1:27 ...Well ackshually, there's no step between the declare blockers step and the combat damage step. Your opponent would have activated Vampire Hexmage during the declare blockers step after the turn-based action of declaring blockers had been completed. The answer given was correct, though.
Any ruling question that begins with One with Nothing whether it's a skit or a real question is going to go off the rails. It's for the best our judge went off on his own tangent or he'd get a long and convoluted head scratcher.
It's taken me five hours to figure this out. I was watching the movie Office Space earlier. The scene when Ron Livingston wakes up the day after seeing the therapist, he checks his answering machine. He receives a call from Anne. When he answers the phone, I was suddenly reminded of somebody. It was such a loose association that I spent at least a few minutes rewatching the scene in an attempt to realize who he reminded me of. I've finally figured it out. He reminds me of you. I think it's mostly in the way he moves his mouth when he speaks, but it's the speech too.
Yeah well ah, it used to be down the road from the Donaldson's doncha know, but they moved to their swanky new home just a few months ago. And I can tell ya, they left the fish smell back on Roberts, and we're all better for it, yessir.
We actually have more than one Comics store in Fargo, and several card shops as well, but there's only one that is also there for all our fermented fish needs.
This is the first one of these I’ve stumbled onto and I first thought “Oh no, he’s Canadian!” And then I got through most of it and thought.. ohhh this is a comedy skit.. man here I was thinking these were real judge questions..
When ya make it'over to Sven's this weekend, avoid the Frozen Fish In Comics. The Comic is an old Batman from 2003 and the fish might be from that same decade. Just saying, Sven, even the ice crystals had ice crystals if ya know what I mean. YBP, Ole
Hi Brad! I have [[Ensnaring Bridge]] out and one card in hand, and my opponent declared an attack with a [[Devouring Sugarmaw]]. He says that because [[Humility]] was in play at the beginning of combat, it got to attack. But then he exiled his [[Humility]] with [[Wane]] before blockers. Does his big hungry maw get to deal me damage now despite my bridge? It seems unfair!
@@MihaelGeng I meant, why is Remy putting all these medical references in this video? Is he just making fun of how prevalent the GLP-1 ads are, or is there a joke?
@@DyrianLightbringer Dude it's clearly a joke about how weight loss medicines don't work the same way for everyone. So when some people need to hit the gym everyday, others could just take some meds 😂
these make me a little mad, the plays are... very dumb... why wouldn't the vampire player declare the hexmage as a blocker AND sac it, evading the other 3 damage? and who's out here saying "Equipment is mind control"? Anyways, I'm about to slip a little something in my friends' drinks and make sure we get to play Magic when they come to
I think the joke is that Brad has been dating a woman who left him for another judge. Previously, the other judge was overweight, but they lost a lot of weight due to taking Ozempic and became more attractive, allowing them to "steal" Brad's girlfriend.
I love that he still makes these despite the Judge Academy no longer existing. They're always so funny.
There are other organizations that spawned after it.
@@BeardedMana Yup, but nothing officially partnered with WotC yet. Judge Foundry seems to be the front runner for now, so we'll just have to see.
No one told this guy.
@@ThisIsACommanderChannel Correct, and most likely there will never be one partnered with WotC. But yeah let's see.
If someone opens a real Sven’s Comics and Lutefisk in downtown Fargo, North Dakota I will 100% visit.
[Uncle] Sven's Comics used to be a place in St. Paul... No Lutefisk though.
The smell might be an improvement over typical comic book stores
It's a fake version of the actual Paradox comics and cards, please visit! A fantastic place to play
One with nothing is how I order a table for myself
Well, that went off the rails as quickly as expected 😂
"A pithing needle full of Ozempic" is not a phrase I expected to hear 😅
what does this mean?
1:27 ...Well ackshually, there's no step between the declare blockers step and the combat damage step. Your opponent would have activated Vampire Hexmage during the declare blockers step after the turn-based action of declaring blockers had been completed.
The answer given was correct, though.
You get priority at the end of each step
These skits are so well written
So many ozempic jokes 😂
And then UA-cam gave me an Ozempic ad!
@@markfarnsworth5592seriously? That’s hilarious 😂
Please do more of these during the year!!
Dear Judge's Mailsack,
Are you okay?
Sincerely,
Brian in Baltimore
Good ol’ Sven’s.
Any ruling question that begins with One with Nothing whether it's a skit or a real question is going to go off the rails. It's for the best our judge went off on his own tangent or he'd get a long and convoluted head scratcher.
Finally, part 5! Thank you Remy
I know they have some similarities, and it can be confusing, but that was Brad.
@Umbry_Rose oh
What kind of chaos happened over this Christmas lol, the girlfriend references are hilarious
I've been so worried about Brad!
It's taken me five hours to figure this out. I was watching the movie Office Space earlier. The scene when Ron Livingston wakes up the day after seeing the therapist, he checks his answering machine. He receives a call from Anne. When he answers the phone, I was suddenly reminded of somebody. It was such a loose association that I spent at least a few minutes rewatching the scene in an attempt to realize who he reminded me of. I've finally figured it out. He reminds me of you. I think it's mostly in the way he moves his mouth when he speaks, but it's the speech too.
There is a comics store in Fargo ND, it's Parodox Comics and Cards on Main Ave. Maybe someone should go in there and ask for some Lutefisk
Yeah well ah, it used to be down the road from the Donaldson's doncha know, but they moved to their swanky new home just a few months ago. And I can tell ya, they left the fish smell back on Roberts, and we're all better for it, yessir.
We actually have more than one Comics store in Fargo, and several card shops as well, but there's only one that is also there for all our fermented fish needs.
Don't worry, Brad, someday you're going to find her!
ITS BRAD MELGARD!
This one was filled with feel-bads, unlike your other content which is usually so upbeat.
2:26 same bro. Same
I’m actually from Minnesota I just want to know why people think we are Canadian
This is the first one of these I’ve stumbled onto and I first thought “Oh no, he’s Canadian!” And then I got through most of it and thought.. ohhh this is a comedy skit.. man here I was thinking these were real judge questions..
I'm gonna ring up my friend Ron, who lives in Rochester, and tell him he's dumb for thinking he can kill his opponent with a 0/0 ooze.
I live near Rochester
I love these jokes.
I hope Svens comics and Lutefisk got a good christmas season. I feel like they should peak around that time :D
wait I have family in moorhead this is wild 😂
Poor brad he had such a good life. A wife , a nice hobby, money. And now he is just sad.
ngl this was giggle worthy
When ya make it'over to Sven's this weekend, avoid the Frozen Fish In Comics. The Comic is an old Batman from 2003 and the fish might be from that same decade. Just saying, Sven, even the ice crystals had ice crystals if ya know what I mean. YBP, Ole
I don't know what the ozempic jokes mean but this was still funny
Oh, he's Canadian. Everything makes sense now.
Awesome stuff. Keep up the amazing work. btw after all this viral marketing are you going to finally open that comic store in fargo?
Someone deliver Brad an extra large cheese pizza 😭
“Can I get another judge please”
❤
I love this sack
LOOOOOOL
well, this was way over my head.
Hi Brad! I have [[Ensnaring Bridge]] out and one card in hand, and my opponent declared an attack with a [[Devouring Sugarmaw]]. He says that because [[Humility]] was in play at the beginning of combat, it got to attack. But then he exiled his [[Humility]] with [[Wane]] before blockers. Does his big hungry maw get to deal me damage now despite my bridge? It seems unfair!
why the brackets?
@@jimbob-q3r common syntax for cardnames on some forums.
Woohoo
Discard your hand...
...discard your hand?
Discard your hand!
Nothing you’re dissatisfied with for engagement?
Except of course your previous engagement with your wife before the divorce some episodes ago
What's with the GLP-1 medications? Is there a joke there?
I think Brad is saying some L2 judge lost a lot of weight and then Brad's girlfriend left him for the other guy.
2:12 Here I think Judge Brad explained it quite thoroughly? 😂 Also Semaglutide and Ozempic are mentioned before and after
@@MihaelGeng I meant, why is Remy putting all these medical references in this video? Is he just making fun of how prevalent the GLP-1 ads are, or is there a joke?
@@DyrianLightbringer Dude it's clearly a joke about how weight loss medicines don't work the same way for everyone. So when some people need to hit the gym everyday, others could just take some meds 😂
i don't really get the jokes on an antidiabetic medicine
It is also used as a effective weight loss tool
these make me a little mad, the plays are... very dumb... why wouldn't the vampire player declare the hexmage as a blocker AND sac it, evading the other 3 damage?
and who's out here saying "Equipment is mind control"?
Anyways, I'm about to slip a little something in my friends' drinks and make sure we get to play Magic when they come to
Eeeyyy les go
Never clicked a link so fast on my life
I did not understand the recurring joke in this video at all...
I Google It....still I am confused
I think the joke is that Brad has been dating a woman who left him for another judge. Previously, the other judge was overweight, but they lost a lot of weight due to taking Ozempic and became more attractive, allowing them to "steal" Brad's girlfriend.
I call those cheese pizzas
Frist🎉
First
If you're single, why are you still wearing a wedding ring?