local asian (me) tries to make RICE in my bedroom 🍚
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2022
- GOOD EVENING axolots it seems we meet again.
Today I bring to you my roots, my soul, my very stereotyped personality trait. Rice.
We've all tried rice before (I hope) but this rice will the ricest of all rice. It contains all the love and support my asian ancestors have given me, all compacted into a little bowl.
In this episode we venture into how far an introvert can go in order to avoid human interaction with strangers for your daily #entertainment . ALSO NOTICE HOW INSTEAD OF WAITING LIKE 16 WEEKS you only had to wait 10 this time? Damn I am popping off fr (college is sucking the soul out of me)
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Can I have a rice 🍚 in the chat pls
Rice moment
Edit: 100 likes!
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Woah I'm the first person to comment 🍚 lol
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RICEE
Faline San getting that speedrun record for disappointing their ancestors by coming out and not being able to cook rice
Lmfao
A legend 😂
I’ll be honest, im younger than him and im STILL disappointed.
Rice is the ONLY thing i can make.
Cant even make eggs.
Weren't the Han dynasty emporers Bi.
@@jordankuo6662 we talkin boutthe ever so disappointing rice… i cried
Depending on your ancestors' standing on traditions and whatnot, some of them are impressed by the rice cooker, some of them are condemning you for using a rice cooker and not a pot like IN THE GOOD OL' DAYS, and the rest are happy that you are keeping the tradition alive.
Addendum: My ancestors have commended me for receiving a heart.
true
There is also a category that thinks that she is a total dunce who can't cook even with the rice cooker
She already disappointed her abcestors
yep! as a west asian, we are astounded by the rice cooker
"Gods! What magic, that _ricecooker_ is"
"HOW DARE YOU RUIN OUR TRADITION! MAY YOU BE PUNISHED FOR ETERNITY-"
"guys can we just appreciate that she's still making rice?"
i just have to say i am SO proud of faline coming out as asian!! its a very hard and nerve racking thing to do and i am just so proud of faline for coming out to us and i hope everyone feels the same, we support you faline !!!!!!
@@kpopgirlys what😭/gen
@@kpopgirlys it was joke man 🙁 sarcasm!!
CHUUYA PFP
@@Th3_WiseWolf 😼😼
As a Asian,
Our blood does flow through rice 😌💅
*Rice for all my Asians*
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THANK U BB 😻😻😻💪💪💪
@@rennchi 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚
thanks
Thanks girlll
@@Rxnan23_ 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚
I'm so proud of faline for coming out as Asian its not easy
Edit: I don't want to be that person but THANKS FOR THE LIKES!!
I am also an asian. It was hard for me to come out to my friends. But I DID IT it was hard, but Idon't regret a thing
Lmao helpp
@@Mary.sLb3 I hope they’re willing to celebrate Asian month with you 💕💕
Pls I used that pfp on everything until kazoo betrayed me ;-;
HELP the way you say that is like when people on tiktok identify as transracial
Faline: wash your rice.
also faline: eats rice raws without washing it
I have some food tips as someone who started living alone a couple years ago!! my biggest tip is to think of every dinner as carb + protein + vegetable (frozen is great bc produce spoils so fast and I never pay close enough attention to it) so like my easiest combo is rice or noodles + egg + spinach or broccoli etc. I also sometimes make like 3 servings of food at once then don't have to think about dinner for a few days. Good luck with your journey toward adulting!
Faline being afraid of his roommates is my new comfort thing to watch
I don't wanna seem pushy but Falines prefered pronouns are He/Him :)
@@stduupie She did say on twitter she goes by all pronouns - but prefers he/him. So the comment isn't wrong 🤔
@@chocogibby8261 That is why I said his Prefered pronouns. but I understand what u are trying to say.
same lmfao
@@stduupie I want to seem pushy, give me your bank details so I can donate to charity
The Asian community is proud of faline and her rice cooking skills ✨️(totally not sarcastic)
Its "his" actually
@@mementoghosty oh yeah I'm sorry I don't have Twitter :/
Totally 😂
@@mementoghosty Actually I believe he very much more prefers he/him
@@doveamor he said he prefers he/him but is okay w other pronouns, in his twitter bio it says he/they/she are all okay (also from my experience i think ppl usually list the pronouns in order of preference like that?? but im sure not everyone does that idk)
As someone who literally just moved into uni and is freaking terrified of interacting with roommates (and even more terrified of cooking Infront of them!) this is genuinely the most calming thing I've seen this whole time. Just knowing someone I think is cool has the exact same awkwardness is so comforting. Thank you for making me feel less alone :)
Me:just watching this video
Faline San:WE GET TO CELEBRATE OUR DIFFERENTS
I got jumpscared when that happened
Ah yes, the asian instinct of eating rice with almost every meal we eat. And I know other asians eat rice with every meal aswell.
I salute you, Fal.
yes. the asian instinct.
fellow asian here, indeed
😂😂
more like indoctrination
rice is for asians what pasta is for italians
omggg YOU CAME OUT ABOUT BEING ASIAN! GOD I DIDNT KNOW- I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT YOU AND IM SO PROUD OF YOU
OMG i just realised that!!
I've always known ❤️❤️❤️ something about his vibes is just-
Pfft all these new ethnicities woke bullshit 🤦♂️ ffs
I’m so proud of him it takes a lot of courage to do this.
@@yasminat6006 exactly! Many people are still in the closet about this
"i have like roommates cooking outside right now" what came to my mind was him cooking his roommates 💀lmaoooo
wouldn't be a stretch
"rice from my COLONIZERS"
"but am I edamame's favourite"
"It's like my second coming out, I'm actually Asian"
"And if that's your thing......
dooooon't ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️"
Lmaooooo
Grape
Faline can make anything hilarious. He could literally do commentary over elizabeth's funeral and I would cry laugh
He?
@@yourmom-ub2qg yea they go by he/they/she apparently
@@daychild_ I see... Thanks for letting me know mate!
not a good example, that's easy
@@yourmom-ub2qg they go by he/they/she! 💗
I desperately want Uncle Roger to react to this - less because of any Asian conflation, and more because I want to see these two variations on comedy blend.
Same
Oh my god yes
Fuyooo
"ah they measure rice with finger *finger* very good very good"
maaan, auntie helen is going downhill without uncle roger
I still can’t get over the beginning of the video where he’s like “Today we’re saying goodbye to something important, something that has been with us for a long time…my hair.” and pictures of queen Elizabeth flashing by.
I love how Faline made it harder to get the rice in the cup even though Faline could've scoop from the rice bag
She’s got hand motions like she’s translating what she’s saying into ASL 💖💖💖💖 Truly the best UA-camr
😂😂😂
He* hes*
@@aylinjanjua no they go by any pronouns.
@@aylinjanjua no she’s female
@@wilh3lmmusic no he is ALPHA
10:46 as an australian i can accept this, that is a real, ricestralia moment
Ricestralia > Australia?
As a fellow Aussie, I'm not nationalistic but 🌾r i c e s t r a l i a 🍚
You know what else other than that rice is white? Australia's preference of who to allow into the country.
yeah im not australian, im ricestralian actually🙄🙄
yeah as a ricestralian which is ethnically filipino i can confirm its actually called ricestralia, the government just hides our identity
@@user-dg3ug7ny5d LMAO
6:26 Very soothing
I fell asleep listening to that 😊 so soothing
“They hate mayalysions” made me laugh so hard and I was in an Uber😢😢
its cool how the process of making rice is so different from what my desi household does, we use those loud pressure cookers which always scare the shit out of me💀
fellow desi here and I'm proud to say that i have finally learned how to cook rice in pressure cookers after BURNING my rice twice... hehe
I’m desi and we just use a rice cooker cause we don’t have stove space 😭😭
I once tried making rice but it became daliya or gila chawal or wet chawal whatever you call it
IKRRR LMAOOO💀
Desi here, we just use a big ass pot👽
faline and his cooking abilities never cease to bring a smile on my face.. a very worried and concerned smile but smile nonetheless
his? isnt faline a woman
@@mon0de293 they use all pronouns
@@ghostingsoap wait where did she say that?? genuinely asking
5:37 relatable
1:02 we have the same culture man😭
✨The rice✨is a skill every asian is required to know, so as one myself I am very proud of your skills
I set rice to cook once then was gone and forgot abt it and almost burnt down my whole kitchen🌚
My ancestors would cry
your*
@@STUPID__CAT use a rice cooker???
✨The grammar✨ is a skill that every asian isn't required to know, but as one myself i am not very proud of your skills.
@@-hein uhm i do but i just left it and it kept cooking so it burnt.
and u saying now how i have to cook rice will not save that situation💀
Ok faline just because you are going to college doesn't mean you have to get this hot
Yo you have the exact same profile as someone else i replied to
@Corny trust me, there’s way more of them out there
@@dsaid20817 it's a cult
Honestly I preferred when she had long hair like in the cyberbullying video
@@wilh3lmmusic
Fal uses any pronouns but he prefers he/him. At the end when Faline was saying I look like a little schoolboy then he said at least I look like a boy implying that fal would rather be seen as a guy.
I love her/his videos so much so relatable, funny, etc. thank you faline San for blessing us again!
Hey Faline!!
Got your video in my recommendations today, can’t stop watching your videos.
Absolutely love your humour!!!!💙
Hope you’re having a great day!
Also thank you!
Can we take a moment to appreciate Faline's gorgeous rainbow socks?
Yes. They look amazing.
As an asian i can feel our ancestors smiling at us for using chopsticks and eating do-
🤔
d o g
the talent required to make a rice making vlog so funny is astronomical, i was feeling bad but i feel better after watching this :)) ily
you became my fav youtuber in like 2 days also your videos are so funny , that they make me question my life choices :)
Ah yes I awake my few moments of life to the sound of faline struggling to make rice 🧍♀️
10:31 "we gotta celebrate our differences" i find that video hilarious and you referencing it suddenly like that killed me 😂
He made a strange choice
I love faline's hair! Her personality is very calming as well. She pops up on my homepage a few times
i just came back to ur channel after a few weeks and omg YOUR HAIR LOOKS GORGEOUS 👏👏
i see our mother axolot has discovered and grown up to succesfully MAKE RICE
i love this comment
Father****
@@Mary.sLb3 🤝
@@Mary.sLb3 they use he/they/she so technically itd be okay for them to say that :)
I'm now released from the curse of seeing Faline's head everytime I make strawberry milkshake .
lmaooooo
Yey
My sister sent me this video and now I’m a fan. Love your energy!! 😂
it has literally been 2 or 1+ year since i saw your videos ooooooo dayum u grew to college from having school teachers discovering your channel. nice to see you doing good witjh a mil sub
Here I am again, watching my favorite asian boy trying to cook food and laughing while knowing damn well that I couldn't do better
Boy?
@@melzzxxz the hair makes her look like one
@@melzzxxz
Fal uses any pronouns but he prefers he/him. At the end when Faline was saying I look like a little schoolboy then he said at least I look like a boy implying that fal would rather be seen as a guy
@@the.only.livxoxo it’s she/they/he
@@the.only.livxoxo nooo just when a girl breaks the "women aren't funny" stereotype, then this happened :(
THE 8:40 CAUGHT ME OFF-GUARD 💀
On a sidenote, Fal, even if your ancestors will be disappointed in you, we will have faith in you and your creations 🤗
this severely pained me as a chinese person
I literally read the title as 'local asian (me) tries to eat two men in my badroom'
😭🙏
I will play soothing music as it's cooking.
*proceeds to not play music but dance around silently with the rice cooker and a spoon*
"I just broomed the floor"
- Faline San, 2022
Oh faline you are so brave to come out about being an asian. I always knew it. So proud of you faline🥰🥰🥰
Your Videos give me so much joy I don’t know 🥺❤️
RIP Faline's room. It was nice seeing you getting messy all this time.
10:40 that's not enough rice😭
there is no rice in your rice 😭
bless your soul :) you mad my day ... i only discovered your channel yesterday ... only regret is ... why god why havent i did that before Q_Q aaaaah
She probably won't see that message but ty sm faline for illuminating my poor life for like 10 min you help me so much with life struggle and make me jiggle, tysm
Me: Watching Faline struggling to pour in rice
Also me: Why didn’t she use the cup to scoop the rice and if you have too much just put some back in
I was screaming this. scoop the rice goddammit
Yes omg
You have to admit she's not a very professional asian
@@Ghost-ce9tw lv 2 asian
Faline actually prefers using he/him pronouns, so please use them for him :)
9:25
you should put the cup inside the rice bag and scoop the rice out with the cup
it's more efficient and you can pour extra rice back in
YOURE SO GENDER IM SO JEALOUS
cutest looking rice cooker i ever seen. Faline always has cute stuff that i never even imagined that existed.
11:13 rest in pieces smiley face
also 🍚
10:15 the way she said “i don’t have that” was so funny 😂 😂😂
ionhafftat
the way my jaw *dropped* when i started hearing 'we've got to celebrate our differences'
0:10 i thought you would say my rice cooker. My rice cooker is older than myself and my grandmother bought it in her mid thirties in south korea.
oh wtf, does every asian have like an ancient rice cooker?
6:02 no promises 🙃
SEUNGMIN IN THE BUILDING
I like how aggressive Faline is about washing the rice haha especially after seeing a lot of cooking tutorial where people dont wash the rice
I was waiting for a jump scare of the silver fish. Every time she showed me the bowl.
it's our friendly neighbourhood asian boy
1:11 i actually snorted in the exact same way when faline said this
i was watching this on the tv and my mom walked in and saw the way you were making it and said that your ancestors are disappointed in you
Your new hairstyle looks dope too!
2:12 me everytime I see a spider in my room
The pink slowly fading away from the hair was such a long process so when I saw that it's completely gone I felt as though I was sent 20 million light years away
4:35 faline... WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS FIRST YOU JUST TOUCH THE FLOOR FOR GOD SAKE
0:40 yesterday i also got a haircut!! But they cut too much. My hair was 15 cm over my shoulder, i asked her to only cut like 5 cm. Guess what she did? She CUT 15CMMM so now i have shoulder lenght hair. Also she cut my hair while it was dry and didn’t even detangle it (i have curly hair) never going for a haircut again, i will simply just cut it myself or let my mom do it🙃
10:06 WTF I WAS EATING FROM THAT EXACT BOWL WHILE WATCHING THIS I-
Naw that’s crazy
I just subscribed and I don’t know what’s happening but here’s a like
thank u for the like somefries
@@Faline_San 🍚
That rice cooker is freaking adorable!
I really like the little historical reminders around the video
Someone stop Faline- He's gonna set the dorm on fire watch someone call the cops
ok unrelated to the vid but- *is that a fellow moa*
@@zrielle YES IT IS WHY HELLOOO >;))
OMF I FOUND MY FELLOW KPOP STANS
rice makes me strong rice gets me a girlfriend rice buys me a nice car rice builds me a 27 feet building
The contrast of aesthetic between faline and the rice cooker is beautiful
YOU REALLY GOT ME WHEN YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE QUEEN, I THOUGHT YOU REALLY MEANT IT LOL!
And when you were explaining about the silverfish I was like “Bro that can’t be real” until I searched it up SILVERFISH ARE REAL
5:32 correct, this is the sacred rice measuring ritual.
even without pink, it still gives off Pinterest
I mean after all, he tried to dress up as a Pinterest guy 😌
@@mindfulfairy he IS the Pinterest guy
@@woahhorangeJoe exactly!
the hand movements at the beginning got me
never knew that watching someone make rice would be so engrossing
u earned a new sub
Honestly love the fact we got a intense warning of having to wash our rice before cooking, but then themselves proceed to eat it RAW and UNCLEANED haha. That’s what I do too though haha
3:06 sweeped
OUR QUEEN IS BACK
(NOT QUEEN ELIZABETH)
Being an asian and seeing her making the rice is something I love
she slays
she may be gay
but most importantly she post today
“I just broomed the floor-“
-Faline San 2022
Faline, as an asian myself, you are the very first asian I've seen that struggled this much to cook rice to the point where I almost cried
literally eating rice while watching this after school
LOVE YA
this was just what i needed after a tough day!! thanks so much fal, your such a funny person 🤩
Faline is that one friend that we all love
Not Faline looking like an Fboy 😭😭 and also not Faline representing my whole life 4:17 😭😭🫂
0:56 pride socks ✨
"I look like a middle school boy TT I mean, at least I look like a boy... But I look like a middle school boy! TT"
Most relatable sentence ever!