Film Theory: Don't Look Away Don'ẗ̶̖́ Loo̶̹͑͜k Aẃ̸̗ạ̵̕ỹ̵͙ Look̵̪͊̈ Away (Local 58)

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @hoiyawhal5695
    @hoiyawhal5695 5 років тому +15486

    Matpat: Dont look away
    Me: goes straight to comments

  • @briaresterline5008
    @briaresterline5008 5 років тому +8932

    *Get this to the top!!* The skeleton in the cartoon is lying in the “Military Position” from “Contingency.” Which was the position the broadcast told people to lie in when they killed themselves

  • @penguinbuddy6717
    @penguinbuddy6717 4 роки тому +19301

    “I heard online that people will believe almost all everything they read. I know this because, uh, I read it online” -Dr. Doofenschmirtz

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +1577

    Petition for Matpat to try and solve the "Oldroot" ARG, a long since unsolved Minecraft ARG from the early 2010s, If you're able to solve the lore of Walten Files and made a theory about Wilbur Soot's ARG and The Bob Mod. There's no reason you wouldn't like this ARG (The creator seeded clues everytime the people were stuck and he said there's more than enough evidence already to piece together the complete story, Please solve it, Matt. You're our only hope now)

  • @abner-w-
    @abner-w- 5 років тому +2441

    GPS: Turn off the headlights.
    Me: Bold of you to assume I had the headlights on.

    • @ladypossum1776
      @ladypossum1776 5 років тому +30

      My God....your a GENIUS!

    • @amywilson5738
      @amywilson5738 5 років тому +7

      Lol

    • @anoob785
      @anoob785 5 років тому +4

      Heh

    • @alterate2613
      @alterate2613 5 років тому +19

      GPS: TURN OFF YOUR HEADLIGHTS RIGHT NOW, KEVIN. I WILL STEAL YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING MINECRAFT 2 IF THEY STAY ON.
      Kevin: Hmmm.... Do I want my life,,,, or my actual life.

    • @Evelyn_onfire
      @Evelyn_onfire 5 років тому +2

      Adri -w- hA

  • @jackkaczmarski
    @jackkaczmarski 5 років тому +3994

    GPS: TURN OFF YOUR HEADLIGHTS
    Me: No, I don’t think I will.

    • @jillandcaleb4762
      @jillandcaleb4762 5 років тому +42

      lol if i got that id say the same thing

    • @nicholaswildethethird
      @nicholaswildethethird 5 років тому +4

      Ill crash man!

    • @BluenosedCash75
      @BluenosedCash75 5 років тому +11

      Jack Kaczmarski I understood that reference

    • @tlx4122
      @tlx4122 5 років тому +13

      Me:(grab the GPS)
      Me:can you see that place,well go there and fuck yourself
      Me:(throw the GPS)

    • @two222
      @two222 5 років тому +3

      tolox 41 but then you would throw the gps at the alien that was there and it would get mad at you

  • @pheebz007
    @pheebz007 4 роки тому +5414

    "the moon is killing everyone"
    Anyone who has played Zelda: Hey, I've seen this before.

    • @interlouper
      @interlouper 4 роки тому +124

      Local 58 fans: What do you mean? It’s brand new.

    • @edgarallenpo8330
      @edgarallenpo8330 4 роки тому +59

      @@interlouper
      Moon Presence, Crawling chaos, Brethren Moons: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @jan_sipiki
      @jan_sipiki 4 роки тому +40

      It's like SCP-001 except it doesn't melt animals and it's from the moon instead of the sun

    • @noellelow9038
      @noellelow9038 4 роки тому +17

      Creepypasta like story? Zelda?
      I'm getting Ben Drowned deja Vu.

    • @kiyaclark8618
      @kiyaclark8618 4 роки тому +8

      Anyone who had seen The 100: Hey, I've seen this before.

  • @Lunar_willoww
    @Lunar_willoww 2 роки тому +469

    I am spooked very easily.
    One time I was watching either Local58 or Gemini Home Entertainment on my phone, then shortly after turned on the TV.
    I forget which channel I turned it to, but a silent error message appeared saying I was not authorized to use the channel or something.
    Anyways I got so scared I almost cried.

    • @Wilsondaoxygenbreather
      @Wilsondaoxygenbreather 2 роки тому +46

      that is just a horror series there is nothing after you right now! remember to never sleep and always stare at the moon! :))

    • @matchbox7068
      @matchbox7068 2 роки тому +33

      **internet hugs being sent to you**

    • @barrettross3772
      @barrettross3772 Рік тому +1

      @@WilsondaoxygenbreatherMakes sense to me.

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle Рік тому +1

      ​@@Wilsondaoxygenbreather also never forget making susan beautiful.

    • @iamvoidnoodle
      @iamvoidnoodle Рік тому +2

      @@WilsondaoxygenbreatherI mean that makes sense , the moons super pretty

  • @0mn0m70
    @0mn0m70 5 років тому +4964

    Humans= *don't kill themselves
    Aliens: "Fine, I'll do it myself"

    • @doctor211
      @doctor211 5 років тому +98

      I guess its true what they say, "if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself"

    • @LPSsnowmoon
      @LPSsnowmoon 5 років тому +18

      @@edgymcgee57 u

    • @aristotleponepule4991
      @aristotleponepule4991 5 років тому +2

      @@edgymcgee57 hahaha

    • @cornmaze1630
      @cornmaze1630 5 років тому +16

      Aliens: I swear if you don't kys I'll kill you
      Humans: uhh...

    • @yannimagoulas7879
      @yannimagoulas7879 5 років тому +2

      I’d like but I can’t ruin the 666

  • @gloomy5704
    @gloomy5704 4 роки тому +3143

    "When we sleep we die"
    Me at 3 am: hmmm interesting

  • @thewhitetophat8965
    @thewhitetophat8965 5 років тому +2975

    Im now afraid to:
    -go outside
    -sleep
    -watch T.V.
    - be with my fellow man

    • @imcool2931
      @imcool2931 4 роки тому +15

      *Attempt to make contact*

    • @cursedkomaeda4195
      @cursedkomaeda4195 4 роки тому +4

      Bul let already did

    • @4RKM
      @4RKM 4 роки тому +37

      You forgot one
      -look at the moon

    • @squidsquad9460
      @squidsquad9460 4 роки тому +2

      Yup yup

    • @jessiesratrods1210
      @jessiesratrods1210 4 роки тому +2

      Work on an overnight stock crew. We don't see more than a dozen people at a time normally and are often alone and sleep is a luxury not a necessity.

  • @plum.phobia
    @plum.phobia 3 роки тому +248

    “this entire series totals over 20 minutes of video” and yet it took me an hour to get through it because i kept pausing out of fear lol

  • @RedHorizonz
    @RedHorizonz 3 роки тому +11042

    wouldn’t it be funny if somebody put all of these on a VHS and leave it at a goodwill or something lmao

  • @faithwilson6540
    @faithwilson6540 5 років тому +12371

    Storming Area 51 don’t sound like such a good idea anymore :/

    • @OneBrokenEgg
      @OneBrokenEgg 5 років тому +253

      @Faith Wilson
      Pssh, please, we're still gonna storm it

    • @oofyeet5935
      @oofyeet5935 5 років тому +148

      I feel like there's going to be a war of humans versus aliens

    • @tyxbrrr4812
      @tyxbrrr4812 5 років тому +82

      But...
      I wanna be killed by a alien ;;w;;

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 5 років тому +31

      Nah, you will be just fine

    • @sopix7761
      @sopix7761 5 років тому +68

      but you will find minecraft 2

  • @lillymusaeus8407
    @lillymusaeus8407 5 років тому +2510

    Matpat: *"don't look away"*
    Ad: *plays*
    Me: *panics and thinks I'm gonna die*

  • @adrienstarfaer
    @adrienstarfaer 9 місяців тому +28

    MatPat: "There's no reason why you shouldn't watch it!"
    Me: "Because I'm scared."

  • @katsidybee
    @katsidybee 4 роки тому +5453

    One can only imagine what is in matpats UA-cam recommended after these theories

  • @GraveFogLight
    @GraveFogLight 5 років тому +1528

    Aliens: Sleep will kill you.
    Me, having just woke up from a nap: *Slowly sips tea* oh really?

    • @amberdolphin1210
      @amberdolphin1210 5 років тому +15

      Actually, the opposite is true.

    • @GraveFogLight
      @GraveFogLight 5 років тому +6

      Anastasia Chebotareva, realtor FU-
      *lol I a ghosted now h a-*

    • @imayoongistan6125
      @imayoongistan6125 5 років тому +10

      Me waking up from my 11 hour sleep: *really?*

    • @GraveFogLight
      @GraveFogLight 5 років тому +5

      I’mA yoongiStan We can be ghosts together-

    • @anastasiachebotareva9088
      @anastasiachebotareva9088 5 років тому +5

      *everyone who slept dies*
      Random_People were killed by sleep whilst trying to escape NeilA_rmstrong
      Quit to title

  • @Firedemon72
    @Firedemon72 4 роки тому +2069

    matpat: "there is no reason why you shouldn't catch up right now."
    me: "oh, here's one, i'm a complete f*cking coward"

    • @wtfman-k3g
      @wtfman-k3g 4 роки тому +10

      it isn't what scary mate

    • @Narpas
      @Narpas 4 роки тому +33

      @@wtfman-k3g its pretty scary

    • @wtfman-k3g
      @wtfman-k3g 4 роки тому +5

      @@Narpas not really

    • @lunafox45
      @lunafox45 4 роки тому +28

      Same omg
      But I have recently watched them and it’s actually pretty interesting
      If this helps, it’s not horror, exactly, it’s just...
      Interesting...
      A lot of subliminal messages and stuff
      It’s cool

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 4 роки тому +3

      Me tu

  • @cenasparks3402
    @cenasparks3402 3 роки тому +61

    Fun fact! One of the things they wanted to do when landing on the moon was to have one guy go out and be like "We've landed and we're going to- wait what is that!" And immediately cut off when they contacted mission control.

  • @scooky2276
    @scooky2276 4 роки тому +2619

    Alien Dudes: "GO OUTSIDE NOW"
    Me: 'HA jokes on you I was E X P O S E D to C O R O N A i C A N T'

    • @rileysmiley2521
      @rileysmiley2521 4 роки тому +10

      LOL xDD

    • @lor9n
      @lor9n 4 роки тому +36

      Are you okay? The last bit of text looks like you’re having a seizure

    • @jerrythecat2277
      @jerrythecat2277 4 роки тому +6

      LOL 😂

    • @BeezieBuggz_Official
      @BeezieBuggz_Official 4 роки тому +9

      OMG YOU WERE I'M NOT A EXPERT ON THAT BECAUSE I'M ONLY 11 YEARS OLD BUT TO ME THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS

    • @rileysmiley2521
      @rileysmiley2521 4 роки тому +31

      @@BeezieBuggz_Official hush child don't say ur age, perverts around every corner

  • @geo5378
    @geo5378 5 років тому +2559

    Matt:Dont look away
    ad:I'm about end this man's whole career

    • @jestar8809
      @jestar8809 5 років тому +54

      I see you're a man of culture....

    • @big_c3426
      @big_c3426 5 років тому +9

      Haha good one

    • @WrestleTeage
      @WrestleTeage 5 років тому +27

      Ad: I'm about to be this man's whole career

    • @DuckyBoi0
      @DuckyBoi0 5 років тому +2

      That’s not how you spell his name

    • @OriginalSpectorius
      @OriginalSpectorius 5 років тому +7

      @@DuckyBoi0 it is, his UA-cam persona is MatPat but his name is Matthew Patrick, so Matt for short is valid

  • @jack-xo5rz
    @jack-xo5rz 4 роки тому +3376

    Aliens: “GO OUTSIDE-“
    humans: “THATS ILLEGAL”

  • @voidbreather7405
    @voidbreather7405 3 роки тому +79

    I believe that it's time for you guys to revisit this one! While there's likely something extraterrestrial going on, things are currently looking more Lovecraftian, and the moon itself is at the center of it.

  • @ricochet0928
    @ricochet0928 4 роки тому +6167

    Hello and welcome back to another enthralling episode of "Things I Definitely Shouldn't Be Watching At 1 A.M."

    • @phonix242
      @phonix242 4 роки тому +75

      Yeaaaaah.... But it's so interesting! >_

    • @itzelpretzel1003
      @itzelpretzel1003 4 роки тому +74

      Its almost 5am for me...send help lol

    • @eleminity3965
      @eleminity3965 4 роки тому +35

      im watching at 2 am

    • @edenwheeler517
      @edenwheeler517 4 роки тому +16

      me to but outside at 6 pm why it so dark already

    • @yuio6927
      @yuio6927 4 роки тому +8

      @@edenwheeler517 same

  • @CelestialZizzy
    @CelestialZizzy 5 років тому +1737

    Matpat: "Don't look away."
    Me: *Looks away to see my kitty sleeping.*

    • @saltyonions9268
      @saltyonions9268 5 років тому +20

      Wholesome

    • @lasagnamafia
      @lasagnamafia 5 років тому +13

      Same but looking at my not so smol fat cat

    • @syborgcat3830
      @syborgcat3830 5 років тому +1

      I wish I had pets

    • @art_noob2952
      @art_noob2952 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @deez7729
      @deez7729 5 років тому +2

      [WolfyDreams] I looked away many times because I was playing Call of Duty

  • @antoniociura1480
    @antoniociura1480 5 років тому +796

    "Sometimes you just want me to tell you everything you need to know for the theory"
    Finally,you understand.

    • @trougonjohnson2606
      @trougonjohnson2606 5 років тому +20

      He knows us too well

    • @ripsessionkites
      @ripsessionkites 5 років тому +9

      Genius

    • @haydenwalker2647
      @haydenwalker2647 5 років тому +10

      Plus actually watching a horror series can be too much for some people who struggle with anxiety but still like to learn about the story

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 5 років тому +3

      *who ruined the 666 likes???*

    • @LittleHomieLightningtech
      @LittleHomieLightningtech 5 років тому +3

      @@haydenwalker2647 it's not even scary

  • @catten_kit1298
    @catten_kit1298 2 роки тому +72

    Because of this video, I think that Matt Pat should make his fourth channel about conspiracy theories, more of real life ones. He could talk about big theories about missing people, or possibly event in history that don’t make sense. Honestly with his knowledge I’m sure he’d be able to solve a lot of this. Like possibly the Bermuda Triangle, or missing ships and shipwrecks. And maybe even aliens like this lol. Also, Great video Matt Pat just like all of your other videos and I know I’m late to the party…but just love your work! ❤️

    • @Galactipod
      @Galactipod Рік тому +4

      No. Conspiracy theories are far more serious and consequential than anything he's covered before.

    • @lukeriely4468
      @lukeriely4468 Рік тому +1

      It is Film Theory, though. Leave the rest to David Ikea and Alex Jones.

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube 10 місяців тому

      @@lukeriely4468 i like reliable and non crazy sources

  • @justsomeguy07
    @justsomeguy07 5 років тому +1854

    GPS: This is the fastest route, in 300 feet turn off your head lights
    Me: _Im just trying to go to Whataburger_

    • @noahb0216
      @noahb0216 5 років тому +8

      SpectralGamer 801official is this a reference to something?

    • @justsomeguy07
      @justsomeguy07 5 років тому +49

      Noah Besant nah I’m just in the mood for Whataburger right now
      And I’m still in the mood after two weeks
      _Someone feed me whataburger_

    • @bree7852
      @bree7852 5 років тому +22

      local texas friend

    • @justsomeguy07
      @justsomeguy07 5 років тому +21

      bree
      _Gasp a fellow Texan!_

    • @zacattack6653
      @zacattack6653 5 років тому +12

      TEXAS, CLAP CLAP CLAP! TEXAS, CLAP CLAP CLAP!

  • @averyswondrousworld542
    @averyswondrousworld542 5 років тому +1184

    MatPat: “Scared yet?”
    Me, nervously laughing: hahahahahahaha *_YOU KNOW IT._*

  • @mello2705
    @mello2705 3 роки тому +2347

    the siren sound gave me massive anxiety. I hate that noise. It's the sound of trauma.

    • @guttysaw6365
      @guttysaw6365 3 роки тому +138

      Bro me too. The weather alerts scare me to this day and I'm a teenager

    • @ProjectPurple
      @ProjectPurple 3 роки тому +46

      same here man during the end of the video when he showed you are on the fastest route the strange figure kinda looks like siren head

    • @mello2705
      @mello2705 3 роки тому +18

      @@ProjectPurple bro your actually kinda right-

    • @bonithechubbypotato5100
      @bonithechubbypotato5100 3 роки тому +8

      @@ProjectPurple O_O

    • @wowmyname4506
      @wowmyname4506 3 роки тому +20

      My sound of trauma is an alarm clock lol

  • @rio1208
    @rio1208 3 роки тому +20

    The tone difference for a few seconds when he said “scared yet?” sent an odd shiver down my spine for no reason! I love this

  • @user-ed3sh8df2s
    @user-ed3sh8df2s 4 роки тому +2870

    “don’t look away” me: *looks in the comments scaredly*

    • @ajjones6186
      @ajjones6186 4 роки тому +28

      Me:looks in the comments me! : thinks I’m safe! also me: let’s binge watch 58 at 9:30pm! Also me: hides in parents room and still doesn’t feel safe!!!!

    • @Yonlrz
      @Yonlrz 4 роки тому +11

      I'd rather watch the thing on UA-cam TV.
      We big pp have no fear exept this strange thing we heard one day
      "Tssssssssssss"
      Also I like to add memes when I watch sh* like this
      "Bravo six, Going Dark"

    • @tenyaiida9606
      @tenyaiida9606 4 роки тому +4

      lol same

    • @richardvicentino5466
      @richardvicentino5466 4 роки тому +7

      We be hiding down here 😞

    • @eladiocontreras1969
      @eladiocontreras1969 4 роки тому +4

      We will be ready to fight!

  • @crazyhero720
    @crazyhero720 4 роки тому +1234

    Local 58: **loud creepy storm siren**
    Sirenhead: hey, that’s my line!

    • @AvgNormalGal
      @AvgNormalGal 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh

    • @arxl2175
      @arxl2175 4 роки тому +1

      No its cythulus

    • @FlapJackSyrup
      @FlapJackSyrup 4 роки тому +17

      "MOM LOOK I'M ON TV"

    • @arxl2175
      @arxl2175 4 роки тому +1

      @@FlapJackSyrup I don't get it

    • @Rhysspuffs
      @Rhysspuffs 4 роки тому

      Adriel Ruiz the joke is that siren head makes those noises too

  • @c00lter52
    @c00lter52 5 років тому +4883

    People. I'm going fullscreen. Tell my mom I took the cookies. Not my sibling.

  • @Some__Guy
    @Some__Guy 2 роки тому +69

    13:05 Apollo Eleventeen? Are we sure Matpat's not an alien himself?

    • @ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278
      @ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278 Рік тому +4

      @@jordisonmichaels something a fellow alien would say

    • @corruptedshadow5241
      @corruptedshadow5241 Рік тому

      @@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278 Ḩ̷̚e̵̢͉͠ ̶͍̒ṣ̸̜̈́ǎ̷͑ͅi̶̧̾́d̴̯̭͆͌ ̶̫͋͒Á̴̼̈́p̶̘̌ọ̶̈͘l̵̟̒̚l̴͚̙͗o̷̞͓͐͝ ̸͍͌1̶̪̆1̴̬͛ ̵͙̗́t̴̠͙͌e̸̫̅́a̷͔̎͝m̵͍͓̓̈́,̴̢̛̰͝ ̷̨̛̄t̶̯̒̚r̸̲͇͌̾u̶͎̯͆ś̶͈͕̾t̷͕̏͠ ̷̛͚m̸̉ͅe̷̬̓̓

    • @lidalu_lots4277
      @lidalu_lots4277 10 місяців тому +3

      He said Apollo 11 team

  • @insertnamehere349
    @insertnamehere349 4 роки тому +699

    Jesus, that driving one freaked me out. Can you imagine just driving and your GPS asks you to ‘turn off your headlights’? Still makes me shudder.

    • @prajwalpingali
      @prajwalpingali 4 роки тому +69

      It is by far the scariest one. It's just way too scary. That and the US government announcement to off yourself. It's lifeless, emotionless, and monotone...I can't sleep after watching any of their videos...or even this video!

    • @danger_1189
      @danger_1189 4 роки тому +46

      i wa stupid and watched this at three in the morning ( not because its creepy time just thats when i go to bed on nights i stay up because thats when i get tired.) and lets just say attempting to sleep was one of the worst experiences i've had in my whole life, and that lasted like two months, also no im not a child, and yes i know saying that makes me sound like a child.

    • @bradenms
      @bradenms 4 роки тому +13

      TURN THEM OFF

    • @l9139
      @l9139 4 роки тому +11

      @@bradenms NOW

    • @ilu9079
      @ilu9079 4 роки тому +10

      Some Navi’s allow you to add your own voice with your own instructions to a Navi so.... that’s not really a big deal

  • @alekmerrick4835
    @alekmerrick4835 5 років тому +605

    Alien 1: Look at those humans trying to kill eachother
    Alien 2: Should we 3rd party them?
    Alien 1: Sure

  • @gabetapia7653
    @gabetapia7653 5 років тому +5125

    Mat: Go watch Local 58 if you haven’t
    Me: No, I don’t think I will

    • @balarab1
      @balarab1 5 років тому +108

      I watched the first video then rushed back lol

    • @ieatciggies
      @ieatciggies 5 років тому +66

      you should, it's really good content

    • @princedouchebag
      @princedouchebag 5 років тому +26

      same

    • @loumooney5082
      @loumooney5082 5 років тому +46

      Meh I’ll do it eventually

    • @davidmorgan758
      @davidmorgan758 5 років тому +93

      I’ll watch it in the morning when I’m not going to sleep soon lmao

  • @Nakosuke-75
    @Nakosuke-75 3 роки тому +30

    "Then tells the driver to turn onto old abandoned roads"
    Average Ireland GPS system

  • @ace1diots
    @ace1diots 4 роки тому +3079

    “Moon’s Haunted.”
    “What?”
    * cockes gun *
    “Moons Haunted”

  • @erenjeager5290
    @erenjeager5290 5 років тому +3198

    Title: Don’t look away
    Me: *looks through the comments*
    Title: Am I a joke to you...

  • @tylergriffith134
    @tylergriffith134 5 років тому +639

    GPS: You're on the fastest available route
    Me: Well yes, but actually no.

    • @bendythedemon4334
      @bendythedemon4334 5 років тому +11

      GPS: you’re on the fastest available route
      Me: SHUT UP IM GOING TO CANADA NOT THOUGH THAT CREEPY HALLWAY AND I WONT TURN OFF MY HEADLIGHTS YOU STUPID GPS

    • @WhosManIsThis
      @WhosManIsThis 5 років тому +1

      basically me driving to campus lol

    • @badgerinthewagon1283
      @badgerinthewagon1283 5 років тому +2

      You are on the fastest avalible route TO YOUR UNTIMLEY DEMISE

  • @Xoolerz
    @Xoolerz 3 місяці тому +4

    I hate that im watching this at 2:48 AM, and the moment Matpat talks about the moon and screaming a bright flash appears outside when he goes “Are you scared yet?”

  • @jartied
    @jartied 3 роки тому +1905

    God, Local58 is such a well done example of cosmic horror

    • @thehistoryandbooknerd8979
      @thehistoryandbooknerd8979 3 роки тому +10

      I agree

    • @parsalimooee4372
      @parsalimooee4372 3 роки тому +11

      In games,the best cosmic horror i have seen is bloodborne.
      They are aliens after all.

    • @leduckified1534
      @leduckified1534 3 роки тому +11

      not to be "that guy" or anything but im pretty sure that its not cosmic horror, but analog horror.

    • @FancyJohnny
      @FancyJohnny 3 роки тому +38

      @@leduckified1534 it seems to be a blend of both, cosmic horror told through an analog style

    • @IndigoWhiskey
      @IndigoWhiskey 2 роки тому +6

      gotta love how theres supposed to be a distinction (other than artstyle and goofy typecasting) between cosmic and alien horror. what was cthulu native born to earth? or you going to learn that alien basically just means not from round here, likely to be the first dropped word when parlaying with and species that might want you to just think of them as people thanks. bit like the space equivilent of racism, planetism if you will. sure you can whack the word god around like it has some inheirant properties to it but largely its either a job title or an adjective for scale and doesnt mean anything specific. the infinite not giving a flying feck if you live is true in both. arbritrary distinction although i will throw the creator a bone here and say i entirely agree with leaving the x files out of it. geez american culture can ruin good ideas, literally any number of forms and styles of thinking and reasons to do things and we always get the same pasty thin bobble head humans essentially. so yea cosmic if your gunna bother and analogue horror is the art style not the story genre. like you can swing wildly around in tone whilst never leaving animated cartoons if you want to.

  • @lorde2958
    @lorde2958 5 років тому +769

    Tomorrow
    Matpat: Ignore what I said, look at the moon every night, use GPS all the time.

  • @tankunicorn134
    @tankunicorn134 5 років тому +526

    MatPat-"the horror that creeps under my skin and stays there"
    Me-"NOPE"

    • @dianam9719
      @dianam9719 5 років тому +2

      ADRFTYDEWWSYHGGGGGGVCXSDDFDDFDFDD?!??!*@*@**!??!?!(+₩+0+0+0

    • @tankunicorn134
      @tankunicorn134 5 років тому

      Diana Di what?

  • @BloodyN1nja
    @BloodyN1nja 3 роки тому +14

    it will never stop being sort of surprising that MatPat never did a dedicated video on Marble Hornets

  • @Rei-ob8ey
    @Rei-ob8ey 4 роки тому +1274

    Channel 58: the moon is bad
    Sokka: The MOON IS A VERY NICE LADY AND RULES OVER THE SKY FAIRLY

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 5 років тому +5274

    MAT THERE'S A NEW ONE
    MAT THERE'S A NEW ONE
    MAT THERE'S A NEW ONE
    NOW WITH EVEN MORE _MOON_

    • @zicnov4794
      @zicnov4794 5 років тому +176

      Madeline Peyton did you say *MOON?!?*

    • @lovell8983
      @lovell8983 5 років тому +247

      you mean *HIS THRONE*

    • @deonm.2420
      @deonm.2420 5 років тому +126

      WE MUST REJOICE TO HIS THRONE!

    • @WindowsEater
      @WindowsEater 5 років тому +57

      Keep looking up

    • @NotWizardRealms
      @NotWizardRealms 5 років тому +67

      Moons haunted

  • @lukemansell4504
    @lukemansell4504 5 років тому +1286

    "Welcome to the salty spitoon. how tough are ya?"
    "I watched this video"
    "So?"
    "Without looking away"

    • @urosbjelos8415
      @urosbjelos8415 5 років тому +29

      'Fullscreen with headphones on.At night.'

    • @guido2379
      @guido2379 5 років тому +16

      @@urosbjelos8415 while standing on my porch with gunshoots nearby

    • @callmedavis7741
      @callmedavis7741 5 років тому +6

      On a cold snow storm

    • @hunterulez
      @hunterulez 5 років тому +7

      At night with the full moon at night

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 5 років тому +8

      With the dark closet _open_

  • @cosmo.cricket
    @cosmo.cricket 11 місяців тому +11

    matpat: You scared yet?
    me: *flipping yes*

  • @Uno-wx5kt
    @Uno-wx5kt 5 років тому +6248

    People on desktop youtube: We're safe in the comments
    Me on mobile: Let me in, let me *INNNNNNN*

  • @alexashesyt5030
    @alexashesyt5030 4 роки тому +2590

    New theory: Gru was actually saving the world while stealing the moon. S A V E M E P L E A S E N O T

  • @confusedjello7292
    @confusedjello7292 4 роки тому +1317

    The title: don't look away
    My adhd brain: *well, we're screwed*

  • @BlazinMation
    @BlazinMation Рік тому +8

    Film Theory: Don’t look away!
    Me: Pfft! You can’t tell *me* what to do!

  • @brickbot2.038
    @brickbot2.038 4 роки тому +1457

    Title: "Don't looks away"
    Mat: "Why don't you go watch this series real quick."

  • @anastasiyafesko509
    @anastasiyafesko509 5 років тому +21709

    I'm safe in the comments
    I'm safe in the comments
    I'm safe in the comments
    IM SAFE IN THE COMMENTS

    • @snorkgp-5949
      @snorkgp-5949 5 років тому +488

      The primitive mind deserves its nightmares

    • @Hessonite_Dragon_Helen
      @Hessonite_Dragon_Helen 5 років тому +263

      HELP ME!!!

    • @brennanruiz1803
      @brennanruiz1803 5 років тому +393

      Safety in numbers.

    • @addieshook3002
      @addieshook3002 5 років тому +573

      I'm safe under the covers
      I'm safe under the covers
      I'm safe under the covers
      I'M SAFE UNDER THE COVERS

    • @pyxistucker9116
      @pyxistucker9116 5 років тому +297

      But I’m on an iPad and the comments don’t cover the video...😅😅😰

  • @avamkr1375
    @avamkr1375 5 років тому +1585

    *Sees this at 12 am*
    *Watches 2 minutes*
    “I’ll just wait for the morning to finish...”

    • @oskar9b641
      @oskar9b641 5 років тому +9

      THIS WAS ME LOL

    • @Vhnzy
      @Vhnzy 5 років тому +7

      That is exactly what I did wtf

    • @happythepanda9954
      @happythepanda9954 5 років тому +4

      Same here. I do these kind of things in every scary videos on youtube.

    • @gab904
      @gab904 5 років тому

      I did the same thing 😁

    • @mildredrivas2305
      @mildredrivas2305 5 років тому +1

      imbackfromhell pretty sure he meant 12:00 PM so...

  • @whisper4714
    @whisper4714 3 роки тому +17

    I hope Matpat covers local 58 again as the new recent videos are... quite interesting.

  • @SevynOsumWorld
    @SevynOsumWorld 4 роки тому +1486

    Video:scaring me
    Old navy ad: im about to ruin this whole mans carreer

    • @mr.creatureman
      @mr.creatureman 4 роки тому +20

      Mine was a US Navy ad followed by a KitKat ad

    • @cringebot3082
      @cringebot3082 4 роки тому +8

      Mr. Creatureman hmm crunchy

    • @Snxzzy
      @Snxzzy 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao, I just got an old navy ad too.

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension 4 роки тому

      yvan eht nioj

    • @Mooninsanity
      @Mooninsanity 4 роки тому

      *You better appreciate that old navy add* the old navy add makes it safe

  • @Gojirawars03
    @Gojirawars03 4 роки тому +511

    MatPat: **halfway through video explaining how Aliens can hijack broadcasts**
    The video: **cuts to an ALIEN WARE ad**

  • @joshmanis9860
    @joshmanis9860 4 роки тому +622

    “Those traumatic sirens” Tell me about it I was terrified of the tests they did at night

    • @Tinypro2005
      @Tinypro2005 3 роки тому +10

      I remember I got scared of those to the point I hid when they started

    • @Dreamheart101
      @Dreamheart101 3 роки тому +1

      Are you an Undertale fan?

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dreamheart101 I was one but then I grew out of it and haven’t changed the picture

    • @cheesewizvevo
      @cheesewizvevo 3 роки тому

      same

    • @judgementbird2248
      @judgementbird2248 3 роки тому +4

      As someone who is sensitive to loud noises (I get uncomfortable with too much noise or really loud noises.) they’re a big pain.

  • @Kou-kun_From_Touhikou
    @Kou-kun_From_Touhikou 5 місяців тому +1

    OMFG in the beginning when i heard "you are on the fastest available route" my heart dropped for a second because i was listening to this episode while driving

  • @zcaiikitten4255
    @zcaiikitten4255 5 років тому +8386

    everyone,
    get your blankets,
    pillows,
    snacks,
    i'll keep you all safe

    • @ZayGetsBenjis
      @ZayGetsBenjis 5 років тому +85

      Ok

    • @icebird1800
      @icebird1800 5 років тому +114

      ꧁༺Zcaii Kitten༻꧂ Thank you. :D

    • @simonmesser9234
      @simonmesser9234 5 років тому +161

      I really needed that. I am so scared its 5am right now 😭😭

    • @astropan2765
      @astropan2765 5 років тому +37

      Thank yous

    • @maxiwaxipads
      @maxiwaxipads 5 років тому +156

      A voice said, as you turned around, as you saw someone in a blue cloak, offering pillows, blankets, and snacks, seeming nice and peaceful.

  • @dani_pumps_8230
    @dani_pumps_8230 5 років тому +806

    Humans: don’t kill each other
    Aliens: fine, I’ll do it myself

    • @frapiichino
      @frapiichino 5 років тому

      And then they decapitate him

    • @imbored7824
      @imbored7824 5 років тому +3

      Avengers in a nutshell

    • @yunhyy
      @yunhyy 5 років тому +3

      Bacteria: I’ll step in too

    • @phantomz1939
      @phantomz1939 5 років тому

      Santosh Kumar Desai hahahahah

    • @LevObzor
      @LevObzor 5 років тому +1

      My like is number 666

  • @marinoanims9235
    @marinoanims9235 4 роки тому +421

    "The moon is dangerous"
    Skull Kid wearing Majora's Mask: allow me to introduce myself

  • @paulyguitary7651
    @paulyguitary7651 2 роки тому +3

    The fact that they made a successful channel using public domain audio and video is amazing to me

  • @MassiveFella
    @MassiveFella 3 роки тому +10310

    Fortunately it seems the aliens can only communicate through American signals so as a British person I think I'm pretty safe

  • @quaxky326
    @quaxky326 4 роки тому +980

    “When we sleep we die”
    Me at 4AM: Wha.... I’m not tired, I can stay awake all da- zzzzzzzzzz

    • @fea_puta1
      @fea_puta1 3 роки тому +8

      Y’all still alive?

    • @quaxky326
      @quaxky326 3 роки тому +7

      @@fea_puta1 LOOK AT THE MOON

    • @fea_puta1
      @fea_puta1 3 роки тому +7

      @@quaxky326 NOOOOO

    • @thegayone1911
      @thegayone1911 3 роки тому +2

      PeOpLe ToLd Me ThAt I wAs CrAzY fOr NeVeR sLeEpInG eVeR...

    • @bea71mc35
      @bea71mc35 3 роки тому +1

      Safety in numbers.

  • @samantha_k8k730
    @samantha_k8k730 5 років тому +213

    Creepiest thing happened.... just as you first mentioned First Man I walked downstairs and saw my mom watching a movie. I asked her what she was watching, and she replied with
    “First Man”

    • @smile_kid7456
      @smile_kid7456 5 років тому +14

      Oh shit

    • @rss1244
      @rss1244 5 років тому +20

      ʙʟAᴍE ᴛʜE ᴀʟIᴇNs-

    • @jillandcaleb4762
      @jillandcaleb4762 5 років тому +3

      oh god

    • @jaredsongheng6768
      @jaredsongheng6768 5 років тому +1

      Omg How Is That Possible

    • @yigitinceliyor
      @yigitinceliyor 5 років тому +8

      Strangest thing happened. When he said local 58... I searched it and came across a channel called local58!

  • @tedda
    @tedda 2 роки тому +1

    thank you for making this. just editing a local 58 video and watching your video while recording is gonna give LOADS OF WATCH HOURS (maybe I exaggerated a bit)

  • @potatoghost2299
    @potatoghost2299 5 років тому +596

    Matpat: watch local 58
    Me: well yes, but actually no

    • @jillandcaleb4762
      @jillandcaleb4762 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @assassinbro9956
      @assassinbro9956 5 років тому

      Lol I thought the same

    • @dariol970
      @dariol970 5 років тому

      Yes, but better tell me you.

    • @evie541
      @evie541 5 років тому

      GhostPotato haha i didn’t watch it

    • @benjamin8222
      @benjamin8222 5 років тому

      @@evie541 wow you did what the joke was about

  • @amandaaldana2151
    @amandaaldana2151 4 роки тому +1274

    "Go check out their channel before you watch this"
    Me: no, I don't think I will

    • @D403-n5e
      @D403-n5e 4 роки тому +12

      Doooo itttt

    • @Jadenyoung1
      @Jadenyoung1 4 роки тому +28

      its safe to watch this Channel after 9:00 pm.
      All patriotic citizens should watch all video messages from local 58 after 9:00 pm.
      That is all. Have a good night.

    • @whenyoucantthinkofagoodnam3765
      @whenyoucantthinkofagoodnam3765 4 роки тому +21

      @@Jadenyoung1 did the aliens get you?

    • @benisdead935
      @benisdead935 4 роки тому +5

      That was me to

    • @michirugmichi6338
      @michirugmichi6338 4 роки тому +5

      aw :( that channel deserves more views and support
      at least mat was able to bring it more people

  • @jestar8809
    @jestar8809 5 років тому +848

    MatPat: D O N O T L O O K A W A Y
    Me: Doesn't look at the video, Not even once.

  • @77xX_Galacto_Xx77
    @77xX_Galacto_Xx77 2 роки тому +2

    I'm so glad matpat has done a theory on this amazing series. I remember stumbling onto this video years ago when it popped into my feed. Really spooky not knowing what you're getting into.

  • @finitesource9643
    @finitesource9643 5 років тому +765

    When you're too scared to watch it so you hear the replay through matpat's soothing voice

    • @lunalocklove568
      @lunalocklove568 5 років тому +5

      Mustard Man Yes

    • @kayleebarc
      @kayleebarc 5 років тому +8

      I still got scared

    • @nottj7946
      @nottj7946 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @hahaurdum9961
      @hahaurdum9961 5 років тому

      I saw this with etika

    • @Catsrnice_
      @Catsrnice_ 5 років тому +1

      Yeah I'm just going through the comments and not even watching the video just hearing MatPats voice lol

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 3 роки тому +1932

    Aliens: go outside and look at the moon.
    Introverts: pff i don't have such weaknesses

    • @KhaiGK
      @KhaiGK 3 роки тому +9

      GG

    • @adeel7556
      @adeel7556 3 роки тому +23

      I hate the mainstream news so I'm good

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 3 роки тому +45

      An introvert would take so long preparing to go outside it would be day by the time they walked out the door

    • @Just.moemoe
      @Just.moemoe 3 роки тому +11

      @@seamusmckeon9109
      Yeah... it's true. I would take that long

    • @granda3649
      @granda3649 3 роки тому +6

      @@Just.moemoe I wouldn't. That's just a generalization.

  • @kiebahow442
    @kiebahow442 5 років тому +716

    Matpat: DO NOT LOOK AWAY!!
    Me: Is that a pikachu?

    • @WompRatGaming
      @WompRatGaming 5 років тому +2

      ITS A PIKACHU!

    • @joukolink2883
      @joukolink2883 5 років тому +1

      It was a ditto!

    • @friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339
      @friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339 5 років тому +1

      Theseus slays the mighty- oh look a bunny rabbit!

    • @TheDisorganizedNerd
      @TheDisorganizedNerd 5 років тому +1

      1987??? Man you really can't escape fnaf with you can anyone

    • @gryffonrider2591
      @gryffonrider2591 5 років тому +1

      Lol says don’t look away right when he starts talking “ yeah umm just realised I got something to do... “ ( run )

  • @fireofdawn3515
    @fireofdawn3515 2 роки тому +1

    The convo during Apollo 11 is known now- it was them talking about what to say. Buzz said to say “oh my god what is that thing”, scream, and cut the mic

  • @SolariumActual
    @SolariumActual 4 роки тому +1603

    Friend: The Moon's Haunted?
    Me: Always has been. *points gun at self*

    • @RustyinkDefinitelynotSam
      @RustyinkDefinitelynotSam 4 роки тому +20

      Wait it’s all earth? Of course Gary your an astronaught how do you not know that you idiot

    • @shondalarrison513
      @shondalarrison513 4 роки тому +11

      *Points gun at self as well* I always knew there was a deeper meaning to the moon. I MEAN DOES THIS NOT FREAK YOU OUT-> 🌚

    • @donaldpollock4799
      @donaldpollock4799 4 роки тому +3

      🌚🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌚
      The moons are the gods

    • @blazerheata6479
      @blazerheata6479 4 роки тому +1

      OK Minato

    • @kingcoveryepic
      @kingcoveryepic 4 роки тому +4

      Great slime comes out of your head*
      *The slime spell out “Vsauce”**

  • @elikitchener1008
    @elikitchener1008 5 років тому +873

    Aliens: sleep will kill you
    Me: *already jumping into bed* good

    • @user-fi3or2ee7k
      @user-fi3or2ee7k 5 років тому +25

      That was unexpectingly edgy

    • @Randoenigma
      @Randoenigma 5 років тому +29

      Lol, that's probably the reality of it, and why we depressed people want to sleep. What I'm trying to say is: WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!

    • @philipc8273
      @philipc8273 5 років тому +3

      Dammmnnn boiii

    • @shittedpants3265
      @shittedpants3265 5 років тому +8

      Contingency: hey guy we lost *die now*
      Me: oh now is when you want us to

    • @zawarudo418
      @zawarudo418 5 років тому +1

      Finally, a funny comment

  • @lonniehill8797
    @lonniehill8797 4 роки тому +495

    GPS: go down this sketchy road and then turn off your headlights.
    Driver: I do as the GPS guides.

  • @Aniruddh_Chouhan
    @Aniruddh_Chouhan 3 роки тому +11

    I don't know how he missed it but in the video "programming for the kids " the moon is blinking in morse code.
    at 8:09

  • @vellasleep
    @vellasleep 5 років тому +1176

    I definitely thought the ending would be:
    *”The truth is out there. Downloading NordVPN does, in fact, protect your computer.”*

    • @ronaldortiz7173
      @ronaldortiz7173 5 років тому +2

      Haha lol.

    • @bt9830
      @bt9830 5 років тому +8

      Very impotant ,, the aliens are female , look at the contengency video at 1:08 min to find they surrenderd to her!!!!

    • @I_Punch_Demons
      @I_Punch_Demons 5 років тому +2

      But this isn't a tech channel.

    • @mrpaccymoney4027
      @mrpaccymoney4027 5 років тому +2

      I thought it was too.

    • @sonicdude9971
      @sonicdude9971 5 років тому +4

      Lol. Love your profile pic btw.

  • @neutrality4067
    @neutrality4067 3 роки тому +3136

    Covid: exists
    Suicide rates: go up
    Me just now watching this video: nervous sweating intensifies

    • @MiggsonMonday
      @MiggsonMonday 3 роки тому +5

      😳🤯

    • @Liloubaba
      @Liloubaba 3 роки тому +50

      @@MiggsonMonday flushed emoji, mind blowing emoji

    • @AxtroLeaf
      @AxtroLeaf 3 роки тому +19

      Assume the victory position.

    • @LoftysquareYT
      @LoftysquareYT 3 роки тому +9

      i could feel the hairs on my hand rising as i watched this

    • @TheRealWoopSlap
      @TheRealWoopSlap 3 роки тому +2

      @@LoftysquareYT How did it feel nice or werid

  • @freezeburn3725
    @freezeburn3725 2 роки тому

    i did a writing prompt based off of the whole alert saying "Don't Look At The Moon" thing, and it was mad fun. Never even knew that there was a youtube series with that concept! This is so cool!

  • @PawsandProperties
    @PawsandProperties 5 років тому +620

    Me: Probably shouldn’t watch this at night.
    My brain: CLLLLICK

    • @Gianna-m5z
      @Gianna-m5z 5 років тому

      Same though

    • @kryla_
      @kryla_ 5 років тому

      Literally everyone in a nutshell

    • @rainah15
      @rainah15 5 років тому

      Baby Veneno right I’m supposed to sleep I gotta get up at 7 for school again.. it’s literally almost 12am

    • @eemeli7093
      @eemeli7093 5 років тому

      Hmmmm.... I Wonder Who would relate to this video....

    • @paleenderplayz9027
      @paleenderplayz9027 5 років тому

      That's me at night XD watching creepypasta comic dub at night randomly XD lol

  • @cubeofmeat4982
    @cubeofmeat4982 5 років тому +603

    MatPat: *tells people to watch all of Local 58*
    Also MatPat: *begins to summarize all of Local 58 anyway*

  • @drhfq
    @drhfq 5 років тому +1165

    Others: "I'm scared to go full screen"
    Me: *streams it on my big screen tv*

  • @Terminator45845
    @Terminator45845 3 роки тому +4

    I find it crazy that Local 58 actually released a new episode not less than a day ago prior to my comment. I'm a tad nervous to watch it.

    • @nicholaslucier-halliday5954
      @nicholaslucier-halliday5954 3 роки тому +2

      should watch it. it's got some interesting messages

    • @Terminator45845
      @Terminator45845 3 роки тому +2

      @@nicholaslucier-halliday5954 Yeah I probably will watch it, just need to prepare😅

  • @juanjosebustosperez6511
    @juanjosebustosperez6511 4 роки тому +826

    The weirdest thing is that the aliens have merch

    • @v01d3d9
      @v01d3d9 3 роки тому +42

      New theory: Okay, so they were forcing us to see the moon just to promote their merch

    • @kennedylemon5837
      @kennedylemon5837 3 роки тому +4

      @@v01d3d9 maybe its Elvis the alien's merch

    • @yourlocalmoron4832
      @yourlocalmoron4832 3 роки тому +2

      @@kennedylemon5837 ya

    • @v01d3d9
      @v01d3d9 3 роки тому +1

      @@kennedylemon5837 definitely is

    • @aidenevanhannahowen
      @aidenevanhannahowen 3 роки тому +4

      The real question is how much will it cost?

  • @rotdpj1653
    @rotdpj1653 5 років тому +1250

    Me (before this video): Oh man, the full moon is beautiful tonight.
    Me (after this video):.....°_°

    • @bribrimon348
      @bribrimon348 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, never looking at the moon again.

    • @furiusjack
      @furiusjack 5 років тому +3

      Good way make me feel creeped out by this (anybody else feel creepy happy when scared)

    • @BrokeCarCrewTie
      @BrokeCarCrewTie 5 років тому

      @@bribrimon348 saaaammmmeee

    • @asadpillay7380
      @asadpillay7380 5 років тому

      Last night it was a full moon, when I was going to watch this video.

    • @JT-cv8hu
      @JT-cv8hu 5 років тому

      I have a clear view of the f*cking moon where I am, and I'm quite terrified to look

  • @maddie493
    @maddie493 4 роки тому +305

    I was literally staring at the moon for an hour last night because it was so bright and full. now today I watched local 58 and I really regret doing that

    • @notrod5341
      @notrod5341 4 роки тому +21

      Well you didn't die immediately so you're good!
      *NOW GO OUTSIDE. AND LOOK UP. IT IS SAFE*

    • @solarsleepless
      @solarsleepless 4 роки тому +10

      @@notrod5341 *No, I don't think I will.*

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon 4 роки тому +6

      @@notrod5341 the moon was full last night and I looked at it before closing my blinds because of the brightness of the moon. It became brighter outside (and this was midnight) buy remembering this theory i decided on not checking outside

    • @krisdeltarun
      @krisdeltarun 4 роки тому +3

      You are going to get abducted by the aliens now. Sorry man 😔😔

    • @abas656thegodemperor9
      @abas656thegodemperor9 4 роки тому +1

      if the moon actaully killed you, you done goofed

  • @Wowwhut
    @Wowwhut 2 роки тому +1

    That "sometimes you just want me to explain you everything about the theory" line was exactly my experience. I feel caught and dirty

  • @jaxcott
    @jaxcott 5 років тому +500

    MatPat: It's really short so if you haven't seen it, go watch it right no-
    Me: Well yes, but actually no.

  • @ishiimo
    @ishiimo 5 років тому +646

    Me: School starts tomorrow, I'm gonna sleep early and have an amazing day
    Also me: **watches Local58**

  • @Pawpatrolcookiedough
    @Pawpatrolcookiedough 5 років тому +717

    Me:why am I awake at 1am
    Matpat:to wach my next nightmare video
    Me: why do I like these videos

  • @HAH-to5gf
    @HAH-to5gf 2 роки тому +3

    It’s summer break, and I can finally watch this without being 10 minutes late to school

  • @inc0gnit09
    @inc0gnit09 5 років тому +639

    local 58 is just a compilation of the history channel at midnight