How To Write A POP Song!

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  • Опубліковано 28 тра 2024
  • Today I am taking a step back to teach you how to write a crappy, generic pop song! :D

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  • @PhatPoodles
    @PhatPoodles 8 років тому +2066

    How to write a pop song
    1. Fucking don't

    • @Nickball97
      @Nickball97 8 років тому +12

      +Phat Poodles Actually, Anthony would kindly disagree

    • @Adam-cs2qm
      @Adam-cs2qm 8 років тому +1

      +Nicolas Arango Yeah but what does Cal think of pop?

    • @PhatPoodles
      @PhatPoodles 8 років тому +15

      +Nicolas Arango cal chuchesta is the only good pop artist. The new CALassic: 10en/10

    • @labriezalka9026
      @labriezalka9026 8 років тому

      +Phat Poodles this is it

    • @metalhed636
      @metalhed636 8 років тому +2

      I think Rick Astley takes the cake....

  • @TheAMboom
    @TheAMboom 8 років тому +7324

    How to write a pop song: You don't, you get someone else to write it for you

    • @Bkens023
      @Bkens023 8 років тому +48

      Michael Jackson

    • @Bkens023
      @Bkens023 8 років тому +73

      He wrote almost all of his songs

    • @Bkens023
      @Bkens023 8 років тому +7

      +An Apathetic William oh okay

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 8 років тому +36

      How to write a pop song: Hire Max Maven.

    • @krabkoretv6479
      @krabkoretv6479 8 років тому +20

      Honestly I can think of more pop artists off of the top of my head that write (or at least take part in writing) their own music than artists that don't. Besides, who the fuck cares? Not all singers are necessarily good songwriters and vice-versa. If it sounds good to me, I'll listen to it, I don't care if the person singing happens to be the composer or not.

  • @thomasfowler8212
    @thomasfowler8212 5 років тому +1477

    You missed out the words 'yeh, yeh, yeh' and 'baby' for the lyrics

  • @edge3220
    @edge3220 5 років тому +875

    4:15 That's not even a joke. That's literally what the radio sounds like.

    • @YTStyxin
      @YTStyxin 4 роки тому +22

      yes

    • @timothymallonjr4659
      @timothymallonjr4659 4 роки тому +15

      Seriously

    • @brushot
      @brushot 4 роки тому +10

      Bcuz of how the radio pick up frequencies?

    • @riso9059
      @riso9059 4 роки тому +23

      @@brushot because of how shit pop is

    • @SGroink
      @SGroink 4 роки тому +7

      @@riso9059 literally and figuratively

  • @ericthehighlander
    @ericthehighlander 8 років тому +4677

    You forgot to put in an incredible, over-abundance of auto tune in.

    • @Tezla_Insanity
      @Tezla_Insanity 8 років тому +34

      yep

    • @MarkLee1
      @MarkLee1 8 років тому +60

      That's prog pop.

    • @Matmax42
      @Matmax42 8 років тому +52

      and pitbull in the midlle of the song

    • @metaltom2003
      @metaltom2003 8 років тому +14

      +Matmax42 or an actual pitbull

    • @Matmax42
      @Matmax42 8 років тому +8

      +metaltom2003 there is no pop song without pitbull anyway :)

  • @shantanukhandkar
    @shantanukhandkar 5 років тому +2134

    You forgot auto-tune and an unrelated rap section

  • @FierceMotorworks
    @FierceMotorworks 5 років тому +1068

    you forgot one drum beat: Richard Benson

    • @iiL06
      @iiL06 5 років тому +15

      Lol😂

    • @popefranciss
      @popefranciss 4 роки тому +48

      richard benson richard benson richard benson

    • @leon.g280
      @leon.g280 4 роки тому +34

      I can hear this comment

    • @dreugh424
      @dreugh424 4 роки тому +3

      @@wrathfulhabanero9742 Ok, boomer.

    • @jonnypayne598
      @jonnypayne598 4 роки тому +17

      Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson.

  • @rosaindica7896
    @rosaindica7896 4 роки тому +120

    I m glad there are still people who understand what music means and spread the knowledge. Artwork is constantly degrading for money and fame.
    I never listen to radio or TV. So glad I live in the age of internet and I can surf some really underrated talented musicians

  • @adriellightvale8140
    @adriellightvale8140 5 років тому +851

    1:47 You just gave your dogs an entirely new opinion of you.

    • @lemmykilmister5293
      @lemmykilmister5293 5 років тому +57

      Dog was like your not good stripper

    • @Punkpsychobilly
      @Punkpsychobilly 5 років тому +45

      I’m sure they already knew that side of him after being subjecting to living in the same house over the years

    • @CaptiveReefSystems
      @CaptiveReefSystems 5 років тому +17

      😂 They didn't have a clue what was happening..

    • @78jeldre
      @78jeldre 5 років тому +10

      Poor dogs

    • @FRhinestone_yt
      @FRhinestone_yt 4 роки тому +7

      I'm pretty sure his dogs have seen more than that before 😂

  • @bazil_b4567
    @bazil_b4567 6 років тому +715

    Where’s the rap bridge with completely unrelated lyrics?

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 років тому +22

      That's like an crossover pop song.

    • @jtd798
      @jtd798 5 років тому +11

      "Alien sex"

    • @noursarhan8695
      @noursarhan8695 5 років тому +15

      *cough* Cardi B in "Girls like you" *cough*
      And many more...

    • @X0E12
      @X0E12 5 років тому +11

      Don't forget to keep rapping your name throughout your whole part if you wanna sound like Cardi B

    • @matthiasdjveitmanndajenth5365
      @matthiasdjveitmanndajenth5365 5 років тому +1

      Ikr and why is there drums.... no pop song has drums

  • @icetea_94
    @icetea_94 4 роки тому +125

    1:48 The dogs are like “wtf are u doing -_- ?”

  • @depressedsquidward4254
    @depressedsquidward4254 5 років тому +794

    Steve, you forgot the most important thing in pop music..
    *Auto tune*

    • @TheBombyExtra
      @TheBombyExtra 4 роки тому +59

      *And Sexual Refrences*

    • @0x8badf00d
      @0x8badf00d 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/K_U7ejfOuV0/v-deo.html

    • @MariahHernandez15
      @MariahHernandez15 3 роки тому

      Oskar Skog i was already watching that but i didn’t finish it

    • @cringe9193
      @cringe9193 3 роки тому

      @@0x8badf00d Ive watched that video before also i found that metal band from that video their awesome

    • @8ballzillaawesomeness824
      @8ballzillaawesomeness824 2 роки тому

      oH yeEaAHhH

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon 8 років тому +2979

    You forgot the most important lesson. AUTOTUNE!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF AUTOTUNE!!!!

    • @TinyDrPhil
      @TinyDrPhil 8 років тому +3

      lol

    • @riga2391
      @riga2391 8 років тому +27

      +Stefan Perko I am pretty sure that in metal, the autotune is considered somewhat like an heresy

    • @MrDaedraeda
      @MrDaedraeda 8 років тому +4

      +BlackburnBigdragon I think he implied it as he said that you need no musical talent at all. But we have to be fair. There are many four chord songs out there.

    • @brendangibson8200
      @brendangibson8200 8 років тому +4

      +Stefan Perko Pitch correction and autotune aren't the same thing

    • @brendangibson8200
      @brendangibson8200 8 років тому +4

      I'm a producer dude. I own autotune. I know what it does xD A vocoder is something different entirely

  • @coppercorsair1020
    @coppercorsair1020 7 років тому +1073

    Guys, we need to invest in Steve T memes while shares are still cheap

  • @kybamclane9357
    @kybamclane9357 4 роки тому +45

    6:36 "Those aren't lyrics! Those are things drunk people say!" My favorite line. So true.

  • @ellawarren9188
    @ellawarren9188 4 роки тому +40

    I lost it when he bumped the dog’s face😂😂😂

  • @Bfolks84
    @Bfolks84 5 років тому +3512

    This guy is like the coolest nerd ever.

    • @78jeldre
      @78jeldre 5 років тому +55

      Wait HE'S A NERD I didn't know that (no I'm not trying to be mean)

    • @Nightmare-ux4eb
      @Nightmare-ux4eb 5 років тому +13

      Yeah man...

    • @doris4469
      @doris4469 4 роки тому +26

      Yeah he's kinda annoying but he's nice

    • @mathewstain9079
      @mathewstain9079 4 роки тому +10

      The beatles is a Pop band and he said that pop is crap and no skill writing and no need to playing instrument

    • @mathewstain9079
      @mathewstain9079 4 роки тому +7

      Im french sorry for my english 🙃

  • @acousticmario6109
    @acousticmario6109 5 років тому +1216

    All i could her during the pop loop was "richard benson,richard benson,richard benson"

  • @Conan2403
    @Conan2403 4 роки тому +231

    "Those aren't lyrics! Those are things drunk people say"
    There isn't more to say.

    • @Xghxstly
      @Xghxstly 3 роки тому +1

      The word your looking for is pop

    • @Xghxstly
      @Xghxstly 3 роки тому +1

      Pop=poop

    • @biivamunner3122
      @biivamunner3122 3 роки тому

      @@Xghxstly incredibly original
      i've never heard that one before

    • @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer
      @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer 3 роки тому +1

      Shlomo ahuno Filifos! Seeing a fellow Suryoyo in a random comment section kind of made my day. Always a pleasant surprise... makes it feel like we're not so few after all :)

    • @Conan2403
      @Conan2403 3 роки тому +1

      @@The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer Bshayno Ahuno rhimo! Suryoye have always had a strange type of humour...
      God bless you. ☦️

  • @colbyculver5782
    @colbyculver5782 4 роки тому +337

    4 minute song Queen song
    Me: I love this
    Pop people: what the hell this it’s way to long

    • @hellforsale
      @hellforsale 4 роки тому +42

      Queen is incredible

    • @colbyculver5782
      @colbyculver5782 4 роки тому +11

      Yes they are

    • @hickorymccay2994
      @hickorymccay2994 4 роки тому +15

      *Plays pop people Echoes*

    • @str.1913
      @str.1913 4 роки тому +20

      Slipknot - iowa: 15 minutes, starts at 2 minute
      Pop fans: where is lyrics??? Its only women screaming!

    • @CobaltLancer
      @CobaltLancer 4 роки тому +13

      Colby Culver
      Any Metal Intro
      *_Me:_* Awesome!
      *_Pop/Rap People:_* Does it have lyrics or is it just an instrumental?
      Yup. Unfortunately that’s what you’ll always hear them ask (mainly because pop and rap songs either have 3 second intros or no intros). They even think metal intros are ridiculous and always say “mETAl iS sTUpID bECaUSe tHEy PlAy 3 mInUTeS fIRst beFOre tHEy sTArT tO sINg”. I’m always asked that -_-

  • @enzo17_33
    @enzo17_33 6 років тому +635

    My teacher showed us this in music class, after a student requested it. Believe me, she was not ready for the boots tiity cat.

    • @IndieTimberStudio
      @IndieTimberStudio 5 років тому +60

      How about the “Public Bathroom ‘Song?’”

    • @mattb6646
      @mattb6646 5 років тому +6

      speediest comic that is awesome, haha.

    • @Marishahh
      @Marishahh 2 роки тому

      Rap God is like Tyburn b. Duygytbt6iftuu7ur8oj6oe6hj66thjyutiuuegi72euutuioyyyogiuurtefgiiurgiyirrgy9uogyrrsyiiorgruregguo823vrv gf 44i4iyuguivdjjgufrsuui

    • @Jmilillo
      @Jmilillo Рік тому +2

      Coolest teacher ever!!

    • @kyriley4075
      @kyriley4075 Рік тому

      Boots City cats boot boots tidy cats boots cats tits

  • @BrosselLP
    @BrosselLP 8 років тому +1197

    Stevie you forgot something!
    The chorus doesn't even need lyricas at all! You can just go "Oooooh, ooooooh, ooo--oooo-oo-oo-oooh!" the entire time! Like that people won't have to remember any lyrics!
    And also, use autotune. It's great, shitty singers sound great, and if you're a good singer, use it anyways, it's sound soooo good!

    • @wazzap500
      @wazzap500 8 років тому +9

      Ye like those Soccer songs. Fuck this Genre

    • @BrosselLP
      @BrosselLP 8 років тому +5

      UrbanDanger ! So bad.

    • @BrosselLP
      @BrosselLP 8 років тому +1

      ***** :3

    • @daniiiba2633
      @daniiiba2633 8 років тому +9

      +Brossel Or repeat the same word or two twenty times, forty times in the last chorus xD

    • @BrosselLP
      @BrosselLP 8 років тому

      Danii Iba Exactly!

  • @ThunderSpecial
    @ThunderSpecial 4 роки тому +84

    I whip my butt back and forth
    I whip my butt back and forth
    I whip my butt back and forth
    THAT'S MY POP SONG

  • @BarryWhiteStuff
    @BarryWhiteStuff 4 роки тому +66

    1:55
    Kid: mum what's that man doing
    Mum: um....

    • @lenny_cat114
      @lenny_cat114 4 роки тому +2

      He's Dance Humping His Imaginary Girlfriend

    • @elchicopajaro5179
      @elchicopajaro5179 4 роки тому +2

      Mum: get in the house
      Kid: but muuum
      Mum: GEt iN tHE HoUsE!!!

    • @sarah_1108
      @sarah_1108 3 роки тому

      Lol 🤣🤣

  • @demonking5971
    @demonking5971 6 років тому +492

    Steve dancing to that loop was the greatest fucking shit I've ever seen on the internet

  • @DSMStudios
    @DSMStudios 7 років тому +1887

    This guy is a genius.

    • @TheBlashMusic
      @TheBlashMusic 7 років тому +10

      Literally quite the opposite

    • @DSMStudios
      @DSMStudios 7 років тому +5

      TheBlashMusic True xD

    • @TheBlashMusic
      @TheBlashMusic 7 років тому

      Pretty funny tho

    • @anordinarynobody2443
      @anordinarynobody2443 7 років тому +52

      Yeah, he's a true genius

    • @imrozzahan7328
      @imrozzahan7328 7 років тому +15

      DSM Studios , This guy is a genius. But you are a dumbass. You are good for nothing but poop songs. Pop is not for you.

  • @evanlewis9313
    @evanlewis9313 4 роки тому +67

    5 steps to Writing a pop song
    1.) Suck at instruments
    2.) Sing about your Girl Friend, and how sad you are that she left you.
    3.) have people write the song for you
    Instead of actually writing it yourself
    4.) Be as repetitive as could be
    5.) suck in general

    • @kyriley4075
      @kyriley4075 Рік тому +1

      My first pop song will sound like this: ooo oh oohhhhh oooooohh oooo

    • @kyriley4075
      @kyriley4075 Рік тому +1

      For ten minutes

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal 10 місяців тому

      You forgot about 6. Autotune the SHIT out of your voice to compensate for your lack of vocal talent

    • @rafaelpereiragomes1735
      @rafaelpereiragomes1735 Місяць тому

      Actual step 5: Use autotune that will make you sound inhumane in the worst way possible.

  • @brushot
    @brushot 4 роки тому +26

    As a producer, I can confirm that this is good beginner pop music!

  • @aizatsyafiee4090
    @aizatsyafiee4090 6 років тому +378

    'You gonna grab your guitar and.....pffffffffffffffffff....."😂😂

  • @Zallard
    @Zallard 5 років тому +1096

    me: *sleeping at night*
    mosquitos: 2:11

    • @makaylanicole2735
      @makaylanicole2735 5 років тому +28

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂

    • @Izaac1337
      @Izaac1337 5 років тому +21

      I can relate.

    • @felixrr7381
      @felixrr7381 5 років тому +8

      made my day lmao 🤣

    • @Carbon2861996
      @Carbon2861996 5 років тому +27

      Me: Turns off ringtone
      my phone:

    • @udhi_gn3893
      @udhi_gn3893 5 років тому +7

      Steve definitely has some potential in brass instruments and may develop his own trumpet embouchure

  • @11037_kuwata
    @11037_kuwata 4 роки тому +40

    That Ozzy Osbourne seat cover at 4:21 when he's listening to the bathroom one XD

  • @8d932
    @8d932 4 роки тому +74

    When Stevie tries to make a bad sounding pop song it still sounds better than mosy mainstream pop songs

    • @kyriley4075
      @kyriley4075 Рік тому

      Musician

    • @rafaelpereiragomes1735
      @rafaelpereiragomes1735 Місяць тому

      Well, at least there's actual drum beats and a better bass than what contemporary low-budget Popstars and Rappers use. There's none of that ticking beat or farting bass that they use.

  • @jazzetienne2285
    @jazzetienne2285 7 років тому +674

    Unfortunately, this is one of the best pop songs I've heard all year.

    • @Mr.Goldbar
      @Mr.Goldbar 7 років тому +13

      Jasmine Etienne because he actually knows how to make music

    • @amireal5458
      @amireal5458 7 років тому +4

      Jasmine Etienne no it's not stop trying so hard edgy bitch

    • @jazzetienne2285
      @jazzetienne2285 7 років тому +15

      BLXCKMXG3 Oh good, so you absolutely know what pop songs I'd heard last year, enough to know this isn't better than most. good to know.

    • @aryamanneelakantan7882
      @aryamanneelakantan7882 7 років тому +1

      Reese Tiller is on FIRE!!

    • @remote8761
      @remote8761 7 років тому +7

      We all know it wasn't. Nobody would listen to that shit.

  • @franciscogomez8352
    @franciscogomez8352 7 років тому +369

    pop fans can get as mad as they want but most of this is so true.

    • @orangeflower2797
      @orangeflower2797 7 років тому +26

      yep unfortunately..there are some talented pop artists but well the shitty ones are taking over

    • @matteopossamai1103
      @matteopossamai1103 7 років тому +27

      More like "The music I like is made without passion, for masses(most of which are kids), and with the only aim to grab money, I should be ashamed of myself. It is also easy to make. "

    • @WhoBlah21
      @WhoBlah21 6 років тому +7

      Nope not even close, his definition of pop music is juvenile and cringy reminds me a lot how me and my friends were like in high school thinking that metal is epitome of all music.

    • @freeze9842
      @freeze9842 6 років тому +2

      WhoBlah u make me cringe

    • @danguilas885
      @danguilas885 6 років тому +1

      If it doesn't take a lot of time to make, then the musicianship is limited, i mean, there's no musicianship in modern pop music...

  • @jtbackup4553
    @jtbackup4553 5 років тому +226

    How time make Pop Music:
    1). Make the lyrics about something personal that no one cares about (don’t forget to auto tune the heck out of it!)
    2). Make a simple, repetitive beat
    3). Make a simple synthesized melody
    4). Sell it to Interscope Records or something
    5). Tell the radio to overplay it
    6). Boom! That’s how you make it. Now just sit back, relax, and listen to teenage girls talk about how it’s the best song in the world.

    • @billgaming8623
      @billgaming8623 4 роки тому +20

      You forgot the Kids Who Will blast out the shit song and thinking they are cool

    • @crash5632
      @crash5632 4 роки тому +16

      Don't forget the 14 year olds who will say that it's deep

    • @take1994
      @take1994 4 роки тому +5

      Is there still “Radio”...raydeeyu, radeehi...wait, how do you say it again?

    • @Psevdonim123
      @Psevdonim123 3 роки тому +14

      7). Be a dick to your fans, they gonna like it, thus they gonna love your song even more.

    • @biivamunner3122
      @biivamunner3122 3 роки тому

      8.) Write an incorrect list.

  • @devonbiker
    @devonbiker 4 роки тому +45

    "Now if you don't have any musical talent, you can't sing, you can't play an instrument, you can't write music - it's you're lucky day - cause you're a perfect candidate for a pop star"!! Made me laugh.

  • @redlightningvlogs7849
    @redlightningvlogs7849 8 років тому +619

    how to write a poop song?

  • @cowboycalebbroersma
    @cowboycalebbroersma 5 років тому +1020

    3.1k pop fans disliked this

  • @Name78944
    @Name78944 4 роки тому +25

    “Pop music is ass”
    True so true

  • @eugeneforelock705
    @eugeneforelock705 3 роки тому +15

    1:55 Stevie predicted TikTok.

  • @JawJX
    @JawJX 8 років тому +348

    "Metal is the master genre and everything other genre sucks" comments are coming.

    • @jeanfrancoisrondeau6444
      @jeanfrancoisrondeau6444 8 років тому +35

      fuck yeah so true the best music

    • @campcircadia5079
      @campcircadia5079 8 років тому +1

      Brace Yourself 😂

    • @JawJX
      @JawJX 8 років тому +20

      jean francois rondeau In case you didn't notice I wasn't rejoicing in it.

    • @NotDingse
      @NotDingse 8 років тому +8

      Metal is pretty shit. "Wow you can shred? How about shifting to a 7 chord that fits the one you've played for the last ten minutes?"

    • @JawJX
      @JawJX 8 років тому +6

      Definitely Not Dingse! Calm yo tittiez gurl

  • @dragonno6587
    @dragonno6587 8 років тому +223

    You made an EDM pop song, the other side of pop now is Rap.. put some generic groovy beat and repeat something edgy like "smoke weed, titties, swag" and boast, boast a lot about how cool you perceive yourself too be... and the third POP genre is the Pop ballad/ RnB which is the most popular.. Anyway these three genres are combining in to one huge pile of dung what plagues our mainstream airways.

    • @ub-ilordrooqckus6710
      @ub-ilordrooqckus6710 8 років тому +18

      I agree but old school rap is pretty good, they had something to say

    • @hectoraraujo5483
      @hectoraraujo5483 7 років тому +1

      +ßub-ßißLord Rooqckusß what do you think people like Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg rap about?

    • @dragonno6587
      @dragonno6587 7 років тому +1

      yeah they had something to say like "ice ice baby" or "you can't touch this".. genius

    • @ub-ilordrooqckus6710
      @ub-ilordrooqckus6710 7 років тому +7

      +unnattractive goth No not really, but I mean guys like Nas and Tupac

    • @hectoraraujo5483
      @hectoraraujo5483 7 років тому

      +ßub-ßißLord Rooqckusß tupac rapped about partying and having bitches from time to time

  • @roots14808
    @roots14808 4 роки тому +22

    1:46
    *Richard Benson, Richard Benson, Richard Benson, Richard Benson*

  • @MAGAMAN
    @MAGAMAN 4 роки тому +33

    1:53 "Honey, our neighbor is doing drugs again."

    • @sarah_1108
      @sarah_1108 3 роки тому

      ​@Rachael Elkins rugnjkopqwwxtyguhkleopmhug :)

  • @valdemar6980
    @valdemar6980 6 років тому +237

    2:10 sounds like a grass cutter

  • @parkeranderson8465
    @parkeranderson8465 5 років тому +231

    I love how he has a Ozzy Osborne seat cover but he is making a pop song

    • @billgaming8623
      @billgaming8623 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah. Its like the Kids In school that Wear ACDC and metallica hoodies and dont know a single song from them

    • @thomastibbs6358
      @thomastibbs6358 4 роки тому +23

      @@billgaming8623 but thing is he actually listens to metal

    • @11037_kuwata
      @11037_kuwata 4 роки тому

      I know right 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @taysem321
      @taysem321 4 роки тому +5

      @@billgaming8623 i hate merch-wearing non-fans of whatever. I think i saw the epitome of it. I met a girl wearing a f•r•i•e•n•d•s shirt and when i asked her if she actually watched it, she said "i thought it was a band"

    • @take1994
      @take1994 4 роки тому +4

      TheBoi353 because it’s mass marketed in Target-K Mart-Wal Mart and theyre $10. Biggest irony of it all is Kurt bent over backwards to rebel all things glossy and mainstream, all while writing catchy pop hooks.

  • @mtinfinity7845
    @mtinfinity7845 5 років тому +96

    DragonForce - Through Fire and Flames would kill nowadays pop fans/artists

    • @boratoker8918
      @boratoker8918 5 років тому +8

      True af

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 3 роки тому +4

      Hmm...that gives me an idea... 😁

    • @mtinfinity7845
      @mtinfinity7845 3 роки тому +4

      @@phantomechelon3628 hahah I like your thinking, let's "purify" humanity

    • @biivamunner3122
      @biivamunner3122 3 роки тому +4

      @@mtinfinity7845 this dragonforce song is so cool, let's go on a murder spree

    • @biivamunner3122
      @biivamunner3122 3 роки тому +1

      @@phantomechelon3628 Seriously though, it's already psychotic to want to murder people who make pop music, but you also want to murder people who LIKE pop music as well?
      What if we turned the tables around. What if you saw a comment that said "Rock and metal suck, Katy Perry would kill rock fans and artists" and someone replied "yeah, let's do that ourselves!" Would you like that?

  • @JasonJohnson-lq5jh
    @JasonJohnson-lq5jh 4 роки тому +16

    "Those aren't lyrics, those are things drunk people say," is what I'm going to say the next time I hear somebody play a pop song.

  • @thunderlight5202
    @thunderlight5202 7 років тому +594

    Dude, you're a poser! You didn't use autotune!

  • @alanburgos5675
    @alanburgos5675 7 років тому +263

    Man, im learning english with your videos thanks!!

    • @KamiiloFreestyle8
      @KamiiloFreestyle8 7 років тому +38

      Alan Burgos Me too, I like to watch his videos because he pronounce the words very clear so I can understand everything he says.

    • @Mr.Goldbar
      @Mr.Goldbar 7 років тому +8

      Alan Burgos i learned french from his French Deathcore song. he is a genius

    • @pseudonym1337
      @pseudonym1337 6 років тому +1

      His accent is actually fairly non-standard for a North American; to the ears of someone from California or Texas his accent is pretty heavy, especially on certain vowels.
      So if you talk like him, people will probably think you are from like Michigan.

    • @mobsiesixsixsix9785
      @mobsiesixsixsix9785 6 років тому

      Why would anyone think a Canadian was from Michigan? Do you even know He's Canadian?

    • @pseudonym1337
      @pseudonym1337 6 років тому

      Well, I didn't actually say he was from Michigan if you read my comment, only that people might think you were from up there if you spoke with a few of his vowels.
      I admit that I did not know he was from Canada, but that is frankly beside the point, as I was just saying is pronunciation is not really standard since it isn't RP or General American. I'm not trying to insult him, if I disliked him and thought he sounded annoying, I wouldn't be watching his videos.
      I just thought I'd point out the fact that he has an accent because most non-native speakers don't want to sound like they have a nonstandard accent. Besides that, there is nothing objectively wrong with his accent or any other one for that matter.

  • @luther4246
    @luther4246 5 років тому +31

    2:10 Steve.exe has stopped working

  • @agneslawrance2809
    @agneslawrance2809 5 років тому +20

    The dog is like: "WTF?"

  • @mildchaos6037
    @mildchaos6037 5 років тому +316

    Beat Intro
    Verse
    Chorus
    Verse
    Chorus
    Bridge
    Amplified Chorus (With MAYBE a one word change in the chorus, but never more)
    There you go folks, go make that pop song.

    • @shannonosullivan1375
      @shannonosullivan1375 5 років тому +16

      Dont forget the key change on the last chorus

    • @goncalosilva8069
      @goncalosilva8069 5 років тому +22

      @@shannonosullivan1375 they don't do that anymore. Key changes are too complicated for pop

    • @friendlyneighborhoodasianm912
      @friendlyneighborhoodasianm912 4 роки тому

      yeah, I've heard it happen twice

    • @TheoSanders593
      @TheoSanders593 4 роки тому +3

      And end it with the first line of the chorus in acappella! 🤣🤣

    • @irenecamargomacedo6626
      @irenecamargomacedo6626 2 роки тому

      Do it like this:
      Beat intro
      Verse 1
      Pre-chorus
      Chorus (1 time, and loud enough)
      Verse 2
      Pre-chorus
      Chorus (2 times and even louder)
      Bridge (quieter)
      Pre-chorus
      Chorus (100000000000000 times and loud as hell)
      Oh, and don't forget to add stuff like "baby", "cuz", "gonna", "gotta", and "oh yeah"!

  • @suhasbv2975
    @suhasbv2975 5 років тому +404

    Warning: don't drink water while watching steveT videos.
    Trust me I just experienced it. It's not good.

    • @pacingBlue
      @pacingBlue 4 роки тому +11

      Don't vape either

    • @SyntaxAlex
      @SyntaxAlex 4 роки тому +4

      pacingBlue ouch

    • @tk3729
      @tk3729 4 роки тому

      @@pacingBlue facts

    • @patronusmusic
      @patronusmusic 4 роки тому

      Literally choked drinking my tea a couple days ago on a different video lol.

  • @just_another_2133
    @just_another_2133 4 роки тому +14

    I loved how he just took the guitar off of him when he “played” the pop song

  • @googd1836
    @googd1836 5 років тому +45

    2:11 oh no the neighbours are mowing the grass again with that shitty lawnmower!
    Haha I’m so funny
    Cough.

  • @vyrawllxo300
    @vyrawllxo300 6 років тому +195

    *under code 136; thou shall not steal CRAPPY MUSIC!* lmfao

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 6 років тому +6

      Stevie should make a t-shirt with that on it. It would sell millions.

  • @vbhall3407
    @vbhall3407 5 років тому +154

    Even dealing with deep deppression you make me laugh man...ty..

    • @satyamsinghh
      @satyamsinghh 4 роки тому +5

      @Connor Fox you're a nice man

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 роки тому

      Hope you're doing well bruh

    • @rowan2086
      @rowan2086 4 роки тому +3

      Vito Hall hope you’re doin alright bro

    • @Karthik-nv6ry
      @Karthik-nv6ry 4 роки тому

      wt happened bro

  • @Puhckaaaa
    @Puhckaaaa 4 роки тому +16

    1:55 Richard Benson, Richard Benson, Richard Benson,Richard Benson...

  • @setxxet
    @setxxet 4 роки тому +12

    1:55 imagine seeing an at the time a 28 year old man with a setup camera and starts danicing like he is having a seizure

  • @WATEmusic
    @WATEmusic 8 років тому +344

    THE FUCKING TRUTH

  • @christiangiuffre1277
    @christiangiuffre1277 6 років тому +446

    You forgot the obscene amount of autotune.

    • @OfficiallyMasky
      @OfficiallyMasky 6 років тому +1

      Christian Giuffré yes exactly

    • @justmitzias5834
      @justmitzias5834 6 років тому +2

      Normal people don't understand that sh*t. Everyone can sing with autotune and people like it? I hope the sun burns out soon or I'll kill myself..

    • @brianyzq7776
      @brianyzq7776 6 років тому +2

      Dennis Mitzeus you're outta luck, the sun will burn out in about 5 billion years so lol

    • @OfficiallyMasky
      @OfficiallyMasky 6 років тому +1

      brianyzq777 XD my dude XD

    • @uhuhuhuhuhuh3537
      @uhuhuhuhuhuh3537 6 років тому

      I read this autotuned

  • @stupidvarietyhour
    @stupidvarietyhour 4 роки тому +16

    No one:
    Electric toothbrushes: 2:10

  • @sckym2797
    @sckym2797 4 роки тому +59

    "He's literally Jim Carrey"...

  • @TOCS94
    @TOCS94 8 років тому +95

    Pop music decades ago didn't use to be this shit. It has just been slowly adapting assembly line rhetoric over the years as with everything else. From making music to making money, essentially.

    • @StakeCake
      @StakeCake 8 років тому +4

      +TOCS na you're just looking in the right places chum :^)

    • @TOCS94
      @TOCS94 8 років тому +1

      Stop Triggering Me Perhaps you're right. I really like The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Todd Rundgren, John Denver, etc. and I wouldn't question their ability to write and perform good music. I do, however, agree that popular music today, in general, is garbage and that this video is a great example of what the industry has become.

    • @StakeCake
      @StakeCake 8 років тому

      TOCS dunno what pop you've been listening too be a lot of it is p good fam

    • @terran236
      @terran236 8 років тому

      +TOCS may i recommend vienna teng? Shes very piano oriented for the most part! But she mixes in electronic and acoustic instruments in her music. overall Very dynamic music. Inland territory and Aims would be albums to start with!
      Good day!

    • @ThPid
      @ThPid 8 років тому +11

      +TOCS Yes it did, history just filters out the shit.

  • @abit4481
    @abit4481 6 років тому +280

    To write a pop song, you must *repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff!*

    • @gerher9416
      @gerher9416 5 років тому +5

      that's why my latest pop album features one song 12 times just with different titles ;)

    • @mrpandasian8871
      @mrpandasian8871 5 років тому +5

      *I AM A VESSEL* *VHGHJYHCCBCVNLHFTSRCFG* *666*

    • @beccalisgard6118
      @beccalisgard6118 5 років тому +3

      Hahahahahha oh bo.

    • @josephtabar492
      @josephtabar492 5 років тому

      Otay Buttwheat.

    • @kevinbushracing58
      @kevinbushracing58 5 років тому +2

      @@jacobmullens374 shut up pussy.

  • @varuns139
    @varuns139 3 роки тому +9

    1:12 that part from a metal song is actually Steve's own song 'Gangsta Djent'. Sick song definitely check it out.

  • @edge3220
    @edge3220 5 років тому +16

    Drum Beat #5: Richard Benson.

  • @masonpelzer8052
    @masonpelzer8052 6 років тому +652

    I used to like pop music when I was younger
    I was such a loser

  • @EphixXion
    @EphixXion 8 років тому +746

    man this guy is amazing, everything he says in his Videos is so good damn true

    • @yomama8900
      @yomama8900 7 років тому +5

      +Juan P. Gonzalez D S slightly of what?

    • @MrSteelBitch
      @MrSteelBitch 7 років тому +1

      he's amazing but he's not true, and he's not meant to be xD most pop musicians like Taylor Swift start with a guitar or piano and wrote their songs, then they will take their acoustic piece to a writer such a max Martin, and they will build an electronic synthy backing track around the original song. so none the less it always starts with an instrument, the artists do have talent, and people spend endless hours writing the music, whether it's on a computer or instrument. if it was as easy as this video makes out everybody would be millionaires. so don't take him seriously, he's just joking

    • @DGGB--
      @DGGB-- 7 років тому +2

      +Patrick Deterville He's mostly right thougj

    • @MrSteelBitch
      @MrSteelBitch 7 років тому +1

      TheDGGB He says what people want to think is right, it isn't right though. People like Adele unlike Taylor do write jackshit, but even if they dont, somebody will have written the song and spent countless hours making it.

    • @DGGB--
      @DGGB-- 7 років тому +1

      Patrick Deterville I know that, what I mean is that many of them don't. Obviously some are great and have talent (as you mentioned, Adele is one of those) but many just don't. Actually most that I know don't.

  • @theaugustchild3388
    @theaugustchild3388 3 роки тому

    Bro..you just nailed it ! Brought out the contrast between the two so effortlessly ! 😄

  • @zaynah8196
    @zaynah8196 4 роки тому +32

    Pop songs be like:
    OMG I’m so depressed bcz he cheated on me
    *repeat but say it in a different way*
    Lasts 59 seconds

    • @biivamunner3122
      @biivamunner3122 3 роки тому +1

      WHAT
      Are you saying that when you write a song about a subject...
      The lyrics tend to STAY on that subject?
      Holy crap! This has forever changed the way I view music nowadays! /s

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 3 роки тому

      Me on cheated he bcz depressed so im OMG

    • @biivamunner3122
      @biivamunner3122 3 роки тому

      @@lunahetfield You aren't funny.

  • @MichKlo
    @MichKlo 5 років тому +74

    I once tried to play a pop song on a violin.
    Which just ended up on a loop and I question everything.

  • @martk647
    @martk647 8 років тому +413

    Pop? More like poop.

    • @nievesofficial
      @nievesofficial 8 років тому +16

      FuCkInG rOaStEd

    • @LBibeauB24
      @LBibeauB24 8 років тому +1

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EPIIIIIIIIC BUUUUUUUURN

    • @itscrumbelivable
      @itscrumbelivable 8 років тому

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IZZ FUNEEE BEE CAUZZ POOP HAHAHA POOP POOP HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @victorpauwels60
      @victorpauwels60 8 років тому +2

      omg this boy above me got a little too happy about that poop joke

    • @martk647
      @martk647 8 років тому +1

      That explain why their music sounds shitty. It all make sense now.

  • @htt2161
    @htt2161 4 роки тому +119

    This video should be called "8 Minutes Of Offending Pop Fans"

    • @itan-metalhead7582
      @itan-metalhead7582 4 роки тому +13

      Fuck them, why listen to such shitty music. Even bethoven is better.

    • @tobismusicchannel3033
      @tobismusicchannel3033 4 роки тому +17

      @@itan-metalhead7582 Even Beethoven? Beethoven is awesome.

    • @arachnid83
      @arachnid83 4 роки тому +8

      @@itan-metalhead7582 Are you crazy? Beethoven is a legend. Let's see you being born in the 18th century and go deaf and compose like Beethoven.

    • @ultimatedumbass9126
      @ultimatedumbass9126 3 роки тому

      It is true

    • @biivamunner3122
      @biivamunner3122 3 роки тому

      @@fortuntaniegra3879 "Also don't support pop they don't deserve it just support classical musicians, rock ,metal or any other genre just don't support them."
      If people want to listen to pop music, let them listen to pop music. Don't tell other people what music genres they should be listening to instead of what they want to listen to.
      Also...
      "Pop music is the worst I'd rather die a flu back then than listen to pop"
      If you're not into it, fine, but that's a bit over-dramatic, don't you think?

  • @jojoisnormal
    @jojoisnormal 5 років тому +174

    I Think you mean "Modern Pop". The beatles did classic rock, and pop

    • @dreameater9225
      @dreameater9225 5 років тому +47

      Because he was obviously referencing the Beatles right? Lol.

    • @dr.juerdotitsgo5119
      @dr.juerdotitsgo5119 4 роки тому +20

      I think he meant modern EDM (Electronic Dance Music). "Pop" acts like Phil Collins, Grace Jones, Human League, Duran Duran, etc. are often much better than that djent metalcore bullshit he listens to, no matter how many unnecessary notes they manage to cram into a single bar.

    • @ArgaJacint
      @ArgaJacint 4 роки тому +29

      The majority of pop music always sucked. It's just that the bad ones were forgotten and the good ones, like the Beatles, are still fondly remembered.

    • @bimankashyap3942
      @bimankashyap3942 4 роки тому +3

      @@dr.juerdotitsgo5119 hahahah.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TritnewNG
      @TritnewNG 4 роки тому +1

      @@thomastibbs6358 Yeah. Constant chugging with one fret and a few little notes thrown in. Rinse and repeat. And bass? Pfft. Throw that out in the trash. The guitar IS the bass now.
      I'm sorry, but Metalcore isn't any better friend. At least the pop the original commenter mentioned had more notes played and audible bass.

  • @ToyotaCamry-qz5cp
    @ToyotaCamry-qz5cp 8 років тому +509

    metal/rock: artistic
    pop: autistic

    • @KilianxFire27
      @KilianxFire27 7 років тому +4

      Damn right dude

    • @ProTobigen
      @ProTobigen 7 років тому +22

      i have autism and this is genuinely funny

    • @user-tj5xp5eo4f
      @user-tj5xp5eo4f 7 років тому +13

      ironically im autistic and i despis pop music
      i fucking love acdc

    • @Iwantapplez109
      @Iwantapplez109 7 років тому +1

      Kappa m8. that insult is Kappa as fuck m9

    • @Iwantapplez109
      @Iwantapplez109 7 років тому +1

      and i don't evne LISTEN to pop, i listen to EDM and Metal, because i like both of the genres, and consider them both music

  • @aprialdanoarjunajaya5271
    @aprialdanoarjunajaya5271 6 років тому +352

    7:10
    you're welcome
    now you can enjoy Steve's masterpiece pop song

    • @BSZ-ze1vt
      @BSZ-ze1vt 5 років тому +1

      Aprialdano thank u very much

  • @CityBuilderCentral
    @CityBuilderCentral 3 роки тому +3

    Why does 1:56 make me think “thats a dance Vector from Despicable Me would do” XD

    • @_ruis4315
      @_ruis4315 3 роки тому

      Now that you mentioned it haha
      They dance alike haha

  • @tobiedavis8841
    @tobiedavis8841 4 роки тому +7

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Steve t:thrusting at cars
    🤣😆🤣

  • @ryanpowell9092
    @ryanpowell9092 7 років тому +367

    I don't think that his dogs like when he twerked in their faces.

    • @EvilGremlin100
      @EvilGremlin100 7 років тому +72

      Ryan Powell his dog's like "dude! stop! i don't like this! dude, you're scaring me! stop!"

    • @josephfriedman1327
      @josephfriedman1327 7 років тому +28

      Pete Welch dogs like the smell of butts and they were wagging their tails.

  • @michaeltozzi3112
    @michaeltozzi3112 7 років тому +76

    Be careful who you call ugly in middle school.

    • @DanB-sh3wt
      @DanB-sh3wt 6 років тому +2

      Michael Tozzi did you get that from Jared's Metal Memes?

  • @percyjackson4455
    @percyjackson4455 5 років тому +11

    Dear Steve, you really made my day, you are the best 😂😍

  • @gracieriley7518
    @gracieriley7518 Рік тому +4

    How to write a pop song: "I wanna be generic, let the media lead me"

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 5 років тому +114

    When I was younger, my next door neighbor, my little sister, and I were trying to write a good theme song, and I spent a long time (possibly 2 hours for a 10 second clip) writing a cool melody, a harmony part, a nice drum beat, and then my sister just put a few loops together, and then at the end just said a couple words with a reverb-vocals preset, which took about a minute to throw together (actually, it was just under 10 minutes, but close enough), and won. The other two did a similar thing, but my sister’s was “better” because it had a denser mix that was less repetitive (because, you know, they used about 10 loops instead of 3).
    At that age, my neighbors were writing 4 loop pop songs, and I was writing basic orchestral pieces like those we played in 6th grade Orchestra (which probably would sound terrible to me now).

  • @laurieterreberry616
    @laurieterreberry616 8 років тому +79

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Too funny Steve. I love how Dottie didn't even care that you were sticking your butt in her face. Crazy dog. That nice green grass makes me want summer. It is Jan. 3, 2016 and 11F here today. The coldest day this winter so far. Well another great video under your belt Steve.

    • @gmangsxr750
      @gmangsxr750 8 років тому +6

      +Laurie Terreberry A Terreberry??? I feel like I know somebody that knows somebody famous!!!!
      Please tell Steve to check his Email. Jared Dines sent him an email to do a shred challenge and Stevie's fan base says YES PLEASE!!!!
      Oh, and Metal Core Song #2.
      :)

    • @gmangsxr750
      @gmangsxr750 8 років тому +5

      +Nagy Gergely To be honest, I think Jared is a really good overall producer, but Steve would kill him in guitar playing... it wouldn't even be a close contest. I've never had Jared impress me with his guitar playing, but I think as an overall personality, producer, and entertainer... I really like him. But Steve is just incredible, so under rated.

    • @deveanjoshcacho8111
      @deveanjoshcacho8111 8 років тому +1

      +Laurie Terreberry haha

  • @bigmanjones2553
    @bigmanjones2553 4 роки тому +27

    I would really like to point out how low-effort and undeserving of attention modern pop music can be, but I also don't want to start a debate.

    • @biivamunner3122
      @biivamunner3122 3 роки тому

      How could you?
      This comment is full of 14-year old boomers that will agree with whatever's being said in the video.

  • @davidnissim9203
    @davidnissim9203 4 роки тому +4

    The part where he’s jamming out to a guy taking a shit is too much. I can’t stop laughing.

  • @bobdylan4203
    @bobdylan4203 7 років тому +58

    When you're trying to look like a pop fan but have an ozzy ousbourne chair

  • @yemion1770
    @yemion1770 6 років тому +329

    I feel bad for his dogs

    • @oriontheghost5094
      @oriontheghost5094 5 років тому +3

      Nathan Yemin I liked just because the profile pic

    • @pitter9175
      @pitter9175 5 років тому +2

      I wanted to write this comment...

    • @divisix024
      @divisix024 5 років тому +1

      Your profile pic!!!!

    • @mvunit3
      @mvunit3 5 років тому

      . . . I cried :'(

    • @gurdittsingh6638
      @gurdittsingh6638 4 роки тому

      Yeah, that is messed up 😂😂

  • @slp2044
    @slp2044 2 роки тому +1

    “Uuuuhhhh, what instrument did you say you played?”
    “Yeah I play the computer”

  • @declanz.5384
    @declanz.5384 4 роки тому +3

    2:10 the sound my lawn mower makes

  • @TynoGH
    @TynoGH 8 років тому +801

    Steve T please check jared's message to you for a shred battle! also awesome video as always! thumbs up guys so he can djent djared down!

  • @kyranoboyle3378
    @kyranoboyle3378 7 років тому +162

    Finally someone understands me

    • @FxBrour
      @FxBrour 6 років тому +3

      don´t threat the enitirty of the metal music community understands you. With Hip hop i am not so sure since modern rap music is basically the same thing as pop only spoken rather than sung with a shitload of auto tune.

    • @kestrel1118
      @kestrel1118 6 років тому

      hear, hear!

  • @mp-kq3vc
    @mp-kq3vc Рік тому

    This is a very informative tutorial. I do appreciate it.

  • @darkallyrecordings4931
    @darkallyrecordings4931 4 роки тому +5

    Car going by as Stevie is dancing in the yard - "Should we call the ambulance?" 1:57
    or maybe it was a Chicky Chicky and she slid out of her chair due to the monstrous pelvic thrusts.

  • @theflaminskull5006
    @theflaminskull5006 5 років тому +346

    How to make a POP-SONG!
    Step 1: Fart into the microphone
    Step 2: Auto-Tune that sumbitch
    Step 3: Upload

  • @BuyMyBeard
    @BuyMyBeard 6 років тому +79

    I think Ed Sheeran probably will steal this music and talk about the shape of a girl

    • @antoniasirotich7021
      @antoniasirotich7021 5 років тому +11

      Stir Fry the sad thing is that ed is literally the only pop singer and a songwriter with meaningful lyrics but he has one shitty song and it's his most popular song... i don't get it

    • @ArnavCovers
      @ArnavCovers 5 років тому +10

      You should listen to more of his music. I've been a metalhead for almost 10 years now, but I honestly feel like most of his music is actually very well written. It's kind of sad that his most popular songs are also by far his worst songs.

    • @antoniasirotich7021
      @antoniasirotich7021 5 років тому +3

      Arnav Covers That's true. I went through my pop music phase a little more than a year ago and I mostly listened to ed sheeran but also a lot of other pop artists like justin bieber, shawn mendes or taylor swift. Now I can't stand pop music and the only musician with pop songs I sometimes enjoj listening to is ed because his lyrics are actually based on his emotions and true stories (like nancy mulligan is about how his grandparents met and fell in love)

  • @leandropatriarca7913
    @leandropatriarca7913 4 роки тому +8

    Dream theater was the best compocitions so far, also dragon force.

    • @DiscontinuedChannelOne
      @DiscontinuedChannelOne 4 роки тому +1

      Dream Theater: 10 minutes
      DragonForce: 8 minutes
      Not that of a difference of song length
      Songs are long. Used to be. Now I’m used to them.

    • @TotalGames-wu7pc
      @TotalGames-wu7pc 4 роки тому +3

      @@DiscontinuedChannelOne, yeah but the quality is the best ever made.

    • @DiscontinuedChannelOne
      @DiscontinuedChannelOne 4 роки тому +1

      TotalGames3333 true

    • @kirkhammet5697
      @kirkhammet5697 4 роки тому +2

      I saw a dream theater song that was 19 minutes.

    • @TotalGames-wu7pc
      @TotalGames-wu7pc 4 роки тому

      Today they don't make music like this bands.
      They are legends.

  • @harshadeepdas6610
    @harshadeepdas6610 4 роки тому +2

    His dogs were first like-"oh hey there! "
    In the end they were like-"dude wtf?! Stop effin dancin! You're gonna topple the effin chair! "
    😂🤣