How To Be Black Metal!

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  • Опубліковано 13 вер 2015
  • Bust out your make-up, because today we will learn how to be Tr00 E\/il... Tr00 Kvlt... Black metal!
    GOOD sounding song produced by Carmen Sorge!
    BAD sounding song produced by Steve Terreberry!

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  • @joshyalan
    @joshyalan 8 років тому +3692

    Frozen Forest Frost = FFF
    A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, D = 4, E = 5, F = 6
    FFF = 666

    • @imaginerp
      @imaginerp 8 років тому +245

      True evil

    • @janpillemann2398
      @janpillemann2398 8 років тому +20

      thanks sherlock

    • @johnland82
      @johnland82 8 років тому +25

      +Josh Stoss Wake up America!

    • @edouardgirdlestone100
      @edouardgirdlestone100 8 років тому +4

      but if it works on a backward scale that just means 202020

    • @johnland82
      @johnland82 8 років тому +3

      +Edouard Girdlestone Hindsight is always 2020... uh, 20.

  • @herzmayhem2615
    @herzmayhem2615 5 років тому +3111

    I can understand what you're singing. You're not black metal enough.

  • @avengedknot5319
    @avengedknot5319 5 років тому +1818

    "Picture of my dead body for my next album cover" - Mayhem

    • @biohazardbin
      @biohazardbin 4 роки тому +48

      You do realize it was a bootleg, right? It wasn't an official album-

    • @JacketCK
      @JacketCK 4 роки тому +67

      @@biohazardbin the picture was real though lol

    • @biohazardbin
      @biohazardbin 4 роки тому +16

      @@JacketCK Yuh, I know. I never said it wasn't.

    • @RadioactiveGoose
      @RadioactiveGoose 4 роки тому +46

      There's so many myths surrounding Mayhem, it's hard to say what's real and what's not. I know the picture was real.. But not sure if any of the band members approved it being used. But yea... Getting your camera to make a picture of your dead friend is already disturbing enough lol.

    • @firstnamelastname5435
      @firstnamelastname5435 4 роки тому +5

      I want to like your comment but it’s at 420 likes so it shall stay that way

  • @ShantanuDeshmukh88
    @ShantanuDeshmukh88 4 роки тому +393

    Sells 12 album copies
    "I'm a sellout. I'm a popstar"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @followfornothing
    @followfornothing 8 років тому +732

    Someone who is black metal without a sense of humor is going to dislike this video but I find it funny as hell.

    • @IainThornton
      @IainThornton 8 років тому +17

      +followfornothing i make black metal and i found this amazing, love it XD

    • @followfornothing
      @followfornothing 8 років тому +8

      +Iain Thornton there are a lot of people in the black metal community that aren't going to find this funny, so that makes you the 1% that does.

    • @IainThornton
      @IainThornton 8 років тому +26

      tbh elitists can suck it, music is about having a good time and releasing your emotions, not being satanic and dark. call me a poser but i write lyrics about actual things and dont believe in satan :)

    • @followfornothing
      @followfornothing 8 років тому

      +Iain Thornton Fuck yeah man, keep it real.

    • @weissemacht2525
      @weissemacht2525 8 років тому +3

      +followfornothing
      I'll be in that one 1%

  • @turb0m0nk3y
    @turb0m0nk3y 7 років тому +1413

    Just get an old cracked leather sofa, you can find shit loads of black metal logos in the cracks.

    • @ThaBeatConductor
      @ThaBeatConductor 7 років тому +89

      I appreciate this joke.

    • @cyber20209
      @cyber20209 7 років тому

      turb0m0nk3y don't get it

    • @LilBouzy
      @LilBouzy 7 років тому +34

      Because Black Metal logos are illegible, and they resemble cracks in old leather

    • @trilikvlt
      @trilikvlt 7 років тому +16

      To find a nice BM nickname for yourself, visit Ikea's website.

    • @marajade2932
      @marajade2932 7 років тому +6

      RetroBuddy I got a black dahlia and the trivium T on my bike :) i wanna paint the dethklok logo on it when the weather stops being -15‘ ._.

  • @skk8witchskk8wrld999
    @skk8witchskk8wrld999 5 років тому +1958

    Im Shocked Varg Vikernes Didn't Make A Rant In His Car About This.

    • @djsigmann
      @djsigmann 5 років тому +138

      ...while wearing a windbreaker hood.

    • @WA5ON1
      @WA5ON1 5 років тому +30

      It is his silence cone lol

    • @volvlov759
      @volvlov759 5 років тому +70

      Orangie He still could. “Let’s find out...”

    • @foodandfuntraveler5859
      @foodandfuntraveler5859 5 років тому +22

      He can't drive for shit. He crashed when he scape from prison in a car😂😂😂🔪🔪🔪👍👍👍👍

    • @paleontologi485
      @paleontologi485 5 років тому +9

      He wouldn't care

  • @ImaginaryHuman072889
    @ImaginaryHuman072889 8 років тому +2504

    aw man you forgot to mention that black metal music video can have a maximum resolution quality of 144p! It’s ok at 10:40 into the video you can manually change your video settings to 144p to see a black metal music video the way it was intended to be seen!

    • @ericgomez1487
      @ericgomez1487 8 років тому +19

      +ImaginaryHuman072889 hahahaha i did it ....it looks trve 😂😂

    • @slayallthedeamons
      @slayallthedeamons 7 років тому +56

      No, that makes you a sellout!

    • @Atomat-og1cc
      @Atomat-og1cc 7 років тому +2

      ImaginaryHuman072889 It would be better if the quality wasn't so terrible.

    • @hellinterface6721
      @hellinterface6721 7 років тому +1

      lol black metal is low fi guise it should be low quality youtube video because black metal artists make youtube videos guise memes please like and comment

    • @josetrindade3550
      @josetrindade3550 6 років тому +9

      fisher-price is your brand of choice for recording equipment.

  • @howdy_dave
    @howdy_dave 6 років тому +1263

    Playing next to the sprinkler had me dying

    • @abandon4
      @abandon4 4 роки тому +3

      same haha

    • @JacketCK
      @JacketCK 4 роки тому +24

      The sprinkler was spitting mad beats my guy

    • @Gridscape
      @Gridscape 4 роки тому +9

      This also how trap is also invented. Sprinklers are the father of all modern genres.

    • @taylorlewis5616
      @taylorlewis5616 4 роки тому +3

      its a better drummer than me, I've been playing since i was like 4 :(

    • @huntsfx3334
      @huntsfx3334 4 роки тому

      @@e.herman4923 i think hes own

  • @kabirsingh9865
    @kabirsingh9865 4 роки тому +272

    Interviewer: so what inspires you?
    .
    .
    .
    Gaahl: Satan
    .
    .
    .
    Stevie T: Saythan
    Cheers! :P

  • @peterstrianus1790
    @peterstrianus1790 5 років тому +176

    The Gorgoroth quote was pure gold

  • @sbtruestone
    @sbtruestone 8 років тому +1179

    Please man , you really need to do How to be Thrash Metal , i would love to see that video xD

    • @hexxodus
      @hexxodus 8 років тому +40

      Fucking Slayer!

    • @Lhama666
      @Lhama666 8 років тому

      +Sabin Sovrea slayer?

    • @sbtruestone
      @sbtruestone 8 років тому +16

      ***** Slayer , Megadeth , Exodus , Metallica , Anthrax , Sepultura etc
      But yea , i would like to see Slayer ^^

    • @sbtruestone
      @sbtruestone 8 років тому +11

      ***** ... go check on wikipedia , they are from the big four , Metallica , Megadeth , Slayer and Anthrax

    • @jessepinkeye2339
      @jessepinkeye2339 8 років тому +18

      +Sabin Sovrea or how to be a Pantera Fan

  • @playstation5000
    @playstation5000 8 років тому +460

    That Gorgoroth interview reference...

    • @playstation5000
      @playstation5000 8 років тому +32

      Satan

    • @ngollo3570
      @ngollo3570 8 років тому

      +Louai El Achkar Yeah!!! lolololol

    • @syndddd
      @syndddd 8 років тому

      +Louai El Achkar I know right! So funny xD

    • @v-7815
      @v-7815 8 років тому +10

      +Louai El Achkar And the "Take a picture of my dead body for my next album cover" I forgot the name of the band that did that though

    • @mootwoot
      @mootwoot 8 років тому +29

      +Vince - It was Mayhem. *flies away*

  • @joewillburn
    @joewillburn 5 років тому +196

    The sprinkler is dead accurate lol. Rocking out to the sprinkler is probably the most metal thing I've ever seen

  • @HeinousShip16
    @HeinousShip16 4 роки тому +190

    Re organize all the letters of "Caym" and now you got the "Y.M.C.A" :v

  • @brickan2
    @brickan2 7 років тому +1505

    LMFAO at the start with the freaking sprinkler

  • @laurieterreberry616
    @laurieterreberry616 8 років тому +1358

    OMG Steve. That was hilarious. I got confused when I saw the snow then I remembered that you did that footage last winter. Lots of work went into this video as usual. It is so like you to put 110% into your vids. It was nice that you included Carmen Sorge and your Grandma in the video. Fabulous job. Dad and I absolutely love it. I am still pissing myself.

    • @RageAholic402
      @RageAholic402 8 років тому +70

      Lol Stevie your mom peed her pants.

    • @melakiesimrak2758
      @melakiesimrak2758 8 років тому +82

      You're a good mom for supporting your son :)

    • @laurieterreberry616
      @laurieterreberry616 8 років тому +36

      +Melakie Simrak Thank you Melakie.

    • @FreeTheJambon
      @FreeTheJambon 8 років тому +13

      +Laurie Terreberry Is Stevie actually that evil in everyday life, maam ?

    • @PelegTsadok
      @PelegTsadok 8 років тому +4

      +Laurie Terreberry You better stop then, you don't want to ruin your pants....

  • @vargvikernes6727
    @vargvikernes6727 5 років тому +339

    haha 7:20 I made that phone call.

  • @Gtrxsh
    @Gtrxsh 4 роки тому +316

    Does that mean mayhem are pop stars?
    (I can read their logo perfectly)

    • @Alexander-hi8bo
      @Alexander-hi8bo 3 роки тому +17

      Garrett Knautz yes, they should just become the next one direction those SELLOUTS.

    • @youssefjoseph5472
      @youssefjoseph5472 3 роки тому +5

      Same with immortal

    • @torstenscholz6243
      @torstenscholz6243 3 роки тому +3

      Black metal rule #12: When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that you only enjoy the music of "the true" Mayhem. Maniac is gay.

    • @Gtrxsh
      @Gtrxsh 3 роки тому +1

      @@torstenscholz6243 true that the only songs with maniac I like are deathcrush and chainsaw gutsfuck

    • @l30n_yt45
      @l30n_yt45 3 роки тому +1

      burzum as well

  • @SmashedPlate
    @SmashedPlate 6 років тому +798

    I switched the quality to 144p for the music video xD

  • @VladBobia
    @VladBobia 6 років тому +780

    Black metal makes me want to help elders cross the street.

    • @FnFProd
      @FnFProd 6 років тому +40

      Vlad and feed stray cats, and donate to the local Salvation Army

    • @intrudernoise
      @intrudernoise 5 років тому +5

      t r v e k v l t

    • @jonnyjolley7003
      @jonnyjolley7003 5 років тому +2

      Truly metal

    • @jonlouie1360
      @jonlouie1360 5 років тому +6

      or kiss babies

    • @nondescript4311
      @nondescript4311 5 років тому +3

      @@jonlouie1360 no, bless babies!!

  • @majkelson5730
    @majkelson5730 4 роки тому +216

    This tutorial is more popular than all black metal xd

    • @patrickstarwithaguitar1187
      @patrickstarwithaguitar1187 3 роки тому +3

      What about mayhem though

    • @doom7232
      @doom7232 2 роки тому +1

      @@jayjohnson9213 try Obtained Enslavement if you like more symphonic and melodic, their album Witchcraft is one of the best album in the genre

  • @victorgrubbs4269
    @victorgrubbs4269 4 роки тому +257

    the most evil music genre ever=pop music

    • @jjj-qj8lu
      @jjj-qj8lu 3 роки тому +26

      Yep. And it's not a joke anymore

    • @regularhuman7939
      @regularhuman7939 3 роки тому +6

      Toxicity is prevalent and so is death

    • @molekyyli
      @molekyyli 3 роки тому

      I would add, the current one. Even though I don't listen to it much anymore, I still think f.e. ABBA rocks. :P

    • @victorgrubbs4269
      @victorgrubbs4269 3 роки тому +5

      @@molekyyli I like old pop

    • @molekyyli
      @molekyyli 3 роки тому

      @@victorgrubbs4269 I'm not very knowledgeable on the subject, but as a young kid I listened to some old 60s and 70s hits we had at home + then started to like Beatles and ABBA at 15.
      But that's where my knowledge ends as a bit later I shifted to metal and no further "evolution" happened since then...
      I'm actually not sure what everything counts as "old pop" and what is f.e. poprock or something else...

  • @juansalaverri2858
    @juansalaverri2858 8 років тому +84

    "mom! take a picture of my dead body for my new album!" I see what you did there.

  • @brendangibson8200
    @brendangibson8200 8 років тому +291

    The guitar isn't drowned out by cymbals. Not Kvlt

    • @hambone3327
      @hambone3327 8 років тому +23

      +Brendan Gibson Can still somewhat hear bass. Not kvlt

    • @LaMortDeLaMusique
      @LaMortDeLaMusique 8 років тому +7

      +Brendan Gibson Production value is way too high.

    • @brendangibson8200
      @brendangibson8200 8 років тому +15

      Philip Whitehead Agreed. Black metal should only be recorded in a metal coffin six feet under the ground during the winter

    • @donthandleme311
      @donthandleme311 8 років тому

      that's grindcore

    • @themunt4241
      @themunt4241 8 років тому +11

      +Brendan Gibson also needs to be recorded with a cell phone from 2000

  • @ajsiemers
    @ajsiemers 5 років тому +61

    "It's what gírls wear to look pretty... it's make-up" oh, the irony!🤣🤣

    • @torstenscholz6243
      @torstenscholz6243 3 роки тому +2

      Girls wear it to look pretty, boys wear it to look ugly. 😜🤣

    • @despacito2271
      @despacito2271 3 роки тому +3

      @@torstenscholz6243 what your saying is funny cause your saying boys are handsome by nature and girls are ugly and need makeup 😂 not being sexist just reading too much into what you said lol

  • @padillanavarrolezidrodrigo5617
    @padillanavarrolezidrodrigo5617 6 місяців тому +16

    You're welcome:
    4:33 darkthrone
    4:46 mayhem, dark funeral, belphegor, etc
    5:00 burzum and absurd
    7:04 euronymous
    8:12 varg vikernes
    8:33 burzum and darkthrone too
    9:03 dead
    9:29 gorgoroth
    10:25 immortal

  • @TheDankCat127
    @TheDankCat127 7 років тому +730

    So many dislikes. Not sure if because people don't like Stevie or if Stevie was right that black metal guys really can't take a joke lol.

    • @aguidetoselfhatred7586
      @aguidetoselfhatred7586 7 років тому +52

      Noticed that as well... I'm going through the comments looking for those people lol

    • @MistiClectiCisM
      @MistiClectiCisM 7 років тому +87

      I love black metal music, I´ve played guitar, composed BM music on keyboard and listened to it for about 15 years but have always felt a bit weird about how seriously many guys take themselves in this world with all the "evil" crap... The world is fucked up enough already. I think Stevie created a much needed mirror for whoever is ready.

    • @aguidetoselfhatred7586
      @aguidetoselfhatred7586 7 років тому +35

      Esteban Steven .Goode Hill People from the scene have been taking black metal too seriously for over two decades now, that's why death metal is thriving and black metal is not.

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 7 років тому +20

      Black metal isn't "thriving" (if you want to call it that) because it's not supposed to...From the start black metal has been about brutality, lo-fi, and extreme positions (whether they be anti-religious, satanic or racist)...Black metal is the most underground form of metal and I can assure you, it's doing very well in the underground. Just because something isn't easily approachable doesn't mean it isn't doing well

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 7 років тому +18

      I like almost all forms of metal, and I don't consider myself an elitist or purist but really, black metal is what it is because of these things that you claim are "too serious"...Black metal should always be about hatred towards religion and a misanthropic world view...If that's not your taste then there are plenty of other metal genres out there

  • @Drugaddict22
    @Drugaddict22 5 років тому +593

    I caym blood.

  • @liamtristanzuhlke1066
    @liamtristanzuhlke1066 3 роки тому +15

    Steve T: How do you be Black Metal?
    Varg: Let's find out!

  • @volvlov759
    @volvlov759 5 років тому +195

    The production quality is still too good on your song. Re-record it in a sealed shipping container in one take in the dark.

    • @erikdahlgren6656
      @erikdahlgren6656 4 роки тому +2

      Using a toothbrush powered by a shorting toaster.

  • @yashamaruism
    @yashamaruism 7 років тому +497

    Dont forget the band name can be an obscure LOTR reference too

  • @ninjainhotpink
    @ninjainhotpink 8 років тому +592

    "its what Girls wear to look pretty"
    TRIGGERED

  • @RobScenity
    @RobScenity 4 роки тому +32

    Ah! The sprinkler! THAT'S how blast beat was invented!

  • @shoshishoshi127
    @shoshishoshi127 5 років тому +202

    I like how he really knows a lot from black metal and the amount of references. 😂

    • @ozzy2985
      @ozzy2985 5 років тому +2

      Meira Shoshi dude same😂

    • @lordcyanidescrypt7101
      @lordcyanidescrypt7101 4 роки тому +20

      "So what inspires you?" *cue Gaahl's 24 minute silence and wine glass stirrs* Sat(h)an.

    • @abigaillkruss8823
      @abigaillkruss8823 3 роки тому +3

      Black metal rules

    • @Canalbiruta
      @Canalbiruta 2 роки тому +5

      I pissed myself in laugh on the "mooom i need you to take a pic of my corpse for the next album" hshsushshshhaa dude really gets it.

  • @vamprosful
    @vamprosful 6 років тому +537

    there it is, true death metal must sound like it's been recorded in a cave, from atleast 50 feet away, on a nokia phone from 2002

    • @chickenslips
      @chickenslips 5 років тому +71

      I think you mean true black metal? Death metal actually sounds decent. Black metal sounds the way you described lol

    • @ElRiki77
      @ElRiki77 5 років тому +25

      Listen to Burzum - ‘Et hvitt lys over skogen’ that’s the worst quality song I’ve ever heard. It’s great

    • @missmoxie9188
      @missmoxie9188 5 років тому +2

      Oh snap

    • @itachiuchiha-ex2lg
      @itachiuchiha-ex2lg 5 років тому +1

      Someone came here from dickey dines

    • @DoggoWillink
      @DoggoWillink 5 років тому +5

      Death metal is recorded really well actually.

  • @ElohAraphel
    @ElohAraphel 7 років тому +309

    Are you still alive after this?!
    I wouldn't go to Norway if i were you! Ha!

    • @worthlessgoat1604
      @worthlessgoat1604 6 років тому +41

      Because in Norway they are EVIL

    • @denolact7000
      @denolact7000 6 років тому +36

      i live in Norway, and my daily routine is sacrificing to the dark lord Satan and murdering people with scythes... i seriously hope thats not how people think Norway actually works, we are normal people

    • @burroughsgoldenspeedballs7439
      @burroughsgoldenspeedballs7439 6 років тому +16

      doesn't norway have comfy ass prisons and 1 of the lowest murder rates in the world. and isnt the govt great at providing services to its citizens? lol id be more worried going to an inner city neighborhood in the states over anywhere in norway.

    • @TheKilman102
      @TheKilman102 6 років тому +10

      Nah. You would be greeted with a warm hug! :D And then stabby stab stab! :D

    • @bloodmoonchaos2461
      @bloodmoonchaos2461 6 років тому

      ChimpGuy ha totally the ooold stabo and hug or hug stab?either way this dudes getting stabbed and will die a virgin I should stab myself for watching the entire mockery.and anyway Finland do it better!

  • @constancehayward1813
    @constancehayward1813 5 років тому +129

    I CAYM

    • @dmcadik
      @dmcadik 4 роки тому +5

      On you you fine ass thang

    • @forests.9597
      @forests.9597 4 роки тому +5

      NO! I CAYM!

    • @dontstop2517
      @dontstop2517 4 роки тому +3

      do you have the vídeo?

    • @sthn8758
      @sthn8758 4 роки тому +3

      Constance Hayward
      It’s CAYM!
      C-A-Y-M you sicko!

  • @pakkie16
    @pakkie16 4 роки тому +34

    3:11 'Uses Internet Explorer'
    *TRUE EVIL*

  • @TheRogueDM
    @TheRogueDM 8 років тому +95

    Can you please do a How To Be Symphonic Metal? You'd look brilliant in a corset. xD

    • @NocturnalRose99
      @NocturnalRose99 8 років тому

      +TheRogueDM
      Agree! Would love to see that happen! XD

    • @KuromiDarklord
      @KuromiDarklord 8 років тому +1

      there's not to much to make fun of symphonic metal's musicians and genre XD

    • @LaMortDeLaMusique
      @LaMortDeLaMusique 8 років тому +6

      +Kuromi Darklord Apart from the fact it's generally extremely overblown and dramatic and cheesy

    • @Janine.Najarian
      @Janine.Najarian 8 років тому

      +TheRogueDM I'd pay to see that lol

  • @ATotalDork
    @ATotalDork 8 років тому +153

    Error 404: Vocals are understandable

  • @MaxPowerBSD
    @MaxPowerBSD 3 роки тому +17

    Pro Tip:
    To make your own inverted cross you can make a regular cross and then rotate it by 180°

  • @YousefTobail
    @YousefTobail 4 роки тому +36

    That black metal guy seems happier than me

  • @justaguy392
    @justaguy392 7 років тому +264

    People are sensitive, i enjoy a lot of black metal and i find his funny

    • @Blackmetalmusicguru
      @Blackmetalmusicguru 5 років тому +4

      justaguy392 me too but everyone is so serious now it bugs

    • @hayden_h7645
      @hayden_h7645 5 років тому +4

      You actually listen to the band?? They must be sell outs to have people actually listen to them...

    • @zenbozic6184
      @zenbozic6184 5 років тому

      i think it did poorly on making fun of black metal, but im not mad really, still a good video

  • @ShadowHuayra
    @ShadowHuayra 7 років тому +99

    1:10 sprinklercore

  • @alzbetakucerova165
    @alzbetakucerova165 4 роки тому +19

    "Nothing says evil like make-up."
    I knew Barbie couldn't be trusted!

  • @akemus9788
    @akemus9788 Рік тому +5

    Came back to say this is still my favorite video of yours. Very informative and funny.

  • @kevsouthwell6136
    @kevsouthwell6136 5 років тому +1037

    *Black metal makes me want to throw my diamonds in lava*

    • @EdgyWeebsJeebs
      @EdgyWeebsJeebs 5 років тому +67

      Dorito Dude 360 HOLY FUCK HES SO HARDCORE

    • @biohazardbin
      @biohazardbin 4 роки тому +3

      Hilarious and original.

    • @todensarg
      @todensarg 4 роки тому

      @@biohazardbin how the hell is this comment hilarious and original?

    • @biohazardbin
      @biohazardbin 4 роки тому +3

      @@todensarg Exactly. It's not.

    • @kaiutinx525
      @kaiutinx525 4 роки тому +1

      Those likes tho

  • @LuchoCastle_11
    @LuchoCastle_11 7 років тому +347

    Still waiting on How to be Thrash Metal.

    • @slonk420
      @slonk420 7 років тому +32

      SigmaTV get a vest with a shitload of band logos, with one giant Slayer one in the middle of your back. Get a bullet belt. Have long hair and some kind of facial hair. Get drunk. Play 25 different riffs for one song, and you are done!

    • @whitenottrash
      @whitenottrash 7 років тому +5

      1) Tongue other blokes and talk about how gay 'Sleaze' bands like Motley Crue are (on the grounds that they wear make-up);
      2) Talk about how much you hate popular culture and simultaneously take offense by 'Sleaze' bands' not conforming to what the popular media says men + women should wear;
      3) Bitch about how cheesy Sleaze is and simultaneously display a die-hard love of 'Sword 'n' Sorcery' and similar dork fantasy smut;
      4) Bitch about how sell-out Sleaze is despite your having one of the best-selling albums of the 90s and being the first music outfit to play in Antarctica;
      5) Bitch about how image-orientated (thus false) Sleaze is despite Manowar's extremity of image-orientation (which incidentally doesn't exist !);
      6) Bitch about how all Sleaze bands sound just the same (ie Hanoi Rocks + Poison) despite the fact they are actually singing and playing melody rather than belting out 2 chords and shouting like some pseudo-hardcore band
      7) Talk about how poor and working-class you are despite your father being a Danish Tennis Champion who served your career on a plate for you;
      8) Generally bitch about how much you loathe Sleaze (sorry sorry, 'Glam Metal') with a passion despite your die hard love for KISS (I rest my case !), Alice Cooper, Van Halen + AC/DC !

    • @noesunyoutuber7680
      @noesunyoutuber7680 7 років тому +2

      We're talking about how to be Thrash, not be Metallica.

    • @miki.covers
      @miki.covers 6 років тому +1

      george simos so now being transgender excludes you from metal? Come on man...

    • @prengst
      @prengst 6 років тому

      YOU ARE ALL FUCKING POSERS!!

  • @AvioftheSand
    @AvioftheSand 4 роки тому +16

    9:44 Excellent Gaahl reference! xD

  • @victorriley8024
    @victorriley8024 4 роки тому +12

    3:24 aw someone keyed my car ahahaha I just busted out laughing.

  • @jpmcgrath9591
    @jpmcgrath9591 7 років тому +129

    You should make more videos with your Black Metal Stevie character.

    • @yexas7029
      @yexas7029 5 років тому

      JP McGrath imo that would be great

  • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
    @CerealExperimentsMizuki 7 років тому +29

    This video is still super hilarious, this was Stevie's prime in my opinion, such hugh quality videos with amazing editing and very creative comedic timing. Plus the song is a banger as a long time fan of Black Metal.

  • @shadowvonnyx666
    @shadowvonnyx666 3 роки тому +11

    The dead body picture was a Mayhem Reference
    And the twenty minute of silence then "Satan" interview was a reference to an actual interview with a person from Gorgoroth.
    Also the last bit (music video) with the satirical themes and snow gave me Immortal vibes.

    • @ErebosTalia
      @ErebosTalia 4 місяці тому

      basic BM knowledge.....

    • @shadowvonnyx666
      @shadowvonnyx666 4 місяці тому

      @ErebosTalia Yup. Not everyone is into BM, so I just thought I'd post this for the people who may be new to the genre or not into it and therefore not understand the jokes.

    • @sydnoff1918
      @sydnoff1918 4 місяці тому +1

      Mayhem is my favorite, it’s all so sickening but badass the stuff that happened within the band. I definitely got all the references

  • @raven_g6667
    @raven_g6667 4 роки тому +61

    "If you're masculinity is really fragile, you can call it corpse paint"
    -Pagefire

  • @DavidSmith-dr3wq
    @DavidSmith-dr3wq 7 років тому +169

    lmao this dude is hilarious...
    I'm mean troo evil

  • @andershusmo5235
    @andershusmo5235 6 років тому +750

    As a fan of black metal - aka, Trvë Kvlth - I find this video spot on and very entertaining.
    666/666 - Would sacrifice to the Dark Lord again.

    • @dylaninpieces2
      @dylaninpieces2 6 років тому +29

      Are you the brother of Caym from Forest Frozen Frost?

    • @skylarmccloud4080
      @skylarmccloud4080 5 років тому +1

      @@dylaninpieces2 No I am Leviathan From "Lust For Sin"

    • @skylarmccloud4080
      @skylarmccloud4080 5 років тому +1

      That was Dark Was it not. (Ahmad Voice)

    • @allthingsnerdy5474
      @allthingsnerdy5474 5 років тому +1

      how do you pronounce it? trve kvlth, is it true kulth? true cult?

    • @thiccboibrigade
      @thiccboibrigade 5 років тому

      this needs 41 more likes

  • @samuelescobar4008
    @samuelescobar4008 4 роки тому +19

    I DIED AT THE BEGINING, THIS IS HOW BLACK METAL GOT BORN HAHAHA

  • @klomber
    @klomber Рік тому +6

    R.I.P carmen

  • @johnst.baptiste3664
    @johnst.baptiste3664 5 років тому +27

    As a huge black metal fan, this is awesome. I can't wait for the concert so that I can cross my arms and look like I'm not having fun.

  • @captainPA1N
    @captainPA1N 8 років тому +70

    I love you man. I just discovered you and I love how you truly do like Extreme Metal yet you can parody it and break all the stupid stereotypes people outside the subculture have. Subscribe!

    • @captainPA1N
      @captainPA1N 8 років тому +4

      matter fact you remind me of Metalocalypse. That show is the shit.

  • @stevenjutras2701
    @stevenjutras2701 Рік тому +3

    We all know you fell face first in that crusty snow at 10:10!!! That's so BLACK METAL! 🤘🏼😜 🤣🤣

  • @dezzin0
    @dezzin0 3 роки тому +15

    R.I.P Carmen

  • @sethmotionless3238
    @sethmotionless3238 6 років тому +94

    Who else got the mayhem reference. " mom come take a picture of my dead body for my next album cover"

  • @Upscent
    @Upscent 7 років тому +73

    dat Gaahl reference :D I think I cried laughing for the most part of the video, but the Gaahl ref almost had me screaming :D :D :D :D

    • @Upscent
      @Upscent 7 років тому +1

      yes

    • @vetlehansen7
      @vetlehansen7 6 років тому +1

      When he drinks wine and said "Satan" when asked what his inspiration was

    • @claudiopardo6374
      @claudiopardo6374 5 років тому

      Upscent jajajajaja yeah

  • @CountDain7
    @CountDain7 4 роки тому +9

    7:42 His car music tho . haha!

  • @Kerplunk91
    @Kerplunk91 5 років тому +42

    7:37 Varg Vikerness?? XD

  • @TheScreamoNegro
    @TheScreamoNegro 8 років тому +96

    How To Be Black MetalStep one: be me

    • @shiningarmor2838
      @shiningarmor2838 8 років тому +1

      I get it

    • @gnusmas1914
      @gnusmas1914 8 років тому

      +ScreamingBlackGuy that was cool funny smart this guy doing the vid you cant teach somthing like this it its who you are at heart LONG LIFE TO YA PEACE

    • @TheScreamoNegro
      @TheScreamoNegro 8 років тому

      richard vitagliano um i understood none of that but ok

    • @lwandileprusent2713
      @lwandileprusent2713 8 років тому +1

      +ScreamingBlackGuy cool, got step one down, next?

    • @svilendenchev9984
      @svilendenchev9984 8 років тому +3

      crayon STEP 2: BE KVLT AS FUCK, BECAUSE BLACK METAL IS SERIOUS BVSNYNESS.
      Step 3: Trem pick
      Step 4: SATAAAAAAN. YIAAHAAAAAAHA. UHH
      Step 5: If you have more than 10 album buyers discontinue

  • @marianofedel1964
    @marianofedel1964 7 років тому +46

    Mayhem references everywhere...

    • @matadeverdoemden
      @matadeverdoemden 7 років тому

      Mariano Fedel Well, they are the pioneers of Norwegian black metal. Plus, they are just crazy and badass.

    • @stevencannon7054
      @stevencannon7054 5 років тому

      Funny to think about Norwegian black metal... If you looked at Scandinavia even in the early 80's, there was more happening in Sweden and even Finland than in Norway. Norway had really only one heavy metal band from the 80's that I know of, and that's Equinox. Heavy thrash, where were all the thrash bands in Norway? If you had to guess in 1985 what country would have black metal (Norway, Sweden or Finland), you'd probably guess Sweden first, or maybe even Finland since they had Sarcofagus, and even the first doom metal band Spiritus Mortis. You'd never have guessed Norway, but here we are...

  • @MingotheMetalMango
    @MingotheMetalMango 5 років тому +2

    This is one of my favorite videos of yours.

  • @miklosbremer3120
    @miklosbremer3120 5 років тому +31

    3:36 you missed a great joke opportunity. You could've said "my bandmates would murder me".

  • @codegofor323
    @codegofor323 7 років тому +41

    F=6, Frozen Forest Frost = 666, Illuminati black metal confirmed

  • @d3hi
    @d3hi 5 років тому +82

    so what inspires you
    *24 minutes later
    SATHAN!

  • @voronOsphere
    @voronOsphere 5 років тому +1

    Thanks, Steve! Keep these rule books coming! The sprinkler shreds!

  • @k.p.loveraft775
    @k.p.loveraft775 2 роки тому +4

    I have to watch this video again every now and then because there are such memorable lines. Today I again thought of... BIG BELT BUCKLE

    • @k.p.loveraft775
      @k.p.loveraft775 2 роки тому

      ps. I thought of it because I was thinking of belts I used to have, and I had a BIG BELT BUCKLE with a dragon's claw and a viking ship, back in the early 2000s.

  • @jordanhartmann1745
    @jordanhartmann1745 8 років тому +395

    the invention of black metal is still one of the funniest things i've seen in my entire life.

    • @mikekiske
      @mikekiske 8 років тому

      +Jordan Hartmann Indeed³!

    • @MultiLioNik
      @MultiLioNik 8 років тому +10

      and dumbest

    • @RSProduxx
      @RSProduxx 8 років тому +9

      using a sprinkler as a metronome? genius! how about a new supersubmetalgenre called "Sprinkler Metal"?

    • @supercoven1392
      @supercoven1392 7 років тому +24

      I love Black Metal.

    • @RSProduxx
      @RSProduxx 7 років тому +33

      Devin Innis
      if you love, it´s not Black :P

  • @nosoup9146
    @nosoup9146 6 років тому +206

    I CAYM ...

  • @lord_of_the_lucid_dreams8266
    @lord_of_the_lucid_dreams8266 4 роки тому +9

    9:12 his "mom" must be Euronymous

  • @michal24980
    @michal24980 5 років тому +8

    It's true. If u are good musician u can do any kind of music u want. From basic to pro. And Stevie is a pro :)

  • @erilaz7449
    @erilaz7449 8 років тому +527

    .......................................................................................................................................SATAN.

    • @erilaz7449
      @erilaz7449 8 років тому +9

      Same difference. It needs to become a proper meme.

    • @killerbrel
      @killerbrel 8 років тому +1

      hahha

    • @Frostuin
      @Frostuin 8 років тому +5

      YOG-SOTHOTH!

    • @erilaz7449
      @erilaz7449 8 років тому +1

      Adrian Kiel
      IA!!!

    • @Sabbathfaax
      @Sabbathfaax 8 років тому +3

      +Isaiah Johnson ......SATHAN

  • @metaflux2
    @metaflux2 7 років тому +89

    9:45 Haha I remember that guy in the "metal" documentary, dude took himself way to seriously.

    • @Zeitgeist6
      @Zeitgeist6 7 років тому +26

      That's Gaahl.. Really not a guy you want on your bad side I hear from people who know him. Good guy to drink with but not one you want to get pissed off. Spent time in jail for assaulting a burglar and apparently torturing the guy in 2002.
      He's not a Satanist though.

    • @datenraten1983
      @datenraten1983 7 років тому +9

      Why would he say his main inspiration is satan, then? Other than being a poser of course.

    • @metaflux2
      @metaflux2 7 років тому

      Zeitgeist6 oh yeah I think I heard about that.

    • @scrubttt2511
      @scrubttt2511 7 років тому +6

      Daten Raten its more about the idea of satan

    • @mypenisisunbelievablysmall5650
      @mypenisisunbelievablysmall5650 6 років тому +3

      +Zeitgeist6 also, he's gay. Never thought gay person could be so brutal

  • @donovanrebbechi3334
    @donovanrebbechi3334 3 роки тому +3

    Mixing scene was hilarious. Reminds me of hearing Dark Throne's "A Blaze in the Northern Sky" which followed the more Death-Metal style Soulside Journey. At first when I heard it I thought something was wrong with the speakers or the stereo system.
    BTW the mix could use some reverb. On everything -- vocals, drums, guitar and hey why not the bass too (if there's an audible bass ... )

  • @debelilad9755
    @debelilad9755 4 роки тому +10

    "Nothing says evil like makeup" 🤣🤣

  • @lolymop333
    @lolymop333 6 років тому +167

    I would love to be his neighbour.

  • @fukingidiot9156
    @fukingidiot9156 6 років тому +84

    It's hilarious how much he referenced the events of the second wave of black metal lmao

    • @RadDEATHTRAP
      @RadDEATHTRAP 5 років тому +13

      Llamar Davis that’s because the second wave is the most notorious ones responsible for their stereotypes and cliches

    • @JacketCK
      @JacketCK 4 роки тому +1

      Have you seen the bootleg mayhem cover?

    • @veneficus582
      @veneficus582 4 роки тому +2

      "First wave" is not even black metal

    • @gregorywellssr7857
      @gregorywellssr7857 4 роки тому

      Yea, serious question, what's the first wave?

    • @ihsahnakerfeldt9280
      @ihsahnakerfeldt9280 4 роки тому

      @Zbigniew G Still called the first wave

  • @tntisbased
    @tntisbased 2 роки тому +4

    R.i.p Carmen sorge

  • @Darksidedoom
    @Darksidedoom 4 роки тому +1

    This is the first video I seen by Stevie t. It waa only 2 weeks old when I seen it. Been a fan every week ever since

  • @thelaziestgamer3925
    @thelaziestgamer3925 5 років тому +34

    My black metal name is CAYM
    I CAYM
    I CAYM
    i died of laughter 😂😂😂

  • @nicholasnarine9161
    @nicholasnarine9161 7 років тому +52

    9:27 LOL THE (MAYHEM) JOKE.

  • @eutytoalba
    @eutytoalba 4 роки тому +8

    I like how you're SO rebellious that even your shirt is inside out. 😆

  • @scottpennell8900
    @scottpennell8900 4 роки тому +8

    Blast beats inspired by lawn sprinkler. That is golden!

  • @emielss
    @emielss 8 років тому +280

    How to call ur black metal band name go to Ikea And take the first word u see

    • @User-xw6kd
      @User-xw6kd 8 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @stiltevoordestorm3282
      @stiltevoordestorm3282 8 років тому +5

      +Glacial Prison no, Ikea is sweish and black metal is mostly from norway ;)

    • @emielss
      @emielss 8 років тому +9

      +Freyja's Shieldmaiden. ITS a Joke

    • @stiltevoordestorm3282
      @stiltevoordestorm3282 8 років тому +4

      Glacial Prison
      I know I am not dumb.

    • @emielss
      @emielss 8 років тому

      btw bif i used my method no one would know XD

  • @lasechiki
    @lasechiki 8 років тому +62

    You look sexy in corpsepaint oh wait everybody looks sexy in corpsepaint

    • @veterangamer2190
      @veterangamer2190 8 років тому +14

      Makeup* lol :p

    • @lasechiki
      @lasechiki 8 років тому +2

      Veteran Gamer ok

    • @L.argemike
      @L.argemike 8 років тому

      +Yggdrasil Eikemo ok

    • @alub.7728
      @alub.7728 8 років тому

      +Yggdrasil Eikemo That seems strangely correct :L

    • @Fiscalvids
      @Fiscalvids 8 років тому +1

      +Yggdrasil Eikemo there is no sexy in the grim darkness ov the norvegion forest

  • @danielstf2838
    @danielstf2838 2 роки тому +2

    8:41
    his react to enjoy the music 😂😂😂👌
    so funny😂

  • @AshPortishead236
    @AshPortishead236 2 роки тому +3

    Very well done, I loved it! I especially loved your Gaahl impersonation. Check out Murg, they have three albums and they are all fantastic.

  • @chrisbeaudoin3709
    @chrisbeaudoin3709 8 років тому +74

    Mom: I found some of you makeup
    Me: It's not makeup! It's corpse paint mom!

    • @julianschutzmann
      @julianschutzmann 6 років тому

      Chris Beaudoin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mattgreen7275
    @mattgreen7275 8 років тому +24

    Dude you're amazing, you have a great sense of humor. But what made this so fun was the fact that all of this is real that's how a black metal guy feels. Anyway great job very funny.

  • @billgates5458
    @billgates5458 5 років тому

    Stevie hilarious!!!! You hit the nail on the head. Excellent job

  • @Spear_of_the_Raven_Ash
    @Spear_of_the_Raven_Ash 4 роки тому

    StevieT, fuckin great! Especially the final music video, love the lyrics!!! Ah man, glad i stumbled over your channel...!

  • @BiRDiEHere
    @BiRDiEHere 6 років тому +95

    1:51 I love the way he says "That's what evil people DO"