The Street Fighter Movie is Actually GOOD?

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  • @noot6230
    @noot6230 5 років тому +1706

    Jean Claude van dam is from Belgium, at least we know his accent. Tommy Wiseau on the other hand is most definitely a primordial being

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 5 років тому +84

      *vampire primordial being

    • @AD-wz6nd
      @AD-wz6nd 5 років тому +216

      My ex, who’s Eastern European, is pretty sure that his accent is that of a Polish man trying and failing to sound American.
      All this proves to me is that Wiseau spent a few recent centuries in Poland millennia after climbing out of the void.

    • @felixcobbaert4120
      @felixcobbaert4120 5 років тому +16

      I am from Belgium

    • @noot6230
      @noot6230 5 років тому +61

      A D Maybe Wiseau also controls a pocket dimension like Ed, and that’s their punishment for whatever galactic crimes he committed to piss off the elder gods

    • @alexhayden507
      @alexhayden507 5 років тому +32

      tommy wiseau is the furtive pygmy

  • @SadBlueGirl
    @SadBlueGirl 5 років тому +2547

    Normal People: The War is over
    Me,an intellectual: The War Is Cancelled

    • @Nijwol707true
      @Nijwol707true 4 роки тому +110

      Has cancel culture gone too far?

    • @jeffismywaifu4093
      @jeffismywaifu4093 4 роки тому +20

      @@Nijwol707true I see what you did there

    • @AdallynD
      @AdallynD 4 роки тому +28

      This comment is somehow better in 2020

    • @jjwang7597
      @jjwang7597 4 роки тому +31

      Lonely Bread lol true
      Everyone: oh no WW3 is gonna happen!
      Coronavirus: the war is cancelled!

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 4 роки тому +18

      Jj Wang Lol, best comment I’ve seen all day
      When covid ends:
      “Look! The problem is over!”

  • @justincft
    @justincft 5 років тому +2553

    "This is the cheapest expensive movie I've ever seen" well said.

    • @guyofminimalimportance7
      @guyofminimalimportance7 5 років тому +59

      "It wasn't a movie, it was a film."

    • @almightycinder
      @almightycinder 4 роки тому +15

      Over half the budget went to the two lead actors, and it was made (written to in the can) in like 7 months.

    • @LordToxygene
      @LordToxygene 4 роки тому +10

      The truth is they had to pay Jackie Chan to NOT appear in the movie. That's why he has his own Street Fighter movie.

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 4 роки тому +9

      Well, $10,000 a day went to Jean Claude Van Damme's cocaine
      Not even a joke, not trying to be funny, this is readily available information

    • @Bollibompa
      @Bollibompa 3 роки тому +1

      @@eddiedingle767
      Have you seen JCVD?

  • @ManiacX1999
    @ManiacX1999 5 років тому +434

    I swear to God, 20% of meme culture came from this movie alone...

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 4 роки тому +34

      I didn't know the "You Got Paid" origin until this video alone.
      I love that it's come from Zangief lol

    • @LordToxygene
      @LordToxygene 4 роки тому +10

      @@LunarEdge7 I was already rolling while watching this video but that line had me laughing so hard that my stomach was starting to hurt.

    • @cire0596
      @cire0596 3 роки тому +2

      Well OF COURSE!

    • @naniandrea3344
      @naniandrea3344 3 роки тому

      Well

    • @TheDangerNoodle
      @TheDangerNoodle 3 роки тому +3

      *Tuesday.*

  • @Dysxnix
    @Dysxnix 5 років тому +227

    8:11 "I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new Empire!"
    "Your new Empire?!"

    • @Ragdoll-ky7ol
      @Ragdoll-ky7ol 5 років тому +9

      George Lucaaaaaaaaaassssss what did you watch for revenge of the Sith

    • @ster950
      @ster950 5 років тому +17

      Anakin, my allegiance is to the republic, TO DEMOCRACY!

    • @dandyfreemen9579
      @dandyfreemen9579 5 років тому +8

      @@ster950 if your not with me...then you are my enemy

    • @tristantaccad4644
      @tristantaccad4644 5 років тому +7

      I swear as he said that I was like “that’s a few words away from a Star Wars reference”

    • @Shadowkiller-dq2ju
      @Shadowkiller-dq2ju 4 роки тому +2

      Lucky Lion only a sith deals in absolutes

  • @makotocarolin
    @makotocarolin 5 років тому +624

    6:21 if you’re not with me, then you’re against me!
    “Only a sith deals in absolutes”

  • @Drmcpoop
    @Drmcpoop 5 років тому +233

    "That wasn't a movie...that was a film" IM DEAD

  • @darryljr1100
    @darryljr1100 5 років тому +327

    Initial thoughts reading the title
    "Okay, so you're going to lie to me and to yourself? Im ready!"

  • @Machete180
    @Machete180 5 років тому +179

    The OG MK movie is legit good imo. MK Annihilation and SF the movie are guilty pleasures of mine. They're so bad that they're good

    • @wjsproductions1784
      @wjsproductions1784 5 років тому +8

      I'd say the first Mortal Kombat falls more into the guilty pleasure category. Annihalation is unwatchable.

    • @Machete180
      @Machete180 5 років тому +13

      I'd disagree, I think the first MK is a legit good movie. The pacing is good, the set up, and the pay off. It's cheesy yeah, but of course it is.

    • @jmal
      @jmal 5 років тому +13

      @@Machete180 Right? You know it's a good movie when elements from it are backported into the games' lore and meta, up to and including Shang Tsung's actor.

    • @Machete180
      @Machete180 5 років тому +1

      Exactly

    • @pfcbangin
      @pfcbangin 4 роки тому

      @@wjsproductions1784 Annihilation is a great time
      So much baaad!! I love it!

  • @ApertureCity
    @ApertureCity 5 років тому +16

    YES, I’ve been thinking this every time I saw your other video game movie videos. This movie kicks ass and the “For me...it was Tuesday” line is hardcore as hell

  • @jjtheenton
    @jjtheenton 5 років тому +21

    0:18 Cosmonaut continues to be the GOAT for using The Stains of Time.

  • @warbossgegguz679
    @warbossgegguz679 5 років тому +11

    If you want good Street Fighter lore, read the UDON comics. They're great at both giving the series an actual plot and just as martial arts/military comics as a whole. They aren't 100% true to cannon all the time (though that's mostly due to retcons in game rather than actual inaccuracy) but they're a hell of a lot better than the plot (or lack thereof) you'll get from the games or manuals.
    After this vid, I'd love to see Marcus' impression of them. Personally speaking, they're probably tied with post-06 Sonic comics for my favorite video game licensed media (even more than MK).

  • @naieljoseph9986
    @naieljoseph9986 5 років тому +24

    Thats wasnte a movie its was a masterpiece

  • @javaluh
    @javaluh 4 роки тому +6

    Jabba saying "Tuesday"... Holy shit. Genius.

  • @molberding5
    @molberding5 5 років тому +5

    The most baffling thing in this film is that they took Guile, someone whose very appearance screams "America", and they cast a Belgian to play him. Then again, Raul Julia is the best thing in this movie, so maybe they were on to something.

  • @Prince_Luci
    @Prince_Luci 4 роки тому +4

    “Everything’s gonna be okay chewie.” Lol what a great fucking throwaway line.

  • @That-Google-Guy
    @That-Google-Guy 5 років тому +4

    Holy shit! I made the mistake of having a sip of iced tea right as the pose at the end is executed and hearing that “whhHAAAAAAT!!!?” crescendo over the laughter I choked and had to spit it out. Watching movies “with” you guys feels a lot like watching movies with my friends. Always a good watch.

  • @MetropolisPictures
    @MetropolisPictures 5 років тому +3

    "I had that as my profile picture on MSM back in the day" -- A line that gave me flashbacks.

  • @joaofrederico3184
    @joaofrederico3184 5 років тому +15

    For the love of god, please do a scott pilgrim review

  • @fakeplasticgamers9850
    @fakeplasticgamers9850 3 роки тому +6

    "That wasn't a movie. That was a film."

  • @Genethagenius
    @Genethagenius 3 роки тому +6

    I’ve seen lots of videos deconstructing or making fun of this movie. But none have made me laugh as much as this video did! Seriously, my abdominal muscles ached and my smile muscles were sore from how hard and how long I laughed at this video the night before!

  • @jwnj9716
    @jwnj9716 5 років тому +6

    Its a guilty pleasure for me, off course I want to see a proper version but I still find myself watching this every year.

  • @TheJege12
    @TheJege12 4 роки тому +2

    3:10 that's an amazing line and I love it XD
    Just "yup that's just how it is now you rascals you"

  • @daynerzeszkowski8602
    @daynerzeszkowski8602 5 років тому +4

    My dad took me to this picture whenever it came out and said "I'm never going to another movie you pick again".
    Fair.

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 2 роки тому +1

    "For me it was Tuesday" is one of the rawest line why did it have to come from this comedy

  • @joeymulgrew749
    @joeymulgrew749 5 років тому +12

    I live for your videos man, keep up the awesome work! 😁

  • @JustinMcVicar
    @JustinMcVicar Рік тому +1

    I love the fact that JCCVD was railed up the eyeballs during the entire shoot.

  • @smproductions7141
    @smproductions7141 5 років тому +3

    5:47
    1) How did Guile know Ken was going to shoot him in that exact spot?
    2) How did that flimsy ass latex behind the blood pads stop the bullet?

  • @pkvanderzee6226
    @pkvanderzee6226 Рік тому +1

    a few charactars were well casted: zangief, chung li, bison, vega..and some few others..but mr Bison always amuses me as one of the best and standard dictators ever..his performance is pure gold..despite his bison dollars..wich is an awesome design by the way

  • @WELCOMETOGAMING1
    @WELCOMETOGAMING1 5 років тому +2

    Hey Marcus, you should do a video of Breath of the Wild to celebrate the announcement of the sequel. I’m sure you’ll have a lot of insightful things to say as always!

  • @Grzysweet89
    @Grzysweet89 5 років тому +2

    Listen they need to do a Street Fighter cinematic universe if they want it to work

  • @motomoto14yearsago3
    @motomoto14yearsago3 4 дні тому

    Bruh the fact that this video had a Mr. Plinkett reference AND a cool cat reference is wild 😭😭

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 5 років тому +3

    This movie was worth watching the entirety just for the “For me It was Tuesday” line

  • @teku6678
    @teku6678 5 років тому

    Nice to have you back

  • @rinhd1977
    @rinhd1977 5 років тому +17

    Van Damme's proudest role yet

    • @moist_captain
      @moist_captain 5 років тому

      What exactly are you suggesting?

  • @davidsomoza
    @davidsomoza 5 років тому +4

    I have not yet watched the video but i must say, i love the sf movie, is dorky but fun, i enjoy it a lot and i watch it once every year.

  • @forsaken841
    @forsaken841 5 років тому +8

    Tommy Wiseau is jean Claude vandam makes so much sense

  • @maryrose8478
    @maryrose8478 5 років тому +4

    One of the best movies I've ever watched.

  • @abulnese
    @abulnese 5 років тому +3

    Is this the New black mirror episode?

  • @chcknpie04
    @chcknpie04 5 років тому +4

    Cinema sins wishes it was you guys

  • @sakabato24
    @sakabato24 5 років тому

    For me, this video was the most important video to watch of my life, but for Cosmonaut, it this video was uploaded Tuesday.

  • @Xx808Mr_RagerxX
    @Xx808Mr_RagerxX 5 років тому +5

    Why does nobody acknowledge the fact that Miklos is in this Movie!!?
    VATOS LOCOS!!!!

  • @jedgrahek1426
    @jedgrahek1426 2 роки тому

    The only question I have about showing Blanka Martin Luther King, is whether they were showing him "I have a dream", or the Riverside Church speech shortly before his assassination, where he spoke out not only against the Vietnam War, but also against Capitalist Imperialism in general. If you don't actively listen to independent media, you've probably never heard that speech; if you haven't, I'm sure it's easy to find online... I very strongly recommend anyone who has not heard it to give it a listen, it will show you the side of MLK that the corporate media doesn't like to talk about. He was far more than a Civil Rights champion and icon, his views were far more broad, and sound, and "radical" than how he is always presented, and the kind of perspective we are in desperate need of currently.

  • @robertosinger5727
    @robertosinger5727 5 років тому

    So glad you're back from the Cosmodrought to bring us DAN FROM THE DEAD

  • @egghamilton7205
    @egghamilton7205 5 років тому

    0:18 "Memes, the DNA of the soul."
    Seriously how do i recognize monsoons boss theme so well

  • @yeahitsmeek
    @yeahitsmeek 5 років тому

    That guy at 12:18 was in one of the live action Scooby Doo movies

  • @ajhope1234
    @ajhope1234 5 років тому

    5:28 bruh got the vegeta fade

  • @LucyWest370
    @LucyWest370 5 років тому +1

    12:46 MARTHA

  • @juliomelendez8184
    @juliomelendez8184 5 років тому +1

    9:49 ...Tuesday! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @FloraAnneFauna
    @FloraAnneFauna 3 роки тому +1

    they just showed Blanka a marathon of Meg Ryan movies and he became a suburban housewife

  • @DaftSheep
    @DaftSheep 3 роки тому +1

    4:48 - SONIC BOOM!!

  • @Antlover420
    @Antlover420 5 років тому

    What a good day a new vid

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 років тому +2700

    "The Street Fighter movie is actually pretty good "
    Me :"OF COURSE"

    • @beegyoshi5301
      @beegyoshi5301 5 років тому +16

      Nathaniel Foga I swear to god I see you comment on every single video I have ever watched

    • @huntercorrales6794
      @huntercorrales6794 5 років тому

      @@beegyoshi5301 the knew justin y

    • @crackhead-studios
      @crackhead-studios 5 років тому +1

      I never seen it.

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 5 років тому +5

      You want to take over the world, right? OF COURSE!
      You want to default on the mortgage? OF COURSE!
      You want an ice cream? OF COURSE!
      You want a divorce? OF COURSE!
      You want to watch CNN? Quick, change the channel!

    • @rigatonipasta
      @rigatonipasta 5 років тому +1

      That wasn't a movie... that was a film

  • @erinbrady9444
    @erinbrady9444 5 років тому +2336

    as a journalism major, i can confirm that one of the most important things we’re taught is that we need to know how to street fight

    • @Liberator130
      @Liberator130 4 роки тому +40

      From what I understand from recent articles from The New York Times and CNN, journalists encourage Street Fighting.

    • @Liberator130
      @Liberator130 4 роки тому +27

      @Lauffles Why you booing me? I'm right!

    • @dominiqueodom3099
      @dominiqueodom3099 4 роки тому +3

      Is that true?

    • @pmaac1564
      @pmaac1564 4 роки тому

      Dominique Odom yes

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому

      @@Liberator130 Sounds BA

  • @Kujakuseki01
    @Kujakuseki01 5 років тому +3528

    “Quick, change the channel!” is honestly one of the cleverest jokes ever in a film.

    • @maldon3659
      @maldon3659 5 років тому +84

      Too bad it's wasted on this one.

    • @4rtsyval
      @4rtsyval 5 років тому +39

      I don’t get it, could you please explain?

    • @monicanonya
      @monicanonya 5 років тому +383

      @@4rtsyval They see on the t.v. the same destruction that is coming towards them, and so they say "change the channel" as if whatever the t.v is showing is somehow happening to them.

    • @hanshansen9759
      @hanshansen9759 4 роки тому +31

      I appreciate the use of the word film

    • @slappydoodle
      @slappydoodle 3 роки тому +3

      Yup

  • @coreyburkeen9455
    @coreyburkeen9455 5 років тому +613

    “I’ve acknowledged it, accepted it, and favored it, even” is a line I’m going to use from now on when someone keeps repeating a joke

  • @meangirlovania
    @meangirlovania 4 роки тому +352

    Every Cosmonaut Picture Show leaves me with a phrase I'll be repeating for years to come. This one was "Ooka ta pooka pa pa Tuesday"

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon Рік тому +13

      Mine is “that wasn’t a movie, that was a film.” Love these guys so much dude.

  • @Danny_boy333
    @Danny_boy333 5 років тому +1541

    Balrog's hairline: *exists*
    Vegeta's hairline: finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

  • @duelsenpaidip2146
    @duelsenpaidip2146 5 років тому +494

    Why is this not in the critically acclaimed section of Netflix?

    • @ChrisAndrewsHeavenAngel
      @ChrisAndrewsHeavenAngel 13 днів тому

      Duel. Street Fighter 1994 film is on Netflix right now until, October 1, 2024. September 30, 2024 is the last day Street Fighter airs on Netflix.

  • @realwhatbrains
    @realwhatbrains 3 роки тому +207

    Didn't Jean-Cleaude admit he took this role just to pay for his coke habit or something.. Also the knife fight /sword fight between Ryu and Vega was using a real sword.. The fight scene was supposed to be choreographed but got put off until the day of the shoot what we saw was improvised. This explains a lot -> “I said: ‘Listen, we’ll just have to cut back.’ So we took out any places where you saw blood, we submitted it again and it was still an R. Now we started to take out some of the shots where impact was shown. I’m cutting away, cutting it back, back, back, and finally we hand it in - they give it a G rating. That would have been the kiss of death - no teenager wants to see a G movie! So I had Jean-Claude come in for one day and I added a line: ‘Four years of ROTC for this shit.’ That got us back up to PG-13.”

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 роки тому +7

      ☃️🤧🥴He was wilding out for sure, you could look up the behind the scenes sht it's crazy

  • @similaritiesendhere
    @similaritiesendhere 4 роки тому +792

    I'm glad that Julia's last role was just him having fun, showing off and doing something to make his kids happy.
    He discovered the true "way of the warrior" before the end.

    • @brahimdiop5506
      @brahimdiop5506 2 роки тому +45

      He put part of his soul into this movie. Unironically one of the best villains

    • @madkarl4052
      @madkarl4052 Рік тому +11

      The story of Raul's Julia and the Street Figther movie is certainly the main reason why this movie needed to happen, in spite of all the rest. I heard about it around a youtube doc I was casualy watching while cooking with my daugther, it did hit me hard. I cried, I was not prepared. Trully, the greatness of the man was such that it ozzed into this...movie.

    • @samirh2758
      @samirh2758 Рік тому

      @@madkarl4052 ok but why u mad, Karl?

    • @madkarl4052
      @madkarl4052 Рік тому

      @@samirh2758 Aren't we all ?

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco 9 місяців тому

      ​@@samirh2758we mad he could not live to see the love we have for this film

  • @didioskywalker
    @didioskywalker 5 років тому +354

    Only the best actors can say "Bisonopolis" without laughing.
    LOL

    • @nodinitiative
      @nodinitiative 5 років тому +5

      How is that funny?
      The USA has also cities with people's names.

    • @Sarnatuile
      @Sarnatuile 5 років тому +34

      @@nodinitiative Because it sounds dumb? How was that not funny. Some names sound more serious than others. Bisonopolis does not roll off the tongue that nicely. It's funny.

    • @Vivi_9
      @Vivi_9 2 роки тому +4

      @@nodinitiative ah yes, like Washingtonopolis and Lincolnopolis, my favourite places to visit

  • @BraninT
    @BraninT 5 років тому +294

    "This place makes Detroit look like Disneyland." Anyone else picture M. Bison going to Detroit and forcing people to put on Mouse Ears?

    • @classchair
      @classchair 5 років тому +22

      BraninT explaining to each one individually, "the day the great Bison put mouse ears on you is the most important day of your life, but to me...it was Tuesday."

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 років тому +677

    "For you, the day my video graced your feed was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."
    ~ The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

    • @tristantaccad4644
      @tristantaccad4644 5 років тому +15

      Honestly thought you disappeared for a few years. Glad to see you’re still around, Guy

    • @Phoenix-214
      @Phoenix-214 5 років тому +3

      Oh, hey, you're alive.

    • @calebwillson3009
      @calebwillson3009 4 роки тому +2

      Obaga Gaga “Tuesday”

  • @GWalmott
    @GWalmott 5 років тому +531

    street fighter: hey, we have caracters from all over the world
    me, a brazilian gobin: YASSSSSSS

  • @almightycinder
    @almightycinder 3 роки тому +334

    9:33 That's... actually a take-off of John Wayne Gacy's paintings. Meaning that Bison commissioned a serial killer to paint a picture for him.
    Also, Capcom personally picked Van Damme for Guile. Turns out they were unaware of his accent, since they watched all his movies dubbed in Japanese.

  • @TrickArrow
    @TrickArrow 4 роки тому +140

    I actually enjoy this movie.
    Also, in the bonus features they reveal that the extras are from different countries and such, to get a diverse cast throughout the film. When they say "I feel like half of them don't even understand him" that was actually the case.

  • @eleavate
    @eleavate Рік тому +141

    In the "It was tuesday" scene, which is a really good scene, Chun-Li also says something which they cut out here. It was something like "You had him shot. A hero, from a 100 yards." and I just think that's really good too

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved Рік тому +18

      It was "You had him shot as you ran away. A hero, at a thousand paces"

    • @youngwang97
      @youngwang97 9 місяців тому +1

      That entire scene is a masterpiece

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 5 років тому +508

    M Bison is the best reason to watch this. He was glorious.
    RIP Raul Julia. You were one of the best actors to grace the screen.

    • @GEEKFREAK02
      @GEEKFREAK02 3 роки тому +3

      I love how this entire movie was meme material & Raul's iconic lines as M. Bison

  • @cleothehermetichermeticist8391
    @cleothehermetichermeticist8391 5 років тому +1865

    Me: Please be a cosmonaut picture show please be a picture show please be a picture show....
    Marcus: This is a new cosmonaut picture show!
    Me: *Y E S D A D D Y*

  • @IndigoPhoenix21
    @IndigoPhoenix21 5 років тому +95

    "It was Tuesday" is the best thing to come out of this movie. And of course, the "of course" memes.

  • @OsvaldoChannel1
    @OsvaldoChannel1 5 років тому +425

    2:12 "i am Nick Fury, i am here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative"

  • @tristantaccad4644
    @tristantaccad4644 2 роки тому +48

    Dan’s “Can he parry the whole thing?” had me pissing myself laughing
    Brilliant joke/reference

  • @Nick-cg5hi
    @Nick-cg5hi 5 років тому +463

    *sees title, remembers the other video titled “the first DECENT video game movie”*
    >Surprised pikachu face

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi 5 років тому +19

      So much for "video game movies always suck".

    • @Gonk
      @Gonk 5 років тому +5

      The Mortal Kombat movie is on Oscar level compared to that shitty Street Fighter lol.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 5 років тому +6

      That title Is BS, MK Was The first Decent videogame movie.
      Not to mention The tons of good ANIMATED videogame movies (but i Guess animation never counts)

    • @meko750
      @meko750 5 років тому +2

      horaciosi To be fair, that’s not exactly a good video…

    • @elkhiderbabiker4383
      @elkhiderbabiker4383 4 роки тому +2

      What are you talking about? It's cause this movie isn't decent
      ITS AMAZING

  • @cg02tx
    @cg02tx 5 років тому +55

    2:24 I’m happy Marcus mentioned Raúl Júlia because I did a project on him in 4th grade since we’re both Puerto Rican and I wanted to be an actor.

  • @LucidLando
    @LucidLando 5 років тому +658

    This wasn't a Movie
    *This was a Masterpiece*

    • @nodinitiative
      @nodinitiative 5 років тому +16

      A True 1990s Action Movie. This was one of the first movies that I have ever watched in the Cinema.

    • @sapphirevaltiel
      @sapphirevaltiel 5 років тому +3

      *OF COURSE!*

    • @NICKatronMC
      @NICKatronMC 5 років тому +14

      That was a film*

    • @ster950
      @ster950 5 років тому +10

      I think you mean MASTA-PECE

    • @arturdelima1230
      @arturdelima1230 3 роки тому +5

      this is not just a movie...
      it's a E X P E R I E N C E

  • @fourthhorsemendeath218
    @fourthhorsemendeath218 3 роки тому +71

    "Is that Ken and Ryu"
    "Yeah can't you tell?"
    Oh yeah, who couldn't with Ken's obvious golden and flowing hair

    • @blyat8832
      @blyat8832 2 роки тому +14

      @TruSandwich it's because this was made by america, and at the time street fighter in the states tried to push for Guile to be the main character instead of Ryu. Obviously it didnt work but at the time of this film that was the mindset

    • @virgogaming6488
      @virgogaming6488 2 роки тому +1

      @@blyat8832 This movie and the cartoon are the reason why Guile is my favorite SF character ironically enough.

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 роки тому

      I have issues with my Country of origin, but dont🧢 over a doomed movie with countless reasons why it failed, before resorting to propaganda @@blyat8832

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 роки тому

      Capcom was greedy, they wanted to rush the production- despite illness on set, more than half the lowbudget for JVD to cokebinge & wild out @SandwichZX barely a script but Capcom demanded characters be used to fulfill contract no matter the context

    • @blyat8832
      @blyat8832 2 роки тому +1

      @@youknowwhoyouare2269 bruh what. That's literally the reason Capcom confirmed lmfao, sorry you don't like it but it definitely ain't propoganda child

  • @SteelerFan716
    @SteelerFan716 5 років тому +72

    You didn't release this video on a Tuesday. BISON IS DISAPPOINTED!!!!!!!

    • @marlondasilva9192
      @marlondasilva9192 5 років тому

      SteelerFan716 it's Tuesday here in Australia

    • @garrito1016
      @garrito1016 5 років тому

      But it’s a Monday

    • @SteelerFan716
      @SteelerFan716 5 років тому

      @@marlondasilva9192 Bison does not come from a Land Down Under.

  • @BustedHeart
    @BustedHeart 3 роки тому +24

    The delivery of "You got... paid?" is fucking amazing.

  • @6thsavage
    @6thsavage 5 років тому +128

    Also "You got paid" & "Quick, change the channel!" (Makes Italian hand motion indicating Brilliance/Deliciousness)

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT 4 роки тому +72

    Raul Julia performed his own stunts, and did a lot of research on the mannerisms of dictators for this role. He knew he was dying and just decided to give it his all and have a blast when making this. And, honestly, his performance is amazing.

  • @Hugo_Tate
    @Hugo_Tate 5 років тому +43

    I used to rent this movie all the damn time when I was younger and my favorite joke by far, cause this movie is definitely categorized as a Comedy, is Zangief’s line “Quick! Change the channel!” Such a great line lol

  • @rkochamp07
    @rkochamp07 3 роки тому +76

    Fun fact, the lady who plays Chun Li also does the voice of Mulan in the Disney animated movie

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 3 роки тому +17

      And also plays Agent May in Agents of SHIELD. And also plays and voices Fennec Shand in The Mandalorian and The Bad Batch, and is likely set to reprise the role again in The Book of Boba Fett.

    • @virgogaming6488
      @virgogaming6488 2 роки тому +8

      And she does the voice for Aki Ross in the first Final Fantasy movie.

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 роки тому +8

      Ming Na Wen plays in my daydreams whenever I'm reminded

    • @ThunderJuice
      @ThunderJuice 11 місяців тому +1

      And co-stars One Night Stand with Wesley Snipes and Robert Downey Jr.
      Yes, that scene.

  • @jricks3909
    @jricks3909 5 років тому +92

    In the 1990s when these kinds of things were made, all I can say is that it probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
    To get the full experience, you really should watch it back to back with the first Mortal Kombat movie.

    • @radrno7
      @radrno7 5 років тому +6

      If it was an 80s movie, it probably would've been an action classic nowadays lol

    • @jricks3909
      @jricks3909 5 років тому +10

      @@radrno7
      Yet somehow it is still truer to the source material than the Super Mario Brothers movie. There is the low bar for all 90's video game movies.

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 роки тому

      @@radrno7 this was an 80s movie in every other sense of the term
      Lowbudget cokeinduced action packed fever dream (malaria) ☃️🤒with no script or character depth etc

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 роки тому

      Think of it another way@@jricks3909
      These are cautionary tales, this is a far gone era before everything went corporate globally

    • @tobznoobs
      @tobznoobs 2 місяці тому

      your soul is mine
      nah for me it was Tuesday

  • @Xelpherpolis
    @Xelpherpolis 3 роки тому +41

    9:37 Marcus talking about shit happening in Jabba's Palace while Ming-Na Wen is on camera is now funny to me.

  • @zenxmizuki
    @zenxmizuki 5 років тому +562

    "sam raimi's spiderman trilogy isn't as good as you remembered"
    "the street fighter movie is actually good"
    Oh, ok cool

    • @BEER-OTFG
      @BEER-OTFG 5 років тому

      I love Anal yea i dont get it either

    • @MermaidLuvly
      @MermaidLuvly 5 років тому +39

      its actually good because its so horrible that its hilarious. kinda like that movie "The Room"

    • @michaelmarksman743
      @michaelmarksman743 4 роки тому +10

      MermaidLuvly
      Perhaps a strange Eastern European accent is the key to success.

    • @nickshane9314
      @nickshane9314 4 роки тому +1

      Alot

    • @MinBabou
      @MinBabou 4 роки тому +7

      Actually, I have such a better time with this movie. So yeah! I agree with him

  • @mmopronick7443
    @mmopronick7443 5 років тому +135

    Another video game movie?
    *OH GOD PLEASE NO NOT ANOTHER DISGRACE TO MY CHILDHOOD!*

    • @妙力命館
      @妙力命館 5 років тому +6

      actually, THIS is my childhood

    • @thebestthereis2729
      @thebestthereis2729 5 років тому +9

      @@妙力命館 what an uncultured man, Mortal Kombat is every cultured guy's childhood 😏

    • @renx81
      @renx81 5 років тому +3

      Dude, this came out in 1994.

    • @Palmieres
      @Palmieres 4 роки тому

      @@renx81 Your point being? I watched this in theatres when it came out. I was a teen. People being alive then and still being alive now and watching this on UA-cam aren't mutually exclusive things.

  • @raph9831
    @raph9831 4 роки тому +37

    "Everyone's a fighter, but they have other jobs
    Especially in journalism."
    As a journalist, I can absolutely confirm that to be true.

  • @charmandyorton006
    @charmandyorton006 5 років тому +83

    10:11 "Especially in journalism, you NEED to be a fighter" Flat-out brilliant commentary right there

  • @enegmatixerebro
    @enegmatixerebro 5 років тому +42

    They should animate this movie with the Street Fighter 5 game character version

  • @frutistajunkie
    @frutistajunkie 5 років тому +39

    Raul Julia
    Nothing more needs to be said

  • @mims6676
    @mims6676 5 років тому +38

    "That wasn't a movie,that was a film" -Dan 2019

  • @alschain7231
    @alschain7231 5 років тому +40

    8:10 Cool Cat cosmonaut picture show NOW

  • @enmafries
    @enmafries 5 років тому +84

    why did you skip the guile speech it was perfection :(

    • @thirdworldrenegade
      @thirdworldrenegade 5 років тому +15

      "Who wants to go horm?"

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 4 роки тому +1

      @@thirdworldrenegade AND WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME?!!!!

    • @tobznoobs
      @tobznoobs 2 місяці тому

      they skipped GAME OVER im crying its a video game adaptation!

  • @coolguyhino92
    @coolguyhino92 4 роки тому +18

    *SOmeBodY* needs to find a way to bottle Marcus' laughter. That shit gives me life.

  • @egalomon
    @egalomon 5 років тому +35

    Now to TEKKEN next! And Mortal Kombat! ALL THE FIGHTING GAME MOVIES!

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 5 років тому +1

      egalomon they made a TEKKEN movie?

    • @nicolala7132
      @nicolala7132 5 років тому +1

      @@luisf2793 yup

    • @comicalpeculiarity6319
      @comicalpeculiarity6319 4 роки тому

      Has to be the live action one

    • @ihvojd
      @ihvojd 4 роки тому

      And the animated ones as well

    • @avengeddisciple
      @avengeddisciple 4 роки тому

      People seem to forget about the Dead or Alive movie, too.

  • @DaloKnight
    @DaloKnight 5 років тому +27

    9:36 Tuesday! xD HA! hahaha.

  • @vickyb7162
    @vickyb7162 5 років тому +21

    Marcus: Imagine if your legal name was Balrog!
    Balrog from the mines of Moria: :(

  • @hagaybengi4911
    @hagaybengi4911 5 років тому +18

    I really love these videos because it's like I'm watching a movie with my friends and I feel less alone, thank you for everything keep up the good work!

  • @flyprdu
    @flyprdu 5 років тому +26

    Me: getting over the flu.
    Video: "lol ok whatever lady"
    Me: nearly dies from laugh coughing.