God bless Jeremy Clarkson, a no nonsense down to earth Brit! What a blessing to humanity and an and an ambassador of the highest order to the British people. Fuck the BBC for curtailing this brilliant brilliant bloke!
Some say, that he once cross bred a prius with a lorry, and that his fingerprints match the treads from Pierreli race tires. All we know is he's called the Stig!
Some say that he entered a staring contest against Fiat Multipla and won... and that he finished watching first season of 24 in one day... Some say he named himself The so he wouldn't be confused with Sting... and he keeps picture of Jeremy Clarkson in his summer house in Himalayas... Some say his hate of Rubens Barrichello scares even Rubens Barrichello... and that he once eared a bite of Tyson Mike. All we know, he's called The Stig.
Some say, that he's written 14 books on why cow are evil... and that he always fails internet questions that ask if you are human. all we know is hes called the stig!
Some say that he keeps a picture of his mobile phone in his mobile phone, and that he auditioned for the part of Jason in Friday the 13th and dropped out because they said he was too quiet. All we know is, he's called The Stig!
Some say that by slicing ham, he always gets his finger cut and that if you look through a telescope to the dark side of the moon on Fridays, you could see him making fake meteor craters.
Some say he cries in Morse and that he admits that, rather preposterously, his best friend is Rubens Barrichello. All we know is, he’s called the STIG!
Some say, as a newborn, he walked upright...out of Stone Henge; and that as an adult, his favorite sport became the coffee bean. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Some say...that his ghoulish cries has heard in the Mengengai Crater in Kenya...and that, just very recently, he battled the Jersey Devil...and survived - All we know is, he's called the Stig!
Some Say he is working on an Halo for his helmet after he was hit in the head with a frisbee... and that he doesn't know what way to hold beer bottles.
Some say he removed the advert from this video, and as we speak he's hunting down the 4 people who disliked it as well. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
What if Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld(two actual car maniacs) replaced Clarkson, May and Hammond instead of Matt and Chris? I think the two comedians would keep the roll of making fun of the Stig moist.
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Some Say, Top Gear will never be the same :(
Some say he's a fucking obnoxious tosser. All we know is he's called Chris Evans and he's killing Top Gear.
Not just some
its not the same with freddie paddy and chris
I love how so many of these quotes are satirical little jabs at whatever political scandal was going on at the time. :D
so that's why i never get them
Mamac2006 Me too
God bless Jeremy Clarkson, a no nonsense down to earth Brit! What a blessing to humanity and an and an ambassador of the highest order to the British people. Fuck the BBC for curtailing this brilliant brilliant bloke!
2:01 One of the greatest I've ever seen.
Some say that all of his children are born with his helmet and that he refuses to acknowledge the existence of Nottinghamshire.
Some say he knows what happened to the missing Malaysia airlines flight and that he gets aroused by screwdrivers
All We Know Is That He's Called The Stig
HAHAHAHAHAHA Who Knows
Lol Yes!
Some say Top Gear will never be the same.
And that his heart has been broken.
All we know is... he was called the stig. D':
“Some say that he laughs like a duck, and that he once tattooed the name Jeremy on his bottom. All we know is, he’s not the Stig, but he is James May”
some say he cut that guys hair.
this always gets me xD
Some say: In his wallet, he keeps a picture of his wallet. that part always gets me
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MONSTER CAT! 😀
Some say, that he once cross bred a prius with a lorry, and that his fingerprints match the treads from Pierreli race tires. All we know is he's called the Stig!
Some say that he entered a staring contest against Fiat Multipla and won... and that he finished watching first season of 24 in one day...
Some say he named himself The so he wouldn't be confused with Sting... and he keeps picture of Jeremy Clarkson in his summer house in Himalayas...
Some say his hate of Rubens Barrichello scares even Rubens Barrichello... and that he once eared a bite of Tyson Mike.
All we know, he's called The Stig.
The "Picture of his wallet in his wallet" Rumour is clearly fake.
The Stig doesn't need a wallet because he has no understanding on money.
He keeps strong pornography in his wallet.
all we know is, HE'S CALLED THE THE STIG!
he doesn't have a wallet for money, he has a wallet to keep a picture of his wallet in
but all car keys in his wallet
Some say... he has a wallet so that he can hold a picture of his wallet. And that he was, yes, immaculately conceived.
Some say, that he's written 14 books on why cow are evil... and that he always fails internet questions that ask if you are human. all we know is hes called the stig!
Some say he's sad that Clarkson is sacked
"Because his face is just too recognizable" Laughed too hard on that one :P
The Stig's a Timelord, calling it right now. No doubt in my mind.
Mikhale Strongwing 😂 he’s the Doctor’s long lost brother who never came into the mainstream because he was an introvert.
@@unforgettabletimes6636 The Doctor does have a brother- google the name "Irving Braxiatel"
Some say that he's now out of a job, and that you can buy him and other Top Gear memorabilia on eBay.
All we know is, HE'S CALLED THE STIG!
some say he was sacked, but hes not the stig
But hes jeremy clarkson
Some say that he has pockets inside his pockets...and that he wears a helmet under his helmet
Some say that one his legs gets longer when he sees a pretty woman
James: "Some say he has a stripy top, just like mine"
6:25 Jeremys face XD
Some say he can speak Russian using German and that he once shook hands with Christopher Columbus. All we know is, he's called The Stig!
Some say that he's actually alien and Dr. Who brought him to earth.
Some say, he got into a fist fight with a japanese pop star, and when he stops, hazard lights go on.
Some say that he keeps a picture of his mobile phone in his mobile phone, and that he auditioned for the part of Jason in Friday the 13th and dropped out because they said he was too quiet.
All we know is, he's called The Stig!
Some say he has over 50.000 photographs of his own camera.
"Great taste of seagull..."
LMFAO 2:50 QUOTE bashing the iPhone 4 when it first came out.
Some say, He's tried to punch Chris Evans and that tried to burn down the Top Gear Hangar. All we know is, He's called the Stig!
all we know is...he's called the Stig
Some say that he was rejected for I'm a Celebrity.... because he is one!
Some say that by slicing ham, he always gets his finger cut and that if you look through a telescope to the dark side of the moon on Fridays, you could see him making fake meteor craters.
Some say that this is the best Stig joke compilation in the world, and that he's denied that St Jeremy is his sidekick.
'Some Say he has a mixture of colours in the cousins family'
Some say that he has "some say" written on the inside of his helmet.
Some say that he can clean his visor with his tongue, and that he only speaks Latin.
Some say... That he can turn a 5-minute cell phone video into an Oscar-nominated drama, and that... He doesn't play video games that have no cars...
Some say he entered a Reliant Robin in the WRC... and won.
some say he wielded off 7 muggers with a foil wrapped chili dog.
some say that when he smiles a puppy dies and that if he speakshe will cease to exist
Some say he cries in Morse and that he admits that, rather preposterously, his best friend is Rubens Barrichello. All we know is, he’s called the STIG!
Some say that he's really a serial killer, and he can gut you while you sleep at night...
Some say, that his power level is over nine thousand... million.
Some say, as a newborn, he walked upright...out of Stone Henge; and that as an adult, his favorite sport became the coffee bean. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Some say there is nothing under his suit.
Some say that if you were to see his actual face, you would go blind of superawesomeness!!!!!!!
Some say that he has his own brand of chips.....but he doesn't like them.
Some say...that he weighs the same amount as the color purple, and that he invented finger nails.
Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary
Some say that he's terrified of bells
Some say, that on Thursdays he becomes incredibly baulbrous!!!!! Best one ever!!!!
some say he's legally married in 17 countries, and that he tinted his own visor using crayons
Some say he cut a knife with hot butter
I love how Jeremy opens his hands like God to accept the applause.
Some say he once stabbed a man with a sharp cheese
some say that in his wallet he keeps a photograph of his wallet
Some say that the stig finished Super Mario Bros.... going left
Some say...that his ghoulish cries has heard in the Mengengai Crater in Kenya...and that, just very recently, he battled the Jersey Devil...and survived - All we know is, he's called the Stig!
Some say that his blood is a mixture of brake fluid and marmalade
some say that we have atleast thought of a new way of introducing him
But we havent.
IT'S THE STIG!
Some say that if tumble dried... He'll grow bigger. And that he's the only man alive who makes a living... Selling genuine money.
Some say that he lives with Wayne Rooney, and that he owns one sixth of the moon
Some say he created the other Top Gears just so his cousins could do something other than chasing sheeps.
Some say that he once provided the monologue for a silent film and that under his helmet is nothing but another helmet
Some say that his favorite disease as a child was gout
some say that his name is Stig, all we know he's called the Stig
The baby stig at the end was hillarious
Some say, he can communicate with machines using radio signals.... and that he's good friends with Optimus Prime.
Some say that he can only learn at a rate of two things a week, and he fuels his cars with a never ending hate for Ruben Barrichello.
Some say he drives the Mars rover Curiosity with his brain waves, and that he's the only man ever to successfully count to infinity...
Some Say he is working on an Halo for his helmet after he was hit in the head with a frisbee... and that he doesn't know what way to hold beer bottles.
@Sebastian Thomsen that's a Ferrari FXX; the track-only, racing version of the Enzo ;) 'tis quite a machine, needless to say...
Some Say He's Reason Why Elephants Hate Mice
he's the baby jeeezzzuss
I missing him.
Some say he wears a helmet under his helmet and he is completely baffled by what people say about him.
some say that he has 50,000 pictures...of his own camera
everything good comes to an end rip old top gear
some say that he only sleeps once every month and that he always wanted to be a stand up comedian.
I wasn't expecting that
Some say that he hacked governments computers to get his drivers licensd
And that he did it while he was conceived
Some say that his girlfriend stars in the teletubbies
Some say he removed the advert from this video, and as we speak he's hunting down the 4 people who disliked it as well. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Some say he knows everything about ducks...and it's a proven fact that he knows nothing about ducks.
So sad Top Gear is gone.....New to come out "Highest Transmission Selection!"
Some say... That all of these are true.... Simultaneously.
3:41. The funniest. LOL.
What if Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld(two actual car maniacs) replaced Clarkson, May and Hammond instead of Matt and Chris? I think the two comedians would keep the roll of making fun of the Stig moist.
some say, last night , he played undertale and defeated sans.
Ctres 488 GET OUT WITH YOUR SHITTY GAME
Some say that he cut that mans hair is my favourite :)
Some say he can only speak in Morse code. And that the inside of his helmet is covered in pictures of his wallet.
The Stig for prime miniser!
"He is the only woman in Britain"
Some says beneath his helmet, he have other helmet.
Some say he knows two facts about ducks.. and they're both wrong.
some say hes already done that
lol tore a goat in half xD
did anyone notice that Jeramy wears the same jacket almost every time.
Some say that his favorite beverage is ipecac... And that he's terrified of pears... All we know is he's called The Stig
Some say that Jeremy Clarkson said ''Some say'' over 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 times.