When Your Wife Won't Take A Bullet For You. Jimmy Della Valle - Full Special

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024

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  • @LeenaStark
    @LeenaStark 3 роки тому +15

    How can anyone not like this guy??? He's hilarious!!! 😁👏🙋

  • @catc6050
    @catc6050 4 роки тому +21

    "IBS, it runs in your jeans!!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @colinshortridge5057
    @colinshortridge5057 4 роки тому +11

    THis fella is very funny! Love the rapport with the audience!

  • @ceedubelu
    @ceedubelu 4 роки тому +57

    He just said McWhopper. He has my like.

  • @anthonysproule4293
    @anthonysproule4293 4 роки тому +20

    Thank you for being a comedian

  • @brianpstn74
    @brianpstn74 3 роки тому +15

    This guy is hilarious, loved the back windshield bug!

    • @davidvbobb7785
      @davidvbobb7785 Рік тому

      He's been telling that joke since 1999. That's real rap. I was his roommate when I first moved to NY.

  • @Sassysipe
    @Sassysipe 3 роки тому +14

    Jimmy, you made me laugh, love that you life at your own stuff.

  • @PublicSpeaking202
    @PublicSpeaking202 4 роки тому +22

    DryBar have pretty funny comedians. When I'm driving home from work, GREAT time killer.

  • @marlenbrown3708
    @marlenbrown3708 4 роки тому +6

    Growing up in North Newark, N.J., i went to school with guys like this.Takes me back.

  • @221bguy6
    @221bguy6 4 роки тому +29

    It’s cool he did the joke about “Octavio” being an octopus and there was an octopus painted on the wall behind him lol

    • @pinkytoe7988
      @pinkytoe7988 3 роки тому

      That’s exactly where my mind went instantly 😃

  • @outcast935
    @outcast935 4 роки тому +69

    Great comedian. His transition from joke to joke doesn't flow too well but he makes it work for him. Great audience too.

  • @yup_its_ME.512
    @yup_its_ME.512 3 роки тому +4

    lmao this guy had to hold the swearing back I enjoyed his comedy! Laughed all the way thru

  • @phoenixcooper1455
    @phoenixcooper1455 4 роки тому +12

    Liked this guy.

  • @cupcakesimulation
    @cupcakesimulation 4 роки тому +129

    It's nice to see a man who is proud to have his cat, even though he says he didnt want it at first.

    • @skylergarza8371
      @skylergarza8371 4 роки тому +10

      There is no bond stronger than a man and the cat they didnt want at first

    • @ThatGuy-vi8ch
      @ThatGuy-vi8ch 4 роки тому +6

      I love my cat, but she's a feisty calico so she's got my free spirit and attitude. I don't want another cat, but if I do that again, calico all the way.

    • @PaladinLevi
      @PaladinLevi 4 роки тому +1

      It's called toxoplasmosis and it's not a laughing matter.

    • @sethulrich5645
      @sethulrich5645 4 роки тому +8

      I love my 🐈 he was actually my niece's but he adopted me ...

    • @kyleavenriep9219
      @kyleavenriep9219 3 роки тому +3

      Man who loves cats right here!

  • @MichaelSHartman
    @MichaelSHartman 4 роки тому +93

    "I wouldn't take a bullet for you, but I would shoot you." 🤣

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 4 роки тому +3

      She knows the truth.

  • @edwardmoon5221
    @edwardmoon5221 4 роки тому +45

    Cousin Jimmy making that money telling jokes...forget the haters

    • @yup_its_ME.512
      @yup_its_ME.512 3 роки тому

      "How 'bout that!"

    • @fireballxl-5748
      @fireballxl-5748 3 роки тому +1

      Everyone does not have the same sense of humor. Just because this guy isn't funny to some doesn't make them "haters". Grow up.

    • @shayme5093
      @shayme5093 3 роки тому

      @@fireballxl-5748 awe

  • @Amcsae
    @Amcsae 4 роки тому +17

    That bit about his Brooklyn friends thinking his being in Provo means he's in Witness Protection... there's a movie about that! Mobsters and Mormons, (c)2005 from Halestorm Entertainment.
    This mobster gets caught by the FBI and testifies against the Boss, so he and his wife and son are shipped off to suburban Utah and have to navigate the culture shock. It's pretty funny!

    • @b4d4ktor18
      @b4d4ktor18 3 роки тому +1

      Never heard of it....now, I have to watch it, I’m sure it’s out there somewhere. It sounds like it would be so funny😂

  • @janiceblake2251
    @janiceblake2251 4 роки тому +4

    You are way too funny ! Luv yah ! I'm from Pittsburgh & my parents were the same way lol 😀They were married 63 years ❤

  • @KenanTurkiye
    @KenanTurkiye 3 роки тому +15

    9:24 He's a very loving person, he has concerns for youth in asia.

    • @KenanTurkiye
      @KenanTurkiye 3 роки тому +3

      Jimmy Della Valle is the funny friend you have, very talented. :)

  • @jadkiss827
    @jadkiss827 4 роки тому +54

    😂 "can get pregnant over the phone" smh "so I just text"

  • @catc6050
    @catc6050 4 роки тому +30

    That's funny about his wife and mother-in-law speaking Spanish and he knows they're talking about him. I used to babysit 2 little girls who were half Japanese and when their mom would come home, the oldest girl would talk to her in Japanese and I knew she was talking bout me cuz I'd hear my name. I'd ask her what she said but the little turd would always say "nothing" all sweet and innocent like 😆

  • @suzannenichols6900
    @suzannenichols6900 3 роки тому +3

    Awesome set. As a former East Coast girl,
    I approve.👍😁👍

  • @rebeccahherdener2068
    @rebeccahherdener2068 4 роки тому +19

    My husband and i have 3 cats. Well...2 full grown and 1 kitten. Lol. Cant imagine any part of life without them. They are our bestfriends. We are also best friends with eachother. Lol. Been together 10 years.

    • @NickvonZ
      @NickvonZ 4 роки тому +3

      Similar to my life! 😺❤

    • @Spoutinwyze
      @Spoutinwyze 4 роки тому +3

      ive got two adopted, one 16 yr old diabetic ragdoll tuxedo, very vocal, best cat in the world. loves to cuddle, loves belly rubs.
      and a turkish angora, he's friendly now but still acts like a cat. the most relaxing thing is getting bashed my head or beard.

  • @yup_its_ME.512
    @yup_its_ME.512 3 роки тому +1

    thank you, Drybar! I have gotten to know LOTS of great comedians on your channel 🙏

  • @221bguy6
    @221bguy6 4 роки тому +7

    Funny guy! He’s awesome

  • @marcevancostanzo3199
    @marcevancostanzo3199 3 роки тому +4

    That nun-chuck joke was beautiful. Glad he dialed it back when no one gave it the credit it deserved.

  • @shannonmcintyre9117
    @shannonmcintyre9117 4 роки тому +21

    Doesn't discriminate. Picks on everybody equally.😊

  • @LilXJhank
    @LilXJhank 4 роки тому +23

    i recommend 20 more ads because the 50 in the first 10 min wasnt enough

    • @atwajesper9434
      @atwajesper9434 4 роки тому +2

      That's why I've been using Ads blocker for years now.

    • @DRUKENHOBO
      @DRUKENHOBO 3 роки тому +2

      if you dont want to use ad block you can use opera.gx it has ad block built in

    • @elijahrobinson2362
      @elijahrobinson2362 6 місяців тому

      I only had one. 🤷🏻‍♂️
      2 or 3 in the first 25 minutes. Weird.

  • @kittykat149
    @kittykat149 3 роки тому +2

    Hilarious! He does a nice variety of topics and tells it like it is 😂

  • @lcifermorningstar191
    @lcifermorningstar191 4 роки тому +5

    He is funny. I like this guy.🤠

  • @tanyakristeen
    @tanyakristeen 4 роки тому +8

    lmfao i think i should move my car to brooklyn and see what happens

  • @BeComingNyrell
    @BeComingNyrell 2 роки тому +1

    Literally laughed out loud!

  • @chickencheeks5444
    @chickencheeks5444 4 роки тому +8

    Every time I see that cat face it makes me happy!

  • @sloanmagnum5009
    @sloanmagnum5009 2 роки тому +1

    Dude is really funny. A good comedian

  • @marlenbrown3708
    @marlenbrown3708 4 роки тому +7

    I hear you about the cat. If I wanted a pet, I'd want a cat, because I love their independence.

    • @suzannenichols6900
      @suzannenichols6900 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah and now that I know the difference... you don't get yelled at by your neighbors for your cat barking while you're gone.

  • @missybliss4357
    @missybliss4357 3 роки тому +1

    Loved it

  • @toymomofthree7870
    @toymomofthree7870 2 роки тому +1

    You sure ur not a dad? Ur dad jokes are on point!!

  • @derekneville8175
    @derekneville8175 3 роки тому +1

    Good to see drybar putting material like this on. Not all my "cup of tea" but some of it very funny.

  • @Runwithme418
    @Runwithme418 5 місяців тому

    "We'll cut you!" 😂😂😂

  • @growthisfreedomunitedearth7584
    @growthisfreedomunitedearth7584 2 роки тому +1

    i HAVE A CAT, and she's better than all humans... combined.

  • @aniervg166
    @aniervg166 4 роки тому +2

    Guy is supa hilarious!

  • @christopherbic7688
    @christopherbic7688 6 місяців тому

    Funny
    It's good to laugh.

  • @scottiusnevious5143
    @scottiusnevious5143 4 роки тому +25

    Idk when this was recorded but it was good, and i hope he did not get stuck on the ship.

  • @tedmarcasio418
    @tedmarcasio418 4 роки тому +1

    I think this guy has been one of the best on here. If u disagree, give me some recommendations

  • @hiyapal7719
    @hiyapal7719 6 місяців тому

    I feel bad for this guy, because over half of his audience seems to be asleep. He is delivering an awesome act, and it's over their heads. Smh. He is very entertaining, and I love his accent. 😂

  • @elijahrobinson2362
    @elijahrobinson2362 6 місяців тому

    East side, west side, circum-side.
    Well cut you! 😂

    Then his vocabulary jokes.
    THEN his black bear jokes.

  • @DailyWalk365
    @DailyWalk365 4 роки тому +4

    Thumbs down for commercials. I'm constantly having to pick up my phone to skip another commercial.

    • @updateapril
      @updateapril 4 роки тому +1

      not sure everyone knows this, commercials for free content...should be able to pay and they go away. Cheers!

  • @conservativebarbiedoll589
    @conservativebarbiedoll589 3 роки тому +1

    My fiancé has a cat and he’s a great cat dad, regular dad, and step dad. We spoil our cat son 🥰😻
    We rescued Oscar when he was a kitten and the day he put my name and phone number on the vet paperwork as an owner I told him he’s bound to me so if we get into a fight I’m going to expect “Caturdy” 😂😌

  • @markiahendrix60
    @markiahendrix60 3 роки тому +2

    I would have stood up and said... Yes! I have one! I am a Strait Male... who owns a CAT 🐈 ✊🏻 He is my favorite little man... He is an Alarm Clock, a Teddy bear that purr's, (a warm snuggle in the winter) also a rodent and bug KILLER, and a VERY loyal companion. And YES, I DO have a girlfriend, thank you very much... And she love's little Tater Tot as much as I do...He is a golden orange tabby ( the very Same color as a Tater tot) 😁

  • @rozannmoake8146
    @rozannmoake8146 4 роки тому +5

    I totally thought euthanasia meant the kids in Asia too!!! I always wondered why people talked about it like it was bad. I was like “what’s wrong with the kids in Asia?!?” 🥴🤦‍♀️

  • @balwinderdosanjh1360
    @balwinderdosanjh1360 3 роки тому

    🤣 Euthanasia ....I'm gonna file dat jk away 🤩... blokes funny, made I chuckle...so gud job sir 👍...tarra 🙏👋👋👋🇬🇧

  •  4 роки тому +1

    Brooklyn to Utah, you really moved up in class from Brooklyn.

  • @MrBananabomber123
    @MrBananabomber123 4 роки тому +3

    Best joke ever ; sum dum cat!!

    • @tdk3713
      @tdk3713 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

  • @jerrysosa3439
    @jerrysosa3439 Рік тому

    Best bit- Italian Parents leaving Voice Mail greeting

  • @debbylambert3319
    @debbylambert3319 4 роки тому +3

    Reminds me a little of Lou Costello of Abbott & Costello!

  • @JeremyDavidsonTheMuslimRevert
    @JeremyDavidsonTheMuslimRevert 4 роки тому +16

    Has @drybar loosened their restrictions? It slowly seems to be allowing more off-colored material

    • @machematix
      @machematix 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah I noticed that too. Turned this guy off after too much racist stereotype cheap jokes

    • @beatrizh664
      @beatrizh664 3 роки тому

      Yeap, did not like that. I like the DryBar bc I don't want to hear that kind of jokes.

    • @kaylaspazzz7678
      @kaylaspazzz7678 3 роки тому +3

      He was funny!! Get ur undies out of your butt crack

    • @shaneriley6384
      @shaneriley6384 3 роки тому

      Too racist for me !

    • @DRUKENHOBO
      @DRUKENHOBO 3 роки тому

      they just stop cutting out most of the show to cater to a very small audience online. they still cater to the Mormon and will cut clips that are extremely out of line for their viewpoint

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 3 роки тому

    B.REASON
    Sir... You are so funny... Funny...
    FUUUUUUNY !!!!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mitsune13
    @mitsune13 4 роки тому +1

    black bear! HAH! I GIT EET!!

  • @peacfulseas
    @peacfulseas 4 роки тому +1

    I'm Irish Italian. Mom Irish and I hope you can figure out the rest. I wasn't a bad kid either but my mom tired of disciplining me just wrote everything I did throughout the day and my dad would go down the list and ask me "did you do this?". The 3" marine belt would come off and he would snap, snap it. My mother says I never lied when he would ask me if " I did this ". I don't remember most of it other than the snap snap of the belt. That is a true story.

    • @andrabook8758
      @andrabook8758 4 роки тому +1

      i believe you. this story was both depressing and abusive. the only thing its missing is an addiction angle.

  • @InayetHadi
    @InayetHadi 4 роки тому +5

    I love cats

  • @alexschmidtgracius2123
    @alexschmidtgracius2123 4 роки тому +5

    what happen in provo happen before 10 pm !

  • @majesticbutterfly
    @majesticbutterfly 4 роки тому +9

    That's why you guys are still together and happy because you don't have any kids

  • @leonardshillyshally1491
    @leonardshillyshally1491 3 роки тому

    .....had a new radio in it!!!! Made my midsection hurt

  • @aldoramonz
    @aldoramonz 3 роки тому +2

    Stop cutting parts out

  • @mjlnard
    @mjlnard Рік тому

    Been married for 48 years now!

  • @willowbeestudios3775
    @willowbeestudios3775 4 роки тому +6

    He kind of looks like Sal Valcano

    • @suzannenichols6900
      @suzannenichols6900 3 роки тому +1

      That's what I was thinking! In fact he looks so much like him I was trying to see if it WAS him. Thanks for mentioning that.

  • @letitiaisaacs2236
    @letitiaisaacs2236 4 роки тому +2

    What happens in Provo... happens before 10pm.
    Oh my GUUUUUUUR. So funny!😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bettyhouk8727
    @bettyhouk8727 4 роки тому +3

    If there are men with cats they ain’t going to admit it ! Not in that crowd !

  • @dsandoval9396
    @dsandoval9396 4 роки тому +9

    I like the jokes but I hate the way he gets artificially loud, reminds me of the way Carlos Mencia does his comedy, all I see/hear is a guy getting loud/start yelling because THAT'S supposed to be the shtick.
    He's Italian, that could just be it. Not saying this for nothing but even the Italians I've worked for are loud and start talking REAL LOUD!

    • @ThatGuy-vi8ch
      @ThatGuy-vi8ch 4 роки тому +6

      I'm Italian, it's true. We talk loud and use our arms a lot, especially if we are having a great fun time. 😂

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 4 роки тому +2

      @@ThatGuy-vi8ch Yeah, the first time I actually talked/worked with an Italian guy it took me a while to catch on, I couldn't tell if he was pissed or just messing around, to be honest I think most of the time it was both, lol!

  • @MF_Reinhold
    @MF_Reinhold Рік тому +1

    I have 7 kids 🤣

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 3 роки тому +2

    Cats are boss.

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf 2 роки тому

    Hilarious!

  • @kadeembest164
    @kadeembest164 3 роки тому +2

    They didn't laugh hard enough at that nun-chuck joke for my liking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @claudettehyde8669
    @claudettehyde8669 11 місяців тому

    Skye, VCR, call waiting...how old is this special?

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn 2 місяці тому

    My dad didn't believe in time out, that's for sports, my dad believed in knock out

  • @wolfie1027
    @wolfie1027 3 роки тому +1

    Latin unicorns.
    Women who don't have kids..the best.

  • @Evelynshere
    @Evelynshere 3 роки тому

    Nunchucks!!!ROTFL

  • @shyloburgess5290
    @shyloburgess5290 3 роки тому +2

    I am 19 and I have ADHD, ODD all 18/18 symptoms

  • @claudettehyde8669
    @claudettehyde8669 Місяць тому

    This is funny, but VCR and call waiting ?

  • @K4R3N
    @K4R3N 4 роки тому +5

    Ah the racist jokes! Classic

  • @onlinewhy
    @onlinewhy 3 роки тому +1

    The fridge map joke is from Everybody Hates Chris. Other than that, hilarious.

    • @jasonstuart2684
      @jasonstuart2684 6 місяців тому

      How do u know Everybody Hates Chris writers took it from Jimmy?

  • @johntavers6878
    @johntavers6878 4 роки тому +1

    small earthquake during his last joke. that's rough.

  • @sethulrich5645
    @sethulrich5645 4 роки тому +1

    It runs in your 👖 lmfao

  • @jeeplivion
    @jeeplivion 4 роки тому +3

    This is the second video I've seen where someone asks if the crowd has cats. I guess people in Utah don't like cats lol

    • @Spoutinwyze
      @Spoutinwyze 4 роки тому +2

      lots of farmers mormons. the cats are there for barns, killin mice. they often breed too fast and people would just kill the cats. dogs however, get to go inside.
      city boys like cats though. because they are easy to take care, aren't super needy, and still like to cuddle.

    • @jeeplivion
      @jeeplivion 4 роки тому +1

      @@Spoutinwyze yea I can see that. Used more as a tool than anything.

  •  4 роки тому +1

    You know she's your best friend because she told you.

  • @debbiepeterson6829
    @debbiepeterson6829 2 роки тому

    I might stand and help the guy steady his hand.

  • @sarahlovee1865
    @sarahlovee1865 4 роки тому

    We call them all abduction Van's lol

  • @soggysadventures5234
    @soggysadventures5234 4 роки тому +1

    Only had two ads on my end. Must be a UA-cam ad push .like I said only two ads in entire set here.

  • @papabear9481
    @papabear9481 2 роки тому

    Some people (are) comedians and some people (want) to be comedians. The trick is trying to figure at which is which, except sometimes it's not so tricky...

  • @ShadGotEm
    @ShadGotEm 4 роки тому +3

    1:56 turned it right off, that’s enough lmao 😂

  • @AFishNamedBob
    @AFishNamedBob 4 роки тому +5

    Call waiting jokes? VCR jokes? Good lord. This was barely funny in the 90's.

    • @prestonvaughn6633
      @prestonvaughn6633 3 роки тому

      I felt like it was shot at the locals. Inside humor .... pretty funny really if so

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn 2 місяці тому

    I can't believe that he asked the audience if there were any gang members in Utah???

  • @crusader318
    @crusader318 3 роки тому +1

    Why does he look low key like Sal from Impractical Jokers

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 4 роки тому

    Great funny guy. I’m a bit worried about the IBS developing into C, like it did for me but I’m sure you will all, consent to Tests when the Dr. suggests so. I can see the big guy Brad Pitt there.

  • @mznaeture
    @mznaeture 3 роки тому +1

    Just like sin city WITHOUT the SIN 😂 TF

  • @DRUKENHOBO
    @DRUKENHOBO 4 роки тому +4

    funny man just not the best crowd for him i think.

  • @sibakonde606
    @sibakonde606 4 роки тому

    The way he says cat

  • @christopherbic7688
    @christopherbic7688 6 місяців тому

    7:32
    Funny

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn 2 місяці тому

    Don't let your wife watch Dateline buddy

  • @blue39503
    @blue39503 Рік тому

    Wanna buy some Cubans? 💍