess I mean the witness not whiteness smh

    • @tonicemona933
      @tonicemona933 5 років тому +1

      Fuck AmericaBurnItDown 😭

    • @greyfox8951
      @greyfox8951 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

  • @BrianTKessler
    @BrianTKessler 4 роки тому +601

    Tekashi69: "Your Honor, no one can inform on more people than me."
    William Winston: "Hold my beer."

  • @michellebabcock8408
    @michellebabcock8408 Рік тому

    That’s how I know I watch this shit with my mom too much I know the whole situation before even watching it 😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️ I remember this episode lol

  • @COMMANDO21B
    @COMMANDO21B Рік тому +1

    He even knows what happened to the last two security guards😂

  • @Horrorshow-qj9do
    @Horrorshow-qj9do 4 роки тому +2770

    It’s like joe knew homeboy was a master snitch when he said bring him in

    • @Dime.Society
      @Dime.Society 4 роки тому +94

      Horrorshow 1232 I’m dead 😵😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 you said a master snitch 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @katlego720
      @katlego720 4 роки тому +4

      Booi

    • @travisnelson9104
      @travisnelson9104 4 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @mikec167
      @mikec167 4 роки тому +81

      Horrorshow 1232 dude came in like he was Mariano Rivera and was about to close the game for the Yankees 😂🤦‍♂️

    • @karenrogers2826
      @karenrogers2826 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @torontoslaptor
    @torontoslaptor 4 роки тому +590

    Witness: "my jeans were ripped right above the left butt cheek, and it had two pockets. One of the pockets flew into the air, which had a breeze coming out of the northeast."

  • @iamdaviontatum
    @iamdaviontatum 2 місяці тому

    “I will enlighten you and banish some of your ignorance” was the COLDEST LINE‼️🙌🏾

  • @boodeesparx1192
    @boodeesparx1192 Рік тому

    This been on my recommended for bout a decade and I finally clicked. Certified goon? 🤔 lmao

  • @onism5359
    @onism5359 4 роки тому +795

    *"Your Honor, In 4th grade I saw him peak at my math test, I felt harassed."*

    • @jeffreid7272
      @jeffreid7272 4 роки тому +10

      Well then he failed too when he wrote down the wrong answer he "peaked" at.... LOL

    • @sheritacummings7550
      @sheritacummings7550 4 роки тому +4

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ladyejustice9320
      @ladyejustice9320 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bucknaked406
      @bucknaked406 4 роки тому +2

      @@jeffreid7272 You're Fucked-up....lmao!

    • @BandMan.jay223
      @BandMan.jay223 4 роки тому +2

      $489 assessment

  • @DeltaPrime95
    @DeltaPrime95 5 років тому +859

    "I will enlighten you and banish some of your ignorance!"
    man sound like a skyrim character 😂

  • @Ranakade
    @Ranakade Рік тому

    Ngl the way the witness walked in, it was like he was dragged in last minute 🤣

  • @randymctavish3728
    @randymctavish3728 Рік тому +19

    To be fair "none of your business" is a perfectly normal response and Judge Joe Brown had no right to fine him just for that alone.

  • @mywallet7367
    @mywallet7367 4 роки тому +340

    Your honor, he gives his vegetables to the dog.

    • @Everythingizfine
      @Everythingizfine 4 роки тому +5

      And the vegetables are dipped in chocolate

    • @bigpesa6166
      @bigpesa6166 4 роки тому +1

      Haha funniest thing I've seen in a minute haha

  • @greyfox2349
    @greyfox2349 5 років тому +1873

    When your buddy snitches on you
    And you lose your nerves 😂

    • @4pfshad53
      @4pfshad53 5 років тому +51

      Told bout the liquor n all🐭

    • @mmr599
      @mmr599 5 років тому +2

      Grey Fox23 LOL

    • @adamwilson3485
      @adamwilson3485 5 років тому +66

      I bet that dude was a hall monitor in school

    • @Blackmachismoo
      @Blackmachismoo 5 років тому +3

      snitching? stfu

    • @truthseeker1225
      @truthseeker1225 5 років тому +9

      Grizzly Bear he was openly cooperating with the government....he’s a fucking rat.

  • @cristenjenkins1070
    @cristenjenkins1070 Рік тому +1

    4:09 his face looking like yeah he bout to be guilty 😭😭💀

  • @heavenlybrown4491
    @heavenlybrown4491 29 днів тому

    The moment he said "ain't none a yu business" I grabbed another bag of popcorn!!

  • @soundwave803
    @soundwave803 4 роки тому +383

    My dude in the stripes need to write books. After you clear all the snitches and witnesses, he is the final boss.

  • @jacoborta17
    @jacoborta17 4 роки тому +594

    He stopped laughing once he realized he was fr snitching😭

  • @davidtaylor5096
    @davidtaylor5096 Рік тому +3

    This definitely should of been a judge Mathis case (💯💯💯💯)

  • @yawnn112
    @yawnn112 5 місяців тому

    This is even funnier because in my head I hear the T-Money So Funny version of this

  • @ajay7797
    @ajay7797 Рік тому +1

    “Ain’t no airbags in the back seat” is funny asf 😂😂😂😂

  • @unmastered0
    @unmastered0 5 років тому +1389

    “Yeah my hands are in my pockets but my thumbs are out which means I’m open to conversation.. I know what my body language is saying” 😂😂😂
    BEST PART!

    • @derekjenkins2294
      @derekjenkins2294 5 років тому +121

      John Abakah 😂😂 my boy wasn’t hearing none of that shit judge was talking about he didn’t care how much his story aint make sense

    • @zipg246
      @zipg246 5 років тому +24

      And then the Judge said, " I will Enlighten You". That's an OG spittin GD talk and also why the young man shut up right quick.

    • @diriyaali3724
      @diriyaali3724 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @MrImadummy
      @MrImadummy 5 років тому +64

      @@zipg246 fuck that judge he a pussy

    • @grantwilhelm3887
      @grantwilhelm3887 5 років тому +14

      He said his palms you idiot. And that's true. Read a psychology book buddy

  • @olhickory4798
    @olhickory4798 4 роки тому +773

    In a real court room he would of been arrested immediately lol

    • @staceykersting705
      @staceykersting705 4 роки тому +66

      Yup! i've seen the judge add 30 days for every smart assery. Adds up fast!

    • @WeirdOne19142
      @WeirdOne19142 4 роки тому +42

      Without a doubt. A judge can give you a year in county jail for even just one cuss word. Don’t cuss at judges lol

    • @WeirdOne19142
      @WeirdOne19142 4 роки тому +40

      Tamara Geiger it is not real court, actually. What you are viewing is called “arbitration.” Arbitration, by definition, is “an alternative dispute resolution process” which is carried out secularly from the courts. It is, however, legally binding because both parties agree to allow the arbitrator to decide the matters of fact.

    • @bloodlinestudios7630
      @bloodlinestudios7630 4 роки тому +4

      @@WeirdOne19142 so is Judge Judy like that too? Because my mom loves that show lol. Also thanks for that info, I never knew that.

    • @jayfeely7239
      @jayfeely7239 4 роки тому +8

      In a real court room, the judge wouldn't act like that. It wouldn't have even been all this from the beginning. Most ppl do NOT like Joe Brown after going to his room anyway. He just got balls to speak. Too many obedient mofos out here. Then he act like, if u keep talking im calling the witness. As if the witness was just there for nothing and would've never got called if he wasn't talking. Ctfu.

  • @devonnarevell1249
    @devonnarevell1249 Рік тому

    The witness would make a great lawyer 😂 half the time I can’t even remember where I put my keys

  • @brandeno919
    @brandeno919 3 місяці тому +3

    5:41 probably first time
    She ever told him to stop or no 😂

  • @Zeel555
    @Zeel555 5 років тому +1556

    Boondocks gotta do an episode on this

  • @jkarnes7529
    @jkarnes7529 5 років тому +2254

    I almost quit watching this video in fear for the dude might start stitching on me.

  • @user-wr3uv8kx8y
    @user-wr3uv8kx8y 7 місяців тому +3

    I don’t care what anyone says, dude is a straight savage 😂 kinda disrespectful but entertaining nonrtheless

  • @thecountgaming6926
    @thecountgaming6926 Рік тому

    ...and someone said hello and he didn't say hello back. "Audience applause"

  • @manu61538
    @manu61538 4 роки тому +252

    Witness: “your honor, I saw him lift up the rug and sweep the dirt under it ”

  • @mbennett7785
    @mbennett7785 4 роки тому +431

    Witness:
    "He also called me ugly and said i cant read good..."

  • @user-kq4hf8se5b
    @user-kq4hf8se5b 7 місяців тому +1

    Bald guy changed the tone of his voice when judge said arrest him.

  • @masterminds672
    @masterminds672 Місяць тому

    4:28 why did the other mom snarl like she was going to fight 😂 and was laughing just like Brandon

  • @dmbcjs44
    @dmbcjs44 2 роки тому +2828

    That witness got one hell of a memory!!!!

    • @shaniedraper8044
      @shaniedraper8044 2 роки тому +70

      Mannnn... hell yeah!!!

    • @Esoteric_Lee
      @Esoteric_Lee 2 роки тому +25

      Lmao

    • @Lilkego
      @Lilkego 2 роки тому +101

      Factz I can tell he practiced a lot before comin in on court

    • @davidmajor8159
      @davidmajor8159 2 роки тому +2

      ...

    • @oneday5572
      @oneday5572 2 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stirner4879
    @stirner4879 9 років тому +7857

    Who remembers in early 2000's when ppl used to wear oversized clothes lol

    • @stirner4879
      @stirner4879 9 років тому +21

      Lol

    • @submarcos8456
      @submarcos8456 9 років тому +379

      Big clothes hide gats fool. Ain't no fashion bullshit

    • @afterastrum
      @afterastrum 9 років тому +7

      t y l e r You talking but you still watch and produce Trickshotting videos

    • @afterastrum
      @afterastrum 9 років тому +4

      t y l e r Lol how am I mad though, you talking about dated trends but look at you liking trickshotting videos, something that died off years ago.

    • @stirner4879
      @stirner4879 9 років тому +10

      Trickshotting is no where near dead lol and u seem pretty mad for bashing on my for bringing something up from the past Gianni

  • @speeddemon21
    @speeddemon21 Рік тому +4

    who here from TMoney So Funny ?😂

  • @user-mj8nf2vp7q
    @user-mj8nf2vp7q 3 місяці тому +2

    ...Sittin' Up In Here Triflin' and Carryin' On Like You Lost Ya Mind!
    👍🏾💯👨🏾‍⚖️🚨🚔😆😆🤣

  • @jackietan1007
    @jackietan1007 Рік тому +1

    Tmoney so funny brought me here 😂😂😂😂

  • @noeticone9151
    @noeticone9151 5 років тому +452

    Ol boy wanted to go to jail instead of ride home with his Mom
    She looks pissed

    • @GinaJonesStillettoQueen
      @GinaJonesStillettoQueen 4 роки тому +22

      She's so disappointed

    • @steviesosa5617
      @steviesosa5617 4 роки тому +6

      If that ain't the truth🤣

    • @noeticone9151
      @noeticone9151 4 роки тому +9

      @@GinaJonesStillettoQueen
      No Bull, I would never disrespect my mom like,that

    • @noeticone9151
      @noeticone9151 4 роки тому +3

      @@steviesosa5617
      😆😆😆 Facts

    • @noeticone9151
      @noeticone9151 4 роки тому +9

      @@veeli626 👏👏😂😂😂
      That would've been epic

  • @vengeance8370
    @vengeance8370 Рік тому +4

    Damn i need to make sure i wasn't doing anything illegal that day 😂😂😂

  • @jacknapyer
    @jacknapyer 4 роки тому +697

    after this was over, that witness contacted Jesus Christ and told him that Judas was in fact the one that betrayed him.

    • @kenyacunningham3482
      @kenyacunningham3482 4 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Fecalage
      @Fecalage 4 роки тому +3

      jacknapyer On November 11th, 2019, this comment wins the Internet.

    • @ScorpioRising_1975
      @ScorpioRising_1975 4 роки тому +1

      jacknapyer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AiddenJohnson
      @AiddenJohnson 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stevenstokes9355
      @stevenstokes9355 4 роки тому +3

      jacknapyer - Jesus knew .in fact Jesus sovereignty ordained it!

  • @kenndior1172
    @kenndior1172 Рік тому +1

    Dude was laughing because his friend made a statement on tv 😭🤣🤣😂😂

  • @south97north
    @south97north Рік тому +4

    Even the plaintiffs felt bad for him.

  • @randivanstone
    @randivanstone 4 роки тому +254

    "His left tire was low on air and the hub cap made a whirring noise and I offered to put air in it but he said it was a rental."
    -witness

  • @torontoslaptor
    @torontoslaptor 4 роки тому +420

    Judge Joe Brown: "Do you have anything to add to this?"
    Witness: *rubs hands together*

  • @ericl.massey7254
    @ericl.massey7254 4 місяці тому +2

    At 4:03, it looks like Judge Joe Brown is mad about this.
    4:23 Watch your language, please.

  • @dianeseymour6189
    @dianeseymour6189 Рік тому +6

    The Look on Mother’s Face Shows more than any words could. God bless her.