I gained Evil Step Parents in Bitlife

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  • @danichicklets
    @danichicklets 5 років тому +1870

    *”Stepparentses”*
    -Bijuu Mike 2019

  • @purrfectlydeadinside9375
    @purrfectlydeadinside9375 5 років тому +1036

    "Do siblings fight about having the front seat?"
    Yes, you have no idea the blood that is drawn..

    • @aoiasahina3124
      @aoiasahina3124 5 років тому +8

      me and my sibling don’t fight about it, sometimes I get it he be like ‘ugh whatever’

    • @aoiasahina3124
      @aoiasahina3124 5 років тому +9

      there’s no blood drawn, unless your family is a little coo coo

    • @purrfectlydeadinside9375
      @purrfectlydeadinside9375 5 років тому +4

      @@aoiasahina3124 heeehhhhh XD

    • @shizukakuma1461
      @shizukakuma1461 5 років тому +10

      I'm the oldest and both my sisters are to Young to ride in the front

    • @LanaaLane
      @LanaaLane 5 років тому +9

      Lol yes that’s a normal thing me and my sisters use to always argue about it 😂

  • @emilynightray
    @emilynightray 5 років тому +988

    I love how he killed someone and didn't even notice.

  • @pign919
    @pign919 5 років тому +231

    Child: does anything
    Evil step-parents: wait that’s illegal

    • @hisokaisprettyshy2467
      @hisokaisprettyshy2467 5 років тому +2

      IamAPotato 27 I think you mean-
      *PARENTSES*
      *bijuu mike said it*

  • @rus_gatkg
    @rus_gatkg 5 років тому +1468

    Three in one:
    - adopted
    - parents divorced
    - father gay
    Uhhh I was talking about the video but...okay?
    In one of his lives he got all three so I was just pointing that out in like a triple kill kinda way. Also thanks for the likes it means so much!

    • @pixel824
      @pixel824 5 років тому +27

      Falsettos in a nutshell (minus the adoption bit)

    • @rus_gatkg
      @rus_gatkg 5 років тому +17

      @@pixel824 pffft-

    • @peaks781
      @peaks781 5 років тому +16

      Are you suggesting there is something wrong with being gay?

    • @rus_gatkg
      @rus_gatkg 5 років тому +23

      @@peaks781 not what so ever

    • @peaks781
      @peaks781 5 років тому +22

      Error 606 that’s good cause a lot of people use gay as an insult

  • @kawaiichan6619
    @kawaiichan6619 5 років тому +315

    His bitlife life: My mom poked holes into the condom
    One of the story telling channels: i pOkEd HoleS INTo My bOyFrIeNd'S cOnDoM
    Me: *hmmmm*

    • @irmaseaman7900
      @irmaseaman7900 4 роки тому +11

      Yo some of the story telling channels must be playing bit life undercover

    • @kawaiichan6619
      @kawaiichan6619 4 роки тому +1

      @@irmaseaman7900 Frr 😳

    • @wiktoriawolny
      @wiktoriawolny 4 роки тому +9

      I wAs PrEgNaNt WiTh My DaD aT 12 WiTh 700 KiDs

    • @ms.bobatotes3945
      @ms.bobatotes3945 4 роки тому +4

      Or.... that just happens in life, like that stuff happens a lot

    • @HeroSandwitch
      @HeroSandwitch 4 роки тому +3

      My DaD aTe My MoMS HeAD AnD mAdE a SaNdwItch OuT oF DeM lEgS.

  • @ghostsomenswho
    @ghostsomenswho 5 років тому +545

    Bijuu: We all pee in the shower!.... right
    David's mum: What kind of influence is this?!

  • @iloveleafy
    @iloveleafy 5 років тому +208

    David's mom: THERE IS BITLIFE MERCH? IM GONNA SET IT ON FIRE!
    David: help

  • @problemchild465
    @problemchild465 5 років тому +210

    Mike: *attacks someone and kills her*
    Headmaster: HOW DARE THEE I WILL CALL YOUR PARENTS AND YOU WILL STAY IN MY SCHOOL

  • @perilmania
    @perilmania 5 років тому +295

    “Is that really something siblings fight about?”
    Yes. Indeed it is. He always gets the front seat *glares into the sunset*

    • @sunnyshowers9701
      @sunnyshowers9701 5 років тому +6

      In my family I always fight with my little brother for the front seat but most of the time my dad just gets angry and we both have to go in the back • )-( •

    • @oculus6923
      @oculus6923 5 років тому +1

      Not if you don't have money for a car.

    • @bouncybird2331
      @bouncybird2331 5 років тому +1

      All my siblings legally have to sit in the back, sooo....

    • @Rika-ph6ik
      @Rika-ph6ik 5 років тому +1

      @Stevie Burwell You shouldn't give people that info on the internet kiddo

    • @eyeballsoup3276
      @eyeballsoup3276 5 років тому +4

      Well, my little sister is 5 so she can't get in the front seat anyway, and my older 16 year old brother barely comes outside so I always get the front seat uwu

  • @KhushiSingh-se7ki
    @KhushiSingh-se7ki 5 років тому +239

    Legend says that Waldo is still searching fro himself.....

  • @MsOmegaPL
    @MsOmegaPL 5 років тому +143

    I love how he was reading those polish names :D I am polish myself and for me it seems very funny XD

    • @isabellepotts5773
      @isabellepotts5773 5 років тому +11

      :D I'm polish too and I was cracking up when he was trying to pronounce the names! XD

    • @c3lestenothere
      @c3lestenothere 4 роки тому +7

      Wreszcie znalazłam kogoś z Polski😀

    • @sendhelpitsanemergen-c1203
      @sendhelpitsanemergen-c1203 4 роки тому +4

      I looked at the names and knew how to pronounce them, so, yeah, watching Mike try (and fail) to pronounce them was really funny.

    • @xtraviation
      @xtraviation 3 роки тому

      All I know to say in polish are swear words.

    • @wikipuffxd
      @wikipuffxd 2 роки тому

      exactly, its hilarious!

  • @666HYUCK
    @666HYUCK 5 років тому +311

    "It's cause I'm adopted!"
    Bijuu Mike 2019

  • @aubreystrawberry
    @aubreystrawberry 5 років тому +1186

    did he not notice the girl he attacked as a child died from her injuries

  • @flxwercatz232
    @flxwercatz232 5 років тому +154

    school: oh she murdered someone? just send her to the headmasters office no big dealllll

  • @foxydoesvids654
    @foxydoesvids654 5 років тому +378

    Mike: We all pee in the shower
    Me: S...Sure!!
    David's mom: This is sickening!

    • @xadmf
      @xadmf 5 років тому +7

      I think i know david... if i do he is a senior in high school

    • @foxydoesvids654
      @foxydoesvids654 5 років тому +5

      @@xadmf Maybe another David

    • @theyalllovelaney
      @theyalllovelaney 4 роки тому +4

      i know a david. His mom is a Karen. And she’s like this

    • @kobybamfo7104
      @kobybamfo7104 4 роки тому

      ...

    • @ainestephens6231
      @ainestephens6231 4 роки тому +3

      My uncle is named David so my grandmother is A mom to a David so she is davids mom

  • @rylieg4849
    @rylieg4849 5 років тому +974

    yes
    more bitlife
    David’s mom wouldn’t be proud :D
    yay us

  • @croissant1291
    @croissant1291 5 років тому +36

    “I’m going to be one of those people who use one excuse to get away with anything.”
    Yan-Chan: B-But it really was the delinquents!!!

  • @ac_istootired
    @ac_istootired 5 років тому +1272

    I was adopted when I was a baby.
    Mike: if you know you were adopted as a baby and you knew it must be depressing
    Me: I have known forever and it's not depressing but I wish I knew my mom

  • @rowanbrocaille9229
    @rowanbrocaille9229 5 років тому +140

    I love how clueless he acted about when the character got their period 😂

    • @Alexi-25
      @Alexi-25 5 років тому +1

      I know it’s actally funny

    • @idontusethis1101
      @idontusethis1101 5 років тому

      how was he clueless

    • @mygonvega
      @mygonvega 5 років тому +2

      He said he didn't know what to do. Not what it was

    • @whatdoyouwant4548
      @whatdoyouwant4548 5 років тому +2

      @glitterygirl444 time I mean, he probably knows what it is but wouldn't know what to do because you know... He can't get periods.

  • @codyfish
    @codyfish 5 років тому +635

    "Everyone pees in the shower right?"
    Thats deep
    Edit: This got more likes than I expected...

  • @tr1ppy_tye
    @tr1ppy_tye 5 років тому +603

    Bijuu: posts bitlife
    David’s mom: that’s illegal!

    • @internettrash437
      @internettrash437 5 років тому +2

      xfghdfggxxzxcfvdffbxfghzhfjzfghStfyzfyjztjygghgfbddrbj
      Bad comment

    • @stormvlogz5704
      @stormvlogz5704 5 років тому +3

      David's mum: IM CALLING THE POLICE

    • @gracanogueira6016
      @gracanogueira6016 5 років тому +3

      @@stormvlogz5704 NOT IT NOT HIM IT "GACHA MIKE"

    • @Weeewooooooooo
      @Weeewooooooooo 5 років тому +2

      "Frank iero from frank iero"
      -An mcr fan 2019

    • @katrinaherbert1229
      @katrinaherbert1229 5 років тому

      @@Weeewooooooooo yesssssssssssssssss

  • @Bri-MAIN
    @Bri-MAIN 5 років тому +284

    I have glasses and my mom said “Next year you will see 2020”
    It took me a minute to get the joke

  • @insanelydead7451
    @insanelydead7451 5 років тому +45

    I’m gonna adopt when I’m older, there’s a lot of kids that are in need of a good home. I didn’t grow up in the system, but I know it can’t be easy.

    • @mallorispears9527
      @mallorispears9527 5 років тому +2

      Yeah me too. It's so sad to think about how many kids and teens are in the system.

    • @flowermoonfamily3554
      @flowermoonfamily3554 4 роки тому +1

      I am adopted so I definitely want to

    • @meowmeowmeow1021
      @meowmeowmeow1021 4 роки тому

      Are y'all rich? A normal adoption costs between $40,000 to $50,000 (in US dollars). That's for only one child.

    • @internetbean5537
      @internetbean5537 4 роки тому +1

      @@meowmeowmeow1021 better start saving up 👁👄👁

    • @ttttturnip
      @ttttturnip 3 роки тому +1

      same

  • @rus_gatkg
    @rus_gatkg 5 років тому +468

    “ThIs GuY sEeMs GREAT..”
    Soon after:
    “I’m just trying to date as many people as I can until I get kids or not.”
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    oh gosh

  • @alittleedgy8947
    @alittleedgy8947 5 років тому +428

    Bijuu Mike: I couldn’t talk normal if I tried
    Me during a class presentation: *Laughs in student*
    Edit: WOW THAT’S A LOT OF LIKES
    Student IS in fact a real language.

  • @wafflereaper5764
    @wafflereaper5764 5 років тому +47

    Bijuu Mike: I can't be the only one who does it everyone must pee in the shower
    Me:*sits on toilet*

    • @jasminerul4821
      @jasminerul4821 3 роки тому +1

      Everyone has something irrational they don't like but they KNOW it's irrational, and mine is the shower. I won't take a bath unless I clean the tub first, and stepping into a shower that has cold water from someone's previous shower that's still in bottom grosses me out. I won't throw a huge fit but it grosses me out...so I definitely pre BEFORE I get in the shower 😂 I think part of the disgust is knowing people pee in the shower

  • @whalesharks1000
    @whalesharks1000 5 років тому +62

    Me: *goes outside*
    Me: *gets a handful of dirt*
    Me: *Eats*
    Me: Is that a hint of leaf?

    • @100avakin8
      @100avakin8 5 років тому

      Ooh that’s deep c;

  • @liamlivingdummy9854
    @liamlivingdummy9854 5 років тому +138

    *Kills someone by beating them up*
    Headmaster:SAY SORRY FOR YOUR POOR CHOICES.

  • @v01dst3rr3m1x
    @v01dst3rr3m1x 5 років тому +135

    I’m adopted since birth. My adoptive parents are my parents to me.

    • @emilymatthews2990
      @emilymatthews2990 5 років тому +13

      Same with my adopted mom because my real mother I heard was a psycho.

    • @tldarity4934
      @tldarity4934 4 роки тому +3

      Wow that's crazy

    • @zoemara3263
      @zoemara3263 4 роки тому +2

      HarpsichordYT Same

    • @stephanieboik7808
      @stephanieboik7808 4 роки тому +1

      Emily Matthews wow. 😦

    • @dumbbish3984
      @dumbbish3984 4 роки тому

      I ain't adopted but my father did left when I was given birth that's why I don't have a freaking middle name

  • @chelidemi2863
    @chelidemi2863 5 років тому +98

    "I wanna watch the world burn."
    *Please don't tell me I'm the only one who thought of Mean Girls-*

    • @chantinoire
      @chantinoire 5 років тому +1

      I thought of The Dark Knight

    • @creamywaves2345
      @creamywaves2345 5 років тому +2

      @G E and I am a masssivee dealll

    • @rameshseshadri1069
      @rameshseshadri1069 5 років тому +2

      @@creamywaves2345 fear me, love me, stand and stare at me

    • @loumey74
      @loumey74 5 років тому

      SomethingISwear OwO AND THEEESE
      THESE ARE REAL

    • @creamywaves2345
      @creamywaves2345 5 років тому

      @@rameshseshadri1069 and these... THESE ARE REAL!!!

  • @marsikchlupando2766
    @marsikchlupando2766 5 років тому +433

    my bitlife daughter: **develops fear of dogs**
    me: **buys a dog the same year**
    *this has nothing to do with the video*
    Edit: thx for the likes. What is going on in the replies? T-T
    Edit 2: just when I think the reply argument has ended someone replies

    • @xxelisaxx
      @xxelisaxx 5 років тому +5

      Then don't comment it?

    • @beomy99
      @beomy99 5 років тому +14

      xX ᴇ ʟ ɪ s ᴀ Xx ! Maybe let people comment what they want and not be an unnecessary asshole..?

    • @luneticc
      @luneticc 5 років тому +12

      @@xxelisaxx People can comment what they want, it's not hurting anyone

    • @Oliver-fw6rc
      @Oliver-fw6rc 5 років тому +8

      Y'all are being more rude to xX ᴇ ʟ ɪ s ᴀ Xx ! Than they are being rude to you. They are right. The original comment was completely unnecessary. No need to get butthurt over it.

    • @luneticc
      @luneticc 5 років тому +9

      @@Oliver-fw6rc I wasn't being rude... I don't think I was at least. I just said the comment wasn't hurting anyone :/
      At least the original comment had _something_ to do with the video.

  • @selahbelah8545
    @selahbelah8545 5 років тому +11

    I'm adopted. I have Autism and ADHD so thank go I got a home at age 4. I have red hair, freckles, hazel eyes, and I'm half Chinese half Black. I used to model because of my somewhat weird looks.

  • @moonbbxe
    @moonbbxe 5 років тому +206

    I won’t lie, my first thought when I saw the title was, “Wait, my parents can disown me in Bitlife too?!” but then I realized that the title said step parents and not parents.

    • @moonbbxe
      @moonbbxe 5 років тому +3

      So yeah, I literally thought that we were gaining new parents completely.

    • @cheguardi8724
      @cheguardi8724 5 років тому +3

      @@moonbbxe 😂

    • @internettrash437
      @internettrash437 5 років тому +1

      Xf

    • @mc1076
      @mc1076 5 років тому +1

      Wow

    • @mikaylq_
      @mikaylq_ 5 років тому +2

      F

  • @spontpots
    @spontpots 5 років тому +135

    Nobody:
    Not my mom:
    Not even me:
    Bijuu: StEp-PaReNtSeS

  • @verditearchives8723
    @verditearchives8723 5 років тому +832

    I am adopted, Now you know someone who is Adopted :) Like so mike can see this :)
    Edit: Thank you so much for all the likes! :)

    • @TWOtpotlover
      @TWOtpotlover 5 років тому +17

      your a like begger

    • @verditearchives8723
      @verditearchives8723 5 років тому +44

      Xxmoon_playsxX Gacha no look I am adopted I just wanted mike to see, now leave me alone

    • @luckyllamastar8503
      @luckyllamastar8503 5 років тому +39

      I'm adopted too but I know my actual family.

    • @verditearchives8723
      @verditearchives8723 5 років тому +29

      Lucky Llama Star SAME!!

    • @gothgfmod
      @gothgfmod 5 років тому +35

      Xxmoon_playsxX Gacha stop being rude.

  • @childelike
    @childelike 5 років тому +90

    Today I'm going to tell my cat she's adopted
    Wish me luck.. I hope she understand that we love her no matter what.

    • @molotovbruddah8507
      @molotovbruddah8507 5 років тому +16

      Rach congradulations, you have collected a certified bruh moment

    • @professoryeetus8955
      @professoryeetus8955 5 років тому +3

      Lmao

    • @user-hz5hn7ts1i
      @user-hz5hn7ts1i 5 років тому +5

      @Rach I have a cat that was the child of two other cats, one of which was a gift and the other was a rescue, so no, surprisingly

    • @eyeballsoup3276
      @eyeballsoup3276 5 років тому +2

      @Rach r/woooosh

    • @juno2871
      @juno2871 5 років тому +2

      Rach r/whooooooosh

  • @sturddlefish
    @sturddlefish 5 років тому +246

    Do you know who is the best person in the world? Read the first word! :3
    Wait i messed up....

    • @jessicaguerri7068
      @jessicaguerri7068 5 років тому +37

      Wow Do is the best person in the world

    • @cheguardi8724
      @cheguardi8724 5 років тому +15

      Ohh i see you are a NCTzen!
      Do-Young is the best person...i see your bias right there! ;)
      Lol i am joking,just NCTzens are going to understand

    • @ksuffy6188
      @ksuffy6188 5 років тому +8

      It's do! 😂

    • @internettrash437
      @internettrash437 5 років тому +2

      HAA YOU SUCC

    • @parps6dita290
      @parps6dita290 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @euphoricroblox6545
    @euphoricroblox6545 5 років тому +13

    “Back in those days without phones”
    -Bijuu Mike 2019

  • @fe_hann
    @fe_hann 5 років тому +117

    Next Bitlife Merch:
    *The “**#StopDavidsMom**” Shirt!*
    *15% off only until Halloween*

  • @ceceoneill2517
    @ceceoneill2517 5 років тому +106

    "I wanna watch the world burn"
    -Regina George, Mean girls the musical
    "I wanna watch the world burn"
    -bjuu mike, referring to his parents in Bitlife.
    10/10
    edit: oh gosh ive never had this many likes 😊

  • @anjelunfiltered3386
    @anjelunfiltered3386 5 років тому +55

    “we just got a letter we just got a letter we just got a letter i wonder who it’s from” is what you meant

    • @aoiasahina3124
      @aoiasahina3124 5 років тому

      CrAvEd SoMeBoDy no one gives a shit about that

    • @xadmf
      @xadmf 5 років тому +2

      *cries in nostalgia*

    • @kimanderson2384
      @kimanderson2384 5 років тому +1

      We just got a letter we just got a letter we just got a letter wonder who its from? RONALD WEASLEY does anyone know that Harry Potter meme?

    • @childesimp5835
      @childesimp5835 4 роки тому +1

      Phounebiel r u d e a l e r t

    • @meowmeowmeow1021
      @meowmeowmeow1021 4 роки тому

      Much Blue's Clues

  • @BijuuMike
    @BijuuMike  5 років тому +6

    Were any of you scrubs adopted? if so how was your experience? Im curious to know!

    • @cryomatt6045
      @cryomatt6045 5 років тому

      Bijuu Mike it’s good

    • @thegachamikefangirluwu3784
      @thegachamikefangirluwu3784 5 років тому

      A comment of mijuu bike that hasn't caught attention.
      *W O A H T E C H N O L O G Y*

    • @sadieadler3714
      @sadieadler3714 5 років тому

      Im surprised this diesnt have any likes 😂 i have a stepmom, and she is rude 😔

  • @MentalApocalypse
    @MentalApocalypse 5 років тому +100

    Bit life merch: *exists*
    Also bit life merch: *has a baby on it*
    Schools: NO
    Me: *is depressed*

    • @ana9114
      @ana9114 5 років тому +2

      🥔 🥔🥔🥔🥔✌️✌️🥔🥔

    • @Bikkie920
      @Bikkie920 5 років тому +1

      Sure buddy

    • @thecatinthecloset5871
      @thecatinthecloset5871 5 років тому +1

      And sperm

    • @gikki7647
      @gikki7647 5 років тому

      Oof

    • @xadmf
      @xadmf 5 років тому

      This is why i wanna go to an art school....

  • @jules1727
    @jules1727 5 років тому +18

    “It’s free real estate” -Hello neighbor 2019

  • @me0w1ee
    @me0w1ee 5 років тому +104

    "he sliced open your ear"
    Isn't your ear already open

    • @croissant1291
      @croissant1291 5 років тому +5

      Woah.....

    • @galaxyslife5545
      @galaxyslife5545 5 років тому +10

      Logic gets yeeted out of the window everyday

    • @_bolognese
      @_bolognese 5 років тому +4

      14 year old white teenagers be like

    • @kimanderson2384
      @kimanderson2384 5 років тому +2

      So true but..... Well your ear can be sliced again COMMON CENCE

    • @person-qc8kr
      @person-qc8kr 5 років тому +3

      I am not legally allowed to like this comment because it is at 69 likes

  • @emilyperrin1910
    @emilyperrin1910 5 років тому +5

    I love how Mike is like "Do siblings really fight over the front seat?" Like... you don't know the half of it, buddy

  • @fizzyxox
    @fizzyxox 5 років тому +103

    no one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Me:
    *crying in android*

  • @mochiii_9554
    @mochiii_9554 5 років тому +15

    3:51 "Where do babies come from?"
    I think we all know the answer to that question 😂
    In crying of laughter. 🤣

    • @pixievoid
      @pixievoid 5 років тому

      I watched the lion king😂😂😂😂

    • @OakieTea
      @OakieTea 5 років тому

      Uh duh they come from birdies
      *right*?

    • @mochiii_9554
      @mochiii_9554 5 років тому +1

      @@OakieTea Rightttt... 😂🤣

  • @innocentjiminie6488
    @innocentjiminie6488 5 років тому +38

    "Oh my dic- my bear died"
    That's what I heard Bijuu ;;
    3:40

  • @yesitzrose7475
    @yesitzrose7475 5 років тому +8

    Mike: Eat that earth.
    Me: "Is adopted"
    Also me: Gets yelled at.
    Again me: It's cuz I'm adopted right.

  • @elixated4760
    @elixated4760 5 років тому +78

    It’s “We just got a letter” not package I-

    • @cheese3398
      @cheese3398 5 років тому +7

      Blues Clues lol

    • @therodneyconnshow2529
      @therodneyconnshow2529 5 років тому +1

      😱

    • @tr1ppy_tye
      @tr1ppy_tye 5 років тому +1

      Blues clues was my life when I was younger

    • @ash-tq9xw
      @ash-tq9xw 5 років тому +1

      WE JUS GOT A LETTER WE JUS GOT A LETTER I WONDER WHO ITZ FROM??
      Bijuu Mike: BITLIFEEEE

  • @kubackiwodo2681
    @kubackiwodo2681 5 років тому +7

    Biju Mike: *learning Japanese*
    Polish names and surnames: *exist*
    Biju Mike: I'm not even gonna try.

  • @WeirdAIStuff
    @WeirdAIStuff 5 років тому +9

    “Those olden days before phones?” Lol you were talking about having to memorize phone numbers

  • @emptyotaku2737
    @emptyotaku2737 5 років тому +31

    2:30 teacher asks me why I’m watching this in class

  • @JAIL_FACE
    @JAIL_FACE 5 років тому +25

    When he said "iu-i-iuiu-u-oiu-u-iu"
    *I FELT THAT.*

    • @aoiasahina3124
      @aoiasahina3124 5 років тому +2

      you felt shit, all he did was hum some shit.

    • @Lainie4497
      @Lainie4497 5 років тому

      @@aoiasahina3124 shut the fuck up Liv Parks

  • @rey2544
    @rey2544 5 років тому +8

    My older brother constantly tells me I'm adopted but when I ask my parents they awkward and nervously deny it.

  • @isabellamahaffey9080
    @isabellamahaffey9080 5 років тому +8

    I'm adopted :) my mom had a one night stand and I was left at the orphanage. I went to foster homes (14 in 8 years) then I was adopted. It's been 3 years and I now have 5 siblings and two moms who I love dearly

    • @its_lemon_19
      @its_lemon_19 4 роки тому +1

      Isabella Mahaffey Glad you're in a good situation and not in a bad one.

  • @ratzdoll
    @ratzdoll 5 років тому +47

    Nobody:
    Bijuu Mike: You pee in the shower too, right?

    • @sariatora8287
      @sariatora8287 5 років тому +3

      Koala 52661 Me: ..........Maybe?..........

    • @ratzdoll
      @ratzdoll 5 років тому +2

      @@sariatora8287 Don't worry, I do it too. You're not alone

    • @kindhillm
      @kindhillm 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @sariatora8287
      @sariatora8287 5 років тому +1

      Koala 52661 ok XD

    • @kgabrie1827
      @kgabrie1827 5 років тому

      No

  • @kyliegill4132
    @kyliegill4132 5 років тому +5

    YOU WERE ON A BITLIFE AD! Idk what else to say so hi😁❤️❤️❤️

  • @kokoa2816
    @kokoa2816 5 років тому +8

    12:30
    I'm adopted. I dont remember my birth family so I didn't know till my parents told me but it isn't that big of a deal. I just got to my real family a different way than most is all :P

  • @ayden288
    @ayden288 5 років тому +27

    if they don't get a divorce, I'm gonna-
    **gets ad that says "make me a sandwich"**

    • @hyperhuman5746
      @hyperhuman5746 5 років тому +2

      Lol I got a car add then a makeup ad

  • @jeffsteuerwald1630
    @jeffsteuerwald1630 4 роки тому +1

    I was adopted by my stepdad after he and my mom got married when I was around 3. He was an abusive man and I grew up being told and believing he was my real father. I didn't find out the truth until I was almost 22. I'm 25 now, so I haven't known my real dad for too long, but we get along for the most part. I haven't spoken to my stepdad in years.

  • @anaveragetoast
    @anaveragetoast 5 років тому +20

    Bijuu Mike: I just want to watch the world burn. Is that so wrong?!
    Me: Yes 😂😂😂 (also ur bitlife videos are cool)

  • @huntedfloof
    @huntedfloof 5 років тому +126

    HEY IM EARLY!
    Edit: YOU FORGET TO LEAVE THE POLL

  • @ACreativeHandle
    @ACreativeHandle 5 років тому +7

    I think I'm adopted, i don't know my "mom" has never shown any proof to me that tells me I'm not adopted so... I really don't know

  • @SquidGrowls
    @SquidGrowls 5 років тому +103

    BitLife forever
    Notification squad

    • @internettrash437
      @internettrash437 5 років тому +1

      NO U SUCC

    • @lakegulian3598
      @lakegulian3598 5 років тому

      @@internettrash437 why are you so mean?

    • @internettrash437
      @internettrash437 5 років тому

      r\woosh

    • @goldengirl9390
      @goldengirl9390 5 років тому +2

      @Rylan B
      WHY U GOTTA B SO RUUUUUUUDE!?! (song) the best way to get a good joke is to get a job in the garbage disposal room and then get a job and you can get a job at the same time as you can afford to pay for a mom (randomised by Google 😂)

    • @JP-hk6xw
      @JP-hk6xw 5 років тому +1

      @@internettrash437 I don't think that's how wooshing someone works but ok

  • @karenkeese2057
    @karenkeese2057 5 років тому +4

    I was adopted as a baby...I got taken away and my adoptive mother was very honest about it and I am and was a happy kid! It's not sad it's happy.

  • @Cindy-qq1ui
    @Cindy-qq1ui 5 років тому +4

    when lil bijuu bean is talking abt having kids and your getting the feels 😢😊

  • @thepyrosystem8656
    @thepyrosystem8656 5 років тому +16

    "That voice crack tho"
    ME EVERYDAY- *voice cracks every two seconds*

  • @VampireMoon
    @VampireMoon 5 років тому +10

    "I just wanna watch the world burn...is that wrong?"
    - Bijuu Mike (2019)

  • @EnergeticGacha
    @EnergeticGacha 5 років тому +1

    Bijuu's mom "Why didn't you wash the dishes?"
    Bijuu "Its cause i'm adopted!
    Bijuu's mom "Why are you failing school?"
    Bijuu "Its cause i'm adopted!

  • @lemonhoney172
    @lemonhoney172 5 років тому +32

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Bijuu mike: tHaT vOiCE CrAcK tHo
    Me: It was bootiful…

  • @jessssssssssssssssssssssss749
    @jessssssssssssssssssssssss749 5 років тому +35

    My mom had two children me being one of them got a divorce and then she came out as gay but I love her no matter what I was young so I didn’t know she was gay till later 😂❤️

  • @horrorsans7560
    @horrorsans7560 5 років тому +1

    1:15 Davids mom:HOW DARE YOU THAT IS VERY OFFENSIVE!

  • @ninas1274
    @ninas1274 5 років тому +8

    1:19 my mom when she sees im watching bijuu mike play bitlife

  • @rat-qt1zt
    @rat-qt1zt 5 років тому +23

    no one:
    Not even ur mom:
    Bijuu: I PEE IN THE SHOWERRRR

    • @lexy5430
      @lexy5430 5 років тому

      actually a lot of people say/do that

    • @rat-qt1zt
      @rat-qt1zt 5 років тому

      anax I know I was not trying to offend anyone

    • @lexy5430
      @lexy5430 5 років тому

      @@rat-qt1zt i know

  • @caca8367
    @caca8367 5 років тому +7

    Am I the only one who just found out that bitlife has haunted house and you can summon ghosts, yes? K

  • @Pukeprincess
    @Pukeprincess 5 років тому +17

    Stepparentses- Bijuu mike 2019

  • @buttercupbaby2452
    @buttercupbaby2452 5 років тому +5

    Dan is expecting a child . .
    UR GOING TO BE AN UNCLE .

  • @maddywatchesyt1208
    @maddywatchesyt1208 5 років тому +23

    Me:
    parents divorced
    step mom
    step baby brother
    bully brother
    adopted
    real mom is crazy
    dont know real dad

    • @aoiasahina3124
      @aoiasahina3124 5 років тому +2

      all are lies, so shut up and don’t tell people what you’ve gone through, because it seems attention seeking.

    • @vampcatassassin
      @vampcatassassin 5 років тому +3

      @@aoiasahina3124 yo why are you so mean to some people and seem to be bothered by some of the comments, they are just comments

    • @aoiasahina3124
      @aoiasahina3124 5 років тому +1

      Vampire Cat Assassin it’s the truth hon, and those ‘comments’ can offend other people. I don’t get what’s wrong with his father being gay, but it says it.

    • @vampcatassassin
      @vampcatassassin 5 років тому +2

      @@aoiasahina3124 im not saying that there's anything wrong with being gay but just you're taking it too serious (no offense tho i hope you dont think too much of this :D)

    • @gatorade2337
      @gatorade2337 5 років тому +1

      @@aoiasahina3124 it is pretty fake, but you don't have to be so rude

  • @grimt21
    @grimt21 5 років тому +99

    *2* views
    *68* likes
    GOD JESUS UA-cam

    • @gianna8780
      @gianna8780 5 років тому +2

      I have 30 likes +1 more

    • @ghostedram
      @ghostedram 5 років тому +1

      ONE VIEW OFF IM CRYING

    • @grimt21
      @grimt21 5 років тому

      Iceberg's box it’s what it said on my screen

    • @stellastars6342
      @stellastars6342 5 років тому +1

      Me: Ummmm... UA-cam are you drunk again?
      UA-cam: *hold my beer*

    • @katekatplayz9223
      @katekatplayz9223 5 років тому

      UA-cam isn't the only one that does that. I have a video making app and I uploaded a video on it and a few days later, I checked and had 110 views, but 230 likes. I looked at it and my brain melted, three times! Once at the fact that I actually had that many views, that's a new high for me, once that there were more likes than views, and then the last time, my brain melted because people were actually listening to me sing and liked it. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. Either that or the people who liked it were deaf, or the app had glitched, but nope. Also, I somehow lost views a few weeks later. I went from 110, to 98, to 280, to 260, then back down to 120...What

  • @littlewolfyzapling8810
    @littlewolfyzapling8810 5 років тому +28

    Scrub boi: Report her to the headmaster
    Headmaster: A wise decision

  • @MissSpaceMan
    @MissSpaceMan 5 років тому +1

    For people who get mad once there parents tell them there adopted : Think about it this way, You're mother loves you a certain amount and it will stay that way for your entire life. But if your put up for adoption.. That means that theres someone who picked you out of i have to say MANY people.. That should make you feel special.
    Hope this makes you feel better :3

  • @catalchemy
    @catalchemy 5 років тому +8

    mike: *opens bag*
    the bag: OMG YOU SON OF A GUN I’M IN PAIN HELP ME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @michawilawer2625
    @michawilawer2625 5 років тому +8

    "Him saying a polish name wrong"
    Me:"Laughs"(Yes im polish)

  • @jenbo5023
    @jenbo5023 5 років тому +10

    My friends: “r u a scubsciber.”
    Me “no I’m a scrub.”
    My friends “same thing”

  • @marshmallowqueenie
    @marshmallowqueenie 5 років тому +9

    If you havent peed in the shower atleast once, you havent lived long enough

  • @skywolf6222
    @skywolf6222 5 років тому +5

    "Everyone pees in the shower" Bijuu Mike 2019
    Btw I do too. Pls don't send hate
    Edit: I'm not adopted but I have no parents. I live with my 4 older brothers
    The oldest is 29 and I'm 16 (I'm an accident)

  • @hugenerd97
    @hugenerd97 4 роки тому +1

    9:16
    Kid: *frickin’ kills a girl*
    Headmaster: I encourage you to do the right thing next time

  • @jakebriggs4485
    @jakebriggs4485 5 років тому +6

    Mike: Everyone pees in the shower
    Me an intellectual: I don't shower I bathe

  • @raetherat3775
    @raetherat3775 5 років тому +10

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Biju Mike: We all pee in the shower...RIGHT!?!?!?

    • @jaypegasi3769
      @jaypegasi3769 5 років тому +1

      -insert whatever response is socially acceptable-

    • @bribriraya3377
      @bribriraya3377 5 років тому +1

      Demon Playz16 not true

  • @stephanied2750
    @stephanied2750 5 років тому +2

    _"We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. I wonder who is from?"_

  • @elisquier5380
    @elisquier5380 5 років тому +5

    I was adopted by my "step dad", but I just call him dad
    Long story short, my mom had me, with some one else
    Married my dad 8 years later
    Dad adopted me
    Don't know my real dad, so, yeah

  • @izzyscats7237
    @izzyscats7237 5 років тому +8

    When you saw "where do baby's come from" it's a song ÚwÙ

  • @cassiebrioche
    @cassiebrioche 5 років тому +2

    "I wonder what it *iiIiiIiIiIiIiiiIis."*
    -Quote of the Year award goes to Bijuu Mike!!!

  • @daisyy4857
    @daisyy4857 5 років тому +6

    *Bitlife gives you merch*
    David’s mom: I’m suing this game and gonna get you demonetised.

  • @ineedsleep7365
    @ineedsleep7365 5 років тому +99

    How many more times he should play bit life



    • @internettrash437
      @internettrash437 5 років тому

      No no now nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononknononojocgyjcgyjxhkgciuhbmjkfghjxghdukcghjxfhjxfhjxfgjcfghgf

    • @DemonKingChara
      @DemonKingChara 5 років тому

      Make it INFINITE

    • @izzyl6383
      @izzyl6383 5 років тому

      David mom: Ugahahahah! IM GONNA SMASH THAT DISLIKE BUTTEON! IM SENDING YOU EMAILS! (Not true its just here for fun)

    • @DemonKingChara
      @DemonKingChara 5 років тому

      @@izzyl6383 Everybody Else: Stop David's Mom

    • @izzyl6383
      @izzyl6383 5 років тому

      @@DemonKingChara true

  • @crinkleish
    @crinkleish 5 років тому +5

    Lol when you charged at the girl in the music class at the bottom it said she died from her injuries 🤣

  • @Savannahcrain2008
    @Savannahcrain2008 5 років тому +6

    4:30 turn on captions 🤣