What are they saying in stock footage? (Episode 6)

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    A comedy sketch show using only royalty free videos, episode 6.
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  • @toycat
    @toycat 3 місяці тому +2309

    "Is patient critical? No they've been very supportive" is great

    • @koplogame
      @koplogame 3 місяці тому +63

      wtf I used to watch you

    • @TheDudey
      @TheDudey 3 місяці тому +36

      hey toycat!

    • @11am2
      @11am2 3 місяці тому +32

      Why you disappear from my recommendations :(

    • @therandomidiotontheinternet
      @therandomidiotontheinternet 3 місяці тому +8

      why are you here

    • @op-fb2cm
      @op-fb2cm 3 місяці тому +27

      It's always great when your favourite youtubers watch each other.

  • @stufftwowatchat3am
    @stufftwowatchat3am 3 місяці тому +1301

    "Patient has inherited her mother's low functioning kidneys. Strange thing to leave in your will" - best thing I have heard today

    • @real_nosferatu
      @real_nosferatu 3 місяці тому +6

      wtf is your pfp? Why is China at war with Dixie? Why is Dixie allied with NATO? What does Minecraft have to do with all of it?

    • @stufftwowatchat3am
      @stufftwowatchat3am 3 місяці тому +10

      @@real_nosferatuI run a meme channel, why not have a funny pfp to go with it?

  • @starrstruck
    @starrstruck 3 місяці тому +845

    this is like a weird afternoon bbc sitcom that has 3 plotlines that are slowly getting harder to follow

  • @SpyrosKoronis
    @SpyrosKoronis 3 місяці тому +822

    Dave's wine cellar is amazing, or so I hear. Tonight he's invited me to share a cask of Amontillado. Pretty exciting!

    • @TheBearestBearBearBear
      @TheBearestBearBearBear 3 місяці тому +52

      Yeah, he also sent me an invite to visit his wine cellar! I wouldn't expect that from him since we've recently had some misunderstandings during one of our projects, but it appears we're still friends after all!

    • @moosicisthegood
      @moosicisthegood 3 місяці тому +34

      Be careful, O Fortunato!

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 3 місяці тому +32

      Dave's wine cellar must be an amazing place. Nobody who's gone down there has come back. They must be having such a great time 🤗

    • @TimTheTierLister
      @TimTheTierLister 3 місяці тому +18

      But watch out for the nitre it'll give you a nasty cough

    • @marquisdelafayette-xe1ht
      @marquisdelafayette-xe1ht 3 місяці тому +13

      When you go, please pet his pet raven. It usually sits on the bust above the door

  • @Key3de
    @Key3de 3 місяці тому +469

    running commentary for the “excluded” man was top tier 😂

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue 3 місяці тому +24

      "I'm going to exclude them.....from breathing"
      💀

    • @Maxedoutgio
      @Maxedoutgio 2 місяці тому +6

      It felt like a death note monologue

  • @william254
    @william254 3 місяці тому +256

    "Said it was a bit of a weird present" almost died laughing 🤣

    • @die66666
      @die66666 Місяць тому

      that funny huh?

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm 3 місяці тому +110

    I didn't expect to learn that cancer was discovered in 3000BC, but here we are. Thanks for the laughs and the facts.

  • @adventureswithaurora
    @adventureswithaurora 3 місяці тому +220

    “His father had shortness of breath only after he died.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @footballhipster
    @footballhipster 3 місяці тому +100

    We need the entire series of Dad Joke Hospital.

  • @yarde.n
    @yarde.n 3 місяці тому +26

    The dad joke hospital was absolutely genius

  • @SC3NEWH0ReXD
    @SC3NEWH0ReXD 2 місяці тому +32

    “History of cancer?”
    “Not discovered until 3000BC”

  • @Boopierthanmost
    @Boopierthanmost 3 місяці тому +92

    Not the Nigerian Prince giving you money through emails 😂😂😂 he is real

  • @Kelly-bv8hm
    @Kelly-bv8hm 3 місяці тому +77

    another banger from adrian gray comedy, dont forget me when you're worldwide famous

  • @bingkundalive8914
    @bingkundalive8914 3 місяці тому +255

    "Patient is intersex (in to sex). Who isn't it feels great." LOL I'm dead.

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 3 місяці тому +44

      Haha I didn't even get it before. I always miss puns that only work in an English accent.

    • @lilietto1
      @lilietto1 3 місяці тому +9

      Thank you to explain it, i'm not native english so i didnt get it :)

    • @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword
      @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword 3 місяці тому +9

      Being intersex means they were probably given sexual reassignment surgery the day they were born when they couldn't consent, and never told about it, but if they were just trans they'd have to wait years and fight really hard just to have it consentually, and probably have it denied anyway. I'm sick of the right to bodily autonomy for queer individuals being denied and violated all the time. We're people too. (I'm trans.)

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 2 місяці тому +17

      @@Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword
      You took a bit of a leap there considering most intersex people simply have mismatched chromosomes / hormonal sensitivity but still only have one set of genitals or the other.
      But other than that I totally agree. And it's laughable how all of those bills being passed to "protect" children make exceptions for irreversible surgery on infants.

    • @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword
      @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword 2 місяці тому +6

      @@morbidsearch You're right that most intersex people just have intersex chromosomes and their physical anatomy is mostly typical. I forgot about that. However, if they had any type of intersex condition that does affect physical anatomy, then what I said is completely accurate.

  • @truffflzz
    @truffflzz 2 місяці тому +51

    "just because i happened to fall off a pogo stick and it happened to go outside me slightly"
    sounds painful

  • @hellandruby
    @hellandruby 3 місяці тому +31

    This is honestly funnier than Mikaeli hitting metal. You're hilarious

  • @juancabardo21
    @juancabardo21 Місяць тому +3

    “They excluded me. I’m gonna exclude them… from breathing.” Dang that’s a good villain one-liner

  • @nathaniel201
    @nathaniel201 2 місяці тому +4

    The swan doctor scene is fully a Monty Python sketch

  • @Generic-Internet-User666
    @Generic-Internet-User666 3 місяці тому +31

    Yesss ! Another one of the episodes !!

  • @Idk-ys7rt
    @Idk-ys7rt 3 місяці тому +20

    Some great jokes in there Adrian!

  • @mahouu.
    @mahouu. 3 місяці тому +5

    "They excluded me, im going to exclude them, from breathing " NOOOOOOOOO

  • @zacharywilliamsfilms
    @zacharywilliamsfilms 3 місяці тому +17

    Great as usual Adrian, been feeling down lately but your content makes me smile.

  • @kakawhee
    @kakawhee 3 місяці тому +6

    Ray is so traumatised he’s speaking without moving his mouth 😔✊
    #JusticeForRay

    • @kakawhee
      @kakawhee 3 місяці тому +1

      he deserves better 😢

    • @Sir_Squid
      @Sir_Squid 2 місяці тому +1

      His name is Dave, the one with the wine cellar, ray wasn't seen in this video

  • @lO_OI
    @lO_OI 3 місяці тому +6

    "everyone out the way"

  • @PerfectTangent
    @PerfectTangent 3 місяці тому +7

    History of cancer was so smooth.

  • @moustafamohsen
    @moustafamohsen 3 місяці тому +6

    ““Have we seen the patient’s x ray😂”

  • @johankarlsson2440
    @johankarlsson2440 5 днів тому +1

    I need seven seasons of "Dad joke hospital".

  • @tietah1262
    @tietah1262 3 місяці тому +8

    Amazing, especially the hospital one.

  • @WhitneyDahlin
    @WhitneyDahlin 2 місяці тому +2

    You're videos always make me laugh! I come back and watch them whenever I'm having a rough time! Thank you! Love from Kansas City USA ❤

  • @MissBlackMetal
    @MissBlackMetal Місяць тому

    Wow, I really appreciate how during the Email Scam segment you actually tried to match the dialogue with the actor's mouth movements!!! That's really impressive! It's like Bad Lip Reading 😁

  • @jlb9368
    @jlb9368 3 місяці тому +1

    Loved all the bits! Thank you!

  • @Joey7Z7Horror
    @Joey7Z7Horror 2 місяці тому +1

    2:26 "name of the only Final Destination protagonist to show up in a sequel?"

  • @astrid-fp
    @astrid-fp 2 місяці тому +1

    “i’m going to exclude them…….. from breathing…….” dear lord 😂😂

  • @degariuslozak2169
    @degariuslozak2169 Місяць тому +2

    The south african joke was hilarious, as a south african

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red 3 місяці тому +3

    Man I love these, thanks for brightening my Friday morning!

  • @davidluchsinger7377
    @davidluchsinger7377 3 місяці тому +1

    Swan doctor lol

  • @labibbidabibbadum
    @labibbidabibbadum 3 місяці тому +4

    ​​Magic as usual. I reckon pretty soon you will be Adrian the White. (Have to fight a balrog for much of eternity first of course).

  • @Dude-vq3oe
    @Dude-vq3oe 10 днів тому

    The email scam but in real life was great.😂

  • @KoshVader
    @KoshVader 2 місяці тому

    These jokes are amazing! I had to replay some parts because of how quick the comedy is, you are extremely talented!

  • @pranavmadhyastha190
    @pranavmadhyastha190 3 місяці тому +2

    Dad joke hospital is the best🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @_GhostMiner
    @_GhostMiner 3 місяці тому +2

    *0:20** is the best part* 👌😅

  • @MRTUMNUS6
    @MRTUMNUS6 3 місяці тому +4

    You're just the best youtube comedian IMO😂

  • @Weaselszone
    @Weaselszone 3 місяці тому +1

    Amazing as always

  • @JH-ne7mr
    @JH-ne7mr 3 місяці тому

    More please! These are great

  • @Skeppsvrak
    @Skeppsvrak 3 місяці тому

    Impeccable writing!

  • @gaimnbro9337
    @gaimnbro9337 2 місяці тому

    I need more of this in my life.

  • @Multi-Waves_Sketchbook
    @Multi-Waves_Sketchbook 3 місяці тому

    This might be might be your best one yet

  • @DeusVult838
    @DeusVult838 2 місяці тому +1

    Dad Joke hospital reminds me of Monty Python lol

  • @_Emit_
    @_Emit_ 2 місяці тому

    this is genuinely the best form of comedy

  • @invertedaura1986
    @invertedaura1986 3 місяці тому

    Dude! We missed you man. Cheers!!

  • @lukesmith5018
    @lukesmith5018 3 місяці тому +1

    Seeing them shock in sinus rhythm made me die a little inside

  • @abednegoharuna5665
    @abednegoharuna5665 3 місяці тому +2

    i love this content.

  • @sulanec87
    @sulanec87 3 місяці тому +2

    The best way to kick off a weekend!

  • @tinpot1978
    @tinpot1978 3 місяці тому

    This is amazing😂

  • @ronlucock3702
    @ronlucock3702 2 місяці тому

    Brilliant!

  • @koryhawkins1499
    @koryhawkins1499 3 місяці тому +1

    Women like a bit of hair......... 😂
    Seemed a bit of a weird present 🎁🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Desideratus21
    @Desideratus21 3 місяці тому

    You are ruthless mate 😂

  • @velvetdraws3452
    @velvetdraws3452 День тому

    congrats on 1 mil!

  • @JeffDeff-hp3el
    @JeffDeff-hp3el 3 місяці тому

    This is too good

  • @Mignon15
    @Mignon15 2 місяці тому

    999K subscribers, well done my guy

  • @IAreBean
    @IAreBean 3 місяці тому +21

    12 seconds ago is crazy

    • @Scorpio19110
      @Scorpio19110 3 місяці тому +1

      Still on 1 view for some reason

  • @gbee8263
    @gbee8263 2 місяці тому

    This is absolutely what they are actually saying-

  • @JohnQN
    @JohnQN 3 місяці тому +2

    oh no he did a cask of amontillado

  • @jakubsmekal9741
    @jakubsmekal9741 3 місяці тому

    Youre so close to 1 million good luck

  • @Muenni
    @Muenni 3 місяці тому

    I missed these!

  • @crism8868
    @crism8868 2 місяці тому

    "Dad joke hospital" has such big Leslie Nielsen energy. As a fan of deadpan humor I love it

  • @jubileeYAVEL
    @jubileeYAVEL 2 місяці тому

    1:01 i thought this was a mirror and that she saw herself as a big black man😂

  • @muscledavis5434
    @muscledavis5434 2 місяці тому

    The history of cancer one😂😂😂

  • @peter_smyth
    @peter_smyth 2 місяці тому

    How do you push in front at the buffet at a surgical conference? Shout "Clear!" and all the doctors will step back.

  • @DemigodGreenie
    @DemigodGreenie Місяць тому

    1:41 hold up, is that a cask of amontillado reference

  • @diogodias2855
    @diogodias2855 2 місяці тому

    I laughed way to hard at the hair joke 🤣

  • @swatkats9073
    @swatkats9073 3 місяці тому

    Best one!

  • @tewum1.20
    @tewum1.20 2 місяці тому

    "is patient critical? No they dont make reaction videos looking like Jesus."

  • @rattersworld1016
    @rattersworld1016 Місяць тому

    This is so FUNNY

  • @kspecv
    @kspecv 3 місяці тому +1

    "History of cancer?" 💀

  • @ArellYT
    @ArellYT 13 днів тому

    Soo goood!

  • @ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785
    @ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785 2 місяці тому

    "Toughts on IV"
    - "Roman for 4"

  • @mushymystic
    @mushymystic 2 місяці тому

    FUNNY ! Sharp, intelligent humour.

  • @EdH
    @EdH 3 місяці тому

    EPISODE 6 YESSSS

  • @aliabdallah102
    @aliabdallah102 2 місяці тому

    I listen to this when im a rrally bad place in life. (Quite literally every single day)

  • @philsharp758
    @philsharp758 3 місяці тому

    Bravo!!

  • @Meaniepanini305
    @Meaniepanini305 3 місяці тому +2

    WINE CELLARS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @AuroraMoonChai
    @AuroraMoonChai 3 місяці тому +1

    It's digging time, honey

  • @camilascatonebedin3002
    @camilascatonebedin3002 2 місяці тому

    The history of cancer one was peak comedy

  • @arayna20
    @arayna20 3 місяці тому

    We comin out of the depressive episode with this one (not really but I really appreciatethe laugh)!

  • @WedzFlomil
    @WedzFlomil 3 місяці тому +1

    Yippee new content!

  • @AidanDaGreat
    @AidanDaGreat 2 місяці тому

    Cask of Amontillado reference.

  • @humanbeingisafailure
    @humanbeingisafailure 3 місяці тому

    Eminem’s been real quiet since the rap about the news about wine bottles dropped. It was s o damn deep. Truly touched ❤😭

  • @josefx2103
    @josefx2103 2 місяці тому

    I like the video 😂

  • @hellen3098
    @hellen3098 Місяць тому

    Please leave 😂😂

  • @horsemanpit8812
    @horsemanpit8812 3 місяці тому

    It’s about time.
    (thank you)

  • @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword
    @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword 3 місяці тому +4

    "Patient is intersex."
    "Who isn't? It feels great."
    😂😂😂

  • @Sh4quille0atmeal
    @Sh4quille0atmeal 3 місяці тому

    now we asking the real questions

  • @impasta6315
    @impasta6315 3 місяці тому +1

    Hell yea

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm 3 місяці тому

    Dad Joke Hospital needs to be on Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, HBO Max and even Roku

  • @masonvanraamsdonk7694
    @masonvanraamsdonk7694 3 місяці тому

    fair enough

  • @zakkarcher
    @zakkarcher 2 місяці тому

    Please do more dad joke hospital!

  • @stitchfilms4598
    @stitchfilms4598 Місяць тому +1

    Flashing lights! ⚠️

  • @dr.kimberleydsouza3173
    @dr.kimberleydsouza3173 3 місяці тому +1

    Honestly some of the stock videos are shot so awkwardly, they're literally begging to be made fun of!

  • @skitz0phrenic
    @skitz0phrenic 3 місяці тому

    Happiness climbed through my willy like boing boing