Trump Calls Chick-fil-A "The Lord's Chicken" for Being Closed on Sundays

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 904

  • @davidl438
    @davidl438 Місяць тому +279

    "Everyone getting rich, right?" he says to a group of fast food workers. 🙄

    • @estlhm805
      @estlhm805 Місяць тому +17

      Yeah right said a minimum wage worker agreeing to disagree 🙄

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi Місяць тому

      What a colossal ass. And yes, double meaning intended.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare Місяць тому

      he's not out of touch, he's actually stupid enough to think everyone is rich like him.

    • @rodqueen2910
      @rodqueen2910 Місяць тому

      Trump is monumentally Stupid

    • @daviderickson8699
      @daviderickson8699 Місяць тому

      So Trump confirms it: Under Joe Biden's economy, even fast food workers are getting rich...

  • @danismithmn
    @danismithmn Місяць тому +191

    The dog joke at the end was both stupid and great.
    That's why I love the writing so much.

    • @mlrdh
      @mlrdh Місяць тому +5

      I really laughed out loud!

    • @gardnerhill9073
      @gardnerhill9073 Місяць тому +3

      SCOLLINS!!!!

    • @andylast1898
      @andylast1898 Місяць тому +2

      Bit about Scotland old coins person found them could not keep then as found in trump Scotland golf course. Has maga smell to them coins.

    • @vinista256
      @vinista256 Місяць тому

      @@gardnerhill9073 my thought EXACTLY! 😂🤣

    • @LeCharles07
      @LeCharles07 Місяць тому

      @@mlrdh I'm still chuckling about it.

  • @AGirlhasnoNAME5468
    @AGirlhasnoNAME5468 Місяць тому +28

    hey, I live in Alabama & I love President Biden! Love you also, Mr. Meyers. Peace!

    • @Cyberspaced3
      @Cyberspaced3 Місяць тому

      That is pretty crazy that they might exclude him from the ballot hey?

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich Місяць тому +14

    „They find our artefacts, Baise!“ archaeologist here- Detectorists are frequently lovely and we often have a few come onto site to help out but it‘s a real frustration when random members of the public find stuff when detectoring. Nobody records the context or takes the photos or measurements in situ and most of the data is therefore just Gone. Please just leave things you find and have the archaeologists come check it out so we can record it properly

  • @dahn57
    @dahn57 Місяць тому +140

    Can we get confirmation that Diaper Don actually PAID this time for all the fast food, instead of dodging the check, like he did before?

    • @humanlifeforce
      @humanlifeforce Місяць тому +9

      I am sure donold only gave the people token milkshakes and took 4 of them for himself and all of the chicken.

    • @opaltaberna6817
      @opaltaberna6817 Місяць тому +15

      exactly. That news station could have accurately reported the event, like did the thief- in -chief actually reach for his wallet, or did he stiff another small business. I guess corporate could pick up the tab… if they would.

    • @danismithmn
      @danismithmn Місяць тому

      ​@@opaltaberna6817this is NOT a small business. Plus, the owners of the company are ultra-Conservative Fundamentalist Christians.
      Of course they paid for it. They love Trump.

    • @davemcmillan8813
      @davemcmillan8813 Місяць тому

      @@opaltaberna6817 p

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Місяць тому +5

      We need to call that location and ask!!

  • @d1ni1mueter
    @d1ni1mueter Місяць тому +40

    mike "the lord's chicken" pence 💀

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Місяць тому

      Very good. 🙂

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Місяць тому +1

      I've only been thru drive thru once, and didn't get the whole sauce thing.
      Overpriced IMO. But they just opened one half an hour from where I live and the drive-thru always has a line

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@LindaC616
      It's completely overhyped and overpriced for a chicken pickle bun sandwich.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Місяць тому +1

      @@stanleyhape8427 👍

  • @marylandlax3
    @marylandlax3 Місяць тому +44

    I do not care how dumb that dog joke was I haven’t stopped chuckling at it 😂

  • @madpoppy7511
    @madpoppy7511 Місяць тому +31

    Metal detector is the device. The person who uses a metal detector is a metal detectorist/detectorist. There is a brilliant British comedy show about them starring Toby Jones and Mackenzie Crook called "Detectorists".

  • @eddiegt2622
    @eddiegt2622 Місяць тому +77

    It could have been worst. He could have pulled up at Church's chicken with a trunk load of bibles for sale, thinking he was at a church.

    • @estlhm805
      @estlhm805 Місяць тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ecamp6360
      @ecamp6360 Місяць тому +3

      Church's Chicken is still in business? Where?

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Місяць тому

      ​@@ecamp6360 have one in Edm

    • @Julieglam3
      @Julieglam3 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kindablue1959
      @kindablue1959 Місяць тому

      @@ecamp6360 Over 700 locations in over 20 US states, and 1500 locations worldwide...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Місяць тому +76

    He likes that they made the chicken in the exact shade he uses as bronzer.

    • @lrphd8536
      @lrphd8536 Місяць тому +7

      Can’t believe he wasn’t jealous of the chicken

    • @ctcanine
      @ctcanine Місяць тому +10

      It’s actually the name of the bronzer he uses….”bronze chicken”

    • @CF0RD
      @CF0RD Місяць тому +5

      Extra crispy

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Місяць тому +6

      I always assumed "Trump's base" was Nivea and Cheetos.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@lrphd8536orange, crispy, fried before noon...

  • @AKHill-gj2uy
    @AKHill-gj2uy Місяць тому +48

    Fun Fact: Churches are open, and priests work, on Sundays.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare Місяць тому

      classic Religion saying you shouldn't work on sunday but then their main workers DO work on sunday.

    • @joshd3502
      @joshd3502 Місяць тому +2

      Fun fact: Priest take a weekly sabbath.

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Місяць тому

      ​@joshd3502 or at least they try.

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon Місяць тому +2

      @@joshd3502 Let's assume that's true, then that's clearly not the point. If it is true then the sabbath, the day of rest ordained by god, is a different day for the clergy than it is for the rest of the population. God said to rest on the sabbath, not to pick a day to rest on that's convenient for your cultural habits. You know, assuming this god is real and actually ever said anything to begin with.

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy Місяць тому

      @@joshd3502 Scripture and doctrine state the sabbath is Sunday. Is there any kind of biblical punishment for working on the sabbath? Enjoy the hypocrisy and double standards.
      Fun Fact #2: Priests wear clothes cut from two different cloths.

  • @mr.flibble3190
    @mr.flibble3190 Місяць тому +31

    By no coincidence whatsoever, the Chick-fil-A crew called Drumpf's order "The Lard's Chicken."

    • @bobbies5554
      @bobbies5554 Місяць тому

      Have you watched it? Someone call Chick-fil-A’s chicken the Lord’s chicken.

  • @andrewhaag2422
    @andrewhaag2422 Місяць тому +14

    April Trials Bring May SMILES 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 🤩

    • @geoffoconnor3487
      @geoffoconnor3487 Місяць тому

      It seemed to take an eternity,
      But now the end’s in sight
      I hope that he gets sentenced to life! 🎶🎶

    • @franblaye9639
      @franblaye9639 Місяць тому

      WHEEHAW!!! 😅😂❤😂😂😝

    • @elibnem4126
      @elibnem4126 Місяць тому

      I dig it

  • @Derfboy
    @Derfboy Місяць тому +6

    Wow, that last joke actually hit... hahahahahahahaha

  • @theinternaut1991
    @theinternaut1991 Місяць тому +21

    So glad you do Thursday shows!

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 Місяць тому +8

    Whilst fooling Trump with the smiles out front a couple of their colleagues in the kitchen are getting the special mayonnaise ready.

  • @thomastaipliadis8533
    @thomastaipliadis8533 Місяць тому +24

    To be fair, I thought that the metal detector joke was written by Scollins, the king of awkward jokes. The last one, though, was definitely by Scollins!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Місяць тому +6

      That's exactly what I thought! This was a dog joke that won't get him booed😅

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz Місяць тому +7

      I'm guessing that last one was Ian. As another commentor pointed out, it's a dad joke more than anything else.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Місяць тому +2

      @@SimonBuchanNz but dad jokes can't use that language

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Місяць тому +3

      Scollins is the King of Evil Jokes. Ian and Matt are vying to be the King of Awkward Jokes right now.

    • @juliemacdonell6381
      @juliemacdonell6381 Місяць тому +1

      I love that people can discuss the writers on this show!

  • @AaronHahnStudios
    @AaronHahnStudios Місяць тому +27

    3:10 in. That's a Dad Joke! I love it!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Місяць тому +1

      Dad jokes usually don't use that language, that's why they're Dad jokes.
      But it made me laugh out loud!😅

    • @AaronHahnStudios
      @AaronHahnStudios Місяць тому

      @@LindaC616 I am a Dad & accused of ONLY telling dad jokes, I know the language. I wrote The Book!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Місяць тому

      @@AaronHahnStudios swear words don't get included

  • @canadaclaret
    @canadaclaret Місяць тому +2

    Detectorists...
    I highly recommend the show.
    Brilliant.

  • @mc76
    @mc76 Місяць тому +69

    Here is the weirdest thing about Chik-Fil-A's closing on Sundays. The restaurant has a kiosk at Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta, home of the Falcons. Unless the Falcons play on Monday or Thursday night--which they have done twice in this decade--that kiosk is never open on game days.

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 Місяць тому +10

      I’m from Atlanta and yeah, it’s always perplexed me

    • @JLee-rt6ve
      @JLee-rt6ve Місяць тому +5

      What? Packed, standing room only Quiddich, water polo and lacrosse days aren't enough for you?

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 Місяць тому +6

      Richy rich Dan can afford to rent a space that's rarely used.

    • @podracer35
      @podracer35 Місяць тому +9

      Having the stand there only for it to be closed on Sunday probably is the point if they're trying to appeal to people who'd care about that.
      I wonder if it's cheaper to rent that space than it is to buy ad space.

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref Місяць тому +7

      NY...As I understand it, trying to get them to be open on Sundays along the Thruway or they'll lose their location.

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX Місяць тому +36

    Oh man, I hate when comments take over the bots section

    • @zacharybattocchio6134
      @zacharybattocchio6134 Місяць тому +10

      Yeah, wtf is AMV33X, a placeholder for when the bots want to sell something?

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Місяць тому +9

      Please report them. I know it's a hassle but doing nothing will let them continue to ruin the comments section.
      Also: Seth reads the comments for Corrections!

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 Місяць тому

      @@zacharybattocchio6134 Some kind of crypto currency. A scam, as they all are.

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@MarcKloosagreed

    • @kindablue1959
      @kindablue1959 Місяць тому +1

      That's exactly what a bot would say.

  • @afg122602
    @afg122602 Місяць тому +6

    I reported every single one of those bot messages. Lets see if youtube does anything about it.

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Місяць тому

      Keep fighting the good fight!
      What annoys me even more than the copy-pasted bot "comments", are the people who have legitimate conversations in threads started by bots. We have a media literacy crisis.

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 29 днів тому

      No, instead they permanently ban The Tony Michaels podcast over bs!

  • @greatboniwanker
    @greatboniwanker Місяць тому +20

    Dear Drumpf, would you prefer me as your judge?

  • @Heathen.Deity.
    @Heathen.Deity. Місяць тому +118

    Chick-fil-A: Bigots of Chicken

    • @kevinreid8946
      @kevinreid8946 Місяць тому +8

      That's the first time I've ever seen Black people work at a Chick-fil-A. I live in South Carolina White customers White crew.

    • @7261amorgan
      @7261amorgan Місяць тому +5

      Are you joking?! I live in Mt Pleasant, SC (Charleston) and all 3 locations have black people. What are you talking about?

    • @irenafarm
      @irenafarm Місяць тому

      @@7261amorganIt depends on the owner/operator. They can quietly just not hire “undesirable” people, or make their working experience miserable until they quit.
      My old boss did both, back in the 90s.
      Obviously some CFA owners are more progressive or just, you know, smarter. We used to get so angry when we’d talk to excellent potential hires and our boss would pass them up because they weren’t young blonde and female.

    • @joshd3502
      @joshd3502 Місяць тому +2

      @@7261amorgan This is the, "everyone I don't like is a bigot" definition of a bigot. Which is bigoted

    • @PositiveOnly-dm3rx
      @PositiveOnly-dm3rx Місяць тому

      Black people? That's not who they discriminate against. Wtf are you comments talking about?

  • @thaphreak
    @thaphreak Місяць тому +92

    No he calls chicfila "the Lord's chicken" because of their bigoted stance and history of hate towards lgbtq employees.

    • @snotloutisagod2956
      @snotloutisagod2956 Місяць тому +6

      And that’s why I don’t eat there and their portions are skimpy.

    • @kindablue1959
      @kindablue1959 Місяць тому +3

      It's because Chick-fil-A's founder is evangelical and his religious beliefs permeate the company.

    • @elizamccroskey1708
      @elizamccroskey1708 Місяць тому

      It’s not just their employees, they send lots of funding to anti LGBTQ and anti choice organizations. I won’t spend a dime there.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Місяць тому +28

    No way dinner's that pleasant.

    • @cogboy302
      @cogboy302 Місяць тому +2

      I read that as, 'No way dinner's that pheasant.'
      What are Chick-fil-A not telling us...?

  • @bobjones6646
    @bobjones6646 Місяць тому +6

    Baze goes after metal detectorists twice in two weeks. Baze had better watch his back!

  • @tomswanson9892
    @tomswanson9892 Місяць тому +2

    We don't have Piggly Wigglies in Orlando; we have Publices (the plural of Publix).

  • @brianjennings7644
    @brianjennings7644 Місяць тому +41

    he orders 30 milk shakes at once, so they won't know which one to spit in..he usually phones it in, for the same reason.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Місяць тому +5

      😂! Also 30 milkshakes at once..that's gonna take a while..I want the whole video!!

    • @judydoyle1124
      @judydoyle1124 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah- ands says the order is for “John Barron”

    • @ronaldlabelle7274
      @ronaldlabelle7274 Місяць тому

      Yes they had plenty of time to spit when they all taking pics with him. Funny how the left is not showing all the recordings of Trump and the staff hmmmm makes you wonder

  • @sassafrassiest
    @sassafrassiest Місяць тому +7

    CORRECTION: No Chick-fil-a in Atlanta could ever get away with paying $7.25 an hour. I live in SC and even here, they pay around $10-$13 an hour

    • @JillWhitcomb1966
      @JillWhitcomb1966 Місяць тому +1

      Here in Fargo, North Dakota, a morning 'Front of House Cashier' at Chick-Fil-A has a starting pay of $15- $18/ hr. To put that into perspective, a cashier at Target starts at $17/ hr, as well. We have a labor shortage here, especially for fast food.

    • @katherinetepper-marsden38
      @katherinetepper-marsden38 Місяць тому +1

      In Austin it's $15 to $18 an hour.

  • @jeffb.6642
    @jeffb.6642 Місяць тому +17

    omfg can you do something about these bots in the comments plz

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Місяць тому +4

      Use the Report option

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Місяць тому

      I reported Every One..ow

    • @jeffb.6642
      @jeffb.6642 Місяць тому

      @@MarcKloos I did but holy cow I think they're multiplying for every one i reported there were 3 more that popped up lol

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Місяць тому

      It’s a Google problem, not a Seth problem - but I appreciate all of you who took the time to report the bots. I’m here several hours later and the comments are nicely bot free. I promise I clean up when I see them too.

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Місяць тому

      @@mariag.8242 scroll down, there are about 800 comments on total and at the bottom you will find the spammers, dozens with all the same text, like 3 of the same comments in a row.

  • @RubyDoobieScoo
    @RubyDoobieScoo Місяць тому +10

    Correction: people are made of metal, 2.5% to be precise.

    • @carlairving
      @carlairving Місяць тому +1

      Coincidentally, 2.5% is also the odds of a metal-detector enthusiast ever having a relationship.

  • @katrin712
    @katrin712 Місяць тому +13

    Golfs courses and country clubs should be closed to Trump on sundays and other religious celebration day… see how long is “religious self” last :p

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je Місяць тому +1

      My thought was the same,also Trump country club servers are rich already????😂

    • @katrin712
      @katrin712 Місяць тому

      @@Monika-mh2je maybe they are bribed with secret docs… 😅

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je Місяць тому

      @@katrin712 those days are over 😉

    • @katrin712
      @katrin712 Місяць тому

      @@Monika-mh2je there s Bedminster, Trump Tower etc left *giggles*

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Місяць тому +4

    Outro joke was for nothing but cheap juvenile laughs.
    I salute you.

  • @bumpedhishead636
    @bumpedhishead636 Місяць тому +3

    But he makes his own employees work on Sundays...

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Місяць тому +46

    Trump for prison 2024

    • @johnsilva9139
      @johnsilva9139 Місяць тому

      Yes. I believe in the two term limit. One term in office and one in jail.

    • @King-wy7hr
      @King-wy7hr Місяць тому

      Ok 💩head ... keep wishing 😂

  • @sarahgiax
    @sarahgiax Місяць тому +8

    CFA pays $15 an hour starting (at least in some states) - BUT that is FAR from a livable wage, and far less “getting rich.” 😂

  • @codymoe4986
    @codymoe4986 Місяць тому +4

    To prove a point....
    There were 630 comments when I clicked on this video. I spent 30 minutes, reporting the spam comments, and then recounted.
    There were 150 original comments left.

  • @whocares2087.1
    @whocares2087.1 Місяць тому +14

    What's with the bot invasion in the comments?

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Місяць тому +11

      Since I’m disabled and have all the time in the world, I reported every fricking one of them.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Місяць тому

      ​@sophierobinson2738 good on ya! I do when I have the time

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Місяць тому

      I'm not even disabled and reported 2 dozen of them!

    • @jute3912
      @jute3912 Місяць тому +6

      Thank you for your service! I do the same on stubborn principle but you’d think it would be a pretty easy algorithm job if UA-cam cared about doing anything.

    • @tllt4983
      @tllt4983 Місяць тому +4

      ​@jute3912 you tube doesn't do anything about reported comments I've reported alot here and they don't ever get pulled. Come back to this video after I'm sure 1000s of people have reported it, in a month the same reported comments will be here.

  • @Moekoffee2001
    @Moekoffee2001 Місяць тому +23

    Trumps dog therapist thinks he’s a flea risk

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Місяць тому +5

      Superb

    • @sderoski1
      @sderoski1 Місяць тому +4

      Trump's dog license should be taken away and he bit the dog catcher, and he's always kibbling about how he gets treated, but he is the leashed punished pooch of all.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Місяць тому +1

      45 is such a narcissist that even a dog fawning all over him isn't enough love

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Місяць тому +1

      Groan

  • @Heartwing13
    @Heartwing13 Місяць тому +3

    Wow, a Piggly Wiggly shoutout!!

  • @lightningwingdragon973
    @lightningwingdragon973 Місяць тому +6

    That donut does sound good to me and ironically I'm getting a cavity filled today

    • @shemsialhaddad2579
      @shemsialhaddad2579 Місяць тому

      Thanks for explaining. I was thinking of arteries/heart disease and couldn’t identify the sound. Now it makes sense. And those donuts do look delicious.

  • @tonyarichards5430
    @tonyarichards5430 29 днів тому +1

    I’m glad I live alone when I snort laugh.

  • @BogeyTheBear
    @BogeyTheBear Місяць тому +4

    2:52 Why not-- just get a cookie?

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos Місяць тому +24

    Please report all these spam comments that have nothing to do with Late Night and has 100 likes. It's fake.

  • @christineherrmann205
    @christineherrmann205 Місяць тому +6

    I second the commenter asking everyone to take a second and report the bots. If we all report them, maybe UA-cam will ACTUALLY delete some accounts. I don't think I've ever spent TEN MINUTES reporting comments and not hit the bottom. God.

    • @codymoe4986
      @codymoe4986 Місяць тому +1

      Only takes about 30 minutes. Hah!
      We must be doing something right, though. This comment section was at 650, about 4 hrs ago, down by half, already...

  • @anniejankovic8056
    @anniejankovic8056 Місяць тому +1

    Omg, that dog joke at the end got me so bad

  • @colin_botts
    @colin_botts Місяць тому +4

    By that logic it should also be called "homophobic chicken."

  • @TheGreatAtario
    @TheGreatAtario Місяць тому +3

    CORRECTION: Mango Mussolini would never admit to slipping

  • @bobnolin9155
    @bobnolin9155 Місяць тому +5

    I'm guessing the owner of Chik-Fil-A, Dan Cathy (an actual billionaire) paid him to show up. He got millions for this.

  • @TRACTOOOOOOOOOR
    @TRACTOOOOOOOOOR Місяць тому

    3:10 you went all in for that one. So good.

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 Місяць тому +2

    Baze wrote it but you're the one who approved putting it in the monologue.

  • @8catmom
    @8catmom Місяць тому +8

    I would never walk into a Chik Fil A

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid Місяць тому +6

    1:48 so can we get Gaetz for owning child pornography then?

  • @LeCharles07
    @LeCharles07 Місяць тому

    I love when Seth throws his writers under the bus. 🤣

  • @oldmanzen6682
    @oldmanzen6682 Місяць тому +1

    Scallins must feel so proud when he closes out the bit.

  • @kleerude
    @kleerude Місяць тому +6

    Whenever Seth picks on a niche hobby he gets sent things by enthusiasts (ie knitters sending him sweaters). With enough bullying, I think Seth is hoping on getting sent a sack of gold coins.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Місяць тому +2

      Or a metal detector😅

  • @Matt-xc6sp
    @Matt-xc6sp Місяць тому +3

    Is it because of the coins bit? How can bots be so clever and so stupid at the same time lol

  • @Boborodful
    @Boborodful 26 днів тому

    Just now realized this was uploaded. Very weird. Please keep working we love Seth!

  • @MiA_BaMBoLa...sara-lab02
    @MiA_BaMBoLa...sara-lab02 Місяць тому +14

    It would be BEAUTIFUL if Alabama went Democrat bc of abortion vote and everyone writes him in 😂❤💙💙💙💙

  • @KifuneRaika
    @KifuneRaika Місяць тому +4

    Marjorie must have been stuck in with a Johnson.

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus Місяць тому +5

    yeah Trump would never approve of a chicken place closing

  • @Tree_Village
    @Tree_Village Місяць тому +1

    CORRECTION: "Metal Detectorist Week in New York"

  • @DarkPesco
    @DarkPesco Місяць тому +1

    So glad you finally got rid of using the desk shots of Seth in the Freddy Krueger outfit at the end of clips...

  • @housevisand
    @housevisand Місяць тому +3

    Correction : Chick Fil A tends to start people above Minimum Wage. Idk if saying they all make $7.25 is accurate, Seth. I would wager most of them are paid

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Місяць тому

      Depends on where the outlet is located

  • @humanlifeforce
    @humanlifeforce Місяць тому +35

    The reason Trump stopped at that particular fast food joint, is because it has a huge following of Right Winged voters.

  • @cmillerg6306
    @cmillerg6306 Місяць тому

    Damn good, Seth!!!!

  • @chrissiebawn9357
    @chrissiebawn9357 Місяць тому

    The DONUT. Thank you.That's all folks! LOVE 😀🤣❤🇨🇦🌍🕊🙏🖖

  • @Jaxck77
    @Jaxck77 Місяць тому +4

    Here in Seattle ChickFila has been Hate Chicken for at least a decade.

  • @stephendliddle
    @stephendliddle Місяць тому +3

    Could we get a clarification on if the buzzing noise at 2:59 if a dentist drill (for cavities) or the bone saw used to open a ribcage for heart surgery? Is it just an art is in the eye of the beholder thing?

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Місяць тому

      apparently it's an Amazon V33X crypto device.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Місяць тому

      It was a dentist drill....I hate that sound..and it sounds like mosquitoes

  • @deborahkogan8742
    @deborahkogan8742 Місяць тому

    So good!

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 Місяць тому +1

    The dentist drill made a point! I’ll tell you what you want to hear! Just put the drill away!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому +6

    If God created everything, then KFC has “The Lord’s Chicken” too!

  • @scotthoward8308
    @scotthoward8308 Місяць тому +1

    Andy and Lance remind you that it is "metal detectorists."

  • @flockofone9214
    @flockofone9214 Місяць тому +1

    Pence being called the lords chicken made me laugh out loud.

  • @Christian-cz9bu
    @Christian-cz9bu Місяць тому +3

    The irony of Hate-fil-A is here in SoCal they run commercials in Spanish on broadcast TV, which would make most MAGA's have a coronary.

  • @Munchy421
    @Munchy421 Місяць тому +4

    I went to a Chick-fil-A once about 20 years ago, and found out they were closed because it was a Sunday. I've never had another opportunity to go there since. really disappointing.

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 Місяць тому +2

      You haven't missed anything. It's a overhyped, overpriced chicken pickle bun sandwich.

  • @user-tc5pl3zw3h
    @user-tc5pl3zw3h Місяць тому

    I really admire the way you speed past Donald Trump's last name. Sometimes you hit it just right,, and it sounds like you call him "Chump". I get giggly...

  • @candidaprout560
    @candidaprout560 Місяць тому

    You are the best 👏👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому +7

    When the metal detector enthusiast sells the valuable ancient coins for a lot of money, then getting a girlfriend would be much easier.

    • @valtonen77
      @valtonen77 Місяць тому +2

      It's called escort

  • @philbrown9764
    @philbrown9764 Місяць тому +2

    I guess with the weak comment about “the lord’s chicken”, some people will think…tRump IS religious.

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 Місяць тому +1

    He’s so stuck in real estate that he imagines everyone is working on commission

  • @johnnycashew9101
    @johnnycashew9101 Місяць тому +1

    The metal detector joke would have killed in the 80s
    Is that writer's nickname asbestos?

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Місяць тому +5

    Matt Gaetz must have misunderstood when he was told people use Venmo to make minor purchases.

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 Місяць тому

    0:48-0:50
    For a split second, I was almost prepared to swear on a stack of Bibles that Seth had said, "Former president chump."

  • @breezyveezy
    @breezyveezy Місяць тому +1

    Correction: If the advice is coming from an Orlando lawyer, the personal injury would most likely occur in a Publix, not a Piggly Wiggly. The nearest Piggly Wiggly to Orlando is over 200 miles away in the Panhandle, and we don’t like to acknowledge that that’s even the same state.
    Also, Dan Newlin is not a good representation of Orlando. We don’t claim him.

  • @user-db6wv4rd9m
    @user-db6wv4rd9m Місяць тому +4

    Isn’t Chick-Fil-a the Anti-LGBTQ fast food franchise?

    • @HellsShade
      @HellsShade Місяць тому +4

      Yes, since i have Lgbtq family. They kept me informed on them funding anti-lgbtq policies. I refuse to go .

    • @autoimmunitycurse
      @autoimmunitycurse Місяць тому

      Yes, the policy in drive-thru was to f*** up order and dine in refuse service. If you refused, you would never be promoted because you would fail "vetting".

  • @dmh123c
    @dmh123c Місяць тому +1

    They're called detectorists

  • @123haninhk
    @123haninhk Місяць тому +1

    I love that Seth was so surprised and had wide eyes that the audience didn't like the metal detector joke. I mean, to be fair, it was kinda mean-spirited

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 Місяць тому +4

    I'm embarrassed to see those Chick-fil-A employees, smiling and agreeing with Trump's BS. I know everyone wants to be on video, but why sell your soul?

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 Місяць тому +3

      Most likely were forced to agree with everything he said by their bosses.

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 Місяць тому +3

      @@resileaf9501 No minimum wage job is worth that.

  • @gene1962
    @gene1962 Місяць тому +2

    When they operate on a toll road at a rest stop should they have to be open on a Sunday? I think yes.

  • @richardkeller4892
    @richardkeller4892 Місяць тому +1

    Where I am Chick fil-A has delivery on Sundays, but no dine-in. However there are much better chicken sandwich options.

  • @e137enfingers5
    @e137enfingers5 Місяць тому +9

    Chick-fil-A may be "The Lord's Chicken" ..but Popeyes is "Da Lawwwds Chicken!"

  • @dailycharmaddict
    @dailycharmaddict Місяць тому

    Great closer!

  • @Melesniannon
    @Melesniannon Місяць тому

    Wonder if Mike Johnson's son got an alert during that 70 minute talk with MTG.

  • @pnarco
    @pnarco Місяць тому +1

    Yeah, he thinks that it's 'holy chicken' cuz every time he waddles into one of those places, the employees mutter to themselves 'Jesus... Christ...'.

  • @tonik6123
    @tonik6123 Місяць тому

    My dude in the back at chick fil is not impressed with Drump 😂😂

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 Місяць тому +3

    Metal detector said he normally just finds old cans so the coins made for some change.

  • @TugbaAbdullah-su3rd
    @TugbaAbdullah-su3rd Місяць тому +103

    Nothing is as strong as AMV33X and nobody can have any influence on that. In crucial times where we can't even know what to believe and which mechanism is being pulled to manipulate us I think it is very welcome that these guys made their move

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Місяць тому +1

      SPAM!!!

    • @valtonen77
      @valtonen77 Місяць тому +1

      These heavy duty diapers are best value for your money.

  • @williamkittler
    @williamkittler 29 днів тому +1

    Well… to be fair, Seth, Trump is used to asking his guests from his casinos if they were getting rich and they always answered enthusiastically “YEAH!” as well! So, he’s just used to getting that type of answer.