Robert Paul Because of Jesus Christ had kept you away but You been going on a slippery path to hell so now you got to do 100 hell marry at church to avoid hell😐
travz21 I dunno. The governments of the least religious countries are pretty harmless. Good at providing things like transportation and sanitation, too.
You know what's better at providing quality services? Businesses. They actually have to work for your money and don't just steal it. So they have incentive to do a good job.
travz21 True that businesses have incentive to do a good job, but they will not spontaneously support undirected research (which leads to things like modern biotech) or stop polluting (which has led to the current global CO2 disaster). Governments provide those services by closing the loop (unless Republicans get in the way).
Dont sat that about god the most powerful man has beautiful billionaire peaceful guardians to mind and control his kingdom with nice military nuclear weapons that can go boomb
"Dude, you are insecure..I don't understand you..." The conversation should've just ended there, with Abraham going back to sleep. But no, according to the Bible's story, Abraham had less than an ounce of brains and thought he should listen to crazy voices in his head.
duh, that crazy ho crazy. She would have killed him, his son, all the other eight dudes, his cow, she crazy. You don't mess with crazy, little boy, you bout to die for the rest of us.
Rape would fall under the category of theft. It's difficult to find the right words, but it's like you're stealing someone's security. I heard a rabbi once say most, if not all, sins are a form of theft. Lying - you're taking away truth. Killing - you're stealing the other person's life.
Prasad Ravipati No, rape is not a form of theft because the rapist does not physically receive anything, they just satisfy there own selfish sexual desires at the expense of another. That is not theft. It's rape. Killing is not stealing a persons life, it is ending a persons life. Do you think Ted Bundy somehow owned the victims of his murders? A lie is not taking away truth, it is avoiding truth. Yeah, that rabbi was talking shit, which is unsurprising really. People do say odd things when they try to explain the motives of this God fellow.
I'm here to tell you all this is how you end up being punished. Agony, misery, burning, and boiling await all of you who don't believe in the spaghetti monster. He will cast you into his pot of boiling water for all eternity if you don't repent and spread his tomato sauce goodness
+Bob Saget That was quite good sir, I started reading your comment thinking: ''Oh great, another religious rant'' and then I got to the spaghetti monster part and I nearly fell out of my chair. Well played sir, well played.
Hell awaits you. Your bigbang or evolution or "nobody knows how we got here" are jokes. Atheism is evil. Repent. I was atheist over 25 years; got saved in 2015. Repent sinner yes sin is real. Atheists are only atheist due to their nonChristian parents.
Hey, Guys. I'm already going to hell (heh... *long* story) so I'll chime in, only because it's _sooooo_ funny... I'd fuckin' blow snot if someone bellowed "REPENT!" haha ok, I know. Off to the gallows I go
what's funny is that somehow this skit found it's way into one of my music playlists. it's come up in the middle of my songs about a dozen times now and it's just too fucking funny for me to remove it. "it was a huge pumpkin, what was i not gonna say anything!?!"
I don't know where else to post this. Alley, I'm so disappointed that you privated your video about realizing hell doesn't exist. That was one of the greatest videos on all of youtube. I was going to send it to someone who I really think could benefit from it, only to find it was gone. This is so sad. Please consider bringing it back if you can.
Why was the perfect, benevolent creator of the universe so fixated on blood sacrifice? I mean, animal sacrifices? Really? Is this what the creator of the universe said?? "He is to lay his hand on its head and slaughter it there before the Lord. Then the anointed priest shall take some of the bull’s blood and carry it into the tent of meeting. He is to dip his finger into the blood and sprinkle some of it seven times before the Lord, in front of the curtain of the sanctuary. 7 The priest shall then put some of the blood on the horns of the altar..." blah, blah, blah. If you're a Christian, why does your god love blood sacrifice so much?
I think God gave them a blood ritual since they were already doing it, just to different gods. It would've made the most since to the Hebrews, so they don't mess anything up.
Julian Escobedo According to the Bible, God commanded blood sacrifice from the beginning of humanity with Cain and Abel--that was the motivation for the first murder. I don't see why the creator of everything would be so infatuated with blood.
hey 43alley. I wanted to thank you again for taking the time to make these video almost a decade ago. I still come back and rewatch them at least once a year.
Awesome stuff. I decided to read the bible myself, Old+New cover to cover to be ironic and do a thing most Christians haven't. And it's all true! I'm half way through the old testament and it is all completely batshit insane. If you are really interested in atheism, I cannot recommend it enough (and it's surprisingly not that boring!)
Let me get something straight. I was raised in a Catholic home and for all intents and purposes I believed in God. But Louis CK had me laughing till my eyes popped out.
So I see a lot of comments of people on just spewing hate about athiests and people who like this, yet none of them have explained why this is in the bible. Its kind of funny.
Jay Perales wrong. This was a test of Abraham's faith to God. You are on hells path buddy....i was atheist 25 yrs. Now born again Got saved. Satan is real.
I am a christian. And I gotta say that many of my fellow Christians are to tight butt about things. Louis CK is my favorite comedian and hes not Blasheming here. Hes just bringing the lighter side of things and he does a good job of it. This video was so funny man..i loved it.
Yo, you should be hollering at people to repent. Not joining them to make fun at your god. Be a christian, a real christian, an angry christian. Common man. That is the only thing christian is supposed to do and you are not even doing it. Are you even a christian or just faking it?
This is like if Dr. Katz was still around and Louis CK became a guest on the show. The end animation with “that’s bananas” was especially hilarious. Subscribed.
As someone with Disassociation disorder, the whole Abriham story sounds exactly what happens to me.. obviously I'm not stupid enough to believe the voices in my head are anything more than a unassociated section of my mind that have taken on sentience. And obviously this mental disorder didn't just exist in the era of us acknowledging it.. I believe many claims in the past about being contacted by a higher being was a mild case of a mental illness that they did not know about.
My biggest struggle is that the Bible says God loves you buuuuuuut... he is willling to torture you not just for a season but for eternity if you do something that is already in your nature to do. The counter to that is “well God gave us the gift of free will” but the problem is that, on they logic free will is not a gift but a curse. If God’s will is good (and I believe it is) then why couldn’t he just put it in everyone’s hearts to do his will? And why not just not allow humans to be born if they love for a matter of seconds (in Gods perspective of time) and then are burned forever and ever and ever. Religion is one of the reasons why I believe it is 100% sadistic and immoral to have children because we literally believe that the overwhelming majority of humans are going to be tortured for eternity and yet we are cool with taking the insane risk of birthing more souls into the world.
Morning Glory I would LOVE to get to meet you and chat over a drink. I've never seen someone else express a thought that so closely mirrors what goes on in my own head. .. All parents are sadistic narcissists who condemn us to the experience of life (which is mostly unpleasant and can be utterly HORRIFIC). .. We humans seem to be hardwired for suffering as is suggested by how even the most well off amongst us suffer from depression, and the experiencing of joy and happiness is tragically fleeting
P.S. The part that REALLY gets me, is that life still kinda sucks nowadays, so you can only imagine what it USED to be like before. And yet people were still shamelessly spawning new victims back then. .. Even to this day in the most atrocious conditions, people are still generating new life.
"dude its not about rock hard proof." It is for me. Even if it is NOT for you, how about we just go with what is far more LIKELY? "nothing you can say will make me resent God" I wouldn't expect you to resent god any more than I would expect you to 'resent' Garfield the Cat or a unicorn, as none of those things are real. I would however expect that you place belief in something where it is warranted. Belife in a 'god' is NOT. " and i realize nothing that i can say will change your opinion." EVIDENCE would change mine...nothing, apparently, would change yours, as your belief seems stemmed from a deep seeded NEED to believe. NOTHING can alter that, sadly... "This argument is pointless because neither of us are correct. as much as you and i want to believe that our party is correct, WE SIMPLY DONT KNOW" Admitting you really do not know would make you an ATHEIST...that is all we say. We do NOT claim 'there is no god', we simply say we do not BELIEVE in one, as there is NO valid reason to do so. The Atheist creed is to say, 'we do not know'...;)
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS
Because you've never clicked on it.
An astute reply
But also correct nonetheless.
43alley, your channel is amazing. Why did you stop making content?
Robert Paul Because of Jesus Christ had kept you away but You been going on a slippery path to hell so now you got to do 100 hell marry at church to avoid hell😐
Religion is at once the most funny and frustrating invention on Earth.
Government is second. They have both caused the most deaths in history, too. How much better off we'd have been without those two inventions.
travz21 I dunno. The governments of the least religious countries are pretty harmless. Good at providing things like transportation and sanitation, too.
You know what's better at providing quality services? Businesses. They actually have to work for your money and don't just steal it. So they have incentive to do a good job.
travz21 Very few people in Sweden complain about the government of Sweden. I'll take Swedish government over US corporations.
travz21
True that businesses have incentive to do a good job, but they will not spontaneously support undirected research (which leads to things like modern biotech) or stop polluting (which has led to the current global CO2 disaster). Governments provide those services by closing the loop (unless Republicans get in the way).
"Come with me or I'll throw you in a fire-pit. Ta-dah! Free will!"
- God
"You mean Isaac?"
"Yeah, or Ishmael -- whoever...."
"What did people say before that?"
Awww ZEUS!
Oh my f'ing POSEIDON!
Gods got severe mental issues...
@BADSPOCK we wont get into which way that goes though
Jesus Christ! Maybe Trump really is god.
So do his followers.
Dont sat that about god the most powerful man has beautiful billionaire peaceful guardians to mind and control his kingdom with nice military nuclear weapons that can go boomb
@@bsfbestshortfilmsonyoutube Trump is a useless moron. Cry about it, sucker.
Abraham! ABE A HAM!
Wake up MAAAN
ZombryaTheDark "uggj dude what what is up?"
Keon Aureii you mean Isaac?
ZombryaTheDark hahaha
Keon Aureii XD
"Dude, you are insecure..I don't understand you..."
The conversation should've just ended there, with Abraham going back to sleep.
But no, according to the Bible's story, Abraham had less than an ounce
of brains and thought he should listen to crazy voices in his head.
duh, that crazy ho crazy. She would have killed him, his son, all the other eight dudes, his cow, she crazy. You don't mess with crazy, little boy, you bout to die for the rest of us.
well, that's a little unfair. I'm almost positive Abraham had already seen verifiable proof by that point that that voice was the real deal
Exactly, your describing a narcissist. A narcissist per definition is evil, cause he lacks empathy.
Jimbo Jones The demiurge
Well if god is male, egocentric and wrote the bible... He might of lied writing stuff down in his bible diary that didn't happen.
This video. . .this video is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
Steven Boomsma No, but I'll have to watch it, I assume :)
SakuraPrincess cool
SakuraPrincess bible reel
Politically correct sexual sinning pervert hell is real
Eric ?
Troll
"Rape is not a ten commandment" Good sentence, Louie ;)
Neither is slavery, child molestation or genocide for that matter...
But don't say the dude's name with a shitty attitude
I don't know, perhaps he meant to say "Rape is not a TOP ten commandment"
Rape would fall under the category of theft. It's difficult to find the right words, but it's like you're stealing someone's security. I heard a rabbi once say most, if not all, sins are a form of theft. Lying - you're taking away truth. Killing - you're stealing the other person's life.
Prasad Ravipati No, rape is not a form of theft because the rapist does not physically receive anything, they just satisfy there own selfish sexual desires at the expense of another. That is not theft. It's rape. Killing is not stealing a persons life, it is ending a persons life. Do you think Ted Bundy somehow owned the victims of his murders? A lie is not taking away truth, it is avoiding truth.
Yeah, that rabbi was talking shit, which is unsurprising really. People do say odd things when they try to explain the motives of this God fellow.
The animation has the perfect comedic timing. Definitely sharing this. 😂
Absolutely brilliant. This channel helped me recover from years of indoctrination. Thank you. 😊
I am crying at this animated video!!! LMFAO!!!
+Rebel G. "It was a huge pumpkin" LMAO!
That is bananas!
Eddie G yeah
David hatcher sinner sin real
Eric "sin is real" bruh
God dammit, this is perfect.
loie ck is hilarious. one of my favorite stand up comedians
southweststrangla420
Pervert
southweststrangla420 yeah but have you heard about *LOUIE* CK?
I'm here to tell you all this is how you end up being punished. Agony, misery, burning, and boiling await all of you who don't believe in the spaghetti monster. He will cast you into his pot of boiling water for all eternity if you don't repent and spread his tomato sauce goodness
+Drew Minatti of course. He wouldn't let you have fresh water to drink while you're in there
+Bob Saget That was quite good sir, I started reading your comment thinking: ''Oh great, another religious rant'' and then I got to the spaghetti monster part and I nearly fell out of my chair.
Well played sir, well played.
Drew; the salt makes the water boil faster & hotter.
Bob Sagget shit, you had me going for a second there.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL.
before jesus christ it was cheese and rice
Preach and rise?
wine and cheeses
johnson king XD
Hell awaits you. Your bigbang or evolution or "nobody knows how we got here" are jokes. Atheism is evil. Repent. I was atheist over 25 years; got saved in 2015. Repent sinner yes sin is real. Atheists are only atheist due to their nonChristian parents.
Hey, Guys. I'm already going to hell
(heh... *long* story) so I'll chime in, only because it's _sooooo_ funny... I'd fuckin' blow snot if someone bellowed "REPENT!" haha ok, I know. Off to the gallows I go
"Dude, you are so insecure. I don't understand you, but okay."
Sums up God apparently
They said "Holy Moses" before Jesus Christ came along.
jackie cook and before moses?
Yad Faraidoon They said holy Abraham
Brilliant
"By Zeus!"
You could also say God is like an abusive spouse.
what's funny is that somehow this skit found it's way into one of my music playlists. it's come up in the middle of my songs about a dozen times now and it's just too fucking funny for me to remove it.
"it was a huge pumpkin, what was i not gonna say anything!?!"
Infinitely better with animation. Please make more.
God sounds like Rick Sanchez.
Of course he does because God IS Rick Sánchez
Agreed.
Sacrifice that goat Morty, I'm gonna go take a shit
Rick is god
blasphemy. cant believe many fools like you end in hell......
Louis CK is such a treasure to comedy today. I wish him all the best.
This is awesome, thank you.
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
Love it! Awesome channel! Can't wait to watch what else you guys come out with.
The delivery on this is fantastic, nice work :)
I don't know where else to post this. Alley, I'm so disappointed that you privated your video about realizing hell doesn't exist. That was one of the greatest videos on all of youtube. I was going to send it to someone who I really think could benefit from it, only to find it was gone. This is so sad. Please consider bringing it back if you can.
Why was the perfect, benevolent creator of the universe so fixated on blood sacrifice? I mean, animal sacrifices? Really? Is this what the creator of the universe said?? "He is to lay his hand on its head and slaughter it there before the Lord. Then the anointed priest shall take some of the bull’s blood and carry it into the tent of meeting. He is to dip his finger into the blood and sprinkle some of it seven times before the Lord, in front of the curtain of the sanctuary. 7 The priest shall then put some of the blood on the horns of the altar..." blah, blah, blah.
If you're a Christian, why does your god love blood sacrifice so much?
I think God gave them a blood ritual since they were already doing it, just to different gods. It would've made the most since to the Hebrews, so they don't mess anything up.
*sense
Julian Escobedo According to the Bible, God commanded blood sacrifice from the beginning of humanity with Cain and Abel--that was the motivation for the first murder. I don't see why the creator of everything would be so infatuated with blood.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
He must be a vampire!
Please bring more of this!
I don't get bored watching this. over and over again
They Said, “Holy Cow” and God replied, “Wrong Religion!”
That pumpkin thing always gets me.
hey 43alley. I wanted to thank you again for taking the time to make these video almost a decade ago. I still come back and rewatch them at least once a year.
Jumping Johosephat! Drat, and double drag!? 😆 thanks for sharing.
lmao the way you made God look. and I love how pissed you made Louis look in the thumbnail
I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing!
that was awesome thanks for the work you put in... do more lol
Wow I just found Louis CK because of this video. Great stuff!
God sounds like drunk Grandpa Rick lmfao
The way he put it, sounds like God got hammered "last night".
Still a classic my friend. Thank you.
Oh man, this channel is amazing :)
"Don't say the dude's name with a shitty attitude" was the quote that made this whole video memorable
This is brilliant
ha ha haha
great stuff...
i think Louis is my new fav comic
Can’t believe I’ve nvr seen this animated stuff. Man Luis you gotta push this shit. It’s amazing like Jesus Christ man
this video is bananas!
I love Louis C.K. and you threw some Wesley Willis in at the end. Approved.
lieutenant AWOL rock over London, rock on Chicago.
One of the best things on UA-cam.. and the whole internet
this was hilarious you made my day
This is so good...
Your animations are akin to GradeAUnderA. very minimalist yet effective. I would do more if I were you!
Jacob D Wunsch Definitely not akin to darkmatter but minimalistic but effective for sure.
Best stand up ever lol
LOVE how you made a cartoon based on this, great idea!!
lol nice video man, this was funny as hell. xD
Awesome stuff. I decided to read the bible myself, Old+New cover to cover to be ironic and do a thing most Christians haven't. And it's all true! I'm half way through the old testament and it is all completely batshit insane. If you are really interested in atheism, I cannot recommend it enough (and it's surprisingly not that boring!)
Let me get something straight. I was raised in a Catholic home and for all intents and purposes I believed in God. But Louis CK had me laughing till my eyes popped out.
This never gets old 😭😭😭😭😭😭
LOL this is amazing!!
AAAAAYBEEHAAM AAAAAAAAYYBEEHAAM!
So True!
You should go to heaven for that comedy.
That was great, thanks
0:25-0:30
Abraham...ABRAHAM!
0:47-0:49
JUST KILL HIM!
LOL
That is bananas
i like the drawings. This bit is amazing
this is just perfect
Is it because of money that the other great videos are gone, maybe we can all chip in and pay something?!
The animation makes this twice as funny. I didnt think his comedy could be funnier
I watched this so many times, and I laugh as hard every time if not more :'D
So I see a lot of comments of people on just spewing hate about athiests and people who like this, yet none of them have explained why this is in the bible. Its kind of funny.
I saw two explaining, with two entirely different explanations.
Jay Perales wrong. This was a test of Abraham's faith to God. You are on hells path buddy....i was atheist 25 yrs. Now born again Got saved. Satan is real.
Jay Perales you'll stand before your creator and God one day. Then u won't be so cocky.....
Eric You're stupid
God telling someone to kill their son after making one of the ten commandments "thou shalt not kill" is pretty messed up if you think about it.
Louis CK should really make an appearance on Rick and Morty. Like an entire Interdimensional Cable episode written by Louis.
I am a christian. And I gotta say that many of my fellow Christians are to tight butt about things. Louis CK is my favorite comedian and hes not Blasheming here. Hes just bringing the lighter side of things and he does a good job of it. This video was so funny man..i loved it.
Fuck you christian
Love it!
The animation style makes it so much better
As a Christian, I find this hilarious
Marco same ahah
Why? He just pointed out why your god is an ass. Aren't you supposed to be worshipping him?
Yo, you should be hollering at people to repent. Not joining them to make fun at your god. Be a christian, a real christian, an angry christian. Common man. That is the only thing christian is supposed to do and you are not even doing it. Are you even a christian or just faking it?
Bruh he is literally shitting on the thing that you believe to be the meaning of life, you are not a Christian if you think this is funny
As a Christian, you admit to o being a fucktard
HAHAHAHA oh man this is so funny ;)
This stand up is awesome!
Haha great work man.
Before we said Jesus Christ, we said 'cheese and rice'
I'm religious but this is funny as shit
This will go down in comedy history as an all time great bit.
This so God damn brilliant
Btw nobody called him Jesus when he was actually alive it was more likely rabbi yashua
God sounds more like drunk bad gorlfriend
This is like if Dr. Katz was still around and Louis CK became a guest on the show. The end animation with “that’s bananas” was especially hilarious. Subscribed.
I love the song at the end
Jesus Christ that's funny....
As someone with Disassociation disorder, the whole Abriham story sounds exactly what happens to me.. obviously I'm not stupid enough to believe the voices in my head are anything more than a unassociated section of my mind that have taken on sentience. And obviously this mental disorder didn't just exist in the era of us acknowledging it.. I believe many claims in the past about being contacted by a higher being was a mild case of a mental illness that they did not know about.
You could make a fascinating video with your insight.
I love this!
Oh boy that was GOLDEN
Ah Mmm that's a.. Bananas
My biggest struggle is that the Bible says God loves you buuuuuuut... he is willling to torture you not just for a season but for eternity if you do something that is already in your nature to do. The counter to that is “well God gave us the gift of free will” but the problem is that, on they logic free will is not a gift but a curse. If God’s will is good (and I believe it is) then why couldn’t he just put it in everyone’s hearts to do his will? And why not just not allow humans to be born if they love for a matter of seconds (in Gods perspective of time) and then are burned forever and ever and ever.
Religion is one of the reasons why I believe it is 100% sadistic and immoral to have children because we literally believe that the overwhelming majority of humans are going to be tortured for eternity and yet we are cool with taking the insane risk of birthing more souls into the world.
Morning Glory I would LOVE to get to meet you and chat over a drink. I've never seen someone else express a thought that so closely mirrors what goes on in my own head. .. All parents are sadistic narcissists who condemn us to the experience of life (which is mostly unpleasant and can be utterly HORRIFIC). .. We humans seem to be hardwired for suffering as is suggested by how even the most well off amongst us suffer from depression, and the experiencing of joy and happiness is tragically fleeting
P.S. The part that REALLY gets me, is that life still kinda sucks nowadays, so you can only imagine what it USED to be like before. And yet people were still shamelessly spawning new victims back then. .. Even to this day in the most atrocious conditions, people are still generating new life.
I needed a good laugh...thanks
I say your posting is all the better when it has a bit of humor in it. Hurhue!
"dude its not about rock hard proof."
It is for me.
Even if it is NOT for you, how about we just go with what is far more LIKELY?
"nothing you can say will make me resent God"
I wouldn't expect you to resent god any more than I would expect you to 'resent' Garfield the Cat or a unicorn, as none of those things are real. I would however expect that you place belief in something where it is warranted. Belife in a 'god' is NOT.
" and i realize nothing that i can say will change your opinion."
EVIDENCE would change mine...nothing, apparently, would change yours, as your belief seems stemmed from a deep seeded NEED to believe. NOTHING can alter that, sadly...
"This argument is pointless because neither of us are correct. as much as you and i want to believe that our party is correct, WE SIMPLY DONT KNOW"
Admitting you really do not know would make you an ATHEIST...that is all we say. We do NOT claim 'there is no god', we simply say we do not BELIEVE in one, as there is NO valid reason to do so. The Atheist creed is to say, 'we do not know'...;)
Dude, why are you commenting this on an animated standup? Get a life.
@@SmilCardz,yo, dude
was having a hard time laughin',
cuz his ol' noodle kept fuqn em up.
Before Jesus Christ, they would have said, Holy Moses!
Love the Wesley Willis at the end!!!
I normally hate these type of animated accompaniments, but this one was awesome.