Don't Invite Your Grandma To Your Wedding. Adam Cozens - Full Special

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024

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  • @Alien_at_Large
    @Alien_at_Large 4 роки тому +46

    Bartender: "Excuse me, is this man bothering you?
    Me: "We've been married 17 years, so I'm gonna have to answer yes to that."

  • @sloanmagnum5009
    @sloanmagnum5009 2 роки тому +5

    "Weeeeee.... need to have a serious conversation about stealing copper wire" hahaha

  • @johnroark9568
    @johnroark9568 4 роки тому +19

    Gosh I love dry bar, I just love watching ads with a couple of moments of comedy thrown in. Sometimes I actually make it to a punchline before an ad!

    • @alohaoy
      @alohaoy 4 роки тому +3

      Download Adblocker,

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 4 роки тому +5

      Like alohaoy said, download Adblocker. I haven't see a commercial on here in years. If you're still seeing ads after today, that's on you.

  • @stevemcmahan8277
    @stevemcmahan8277 4 роки тому +37

    Very funny guy. Thoroughly enjoyed his set.

  • @drinkycrow4248
    @drinkycrow4248 4 роки тому +15

    I struggle with the thought that he looks remarkably like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket. Post breakdown Pyle.

  • @michaelcrowe8387
    @michaelcrowe8387 Рік тому +1

    I have always loved stand up comedy. I appreciate the fact that I can just connect my phone to my Bluetooth in my car and not have to worry about who may be riding with me the comedian will be clean. This guy was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @JesusistheLambofGod
    @JesusistheLambofGod 4 роки тому +52

    $95 for no one. No kidding. Eloping is cheaper.

    • @kilbridemeredith8742
      @kilbridemeredith8742 4 роки тому +6

      I was gonna say. Money could be saved for needs like housing, savings, vehicle upkeep, the inevitable separation.

    • @biggayal4149
      @biggayal4149 4 роки тому +1

      @@kilbridemeredith8742 "the inevitable separation" lol exactly.

    • @Spark_Iskra_z_Polski
      @Spark_Iskra_z_Polski 3 роки тому +1

      No need to elope. I had my wedding at the easter table, only parents who acted as witneses. Then we got our bags and went by train to a place 200km away to have a ceremony at a Pentecostal church the next day, where parents (Catholics) decided to join us (by cars). Then we took our bags and went by train to our home at the farthest corner of our country, Polska 🇵🇱 where we have been living happily ever after since 1990. The farthest, the better. My wedding dresses were sewn by my mom and were elegant but simple and useful. I had an embroidered white blouse and two skirts (white and blue), a lovely underwear petticoat to make the skirts fluffy and a blue jacket. In church in white, in official setting blue. Simple, fast, no costs and in time of a deep economic crisis in my homeland. Never regretted. It was our choice. I look at these American bride syndrom with much pity, really and cannot imagine this whole pain. Over here even a laaarge wedding is not a problem. But unfortunately we got americanized and the bridal disease is spreading.

  • @mkm6458
    @mkm6458 4 роки тому +30

    Drybar's stage backdrop is a bit creepy tonight. What is that?

  • @michaelsmith1481
    @michaelsmith1481 3 роки тому +5

    I got married for $40 in Vegas and divorced in Va for $86 I guess it’s true what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I went with $200 and a fiancé came back with $80 and a wife today I have neither lmao.

  • @jakeetschannel2031
    @jakeetschannel2031 4 роки тому +6

    The slide incident had me rolling 😂😂😂😂 poor dude 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

  • @tans3015
    @tans3015 4 роки тому +6

    He does have a cute little laugh/giggle.

  • @CopperOpera
    @CopperOpera 4 роки тому +33

    Overall I enjoyed it. That eternity joke was very funny. Enough to brighten my day. If I paid I wouldn't be disappointed.😁

    • @rebeccalindsey7194
      @rebeccalindsey7194 3 роки тому

      0

    • @bt7846
      @bt7846 3 роки тому +1

      He'll be thrilled from your comment.

    • @CopperOpera
      @CopperOpera 3 роки тому

      @@bt7846 why do you say that?

    • @bt7846
      @bt7846 3 роки тому +1

      @@CopperOpera Well, you know, I am sure he does not aim "enough" or "wouldn't be disappointed". As for me, I would not pay for it, nor I could watch the whole video, it was so weak. He is not a comedic personality. It is not for him.

    • @CopperOpera
      @CopperOpera 3 роки тому

      @@bt7846 I don't always expect fireworks. Sometimes a B movie is fun. Plus he's just a rookie. No big.

  • @preciousbrown7962
    @preciousbrown7962 4 роки тому +25

    First comment! I came to hear 👂🏾 the tea about his grandma 👵🏽

  • @debrawestbrook8960
    @debrawestbrook8960 3 роки тому +3

    I don't know if Dry Bar placed the ads at the specific intervals themselves, but 3 ads in less than 10 minutes is ridiculous.

    • @donnahampton3632
      @donnahampton3632 3 роки тому

      UA-cam does the ads however they want. I have noticed the more subscribers, the more ads. No subscribers, no ads.

  • @dalebeefsteak119
    @dalebeefsteak119 4 роки тому +34

    I'm a dude. This mans laugh is cute as hell.

    • @jasonmorgan6188
      @jasonmorgan6188 4 роки тому +2

      WHY did you have to point that out? I had to skip this video because all I could focus on was the eardrum punching sound of a menstruating hyena every 16 seconds.

    • @TH3RAPG4M3RxAR
      @TH3RAPG4M3RxAR 4 роки тому +1

      @@jasonmorgan6188 Glad you said that I was about to watch. Nevermind if gonna be an annoyance. 😅

    • @karebu2
      @karebu2 4 роки тому

      r/suddenlygay?

    • @dalebeefsteak119
      @dalebeefsteak119 4 роки тому +1

      @@karebu2 r/thisisn'treddit

    • @captainredclaw5864
      @captainredclaw5864 3 роки тому +1

      @@TH3RAPG4M3RxAR its not noticeable hes being dramatic

  • @memeokere5278
    @memeokere5278 4 роки тому +5

    HE'S HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • @GEM.Official
    @GEM.Official 2 роки тому +1

    Holy sheez. Adam! I haven't seen you since our comic strip days. World record show##. I just came across photos of you from back in the day. I feel old LMAO.

  • @NorbertHurni
    @NorbertHurni 4 роки тому +24

    I also completed a 5k recently ... but it was kalories, not kilometers ... yummy ;-)

  • @hopedavis760
    @hopedavis760 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for making me laugh nd smile.
    God bless you

  • @annadoyle2947
    @annadoyle2947 2 роки тому +1

    Hey is freeking adorable and really funny!! Awesome show!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣

  • @decyrano
    @decyrano 4 роки тому +2

    This guy provides his own laugh track, but it's that sneer from the dog, muttley, on the perils of pauline.
    And he does this ongoing impression of Barney Fife being ultra serious, with the high pitch voice. If those are your humor triggers, this is Your guy.

  • @jackhumphries4692
    @jackhumphries4692 4 роки тому +9

    I thought that the baby being free was a punchline and wondered why nobody laughed... Then he continued to describe the bill and I remembered America... Oh America...

    • @nectarinehair0115
      @nectarinehair0115 2 роки тому +1

      My baby was free, I had a c-section, was charged $10 then I got a check for $10 in the mail. Yes, I was in a hospital. 😁

  • @Eizi0815
    @Eizi0815 4 роки тому +2

    It's funny how he says that there should be a weight limit on the slides "for physics' sake" and then claims that the object will move faster the heavier it is :D
    He's got Newton's first axiom down though.

  • @charmnGUY
    @charmnGUY 4 роки тому +9

    He Hilarious.
    He got a Klingon head!

  • @caseyaustin8
    @caseyaustin8 Рік тому +1

    San Demas is also where they filmed Bill and Ted

  • @rogersledz6793
    @rogersledz6793 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

  • @mr.nozzles9121
    @mr.nozzles9121 4 роки тому +5

    Another gem.

  • @olivewoo522
    @olivewoo522 Рік тому

    I love Raging Waters. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was filmed at Raging Waters.

  • @sandypeppers6861
    @sandypeppers6861 4 роки тому +2

    Too smart for this crowd!

  • @cythiaspivey3823
    @cythiaspivey3823 Рік тому

    Best analogy I've heard on eternity is take a titanium sphere the diameter of our galaxy, have one snail travel around it until it cuts it in half, then you have just started eternity.

  • @twila03cos8
    @twila03cos8 4 роки тому +74

    Dang, most of this comment section did not pass the vibe check... I thought he was pretty funny

    • @hiyam2love
      @hiyam2love 4 роки тому +9

      Quarantine must be getting to them. He was freaking hilarious, not everyone can appreciate comedy.

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 4 роки тому +1

      YammyHiyam InnerCircle and Army
      People have different tastes in comedy. Just like with art, music, etc.
      Just cuz someone does not laugh at something you find “freaking hilarious”, does not mean they are incapable of finding something comedic.

    • @twila03cos8
      @twila03cos8 4 роки тому +2

      @@themurrrr I only said this bc when it was first out everyone was criticising him, and I just think that if they didn't have something nice to say they should keep it to themselves

    • @wikeida
      @wikeida 3 роки тому +1

      @@twila03cos8 Welcome to the internet.

    • @miss_sunshine25
      @miss_sunshine25 3 роки тому

      @@wikeida Sadly

  • @gabemartinex3986
    @gabemartinex3986 2 роки тому

    He looks like one of the mushrooms from Mario world when you step on them. He funny asf tho 🤣😂🤣

  • @CarlGorn
    @CarlGorn 4 роки тому +10

    Good material. I'd love to hear his set in a couple years when he gets rid of the nervous giggle in his delivery.

    • @slamminsammy941
      @slamminsammy941 4 роки тому +1

      Lunay LeZarde imagine he actually laughs like that , no way ...

    • @CarlGorn
      @CarlGorn 4 роки тому +1

      @@slamminsammy941 Even assuming that's true, he still laughs at all the wrong moments and it screws up his timing. He needs to get rid of about 90% of it if he doesn't want his delivery to sound like that of a rank amateur.

    • @NeonfxGraphics
      @NeonfxGraphics 4 роки тому +3

      I didn't notice before but now I can't unhear it ;_;

    • @nectarinehair0115
      @nectarinehair0115 2 роки тому

      Yes, a comedian shouldn’t laugh at his own jokes or giggle.

  • @brett4264
    @brett4264 Рік тому +2

    I think that woman in the audience is laughing at something else sometimes.

  • @stephenhyler8253
    @stephenhyler8253 4 роки тому +6

    The end tho😂😂

  • @roguerebel2947
    @roguerebel2947 3 роки тому

    Thanks 😊

  • @raYrefiedAire
    @raYrefiedAire 2 місяці тому

    I heretofore dub ye "homerowKeys" ambidextrous😅

  • @fxfxwc
    @fxfxwc 4 роки тому +1

    Sounds like Andy Rooney
    "Do you ever wonder?"

  • @michaelsmith1481
    @michaelsmith1481 2 роки тому

    Lmao I have been down that copper wire road

  • @christianfreedom-seeker934
    @christianfreedom-seeker934 4 роки тому +5

    Wait a minute...this guy looks really familiar. Like I went to school with him or worked alongside him. It could be a cooincidence but still..

    • @jsmith434w
      @jsmith434w 4 роки тому +3

      Did you study prehistory in school? Might've seen him in one of your textbooks.

    • @ravenlorans
      @ravenlorans 4 роки тому +1

      @@jsmith434w Or Insurance Commercials.

    • @oneloveonelife2221
      @oneloveonelife2221 4 роки тому

      Me2😀

    • @davidp4270
      @davidp4270 4 роки тому

      Private pyle from full metal jacket maybe?

    • @judyswiderski2682
      @judyswiderski2682 Рік тому

      People need the Lord.
      "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3.
      The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14.
      What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator.
      John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator.
      Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
      For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5.
      "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8.
      Jesus said that he is God!
      "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14.
      The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33.
      "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27.
      Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins].
      He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.]
      "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22.
      Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them."
      "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8.
      Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10!
      'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'

  • @brett4264
    @brett4264 Рік тому

    I would've thought Drybar limited his special to 20 minutes or so.

  • @latanafowler7136
    @latanafowler7136 3 роки тому

    I had the best laughs!

    • @1m2rich
      @1m2rich 2 роки тому

      Take a big honeymoon. Or put a down payment on a home or condo.

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf Рік тому

    Hilarious!

  • @garybrennan8391
    @garybrennan8391 3 роки тому +2

    If this guy actually has a direct deposit account with a church, he's not only a comedian, he's a clown. 😂

    • @christineleblond7777
      @christineleblond7777 3 роки тому +1

      It's not a direct deposit. You give donations and pay tithing online... The church doesn't automatically take it... You have to donate it willingly each month. I do the same thing. That's why I cannot understand how it could of happened. Must of been an electronic glitch.

  • @nancydeis7121
    @nancydeis7121 4 роки тому +11

    I am sorry but i have to ask why anyone would want to live in America. I still am blown away when people talk of paying for having a baby. For paying to go to Emergency Room etc. And that so many are ok with it and fight against free health care for themselves....blows my mind.
    I ENJOYED THIS GUY.,..

    • @Screamer1918
      @Screamer1918 4 роки тому +8

      Nancy Deis nothing is free PERIOD People who work and get paid have taxes taken out of their weekly check to cover medical bills. Where do you think the money is coming from. Dah

    • @jeffduncan7381
      @jeffduncan7381 4 роки тому +1

      @@Screamer1918 🐑

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 4 роки тому +2

      Nothing is free. "I was once given free shoes...shoe. It had holes in it, had no sole left, but it was perfect for an old hobo like me" Anonymous Hobo.

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 4 роки тому +2

      @@Screamer1918 Maybe she thinks they just print more money when they need it.

    • @kjejon1
      @kjejon1 4 роки тому +3

      ​@@Screamer1918 Medical bills that in a worst case scenario bankrupts you, all the perks of living in America, I guess, lucky you!

  • @gamernotvalid9452
    @gamernotvalid9452 4 роки тому +1

    I'm not being mean but the first thing I thought of from seeing the thumbnail is caveman skull 😂😂

  • @zhood6846
    @zhood6846 2 роки тому

    When we say the " Love of my life"... that would be my awesome girlfriend!"...I can't stand my wife! I'm thinking.....pros and cons. ..gonna take a left turn and just keep going! Bye bye baby bye bye.....and that was all I wrote! 😆 Come on my real girl! Let's boogie! Life is about choices for the betterment of me! And you! 💘

  • @GoldenMarky
    @GoldenMarky 4 роки тому +5

    Every comedian on youtube ever: lets talk about marridge

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 4 роки тому +1

      Because most of the time marriage is a joke... 😅😅😅

    • @GoldenMarky
      @GoldenMarky 4 роки тому +1

      Mhm

    • @ianrocco8453
      @ianrocco8453 4 роки тому +2

      Scientific studies show that the majority of divorces are caused by marriage.

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 4 роки тому +1

      @@ianrocco8453
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 4 роки тому +1

      Marriage

  • @andrewsiers4689
    @andrewsiers4689 4 роки тому +3

    Funny guy. Is it just me or does he look like someone slid the forehead slider all the way on his character creation in Skyrim.

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 4 роки тому

      On the plus side though, people that won't accept evolution can't say "Where are the transitional forms?" anymore.

  • @seaweedg9507
    @seaweedg9507 2 роки тому

    one second 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @michaelreeves1147
    @michaelreeves1147 4 роки тому +1

    I would not worry too much about the online tithing :)
    18 And when Simon saw that through laying on of the apostles' hands the Holy Ghost was given, he offered them money,
    19 Saying, Give me also this power, that on whomsoever I lay hands, he may receive the Holy Ghost.
    20 But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money.
    21 Thou hast neither part nor lot in this matter: for thy heart is not right in the sight of God.
    22 Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.
    23 For I perceive that thou art in the gall of bitterness, and in the bond of iniquity.
    24 Then answered Simon, and said, Pray ye to the Lord for me, that none of these things which ye have spoken come upon me.

  • @michaelsmith1481
    @michaelsmith1481 2 роки тому

    I’ve lost like 150lbs and I’m still fat as hell lmao

  • @Prkwon
    @Prkwon 4 роки тому +6

    WTH...MOM...got bored when you said hummingbird

  • @tans3015
    @tans3015 4 роки тому

    This guy is very funny. He lost it a couple of times, like his king bed stuff and the CPAP, but over-all, great stuff.

  • @badartgallery9322
    @badartgallery9322 3 роки тому

    Funny.

  • @jessicaboutsmoumt5084
    @jessicaboutsmoumt5084 3 роки тому +1

    Whats wrong with this people, he is HILARIOUS and they barely react

  • @ravenlorans
    @ravenlorans 4 роки тому +2

    Doesn't he do Insurance Commercials????

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 4 роки тому

      Yeah, he looks like one of those GEICO cavemen

  • @jartisteobscure3992
    @jartisteobscure3992 4 роки тому +2

    Wow, I think a lot of commenters missed the energy here, maybe it's a vibe more geared towards those disanchanted by the direction many religions have revealed themselves recently to have taken in the US? (more obviously business and tech heavy) It's a view I find tends to make the person in question focus much of their attention on irony, disrepancies and how science applies in our daily lives ...Anyway, I thought he was hilarious, especially the water slide story...I'm crying!!! ✌😂

  • @theshawnmccown
    @theshawnmccown 6 місяців тому

    TSA touched just your butt? You got off easy. They gave me the full rubdown because the scanner put a square right on my crotch. That popular slow blink "what the" expression came across my face.
    He said I could do it out there in the open or in private. I said, "Let's just get this over with here.". I made it as awkward for him as it was for me.
    I was hoping to save that kind of a rub down for a honeymoon night in the future. Should I get married again in the future, my future wife is going to be jealous that some random TSA agent beat her to it.
    Dear future wife, it was beyond my control. I went home and burned by clothes while crying in the shower. The only other time I felt more violated was at a proctologist visit. Nightmare fuel.

  • @jeffreyswanson3798
    @jeffreyswanson3798 2 роки тому

    Wow. I would rather count sand then to watch this

  • @rhonnythetypicalwhiteboy
    @rhonnythetypicalwhiteboy 2 роки тому +1

    This guy is good. I just feel like the crowd is more full of privileged people so I feel he didn't get the reaction he deserves.

  • @emilphoryew9436
    @emilphoryew9436 4 роки тому +1

    I used to sell on Overstock Auctions, company got bought out, they screwed it up with policies and it got terminated. TSA going on the street now? Glad I left the United Surveillance/Police States of America.

    • @emilphoryew9436
      @emilphoryew9436 4 роки тому

      @FAXx x I haven't renounced USA citizenship, only because I'd lose at least 1/2 million dollars doing so.

    • @michellesmith2420
      @michellesmith2420 4 роки тому

      This is a show !!!! WTF

  • @JohnSmith-un9fy
    @JohnSmith-un9fy 4 роки тому +5

    I made it to 16:48. I am going to be nice and say Nope!

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 4 роки тому +1

    Red hair is a Recessive Gene. Either your wife’s family has had a relative who was Redheaded, or, someone generations back, in your own family, had Red Hair. Most people think an infidelity has occurred, to have produced a baby with Red Hair. This is not the case. However, no one knows the limitation of exhaustion of this Recessive Gene either.

  • @idontknow-cp8cu
    @idontknow-cp8cu 2 роки тому

    Robbie Rotten's doing comedy now i guess.

  • @haunted-but-holy
    @haunted-but-holy 4 роки тому +1

    Can someone explain to me the Lucy joke please?

    • @abianne4630
      @abianne4630 4 роки тому +1

      He is referring to Lucille Ball.

    • @haunted-but-holy
      @haunted-but-holy 4 роки тому

      @@abianne4630 who's that?

    • @alexadams1257
      @alexadams1257 4 роки тому +1

      @@haunted-but-holy She starred in an old tv show called I Love Lucy

  • @Weeem
    @Weeem 4 роки тому +1

    Bigger pauses than a Polar Bear

  • @eskimolost2012
    @eskimolost2012 3 роки тому

    funniest caveman alive

  • @someone_one_one
    @someone_one_one 4 роки тому

    Yo that starbuck closed down dude

  • @influenceofficial7126
    @influenceofficial7126 4 роки тому +1

    He laughs before the crowd....

  • @MJ-sy2en
    @MJ-sy2en 4 роки тому +1

    I cant invite my grandma

  • @sharonlee7111
    @sharonlee7111 4 роки тому +1

    😆Overstock.com 👍

  • @ClassicGameMusic
    @ClassicGameMusic Рік тому

    Super Sized Wuss Bag

  • @jasonstough2934
    @jasonstough2934 4 роки тому

    He's a comedian and these are jokes. Obviously some of you don't have a sense of humor. Keep trying though because your hilarious to the rest of us

  • @KRenee-xo2jn
    @KRenee-xo2jn 4 роки тому +1

    whats up with the crowd?

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 роки тому

    Hate the weight stigma at :22 😕 and again near the end.

    • @RandomElement
      @RandomElement 4 роки тому +3

      Shaming people who want to lose weight by calling their goals "stigmatizing" to other overweight people is just as wrong as shaming them for being overweight in the first place.

  • @shalacarter6658
    @shalacarter6658 3 роки тому

    "Pregnancy Process" ????????????????

  • @justinrodriguez2289
    @justinrodriguez2289 4 роки тому

    There is someone for everyone in this world. Anyone can find a girlfriend, wife, etc. Take it from this guy.

  • @AmIEvenHereRN
    @AmIEvenHereRN Рік тому

    Do all the comedians on UA-cam use the same jokes or is that just me?

  • @Lari52289
    @Lari52289 4 роки тому +4

    It was ok comedy. Gotta wonder tho, why would you see bigger tax returns as a good thing? That basically means you've paid too much during the whole year and now you get the money back. You basically gave a loan without interests to the state for a year and then get it back. I think having abit of tax payment better thing, means you took a small loan from the state and now you pay it back.

    • @relsba
      @relsba 4 роки тому

      Lari52289 With interest rates at the bank, might as well let the gov. use it for a while in a checking account and you get it back each year. Although, I agree if you are into investing or other forms of savings, it is best to pay less tax.

  • @ericb5194
    @ericb5194 4 роки тому +2

    I just am amazed that he is married.

  • @fredleemh
    @fredleemh 4 роки тому +5

    First

  • @stephenhyler8253
    @stephenhyler8253 4 роки тому +2

    2nd

  • @matttrafton2725
    @matttrafton2725 4 роки тому +1

    He lost me at church.

  • @troubleinthevalley5884
    @troubleinthevalley5884 3 роки тому

    Raging Waters San Jose SUCKED!!

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 4 роки тому +1

    Too bad these set designers work for "Dry" Bar. Imagine taking some mushrooms and going to a comedy show, and this is the backdrop. 😃

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 4 роки тому

      Never take shrooms my whole life but yeah I imagined it fits...I like that background. 😁

  • @borednow
    @borednow 4 роки тому +2

    his constant huhhuh is annoying to listen to.... also not really funny

    • @Neocaridina
      @Neocaridina 4 роки тому

      I started noticing it around the Jiffy Lube 29 minute mark, 'hehe' and I couldn't get over it 'hehe'. I stopped listening to the jokes, 'hehe' and started counting the giggles.

    • @borednow
      @borednow 4 роки тому

      @@Neocaridina huhhuh how much huhhuh in the huhhuh whole set?

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 4 роки тому +1

    His giggles are kind of annoying.

  • @davidwillis7526
    @davidwillis7526 7 місяців тому

    Laughs too much between his own jokes. Northstar funny

  • @abbycross90210
    @abbycross90210 4 роки тому

    His FIL isn't wrong. I was just learning about the skeletal structure of Neanderthals, and he is the spitting image of the body shape, size proportions, and facial structure. It's absolutely uncanny. A lot of people have Neanderthal DNA from interbreeding with homo sapiens before the Neanderthals became extinct. It seems some of us have more than others. Fascinating.

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 4 роки тому +1

      On the plus side, people that won't accept evolution can't say "If Evolution is true, where are the transitional forms?" anymore.

  • @brandonbeals6323
    @brandonbeals6323 4 роки тому +3

    Whoever laughs like that at 11:41 should just sit quietly during anything remotely funny for now on

  • @eskimolost2012
    @eskimolost2012 3 роки тому

    a neanderthal comedian to his father in law?

  • @AsaNoGaijin
    @AsaNoGaijin 4 роки тому

    very plain

  • @xitismail
    @xitismail 3 роки тому

    I thought he was quite funny, but the audience didn't really seem into him

  • @Chorillian
    @Chorillian 4 роки тому +2

    He's funny but needs to work on timing between words.

  • @carolstrickland1805
    @carolstrickland1805 4 роки тому +2

    I love most jokes...joking about the worship of my Savior isn’t one of them. Find something else to be funny with!

    • @davidp4270
      @davidp4270 4 роки тому

      😑

    • @CherryStudios2
      @CherryStudios2 4 роки тому

      I agree. I was undecided whether or not I liked this comedian before that. :/

  • @Sound_man73_Electronics
    @Sound_man73_Electronics 4 роки тому

    I could tell this guy was a fundie before he completed one sentence. The audience seemed as bored as I.

  • @yepperdeedooda
    @yepperdeedooda 4 роки тому +6

    So this is comedy these days?

    • @prestonsplace007
      @prestonsplace007 4 роки тому +4

      Too decent for you?

    • @CarlGorn
      @CarlGorn 4 роки тому +2

      @@prestonsplace007 His delivery is a bit amateurish. Too much nervous giggling. It throws off the timing.

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 4 роки тому

      Also keep in mind that all these 'Dry Bar' comedians are from around Utah (Mormon Country). Not enough variety compared to comedians from all over the country or even the world.

  • @alanmacification
    @alanmacification 4 роки тому

    Typical christian cultural appropriation : Or is your mother a Buddhist?
    Buddha says: If you take a mountain six miles long and six miles wide and six miles high, that’s the distance a bullock walks in a day. And a bird flies over the mountain once every hundred years with a silk scarf in its beak and brushes the tip of the mountain. In the length of time it takes the scarf to wear away the mountain, that’s how long you have been doing this. Just think about that. Once every hundred years the scarf goes over. A scarf and a mountain. It goes on and on and on. In India there are Yugas and Kalpas of hundreds of thousands of years and then they just start cycles all over again. And we’ve been through all of them again and again.

  • @nycz1ndonlyy13
    @nycz1ndonlyy13 4 роки тому

    he's good, just needs a little more practice landing. he's got decent material