Halo Season 2 Episode 7 - IM OFFICIALLY DONE! SO STUPID! - Angry Review
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AngryJoe is OFFICIALLY DONE and joins OtherJoe & Alex in giving their review of Halo Season 2 Episode 7 as we get the most RUSHED resolution to hanging threads in prep for the Final Episode! So STUPID! Here is why! Will it land the Finale?
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By "I'M OFFICIALLY DONE" can I assume we'll be back here next week?
Jesus Christ Is Coming Soon Repent Before Its To Late He Is The Only Way To Heaven 😊🙏✝️❤❤
Done mentally, but my man's got to get those videos out!
Ya, probably Lol got to get them clicks!!! 😅
@@atrmediaofficialwhat is Jesus Christ? Is that a candy bar
Yea its pathetic a three man team can't get game reviews out. This channel is dead
I’m getting flashbacks to The Witcher series, which eventually devolved into 2% Geralt, 98% side characters yapping.
Even season 1 was a majority of yennifer.
This is a very common thing in streaming shows. I have no clue if it’s a budget issue or just incompetency of the writers. They refuse to stay on the most interesting characters in the show
@@pineapplegamer6986 well with the witcher, we know cavill was the only reason roaches death wasnt made into a joke so I'll take an educated guess and say it's the writers.
Season 1 was worse for this, I wouldn’t mind showing more of other characters if it was showing us more of the UNSC leadership or Covenant but there’s this random girl with supernatural abilities from a fucking sand planet and space pirates getting screen time
These shows being ass matters dude.. like when normies watch these shows, they’re going to see dogshit and probably think, “Why do people like this?” They’re going to have no interest in getting into the source material that the shows are “based” off of and the shows SHOULD be attracting fans.
Alex was about to throw hands when OJ accused him of saying “Kwan was good.” 😂 You could see the fury in his eyes and body language. 😂😂
Blud has been without his armor for like 5 episodes, he finally gets it back, and doesn’t put the helmet once. Not even the final damn shot.
Nah next episode he is just gonna jump out of the pelican butt a$$ naked and blow up all the covenant ships and then land on the halo and have a threesome with the arbiter and maki and when the arbiter and chief bust at the same time the halo shoots a beam and blows up all the covenant in the galaxy
Fucking episode could’ve been redeemable if the Chief just had his fucking helmet on as soon as he got the suit and acted like fucking Chief😂, last 15 mins I just kept saying to my self. This is it he’s gonna put on the helmet 🥺 but noo fucking paramount 😢
Why they wanted to go so deep into John is beyond me…… I guarantee they got told he never takes the helmet off in the games they didn’t bother playing and they did this cause that sounded stupid to them. I swear that’s why we get this deep introspective into the man inside the suit.
@@Mythowars They based it "off the books" in which ALL spartans leave their helmets on. The actor was like the shitty stallone dredd movie. The actor must've just said " I don't wanna wear the helmet cuz muh career"
@@SupremeGrand-MasterAzraelAt least Stallone admited taking the helmet off was a mistake
John - KWON KWON 7
😂😂😂
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*slow clap*
@@atrmediaofficial Sky fairies are as real as la chupacabra
@@geelee1977 Why do you have a Christmas music playlist, then?
Yes let the rage consume you Joe!
Jesus Christ Is Coming Soon Repent Before Its To Late He Is The Only Way To Heaven 😊🙏✝️❤
Joe really needs to bring back Demon Joe. DJ hasn't been seen since DoomSlayer destroyed him in Hell.
“Oh shit its master chief”. “No wait thats doom guy” - Doom 2016 Review
@@ariseharbinger4799 Exactly dude👍😂👍
@@ariseharbinger4799 I liked his perfect explanation of Basketball.
There really isn't a single person alive or dead who could've done it better.
The writer's dont even know how constellations work. They're just groupings of stars as viewed from earth. They're actually nowhere near eachother.
I also hate how this show seems to be casting 'both sides' as warmongers. The human-covenant war is ENTIRELY the covenant's choice. Humanity was given no option.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed 😂 When Halsey started naming constellations in random parts of the galaxy, i definitely noticed. Constellations are only going to be recognizable from a planet. Not to mention Kwan somehow knew where all these star groups are based on a vision of a 2d cave drawing? WTF. That doesn't even make sense.
@@pauld.b7129 Ignoring how convenient it was that the rubble had a cave painting in it in the first place, yeah I noticed that was weird too.
Like if it was a 2d map she had to manipulate I could *maybe* see it, but then again why would the rubble's former planet be so important anyway?
Then again...the Fall of Reach had halo's coordinates be on a rock that fell onto a random planet. Yes Reach the game kind of fixed it but the original way of finding halo was also kind of weird.
@@pauld.b7129sense!? Whoah whoah whoah .....that's asking for a bit much don't you think?
@@pauld.b7129 stuff like that make me miss Stargate ":(
It's implied that Kwan drew the painting. That was her vision.
The people making this show:
Do not know what Halo is.
Do not know what the Spartans are.
Do not know how to make a story.
Have not passed 3rd grade
Do not have common sense, logic, creativity, originality, imagination.
Correct. Can't even thumb up now, 117 is perfect.
The people complaining about this show:
Have never read the books
Have never payed attention to the games
Think Master Chief is nothing but a suit of armor
@@reddishcarp1237 I've never even watched it and I can tell you it sucks
You're forgetting that the people writing this forgot what they wrote 2 minutes ago.
feels like they spin the bottle to decide who's going to write the next page.
Exactly
What happens when all you do is hire morons that think they can somehow do a better job than video game writers, or the authors to which wrote over a dozen novels.
What happens when all you do is hire morons that think they can somehow do a better job than video game writers, or the authors to which wrote over a dozen novels.
Well, Dany kinda forgot...
What did the HALO fan base do to deserve this actual torture!?!
How did writers like these end up in charge of this amazing ip?!?
I have so many questions and I will never get answers to any of these!
for allowing 343 to shit down their throats.
@@zachrohler1047 oh yeah… That’ll do it.
also there’s been a resurgence of people trying to say that Halo4 was actually good…
Its marxism. Destroying things we love and replace it with ”correct” versions.
Nothing to do with what we deserve. Has everything to do with whom jumped on the IP and made a television show first. They can give a fuck what the video game / original lore fans think.
Nepotism
No sgt Johnson...no pillar of autumn...nothing. this is the M night shilamon version of halo
That's the M Night Shyamalan spelling right there 😅
At least those movies are entertaining. Unlike this show.
"M night shilamon"
lol wtf
I don't care who it is, but whatever combination of writers/producers/show runners, is responsible for this show deserve to be black-listed in the filming industry. If not for life, at least 10-20 years. I wouldn't trust them with a local used car lot commercial...
The thing is the show is just bad, it's not even so bad it's good. Like Resident Evil the series, was at least hilarious in how bad it was. This is just sh-it.
There is halo Books, games, movies....and this is the best halo tv show they could do? Ffs. Just sad.
Fan films and fucking fanfiction leaves a better, more haloesqe taste lmao
Makes the Fall of Reach animation and Forward Unto Dawn look like master pieces
The show runners are self consuming, self indulging. As this trio puts it - they like to smell their own farts. This production is their bastardization of the Halo lore directed by what THEY want. Having nothing to do with the novels, games, or other mixed media.
What weighs heaviest for passionate Halo fans such as me is that so much of the casuals that define Halo now use this as the benchmark for story. AND IT FUCKING SUCKS.
It’s a masterpiece. Get used to watching it. It’s the show your children will be talking about.
@@DerkioNoAudio havent watched the last 3 episodes (I think, since reach fell and i gave up any hope on this timeline) and my kids have seen this. They thought it sucked. Almost as much as your opinion on this subject.
No Pillar of Autumn means no Johnson and no marines on Halo. And no Keyes obviously.
Keys will be a black woman, Johnson will be too. Just be glad this show hasnt bastardized them aswell.
@@zachrohler1047 🙄
@@deadheroz we could have had a bad ass Sgt johnson anytime. Instead they race swapped miranda and Jacob keys. If they wanted a black character, they had one of gaming's most iconic characters to begin with. Instead they race swap to pander.
Bet Soren is our Johnson
Only way they turn this around is if Master Chief goes into stasis and wakes up on the Pillar of Autumn and never takes off his mask again, Johnson (not even some random tech) teaches him how to look around and jump, the Keyes death scene was just a daydream, and Foe Hammer comes on the radio before the Covenant try to take over this ship. If all of that doesn't happen, this isn't turning around.
This episodes tile should be something like "How Makee Got Her Groove Back"...or "How Chief Got His Groove Back", or "How Halsey Got Her Groove Back"...or "How Kai Got Her Groove Back", or "How Kessler Got His Mom Back"....or "How Did These Writers Get Their Jobs Back?"...or "How Do I Get 7 Hours Back?"....
This is not, and never will be, Halo.
Cry, there are a whole lot more people that like it than the ones who don´t. A player talking, coz we know that for this to come ever back again with a new series is going to take fucking years so. Just understand, this is a series that is diferent
It's more hel no than halo
Gaylo
This whole comment is absolute delusion.@@user-xj3gx5tc6v
@@user-xj3gx5tc6v - yep, unpopular opinion, but I’m enjoying it. The writing is much better this season, and I’m looking forward to next season already.
"What's your name?"
"My name is Kwon, Kwon Halo"
Lol
"I am all the Spartans!"
Hahaha fuck. This got me good!
Kwon Halo: Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements.
A woman is all we need...
One of the biggest problems was having Paramount run it when it should have been HBO
Or literally anyone else. Even Netflix.
@@Aredel HBO is the only one with the track record and budget to successfully pull Halo off
Yup or amazon, hell give it to netflix
Yer after seeing the last of us show it made me even more pissed at the halo show
@@Rageousssprime video would slam it out of the park. Just look at reacher.
I recently went back and played the campaigns from Halo 1 - Halo 3 ODST and it’s crazy how good the story was in those games compared to the later games and especially compared to this TV series.
Yeah me to! I could of been so good
It*
Yep, they've got 3 seasons of gold without even looking at a book. I'm surprised the showrunners know how to feed themselves.
343 has better story then this show LOL 4 and 5 were not great but still better then master cheeks Infinite shows 343 has been learning something as well
She's LITERALLY The Chosen Kwan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
@@WithoutReward By the Gravemind that's not a good thing.
@@jesblazin4163what grave mind?
@@SWOTHDRA flood
@@jesblazin4163the writers have promised you freedom from a dying franchise, but you will find no salvation in this show.
After game of thrones, every hack writer thinks if they devote a bunch of filler to side characters it'll automatically be good
Or they think they'll be able to ride the money train for 10 years by the time you actually get any story in
Did Kwon get one of the stolen suits, put it on, and show Master Chief how it’s done?
They are hinting heavily to her inheriting Vannak’s suit.
Not Soren?
@@LopezzT😂what? No😅
@@LopezzTno they’re not lol.
soren will take vaniks suite and kwan will take riz suite and parez is gonna take kais suite and it will be spartaning time
Hallsey: "How are you doing that...?"
Kwan: "I AM THE CHOSEN KWAN!"
Hallsey: "Well, I guess it takes Kwan to know Kwan."
Chief hasn't worn his armor and helmet since episode fucking 1. We are now at episode fucking 8. Wow..
I'm sure this was an intentional middle finger to all the fans, in exchange for the fully warranted criticism. They just love shitting on their own audience
@@pauld.b7129 it's unbelievable I tried to excuse it but it is intentionally.
It's not about the money, it's about the message 🔥
The message is that men sucks and only women can fix things.
Master cheeks finally did it! Made joe mad in season 2
Why are you surprised Joe? Your hope towards the beginning was admirable
I'm sad it was actually really good for a long time lol
Foolish. But admirable none the less.
He's not an incel who wrote it off immediately because there were women and Black folks in it
@@vidmasterK1Tons of women in halo in general, I’m not sure you understand but it’s alright.
@@vidmasterK1 Halo has had main characters who are black and main characters who are women since the beginning. Sgt. Johnson and Cortana ring any bells for you? Foehammer? Maybe people just wrote off a bad show because it was bad. People like you are pathetic.
I like how the Soren and Michael Jackson side plot trying to find their son is still going on, and now they have been kidnapped so Soren has to find them 😂
The endless Mcguffin lol
😂😂😂😂 i haaaaaaaaate her face 😂
You know of course they kidnapped Soren’s wife they’re going to turn her into a spartan 3 as well. The good guys are known to not discriminate on who they decide to kidnap
this is like the Velma of Scooby Doo. Ppl clearly wanted to write their own story unrelated to the IP, but they had to use the IP just to get the greenlight.
And to attract viewers.
The Spartans are supposed to be soldiers but most of the time nobody follows orders, they declare their orders to be dumb that they know better and do whatever they want. Look i get the UNSC and ONI ain't the Glorius Freedom loving it's supposed to be but when your pushed back on the verge of extinction that stuff goes out the window, It's probably my biggest gripe with the show the tactics and Military not acting like any Military personal would act. Take Perez there is no way someone that shit in combat would be selected for the Spartan III program and the Spartan III's have no tactical sense at all. It's a crime to care these days cause they keep kicking Halo fans while they are down, We don't want a exact re-telling but at least respect the universe and it's Characters. Soren's wife who a few days ago told him she needs him to be angry and who pretty much tortured a man is now to horrified by Soren... you married a Pirate.... you were Slavers ... no consistency. and they killed off Vannak and got rizz out the only characters remotely acting like spartans. Im just so Disappointed
Welcome to the club lol. Join fans of marvel, dc, star wars, the witcher, star trek, lord of the rings, - the list keeps growing 🥲
" we don't want an exact retelling" fans have wanted that since the conception of Halo. A live action visualization of the games story which the games could not do compared to a cinematic show or movie.
I don't know exactly where or when adaptations meant change the entire storyline (even if they did show even a degree of respect to the lore/games) but it's gotta stop. I'd assume around the mid 2010s adaptations meant very loosely to not existently use source material.
"I'M DONE" Ok joe, we'll see you guys, next week
Right?
He's editing the episode right now ffs, lol.
@@BasementPepperoni and we love him for it
Calling it now. I bet they destroy the halo in episode 8
😂😂😂😂
100% I wouldn't doubt it ONE bit !!
And we wont see it blow up, because all the action (aka fall of reach) happens off screen
I can’t believe neither Joe or Alex predicted this! That’s CLEARLY what they’re leading up to! And once it’s destroyed, they’ll tease that there are “other” Halos out there. That way they can keep teasing Halo without actually taking the characters there!
They fire the Halo weapon and blame it on the covenant
They gonna pull a GOT Series finale on y’all and I stopped after 2
My favorite part was when Michael Jackson popped out of the shadows and moonwalked away to Neverland Ranch with Kessler.
L😂L
Look at it this way, Joe!
Now you can actually enjoy a good show like Shogun!
You only missed 4 episodes of Shogun, and you only need 4 hours to catch up with the rest of us. But then you get 6 more weeks of straight fire content with big viewership 😄
Finally!!
The hype and reviews were so big for that series I was hesitant originally going in to view it... But damn just that first episode pulled me in to that whole world and time period
Are they actually going to review that show?
love that show so far
I like how you kept writing after that first paragraph.
I would prefer that the 1st game was just the story with upraged cgi and live action actors instead of this shit
Honestly just scrap the actors and just do it all in the cutscene engine. The only thing actors bring is the need to show their face and show off their acting skills. Thats half the reason this show sucks
Let the team behind Red vs Blue make a Halo machinima as a full length movie and I bet they could do better than this.
Then you would just complain that the story isn't original enough and how if you wanted to see the same story you would just play the game.
@@XanKreigora movie has a beginning, middle and end. In a tv show you have to have relatable characters or else you would ask why do I care about this person being on the screen. You have to introduce the characters and if you do, you have to continue their stories unless they are around the main character.
@anthonycolon5138 honestly after seeing this I wouldn't
The halo tv show is the equivalent of doing a high school presentation on a book you never read
but they read the cliff notes that should be enough right? right???
Yeah but I got an B+ so... I wouldn't give this an B, not even passing.
No Pillar of Autumn... RIP I'm fucking sad!! 😢
Sergeant Major Johnson Watch Episode 16: Still no appearance.
Be glad Johnson isnt in this dogshit
Season 2 Episode 8: Still No Grunts
Most badass halo character 100%
show is so bad bro decided to not show up
@@Spillow-Che knows what the ladies like, and this ain't it
my favorite part was when miranda keys clicks open the forerunner thingy and says the magic line "now that's something". But the showrunners forgot to animate the object or something because the object literally just clicks open and sits there.
Yeah I thought that too. Nothing in that episode made any sense though so I just laughed.
Right I was like “no….no it wasn’t something
You didn't look hard enough, when the object opened, some dust or something came out.
Now that’s something
@@brandondiaz1118 also the fact that it did anything at all is also something. Maybe she just found it it's just a USB drive. Now that would be something.
Makee finding the Halo via surrounding stars made no sense because when she and John met there, it was broad daylight with no stars in sight.
Also the ring is actively orbiting a gas giant, so the position of those stars would be constantly changing.
I just thought about how they literally got 7 female main characters and then there is the master queef, ah yes the Arbiter is also a simp. The writing is so fucking horrible, nothing makes sense, people change their stances in mere seconds and the next scene everything is forgotten. Nothing makes sense.
This show gives me a headache.
What are we doing ?!?!?
This episode is just a 5 out of 10.
Another boring average episode.
Please cancel this show. And give us the fans an actual HALO show.
I give this ep a 4. Wasnt horrible but nothing good at all except seeing them on the halo for 2 mins
@@mentlincI agree
Make it a movie so it's got a budget. Maybe 2-3 parts like Dune
Joe bites his tongue and had to stop talking. That's how bad it was.
The marines and spartans are an absolute emotional joke. I used to love hearing the soldiers when I was playing through the games with all of their dialogue and funny moments. If they acted like the soldiers from the TV show while I was driving them around I would probably kill them myself lol.
for 2 seasons johnny rings has been deployed by the UNSC 3 times and has stolen a UNSC vehicle 4 times
UNSC security has to lock up those keys man!! 🔑 😅😂
@@paihobbes8680for sure feels like he is more insurrectionist than spartan lol
Please Joe don't quit watching the show. Your rage makes me happy. I need the laughs. Please
xD yess
Joe falls on the grenade every week for us. 😂
hes not...he always says this..hell review future episodes because its content and he profits off it
@@BarkerVancityah yes, people who earn money are evil
@@SHaris-wu2nehe... He never even said that! Don't put words in people's mouths! 😠
Episode 8 starts off with them telling John /Jimmy cheeks(aka Gomer Pyle USMC) that his armour was shipped to the wrong person by fedex, next scene john is fighting the covenant again without the armour, all of a sudden jimmy hears a loud commotion from behind and the guy who received his armour is killing the covenant left and right just like in the games.
The real MasterChief runs by jimmy cheeks super fast and smashes a creme pie right in his face all the while kicking covenant AS$ and hollering (LEEROY JENKINS) The End. 😂🤣😂🤣😂😛😛😜🤩🤩🤩
My favorite part is when John looks at the camera and says "It's Chiefing Time"
The crazy thing is the guys on r/halo love it. They downvote you into oblivion if you say anything bad about the TV show. Especially about season 2, which some of them think is the second coming of Jesus Christ.
I'm also trying to understand what they loved about this episode lol. I get that shows can be great without constant action but usually those shows have characters and other plotlines that are actually interesting.
I don’t know what Halo Reddit thread you’re on but the guys on R/Halo do not like it and are at the very least highly sceptical of it, at most very much hating it.
Those aren't halo fans. They're confused game of thrones fans.
Some Halo fans absolutely deserve the quality that's coming to them...
Many of them are bots or paid shills.
We need to find the writers and publicly shame them. This is top tier shit writing.
Nah leave them alone
@@SWOTHDRA In any other job in the world you get fired on the spot for doing a shit job. Just because the media space is WOKE infested it doesn't excuse them. Actions and consequences.
Master Chief > Master Cheeks
Master Queef
Gaylo
It was really weird that after seeing the old "Librarian" stand-in lady repeatedly, she vanishes when they're in the actual library
My favorite moment was when Miranda explains to Halsey that she missed that the second panel is about language and not "just math". While linguists use math all the time to decipher languages and any person with the knowledge of Halsey would immediately know that reapeating symbols that have a clear structure must be a language and when Kwan explains basic celestial dynamics to two of the most inteligent people in the universe.
Help me obi-Kwan your my only hope
😂😂😂
Halo doesn’t want to be compared to Halo. Absolute Joke
Halo forward onto Dawn was the best Halo we got. Even at the end we got to see Blue Team who was badass and they was all between 14-16 years of age plus the 15yr old Chief kept his Helmet on when Spartan Kelly & Spartan Fred took theirs off. Real Spartan 2s
They also demonstrated what competent leadership looks like in a nightmare situation.
And while even chief removes his helmet his face isn't shown
I thought about the series and I realized that Cortana being captured by the Covenant in the series is a massive mistake on the show creators' part. In the games, Cortana was the Pillar of Autumn's shipboard AI that was given to Master Chief to protect, so that she doesn't fall in the hands of the Covenant, because if she were to be captured, the Covenant would find the location of Earth and then go glass it. This series is so far removed from the games, it's not even funny.
The collectors edition of Halo Reach on the 360 came with Dr Halseys journal which covers the creation of the Spartans. That journal is better written and presented than a multimillion dollar show about Halo from Paramount. I would rather watch the Microsoft Reach commercials on loop for an hour than watch this show.
Yup! Eric Nylund wrote that journal. The guy who wrote halo the fall of reach novel.
Incredible works!
A lot of people claim bungie hated him and all the books.. but that's wrong. Bungie hated Microsoft for carelessly handing the Halo title over to someone to utilize without their permission. Today I look at all these half ass halo games and this terrible show... and I understand Bungie now for hating Microsoft and leaving.
'IM DONE WITH THIS, THIS IS GARBAGE!!'
*Comes back next week still*
This mentality everyone has is why we keep getting BS like this show
Atleast AJ needs it for content AKA money to live, rest of us have no excuse 😭
Its his job tho
@@alexdeghost2729Yea I added that right before you commented
I'm assuming people who hate this show aren't giving Paramount money? Surely they're pirating it.
Ya, I'm watching joe for fun. Not touching these series with a 10 foot long pole. But millions of undisciplined blobs are tuning in while simultaneously watching their phones half the time. Audiobooks while gaming/ work around the house is a much better choice.
The "rest of us" aren't watching the show. We're just watching Angry Joe's reaction instead.
I'm so glad I haven't seen a single second of this series. My Halo nostalgia will remain untainted.
They warned me, and I said it'll make sense soon. I said it'll all line up. It didn't. It doesn't. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN??!! Can it!!! Can it now!!!
It lines up like cooked spaghetti
Yeah, this shit was dumb
Joe- I WANT FAN FAIR!!!!!
Alex- I WANT GOOD WRITING!!!!!
Other J- I just don’t give a FUCK!!!!
Larry Moe and Curly gentleman 😂
It’s a sad state of affairs when all the halo irl style trailers and projects like forward onto dawn and night fall are a million times better on a third of the budget
And Forward onto dawn gave us Chief for only fraction of the total runtime, this show in both seasons has given us less Chief
It's ridiculous how the explosion the Spike can cause will out do the Halo itself. And Chief's coin is just a .25 cent coin, they couldn't make a special UNSC coin for detail 🤷
That..🤯!
That right there highlights the crap writing.
This spike they've created now makes the actual HALO pointless outside a luxurious vacation spot.
Now Oni has hand-held "Halo's.
@@dandreray1602 hahah seriously they must have been in the writers room thinking this was genius 🙄
And the covenant actually has the ability to create their own weapons (out of their ships if desperate) that can nuke a solar system.....
Game.over.humanity
I hate this show, but the spike is on star system wide scale and the halo is galaxy wide
The main question is... HOW TF DO THEY KNOW THE SPIKE TURNS A COVENANT REACTOR INTO A 10 TRILLION MEGATON BOMB!?!?!
This isn't a fight worth finishing
🤣😂
Exactly, just leave it unfinished and cancel season 3 entirely
We lost the battle and the war
Kwonbat Evolved.
I was done after Season 1. I started off like you Joe, optimistic, willing to accept it was gonna be different and i was even okay with Chief taking his mask off after some time. But the writing, the freaking writing man. It's Ring of Power bad. So i couldn't get myself to watch this season. So i come here to watch the season this way because i know it will be more entertaining than watching the actual thing
💯
The Rings of Power were a literal masterpiece compared to this. Honestly this isn't even worthy of the CW. I feel like almost nothing decent has happened in almost 16 hours of runtime.
That's actually a perfect comparison. Both shows are dog shit and neither respects the source material. Kwan "There is a Tempest in Me" Ha is of the most unlikeable characters I've ever seen on a show
@@pauld.b7129 yeah ROP at least has good effects and music and some beautiful shots. But to me both writing is bad and both butcher source material
Writers: We will put in a plot twist that a virus will make a ship blow up and destroy anything and everything. We can end it all there. Screw the story, lore, and the fans.
Paramount: Do it....
Why does everyone think so highly of Chief? What have we seen him do that was epic and heroic? What does he do that any of the other Spartans couldn’t do themselves? We’ve barely seen him do anything and even less in his armor. They gave him the same treatment to him that was given to Superman in justice league, having everyone love and admire him all of a sudden after nobody trusted him from his last movie.
Because of his implied past deeds of course 😂 Even though the show hasn't even done a good job of THAT. We really don't even have any reason to respect Spartans. They keep saying they're better, but we haven't seen it. They've made more of a big deal of their childhood trauma than their skills. Honestly the whole Spartan program was only alluded to in the games. We don't need any of these plotlines that have to do with developing Spartans at all. Nobody cares. They've really just changed the entire focus of what Halo is supposed to be. It makes me wonder how many women are in the writing room. Honestly I don't see men writing these storylines...
Guessing it’s a bunch of nonbinary writers
Forward Unto Kwan
ROTFL! You said it!
This show CAN'T be called Halo!! Fking disgrace, wtf Msoft was thinking when they allowed this shit
Microsoft hasn't given a shit about Halo since 2009. It's why original Bungie left.
They're only looking to milk this Title for money Nothing more.
@@WuunderboyCould've made a lot more money if it wasn't shit.
@@pauld.b7129 These Showrunners aren't interested in turning a profit anymore.
At this point, I think they’re just trying to artificially maintain whatever little “brand awareness” for the IP they have left by supplanting the diehards who left A LONG TIME AGO with the average idiot watching this on their couch who thinks THIS is “quality science fiction.”
ESG scores and investors are the customer, not the audience.
28:15 OJ: Alex said Quan was Good...
Alex: No I Didn't!
AJ: No! He said she's acceptable!
lol, as soon as they explained the spike blowing up a ship reactor that can wipe out a solar system. I instantly started wondering why the Covenant would bother with planet glassing fleets and troop carriers. Just send a drone that drops out of hyperspace near a sun and a reactor that blows up and does the same thing?
the cov use tech they found they dont make it
Besides Star Wars, Halo was one of my first lore attention grabbing stories. Something I still hold deep within me, that Halo is awesome in everyway. But the entire IP has been dragged through the poo-mud with every adaptation of it becoming a Movie or even a short story(real-life or animation), and IT'S SAD.. Just the platonic love story between Chief and Cortana, had me in tears of how beautiful it was.. "Don't make a girl a promise you can't keep".. still hits like a ton of bricks..
But imagining that that wasn't even in existence, just the fear and dread of the last bit of humanity fighting for it's survival against a over-powering force, is within itself to just be a great Main Storyline, and could easily make 20 seasons of profitable mess for any studio. THEN, even different from that, the story of the Flood and how all life in every universe can be destroyed by this infectious plague(who can even infect AI/programs)?? Is something that makes every Zombie story complete trash in any scope of detail..
Not to mention that the Humans and Covenant eventually put their differences aside to fight the greater enemy(Flood).. I mean wtf?? Deep deep lore, thousands of plot twists, and just good ole' eye-watering story to be had, even on a tight budget..
AND WE GET THIS SH*T?!?!?!?!?!? ... heart completely broken... could've at least had Chief and Cortana relationship building.. nope. maki. hit. I don't know about you guys, but I'm completely heart-broken :,(
It's a crime.
ITs an atrocity.
Ur completely right. You can't stamp the name of a massive franchise on a show (and accept all the publicity), and expect no comparisons to the franchise. It's asinine for the showrunners to assume this wouldn't happen.
The guy who is suppose to be playing Master Chief won't even wear the armor now, it was the helmet in season 1, now he won't even wear the fucking armor because he's more worried about being able to show some range of emotions and his body, to help him get his next role, then he is about portraying Master Chief from the games. This show is Fear The Walking Dead levels of bad
the writers really thought it was a good idea to remove iconic characters that bring some life into the halo franchise like sgt johnson with weird shitty characters like Makee and Kwan & kessler/soren’s wife that’s so badly shoved in.
Funny to think that Halo's lore has been ruined twice.
Once when 343 retconned Forerunners to be a different species to Humans, going directly against the reveal in Halo 3 "You ARE Forerunner, but this ring is MINE" Same species, confirmed multiple times.
And now again with the "Silver Timeline" which is Halo in motif only.
Yes, unfortunately many idiots will still try to claim that 343i never retconned the Forerunners. 343i completely destroyed all mystery surrounding Ancient Humanity/Forerunners and the Flood.
no the choice to make forerunners not humans was the best choice ever, would have been so damn lame otherwise. the forerunner history , the human forerunner war ext was great , but if things went how you wanted we would have got none of that. just another sci fi story where humans are the best ever... boring
@@ronuss Wrong. The Forerunners are way over explained and boring in 343i lore. Also, it still doesn’t change the fact that they RETCONNED A STORY THEY DIDN’T CREATE.
@@ronuss We don’t need everything explained. Mystery is a good thing. Also, it’s not “How we wanted.” It’s literally how the creators of the IP intended it to be. 343i has desecrated Bungie’s creation.
@@alexschneider8494actually bungie were still not 100% sure on what to do and it wasn't 343i that started. actually it started to change back in h3 with the terminals actually
Yeah… that was no good. It honestly upsets me seeing this. It’s not Halo.
How do we have an entire season where not a single grunt shows up on screen?
i have that same halo (off-brand) toy AR. years ago, when it was beeing sold, my dad bought it and painted it to resemble the actial AR for me when i was sick. we played halo 1 together and he was suprised when he ran into it in a toy section.
They tease the flood, I mean even had the symbol for the flood in the episode but I bet we don’t really get the flood
They don't have the CG budget
I can’t see this show getting another season unless they increase the budget massively.
We are 2 seasons in and only now reaching the halo... The flood would be like 2 seasons away
@@MaMastoast
We got through Fall of Reach in one episode. We might see the Flood in the finale.
It’ll probably be some guy named Mr. Flood. He’ll be a literal demon or some bullshit
The signs above the door are a warning about the flood apparently
No thats a forerunner sign
@@raz1980. For flood research. Please go and do some research
@@Slayer1235ishGod I fucking hope not.
And why the flood.....because zombie flicks are easy
@zachrohler1047 It was clearly the Flood. A Forerunner facility. With what seemed like the corpse of a life worker, surrounded by a bunch of sample vials, that Halsey insists on referring to as a 'Library'... that freaks out and starts locking down when the vials are compromised (Presumably a containment measure), and then the segment ends in a 'History' of the civilisation that shows the galaxy being consumed by something represented in red (Clearly hostile), which Kwan refers to as a 'Growth' whilst thinking about her vague, unstoppable Monster.
If that's not meant to be Flood, it's the most annoying mis-direct of all time.
Like Jar Jar, Kwon is the key to all of this.
“This was one of the best Kwan moments.”
“What? She didn’t even do anything.”
Exactly. That’s the best she’s got.
Kwan and Makee save the universe! Halo what? What's that? This is the Kwan and Makee show!!
God I wish Halo was given to people who know how to make it LMAO, in regard to both the show and the game 😂
It was worse than a layup. It was 15 chances at a layup. Over. and. Over. and. Over. How can you miss a layup 15 TIMES IN A ROW!?!?!?!?!
By intentionally missing
28:19 to 28:45 OJ: "Alex said Qwan was good"
Alex gets mad and goes on a rant 😂😂
So this show officially broke you Joe and honestly I am not surprised they went this stupid for halo show.
The writing was on the wall already in the first episode of season 2 (ignoring s01).
LET ALEX SPEAK
this series REEKS like each director did not like each other’s ideas what to do with the show and kept trying to rewrite the characters importance in the series in EACH SUBSEQUENT EPISODE.. meanwhile the producers are just trying to keep the story together and on script lol😂😂😂
He puts the suit on, they show everyone else in the entire universe with a helmet on, yet he just carrys his around. Not like there's a war on lol
Its ridiculous
KWON OUTTA 10 WE MADE IT BOYS
I asked Google Gemini to write me a script for episode one of a halo television show, and it was by far better than anything these people made
I believe this.
Thats why writers need to be replaced
I think the whole point of introducing the UNSC spike grenade USB thing is that in season 3 they are going to blow up the Halo with it due to the lack of Pillar of Autumn.
Still it doesn’t excuse the bad writing….
We have a random asshole who knows NOTHING about the franchise... writing this show
Ahmadu Garba
To prevent more disappointment watch SHOGUN miniseries and react to it.
Wait! Is it finally Shogun time?
so glad I never bothered to watch this train wreck of a show
The problem with the size of the explosion is; Even if you 100% efficiently convert all the mass in the atoms of a ship into energy, you still wouldn't have enough energy to do what the show says. Like even if you made the fusion drive fuse every atom in the ship, it still wouldn't do it.
The fact that Microsoft/Xbox green lighted this POS of a Halo show, says everything. No one involved knows a single thing about making something good. Halo absolutely should have been movies with a great director and a great writer. People exist that could of done that.