When the cashier gives you back your change
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- Опубліковано 17 бер 2024
- Person paying via contactless card: "Pathetic"
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a meme about when the cashier gives you back your change. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you. - Комедії
Person paying via contactless card: "Pathetic"
crazy
but then the card mysteriously vanishes
All fun and games til I contactlessly pay with their card
Meanwhile the person not paying at all and leaving is looking down at them
Person on a selfchecking station: Amateurs
Don’t you dare descend into hell before putting the shopping cart back
Of course. The ultimate litmus test.
Hell is for people who don't.
You go to hell if you don't
The audacity of some people
Your hell loop would be you trying to put back shopping carts but they roll away whenever you get close
and you looks behind you and there's a three hundred billion of people screaming and demanding you to be faster
The fury of 10 thousand white-collars desperate to return home during a 5-hour long street traffic
And the Indiana Jones boulder is hurdling down the line crushing them as you struggle to pick up your copper shingles
All while standing as close as possible with their face exactly one inch from yours (I focus so much better and faster with a rando crowding me... yeah, no...) because breathing one another's exhalations with random strangers is such a great way to celebrate a pandemic almost being partially over...
Is that the passive look of a patient stranger, or does that person HATE EVERY FIBRE OF MY BEING AND IS SECONDS AWAY FROM BREAKING MY NOSE?!
Luckily l do all my shopping blackout drunk.
Change goes straight in the pocket, I'll deal with it later after I'm away from people.
Same
in the shopping bag, will deal with it at home
I put the change in the pocket and when I get home, I take the change out of the pocket and put the change in the change jar.
Ah! The legendary shy coin goblin!
Same
This is exactly what having anxiety feels like
@fantaguyreal Oh no. Anyway.
@fantaguyreal
I don't want to alarm you, but your hyphens are oozing.
Man, your generation is fragile af.
I think that qualifies as a full scale panic attack...
@fantaguyrealNice I was tired of life anyway, thanks dude
This is why you always pay in pennies. No change to give back, no need to worry!
Evil genius 😈😂👏🏼
Dexter's Lab Ice Cream Man moment
See you say that but all you're doing is moving that moment of anxiety to the front and doing it in reverse. Now you're fumbling through various coins trying to pick out the pennies, but maybe you double counted, and that one is from another country can't use that, double and triple checking the total to what you have and you've dropped the coins again but now you really can't leave cause you haven't paid and you need these groceries and can't go put them back so now you're trapped in a limbo afraid you forgot how numbers work and...
This is why I always shoplift. No hassle, no contact with the cashier.
I live in Canada.
this happened to my buddy eric
Damn I hope Eric is alright
Hope he bought some burn cream
@@greed94not since the accident
Embarrassing things happened twice to me in the same grocery store but in different points in time.
I'd take way too long to get every coin out (i had no paper cash on those two days).
Also in some other store i dropped my pennies. I always feel like cashiers hate me for being so stupid.
@@greed94 he died :(
As a cashier, I can confirm this happens daily
Just yesterday 4 people got sent to hell
This is why you pay with card
Meanwhile me, talking to the person behind me in line: "gosh, don't you hate it when demons decide to take someone to hell while they are at the cashier's? Like we get it, the dude caused a lot of suffering with his bad timing, but does that justify your bad timing, making us all wait? I didn't think so..."
Just put it in your pocket and forget about it until you hear metal coins clanking about in your dryer later.
This happens to me, but with lighters instead of coins.
@@fredthefish6640aaand that’s how my aunt figured out her son smoked cigarettes
@@fredthefish6640 lighters plural? Fred, lighters plural?!
Periodically collect coins in your pocket until they get uncomfortably heavy and then take them out and throw them in a box or drawer, then eventually realize you've collected a million coins in your home and there's no way to do anything useful with them since it's way too many to conveniently pay for something with.
i hate it when i'm trying to buy a thing but then i accidentally blink and suddenly i'm in some random person's garage
Oh wait that's not how it's supposed to work? Damn I knew I wasn't the only one suspecting that
Happens to the best of us. Last week, I found myself in the attic of a library.
@@FailRaceFan At least you had stuff to read
Atleast SuperD had tools to break out of the garage
*You’re not you when you’re hungry.*
"Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast."
Don’t recall giving you access to every memory I’ve had at a store ever~
why the tilde?~
@@attackehhh We will never know~
and the whole time the other people in line are impatiently tapping their feet and looking at their watches
I love posts like this, it always makes me feel better about myself when I’m presented with proof that there are in fact people who get majorly overwhelmed in normal situations just like me
When the cashier is scanning the other guy's stuff and you're still struggling to jam your wallet into your pocket
Not even talking about the other people in the line judging you the whole time!
Sounds like a tuesday afternoon
accurate representation of what a "normal" fever dream feels like
And she’s calling a cab
As a cashier, we just don’t want you to wait on us cause it’s literally what we’re paid for, but the longer you take to put your change away, the longer we have before we get back to our other duties. At least that’s how it is at the concession bar at the movie theater. So many people apologize for taking a long time and I just jokingly say something like “oh yea, gotta be fast for that long line behind you” while gesturing to the empty lobby XD usually gets them to relax a bit
you seem cool, keep being you
that’s why i just swallow the change. makes everything go much faster
See, this is why I, a retail worker, give YOU the bag.
So you can ensure the bag doesn't set on fire BEFORE you fail to pick up the coins. Seriously, just use a claw motion picking up the note and coins, you'll get the ones that slip away...they ALWAYS slip away.
Gotta love that anxiety...
... You know, maybe it'll leave you like everything else you've fallen in love with
Tough to fall in love when you're so anxious you can barely talk to girls!
@@anonimanonim2710You can still fall in love with boys!
@@Quitobito I'm literally homophobic, as in phobia, not intolerance lol
@@anonimanonim2710 Watch out, there are gay people behind you!
@@Quitobito 🤣🤣🤣
Here's a Romanian joke:
"John, what's the meaning of disappointment?", asks the teacher.
"It's when you're walking on the street, there's a beautiful girl in front of you, but before you can talk to her, she gets on a bus."
"Great example! Alex (another guy, not a girl), what is the meaning of disappointment?"
"It's when you're walking on the street, there's a handsome guy in front of you, but before you can talk to him, he gets on a bus."
"O... kay. Bulă, what is the meaning of disappointment?"
"Disappointment is when you're walking on the street, Alex is walking behind you and there are no buses in sight!"
With how chaotic this is, I like to think “you have no hands” implies that suddenly your hands have disappeared.
And then you realize you're naked
We used to have cashiers do the bagging for you, but not since like 10-15 years ago when single use plastic got legally _discouraged_ in supermarkets, now you're expected to do a balancing act between bagging your own things in a tote bag and handle the payment. I've since evolved a coping strat of leaving the more difficult items to scan at the back of the conveyor belt to give me more time to bag everything and pay in time to not hold up the line. The worst is when old pensioners are fiddling with their shaky hands trying to bag their stuff at the end of check out, meanwhile I'm rushing to keep up with the cashier that finished scanning all my items and is already holding in her hands the next customers items for scanning while waiting for my payment and it gives me the worst anxiety that isn't even my fault for causing.
I'm glad to know the cashier also has social anxiety
And that's why self-checkouts are a blessing, especially when paired with a phone app that allows you to scan your stuff as you go through the store!
God bless Maxima
As a cashier, I purposefully make sure you don’t have enough time between receiving your change, receipt, and bag. I make sure to stare at you and assure you to take your time while you apologize. It’s in the universal cashier training book and I must say it’s very entertaining to our corporate deities
I’ve mentioned this in other posts, but as a former cashier: we
Usually like when you take your time to set up the change. We’re busting our asses all day for minimum wage, and you spending a few seconds doing the change gives us some rest time, however small, and sends a subtle message to the other shoppers that they should be chill about their groceries. No one likes the people who are speed demons with their cold cuts and bags of chips, either.
It’s ok, you’re doing fine, we’re happy you’re there, ya goofball. Don’t be so hard on yourself 😤👍✨
never been there but i can feel it somehow
The way cashiers always put the paper money in your hand and then the coins on top of it, so you have to use your off-hand holding your wallet to move the coins and put them somewhere while you put the paper in your wallet.
Also, every wallet I've ever owned is _exactly_ the width of a dollar bill. Which means that if either the money or the wallet isn't perfectly flat, it won't fit. It's almost like wallet designers keep forgetting that leather is a three-dimensional material with thickness and volume.
This is why I never pay with cash!! My card simply moans uncomfortably when I use it; it’s a bit awkward, sure, but it’s much better than accidentally triggering the end of the world.
LOL I love how quikly it goes from being given change to hell
Until a child falls in with you when you start screening, and he starts ascending back to the overworld
At the end it started to turn into a Dwarf Fortress item description.
"Aurasong is an image of a Angel of Meng, a full moon, three four-pointed stars, a cheese and three hundred fish. The Angel of Meng is surrounded by the three four-pointed stars. The Angel of Meng is screaming. The three hundred fish are cooking the cheese. The cheese is screaming. The three hundred fish are screaming. The full moon is screaming."
I used to work at a petrol station and we'd often get this taxi driver who had a thumb and pinky on one hand with a convex palm and an index and middle on his other hand with a concave palm. He'd come in at the beginning of his shift and would pay by cash to get change for the day. He did this awesome "slight of hand" thing to form a little pocket between his palms and fingers and when you poured the coins in, he never dropped a single one. None of us could figure out how he did it.
This is the drive thru experience for me every time. It's why I only ever order food through the app. No more having to awkwardly put away change or my card while the cashier is trying to hand me my drink. And the straw, because nobody these days understands that *_THE STRAW GOES IN THE BAG_*
Primitive ways, primitive punishment.
"If you're too slow putting your change away, you go to hell before you die" -Mario
Wow. I was like "yeah, this has happened to me before" up until about 0:08. That's when the similarities stopped, at least physically. Mentally, I'll never recover.
That's why I just throw the change in the shopping bag and figure it out when I get home.
Oh man, I hate it when that happens.
He abused the "take a penny leave a penny" tray in life.
This is why you have a Quick Junk pocket and you do the actual organizing afterwards
that went from 100-100 real fast
That's why you gotta donate those coins.
Well, that escalated quickly.
This is what anxiety feels like
Me with my credit card up my sleeve: I'll pay with my arm
Awful. I'm grateful for cards/internet. I dont even remember how money looks anymore.
This is unbelievably relatable...
exactly how anxiety feels
When your anxiety flares up.
A customer walks into a supermarket and asks where the bathroom is
Mad relatable
This is why I store my change in my mouth like a money chipmunk
*oh this is so relatable. Glad I wasn't the only one who had this happen*
You forgot the ten mile queue of angry customers who are only getting more and more impatient. They don’t say it, but you can feel it in your water…
This is why i throw the change in the plastic bag with my shopping
Most coherent anxious thoughts
Germany can do you one better: you have to simultaneously pack your quickly scanned items in your bag while paying and the person behind you gets suuuper annoyed if you're not fast enough. Even contactless paying can't save you from that trouble..
Had me in the first half
LMAO, this person has anxiety issues!
put those change into the shopping bag
Relatable.
as someone who was a cashier for 2 years i can confirm
where im from you are expected to fill the bag WHILE you are crying in flames and juggling coins and notes
That is why i hold out the wallet over the little plastic thingy so that the cashier puts the money in the wallet
I can confirm as someone who sometimes cashiers that this happens everytime
And the spaghetti falls out of your pocket
very relatable, it happens to me every tuesday
While you wait in line, take a look at your change. Remember what you got (what you can pay for "exactly"). Depending on your total, you will know whether you can pay it exactly or not - and because you know the coins you got, you know what to look for. If you don't have it exactly, hold the change put your shopping bag in your car, push the cart with your belly away so you make room. Where I live, every super market has an area to sort your stuff in but even if not, you're not in the way anymore.
way worse in germany where you have to pack your own bag while the cashier just hands you the ware.
or so the credit card ads would have you believe
Even at this era of qr payment, I feel like I'm not fast enough 💀
Stop being anxious.
Yes, this is retail.
Normally a stern look is enough to stop an overeager cashier, although sometimes I do have to remind them to let me put my money away before they start handing me things.
Literally happened to me yesterday, almost went into hell but the janitor helped me
so accurate i nearly cried laughing
Had the exact thing happen to me today, what a timing ^^;
I didn't even try to put it away though, just grabbed everything as it was and went to the car xD
Thats why I just throw the change in my bag
w-why is the cashier holding out my shopping bag? that is honestly the only unrelatable part of this, as i do go down to eternal damnation every time i pay with cash.
And then they hand you your receipt.
This gives me the same vibe of "Milk Inside a Bag Of Milk Inside a Bag Of Milk"
relatable
Pro tip: just put the change in the bag, and then sort them out later.
Or get a coin purse, whatever floats your boat.
*This is why you always have 3 of each denomination and 4 pennies*
Back in my days we expressed this happening with the hit song Convenience Store
Relatable
Pull the smarter move and just run away
Pro tip: eat your change.
He is just like me fr fr
Solace in this one.
“Coins only take about 3 seconds to put away for every 15 you have, where’d you get those numbers from?”
*i made them up, for dramatic effects*
SO FUCKING RELATABLE
I had to rewatch it because of all the shit going on here lol