KITH - No Chocolate Diet.wmv

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
  • Gotta lose some weight - but the chocolate keeps calling

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  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 3 роки тому +41

    This is like, brilliant middle aged humor. How the hell did these guys write this stuff in their early 20s?

    • @ld393
      @ld393 3 роки тому +6

      Agreed! I have often wondered this about KITH sketches!!

    • @deadheaders86
      @deadheaders86 2 роки тому +5

      Because thirty years ago...you were way ahead of the game by ones twenties..

    • @NoctuaOlivae
      @NoctuaOlivae 2 роки тому +2

      @@deadheaders86 let me guess, you were in your twenties thirty years ago. Either you weren't in your twenties then and you're just going off what you've been told, or you were and you're just being nostalgic. Whatever the case I guess I have an excuse not to put any weight in your opinion. I mean I feel like anyone who makes a statement like that has to be biased somehow.

    • @deadheaders86
      @deadheaders86 2 роки тому

      @@NoctuaOlivae More thoughts, less feeling @Assic

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers Рік тому +2

      Most of what they wrote was based on family members and friends of theirs. I’m sure a few of them were middle aged.

  • @TokyoXtreme
    @TokyoXtreme 4 роки тому +37

    2:16 Dave’s pillow matches the garbage can lid almost perfectly. Great editing here, especially with the final shot of the pillow returning to its original shape after Dave races back to the kitchen.

  • @brandonletzko4239
    @brandonletzko4239 Рік тому +5

    The satisfying snap as he bites into the chocolate. Now I want a giant bar.

  • @patrickdoring7149
    @patrickdoring7149 4 роки тому +33

    GO DOUGIE!!

  • @Yourname942
    @Yourname942 2 роки тому +13

    this is me but with bagged sour candy

  • @juanelorriaga2840
    @juanelorriaga2840 3 роки тому +12

    He’s running around the woods at night in boxers looking for chocolate hahaha

  • @mikecleary4988
    @mikecleary4988 2 роки тому +7

    " Go Dougie ! " I love it.

  • @patmandew22
    @patmandew22 3 роки тому +29

    This is exactly what it's like to quit dope

    • @rexasaurus3853
      @rexasaurus3853 3 роки тому +3

      And meat..

    • @JonathanRodd
      @JonathanRodd 3 роки тому +7

      This is basically what it's like to quit any addictions, bad habits or dependencies. Whether it's a chemical addiction or psychological.

    • @leahcimolrac1477
      @leahcimolrac1477 Рік тому +1

      @@rexasaurus3853 but have you ever eaten venison?

  • @rabidrabbitshuggers
    @rabidrabbitshuggers Рік тому +2

    This sketch perfectly describes the hell of dieting when there’s good food in the house

  • @butchrowerakamannyfraker955
    @butchrowerakamannyfraker955 3 роки тому +7

    Early 90s hockey was so good

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 2 роки тому +5

    The shadow of his hair as he runs back downstairs, HAHAHAHA!

  • @christosyal5883
    @christosyal5883 3 роки тому +5

    Dave Foley pretty much looks like this character now, but with white hair.

  • @longtail4711
    @longtail4711 12 років тому +32

    I'll join a health club. Eat all the chocolate I want.
    ...
    where the hell am I?
    Man, how many times have I found myself out in the woods in my underwear munching a chocolate bar and said that! XD

    • @matthewsmith3078
      @matthewsmith3078 3 роки тому +2

      Only happened to me twice.

    • @sarahs7669
      @sarahs7669 2 роки тому +2

      My sister and I quote it all the time.

  • @danbrennan7348
    @danbrennan7348 4 роки тому +14

    1:11 Kitty!

    • @JonathanRodd
      @JonathanRodd 3 роки тому +1

      OMG I NEVER NOTICED THE KITTY BEFORE! :D
      That's it, this has just been elevated to best KITH sketch ever.

  • @davVver8000
    @davVver8000 Рік тому +1

    Elite. Just elite. I’ve always loved this one.

  • @maxheadrom3088
    @maxheadrom3088 3 роки тому +4

    This is great! The story, acting, editing, sound, sets! Fantastic!!!! These kids are in my hall now!

  • @karenmilcarek8299
    @karenmilcarek8299 3 роки тому +8

    Dave looks like Charlie Chaplin in this one.

  • @bootlegottawa613
    @bootlegottawa613 15 років тому +5

    THIS is my fav KITH skit!!!! Thanks.

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 3 роки тому +7

    That's a big ass candy bar.

    • @PatTheBatmanFan
      @PatTheBatmanFan 3 роки тому +4

      It’s a Pound-o-Chocolate

    • @JonathanRodd
      @JonathanRodd 3 роки тому +3

      That it is. But it's not unrealistic. You can totally find those huge chocolate bars in stores all over the place. I think they're more common around Christmas & Easter.

    • @John_McDonnell
      @John_McDonnell 11 місяців тому +1

      Tell him about the Twinkie.

    • @Sybertek
      @Sybertek 4 місяці тому

      ​@@John_McDonnellwhat about the Twinkie?!

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d Рік тому +3

    I laughed at this sketch when I was a skinny teen, now as a 44 year old with a gut I cry.

  • @Graceamazimg
    @Graceamazimg 4 роки тому +8

    The slow motion trash throw

  • @rennieHughes
    @rennieHughes 4 роки тому +15

    This is my 2020 reality.

  • @amydong2586
    @amydong2586 3 роки тому +5

    I am like that with Cheetos

  • @leahcimolrac1477
    @leahcimolrac1477 Рік тому +1

    Every addict understands this

  • @fruitandveggies24
    @fruitandveggies24 13 років тому +9

    Hahaha, I love this one. Story of my life!

  • @Wesblumarine
    @Wesblumarine Рік тому

    This was totally me quitting cigarettes.

  • @knowpassword
    @knowpassword 9 місяців тому

    That’s my gut.. 👍 🍫

  • @MapleBalls
    @MapleBalls 3 роки тому +3

    Stupid Addiction! :(

  • @jeffsims8270
    @jeffsims8270 2 роки тому +2

    What's that powder he sprinkles onto the chocolate bar?

  • @Graceamazimg
    @Graceamazimg 4 роки тому +2

    LoL

  • @rusher1977
    @rusher1977 4 роки тому +4

    I went to the store the other day to get some groceries. When I walked inside the store I noticed that there was an old man. He must have been about 80 years of age. Anyways, this old man was doing the strangest thing. He was holding 2 ketchup bottles. One in each hand and was holding them out in front of him and he was pointing them towards everybody that would walk past him and I just watched for a few minutes and then this little girl walked right up to him and I could not believe what she said to him it was so funny. She said h

  • @stefs7141
    @stefs7141 3 роки тому +1

    Sounds like something Louis CK would write about

  • @Uncle-Jay
    @Uncle-Jay 3 роки тому +1

    The video's quality is so shit I can't see what that white stuff is. Is it talc? Is it bug poison?

    • @isaacxi3514
      @isaacxi3514 3 роки тому

      think its old school toilet cleaner.

    • @russell2952
      @russell2952 2 роки тому

      I assume it's rat poison

    • @troutymctrouttrout3809
      @troutymctrouttrout3809 Рік тому +3

      Every Canadian household had a cannister of Comet in those days lol.

  • @kuriaki71
    @kuriaki71 3 роки тому

    😂