Herschel Walker: It Wasn't Me

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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
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  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 Рік тому +133

    These little musical skits are pure GOLD 👍😂😂😂

  • @waryaawariiri1812
    @waryaawariiri1812 Рік тому +41

    Sen. Warnock's campaign should seriously use the last parts of this clip as an ad. It is great.

  • @Vesperitis
    @Vesperitis Рік тому +372

    "Misunderstanded" is such a beautiful yet subtle burn on Walker's intelligence and character.

    • @mikeoyler2983
      @mikeoyler2983 Рік тому +7

      It's poetry! 🤣

    • @kyleborders420
      @kyleborders420 Рік тому

      No not misunderstanded, just stupid.

    • @331whf9
      @331whf9 Рік тому +5

      Ain't nothing subtle about that!

    • @clqudy4750
      @clqudy4750 Рік тому +4

      Right up there with "misremembered"

    • @iamjfrankwhite
      @iamjfrankwhite Рік тому +3

      @Vespentis we may need to 😮check to see if he’s related to George Bush, Jr. Cause daddy May have been dippin with a sister cause here’s the king of misspelled adjectives and verbs 😅😅 “You Misunderestmated Me” 😂😂

  • @nixondasilva8441
    @nixondasilva8441 Рік тому +18

    Well done. This is a masterpiece

  • @Isharne
    @Isharne Рік тому +189

    He may be named Walker, but he sure be doing a lot of running from the truth

  • @channarosenblatt8197
    @channarosenblatt8197 Рік тому +185

    That was awesome. I have a little goodie from Herschel Walker's history of lying: After the junior year at the Univ. of Georgia, everyone in Georgia waited with bated breath: Will Herschel Walker stay with us for one more year as a college football player, or will he leave us and become a professional? Shortly before the end of summer break, Herschel gave an evening interview. With conviction and great fanfare, he announced that he had decided to stay with the Univ. of Georgia as one of their football players for his Senior year. Once said year was over, he would become a professional.
    WHAT is wrong with this story? The day prior to the interview, Herschel Walker had finalized, and all parties had signed and sealed, Herschel's new contract as a professional football player. When he spoke that day to all Georgians, he lied. Straight-faced lied with no shame. FUNNY touch: People soon had bumper stickers, saying "Herschel Who?" 'Vince Dooley and his Junkyard Dogs' is what the football team at Univ. of GA was called. Vince Dooley was the coach. Herschel Walker was the lying scum. That's in 1981, folks.

    • @breestackss
      @breestackss Рік тому +27

      Just goes to show he was always a pathological liar

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Рік тому

      So how is it that his 'fans' don't even remember that? They seem as brain-dead as he is.

    • @gnawbabygnaw
      @gnawbabygnaw Рік тому +20

      Wow. Ya might share this with a Bigger audience. Sounds like a lotta folks already know this but it was a Long time ago. What comes to mind for me is politics and what kinda daily job it is. I’m sure everywhere he goes people adore him for his football. Big smile. He figured he could fake it long enough to get elected. Almost worked.

    • @orchunter8388
      @orchunter8388 Рік тому +12

      Yea but he got dropped on his head a lot as a baby so it’s not his fault.

    • @Kevin12321
      @Kevin12321 Рік тому

      @@gnawbabygnaw not every body feels the need to broadcast as much dirt as possible on as many people as possible Ger. A bigger audience could give two shiiiis

  • @will9001asd
    @will9001asd Рік тому +12

    The production value in this clip!! 😂 Good job 👏👏

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Рік тому +59

    Yet another great musical parody to start the show, please give his writers a raise.

  • @hughmanatee5096
    @hughmanatee5096 Рік тому +190

    Even if Walker wasn't lying he doesn't have the intellect to be in the senate.

    • @peteroutlaw7207
      @peteroutlaw7207 Рік тому

      Have you seen cruz, graham, Kennedy, paul, and others? Walker's intellect, lies, and mental state fits right in with republicans! America ! We can do better, and we must be better!

    • @turret72
      @turret72 Рік тому

      And yet there will be people that will put him in anyway because they think ‘owning the libs’ is more important.

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen Рік тому +15

      Let's not overlook that the American people elected a brain donor as President.

    • @tlgibson97
      @tlgibson97 Рік тому +12

      He can hit yes to vote for what the GOP puts up and he can vote no to obstruct anything the dems want. that's all they want from him. it's not like he'll be putting forth any useful legislation.

    • @ebybeehoney
      @ebybeehoney Рік тому +10

      - I'm pretty sure he doesn't have the intellect to DRIVE.

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity Рік тому +27

    “My name is Herschel Walker and I approve this abortion!“

  • @kaidianstone59
    @kaidianstone59 Рік тому +23

    Shaggy's it wasn't me can be so relevant in many situations.

  • @ZaddyOG
    @ZaddyOG Рік тому +4

    😂 a walking parody 😂

  • @lesleyghostdragon3149
    @lesleyghostdragon3149 Рік тому +5

    Another brilliant comedic jam by the The Late Show with Stephen Colbert crew 👏👏👏

  • @YesJustice
    @YesJustice Рік тому +5

    Not only that Herschel Walker's past is finding him out now, the fact is that he is totally unfit for the office he is running for; he is not an organized person, and he does not reason well to make laws or debate laws in the senate...This is completely shameful for the people that are pushing him for this office

  • @jeanneratterman
    @jeanneratterman Рік тому +5

    C’mon, folks, vote Rev Warnock! 👍🥰👍

  • @grizzlynad
    @grizzlynad Рік тому +35

    That was sheer genius, which isn’t a word one would normally associate with Walker! 🤪

  • @jonnichols4522
    @jonnichols4522 Рік тому +2

    The song 🤣🤣🤣
    Made me tear up laughing 👏

  • @thebusybee7080
    @thebusybee7080 Рік тому +11

    Georgia, once again it is in your hands. Truth. Respect. Honesty. Come through again Georgia - America's democratic values are depending on you!!! Thank you Joe Biden for being a good president and a decent man.

  • @ImperfectXIII
    @ImperfectXIII Рік тому +2

    XDDDD Holy crap, this was amazing and hilarious. Right up there with "Screw You Aileen" and "Abhor-Rent".

  • @kevinr6930
    @kevinr6930 Рік тому +30

    I would have listened to 45 verses of that song and I bet your writers could have done it.

  • @dalkurd1
    @dalkurd1 Рік тому +157

    Watching American politics from Sweden is so funny, entertaining and scary at the same time. The remix of it wasn’t me was funny. Childhood song

    • @WujiErTaiji
      @WujiErTaiji Рік тому

      Not really that funny as Sweden just elected a populist conservative right-wing government.

    • @patrickcorcoran4828
      @patrickcorcoran4828 Рік тому +28

      I remember seeing reports about Silvio Berlusconi's various scandals in Italy ten years ago and thinking that we would never see a politician like that in America. Now half the country won't vote for a politician if they're not mired in scandal, lawsuits and criminal activity.

    • @dianad1968
      @dianad1968 Рік тому +18

      I'm not sure how the politics are in Sweden, but I hope to God it's nothing like what's happening in the US. I've lived in this country for 40 years, and I have never seen the politics this bad.

    • @tinkerstrade3553
      @tinkerstrade3553 Рік тому +17

      I sometimes wonder if Earth passed through a debris field in space that had brain eating microbes which attached themselves to the dimmer bulbs in society? (Republican IQ has always averaged 10 points below Kelly Bundy.) It would explain a lot.

    • @duncanbryson1167
      @duncanbryson1167 Рік тому +12

      I've been following US politics for about 6 years from Scotland. I don't find the present US politics as amusing through we can laugh at the antics of some people involved.
      We've just gone from Bumbling Boris to Dizzy Lizzie 😟

  • @tthom2459
    @tthom2459 Рік тому +2

    O M G this is hysterical! Randy Rainbow . . . watch out . . . the Colbert team is squeezing into your territory. I wanna watch this on a loop

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid Рік тому +285

    Everyone who still intends to vote for this guy needs to go home and rethink their priorities.

    • @thend4427
      @thend4427 Рік тому

      They should just stay home cause they are a danger to society if they can't see stupidity

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Рік тому +5

      Very funny. You almost had me.
      But then I recognized the think in rethink 😉

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Рік тому +1

      Priorities? Thassa big word. What you talkin' 'bout, Penny?

    • @Zastrutzki
      @Zastrutzki Рік тому

      OneUp for LIFE!

    • @e.m7116
      @e.m7116 Рік тому +25

      Well, their priorities tend to be guns, donuts, trucks, baby jeebus and their sisterwives…

  • @dannmarceau
    @dannmarceau Рік тому +24

    Who wins Georgia... " It Wasn't Me"

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +57

    He doesn't know who she can be... heck, he can't remember his own name half the time.

    • @fonda8153
      @fonda8153 Рік тому +6

      It's one of his baby mommas so it's crazy he "can't remember who she is" 😄

    • @ravi4846
      @ravi4846 Рік тому +2

      @@fonda8153 well... he doesn't remember how many babies he's had either...

    • @lancesterling8447
      @lancesterling8447 Рік тому +1

      Just like the absent-minded current President now😃

  • @godfreypigott
    @godfreypigott Рік тому +7

    Walker: _"I can say what I want ... there are no reconcussions - I can't be pervicted."_

  • @fruduboggins4295
    @fruduboggins4295 Рік тому +7

    This was worth watching 3 times in a row. Lmao

  • @thend4427
    @thend4427 Рік тому +14

    Perfect song for him lmao

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 Рік тому +3

      It is honestly something coincidence for me, though. This morning I was reading about his lies and denies I remembered this Shaggy song and thought it would be nice if Sen. Warnock's team used it. And here is a better one. .

    • @thend4427
      @thend4427 Рік тому +1

      @@waryaawariiri1812 lol

  • @shtirlh7825
    @shtirlh7825 Рік тому +22

    Got to be at least nominated for a Grammy.

  • @JayTee2985
    @JayTee2985 Рік тому +4

    Colbert never fails to crack me up with these kind of songs. 😂😂

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog Рік тому

      Colbert had nothing to do with this song lol His staff did.He doesn't do anything himself.

  • @lotfibouhedjeur
    @lotfibouhedjeur Рік тому +3

    He had a lot of concussions 🤣🤣🤣

  • @elmolewis9123
    @elmolewis9123 Рік тому +22

    Finally, the maga crowd has someone they can understand and relate to.

  • @konradyearwood5845
    @konradyearwood5845 Рік тому +11

    Blaming Herschel's idiocy solely on the condition is being unfair to concussion.

  • @leeeastwood6368
    @leeeastwood6368 Рік тому +7

    damn, I can't believe it's 20 years since that song was a hit!

  • @LauraMe...
    @LauraMe... Рік тому +2

    Hilarious and Sad at the same time!

  • @runklestiltskin_2407
    @runklestiltskin_2407 Рік тому +7

    A bunch of concussions should disqualify someone from holding office

  • @elduderino4983
    @elduderino4983 Рік тому +3

    Brilliant!

  • @Gen-lj2bk
    @Gen-lj2bk Рік тому +5

    "If it was me, I wouldn't be ashamed" "I gonna win dis, I gonna win dis"
    Georgia, this is your man? God help us all..

  • @MrCardeso
    @MrCardeso Рік тому +48

    I really hope, for their sake, that Hershey's kids inherited their brains from their mothers, 'cause I think Hershey's was kinda broken even before the CTE.

    • @MrJBA79
      @MrJBA79 Рік тому

      The morel of the story is, if you're barely literate to begin with... then a career in boxing isn't exactly advised. Those two things in combination are how Republican senators are fabricated. You'd have to be punch-drunk to vote Republican in any event.

    • @fonda8153
      @fonda8153 Рік тому +6

      They didn't. Check out his son Christian Walker lol

    • @jasonallen3678
      @jasonallen3678 Рік тому

      Me too

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Рік тому

      Herschel. Don't disrespect the great chocolate company by comparing it to Herschel Walker!

    • @joycejackson5961
      @joycejackson5961 Рік тому

      I definitely "AGREE" 👍

  • @Stellamay1019
    @Stellamay1019 Рік тому +5

    Well done!

  • @nobodyknows3180
    @nobodyknows3180 Рік тому +3

    It wouldn't be like Herschel Walker to pull out of the race - the man has never pulled out of anything in his life.

  • @gabriellecrichlow7017
    @gabriellecrichlow7017 Рік тому +12

    Great parody!

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool Рік тому +7

    Inspired song choice/parody, as “it wasn’t me” seems to be his go to bs answer for everything.

  • @will9001asd
    @will9001asd Рік тому +5

    "Lying" implies intention. It's more scary if he believes that he is being truthful and that's just how disconnected he is from reality, and he's trying to get appointed into a position of power.

    • @samariamccord4302
      @samariamccord4302 Рік тому

      For real... These people making excuses that he just has such terrible brain damage he doesn't understand... Just Wow. That is what the GOP wants. Dummies to keep controversy going so no one looks into what the string pullers are doing.

  • @davidb6576
    @davidb6576 Рік тому +5

    Let's get the complete song! It's chart-busting, baby!
    [Or shart-provoking, at least...]

  • @liberalman8319
    @liberalman8319 Рік тому +2

    That was great!

  • @lacarte2008
    @lacarte2008 Рік тому +4

    Whoever wrote this remix is fireeee 🔥😂

  • @autumnleaves8553
    @autumnleaves8553 Рік тому +2

    He dances like his mentor,StuMp! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @jjasper7512
    @jjasper7512 Рік тому +1

    Another classic! Many thanks

  • @timothybarrett9005
    @timothybarrett9005 Рік тому +18

    I know that some how, some way, anybody I vote into office is eventually going to screw me...I'm just not wasting a vote on somebody who will forget that they did.

  • @chocolatesheikh
    @chocolatesheikh Рік тому +2

    It had to be this song that got parodied and great job on the lyrics.

  • @michellebeckstrom6110
    @michellebeckstrom6110 Рік тому +2

    the level of hypocrisy show by certain individuals in both mainstream political parties is thick with sludge of lies, corporations having politicians in their pocket, greed and petty mudslinging. At times it becomes more evident that perhaps both the Senate and the House need to be completely emptied and entirely different candidates need to take their place, however, that would require a positive shift in character, values, agendas across the spectrum. I done gave up on that by now, didn't want to.

  • @trueheart1372
    @trueheart1372 Рік тому +26

    Pls use this agin on every lying politician

  • @bradmcewen
    @bradmcewen Рік тому +3

    Anyone giving Trumpopath a hug endorses his behavior.

  • @nyerineu3388
    @nyerineu3388 Рік тому +2

    “People who have no vision, traffic in division.” Sen. D-Ga. Rev. Raphael Warnock, ca. 2020

  • @tmtm5595
    @tmtm5595 Рік тому +2

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Omfg. Fantastic

  • @kayladawn
    @kayladawn Рік тому +1

    Genius 📣 this is pure genius 👏🙌 😤

  • @joenisnapje712
    @joenisnapje712 Рік тому +5

    Walker should do what his name says… keep on walking (don’t look back) 👅

  • @anthonycarr719
    @anthonycarr719 Рік тому +1

    Vote ❤️ for Walker to stop the crime

  • @robertleer4111
    @robertleer4111 Рік тому

    OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!

  • @richardnedbalek1968
    @richardnedbalek1968 Рік тому +1

    Daaaayuuuuum! SHARED to Facebook! 🤣👍

  • @animalsareloveandhappiness4505
    @animalsareloveandhappiness4505 Рік тому +17

    Tsk tsk ! My pet peeve is: liars and con artists.

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay Рік тому +1

      Trump’s two best qualities.....

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog Рік тому

      So you? It's literally impossible for you to have not lied in your life time,making you a lair,for life time.

  • @ajayarya8591
    @ajayarya8591 Рік тому +3

    The GOP is playing limbo with it's candidates. The bar keeps being set lower and lower. Matt Gaetz, MTG. Boebert, and just when you thought it couldn't be set any lower: Hershel Walker 🤣

  • @roc7880
    @roc7880 Рік тому +3

    of all the black Republicans in Georgia, GOP chose Herschel lol

  • @Kevin12321
    @Kevin12321 Рік тому +2

    Lmao who in the fuck would run for office if you aren’t as clean as possible

  • @kyoko703
    @kyoko703 Рік тому +1

    We need a full version than just a few bars!!!!!!

  • @jonnyd8399
    @jonnyd8399 Рік тому +1

    I wish I could like this 1000 times!

  • @richinoable
    @richinoable Рік тому +2

    They so desperately need him to win. He'll be the first one to get thrown off the wagon once it gets bumpy

  • @philipemmanuel9747
    @philipemmanuel9747 Рік тому

    That was very well done. 👏

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +7

    Hershel never met his baby mama - she was the coffee boy!

  • @jeanneeber
    @jeanneeber Рік тому +2

    Hershel Walker. The GOP wants to elect candidates more intelligent than themselves.

  • @connelly6375
    @connelly6375 Рік тому +1

    A+ to the music team

  • @nursekathy4480
    @nursekathy4480 Рік тому +6

    He was once diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder. Any one of his other personalities could’ve done those things. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +1

    That song could not have been more perfect if it was actually written for Herschel Walker. Picture it: dude got caught with his nanoo deep in her hooha, looked straight at the other girl's eyes, and said, "It wasn't me. What you're seeing is a lie."
    Now that's gangsta!

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee8725 Рік тому +1

    I love his Shaggy...dog stories.

  • @wolfchief7952
    @wolfchief7952 Рік тому +5

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @h7opolo
    @h7opolo Рік тому +1

    killin it with these

  • @davidbright6790
    @davidbright6790 Рік тому +3

    Superb

  • @McStumpy9331
    @McStumpy9331 Рік тому +1

    Excellent

  • @doreathasmithalbright7476
    @doreathasmithalbright7476 Рік тому +1

    So good !! 😍

  • @cayce9010
    @cayce9010 Рік тому +1

    We live in an age where facts and the truth don't matter; He actually still has a shot.

  • @Caocao8888
    @Caocao8888 Рік тому +1

    Walker is a sports hero, and in this country, sports heroes can do no wrong.

    • @ravi4846
      @ravi4846 Рік тому

      unless they kneel, in which case "THOSE D4MN TRAITORS..!!!"... ;-)

  • @belindasimpson7695
    @belindasimpson7695 Рік тому +3

    You know, this would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic. Walker's children are victims of their father's misdeeds.

  • @tejanoj3017
    @tejanoj3017 Рік тому +8

    Herschel is a role model .. of how not to be.

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog Рік тому

      Uhh...That is what a role model is lol They literally are the example of what to do,and what NOT to do...So I don't get it.

  • @makeracistsafraidagain
    @makeracistsafraidagain Рік тому +1

    This is really well made!

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Рік тому +3

    So just how far are we going to try to push this whole notion of "alternative facts?"

  • @juliaconnell
    @juliaconnell Рік тому

    this. is. *brilliant* 👏👏👏

  • @ChimeraZone
    @ChimeraZone Рік тому

    Oh shit you actually did it. Amazing work everyone.

  • @Kid_Ying
    @Kid_Ying Рік тому +1

    Holy shit this is perfect.

  • @Blauqkween
    @Blauqkween Рік тому +1

    I'm voting for Raphael Warnock and Stacy Abrams!!!° Let’s go Georgia!!!!!

  • @eldenringer6466
    @eldenringer6466 Рік тому +1

    He may be named Walker, but he sure be doing a lot of running from the truth!

  • @bengibson3298
    @bengibson3298 Рік тому +1

    Even if Walker was in the senate, he'll have no idea what he's doing and will have a hard time fitting in.

  • @Hiphopdatruthnohate
    @Hiphopdatruthnohate Рік тому

    Far out I don’t live there, but f*** thats funny as. That song haAAHAAA

  • @rjnation5042
    @rjnation5042 Рік тому

    Oh I love it when Steven's writers do it with song, Rj in Oz

  • @lindaward3156
    @lindaward3156 Рік тому

    very clever. i'm always amazed by creativity and love to laugh on un-laughable topics

  • @djones6908
    @djones6908 Рік тому

    Can you air these songs for your commercials? 😂 Advertising for you, and as someone who lives in GA, everyone needs to see them. 😅

  • @whyputaname
    @whyputaname Рік тому

    This is a good rendition of that song.
    Herschel Walker: "It Wasn't Me"
    He's just like Trump. "I don't know her". "Never met her." "She must have been the Coffee Girl"..

  • @harveysmidlap
    @harveysmidlap Рік тому +1

    I was wondering when they were going to pair Walker with that tune.

  • @jasonallen3678
    @jasonallen3678 Рік тому

    Genius 😭😭😭😭

  • @DaisyDee5610
    @DaisyDee5610 Рік тому +11

    Sees the Get Well card and his signature, “that’s not me.” …”I write a lot of get well cards.” 😂😅 about the abortion, “ that’s the Dem’s fault. They’re trying to get me.” 😂