local genius fails to make a simple smoothie for 17 minutes straight

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  • @Faline_San
    @Faline_San  3 роки тому +16807

    Call me Gordon because I am Ramsay
    What’s y’all’s fav smoothie flavour
    Edit: I just realised this was supposed to take 2 minutes. I spent an hour and 12 minutes on this

    • @keosaurus
      @keosaurus 3 роки тому +157

      Yuh

    • @naressh3069
      @naressh3069 3 роки тому +170

      BAHHAHAHAHAHA

    • @synrdk
      @synrdk 3 роки тому +41

      ok

    • @tvesha2223
      @tvesha2223 3 роки тому +425

      YES MOTHER GORDEN
      i also hate every smoothie bc milk is... bleh.

    • @mydawn1442
      @mydawn1442 3 роки тому +16

      Yes

  • @watchmerollingwatchmego
    @watchmerollingwatchmego 3 роки тому +7035

    Faline: You could EASILY replace this banana with a toddler.
    Me: Stares at my brother

    • @4_honey
      @4_honey 3 роки тому +132

      Not a bad ideo tho

    • @redwave4738
      @redwave4738 3 роки тому +3

      2322 ua-cam.com/video/0SV0HDqf-2I/v-deo.html

    • @earfquake3989
      @earfquake3989 3 роки тому +44

      @@redwave4738 This is actually not bad. Thought it was going to be another SoundCloud rapper or Rick Roll.

    • @wonderland.5
      @wonderland.5 3 роки тому +23

      @@redwave4738 Bro I thought this was a rick roll in the comments 💀 this sounds amazing

    • @earthbender1220
      @earthbender1220 3 роки тому +13

      @@redwave4738 I literally never click random links but ngl I’m kinda glad I clicked this one

  • @fallentrash1673
    @fallentrash1673 3 роки тому +8385

    She's an artist, she's a gamer, she's a barber, she's a painter, and now she's a chef. If on the next day she would lead an army of tanks I wouldn't even be surprised with the talents Faline can do.

    • @SN-vn6wb
      @SN-vn6wb 3 роки тому +110

      Yes. She truly is one-of-a-kind.

    • @juanitaparpandacute3511
      @juanitaparpandacute3511 3 роки тому +190

      Faline coming for Barbie's job

    • @GoVocaloider
      @GoVocaloider 3 роки тому +102

      @@juanitaparpandacute3511 Damn, you beat me to it. 😂
      What would we call her? Barline? Farbie? NONE OF THESE ARE WORKING WE NEED A PROPER NAME!

    • @juanitaparpandacute3511
      @juanitaparpandacute3511 3 роки тому +63

      @@GoVocaloider hahahaha farbie........kinda reminds of furbie idk why

    • @focaluv
      @focaluv 3 роки тому +40

      She's also a cleaner

  • @toastbot9496
    @toastbot9496 3 роки тому +5854

    "You could easily use a toddler to replace this!" Well, there are blenders big enough for that although ethics are kinda in the way smh.

  • @franklei4374
    @franklei4374 10 місяців тому +148

    Faline: i dont have cocoa powder
    Also Faline in the same minute: open cabinet and there is milo cocoa powder

  • @snzzzu
    @snzzzu 3 роки тому +4204

    Her brother honestly cares for her, it's heartwarming.

    • @AntorionAnimation07
      @AntorionAnimation07 3 роки тому +428

      @Maham its brotherly love, my brother doesnt give a shit about me unless he needs something

    • @ghost_shivers5276
      @ghost_shivers5276 3 роки тому +58

      yea my brother's kinda like that

    • @satoku8449
      @satoku8449 3 роки тому +9

      @@AntorionAnimation07 🤣

    • @crystal-ms6le
      @crystal-ms6le 3 роки тому +62

      Yea my brother annoys me so much but he really cares about me a lot c:

    • @user-zf8en7rc1c
      @user-zf8en7rc1c 3 роки тому +38

      My brother slaps me whenever I go near him tho I don't even do anything >:'(

  • @i_cloudyink_i
    @i_cloudyink_i 3 роки тому +4559

    Faline: *grinding dark chocolate*
    “People are trying to study here!”
    Failne: so anyways, I started to make this louder.

    • @nurin.
      @nurin. 3 роки тому +34

      Looks like someone is not gonna pass-

    • @skiiscott3812
      @skiiscott3812 3 роки тому +3

      @Atlantix_Carity🍀 1.8 and 3 comments including me now

    • @cherrych3uu
      @cherrych3uu 3 роки тому +1

      2k likes and 4 comments LoL

    • @JustSamYT
      @JustSamYT 3 роки тому +1

      Hey guys, lets all play a game

    • @JustSamYT
      @JustSamYT 3 роки тому

      A game called "locate the funny" i think i lost on this comment tho.

  • @cyanea.
    @cyanea. 3 роки тому +2237

    Faline is the only person capable of burning herself trying to thaw bananas.

    • @flyable_4316
      @flyable_4316 3 роки тому +33

      My breed is faline San

    • @thenonfurry
      @thenonfurry 3 роки тому +8

      i m p o s s i b l e

    • @deaddinosaurjuice5507
      @deaddinosaurjuice5507 3 роки тому +1

      @@flyable_4316 so asian

    • @aanya2493
      @aanya2493 3 роки тому +7

      @@deaddinosaurjuice5507 really thought you did something didn’t you?

    • @sunnydays07
      @sunnydays07 3 роки тому +3

      @@aanya2493 their brain is as dead as their dinosaur juice

  • @TheMonkeyGrape
    @TheMonkeyGrape 2 роки тому +671

    I've never seen someone make something so simple look so difficult. Good job.

    • @alyasvielpalmer4705
      @alyasvielpalmer4705 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @nightmaresturningoftendejavue
      @nightmaresturningoftendejavue Рік тому +1

      I did, every workday… teacher, this Era is done like in 10 yr, when this kids overcome by percentage workfor…, ummm, on second trought, it would be not called that anymore 😅. Maybe barely survive smoothie proces force?

  • @thefoodieknight-roblox9449
    @thefoodieknight-roblox9449 3 роки тому +9734

    The fact that her mother knows how to fix her strange problems all the time should be an award.

    • @dvcky5
      @dvcky5 3 роки тому +392

      thats what mothers are for ✊😔

    • @astralseaslug546
      @astralseaslug546 3 роки тому +334

      And her brother!

    • @miracler
      @miracler 3 роки тому +302

      That's what Malaysian mothers are like, they know the answers to all problems in the universe but would want their kids to try first

    • @abcdtemp
      @abcdtemp 3 роки тому +47

      i wish i have a mother like that lol

    • @catinspace6401
      @catinspace6401 3 роки тому +4

      @Ramen Lover Its Chinese

  • @goodolryuko9673
    @goodolryuko9673 3 роки тому +6457

    “You could easily use a toddler to replace this!”
    Everyone with a sibling: *I consider this a win*

  • @aliyaanwar1685
    @aliyaanwar1685 3 роки тому +4540

    "there are four of these socket things"
    "..."
    "but only one of them works"
    honestly, this is the most asian household thing ever.

    • @kadalmerayapkiero602
      @kadalmerayapkiero602 3 роки тому +85

      Exactly what I think about it

    • @nallyaaaaaa
      @nallyaaaaaa 3 роки тому +57

      huh, when you put it that way, you aren't wrong actually-

    • @anahongow5801
      @anahongow5801 3 роки тому +142

      and, for some reason, Latino household too. Tons of those socket strips, one one *socket* works, good luck finding which one.

    • @s4mIsh3r3
      @s4mIsh3r3 3 роки тому +26

      Same, but with chargers and headphones here

    • @JustSamYT
      @JustSamYT 3 роки тому +2

      lol yeah

  • @reckon-it1375
    @reckon-it1375 2 роки тому +329

    Absolutely love Faline saying the recipe only had 4 ingredients and then revealing she only had 1 of the 4 😭

  • @thepeoplesbaker
    @thepeoplesbaker 3 роки тому +4731

    “Going to bound this chocolate into powder bc I don’t have cocoa powder”
    *while reaching for the maple syrup in the cabinet, completely ignores the perfectly good Milo which is basically cocoa powder and sugar*

    • @muhdnoor09
      @muhdnoor09 3 роки тому +225

      Yup. Poor Milo.

    • @kysafe
      @kysafe 3 роки тому +54

      but milo has malt in it

    • @cylnder
      @cylnder 3 роки тому +235

      @@kysafe who cares it's extra flavor

    • @iwillpegyou247
      @iwillpegyou247 3 роки тому +212

      Milo is basically asian cocoa powder

    • @capricesunn
      @capricesunn 3 роки тому +31

      Ikr that's what I thought 💀

  • @jyjori
    @jyjori 3 роки тому +1575

    “You can EASILY replace this banana with a toddler”
    Yeah, but toddlers aren’t as ripe as bananas

    • @sanjivdas2066
      @sanjivdas2066 3 роки тому +167

      That's why humans invented cooking

    • @childharvester8131
      @childharvester8131 3 роки тому +26

      @@sanjivdas2066 SHUHDIISOHED

    • @notkwis6750
      @notkwis6750 3 роки тому +22

      @@sanjivdas2066 PFFT BEST RESPONSE LMFAOLMFAIDGAJVA

    • @meghnanatarajan9823
      @meghnanatarajan9823 3 роки тому +40

      @@sanjivdas2066 That is called cannibalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon many societies..

    • @comrade_lenin4820
      @comrade_lenin4820 3 роки тому +11

      @@meghnanatarajan9823 And that's called a fucking a joke.
      r/whoosh

  • @ZyloYcuk
    @ZyloYcuk 3 роки тому +3260

    "Faline Cooking Show"
    "Fal Cooking Show"
    "Fooking Sho-"
    "No."
    THAT GOT ME DEAD LMAO

  • @raelenegan8483
    @raelenegan8483 2 роки тому +52

    The way she jumped over that wire while saying “HeEllOo

  • @Alicest.
    @Alicest. 3 роки тому +3510

    Don't take this the wrong way: I love how you struggle with absolutely everything lol it's honestly charming and unfortunately relatable

    • @sarhahillsburg5142
      @sarhahillsburg5142 3 роки тому +119

      Watching them BOTH struggle with blender 😅

    • @peepeepoopoodoodoohead
      @peepeepoopoodoodoohead 3 роки тому +26

      excuse me how is it unfortunate to relate to this kween

    • @peepeepoopoodoodoohead
      @peepeepoopoodoodoohead 3 роки тому +11

      @Spiky Ramen it was a joke wtf

    • @animejuggernaut2553
      @animejuggernaut2553 3 роки тому +14

      WAY too relatable XD My sis too got the genius idea to make souffle one midnight, and we've both never set foot in the kitchen.......... What we did in the kitchen the following day was literally the same as in the video XDD Except the dish also came out bad for us :p

    • @peepeepoopoodoodoohead
      @peepeepoopoodoodoohead 3 роки тому +3

      @Spiky Ramen ok
      I thought it would be pretty easy to understand
      but anyways

  • @lilasayers9298
    @lilasayers9298 3 роки тому +3249

    "I don't have cocoa powder"
    **Opens cabinet with milo**

    • @Carloslife4ever
      @Carloslife4ever 3 роки тому +21

      Whats Milo ;-;

    • @lilasayers9298
      @lilasayers9298 3 роки тому +171

      @@Carloslife4ever it’s like powder you put in milk to make stuff like hot chocolate

    • @amirulamani1487
      @amirulamani1487 3 роки тому +36

      @@Carloslife4ever Coco powder

    • @a-friendly-ghoul
      @a-friendly-ghoul 2 роки тому +27

      @@lilasayers9298 people use milk to make milo?

    • @sillyjazgirl
      @sillyjazgirl 2 роки тому +10

      @@a-friendly-ghoul yEs!

  • @evannguyen4085
    @evannguyen4085 3 роки тому +6712

    She’s so smart yet lacks so much common sense, i can relate too much

  • @lollipop3475
    @lollipop3475 2 роки тому +266

    Just a tip: when making smoothies with toddlers, make sure to use the inside of their leg, not including the skin and bone. Also, I find it easier to blend after the muscle is removed, frozen, and chopped into about 1x1inch little cubes. (Make sure to use the flesh behind their shin, I’m not sure what it’s called.) Of course bananas also works, just tastes a bit better.

    • @xXgrassXx
      @xXgrassXx Рік тому +73

      This is far too specific to not be from experience

    • @midnightanon
      @midnightanon Рік тому +40

      i am traumatised

    • @eliassenbenedicte
      @eliassenbenedicte Рік тому +9

      @@midnightanon same bro.. same

    • @anunitasharath3781
      @anunitasharath3781 Рік тому +30

      Thank you for the information that i will definitely not be using

    • @ujeshasivaramakrishnan2464
      @ujeshasivaramakrishnan2464 Рік тому +22

      I think that the flesh was called dermal layers of skin, i would have loved the taste of the smoothie unfortunately toddlers are not exported very fresh so i settle for bananas

  • @potatofromhell5563
    @potatofromhell5563 3 роки тому +289

    "so we have to swap some of the ingredients cause we don't have the ingredients" is the most relatable thing I heard today

    • @yakh5555
      @yakh5555 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @potatofromhell5563
      @potatofromhell5563 3 роки тому +5

      I didn't want to edit cause its cringe so anways
      YAAAAAAAAAAY
      I GOT HEARTED BY THE QUEEN HERSELF
      eheheheheheehee
      (weird evil laugh for no reason)

  • @jigeesha3668
    @jigeesha3668 3 роки тому +992

    *“Welcome to THE FALINE COOKING SHOW”*
    Brings all the tools possible for the protection of a human being from every serious thing possible that could happen in Faline's kitchen

  • @multistanbtch9157
    @multistanbtch9157 3 роки тому +2750

    Google: “humans share 60% of dna with bananas”
    Me: isn’t eating bananas technically cannibalism, isn’t that illegal?

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 3 роки тому +187

      cannibalism isn't illegal, it's the murder part that's illegal :)

    • @multistanbtch9157
      @multistanbtch9157 3 роки тому +2

      @keep rollin شكرًا على السورة، سورة النجمه 💜 هل انت مسلم ؟

    • @Rose-tg6vq
      @Rose-tg6vq 3 роки тому +57

      @@HopeIsADrug11037 canabalism is also illigal in many countries

    • @kamaldas2376
      @kamaldas2376 3 роки тому +31

      So now understand the trend of eating banana in a✨ different ✨way ✨

    • @Dumbierd
      @Dumbierd 3 роки тому +22

      cannibalism is not illegal that's the first issue

  • @huntiehunterslime
    @huntiehunterslime 11 місяців тому +12

    When this video appeared on my recommended, I got up to make a smoothie. It took less than two minutes. I am now watching someone suffer for what was probably over an hour to accomplish a basic task. 10/10 content

  • @woo0wz4
    @woo0wz4 3 роки тому +286

    Faline: this is a murder weapon
    Also Faline: brings out an actual murder weapon to peel murder weapon

    • @firstname811
      @firstname811 3 роки тому +2

      I used the stones to destroy the stones

    • @woo0wz4
      @woo0wz4 3 роки тому +2

      @@firstname811 Yes

    • @woo0wz4
      @woo0wz4 3 роки тому

      @ray agreed lol

  • @friedfishh
    @friedfishh 3 роки тому +569

    “cocoa powder has a larger surface area therefore you can blend more evenly”
    see, mum, UA-cam can be educational. Science + Faline = me + 1 brain cell :D

  • @random6579
    @random6579 3 роки тому +875

    "Faline cooking show"
    "Fal cooking show"
    "Fooking show"
    *"no"*
    ~Faline san 2021

    • @vanessadmitrivosco5631
      @vanessadmitrivosco5631 3 роки тому +51

      Your pfp is everything. PERIODT

    • @random6579
      @random6579 3 роки тому +27

      @@vanessadmitrivosco5631 AYYEEE THANKS

    • @Nicolas-sd4yk
      @Nicolas-sd4yk 3 роки тому +10

      XD
      Also I l0v3 your pfp :D

    • @mic7359
      @mic7359 3 роки тому +11

      LKMOA
      Also pfp Yes yes good they men

    • @squidaker
      @squidaker 3 роки тому +2

      I was looking for this comment

  • @tigersandflowers
    @tigersandflowers Рік тому +17

    i love how he says bananas, i would listen to a 5 hour video of them just saying bananas over and over and over

    • @BonnieTheGoofyGoober
      @BonnieTheGoofyGoober 10 місяців тому +2

      *La gasp* Someone who actually knows and respects Falines preffered pronouns? i must be dreaming 😨

  • @_sabumochi
    @_sabumochi 3 роки тому +385

    _"Now to get rid of the dead bodies."_ :]
    --
    "Coca powder has a larger total surface area. Therefore, it can blend more evenly." (Big brain moment)
    *"So I just have to blend more."*
    "What- no? _You need more coca powder!!"_
    *_"I CAN'T HEAR YOU."_*
    ---
    **unreasonable struggle**

    • @hanaanne3237
      @hanaanne3237 3 роки тому +11

      Somehow his voice is capturing😂he should consider being a teacher🤣

  • @JamieKoya
    @JamieKoya 3 роки тому +860

    Ethan: *explains that the chocolate isn`t enough*
    Faline: "I HAVE TO BLEND MORE" *resumes blending*

  • @moonycat
    @moonycat 3 роки тому +451

    Faline: "You could easily use a toddler to replace this!"
    Me: *looks at my brother, chuckling*

    • @abhiswarakumbhare5468
      @abhiswarakumbhare5468 3 роки тому +24

      Me who is the youngest: I hope my bro doesn't watch this video

    • @elation.e
      @elation.e 3 роки тому +4

      @@abhiswarakumbhare5468 you’re a toddler?!

    • @abhiswarakumbhare5468
      @abhiswarakumbhare5468 3 роки тому +4

      @@elation.e no. But I am the youngest......... but not a toddler. No

    • @ruienjoyer
      @ruienjoyer 3 роки тому +2

      @@abhiswarakumbhare5468 Would you like to join the mix of my 2 other siblings

    • @abhiswarakumbhare5468
      @abhiswarakumbhare5468 3 роки тому +2

      @@ruienjoyer are they younger than you?

  • @cloudy4379
    @cloudy4379 3 роки тому +37

    i love that Faline’s reasoning for choosing the dark chocolate isn’t because it has a more concentrated (i think that’s the right word) amount of cocoa powder and less milk than milk chocolate but because she heard cocoa powder is supposed to be bitter and dark chocolate is bitter

  • @mimanshatiwari3783
    @mimanshatiwari3783 3 роки тому +6510

    Faline: "We can easily use a toddler to replace this."
    Ethan: "A frozen toddler."
    Me : 👁👄👁 💀🔪

  • @anartgirl
    @anartgirl 3 роки тому +254

    *“ Fooking show. “*
    *“ No. “*
    and my children , that was the moment of realisation.

  • @tuli._.9735
    @tuli._.9735 3 роки тому +461

    The protagonist, whilst conversation with the one she calls brother, falcooks, falbakes, and faltakes-- the bones of the weak children whom of which Don the color green upon their tiny child bodies.

    • @bun37yearsago61
      @bun37yearsago61 3 роки тому +19

      Faline violently thrusted her blade, hilt glistening in the pale moonlight, slicing into the hardened flesh of the discoloured banana’s, when her efforts proved nary effective, she decided to use a bowl filled with seething water to thaw the banana’s, only to burn herself in the process, her brother cringed and stared in shame at his sister failing to concoct a basic smoothie.

    • @aruuuuuu__
      @aruuuuuu__ 3 роки тому +5

      @@bun37yearsago61 damn.

  • @Mad_scientist_huburis
    @Mad_scientist_huburis 2 роки тому +37

    As someone who gets good grades yet almost burned down the kitchen trying to make bacon in the microwave I really felt this

    • @emilylike-the-soup2502
      @emilylike-the-soup2502 Рік тому +5

      Same. One time a friend asked me to stir the food on the stove while she had to step out for a few minutes, and I set off the smoke alarm because it never occurred to me that I could turn off the stove - I just kept stirring.

  • @haneenboumenjel
    @haneenboumenjel 3 роки тому +342

    Why does faline make everything in her life so entertaining? It's the best thing ever.

  • @Invisiblecockroach
    @Invisiblecockroach 3 роки тому +1002

    Faline : has one brain cell
    Faline's brother: also has one brain cell,
    what do they make together? TWO BRAIN CELLS

    • @lagan318
      @lagan318 3 роки тому +101

      where faline's mom has infinite braincells

    • @bi_mothy4220
      @bi_mothy4220 3 роки тому +33

      @@lagan318 falines mom stole not only her childrens braincells, but the braincells of our entire generation. /lh

    • @aquaticfishiepompom
      @aquaticfishiepompom 3 роки тому +19

      @@bi_mothy4220 not true
      She didn't steal it
      We just weren't born with many braincells
      She is a professional mother, which means she is the best and is very smart and also has infinite braincells

    • @baseballcap-
      @baseballcap- 2 роки тому +1

      OMG U JUST SOLVED THE BIGGEST QUESTION THAT'S BEEN ROAMING FOR YEARS
      UR A GENIUS

  • @ChickenGarbage
    @ChickenGarbage 10 місяців тому +8

    I NEED TO VENT:
    I have no clue who this woman is. My little brother sent me this video just being like: this is extremely like you. Like this is you in a video. And it started off as just funny like lol yes I do change recipes and these are mistakes I would make. And then I realized it's a woman happily cooking in her kitchen while loudly making jokes with a brother nearby she constantly bothers and gets help from and a mom she once or twice goes to when she's rlly stuck and the realization I had that thats how my brother sees me is amazing. Like it is very much like me and my brother and I love that he saw this and thought of me? Just felt like sharing ig. Love my brother and loved this video seeing other people with this dynamic!❤

  • @seulmiseforever9603
    @seulmiseforever9603 3 роки тому +474

    Let admit it:
    We all have this period of times during our teenage year and its RELATABLE

    • @chosofart
      @chosofart 3 роки тому +5

      @its fine shut up

    • @chosofart
      @chosofart 3 роки тому +4

      @Not RickRoll 😭👇 shut up

    • @chosofart
      @chosofart 3 роки тому +1

      Not even in my teenage years yet 🌚

    • @shana_denn
      @shana_denn 3 роки тому

      Phrase?-

    • @drowsyValkyrie
      @drowsyValkyrie 3 роки тому

      @@shana_denn phase

  • @peapots2619
    @peapots2619 3 роки тому +485

    “Can’t be that hard making a 2 minute smoothie right?”
    Faline san: wanna bet

  • @jeremyuniverse
    @jeremyuniverse 3 роки тому +439

    "So cup is actually a measurment?"
    Everyone using the metric system looking at american recipes:

    • @aishah1055
      @aishah1055 3 роки тому +2

      fr tho

    • @nittynotkitty
      @nittynotkitty 3 роки тому +6

      Why can't they just use the metric system like the rest of the world

    • @justadanette5017
      @justadanette5017 3 роки тому +1

      Honestly i just treat a american cup as any other cooking cup ever and it always worked for me in recipes

  • @RyorrrTheGreat
    @RyorrrTheGreat 3 роки тому +35

    10:06 the rest of the world figuring out america's arbitrary measurement system

  • @umopapisdn.
    @umopapisdn. 3 роки тому +798

    faline: uses math to make an alternative for the date
    also faline: messes up how to freeze a banana

    • @plushybones
      @plushybones 2 роки тому +43

      and ignores the milo in the cabinet, which is pretty much just cocoa powder and sugar

    • @Ndreau
      @Ndreau 2 роки тому +2

      @@plushybones cocoa powder is supposed to be bitter.

    • @haiyuc
      @haiyuc 2 роки тому +8

      @@Ndreau we don’t need bitterness
      It’s ew lol

    • @popenieafantome9527
      @popenieafantome9527 2 роки тому +9

      @@Ndreau she also added maple syrup, so i doubt it would end up bitter either way

    • @Ndreau
      @Ndreau 2 роки тому

      @@popenieafantome9527 that's the point...? I think Milo would make it too sweet.

  • @Finalleigh
    @Finalleigh 3 роки тому +408

    This was the most put together I have ever seen Faline and Ethan act together.

  • @suhaneegupta814
    @suhaneegupta814 3 роки тому +938

    She is like doofenshmirts. Finding an extremely complicated solution (grounding chocolate and not being able to do so) to an extremely simple problem (using Milo).

  • @heldon7951
    @heldon7951 3 роки тому +33

    8:06 using the frozen banana as an ice pack after hurting your hand trying to unfreeze it 😭
    The duality of banana

  • @_kimmmy_
    @_kimmmy_ 3 роки тому +243

    In conclusion : Faline is a *”very independent woman”*

    • @nerd888
      @nerd888 3 роки тому +9

      verrrryy *cough cough*

    • @shatakshisharma5240
      @shatakshisharma5240 3 роки тому +6

      Veryyy coughh coughh
      *DIES* (from asthma)

    • @nerd888
      @nerd888 3 роки тому +2

      @@shatakshisharma5240 I haev asthma well aa *chokes on breath while falling to the ground*

  • @mikaelaarriola9309
    @mikaelaarriola9309 3 роки тому +535

    Faline: we don’t have cocoa powder so im just gonna grind some chocolate
    Milo powder: am I a joke to you?

    • @DerekK.2423
      @DerekK.2423 3 роки тому +16

      But theres already something sweet and adding something sweet must be too sweet at that point. But then again, instead of maple syrup she couldve used that... My head hurts writing this😅

  • @Amozon28
    @Amozon28 3 роки тому +513

    i love how she used a mortar and pestle to grind the chocolate into powder. when she literally had a blender right there.

    • @sawmtem.s2369
      @sawmtem.s2369 2 роки тому +44

      Thats asian style u wont get it

    • @LiraMel
      @LiraMel 2 роки тому +16

      But a blender will make it liquid and she want powder

    • @thefoodieknight-roblox9449
      @thefoodieknight-roblox9449 2 роки тому +35

      @@LiraMel wha-

    • @LiraMel
      @LiraMel 2 роки тому +4

      @@thefoodieknight-roblox9449 ?

    • @TherealMikako
      @TherealMikako Рік тому +28

      @@LiraMel It will only be liquid if she puts chocolate + random liquid. And also I'm pretty sure that blenders don't make powder, at least mine doesn't lol.

  • @dasaucybaka9020
    @dasaucybaka9020 3 роки тому +68

    I love how she doesn't have most of the ingredients but she improvised to get them, I would never, just sit in a corner and remind myself I'm a failure🥰

    • @oo8962
      @oo8962 3 роки тому +2

      Same :') I would be seeing like peanut butter and I'm like "this shit is too advanced for my household" and go watch cat videos instead

    • @TotallyJayReyes
      @TotallyJayReyes Рік тому +1

      call urself a failure, but Steven He would still approve. So either way, ur winning :)

  • @Vekklern
    @Vekklern 3 роки тому +145

    Honestly I never knew someone could fail at using pestle and mortar. Faline manages to scare and impress me at the same time.

    • @anahongow5801
      @anahongow5801 3 роки тому +4

      well, hello. I fail at pestle and mortar, too.

  • @rubyyp2182
    @rubyyp2182 3 роки тому +154

    Faline out of context: **looks at banana threateningly** we could easily use a toddler to replace this!

  • @weml19
    @weml19 3 роки тому +222

    I love how she called out to her brother and took his help in everything and then didn’t even put footage of him trying the smoothie

  • @Oktopus549
    @Oktopus549 Рік тому +11

    4:57 *stomp stomp stomp*
    ,,people are trying to STUDY HEEREEEE!!,,
    Man I love faline’s brother

  • @shiznit162
    @shiznit162 3 роки тому +533

    A philosopher once said: “What if they get too hot in the fridge.”
    Wise indeed 😂😂😂

    • @rlhugh
      @rlhugh 2 роки тому +3

      I laughed out loud at this :)

  • @stevethepaidintern196
    @stevethepaidintern196 3 роки тому +133

    My mom: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
    Me: "A professional common sense
    haver 😃👍"

  • @_solstice_
    @_solstice_ 3 роки тому +898

    Faline :"Oh my god I almost killed you for a second"
    Faline's Brother : "How is it my fault your phone overheated?"
    Faline ignoring him: "OOH the knife was in really close reach"
    Also Faline :"You wanna lick the peanut butter? cmere pspspps come lick the peanut butter boy"

    • @didhiti20
      @didhiti20 3 роки тому +31

      lmao this was so funny

    • @rosalindalaboy7111
      @rosalindalaboy7111 3 роки тому +35

      Siblings

    • @DenlixCutix
      @DenlixCutix 2 роки тому +8

      Brother is the edible trash can

    • @MGmirkin
      @MGmirkin 2 роки тому +3

      @@DenlixCutix Why would you eat a trash can? 🤣

    • @DenlixCutix
      @DenlixCutix 2 роки тому +4

      @@MGmirkin ... You never know.....

  • @chip4410
    @chip4410 Рік тому +18

    14:06 I DRANK WATER AND NOW ITS IN MY NOSE LMAOOO

  • @tggstuff7364
    @tggstuff7364 3 роки тому +604

    The faline cooking show seems better than hecc’s kitchen. I wish for more episodes like these.

  • @Vampyricc
    @Vampyricc 3 роки тому +144

    Faline: *Realizes the bananas must be peeled before putting in the freezer*
    *Decides it's best to do everything else first*
    Faline: *Puts unpeeled un-cut orange bananas back in the freezer*

    • @Anonysus-z9y
      @Anonysus-z9y 3 роки тому +1

      That was the moment I liked the video 😂

  • @adriannaa545
    @adriannaa545 3 роки тому +219

    The relationship between Faline and her brother is actually so wholesome.

  • @victoriacandanedo2190
    @victoriacandanedo2190 2 роки тому +18

    I’M CRYING OUT LOUD, POOR FALINE 14:02

  • @rv9004
    @rv9004 3 роки тому +975

    Faline radiates "Bold of you to assume I've reached my peak of dumbass" energy.
    .
    Dang she's great

  • @linkcorriere846
    @linkcorriere846 3 роки тому +182

    Your brother is literally one of the best in the entire world
    THAT PATIENCE

    • @childofgod1521
      @childofgod1521 3 роки тому +8

      My brother would've smacked me and throw me out of the kitchen

  • @rosie__.
    @rosie__. 3 роки тому +104

    Lets lose our sanity while making a smoothie

    • @rosie__.
      @rosie__. 3 роки тому +1

      @@cutiechannie exactly

  • @DarrBlox
    @DarrBlox 2 роки тому +17

    "There is 16 grams in a date , I HAVE MAPLE SYRUP " - faline 1:17

  • @idasummers3854
    @idasummers3854 3 роки тому +276

    you are very lucky to have a cool tempered mother. if i did that, my momma would probably put me in the freezer with the bananas

    • @-leafi-9289
      @-leafi-9289 2 роки тому +3

      Haha fr

    • @piliixie
      @piliixie 2 роки тому +3

      are you, by any chance, a frozen toddler?

  • @saan-h2k
    @saan-h2k 3 роки тому +274

    Edit: Every single one of Faline's videos have such good quotes I can't list all of them-
    "This ingredient only needs 4 ingredients-"
    Faline San, 2021

    • @sweedy6647
      @sweedy6647 2 роки тому +12

      “Actually I meant 6 ingredients.”
      Recipe: has 5 ingredients.

  • @mulan8787
    @mulan8787 3 роки тому +143

    The poor brother was trying to study lmao and he kept on coming and helping her with every step😭

  • @mxshr00mXD
    @mxshr00mXD Рік тому +3

    when faline struggled with everything i felt like i was watching a video of me trying to do literally anything

  • @Mochiiishere
    @Mochiiishere 3 роки тому +146

    I honestly LOVE how real she is like she isn't embarrassed of her errors she deals with them like a TRUE PRO like when she didn't have Coca Powder she LEGIT Turned Chocolate into Coca Powder that is TRUE DEDICATION and HIGH QUALITY CONTENT This the content I come on UA-cam for you go girl!!👁️👄👁️✨✋💜

  • @li_naaa
    @li_naaa 3 роки тому +114

    Faline is cooking like a chef she's a 5 star Michelin

  • @jess.was-here
    @jess.was-here 3 роки тому +27

    yay faline posted
    the most relaxing yet somehow the most stressful part of my week

  • @Leon_the_Amateur
    @Leon_the_Amateur 2 роки тому +6

    4:39 I'm doing a translation and I forgot what these appliances are called in English. But having watched faline's professional explanation, I remembered to come back here.

  • @yakh5555
    @yakh5555 3 роки тому +50

    Faline : accidentally touching the hot water
    “AHHHHHH”
    The banana : 😵

  • @tasneemahmed5821
    @tasneemahmed5821 3 роки тому +289

    The amount of struggle she went through is actually hilarious. Reminds me of those days when nothing works out for you lol

  • @Lunar-Strawberry
    @Lunar-Strawberry 3 роки тому +93

    I almost choked on my tea while I was watching this.
    That's what I call quality content-

    • @meepsterling
      @meepsterling 3 роки тому +1

      Nice, I actually did choke on my coffee, it was great

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 2 роки тому +8

    I don't know why UA-cam randomly recommended this to me but you were actually entertaining enough that I kept watching 😂

  • @elisejune2859
    @elisejune2859 3 роки тому +89

    The way she went"HELLL" at the beginning while almost tripping down made me laugh so hard I think I replayed it almost 10 times

  • @baronbestie5886
    @baronbestie5886 3 роки тому +55

    "Son, what is that show again?"
    "What Show?"
    *"The show where they fook"*

  • @italktomyself.
    @italktomyself. 3 роки тому +44

    pls, I love how she’s literally a whole softie when she’s with her brother aaaa TT

  • @filmpools
    @filmpools 3 роки тому +7

    i love this chaotic kind of content

  • @nicolechen9316
    @nicolechen9316 3 роки тому +76

    The mom helplessly leaning on wall after tasting the smoothie had me in stitches

  • @kimychii6701
    @kimychii6701 3 роки тому +58

    i love how you turn a simple task into a whole a$$ session of demonstrating insanity

  • @tan8802
    @tan8802 3 роки тому +202

    "this ingredient needed 4 ingredients!"
    ancestors talking among themselves: at this point we should just shove her under the rug and forget about her existence. (jk)

  • @Kenlac92
    @Kenlac92 2 роки тому +2

    this was no joke the funniest fucking thing i have ever watched.
    i cried at the this milk smells like shit part.

  • @nush7130
    @nush7130 3 роки тому +31

    The cooking show we didnt ask for yet still needed

  • @shiningraven326
    @shiningraven326 3 роки тому +128

    I honestly love that her family is totally chill with the fact that she's just recording a UA-cam video in the middle of there kitchen

  • @sharonwiebe3971
    @sharonwiebe3971 3 роки тому +66

    not sure i have ever seen someone struggle this much literally every single step of the way lol... the struggle is real

  • @ProcreatorX
    @ProcreatorX 4 місяці тому

    This made me laugh SO MUCH
    Thanks for cheering me up, I've been having a rough week and this helped a lot❤

  • @eunoia222
    @eunoia222 3 роки тому +38

    " *SO* you could easily use a toddler to replace this." I- 😭💀

  • @aeipathyedits7273
    @aeipathyedits7273 3 роки тому +127

    I’m still in pain form laughing at the part where you ate banana skin thinking it was chocolate 😭😂😭😂

  • @jaxhollywood9804
    @jaxhollywood9804 3 роки тому +43

    4:26 “no don’t speak just do”
    This, this is the woman that got all As on her report card including English and will lead us to victory in our terrifying war against the toddlers, Boo Boo, Amber and the rest of the arachnids.

  • @cmf5006
    @cmf5006 Рік тому +3

    "it looks like what I throw up after a good night of drinking"
    great line 🤣💀

  • @sewirut6423
    @sewirut6423 3 роки тому +27

    12:44 Faline San has seen the murderer of two, poor, frozen bananas. She can't believe her eyes.

  • @kingsley.5506
    @kingsley.5506 3 роки тому +28

    Can you imagine Faline when she turned 30s and looks back this digital recorder with hundred of thousand of viewers?

  • @guccilatae
    @guccilatae 3 роки тому +62

    14:25 this had me literally crying from laughter for at least 10 mins 😂and the fact she said "you are so smart" and right after that it happened 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ventiisoverrated
    @Ventiisoverrated 3 роки тому +4

    I wonder what the applebees are doing rn