Aya: Need a Dispencer here Reimu : Deploy a sentry here Mokou: Need a teleporter here Suika Need a Sentry here Yuyuko: Putt dispencer here Eirin: The teleporter goes here Patchouli: Need a dispenser here Sakuya: Place a sentry here Nitori: Nope.avi
"I understand you're busy, Nitori. That's alright, but you haven't thought about the Hakurei shrine for even a wee little bit." "Reimu, I made this for ya." "Really? Using every bit of my donations, Nitori? ... Pfft!" Gahahaha, welcome and browse! (Destroy the northern village) We're not losing to another company's rip off prices today! (Bury the southern village) We always smile, paying cash! (Burn down the eastern village) Nitori's Ultra Rip Off Television Shopping! It starts now! (Cut off the western village's water supply!) Come on in and take your time buying things! SAGI☆DETH! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Anko Bun with noodles at 100 times its original cost! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! A copy of a dolphin painting for one million yen! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Sending you various run-down empty boxes! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Telephone calls are coming in~ Come, come, everyone, come and look at this. Today I'll be introducing to you Something that usually cuts down anything quick - A magic-like slicer! (Myooooon!?) Look at its sharpness When it chops cucumbers like so! Huh? What did you say? This isn't cucumber! This is okra! It becomes just like so! (Yaan☆) The waves of recession won't control even me Ran ran ru ru YAAAAAAAAY! (Above all prices) From the Valley of Kappa We deliver to you a nice item! (It's an empty crate though) Gensokyo by itself isn't enough! (World domination) We need more gleaming smiles! (Like mine) From the Valley of Kappa We give you nice price bargains! (A thousand times the original price!) A value greater than its price! (Stocking costs) More and more "thanks" to you! Ka~ppa kappa kappa ka-... At any rate! Come and buy stuff! SAGI☆DETH! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! This vase is a very nice vase. Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! It doesn't come with a DVD! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Thanks for the yellow wallet! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! More telephone calls will probably be coming in~ Come, come, everyone, come and look at this too. Next I'll be introducing to you Something that almost anything can be discarded into - A magic-like trash can! (Yukari!?) Look at its depth. When you discard the uranium like so... hm? (President: "ku*~awse*drftgyfujiko") The president position is open!! Finally, I get to be a president! (Yay☆) The flowing tears won't stop even me, nya Ni hao nyan nyan YAAAAAAAAY! (Above all prices) From the Valley of Kappa We deliver to you a nice item! (You got a ***sou) Gensokyo by itself isn't enough! (Space domination!) We need more gleaming smiles! (Gloating state!) From the Valley of Kappa We give you nice price bargains! (That's a lie) A value greater than its price! (For personal reasons) More and more "thanks" to you! Gyaha! Lots of stuff got ripped off today! (Destroy the northern village) The phone won't stop ringing and I can't stop laughing! (Bury the southern village) Alright, time to sell shares on my PC. (Burn down the eastern village) I wonder if I should start an online shop? (Cut off the western village's water supply!) The waves of recession won't control even me Ran ran ru ru YAAAAAAAAY! (Above all prices) From the Valley of Kappa We deliver to you a nice item! (Is it fragile and broken?) Gensokyo by itself isn't enough! (Dimension domination!) We need more gleaming smiles! (Heaven state!) From the Valley of Kappa We give you nice price bargains! (It's a scam) A value greater than its price! (Large! Large!) More and more "thanks" to you! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Anko Bun with noodles at 100 times its original cost! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Once a hundred people are on it, it breaks! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! I'm a billionaire, hip hip hooray! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! That'll be 399 yen
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サビのリズムも良いし歌詞も良い！
むらさ船長のイルカのコピー絵百万円で吹いた
Aya: Need a Dispencer here
Reimu : Deploy a sentry here
Mokou: Need a teleporter here
Suika Need a Sentry here
Yuyuko: Putt dispencer here
Eirin: The teleporter goes here
Patchouli: Need a dispenser here
Sakuya: Place a sentry here
Nitori: Nope.avi
Hell yeah a tf2 fan
Frandre sappin my dispenser
Frandre sappin my sentry
Frandre sappin teleporter
@@Izayoink_Saccuy you look similar!
@@qmg523 hmm
You know, since I don't speak japanese yet, I have no freaking clue what she's saying, aside from a general idea.
But it's still freaking awesome.
Nitori-chan runs a shop that rips people off
@@dannywapbangᗜ_ᗜ
Did you get to speak Japanese now?
北の町はほろぼせー
南の町はうめろー
東の町はもやせー
西の町はみずぜめだー☆
あの声、ハマってしまうんだよなぁ～ｗｗ
誰だったっけ？
聞いたことある声なんだよなぁ～。
終焉魔人∞ XEKIA・ユウタ 確か、若元さんだよねwﾌﾟﾙｧｧｧｧｱ!!の人
アビスノヴァ キャッチマイハート！
セルにしか聞こえん.....w
北の町をほろぼせ〜のところをがはになってますよ
Did Nitori just go "Ran Ran Ru"?
北の町を滅ぼせー
南の町は埋めろー
東の町は燃やせー
西の町は水攻めだー
で腹筋崩壊した
this has got to be one of the most adorable things i have ever watched
かっぱが大好きになった
"i was kinda lazy and didnt put a clip here"
That was hilarious, added to the video a ton lmao
0:53 RODA ROLLA DA!
MUDA MUDA MUDA
ニトリかわいい。
この曲めっちゃ好き
それな👍
I really, REALLY hate how underrated Nitori is.
She is one of my favorites.
Best Kappa, would have as a daughter forever. 10/10
この曲好きだなー
Bro was a good editor
今も昔も詐欺ですのところすきだな。
かっーぱかっぱかっぱかｐ((ﾄﾞｳｩｩｩｩﾝ
久々に聞いたがhiカットされてるのに気がついてしまった…
1:33 that part sounds like optical cellophane
"I understand you're busy, Nitori. That's alright, but you haven't thought about the Hakurei shrine for even a wee little bit."
"Reimu, I made this for ya."
"Really? Using every bit of my donations, Nitori?
... Pfft!"
Gahahaha, welcome and browse! (Destroy the northern village)
We're not losing to another company's rip off prices today! (Bury the southern village)
We always smile, paying cash! (Burn down the eastern village)
Nitori's Ultra Rip Off Television Shopping! It starts now! (Cut off the western village's water supply!)
Come on in and take your time buying things!
SAGI☆DETH!
Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store!
Anko Bun with noodles at 100 times its original cost!
Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store!
A copy of a dolphin painting for one million yen!
Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store!
Sending you various run-down empty boxes!
Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store!
Telephone calls are coming in~
Come, come, everyone, come and look at this.
Today I'll be introducing to you
Something that usually cuts down anything quick -
A magic-like slicer! (Myooooon!?)
Look at its sharpness
When it chops cucumbers like so!
Huh? What did you say? This isn't cucumber! This is okra!
It becomes just like so! (Yaan☆)
The waves of recession won't control even me
Ran ran ru ru YAAAAAAAAY!
(Above all prices)
From the Valley of Kappa
We deliver to you a nice item! (It's an empty crate though)
Gensokyo by itself isn't enough! (World domination)
We need more gleaming smiles! (Like mine)
From the Valley of Kappa
We give you nice price bargains! (A thousand times the original price!)
A value greater than its price! (Stocking costs)
More and more "thanks" to you!
Ka~ppa kappa kappa ka-...
At any rate! Come and buy stuff!
SAGI☆DETH!
Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store!
This vase is a very nice vase.
Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store!
It doesn't come with a DVD!
Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store!
Thanks for the yellow wallet!
Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store!
More telephone calls will probably be coming in~
Come, come, everyone, come and look at this too.
Next I'll be introducing to you
Something that almost anything can be discarded into -
A magic-like trash can! (Yukari!?)
Look at its depth.
When you discard the uranium like so... hm?
(President: "ku*~awse*drftgyfujiko")
The president position is open!!
Finally, I get to be a president! (Yay☆)
The flowing tears won't stop even me, nya
Ni hao nyan nyan YAAAAAAAAY!
(Above all prices)
From the Valley of Kappa
We deliver to you a nice item! (You got a ***sou)
Gensokyo by itself isn't enough! (Space domination!)
We need more gleaming smiles! (Gloating state!)
From the Valley of Kappa
We give you nice price bargains! (That's a lie)
A value greater than its price! (For personal reasons)
More and more "thanks" to you!
Gyaha! Lots of stuff got ripped off today! (Destroy the northern village)
The phone won't stop ringing and I can't stop laughing! (Bury the southern village)
Alright, time to sell shares on my PC. (Burn down the eastern village)
I wonder if I should start an online shop? (Cut off the western village's water supply!)
The waves of recession won't control even me
Ran ran ru ru YAAAAAAAAY!
(Above all prices)
From the Valley of Kappa
We deliver to you a nice item! (Is it fragile and broken?)
Gensokyo by itself isn't enough! (Dimension domination!)
We need more gleaming smiles! (Heaven state!)
From the Valley of Kappa
We give you nice price bargains! (It's a scam)
A value greater than its price! (Large! Large!)
More and more "thanks" to you!
Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store!
Anko Bun with noodles at 100 times its original cost!
Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store!
Once a hundred people are on it, it breaks!
Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store!
I'm a billionaire, hip hip hooray!
Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store!
That'll be 399 yen
You need more likes
Thanks
Legend
何年前かによく聴いてたなぁ 0:57
塾のときにこっそり聞いてたら最後の方の「詐欺です！」に吹いちゃって怒られた
あちゃぁ、そりゃあ❝ヤられちまった❞なぁ～…。ｗｗ
ツボるよねぇ、「ＳＡＧＩ☆ＤＥＴＨ！」ｗｗｗ
The girl elon musk fears
海外情勢のニュースで久々に聞きたくなったので来ました。
1:08 みょん可愛い(^^♪
This is also good to hear at 0.5.
1:27 lol ran ran ru ( the pun tho , ran and rumia)
yay! we have a full version of this!
1:54
Nitori: _kapapapaapap-_
*Reimu squishes the store*
Reimu: *_get noob_*
さっきにとりにヴァレンタインが…
fantastic einfachnur geil
この歌いいわ〜www
ニトロ...。
SAGI☆DETH
かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋
Kap-pa-pa Kap-pa-pa Nitori
2:45 *_YEET_*
Touhou Project Music Arrange Vocal
Circle:EastNewSound
0:53 ROADA ROLLA DAAAAA
ロードローラー
だいたいメルカリ
Ran: Ran Ran Ruu Ruu
Yukari: So you have choosen death ^_^
ニトリ好きだわ
2:07マ クベかな？
So this is TouHou
I see.
Welcome to touhou
Love luigiman09. i dont think you did this when you 14, and i'm 14 now but i cant do like you
Whis is Onsokumaru in this XD
2019 guys?
Whut?
2021
what do you think should i show this to my japanese class
@GalaxyBlast Gaming OK
お値段以上☆
Need Touhouspencer hereeeeeeeeeeeee
Need English lyrics
Karaoke pls!
ＩＯＳＹＳか
「こなぐすり」ってサークルですわ。チルパのMV描いた人が作画担当してるからそう思うのも無理ないが
あっぁ品 無ばれ 食っぁ利 部 気 色紙
Well LOL
GAHAHA
Kappa store
面白い(笑)
詐欺です！( ･´ｰ･｀)どや じゃねぇよwwwってか、2番の映像無かったん？
あ
音速ま･･･射命丸かぁ～なーんだ😅
ᗜˬᗜ ⑨