I personally liked the quest where you are locked in a house and have to get rid of the others, but ending Valen was rather cathartic, especially when you yell him that the Dark Brotherhood sends its regards.
This guy definitely is the worst. If you're a dark elf like him. He'll say he's going to take your wife if you're a man. If you're a woman he wants you in there with him. And if you anything else, he's just going to insult you and tells you to just die already. Truly the worst person in Tamriel.
"And those big muscles? They're going to waste away. When the end comes, you won't even have the strength to cry for your mother." Damn, Valen has some serious insight into steroids cycles.
At this point in elder scrolls history house Dres is still practicing slavery against Argonians and Khajiit. In the 200 years between Oblivion and Skyrim there was a massive eruption of the red mountain and a huge Argonian revolt and invasion of Morrowind, so they Dunmer in Skyrim don't do slavery anymore and are mostly refugees, so it kind of makes sense that they'd be a lot less bigoted.
I'm starting to think Valen spent 11 years thinking up insults for every conceivable race. "Hey you there, Snow Elf! What's the matter - having trouble with your eyes?"
"hey, dwemer, what's the matter? Can't you just think of a way out of here if your so smart. You better be quick about it because time is running out. Oh, that's right, your going to die in here"
"You're a loooong way from Thras Slugman. I guess your uncanny necromantic powers won't save you, unless you can resurrect yourself. That's right Sload, You're going to die in here! You're going to Die!"
I like that whoever wrote this character's lines came up with the "Racist Shithead" responses for all the male-gendered PCs, then realised they could do "Racist Shithead with a bonus serving of Misogynistic Creep thrown in" for the females. Art imitating life.
Aside from killing him in the Dark Brotherhood quest line, there’s something to be said about him wasting his words on you Bro really said all them words just for the Emperor and his Blades to use your cell to escape and they were okay with you escaping 😂
This is why everyone should join the Dark Brotherhood to permanently shut him up. I showed him when I used lightning killing him with one zap was satisfying. Nobody insults a Breton and lives.
Lol i remembered doing this when i was late teens, he got me that mad i had to test every race and found that dark elf female got the nicest reaction. Ironically i still play as a dark elf female in every tes game, and im always named almalexia haha
Rickman:"Ahhhh, if it isn't Quinn Mallory. What's the matter boy, where is your timer? You are going to be stuck on this world and you are going to die you hear me? Dieeeeeee. Oh and I get your brain tissue"
Valen Dreth: You're going to die in here. Me creates the creepiest looking character Me: No but you'll wish you'd already died in here, hey guard open the cell, now it's time to play hide the pickle in the dunmer.
Dark lore dash learns about Elder scrolls lore to be a better UA-camr. Vaelyn dreth learns about other cultures in elder scrolls to be a better racist.
Most friendly man from morrowind
Facts. He didn’t call me the n-word
@@warlordofbritanniaN'wha! *gets his pockets empty and his ass handed to him with 89 hand to hand*
The best part of the Dark Brotherhood questline is ending this guy.
So true! 😂
HEY i was about to say that!
So true!
So true
I personally liked the quest where you are locked in a house and have to get rid of the others, but ending Valen was rather cathartic, especially when you yell him that the Dark Brotherhood sends its regards.
I get the distinct, but very very subtle feeling that Valen Dreth is maybe not a very nice person.
That’s funny, I was about to add the same comment!
I’m so glad we finally got to end his miserable existence in the dark brotherhood quest line
Nicest Dunmer from Vvardenfell. Got banished for how nice he was.
Not a nice person?
MIND BLOWN :)
The way he asks "you got a wife back home?" LOL
It's like he genuinely wanted to talk to a fellow dunmer but couldn't help himself
The shear amount racism at the very start of a game is truly incredible
Something we cannot longer have, unfortunately.
For story telling of curse.
It's not racism if you hate everybody equally
@@vicente2044 he wasn't racist. He was just a dick.
@@BrotherMag I know, I am just playing along
Least racist Dunmer in all of Tamriel
Pretty intense script for some jerk in a jail cell you see for just a min.. then again when you bury an arrow in him.
This guy definitely is the worst.
If you're a dark elf like him. He'll say he's going to take your wife if you're a man. If you're a woman he wants you in there with him.
And if you anything else, he's just going to insult you and tells you to just die already. Truly the worst person in Tamriel.
"And those big muscles? They're going to waste away. When the end comes, you won't even have the strength to cry for your mother."
Damn, Valen has some serious insight into steroids cycles.
Nicest 3rd era dunmer:
It's not racism/sexism if you hate everyone equally
you got a point there
Dunmer in Skyrim: nords are so racist
Valen:
At this point in elder scrolls history house Dres is still practicing slavery against Argonians and Khajiit. In the 200 years between Oblivion and Skyrim there was a massive eruption of the red mountain and a huge Argonian revolt and invasion of Morrowind, so they Dunmer in Skyrim don't do slavery anymore and are mostly refugees, so it kind of makes sense that they'd be a lot less bigoted.
I think he believes you're going to die in here... I may be mistaken...
That's right!
Apparently he heard the guards talking
oh the joys of doing the dank frathouse questline just to summon a dremora lord in his cage
I'm starting to think Valen spent 11 years thinking up insults for every conceivable race. "Hey you there, Snow Elf! What's the matter - having trouble with your eyes?"
"hey, dwemer, what's the matter? Can't you just think of a way out of here if your so smart. You better be quick about it because time is running out. Oh, that's right, your going to die in here"
@@EGOwaffleboy HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HYEAH
@@EGOwaffleboy”Can’t dig your way outta this one” lol
Nah. Just creative.
"You're a loooong way from Thras Slugman. I guess your uncanny necromantic powers won't save you, unless you can resurrect yourself. That's right Sload, You're going to die in here! You're going to Die!"
I like that whoever wrote this character's lines came up with the "Racist Shithead" responses for all the male-gendered PCs, then realised they could do "Racist Shithead with a bonus serving of Misogynistic Creep thrown in" for the females. Art imitating life.
Once again, you’ve reminded and inspired a replay of this world, thank you!
My mission is complete!!
Aside from killing him in the Dark Brotherhood quest line, there’s something to be said about him wasting his words on you
Bro really said all them words just for the Emperor and his Blades to use your cell to escape and they were okay with you escaping 😂
I couldn't quite hear what he was saying. Does anybody know if we're going to die in here or not?
I think he says that we're going to live a life of comfort and luxury
Craig Sechler fits the elf voices so well!
Valen: "You got a wife back home? Ill look her up"
Me: "Thats pretty messed up wanting to look up your mother but you do you."
100 in Racism this guy
Actually, 100 in Speech. He wanted to anger the player, and he does.
Nicest Dunmer be like.
@@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Any chance he's equal to, or is worse than, the Duck Hunt dog laughing at your missing 2 out of 2 ducks?
They should add a racism slider in the next ES
Honestly i like to head Canon that Valen was a Tribunal workshipped and since Vivec, Almalexia and Solta Sil died he had been seething with anger.
Lmfao the timestamp for Orc is just “ugly”
This is why everyone should join the Dark Brotherhood to permanently shut him up.
I showed him when I used lightning killing him with one zap was satisfying.
Nobody insults a Breton and lives.
you join every guild beforehand to build up power then make him suffer
Its good when he finally gets his later.... courtesy of you 😁
"The cat" hey respect Khajiit ! 😅
His little giggle gets me every time 😂
He's not wrong about Orcs being ugly.
Even when he finds it you are kinsmen, he still has an awful remark
I did some quick research in my 1st playthrough to just kill him right there, then I realized I broke the Dark Brotherhood questline.
N'wah
By ysmir you won't leave here alive
The fact i've played this game so many times i can recite every single one of these word for word.
The effort on that guy is remarquable.
I feel like he has an especial disdain for High Elves
Lol i remembered doing this when i was late teens, he got me that mad i had to test every race and found that dark elf female got the nicest reaction. Ironically i still play as a dark elf female in every tes game, and im always named almalexia haha
He doesnt really have anything bad to say about Argonians or Redguards if you think about it
Damn he was a savage even in 2004
2006.
"Looks like your days of woodland frolicking have come to a _tragic_ end!" 😭
Valen Dreth's the definition of "Prejudice equality"
I wonder how long he sat in his cell coming up with his zingers.
I forgot I was watching this and when I looked back at my laptop I was confused on why I was playing oblivion for a second...
Least-racist Dunmer
Rickman:"Ahhhh, if it isn't Quinn Mallory. What's the matter boy, where is your timer? You are going to be stuck on this world and you are going to die you hear me? Dieeeeeee. Oh and I get your brain tissue"
My bad I thought Neil Dickson did the voice.
You know a game is going to be incredible when the first thing you hear is a racial insult.
very threatening how he quickly side-steps
Ahhh I have been hoping for someone to make a video just like this!! 5/5
This guy got his heart broken by Gloria Gaynor.
“Valens victim” lol.
16 times the racism
This is really funny but towards the end of the vid, I start to get the feeling this isn't that healthy to watch for the nervous system. Lol
Seems like a decent chap
The thirst and racism are out of control lol
I think this guy is the biggest hater in the entire elder scrolls franchise.
man I never heard some of these, and they're kinda creepy
That guy just hurts everyone
Breton:😐…..Alohomora….
(Gate unlocks)
Valen: What the-how?…it’s-
Breton: Open? It is indeed. And look..(creak)…seems yours is open as well…
Valen: 😨😰
Most tolerant dunmer:
I couldn't quite hear, is he going to die down here?
Truly, racism is the most important power in the Elder Scrolls
I can't, dude. The player's name is valens victim
When an incel gets arrested and can't log into Discord anymore.
"You're stupid, and I'm cool. I'm bigger, and better than you are... And.... You look like shit!
I'll be mean to you more later."
- Valen Dreth?
Ah, racism.. beautiful
But fake version
@@DarkLOREDash I gotcha bro. My comment was mostly tongue and cheek
He plain hate everyone
you missed imperial
and male orc!
Coz who tf picks imperial
@@CatchTheMarmosets I only play as Dunmer or Imperial
What a dude
"Valens Victim" wow what an aristocratic name you got
If the point of his existence was to make the player want to kill him, well, he did a great job.
Thinking back this was like a massive blue balls at the start of the game. Your race is literally never mentioned again 😂
You forgot the imperial
Valen Dreth: You're going to die in here.
Me creates the creepiest looking character
Me: No but you'll wish you'd already died in here, hey guard open the cell, now it's time to play hide the pickle in the dunmer.
“hide the pickle in the dunmer” 💀
nice chap :)
I always liked this guy, was sad when I had to kill him, he was funny! Nice to see him again though!
Dark lore dash learns about Elder scrolls lore to be a better UA-camr.
Vaelyn dreth learns about other cultures in elder scrolls to be a better racist.
least Racist Dunmer in Elder Scrolls:
I was expecting the N word for the Redguard, i would immediately Tcl into his cage if my was character was a Redguard.
Stop being sensitive N'Wah.
In Morrowind, you get Jiub. In Oblivion, this piece of work. What a downgrade.
But, what, nothing to say about Imperials?
Skyrim: Hey you, you’re finally awake
what about the male orc reaction?
Same lines, minus the "female" part.
Remove the “and a female no less” and its the same
Redguards are annoying
you missed male orc
New Bethesda would be too cowardly to do these nowadays which is sad cause these are pretty mild.
ye thats true. we gonna have they themussy
If this was New Bethesda, they would see this insult as controversial. The emperor will br a trans woman helping the "underpreviliged".
Dreth to the other races and his own race: i hate you
To the nords: i hate you but god-damnit look at those muscles