I love my cat, but she's a feisty calico so she's got my free spirit and attitude. I don't want another cat, but if I do that again, calico all the way.
That bit about his Brooklyn friends thinking his being in Provo means he's in Witness Protection... there's a movie about that! Mobsters and Mormons, (c)2005 from Halestorm Entertainment. This mobster gets caught by the FBI and testifies against the Boss, so he and his wife and son are shipped off to suburban Utah and have to navigate the culture shock. It's pretty funny!
That's funny about his wife and mother-in-law speaking Spanish and he knows they're talking about him. I used to babysit 2 little girls who were half Japanese and when their mom would come home, the oldest girl would talk to her in Japanese and I knew she was talking bout me cuz I'd hear my name. I'd ask her what she said but the little turd would always say "nothing" all sweet and innocent like 😆
My husband and i have 3 cats. Well...2 full grown and 1 kitten. Lol. Cant imagine any part of life without them. They are our bestfriends. We are also best friends with eachother. Lol. Been together 10 years.
ive got two adopted, one 16 yr old diabetic ragdoll tuxedo, very vocal, best cat in the world. loves to cuddle, loves belly rubs. and a turkish angora, he's friendly now but still acts like a cat. the most relaxing thing is getting bashed my head or beard.
I feel bad for this guy, because over half of his audience seems to be asleep. He is delivering an awesome act, and it's over their heads. Smh. He is very entertaining, and I love his accent. 😂
My fiancé has a cat and he’s a great cat dad, regular dad, and step dad. We spoil our cat son 🥰😻 We rescued Oscar when he was a kitten and the day he put my name and phone number on the vet paperwork as an owner I told him he’s bound to me so if we get into a fight I’m going to expect “Caturdy” 😂😌
I would have stood up and said... Yes! I have one! I am a Strait Male... who owns a CAT 🐈 ✊🏻 He is my favorite little man... He is an Alarm Clock, a Teddy bear that purr's, (a warm snuggle in the winter) also a rodent and bug KILLER, and a VERY loyal companion. And YES, I DO have a girlfriend, thank you very much... And she love's little Tater Tot as much as I do...He is a golden orange tabby ( the very Same color as a Tater tot) 😁
I totally thought euthanasia meant the kids in Asia too!!! I always wondered why people talked about it like it was bad. I was like “what’s wrong with the kids in Asia?!?” 🥴🤦♀️
they just stop cutting out most of the show to cater to a very small audience online. they still cater to the Mormon and will cut clips that are extremely out of line for their viewpoint
I'm Irish Italian. Mom Irish and I hope you can figure out the rest. I wasn't a bad kid either but my mom tired of disciplining me just wrote everything I did throughout the day and my dad would go down the list and ask me "did you do this?". The 3" marine belt would come off and he would snap, snap it. My mother says I never lied when he would ask me if " I did this ". I don't remember most of it other than the snap snap of the belt. That is a true story.
I like the jokes but I hate the way he gets artificially loud, reminds me of the way Carlos Mencia does his comedy, all I see/hear is a guy getting loud/start yelling because THAT'S supposed to be the shtick. He's Italian, that could just be it. Not saying this for nothing but even the Italians I've worked for are loud and start talking REAL LOUD!
@@ThatGuy-vi8ch Yeah, the first time I actually talked/worked with an Italian guy it took me a while to catch on, I couldn't tell if he was pissed or just messing around, to be honest I think most of the time it was both, lol!
lots of farmers mormons. the cats are there for barns, killin mice. they often breed too fast and people would just kill the cats. dogs however, get to go inside. city boys like cats though. because they are easy to take care, aren't super needy, and still like to cuddle.
Some people (are) comedians and some people (want) to be comedians. The trick is trying to figure at which is which, except sometimes it's not so tricky...
Great funny guy. I’m a bit worried about the IBS developing into C, like it did for me but I’m sure you will all, consent to Tests when the Dr. suggests so. I can see the big guy Brad Pitt there.
How can anyone not like this guy??? He's hilarious!!! 😁👏🙋
"IBS, it runs in your jeans!!" 🤣🤣🤣
THis fella is very funny! Love the rapport with the audience!
He just said McWhopper. He has my like.
Thank you for being a comedian
This guy is hilarious, loved the back windshield bug!
He's been telling that joke since 1999. That's real rap. I was his roommate when I first moved to NY.
Jimmy, you made me laugh, love that you life at your own stuff.
DryBar have pretty funny comedians. When I'm driving home from work, GREAT time killer.
Growing up in North Newark, N.J., i went to school with guys like this.Takes me back.
Yeah I went to school at KEAN COLLEGE.
It’s cool he did the joke about “Octavio” being an octopus and there was an octopus painted on the wall behind him lol
That’s exactly where my mind went instantly 😃
Great comedian. His transition from joke to joke doesn't flow too well but he makes it work for him. Great audience too.
He's just racist
That's his style
@@janrees4887 nah, is humor.
lmao this guy had to hold the swearing back I enjoyed his comedy! Laughed all the way thru
Liked this guy.
It's nice to see a man who is proud to have his cat, even though he says he didnt want it at first.
There is no bond stronger than a man and the cat they didnt want at first
I love my cat, but she's a feisty calico so she's got my free spirit and attitude. I don't want another cat, but if I do that again, calico all the way.
It's called toxoplasmosis and it's not a laughing matter.
I love my 🐈 he was actually my niece's but he adopted me ...
Man who loves cats right here!
"I wouldn't take a bullet for you, but I would shoot you." 🤣
She knows the truth.
Cousin Jimmy making that money telling jokes...forget the haters
"How 'bout that!"
Everyone does not have the same sense of humor. Just because this guy isn't funny to some doesn't make them "haters". Grow up.
@@fireballxl-5748 awe
That bit about his Brooklyn friends thinking his being in Provo means he's in Witness Protection... there's a movie about that! Mobsters and Mormons, (c)2005 from Halestorm Entertainment.
This mobster gets caught by the FBI and testifies against the Boss, so he and his wife and son are shipped off to suburban Utah and have to navigate the culture shock. It's pretty funny!
Never heard of it....now, I have to watch it, I’m sure it’s out there somewhere. It sounds like it would be so funny😂
You are way too funny ! Luv yah ! I'm from Pittsburgh & my parents were the same way lol 😀They were married 63 years ❤
9:24 He's a very loving person, he has concerns for youth in asia.
Jimmy Della Valle is the funny friend you have, very talented. :)
😂 "can get pregnant over the phone" smh "so I just text"
That's funny about his wife and mother-in-law speaking Spanish and he knows they're talking about him. I used to babysit 2 little girls who were half Japanese and when their mom would come home, the oldest girl would talk to her in Japanese and I knew she was talking bout me cuz I'd hear my name. I'd ask her what she said but the little turd would always say "nothing" all sweet and innocent like 😆
Awesome set. As a former East Coast girl,
I approve.👍😁👍
My husband and i have 3 cats. Well...2 full grown and 1 kitten. Lol. Cant imagine any part of life without them. They are our bestfriends. We are also best friends with eachother. Lol. Been together 10 years.
Similar to my life! 😺❤
ive got two adopted, one 16 yr old diabetic ragdoll tuxedo, very vocal, best cat in the world. loves to cuddle, loves belly rubs.
and a turkish angora, he's friendly now but still acts like a cat. the most relaxing thing is getting bashed my head or beard.
thank you, Drybar! I have gotten to know LOTS of great comedians on your channel 🙏
Funny guy! He’s awesome
That nun-chuck joke was beautiful. Glad he dialed it back when no one gave it the credit it deserved.
Doesn't discriminate. Picks on everybody equally.😊
i recommend 20 more ads because the 50 in the first 10 min wasnt enough
That's why I've been using Ads blocker for years now.
if you dont want to use ad block you can use opera.gx it has ad block built in
I only had one. 🤷🏻♂️
2 or 3 in the first 25 minutes. Weird.
Hilarious! He does a nice variety of topics and tells it like it is 😂
He is funny. I like this guy.🤠
lmfao i think i should move my car to brooklyn and see what happens
Yeah, you might get a new radio like our comedian did!
Literally laughed out loud!
Every time I see that cat face it makes me happy!
Dude is really funny. A good comedian
I hear you about the cat. If I wanted a pet, I'd want a cat, because I love their independence.
Yeah and now that I know the difference... you don't get yelled at by your neighbors for your cat barking while you're gone.
Loved it
You sure ur not a dad? Ur dad jokes are on point!!
Good to see drybar putting material like this on. Not all my "cup of tea" but some of it very funny.
"We'll cut you!" 😂😂😂
i HAVE A CAT, and she's better than all humans... combined.
Guy is supa hilarious!
Funny
It's good to laugh.
Idk when this was recorded but it was good, and i hope he did not get stuck on the ship.
He is safe...
2018. He says this early in the video.
I think this guy has been one of the best on here. If u disagree, give me some recommendations
Shayne Smith. He is pretty awesome.
Try BRAD UPTON ON HERE. He’s hilarious too.
I feel bad for this guy, because over half of his audience seems to be asleep. He is delivering an awesome act, and it's over their heads. Smh. He is very entertaining, and I love his accent. 😂
East side, west side, circum-side.
Well cut you! 😂
…
Then his vocabulary jokes.
THEN his black bear jokes.
Thumbs down for commercials. I'm constantly having to pick up my phone to skip another commercial.
not sure everyone knows this, commercials for free content...should be able to pay and they go away. Cheers!
My fiancé has a cat and he’s a great cat dad, regular dad, and step dad. We spoil our cat son 🥰😻
We rescued Oscar when he was a kitten and the day he put my name and phone number on the vet paperwork as an owner I told him he’s bound to me so if we get into a fight I’m going to expect “Caturdy” 😂😌
I would have stood up and said... Yes! I have one! I am a Strait Male... who owns a CAT 🐈 ✊🏻 He is my favorite little man... He is an Alarm Clock, a Teddy bear that purr's, (a warm snuggle in the winter) also a rodent and bug KILLER, and a VERY loyal companion. And YES, I DO have a girlfriend, thank you very much... And she love's little Tater Tot as much as I do...He is a golden orange tabby ( the very Same color as a Tater tot) 😁
I totally thought euthanasia meant the kids in Asia too!!! I always wondered why people talked about it like it was bad. I was like “what’s wrong with the kids in Asia?!?” 🥴🤦♀️
whaaat?? ROLF
🤣 Euthanasia ....I'm gonna file dat jk away 🤩... blokes funny, made I chuckle...so gud job sir 👍...tarra 🙏👋👋👋🇬🇧
Brooklyn to Utah, you really moved up in class from Brooklyn.
Yeah he's really hit the 'BIG TIME'..UTAH!!! LOL!
Best joke ever ; sum dum cat!!
😂😂
Best bit- Italian Parents leaving Voice Mail greeting
Reminds me a little of Lou Costello of Abbott & Costello!
Has @drybar loosened their restrictions? It slowly seems to be allowing more off-colored material
Yeah I noticed that too. Turned this guy off after too much racist stereotype cheap jokes
Yeap, did not like that. I like the DryBar bc I don't want to hear that kind of jokes.
He was funny!! Get ur undies out of your butt crack
Too racist for me !
they just stop cutting out most of the show to cater to a very small audience online. they still cater to the Mormon and will cut clips that are extremely out of line for their viewpoint
B.REASON
Sir... You are so funny... Funny...
FUUUUUUNY !!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
black bear! HAH! I GIT EET!!
I'm Irish Italian. Mom Irish and I hope you can figure out the rest. I wasn't a bad kid either but my mom tired of disciplining me just wrote everything I did throughout the day and my dad would go down the list and ask me "did you do this?". The 3" marine belt would come off and he would snap, snap it. My mother says I never lied when he would ask me if " I did this ". I don't remember most of it other than the snap snap of the belt. That is a true story.
i believe you. this story was both depressing and abusive. the only thing its missing is an addiction angle.
I love cats
Me 2
😺❤!
what happen in provo happen before 10 pm !
That's why you guys are still together and happy because you don't have any kids
Nonsense
.....had a new radio in it!!!! Made my midsection hurt
Stop cutting parts out
Been married for 48 years now!
He kind of looks like Sal Valcano
That's what I was thinking! In fact he looks so much like him I was trying to see if it WAS him. Thanks for mentioning that.
What happens in Provo... happens before 10pm.
Oh my GUUUUUUUR. So funny!😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If there are men with cats they ain’t going to admit it ! Not in that crowd !
I like the jokes but I hate the way he gets artificially loud, reminds me of the way Carlos Mencia does his comedy, all I see/hear is a guy getting loud/start yelling because THAT'S supposed to be the shtick.
He's Italian, that could just be it. Not saying this for nothing but even the Italians I've worked for are loud and start talking REAL LOUD!
I'm Italian, it's true. We talk loud and use our arms a lot, especially if we are having a great fun time. 😂
@@ThatGuy-vi8ch Yeah, the first time I actually talked/worked with an Italian guy it took me a while to catch on, I couldn't tell if he was pissed or just messing around, to be honest I think most of the time it was both, lol!
I have 7 kids 🤣
Cats are boss.
Hilarious!
They didn't laugh hard enough at that nun-chuck joke for my liking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Skye, VCR, call waiting...how old is this special?
My dad didn't believe in time out, that's for sports, my dad believed in knock out
Latin unicorns.
Women who don't have kids..the best.
Nunchucks!!!ROTFL
I am 19 and I have ADHD, ODD all 18/18 symptoms
This is funny, but VCR and call waiting ?
Ah the racist jokes! Classic
Outdated imho
The fridge map joke is from Everybody Hates Chris. Other than that, hilarious.
How do u know Everybody Hates Chris writers took it from Jimmy?
small earthquake during his last joke. that's rough.
It runs in your 👖 lmfao
This is the second video I've seen where someone asks if the crowd has cats. I guess people in Utah don't like cats lol
lots of farmers mormons. the cats are there for barns, killin mice. they often breed too fast and people would just kill the cats. dogs however, get to go inside.
city boys like cats though. because they are easy to take care, aren't super needy, and still like to cuddle.
@@Spoutinwyze yea I can see that. Used more as a tool than anything.
You know she's your best friend because she told you.
I might stand and help the guy steady his hand.
We call them all abduction Van's lol
Only had two ads on my end. Must be a UA-cam ad push .like I said only two ads in entire set here.
Some people (are) comedians and some people (want) to be comedians. The trick is trying to figure at which is which, except sometimes it's not so tricky...
1:56 turned it right off, that’s enough lmao 😂
it gets better though
Call waiting jokes? VCR jokes? Good lord. This was barely funny in the 90's.
I felt like it was shot at the locals. Inside humor .... pretty funny really if so
I can't believe that he asked the audience if there were any gang members in Utah???
Why does he look low key like Sal from Impractical Jokers
Great funny guy. I’m a bit worried about the IBS developing into C, like it did for me but I’m sure you will all, consent to Tests when the Dr. suggests so. I can see the big guy Brad Pitt there.
Just like sin city WITHOUT the SIN 😂 TF
funny man just not the best crowd for him i think.
The way he says cat
7:32
Funny
Don't let your wife watch Dateline buddy
Wanna buy some Cubans? 💍