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  • @zylore
    @zylore 8 років тому +234

    Some Say, Top Gear will never be the same :(

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 8 років тому +21

      Some say he's a fucking obnoxious tosser. All we know is he's called Chris Evans and he's killing Top Gear.

    • @stulchmulch227
      @stulchmulch227 5 років тому +8

      Not just some

    • @tyler.e7581
      @tyler.e7581 3 роки тому

      its not the same with freddie paddy and chris

  • @ShawFujikawa
    @ShawFujikawa 10 років тому +274

    I love how so many of these quotes are satirical little jabs at whatever political scandal was going on at the time. :D

    • @Mamac2006
      @Mamac2006 10 років тому +54

      so that's why i never get them

    • @TamirB.98
      @TamirB.98 9 років тому +6

      Mamac2006 Me too

    • @elcaballoblanco9627
      @elcaballoblanco9627 4 роки тому +8

      God bless Jeremy Clarkson, a no nonsense down to earth Brit! What a blessing to humanity and an and an ambassador of the highest order to the British people. Fuck the BBC for curtailing this brilliant brilliant bloke!

  • @JosephStardust
    @JosephStardust 8 років тому +62

    2:01 One of the greatest I've ever seen.

  • @dragonson04
    @dragonson04 10 років тому +46

    Some say that all of his children are born with his helmet and that he refuses to acknowledge the existence of Nottinghamshire.

  • @100steeley
    @100steeley 7 років тому +88

    Some say he knows what happened to the missing Malaysia airlines flight and that he gets aroused by screwdrivers

  • @jeremyfong5684
    @jeremyfong5684 3 роки тому +11

    “Some say that he laughs like a duck, and that he once tattooed the name Jeremy on his bottom. All we know is, he’s not the Stig, but he is James May”

  • @Whoami691
    @Whoami691 9 років тому +40

    Some say Top Gear will never be the same.
    And that his heart has been broken.
    All we know is... he was called the stig. D':

  • @TheZephile
    @TheZephile 8 років тому +123

    some say he cut that guys hair.
    this always gets me xD

    • @sinans2966
      @sinans2966 8 років тому +22

      Some say: In his wallet, he keeps a picture of his wallet. that part always gets me

    • @boktorinator693
      @boktorinator693 6 років тому

      Coberon zephile
      MONSTER CAT! 😀

  • @handsome4922
    @handsome4922 8 років тому +28

    Some say, that he once cross bred a prius with a lorry, and that his fingerprints match the treads from Pierreli race tires. All we know is he's called the Stig!

  • @AssassinDwarf
    @AssassinDwarf 7 років тому +116

    The "Picture of his wallet in his wallet" Rumour is clearly fake.
    The Stig doesn't need a wallet because he has no understanding on money.

    • @nettraveller81
      @nettraveller81 7 років тому +18

      He keeps strong pornography in his wallet.

    • @TheExplodingBacon
      @TheExplodingBacon 7 років тому +5

      all we know is, HE'S CALLED THE THE STIG!

    • @nigelsharp8891
      @nigelsharp8891 6 років тому +5

      he doesn't have a wallet for money, he has a wallet to keep a picture of his wallet in

    • @Robin9Hurricane
      @Robin9Hurricane 5 років тому

      but all car keys in his wallet

    • @thatoneguy7765
      @thatoneguy7765 4 роки тому +2

      Some say... he has a wallet so that he can hold a picture of his wallet. And that he was, yes, immaculately conceived.

  • @Toneai2007
    @Toneai2007 10 років тому +27

    Some say that he entered a staring contest against Fiat Multipla and won... and that he finished watching first season of 24 in one day...
    Some say he named himself The so he wouldn't be confused with Sting... and he keeps picture of Jeremy Clarkson in his summer house in Himalayas...
    Some say his hate of Rubens Barrichello scares even Rubens Barrichello... and that he once eared a bite of Tyson Mike.
    All we know, he's called The Stig.

  • @aaronwalcott513
    @aaronwalcott513 7 років тому +10

    Some say, as a newborn, he walked upright...out of Stone Henge; and that as an adult, his favorite sport became the coffee bean. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

  • @347owen
    @347owen 9 років тому +28

    Some say he's sad that Clarkson is sacked

  • @718Gilbert
    @718Gilbert 9 років тому +18

    Some say, that he's written 14 books on why cow are evil... and that he always fails internet questions that ask if you are human. all we know is hes called the stig!

  • @JohnTheMod1
    @JohnTheMod1 9 років тому +11

    Some say that he's now out of a job, and that you can buy him and other Top Gear memorabilia on eBay.
    All we know is, HE'S CALLED THE STIG!

  • @Peqqy
    @Peqqy 8 років тому +2

    "Because his face is just too recognizable" Laughed too hard on that one :P

  • @tornadoe13
    @tornadoe13 9 років тому +2

    I will miss this show..

  • @bronystrongwing
    @bronystrongwing 10 років тому +8

    The Stig's a Timelord, calling it right now. No doubt in my mind.

    • @unforgettabletimes6636
      @unforgettabletimes6636 4 роки тому +1

      Mikhale Strongwing 😂 he’s the Doctor’s long lost brother who never came into the mainstream because he was an introvert.

    • @josiahzabel8596
      @josiahzabel8596 3 роки тому

      @@unforgettabletimes6636 The Doctor does have a brother- google the name "Irving Braxiatel"

  • @misterqmbebe6734
    @misterqmbebe6734 9 років тому +12

    Some say that he has pockets inside his pockets...and that he wears a helmet under his helmet

  • @bugpip3139
    @bugpip3139 10 років тому +6

    6:25 Jeremys face XD

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz 9 років тому +14

    some say he was sacked, but hes not the stig

    • @jordan8806
      @jordan8806 3 роки тому

      But hes jeremy clarkson

  • @mattmrtornado2606
    @mattmrtornado2606 10 років тому +3

    Some say he can speak Russian using German and that he once shook hands with Christopher Columbus. All we know is, he's called The Stig!

  • @Jonajlack
    @Jonajlack 11 років тому +4

    James: "Some say he has a stripy top, just like mine"

  • @clingfilmlover
    @clingfilmlover 3 роки тому +1

    3:00-3:15 references to Reubens Barrichello beating The Stig's lap time

  • @MrBoesen
    @MrBoesen 10 років тому +10

    Some say that one his legs gets longer when he sees a pretty woman

  • @SmokeSkid
    @SmokeSkid 8 років тому +9

    The thing is *if* the new Top Gear fails then the Trio at amazon could have a shot at buying the rights to the Stig then since he won't be used.

    • @animalmother556x45
      @animalmother556x45 8 років тому

      What would they use him for? The Amazon Prime show is NOTHING like Top Gear...they have reported there will be no studio, no audience, no power laps, no lap times, no guests......

    • @SmokeSkid
      @SmokeSkid 8 років тому

      Have you not seen the stig in the challenges or what?

    • @animalmother556x45
      @animalmother556x45 8 років тому

      +Aurageyser Orion Haha yes, I'm sure it would be worth it to buy him to be used for 3 minutes of air time in the episodes filmed near the UK (Stig didn't travel long-distance with them, remember). I honestly don't think the image of "The Stig" would be that useful to their new show. They didn't seem to have trouble getting Stig cousins (local racing drivers) to assist their challenges....I see no reason why they wouldn't do that, IF IT IS EVEN NEEDED. Will they have challenges? Will they need a racing driver to compare their cars In a neutral way? Let's wait and find out.

    • @alexzz1234
      @alexzz1234 8 років тому

      They did when they were in Australia, James put him in the back of his GTR

    • @animalmother556x45
      @animalmother556x45 8 років тому

      +alexzz1234 ....how do you know that was the "real" Stig?

  • @panthadogg
    @panthadogg 9 років тому +6

    Some say that he keeps a picture of his mobile phone in his mobile phone, and that he auditioned for the part of Jason in Friday the 13th and dropped out because they said he was too quiet.
    All we know is, he's called The Stig!

  • @Satai80
    @Satai80 7 років тому +6

    Some say that he's actually alien and Dr. Who brought him to earth.

  • @maxi4492
    @maxi4492 7 років тому +3

    Some say he has over 50.000 photographs of his own camera.

  • @Fitsthatmean27
    @Fitsthatmean27 8 років тому +3

    Some say, he got into a fist fight with a japanese pop star, and when he stops, hazard lights go on.

  • @mylesspear
    @mylesspear 7 років тому +2

    Some say, He's tried to punch Chris Evans and that tried to burn down the Top Gear Hangar. All we know is, He's called the Stig!

  • @Qatoon2
    @Qatoon2 6 років тому +2

    "Great taste of seagull..."

  • @wowdude999
    @wowdude999 11 років тому +1

    LMFAO 2:50 QUOTE bashing the iPhone 4 when it first came out.

  • @Commandersam14
    @Commandersam14 11 років тому +1

    all we know is...he's called the Stig

  • @DanielCundeyMusic
    @DanielCundeyMusic 11 років тому +1

    Some say that he was rejected for I'm a Celebrity.... because he is one!

  • @samarvora7185
    @samarvora7185 5 років тому

    Some say he cries in Morse and that he admits that, rather preposterously, his best friend is Rubens Barrichello. All we know is, he’s called the STIG!

  • @LukasGelvich
    @LukasGelvich 11 років тому

    Some say that by slicing ham, he always gets his finger cut and that if you look through a telescope to the dark side of the moon on Fridays, you could see him making fake meteor craters.

  • @Ikspeto
    @Ikspeto 11 років тому +1

    Some say that he has "some say" written on the inside of his helmet.

  • @markcf83
    @markcf83 Рік тому

    Some say that this is the best Stig joke compilation in the world, and that he's denied that St Jeremy is his sidekick.

  • @bctime47
    @bctime47 11 років тому

    The baby stig at the end was hillarious

  • @andy26111
    @andy26111 11 років тому

    some say he wielded off 7 muggers with a foil wrapped chili dog.

  • @raindmask
    @raindmask 11 років тому

    'Some Say he has a mixture of colours in the cousins family'

  • @cpg-cubeprogaming1233
    @cpg-cubeprogaming1233 11 років тому

    Some say... That he can turn a 5-minute cell phone video into an Oscar-nominated drama, and that... He doesn't play video games that have no cars...

  • @edwardgaytan3578
    @edwardgaytan3578 10 років тому

    Some say that he has his own brand of chips.....but he doesn't like them.

  • @WinterRush17
    @WinterRush17 11 років тому

    Some say...that he weighs the same amount as the color purple, and that he invented finger nails.

  • @HeadOfBucket
    @HeadOfBucket 7 років тому +3

    Some say that he can clean his visor with his tongue, and that he only speaks Latin.

  • @codysykes5568
    @codysykes5568 3 роки тому

    Some say he entered a Reliant Robin in the WRC... and won.

  • @DoesNotHaveAnXbox
    @DoesNotHaveAnXbox 11 років тому

    @Sebastian Thomsen that's a Ferrari FXX; the track-only, racing version of the Enzo ;) 'tis quite a machine, needless to say...

  • @Audi134
    @Audi134 12 років тому

    Some say that he's really a serial killer, and he can gut you while you sleep at night...

  • @lathesius
    @lathesius 13 років тому

    Some say, that on Thursdays he becomes incredibly baulbrous!!!!! Best one ever!!!!

  • @HazzaMurray
    @HazzaMurray 12 років тому

    some say that when he smiles a puppy dies and that if he speakshe will cease to exist

  • @petraf2069
    @petraf2069 8 років тому

    Some say there is nothing under his suit.

  • @TheLukeo2412
    @TheLukeo2412 11 років тому

    I love how Jeremy opens his hands like God to accept the applause.

  • @Audi134
    @Audi134 12 років тому

    Some say that if you were to see his actual face, you would go blind of superawesomeness!!!!!!!

  • @miniemor
    @miniemor 12 років тому

    Some say, that his power level is over nine thousand... million.

  • @chevycinco6654
    @chevycinco6654 7 років тому

    everything good comes to an end rip old top gear

  • @evan8tor21
    @evan8tor21 7 років тому +2

    Some say that he lives with Wayne Rooney, and that he owns one sixth of the moon

  • @akzakirp
    @akzakirp 12 років тому

    Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary

  • @coloradosupercars4
    @coloradosupercars4 11 років тому

    Some say he cut a knife with hot butter

  • @CPEdwards01
    @CPEdwards01 11 років тому

    some say he's legally married in 17 countries, and that he tinted his own visor using crayons

  • @CameronLuper
    @CameronLuper 11 років тому

    Some say that he once provided the monologue for a silent film and that under his helmet is nothing but another helmet

  • @Boannski
    @Boannski 13 років тому

    epic great editing!

  • @AgentTasmania
    @AgentTasmania 11 років тому

    Some say he once stabbed a man with a sharp cheese

  • @reynaldwilbert2245
    @reynaldwilbert2245 11 років тому

    some say that in his wallet he keeps a photograph of his wallet

  • @PitchSkullBlack
    @PitchSkullBlack 12 років тому

    some say, once he mistankenly fed richard with hamster food

  • @rynesosinki1484
    @rynesosinki1484 11 років тому

    some say he use to make mechanical tomatoes and that he added the word stig to the dictionary all we know is that he's the stig.

  • @broadytaylor9493
    @broadytaylor9493 5 років тому

    Some Say he is working on an Halo for his helmet after he was hit in the head with a frisbee... and that he doesn't know what way to hold beer bottles.

  • @BCsouperfan2124
    @BCsouperfan2124 11 років тому

    some say that he has 50,000 pictures...of his own camera

  • @Woodygodman
    @Woodygodman 11 років тому

    Some say that his blood is a mixture of brake fluid and marmalade

  • @PresleyStJames
    @PresleyStJames 8 років тому +2

    Some say he knows everything about ducks...and it's a proven fact that he knows nothing about ducks.

  • @callumhardy5098
    @callumhardy5098 7 років тому

    I wasn't expecting that

  • @SamnissArandeen
    @SamnissArandeen 11 років тому

    Some say he knows who the Pyro is under her mask. And that he loved the second book so much, he made like its title and caught fire.
    All we know is, he's called The Stig!

  • @JohnDeereQueen21
    @JohnDeereQueen21 11 років тому

    Look how often they are in the same place and they wear the same cloths

  • @Phonixrmf
    @Phonixrmf 11 років тому

    Some say he created the other Top Gears just so his cousins could do something other than chasing sheeps.

  • @AimpZ56
    @AimpZ56 11 років тому

    some say that his name is Stig, all we know he's called the Stig

  • @Womb2DaTomb
    @Womb2DaTomb 10 років тому

    Some say that if tumble dried... He'll grow bigger. And that he's the only man alive who makes a living... Selling genuine money.

  • @Immortal365x
    @Immortal365x 11 років тому

    some say that he only sleeps once every month and that he always wanted to be a stand up comedian.

  • @JiiP94849
    @JiiP94849 11 років тому +1

    Some say, he can communicate with machines using radio signals.... and that he's good friends with Optimus Prime.

  • @dhz35
    @dhz35 11 років тому

    Some say that his favorite disease as a child was gout

  • @ScottKrissPittardMcAree
    @ScottKrissPittardMcAree 7 років тому

    Some say that he cut that mans hair is my favourite :)

  • @Jiddy12345
    @Jiddy12345 11 років тому

    Some say that he's terrified of bells

  • @BoxCarBoy12
    @BoxCarBoy12 11 років тому

    Some say he drives the Mars rover Curiosity with his brain waves, and that he's the only man ever to successfully count to infinity...

  • @THET0ASTNINJA
    @THET0ASTNINJA 11 років тому

    Some say that the stig finished Super Mario Bros.... going left

  • @TheRicosuave94
    @TheRicosuave94 10 років тому

    Some say that he can only learn at a rate of two things a week, and he fuels his cars with a never ending hate for Ruben Barrichello.

  • @archangel9191
    @archangel9191 10 років тому

    Some say...that his ghoulish cries has heard in the Mengengai Crater in Kenya...and that, just very recently, he battled the Jersey Devil...and survived - All we know is, he's called the Stig!

  • @Fordguy1997
    @Fordguy1997 12 років тому

    @MrHeavygamer actually he is ben collins and the first black suited stig is perry mcCarthy, its in his biography

  • @TheBeavadelic
    @TheBeavadelic 11 років тому

    Some say he removed the advert from this video, and as we speak he's hunting down the 4 people who disliked it as well. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

  • @DarkLink1996
    @DarkLink1996 7 років тому +1

    Some Say He's Reason Why Elephants Hate Mice

  • @mehdi.nobakht
    @mehdi.nobakht 5 років тому

    I missing him.

  • @CenobiteBeldar
    @CenobiteBeldar 7 років тому +2

    What if Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld(two actual car maniacs) replaced Clarkson, May and Hammond instead of Matt and Chris? I think the two comedians would keep the roll of making fun of the Stig moist.

  • @thomashilliard8588
    @thomashilliard8588 9 років тому +1

    So sad Top Gear is gone.....New to come out "Highest Transmission Selection!"

  • @318TiYu
    @318TiYu 11 років тому

    Just looking the cars I really wan to see all those episodes

  • @monjessenstein
    @monjessenstein 10 років тому +1

    some say that we have atleast thought of a new way of introducing him

  • @YouDispleaseMe
    @YouDispleaseMe 11 років тому

    Some say he knows two facts about ducks.. and they're both wrong.

  • @DaytonaPrototypes
    @DaytonaPrototypes 13 років тому

    3:41. The funniest. LOL.

  • @carbonatedmilk4316
    @carbonatedmilk4316 6 років тому

    Some say that he hacked governments computers to get his drivers licensd
    And that he did it while he was conceived

  • @Toledotourbillion
    @Toledotourbillion 11 років тому

    Some say he wears a helmet under his helmet and he is completely baffled by what people say about him.

  • @dhz35
    @dhz35 13 років тому

    he's the baby jeeezzzuss

  • @bereta94
    @bereta94 10 років тому

    Some say that Jeremy Clarkson said ''Some say'' over 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 times.

  • @fredericfrancoischopin1891
    @fredericfrancoischopin1891 7 років тому +3

    "He is the only woman in Britain"