Three in one: - adopted - parents divorced - father gay Uhhh I was talking about the video but...okay? In one of his lives he got all three so I was just pointing that out in like a triple kill kinda way. Also thanks for the likes it means so much!
In my family I always fight with my little brother for the front seat but most of the time my dad just gets angry and we both have to go in the back • )-( •
Well, my little sister is 5 so she can't get in the front seat anyway, and my older 16 year old brother barely comes outside so I always get the front seat uwu
I was adopted when I was a baby. Mike: if you know you were adopted as a baby and you knew it must be depressing Me: I have known forever and it's not depressing but I wish I knew my mom
Bijuu Mike: I couldn’t talk normal if I tried Me during a class presentation: *Laughs in student* Edit: WOW THAT’S A LOT OF LIKES Student IS in fact a real language.
Everyone has something irrational they don't like but they KNOW it's irrational, and mine is the shower. I won't take a bath unless I clean the tub first, and stepping into a shower that has cold water from someone's previous shower that's still in bottom grosses me out. I won't throw a huge fit but it grosses me out...so I definitely pre BEFORE I get in the shower 😂 I think part of the disgust is knowing people pee in the shower
my bitlife daughter: **develops fear of dogs** me: **buys a dog the same year** *this has nothing to do with the video* Edit: thx for the likes. What is going on in the replies? T-T Edit 2: just when I think the reply argument has ended someone replies
Y'all are being more rude to xX ᴇ ʟ ɪ s ᴀ Xx ! Than they are being rude to you. They are right. The original comment was completely unnecessary. No need to get butthurt over it.
@@Oliver-fw6rc I wasn't being rude... I don't think I was at least. I just said the comment wasn't hurting anyone :/ At least the original comment had _something_ to do with the video.
I'm adopted. I have Autism and ADHD so thank go I got a home at age 4. I have red hair, freckles, hazel eyes, and I'm half Chinese half Black. I used to model because of my somewhat weird looks.
I won’t lie, my first thought when I saw the title was, “Wait, my parents can disown me in Bitlife too?!” but then I realized that the title said step parents and not parents.
"I wanna watch the world burn" -Regina George, Mean girls the musical "I wanna watch the world burn" -bjuu mike, referring to his parents in Bitlife. 10/10 edit: oh gosh ive never had this many likes 😊
I'm adopted :) my mom had a one night stand and I was left at the orphanage. I went to foster homes (14 in 8 years) then I was adopted. It's been 3 years and I now have 5 siblings and two moms who I love dearly
12:30 I'm adopted. I dont remember my birth family so I didn't know till my parents told me but it isn't that big of a deal. I just got to my real family a different way than most is all :P
I was adopted by my stepdad after he and my mom got married when I was around 3. He was an abusive man and I grew up being told and believing he was my real father. I didn't find out the truth until I was almost 22. I'm 25 now, so I haven't known my real dad for too long, but we get along for the most part. I haven't spoken to my stepdad in years.
@Rylan B WHY U GOTTA B SO RUUUUUUUDE!?! (song) the best way to get a good joke is to get a job in the garbage disposal room and then get a job and you can get a job at the same time as you can afford to pay for a mom (randomised by Google 😂)
My mom had two children me being one of them got a divorce and then she came out as gay but I love her no matter what I was young so I didn’t know she was gay till later 😂❤️
Vampire Cat Assassin it’s the truth hon, and those ‘comments’ can offend other people. I don’t get what’s wrong with his father being gay, but it says it.
@@aoiasahina3124 im not saying that there's anything wrong with being gay but just you're taking it too serious (no offense tho i hope you dont think too much of this :D)
UA-cam isn't the only one that does that. I have a video making app and I uploaded a video on it and a few days later, I checked and had 110 views, but 230 likes. I looked at it and my brain melted, three times! Once at the fact that I actually had that many views, that's a new high for me, once that there were more likes than views, and then the last time, my brain melted because people were actually listening to me sing and liked it. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. Either that or the people who liked it were deaf, or the app had glitched, but nope. Also, I somehow lost views a few weeks later. I went from 110, to 98, to 280, to 260, then back down to 120...What
For people who get mad once there parents tell them there adopted : Think about it this way, You're mother loves you a certain amount and it will stay that way for your entire life. But if your put up for adoption.. That means that theres someone who picked you out of i have to say MANY people.. That should make you feel special. Hope this makes you feel better :3
"Everyone pees in the shower" Bijuu Mike 2019 Btw I do too. Pls don't send hate Edit: I'm not adopted but I have no parents. I live with my 4 older brothers The oldest is 29 and I'm 16 (I'm an accident)
I was adopted by my "step dad", but I just call him dad Long story short, my mom had me, with some one else Married my dad 8 years later Dad adopted me Don't know my real dad, so, yeah
*”Stepparentses”*
-Bijuu Mike 2019
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2019
-2019 2019
2019
-2020 XD
I'm a red head
well, oof
"Do siblings fight about having the front seat?"
Yes, you have no idea the blood that is drawn..
me and my sibling don’t fight about it, sometimes I get it he be like ‘ugh whatever’
there’s no blood drawn, unless your family is a little coo coo
@@aoiasahina3124 heeehhhhh XD
I'm the oldest and both my sisters are to Young to ride in the front
Lol yes that’s a normal thing me and my sisters use to always argue about it 😂
I love how he killed someone and didn't even notice.
Same I was just like dude wtf
Ikr
True
when
18:17
Child: does anything
Evil step-parents: wait that’s illegal
IamAPotato 27 I think you mean-
*PARENTSES*
*bijuu mike said it*
Three in one:
- adopted
- parents divorced
- father gay
Uhhh I was talking about the video but...okay?
In one of his lives he got all three so I was just pointing that out in like a triple kill kinda way. Also thanks for the likes it means so much!
Falsettos in a nutshell (minus the adoption bit)
@@pixel824 pffft-
Are you suggesting there is something wrong with being gay?
@@peaks781 not what so ever
Error 606 that’s good cause a lot of people use gay as an insult
His bitlife life: My mom poked holes into the condom
One of the story telling channels: i pOkEd HoleS INTo My bOyFrIeNd'S cOnDoM
Me: *hmmmm*
Yo some of the story telling channels must be playing bit life undercover
@@irmaseaman7900 Frr 😳
I wAs PrEgNaNt WiTh My DaD aT 12 WiTh 700 KiDs
Or.... that just happens in life, like that stuff happens a lot
My DaD aTe My MoMS HeAD AnD mAdE a SaNdwItch OuT oF DeM lEgS.
Bijuu: We all pee in the shower!.... right
David's mum: What kind of influence is this?!
I do
The 100th like
I don’t... I don’t pee in the shower....
Lmfao
@Obnoxious Chicken Oh...oh....ok then 😬
David's mom: THERE IS BITLIFE MERCH? IM GONNA SET IT ON FIRE!
David: help
Im david and my mom DID burn it
H
@@cleetusx0o0x_27 o no one likes *davids mum*
@@cleetusx0o0x_27 yes my son i did
@@ravenblackk exuse ne
Mike: *attacks someone and kills her*
Headmaster: HOW DARE THEE I WILL CALL YOUR PARENTS AND YOU WILL STAY IN MY SCHOOL
Enhanced Penguino your* ;-;
Brooklyn Da Potato you’re
• D4sp41r • he put yor tho
Timestamp?
@@jonathan.1531 9:05
“Is that really something siblings fight about?”
Yes. Indeed it is. He always gets the front seat *glares into the sunset*
In my family I always fight with my little brother for the front seat but most of the time my dad just gets angry and we both have to go in the back • )-( •
Not if you don't have money for a car.
All my siblings legally have to sit in the back, sooo....
@Stevie Burwell You shouldn't give people that info on the internet kiddo
Well, my little sister is 5 so she can't get in the front seat anyway, and my older 16 year old brother barely comes outside so I always get the front seat uwu
Legend says that Waldo is still searching fro himself.....
r/BlursedImages
Wow thats deep
I love how he was reading those polish names :D I am polish myself and for me it seems very funny XD
:D I'm polish too and I was cracking up when he was trying to pronounce the names! XD
Wreszcie znalazłam kogoś z Polski😀
I looked at the names and knew how to pronounce them, so, yeah, watching Mike try (and fail) to pronounce them was really funny.
All I know to say in polish are swear words.
exactly, its hilarious!
"It's cause I'm adopted!"
Bijuu Mike 2019
Shut up with someone2019
did he not notice the girl he attacked as a child died from her injuries
aubrey aperently not 😂
aubrey ikr
aubrey I didn’t notice it either
Anyway anyone looking for a time stamp it’s at 9:06
IKR THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! the headmaster was like: "dOnT dO tHaT aGaIn"
Which one
school: oh she murdered someone? just send her to the headmasters office no big dealllll
he also never went to jail
Yeah, don't send them to juvie or anything. (Idk how to spell)
Animations and Roblox spelt all right
Mike: We all pee in the shower
Me: S...Sure!!
David's mom: This is sickening!
I think i know david... if i do he is a senior in high school
@@xadmf Maybe another David
i know a david. His mom is a Karen. And she’s like this
...
My uncle is named David so my grandmother is A mom to a David so she is davids mom
yes
more bitlife
David’s mom wouldn’t be proud :D
yay us
Lol
Amazing profile image
#200th like
heh, David would be proud.
lol
“I’m going to be one of those people who use one excuse to get away with anything.”
Yan-Chan: B-But it really was the delinquents!!!
That’s what I thought xD
I was adopted when I was a baby.
Mike: if you know you were adopted as a baby and you knew it must be depressing
Me: I have known forever and it's not depressing but I wish I knew my mom
its okay! im sure you will see he soon!!
It must be depressing if they were older
Jix Cl0ud same
FBI unless she’s dead
Same
I love how clueless he acted about when the character got their period 😂
I know it’s actally funny
how was he clueless
He said he didn't know what to do. Not what it was
@glitterygirl444 time I mean, he probably knows what it is but wouldn't know what to do because you know... He can't get periods.
"Everyone pees in the shower right?"
Thats deep
Edit: This got more likes than I expected...
Eevee Fun Times no one cares
Akward....
Eevee Fun Times 🤷🏽♀️
Eev
@@myaunaaliyaasmith6413 I am a gorl
Bijuu: posts bitlife
David’s mom: that’s illegal!
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Bad comment
David's mum: IM CALLING THE POLICE
@@stormvlogz5704 NOT IT NOT HIM IT "GACHA MIKE"
"Frank iero from frank iero"
-An mcr fan 2019
@@Weeewooooooooo yesssssssssssssssss
I have glasses and my mom said “Next year you will see 2020”
It took me a minute to get the joke
Wait I don't get it is it because next year IS 2020?
@@m3cha131 No 20 20 vision
oh, i get it.
Eli Playz yes
IrReLeVaNt
I’m gonna adopt when I’m older, there’s a lot of kids that are in need of a good home. I didn’t grow up in the system, but I know it can’t be easy.
Yeah me too. It's so sad to think about how many kids and teens are in the system.
I am adopted so I definitely want to
Are y'all rich? A normal adoption costs between $40,000 to $50,000 (in US dollars). That's for only one child.
@@meowmeowmeow1021 better start saving up 👁👄👁
same
“ThIs GuY sEeMs GREAT..”
Soon after:
“I’m just trying to date as many people as I can until I get kids or not.”
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oh gosh
lol
*Gosh!*
.-.
Welcome to the scrub farm.
Bijuu Mike: I couldn’t talk normal if I tried
Me during a class presentation: *Laughs in student*
Edit: WOW THAT’S A LOT OF LIKES
Student IS in fact a real language.
Me lol
lol i didn’t know you could laugh in a student.
LJ_EJ or is it in THE STUDENT LANGUAGE
How to laugh in the student language:HAHAHa hA horfa
Also me LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bijuu Mike: I can't be the only one who does it everyone must pee in the shower
Me:*sits on toilet*
Everyone has something irrational they don't like but they KNOW it's irrational, and mine is the shower. I won't take a bath unless I clean the tub first, and stepping into a shower that has cold water from someone's previous shower that's still in bottom grosses me out. I won't throw a huge fit but it grosses me out...so I definitely pre BEFORE I get in the shower 😂 I think part of the disgust is knowing people pee in the shower
Me: *goes outside*
Me: *gets a handful of dirt*
Me: *Eats*
Me: Is that a hint of leaf?
Ooh that’s deep c;
*Kills someone by beating them up*
Headmaster:SAY SORRY FOR YOUR POOR CHOICES.
Lol
*A wise decision*
I’m adopted since birth. My adoptive parents are my parents to me.
Same with my adopted mom because my real mother I heard was a psycho.
Wow that's crazy
HarpsichordYT Same
Emily Matthews wow. 😦
I ain't adopted but my father did left when I was given birth that's why I don't have a freaking middle name
"I wanna watch the world burn."
*Please don't tell me I'm the only one who thought of Mean Girls-*
I thought of The Dark Knight
@G E and I am a masssivee dealll
@@creamywaves2345 fear me, love me, stand and stare at me
SomethingISwear OwO AND THEEESE
THESE ARE REAL
@@rameshseshadri1069 and these... THESE ARE REAL!!!
my bitlife daughter: **develops fear of dogs**
me: **buys a dog the same year**
*this has nothing to do with the video*
Edit: thx for the likes. What is going on in the replies? T-T
Edit 2: just when I think the reply argument has ended someone replies
Then don't comment it?
xX ᴇ ʟ ɪ s ᴀ Xx ! Maybe let people comment what they want and not be an unnecessary asshole..?
@@xxelisaxx People can comment what they want, it's not hurting anyone
Y'all are being more rude to xX ᴇ ʟ ɪ s ᴀ Xx ! Than they are being rude to you. They are right. The original comment was completely unnecessary. No need to get butthurt over it.
@@Oliver-fw6rc I wasn't being rude... I don't think I was at least. I just said the comment wasn't hurting anyone :/
At least the original comment had _something_ to do with the video.
I'm adopted. I have Autism and ADHD so thank go I got a home at age 4. I have red hair, freckles, hazel eyes, and I'm half Chinese half Black. I used to model because of my somewhat weird looks.
I won’t lie, my first thought when I saw the title was, “Wait, my parents can disown me in Bitlife too?!” but then I realized that the title said step parents and not parents.
So yeah, I literally thought that we were gaining new parents completely.
@@moonbbxe 😂
Xf
Wow
F
Nobody:
Not my mom:
Not even me:
Bijuu: StEp-PaReNtSeS
Had comment
@@internettrash437 HaD CoMmEnT??????
@@internettrash437 ???
Auto correct
@@internettrash437 oh mk! Its Hate* btw
I am adopted, Now you know someone who is Adopted :) Like so mike can see this :)
Edit: Thank you so much for all the likes! :)
your a like begger
Xxmoon_playsxX Gacha no look I am adopted I just wanted mike to see, now leave me alone
I'm adopted too but I know my actual family.
Lucky Llama Star SAME!!
Xxmoon_playsxX Gacha stop being rude.
Today I'm going to tell my cat she's adopted
Wish me luck.. I hope she understand that we love her no matter what.
Rach congradulations, you have collected a certified bruh moment
Lmao
@Rach I have a cat that was the child of two other cats, one of which was a gift and the other was a rescue, so no, surprisingly
@Rach r/woooosh
Rach r/whooooooosh
Do you know who is the best person in the world? Read the first word! :3
Wait i messed up....
Wow Do is the best person in the world
Ohh i see you are a NCTzen!
Do-Young is the best person...i see your bias right there! ;)
Lol i am joking,just NCTzens are going to understand
It's do! 😂
HAA YOU SUCC
Lol
“Back in those days without phones”
-Bijuu Mike 2019
Next Bitlife Merch:
*The “**#StopDavidsMom**” Shirt!*
*15% off only until Halloween*
I hope
LOL😂
I would buy that
"I wanna watch the world burn"
-Regina George, Mean girls the musical
"I wanna watch the world burn"
-bjuu mike, referring to his parents in Bitlife.
10/10
edit: oh gosh ive never had this many likes 😊
👏🏻
perfection
"I hope that you burn." - Elizabeth Schuyler
@@suugarush2555 yep my fav musical! (HAMILTEN, pun intended
That's fetch
“we just got a letter we just got a letter we just got a letter i wonder who it’s from” is what you meant
CrAvEd SoMeBoDy no one gives a shit about that
*cries in nostalgia*
We just got a letter we just got a letter we just got a letter wonder who its from? RONALD WEASLEY does anyone know that Harry Potter meme?
Phounebiel r u d e a l e r t
Much Blue's Clues
Were any of you scrubs adopted? if so how was your experience? Im curious to know!
Bijuu Mike it’s good
A comment of mijuu bike that hasn't caught attention.
*W O A H T E C H N O L O G Y*
Im surprised this diesnt have any likes 😂 i have a stepmom, and she is rude 😔
Bit life merch: *exists*
Also bit life merch: *has a baby on it*
Schools: NO
Me: *is depressed*
🥔 🥔🥔🥔🥔✌️✌️🥔🥔
Sure buddy
And sperm
Oof
This is why i wanna go to an art school....
“It’s free real estate” -Hello neighbor 2019
"he sliced open your ear"
Isn't your ear already open
Woah.....
Logic gets yeeted out of the window everyday
14 year old white teenagers be like
So true but..... Well your ear can be sliced again COMMON CENCE
I am not legally allowed to like this comment because it is at 69 likes
I love how Mike is like "Do siblings really fight over the front seat?" Like... you don't know the half of it, buddy
no one:
Absolutely no one:
Me:
*crying in android*
same my brother
I feel the struggle
S a m e
Same...
Same...;-;
3:51 "Where do babies come from?"
I think we all know the answer to that question 😂
In crying of laughter. 🤣
I watched the lion king😂😂😂😂
Uh duh they come from birdies
*right*?
@@OakieTea Rightttt... 😂🤣
"Oh my dic- my bear died"
That's what I heard Bijuu ;;
3:40
IKR lol
Lmaoo
Omg
XD
Omggg I hurd it too ;0;
Mike: Eat that earth.
Me: "Is adopted"
Also me: Gets yelled at.
Again me: It's cuz I'm adopted right.
It’s “We just got a letter” not package I-
Blues Clues lol
😱
Blues clues was my life when I was younger
WE JUS GOT A LETTER WE JUS GOT A LETTER I WONDER WHO ITZ FROM??
Bijuu Mike: BITLIFEEEE
Biju Mike: *learning Japanese*
Polish names and surnames: *exist*
Biju Mike: I'm not even gonna try.
“Those olden days before phones?” Lol you were talking about having to memorize phone numbers
2:30 teacher asks me why I’m watching this in class
Is your teacher Davids mum it sounds like her
"I'm adopted"
When he said "iu-i-iuiu-u-oiu-u-iu"
*I FELT THAT.*
you felt shit, all he did was hum some shit.
@@aoiasahina3124 shut the fuck up Liv Parks
My older brother constantly tells me I'm adopted but when I ask my parents they awkward and nervously deny it.
SadTroll101 Maney you are
SadTroll101 you are
You are
I'm adopted :) my mom had a one night stand and I was left at the orphanage. I went to foster homes (14 in 8 years) then I was adopted. It's been 3 years and I now have 5 siblings and two moms who I love dearly
Isabella Mahaffey Glad you're in a good situation and not in a bad one.
Nobody:
Bijuu Mike: You pee in the shower too, right?
Koala 52661 Me: ..........Maybe?..........
@@sariatora8287 Don't worry, I do it too. You're not alone
Yes
Koala 52661 ok XD
No
YOU WERE ON A BITLIFE AD! Idk what else to say so hi😁❤️❤️❤️
12:30
I'm adopted. I dont remember my birth family so I didn't know till my parents told me but it isn't that big of a deal. I just got to my real family a different way than most is all :P
if they don't get a divorce, I'm gonna-
**gets ad that says "make me a sandwich"**
Lol I got a car add then a makeup ad
I was adopted by my stepdad after he and my mom got married when I was around 3. He was an abusive man and I grew up being told and believing he was my real father. I didn't find out the truth until I was almost 22. I'm 25 now, so I haven't known my real dad for too long, but we get along for the most part. I haven't spoken to my stepdad in years.
Bijuu Mike: I just want to watch the world burn. Is that so wrong?!
Me: Yes 😂😂😂 (also ur bitlife videos are cool)
HEY IM EARLY!
Edit: YOU FORGET TO LEAVE THE POLL
He just uploaded the video
125 subs but no videos?
I know were is the poll
I guess
Idk
I think I'm adopted, i don't know my "mom" has never shown any proof to me that tells me I'm not adopted so... I really don't know
BitLife forever
Notification squad
NO U SUCC
@@internettrash437 why are you so mean?
r\woosh
@Rylan B
WHY U GOTTA B SO RUUUUUUUDE!?! (song) the best way to get a good joke is to get a job in the garbage disposal room and then get a job and you can get a job at the same time as you can afford to pay for a mom (randomised by Google 😂)
@@internettrash437 I don't think that's how wooshing someone works but ok
I was adopted as a baby...I got taken away and my adoptive mother was very honest about it and I am and was a happy kid! It's not sad it's happy.
when lil bijuu bean is talking abt having kids and your getting the feels 😢😊
"That voice crack tho"
ME EVERYDAY- *voice cracks every two seconds*
*insert dipper voice crack remix here*
@@cherrycatsoda noice
@@cherrycatsoda y e s
@@Rika-ph6ik *yes*
"I just wanna watch the world burn...is that wrong?"
- Bijuu Mike (2019)
...I mean...
...me too...?
Bijuu's mom "Why didn't you wash the dishes?"
Bijuu "Its cause i'm adopted!
Bijuu's mom "Why are you failing school?"
Bijuu "Its cause i'm adopted!
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Bijuu mike: tHaT vOiCE CrAcK tHo
Me: It was bootiful…
My mom had two children me being one of them got a divorce and then she came out as gay but I love her no matter what I was young so I didn’t know she was gay till later 😂❤️
1:15 Davids mom:HOW DARE YOU THAT IS VERY OFFENSIVE!
1:19 my mom when she sees im watching bijuu mike play bitlife
no one:
Not even ur mom:
Bijuu: I PEE IN THE SHOWERRRR
actually a lot of people say/do that
anax I know I was not trying to offend anyone
@@rat-qt1zt i know
Am I the only one who just found out that bitlife has haunted house and you can summon ghosts, yes? K
Stepparentses- Bijuu mike 2019
Dan is expecting a child . .
UR GOING TO BE AN UNCLE .
Me:
parents divorced
step mom
step baby brother
bully brother
adopted
real mom is crazy
dont know real dad
all are lies, so shut up and don’t tell people what you’ve gone through, because it seems attention seeking.
@@aoiasahina3124 yo why are you so mean to some people and seem to be bothered by some of the comments, they are just comments
Vampire Cat Assassin it’s the truth hon, and those ‘comments’ can offend other people. I don’t get what’s wrong with his father being gay, but it says it.
@@aoiasahina3124 im not saying that there's anything wrong with being gay but just you're taking it too serious (no offense tho i hope you dont think too much of this :D)
@@aoiasahina3124 it is pretty fake, but you don't have to be so rude
*2* views
*68* likes
GOD JESUS UA-cam
I have 30 likes +1 more
ONE VIEW OFF IM CRYING
Iceberg's box it’s what it said on my screen
Me: Ummmm... UA-cam are you drunk again?
UA-cam: *hold my beer*
UA-cam isn't the only one that does that. I have a video making app and I uploaded a video on it and a few days later, I checked and had 110 views, but 230 likes. I looked at it and my brain melted, three times! Once at the fact that I actually had that many views, that's a new high for me, once that there were more likes than views, and then the last time, my brain melted because people were actually listening to me sing and liked it. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. Either that or the people who liked it were deaf, or the app had glitched, but nope. Also, I somehow lost views a few weeks later. I went from 110, to 98, to 280, to 260, then back down to 120...What
Scrub boi: Report her to the headmaster
Headmaster: A wise decision
For people who get mad once there parents tell them there adopted : Think about it this way, You're mother loves you a certain amount and it will stay that way for your entire life. But if your put up for adoption.. That means that theres someone who picked you out of i have to say MANY people.. That should make you feel special.
Hope this makes you feel better :3
mike: *opens bag*
the bag: OMG YOU SON OF A GUN I’M IN PAIN HELP ME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Him saying a polish name wrong"
Me:"Laughs"(Yes im polish)
My friends: “r u a scubsciber.”
Me “no I’m a scrub.”
My friends “same thing”
If you havent peed in the shower atleast once, you havent lived long enough
"Everyone pees in the shower" Bijuu Mike 2019
Btw I do too. Pls don't send hate
Edit: I'm not adopted but I have no parents. I live with my 4 older brothers
The oldest is 29 and I'm 16 (I'm an accident)
9:16
Kid: *frickin’ kills a girl*
Headmaster: I encourage you to do the right thing next time
Mike: Everyone pees in the shower
Me an intellectual: I don't shower I bathe
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Biju Mike: We all pee in the shower...RIGHT!?!?!?
-insert whatever response is socially acceptable-
Demon Playz16 not true
_"We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. I wonder who is from?"_
I was adopted by my "step dad", but I just call him dad
Long story short, my mom had me, with some one else
Married my dad 8 years later
Dad adopted me
Don't know my real dad, so, yeah
When you saw "where do baby's come from" it's a song ÚwÙ
Yes-
"I wonder what it *iiIiiIiIiIiIiiiIis."*
-Quote of the Year award goes to Bijuu Mike!!!
*Bitlife gives you merch*
David’s mom: I’m suing this game and gonna get you demonetised.
How many more times he should play bit life
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No no now nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononknononojocgyjcgyjxhkgciuhbmjkfghjxghdukcghjxfhjxfhjxfgjcfghgf
Make it INFINITE
David mom: Ugahahahah! IM GONNA SMASH THAT DISLIKE BUTTEON! IM SENDING YOU EMAILS! (Not true its just here for fun)
@@izzyl6383 Everybody Else: Stop David's Mom
@@DemonKingChara true
Lol when you charged at the girl in the music class at the bottom it said she died from her injuries 🤣
4:30 turn on captions 🤣