Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation

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  • @Frup
    @Frup 4 роки тому +97073

    This mistake happens at all skill levels. Ive faced my dog and my uncle, and both have been countered using this. Its their fault for being within 2000km of my missile silo.

    • @BosnianApeSociety
      @BosnianApeSociety  4 роки тому +17095

      Correct, it is a very common beginner's mistake to not have any counter-ICBM systems

    • @ssilent8202
      @ssilent8202 4 роки тому +4062

      Cruise missiles are getting more and more easier to purchase, nowadays

    • @jayjaws2478
      @jayjaws2478 4 роки тому +1051

      @@ssilent8202 I know right

    • @colonelstriker2519
      @colonelstriker2519 4 роки тому +2102

      1000 IQ move: play at 2001 km from your missile silo
      Check mate

    • @noice6987
      @noice6987 4 роки тому +367

      Jokes on u I have a pocket mirror for that

  • @Luca-iq4ev
    @Luca-iq4ev 4 роки тому +36732

    As the saying goes: "Don't bring a chess board to an international nuclear war"

    • @fenrix155
      @fenrix155 4 роки тому +511

      But remember to bring your nuclear projectile to a chess match

    • @HritwRaje
      @HritwRaje 4 роки тому +155

      Is there such a saying?

    • @scottjanes8964
      @scottjanes8964 4 роки тому +256

      Unless you're Magnus Carlson, in which case it is the most dangerous weapon on the battlefield.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 роки тому +228

      A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

    • @TheDeathOmen
      @TheDeathOmen 4 роки тому +51

      @@CBRN-115 Dayum is this an obscure reference.

  • @mrchezsandvich.4096
    @mrchezsandvich.4096 4 роки тому +3309

    Darn, I should've seen this before. I was in a chess competition in my school and I almost fell for the trick, when I noticed my friend at the back flailing his arms, I noticed he was doing sign language and I quickly understood what my opponent was doing. So I gave him the old LGM-30 Minuteman III attack. Had I not seen him, I would've been destroyed by the Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation and put to shame. I may have not won the competition, but at least I placed 3rd and won everyone's hearts. Had I seen this before I probably would've placed 2nd or even first. At least I learned something new

    • @BosnianApeSociety
      @BosnianApeSociety  4 роки тому +495

      I am glad this helped

    • @oliverfougere6296
      @oliverfougere6296 4 роки тому +179

      Trust me it's even more humiliating when they get you with the
      4-stage Cold-Launch,
      Cold Fusion-powered, 2-stage flight
      Triple Chambered Fusion-Core
      200 Megaton
      Hydrogen Ordnance

    • @mrchezsandvich.4096
      @mrchezsandvich.4096 4 роки тому +83

      Man that sounds devastating, luckily, I haven't encountered anyone who tried that on me

    • @jakewright3218
      @jakewright3218 4 роки тому +45

      Something else you could try is attacking with an A10 warthog strike followed by napalm bombardment, do not use if they have a flak cannon

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 4 роки тому +3

      A touching story.

  • @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722
    @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722 4 роки тому +21985

    Black has inhaled oxygen. This is his first mistake, and the game is already over for him.

    • @criticallyconk4944
      @criticallyconk4944 4 роки тому +669

      _And that is basically what goes through the mind of any white policemen_
      That is *joke*

    • @dhilonstephan
      @dhilonstephan 4 роки тому +175

      Black: exists
      Nuke: so you have chosen DEATH

    • @HeadPats7443
      @HeadPats7443 4 роки тому +119

      @@criticallyconk4944 "Aye, that's a joke lads"
      -The Demoman (probably)

    • @mladen7641
      @mladen7641 4 роки тому +201

      Black exists in the same dimensional plane of existence as me. This is his first mistake, and the game is already over for him.

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 4 роки тому

      @SR.OREJITAS que chucha te pasó

  • @pingu6338
    @pingu6338 2 роки тому +1181

    I was a hardstuck 120 rating but thanks to this gambit my rating went up from 120 to War Criminal in a span of 5 games thank you Mr. Bosnian

    • @syndicate_555
      @syndicate_555 Рік тому +15

      💀💀💀

    • @cameronjames7360
      @cameronjames7360 Рік тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @lumiere6402
      @lumiere6402 6 місяців тому +3

      I mean it is technically your fault for not winning because you cant be trial if there arent any witnesses or opposition left. Trust me I have done it 👍

    • @Topperboy2025
      @Topperboy2025 3 дні тому +1

      Its GM VIKRAM RAHUL ABISHEK PRANAV RAJESH actually...

  • @adammar5hall
    @adammar5hall 4 роки тому +7077

    Former Bradley platoon leader here.. don't forget that Black has to be within 3750 meters if you are firing the TOW-2b, and your vehicle must remain stationary while your gunner is guiding the missile. That may not always be possible during blitz chess and other timed matches.

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 роки тому +211

      maybe we can buy some time by threaten to lauch a full scale nuclear attacks if the opponent doesn't wait?

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 роки тому +21

      @Graham Or just use the nukes, easier that way.

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 роки тому +20

      @Graham Win IS WIN! So... haha nukes go Brrrrrr

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 роки тому +12

      @Graham Joke on you, i always 3 steps ahead. My king had a identical TWIN brother! and 7 clones, 2 more hid on mars 3 more at the dark side of the moon as a backup plan! my moves are Foolproof!

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 роки тому +5

      @Graham as some random purple dude with a butt chin once said "A small price to pay for salvation" and, a win is a win! we've already won when that silo hatch open!

  • @gido9467
    @gido9467 4 роки тому +17418

    I quit playing Chess when the pay-to-win model took over. Obviously, not all players have the disposable income to pay for missiles, facilities to house them, and crew to maintain & fire them. Most games I could barely afford the squad of Blackwater mercenaries required for basic openings, like the Sicilian Defense.

    • @TheFreakinX
      @TheFreakinX 4 роки тому +410

      This comment deserves more likes.

    • @0BucketMask0
      @0BucketMask0 4 роки тому +275

      This comment made my day and it's not even 7AM

    • @alifelessrock48
      @alifelessrock48 4 роки тому +24

      @@0BucketMask0 same

    • @cagedgandalf3472
      @cagedgandalf3472 4 роки тому +25

      Underrated

    • @bringbackgreedypulldef287
      @bringbackgreedypulldef287 4 роки тому +195

      Just Git gud like you can still use the F2P version and win if you start with fisticuffs before the first move

  • @gorgolyt
    @gorgolyt 3 роки тому +12133

    The most hilarious thing is that this is actually a coherent chess tutorial using correct concepts and terminology.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 3 роки тому +735

      I wasn't familiar with the Channel so I assumed the content was legit, even though I'd read the description.

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 3 роки тому +412

      Except the board is backwards

    • @LuisManuelLealDias
      @LuisManuelLealDias 3 роки тому +102

      @@tncorgi92 it's totally legit, it's a good chess tactic! ahahah

    • @spiraldj
      @spiraldj 3 роки тому +187

      Also he said queen's pawn to d5. He mixed classic notation with algebraic/modern notation. The d in d5 already insinuates its the queen's pawn. He could've said queen's pawn 4 or d5.

    • @Its_SaberHG
      @Its_SaberHG 3 роки тому +77

      If you do this and they move kings pawn up DO NOT TAKE THE BISHOP, TRUST ME

  • @HyperfixationWizard
    @HyperfixationWizard Рік тому +497

    I love how this meme became so famous, that the chess community calls the strategy an intercontinental ballistic missle whenever a queen attacks an undefended king by attacking a queen from one side of the board all the way to check.

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 Рік тому +14

      Bro really 😂!??

    • @HyperfixationWizard
      @HyperfixationWizard Рік тому +97

      ​@kaybevang536 Yes, while the video doesn't show it, the next "obvious" move would be to attack the enemy king with your queen from one side of the board to the other.
      Thus, this shitpost became an actual strategy in chess.

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 Рік тому +34

      @@HyperfixationWizardthe idea of beginners using a M3 Bradley Anti Tank missile is hilarious too 😂

  • @alexkoo333
    @alexkoo333 4 роки тому +8141

    I thought I would never hear “chess” and “anti-tank missle” in one sentence

    • @rowbotia
      @rowbotia 4 роки тому +229

      We were playing chess while an anti-tank missile flew overhead. It missed, being a miss-ile.

    • @alexandrualex1085
      @alexandrualex1085 4 роки тому +9

      FV4011 Centurion 5/2

    • @jacobgame2757
      @jacobgame2757 4 роки тому +51

      You clearly haven't played enough chess

    • @rowbotia
      @rowbotia 4 роки тому +41

      @@jacobgame2757 every time I play chess, military grade explosives are involved

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 4 роки тому +4

      @@rowbotia damn bro, thats rough

  • @transjonkler
    @transjonkler 4 роки тому +5713

    I spent like 5 minutes laughing uncontrollably at this what even is my sense of humor anymore

    • @matthewohara5346
      @matthewohara5346 4 роки тому +99

      You know a vid is good when the kgb is the top comment

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 роки тому +10

      Golden that is your sense of humor

    • @baronvonbork2856
      @baronvonbork2856 4 роки тому +7

      Does KGB watch from Zoom
      Why isnt Google working
      How to delete text

    • @appleburger285
      @appleburger285 4 роки тому

      my cat fell asleep to this

    • @TheGloriousLeader
      @TheGloriousLeader 4 роки тому +2

      I was laughing so hard my 1yo son started slapping me.

  • @Sophist
    @Sophist 4 роки тому +48056

    Ah yes, I remember Gandhi used this incredible strategem to win the Hunger Games.

    • @mrbuttons8492
      @mrbuttons8492 4 роки тому +363

      Indeed

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 4 роки тому +1639

      This wasn't in the manga

    • @marcel2837
      @marcel2837 4 роки тому +1100

      @@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 That's why the novel is better

    • @losl5216
      @losl5216 4 роки тому +503

      @@marcel2837 novel showed more emotions as well.

    • @spectre7877
      @spectre7877 4 роки тому +152

      This is the strategy used by the bad guys in fe3h

  • @curllum
    @curllum Рік тому +1323

    BE WARNED EVERYONE
    This strategy can sometimes backfire on yourself if going against someone who’s seen it before. People who have seen it often tend to use their military grade missile bunker when they see the play coming, meaning that the missile can inadvertently put your own king in checkmate, know who you’re playing against people.

    • @CL0NEM
      @CL0NEM Рік тому +33

      It's more dangerous if they have the Aegis Ballistic Missile Defense System

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow Рік тому +8

      @@CL0NEM That's when you send in a fleet of A10 warthogs

    • @zhiqiangchen6235
      @zhiqiangchen6235 Рік тому +14

      @@LegendStormcrowif they play the inter planetary hydrogen bomb counter attack however, your done for

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow Рік тому +9

      @@zhiqiangchen6235 I counter with the Iron Curtain.

    • @zhiqiangchen6235
      @zhiqiangchen6235 Рік тому +7

      @@LegendStormcrow that’s a good counter. Beginners would play the gold counter and then I would’ve played the mercury variation. Best move right now for me is the iron clad bunker defense. You did have a better move though, the lead curtain followed with the knight bomb counter attack

  • @mateotovar4548
    @mateotovar4548 4 роки тому +2579

    I love how it sacrifices a pawn before launching the missile so it can actually be called a gambit

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 3 роки тому +79

      * 2 pawns *

    • @Akathysia
      @Akathysia 3 роки тому +160

      I mean, it IS a variation of the tennison gambit

    • @Ed-1749
      @Ed-1749 3 роки тому +219

      the main joke of the video is that this is a reference to a nickname of this exact setup, where instead of using an actual missile, you use your queen instead to capture half your opponents board. Because of the damage and the fact your queen move from across the board, it has been compared to an icbm, thus making the context for this video.

    • @Stinger913
      @Stinger913 3 роки тому +12

      @@Ed-1749 oh fr?

    • @andrey2001v
      @andrey2001v 3 роки тому +24

      @@Ed-1749 Isn't it the other way around? I can't find any mentions of icbm variant with date before this video release.

  • @inbredclips6168
    @inbredclips6168 4 роки тому +3259

    i will be using this in my next chess match this is better than anything i have ever used

    • @dewhiterabbit1337
      @dewhiterabbit1337 4 роки тому +10

      Where will you be playing? In New York?

    • @inbredclips6168
      @inbredclips6168 4 роки тому +44

      DeWhiteRabbit i will be playing in the world blitz championships in dubai

    • @dewhiterabbit1337
      @dewhiterabbit1337 4 роки тому +7

      @@inbredclips6168 Alright. All the best to you!

    • @Karl_toffel.
      @Karl_toffel. 4 роки тому +24

      *you hear a flying object approach you at high speeds*

    • @not_herobrine3752
      @not_herobrine3752 4 роки тому +6

      @@Karl_toffel. lemme get my binaculars.. oh dear, its a bear at mach 2 speed

  • @ScriptedMatt
    @ScriptedMatt 4 роки тому +11271

    Ah yes the _Modified_ Sicilian defense

    • @dawger
      @dawger 4 роки тому +146

      It's just part of the Tennison Gambit

    • @tebmc2088
      @tebmc2088 3 роки тому +14

      69 likes

    • @TKNinja37
      @TKNinja37 3 роки тому +88

      Never enter a bet against the Sicilian Defense when death is on the line

    • @ncm2738
      @ncm2738 3 роки тому +87

      Sicilian offense

    • @sugarpuck9107
      @sugarpuck9107 3 роки тому +22

      @@TKNinja37 inconceivable

  • @soup9242
    @soup9242 2 роки тому +462

    Other tutorials never pointed out specifically what type of missile to use, so I always get stuck. However, thanks to this tutorial, I know exactly the type of missile! Thankfully, I do have an RT-2PM2 cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile already, so I will definitely try this next time I play chess!

  • @bromanHenk1
    @bromanHenk1 4 роки тому +3765

    Black: moves single pawn forward
    Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh: I see you have chosen death

    • @sangamharsolia5069
      @sangamharsolia5069 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @carmelfb
      @carmelfb 4 роки тому +72

      i heard that in the text-to-speach voice and it made this pefrect.

    • @toucan6109
      @toucan6109 4 роки тому +3

      Cringe

    • @ericworley9598
      @ericworley9598 4 роки тому +1

      coughs in chest bot

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 4 роки тому +28

      That name though. No surnames just first names, and the most generic ones too.

  • @surgeoaguaro409
    @surgeoaguaro409 4 роки тому +2643

    Chess Tip: *Distract your enemy by pointing a gun to their head and tell them to do a bad move*

    • @rubiroman8121
      @rubiroman8121 4 роки тому +39

      But where can i get ammo

    • @nathawatkotcharug5379
      @nathawatkotcharug5379 4 роки тому +6

      how to play chess using ur feet ua-cam.com/video/mIQlbsX14VU/v-deo.html

    • @toeseater2855
      @toeseater2855 4 роки тому +130

      thats a rookie mistake, doing predictable move like that would cause you immense lost if it fails, which most likely as chess player have been recorded dodging a 7.26 NATO bullet shooted from a gas-operated, air-cooled, belt-fed lightweight machine gun MK46 pointblank, the suggested move would be dropping a GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast from a C-130 Hercules, I recommend using the MC-130E Combat Talon I or MC-130H Combat Talon II variants at extreme precision. This move would help you take control over the board due to the enemy being stunned as this move is not very common but very effective, the area of damage that this move deal is very large, atleast 1/4 of the board, now all you need to do is develop all of your pawns, putting pressure on their end of the board and spawns multiple queen, now that you have taking control over the board, depending on the area that you dropped the bomb, the enemy may have or not have any castle, bishop or queen, now with all of your queens, the next move is very obvious, launch your Trident II D5 nuclear missile system from your submarine, I recommend using the Ethan Allen-class ballistic missile submarines or the Ohio-class ballistic missile submarines, this move is extremely brutal but don't feel bad for your opponent, is his/her fault for being within your missile's 8,000 kilometers range. I called this tactic of mine "The CS-0927 Gladiator Warzone" feel free to use it every time you want

    • @skaladsdurr7139
      @skaladsdurr7139 4 роки тому +4

      @@toeseater2855 🤣😂

    • @wolflightning2331
      @wolflightning2331 4 роки тому +11

      @@toeseater2855 what if im i dont have money im a free to play user any tips

  • @spawniscariot9756
    @spawniscariot9756 4 роки тому +741

    I don't play chess, or engage in recreational international nuclear warfare, however I must declare that this video has sparked an interest in both pastimes...

    • @howdem9982
      @howdem9982 4 роки тому +56

      recreational international nuclear warfare, recommended by seven out of ten people

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 4 роки тому +23

      I don't engage in chess, but I do play recreational international nuclear warfare, this was a great tutorial for chess

    • @technodraconic7335
      @technodraconic7335 4 роки тому +15

      both? Chess and nuclear warfare are one and the same.

    • @queenchaosyet
      @queenchaosyet 4 роки тому +7

      I too, share great interest in recreational international nuclear warfare

    • @48917032
      @48917032 3 роки тому +1

      I heard the only winning move is not to play

  • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
    @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 2 роки тому +436

    “The next move is obvious, we can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched Three-Stage Solid Propellant Silo-based Intercontinental Ballistic Missile”
    Obvious choice

  • @miffed_off
    @miffed_off 4 роки тому +2825

    Haven’t played chess in years, it’s really changed.

  • @fatcat7481
    @fatcat7481 4 роки тому +4002

    How to be better in chess
    Google: practice more and look for strategies
    Bing:

    • @adamcarroll9613
      @adamcarroll9613 4 роки тому +11

      Alternately, be a Q-learning AI.

    • @ic3wolf988
      @ic3wolf988 4 роки тому +4

      Who tf even started this joke

    • @Quicksilver-7791
      @Quicksilver-7791 4 роки тому +2

      @@ichijofestival2576 they are somewhat, I speak from experience.

    • @guantofroglol6511
      @guantofroglol6511 4 роки тому +1

      You could also use everything before they launched the ICBM

    • @doggo9757
      @doggo9757 4 роки тому +1

      These bing memes never get old

  • @PlayrR3D156
    @PlayrR3D156 3 роки тому +8807

    Chess player: That's an interesting move. Where did you learn how to play?
    Me: The Bosnian Ape Society.
    Chess player: *Nervous Sweating*

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 роки тому +929

      "Grandmaster Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh teached me his tricks."
      "Oh god oh fuck"

    • @matthias8161
      @matthias8161 3 роки тому +82

      @@YataTheFifteenth how do i get a hold of missile

    • @idie6606
      @idie6606 3 роки тому +212

      @@matthias8161 just use the Agni-V Ballistic Missile or the R-36M you can also use a thermonuclear-mini-bomb for a silent attack
      or just use sicillian or a regular e5 response

    • @smncoolidfk
      @smncoolidfk 3 роки тому +55

      @@idie6606 I'd rather suggest the Agni VI,It's got more range and is faster,but if you want a silent and fast missile,I'd suggest the BrahMos

    • @idie6606
      @idie6606 3 роки тому +39

      @@smncoolidfk Oh yeah, ur right, thats extremely effective, maybe even do the RDS-220 Hydrogen Bomb variation

  • @CARNAGE25
    @CARNAGE25 2 роки тому +161

    I was playing against a 7 year old who was clearly going to become GM one day. I resigned and asked her to play with me again. I tried this gambit and won! Then I played against everyone at her funeral and destroyed them. Thanks so much!!

  • @charliemomo2605
    @charliemomo2605 4 роки тому +5693

    Ah yes The great master of chess Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh

    • @BosnianApeSociety
      @BosnianApeSociety  4 роки тому +1284

      That is him, the legend himself

    • @ronmathewjoe
      @ronmathewjoe 4 роки тому +167

      I don't know if you knew this already but it's grand* master.

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 4 роки тому +136

      @@ronmathewjoe Unless he was just saying that Grand Master Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh is a great (excellent) master, a grand master of chess, if you will.

    • @ronmathewjoe
      @ronmathewjoe 4 роки тому +16

      @@Jupiter__001_ True, I only just wanted to inform them if they didn't know.

    • @lightningchegg4823
      @lightningchegg4823 4 роки тому +10

      Such a way with words

  • @raidedcluster
    @raidedcluster 4 роки тому +1343

    "Hey dude wanna play some chess?"
    "Yeah sure."
    As you see this was a natural mistake.

    • @dqflynn
      @dqflynn 3 роки тому +65

      Black has already lost the game

    • @sssswerth5323
      @sssswerth5323 3 роки тому +13

      @@eness379 thus he will lose the game ( and his life )

    • @itspurplepaw6163
      @itspurplepaw6163 3 роки тому +1

      "hope you have your icbm ready"

    • @CYBER-ln4jm
      @CYBER-ln4jm 3 роки тому +1

      @@dqflynn r a c i s t

    • @oofboi114
      @oofboi114 3 роки тому

      This was your friends's first mistake, and the game is already over for him

  • @Thor_the_Doge
    @Thor_the_Doge 4 роки тому +2892

    I was so concentrated on the chess tutorial that I forgot that this was a joke video so the ICBM missile part caught me off-guard

    • @Chris01114
      @Chris01114 3 роки тому +51

      I didn't understand why black would move it's pawn from b8 to c8 though

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 3 роки тому +13

      @@Chris01114 g8 to f8

    • @Chris01114
      @Chris01114 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheAnantaSesa It doesn't matter if you turn in right 90° or left 90°

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 3 роки тому +6

      @@Chris01114 it does if you start a on the bottom and 1 on the left. Your reference starts with a on the top row. Thats not the reference system used in the video but may or may not be standard chess reference. IDK
      Turning the board without adjusting the references would mean you are describing totally different squares.

    • @aguy2581
      @aguy2581 3 роки тому +10

      GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh

  • @GamerH-vx5hs
    @GamerH-vx5hs Рік тому +252

    I remember my Japanese grandfather using this to win the Hiroshima World Chess Championship 1945.

    • @darthmortem585
      @darthmortem585 Рік тому +35

      wasn't really a win was it 💀

    • @exa0710
      @exa0710 Рік тому +20

      Wait, I thought he was American?

    • @Emre_Kermen
      @Emre_Kermen Рік тому +13

      That time when they had to delay final matches for two days because they decided to move to Nagazaki.

  • @matthewwaterson3102
    @matthewwaterson3102 4 роки тому +1273

    "The next step is obvious" they would never see it coming, they also won't see anything else coming ever again

  • @jackfrost7389
    @jackfrost7389 2 роки тому +5337

    Excellent strategy. Used this at my last international game and blew away the crowd and competition

  • @harkamalsr
    @harkamalsr 3 роки тому +5316

    I sent this to one of my friends who is REALLY into chess. He thought the video was going to be an actual strategy he hadn't heard of. For that alone I'm liking this video

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 роки тому +642

      Fun fact: it IS an actual strategy.
      Until they actually fire the missile

    • @chopstick7409
      @chopstick7409 3 роки тому +374

      @@rgderen88 wdym? my main strat is to launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold launched three stage solid propellant silo based intercontinental ballistic missle whenever the enemy queen is parallel to the rook

    • @null3007
      @null3007 3 роки тому +101

      Instead of the missle meme, you just capture their queen.

    • @janLilin
      @janLilin 3 роки тому +144

      @@null3007 Sounds ineffective

    • @NoNo-uy2bq
      @NoNo-uy2bq 2 роки тому +4

      thathappened

  • @ramsescampollo2506
    @ramsescampollo2506 Рік тому +30

    I too love using the RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile as a chess piece

  • @gnochhuos645
    @gnochhuos645 4 роки тому +2413

    Bobby Fischer has been real quiet since this came out

    • @hishamseddiqee9528
      @hishamseddiqee9528 4 роки тому +127

      He got killed by this opening a few years ago

    • @breadyogurt3957
      @breadyogurt3957 4 роки тому +9

      And I will beat his records with this new technique!

    • @reeck771
      @reeck771 4 роки тому +4

      That's cuz he died

    • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
      @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 роки тому +7

      @@reeck771 If you die in chess you die in real life.

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 4 роки тому +11

      @@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw If you chess in die you life in real death

  • @joshuachamberlain9725
    @joshuachamberlain9725 4 роки тому +12426

    The one dislike was someone who fell for the gambit

  • @topchess
    @topchess Місяць тому +4

    The golden chess opening

  • @Hotsaucebauce3943
    @Hotsaucebauce3943 3 роки тому +5277

    Black: breaths
    Narrator: *You fool, its already too late. You have already lost*

    • @varian2666
      @varian2666 3 роки тому +49

      not to be that one weeb who ruins the joke but “Omae wa mou shindeiru...” “Nani⁉️”

    • @frankyboy1385
      @frankyboy1385 3 роки тому +46

      Aperture: The Enrichement center is...
      Black Mesa: The game is already over for you...
      Aperture: Wait wha...
      Black Mesa: *ICBM TO THE FACE* !!!!!

    • @ollanius_papyrus80
      @ollanius_papyrus80 3 роки тому +25

      To be fair, you’ve pretty much lost the second the opponent decides he’s gonna use an ICBM.

    • @alexandergrant8092
      @alexandergrant8092 3 роки тому +10

      "Narrator" ?, didn´t you mean to say "cop" ?

    • @maxkho00
      @maxkho00 3 роки тому +3

      @@ollanius_papyrus80 Not only are you lost, but you're also read. It's a double-whammy.

  • @LogicA002
    @LogicA002 3 роки тому +10448

    I played this against Magnus Carlsen and he fell for it 2 times, once when we played in the park, and another one in the hospital when he survived the first missile.

    • @gorgit
      @gorgit 2 роки тому +508

      I know this is supposed to be a joke, but Carlsen would never fall for the Tennison Gambit. Intercontinental ballistic missile variation or not. No, Im not fun at parties.

    • @hi-nb5yk
      @hi-nb5yk 2 роки тому +1

      Q

    • @hackerulroman
      @hackerulroman 2 роки тому +1012

      @@gorgit I doubt it. Carlsen has 2 choices in this situation: run away from the board and be disqualified, or continue sitting at the board and die, therefore being disqualified. Both result in loss. The only way Carlsen would win is by equipping himself with anti-missile defense systems.

    • @yesno7889
      @yesno7889 2 роки тому +251

      @@hackerulroman Magnus is a cyborg though, he is a chess king precisely because he have the Tennison gambit, ballistic missile variation, build into him, a truly terrifying chess gamer.

    • @HelloMedicAnkit
      @HelloMedicAnkit 2 роки тому +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dragoon45
    @Dragoon45 4 роки тому +9609

    Outdated! Pro's have swapped to using chess pieces made of pure diamond to survive Missile attacks

  • @Noizzed
    @Noizzed Рік тому +25

    My opponent: "Well... I don't know what you're doing but it's quite an explosive approach!"
    Me waiting for my incoming anti-tank missile to obliterate the board: "Heh, you don't say"

  • @starklar1986
    @starklar1986 4 роки тому +4930

    I almost fell for this. I was playing my friend at my house and he was preparing to use this strategy. Luckily I live in America and was near a firearm so I shot him in the forehead with a Glock-17 before he could launch the ICBM. Common mistake, always bring full riot armor to a Chess match. I have to go now the guard says my time on the computer is up and I need to go back to my cell.

    • @wormwalll6557
      @wormwalll6557 4 роки тому +129

      Same but I used a FN FAL the perfect weapon

    • @bringbackgreedypulldef287
      @bringbackgreedypulldef287 4 роки тому +38

      Wormwalll well as I wanted to not bash in my forehead with my calcium deprived bones, I’ll take the glock

    • @chasemanjansen
      @chasemanjansen 4 роки тому +62

      Wormwalll I have mixed feelings on bringing a .308 to a gentleman’s game but you do you

    • @wormwalll6557
      @wormwalll6557 4 роки тому +18

      @@chasemanjansen shh its our secret

    • @neko281
      @neko281 4 роки тому +36

      See this is were your mistake comes in for you see you need to have a very good lawyer on you whenever you play chest so that you dont go to jail. That should help you when you have another match with someone

  • @clayhamric4428
    @clayhamric4428 4 роки тому +3228

    You can’t spell “pyrrhic victory” without “victory”

    • @NotAVeryGoodNickname
      @NotAVeryGoodNickname 4 роки тому +44

      I would argue that this is the win after the pyrrhic victory that means you're done as well. The missile toppled both kings, that's got to be even.

    • @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner
      @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner 4 роки тому +38

      @Brandon Munson It's a real word not a mission.

    • @govindasharman425
      @govindasharman425 4 роки тому +1

      Pyrrhic win

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 4 роки тому

      @@KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner M8 you never played Black Ops?

    • @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner
      @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner 4 роки тому +12

      @@crimsonstrykr Bro, I played black ops, just telling him it's not just a mission but a word

  • @seanwu3138
    @seanwu3138 3 роки тому +1560

    I like the implication that the more skilled you are at chess the more destructive missiles are open to your use

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 2 роки тому +90

      Putin be balling at the chess club

    • @bjrneirikstrkersen1021
      @bjrneirikstrkersen1021 Рік тому +6

      In Armageddon, everything is fair game.

    • @Jetstream_Sam
      @Jetstream_Sam Рік тому +1

      Ever since i became a grandmaster at chess and got access to drone strikes and nukes.. ive been winning every game

  • @DigmaSquad
    @DigmaSquad Рік тому +22

    Thanks man, i hate it when my opponent denies my queens gambit and launches a Intercontinental balistic thermonuclear missle while i try to capture his knights this has truly taught me how to counter such tragedies and I have tabled the turns and launched an air-to-surface laser guided missile into his pieces and won the international chess championship god bless you bro and thanks for the intercontinental ballistic missiles i will continue to launch 8F115 and 8F116 5-6 megaton warheads for R-16 / SS-7 ICBM to his pieces this tutorial is 10/10 thank you brother the opponents fall for this everytime they try to launch BGM-71 TOW missiles at me from their truck trying desperately to stop me despite the fact they need a GMD to stop my rapidly approaching ICBM going at approximately 24,000 kilometers per seconds to his board easy win you have brought me up the ranks to #2 GM i will share this to all my mates who are having trouble countering the DF-41 ICMB so they can launch their surface-to-surface missile this video has changed my life.

  • @gracewenzel
    @gracewenzel 4 роки тому +2319

    "The next move is obvious."
    Take the queen, yeah? No? _...Oh._

    • @Landfall364
      @Landfall364 4 роки тому +174

      Well... Might be a bit more obvious to experienced players I suppose.
      You'll get there.

    • @zeppelincraft1443
      @zeppelincraft1443 4 роки тому +25

      This is a move of anticipation that your adversary would ragequit and flip the board.

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 4 роки тому +10

      @@zeppelincraft1443 too bad that the board was already flipped after this formidable win.

    • @rustyarchitect
      @rustyarchitect 4 роки тому

      @Widened Putin k?

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 3 роки тому

      @@rustyarchitect k

  • @DaniMartVTen
    @DaniMartVTen 3 роки тому +7425

    I love how quickly this escalated from classic chess to classic geopolitical warfare. Same game, different pawns?

    • @lorddoge4277
      @lorddoge4277 2 роки тому +98

      LMFAO

    • @Nogdog945
      @Nogdog945 2 роки тому +127

      You’re not completely wrong…. 🤷‍♂️

    • @dondada8105
      @dondada8105 2 роки тому +12

      Indeed.

    • @NotSoFancyRight
      @NotSoFancyRight 2 роки тому +57

      This aint classic chess, the white and black squares are swapped.

    • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
      @OGRE_HATES_NERDS 2 роки тому +4

      wait until their judgement day comes

  • @blacklangster1141
    @blacklangster1141 4 роки тому +2114

    Me, a chess beginner looking for a way to beat my dad: “this is sure to destroy him!”

    • @spingmufh1007
      @spingmufh1007 4 роки тому +41

      Guess you’ll be using an anti tank missile for a while

    • @kirbomatic1573
      @kirbomatic1573 4 роки тому +7

      you have no idea.

    • @thebee0320
      @thebee0320 4 роки тому +25

      Idk, it depends if he knows about this. Cause you never get beat twice by cheese like this

    • @kirbomatic1573
      @kirbomatic1573 4 роки тому +30

      @@thebee0320 you get beaten once by this, but you never lose again.

    • @hieuivy6913
      @hieuivy6913 4 роки тому +1

      try the anti-tank guided missiles

  • @bowichan2407
    @bowichan2407 Рік тому +57

    Glad they updated the chess after hundreds of years. Addition of missiles was truly a cherry on top

  • @xboxpun9102
    @xboxpun9102 4 роки тому +970

    Just when we think he’s lost it Grand Master Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranaav Rajesh revolutionizes chess yet again
    Edit: I forgot about this for a year. Mom, I’m famous. :)

  • @b1ackgamma
    @b1ackgamma 3 роки тому +12385

    I remember my dad telling me that our grandfather won an international chess tournament in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki back in 1945 using this variation of the tension gambit

    • @ovencake523
      @ovencake523 3 роки тому +504

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @Seopy
      @Seopy 3 роки тому +58

      no.

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 3 роки тому +270

      @@Seopy ye

    • @sangamharsolia5069
      @sangamharsolia5069 3 роки тому +154

      Cursed comment

    • @EpicGCM2
      @EpicGCM2 3 роки тому +53

      You are trying to be cursed but you dont know history. It was a regular nuclear bomb not an icbm that blew up hiroshima and nagasaki. These “cursed” comments are so overused that they arent even funny anymore.

  • @deinfamous5293
    @deinfamous5293 4 роки тому +6175

    "The next move is obvious."
    Me: Oh yes he's going to go send his queen to capture the black queen
    Also me: Hold up why is the next frame a missile silo?

    • @brandonevans3994
      @brandonevans3994 4 роки тому +305

      How is that more obvious then the missle silo, EXPLAIN

    • @uNine-qb8gt
      @uNine-qb8gt 4 роки тому +85

      @@brandonevans3994 queens are the most powerful piece, if you're in a position where you can easily eliminate them, then you do

    • @baconvolcano9946
      @baconvolcano9946 4 роки тому +269

      u9000 Nine the hell are you on about? You can easily get wayyyy ahead with the missile strategy

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 роки тому +290

      @@uNine-qb8gtwhy eliminate just the queen, when I can eliminate an entire country?

    • @prestonkline3295
      @prestonkline3295 4 роки тому +74

      @@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 now your thinking

  • @flightyavian
    @flightyavian Рік тому +45

    A fun note for those interested in this gambit: Knight f3 induces black to play D5, and you can hit then with E4, reaching the favoured position. Of course, black may move a knight but for lower elos it's a higher chance than hoping for a Scandinavian

  • @jcbriefly4250
    @jcbriefly4250 4 роки тому +1163

    “Sometimes a Pawn is enough to change the whole game and those who ignore the importance of it, are liable to lose their Queen. Unless they have an ICBM.”

    • @bringbackgreedypulldef287
      @bringbackgreedypulldef287 4 роки тому +32

      The game was rigged from the start

    • @grayefox-4425
      @grayefox-4425 4 роки тому +18

      - Gandhi

    • @ABlueOrb
      @ABlueOrb 4 роки тому +9

      This is truly an unjust game.

    • @Shona100
      @Shona100 4 роки тому +3

      - Sun Tzu, the art of war

    • @nef36
      @nef36 4 роки тому +6

      @@Shona100 Nah fam that was Mark Twain

  • @norafromash5087
    @norafromash5087 4 роки тому +1285

    The fact he was almost constantly one move away from winning makes this even better

    • @darian2975
      @darian2975 4 роки тому +153

      The video Title ruined the whole thing tbh, it should be kept in the dark

    • @mistakendawg8885
      @mistakendawg8885 4 роки тому +10

      @@darian2975 yh for sure, missed opportunity.

    • @adog5999
      @adog5999 4 роки тому +6

      @@darian2975 yeah, ikr

    • @Toopa88
      @Toopa88 4 роки тому +21

      @@darian2975 But then this video would have fewer clicks, because majority of people onlly carw about clickbait thumbnails and titles.

    • @fernandocarrazzoni
      @fernandocarrazzoni 4 роки тому

      And win he did.

  • @Vaporwave_kdh
    @Vaporwave_kdh 4 роки тому +1868

    Really affective tutorial! My opponent was so mad when I beat him that he layer on the floor motionless (Probably still trying to comprehend the fact that I beat him). I think he had rich parents, because next there were loads of white vans with red stripes and a blue star-like shape, and there were a bunch of people who ran out and got him into his own mobile bed (They had the letters ER on their shirts, I think it was his family’s initials). All in all, I haven’t heard back from him, I can’t believe he still hasn’t gotten over the defeat.

    • @icecube9594
      @icecube9594 3 роки тому +37

      ...

    • @muaz5515
      @muaz5515 3 роки тому +48

      daamn

    • @Vaporwave_kdh
      @Vaporwave_kdh 3 роки тому +167

      @Gucci Crimson Kids these days are so weak, like "Yeah, I just shot an anti-tank missile at you, so what?"

    • @Vaporwave_kdh
      @Vaporwave_kdh 3 роки тому +81

      @Gucci Crimson Weaklings die, big deal.

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 роки тому +29

      I hate sore losers =/

  • @UndercoverDog
    @UndercoverDog 2 роки тому +13

    He is answering all the questions we were too afraid to ask

  • @SlayCC
    @SlayCC 4 роки тому +4479

    Thank you for this, will now mate all my firends with my 32 inch Ballistic Missile.

    • @amytg777
      @amytg777 4 роки тому +230

      Uh, bud. I hate to be that guy but perhaps you wanna word that a little differently, this being the internet and all...

    • @emi-li2539
      @emi-li2539 4 роки тому +188

      32 inches? That's the smallest ballistic missile I've ever heard of.

    • @emi-li2539
      @emi-li2539 4 роки тому +67

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Who said I don't? ;)

    • @grizzlyadams5410
      @grizzlyadams5410 4 роки тому +45

      I had to do a double take on this one.

    • @cerealata9035
      @cerealata9035 4 роки тому +33

      @@amytg777
      You mean a 32-inch ICBM doesn't actually exist in real life?

  • @noahhart440
    @noahhart440 4 роки тому +1922

    Instructions unclear, random island in the Pacific has been eradicated.

    • @husky_studios
      @husky_studios 4 роки тому +20

      F

    • @xeraphyx7903
      @xeraphyx7903 4 роки тому +13

      F

    • @noahhart440
      @noahhart440 4 роки тому +41

      no no don't worry this is a good thing. I won't have anymore bullies

    • @ineedaname8105
      @ineedaname8105 4 роки тому +1

      @@noahhart440 lmao XDD

    • @kyleterry5190
      @kyleterry5190 4 роки тому +21

      Instructions unclear, mushroom cloud has been spotted over the bikini atoll

  • @cheesyvin8078
    @cheesyvin8078 4 роки тому +2937

    Black has existed. This was his first fatal move because if he's alive then he has a higher chance of dying. By an ICBM

    • @dinand_b4811
      @dinand_b4811 4 роки тому +14

      I love this comment

    • @nathawatkotcharug5379
      @nathawatkotcharug5379 4 роки тому +3

      how to play chess using ur feet ua-cam.com/video/mIQlbsX14VU/v-deo.html

    • @weisilber8957
      @weisilber8957 4 роки тому +30

      @@nathawatkotcharug5379 Very funny, when you force it below every comment here is.

    • @lolbots
      @lolbots 4 роки тому +4

      holup, i hear biden will be renaming them ICBLM

    • @rlglezglez8391
      @rlglezglez8391 4 роки тому

      I love this

  • @ocskopf
    @ocskopf Рік тому +4

    Instructions unclear, I accidentally shot a hole on the surface of Mars with a BFG-10000

  • @peterchasten2790
    @peterchasten2790 4 роки тому +573

    Chess Teacher: Chess isn't that difficult, here let's play a game.
    Chess Teacher's Tactics:

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 4 роки тому +19

      Plot twist: your teachers a military general

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 4 роки тому +33

      @@rageraptor7127 Imagine, you're just there, a German kid in 1929, just after the great war and some guy named Erwin Rommel enters your history class and challenges the children to a game of chess.
      ER: *"Your turn"*
      The kid: _"Uhhh... pawn to... there, I guess?"_
      ER: *"HAH! You have activated my trap card, now I shall ambush your pieces with an ambush using my Afrika Korps troops"*
      **Stug IV barges in through the wall*

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 4 роки тому +1

      @@shikikankillzone4239 h 💀

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 4 роки тому

      @@shikikankillzone4239 we don't deserve such original comments 💯

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 роки тому

      (insert inappropriate school shooting joke)

  • @SimoTheSergal
    @SimoTheSergal 4 роки тому +507

    The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
    In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
    The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

    • @siddharthiyer7244
      @siddharthiyer7244 4 роки тому +26

      Sounds like a paper I just read. I could follow this easier.

    • @petorius7174
      @petorius7174 4 роки тому +13

      And now my brain hurts

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 4 роки тому +6

      Excellent

    • @caribreeze
      @caribreeze 4 роки тому +39

      Honestly its actually understandable to me in written form, the audio makes it seem so much worse.

    • @wormwalll6557
      @wormwalll6557 4 роки тому

      Very

  • @TempestKrimps
    @TempestKrimps 4 роки тому +1058

    i was having legit problems trying to understand if this was satire or if that was the actual name of the maneuver
    then you showed me the ballistic missile technique
    i should have known it was real the whole time

    • @namethefifth7315
      @namethefifth7315 4 роки тому +19

      You should have edited this it would make it so much fuier like you fell for it

    • @craniumtea5137
      @craniumtea5137 4 роки тому +25

      @@namethefifth7315 yes much fuier!

    • @TheRealIvyX
      @TheRealIvyX 4 роки тому +28

      ah yes,
      f u i e r

    • @johnjordan3552
      @johnjordan3552 4 роки тому +1

      This isn't real you dummy hah

    • @TempestKrimps
      @TempestKrimps 4 роки тому +12

      @@johnjordan3552 itsajoke.jpg

  • @Anthony_Marquis
    @Anthony_Marquis Рік тому +9

    "The next move is obvious."

  • @nou-jn6uz
    @nou-jn6uz 4 роки тому +2478

    What kind of ATGM is preferred? A kornet? TOW? Hellfire?
    Edit: TOW it is, it seems

    • @qumit165
      @qumit165 4 роки тому +1

      kornet

    • @albertomartinigorlami1905
      @albertomartinigorlami1905 4 роки тому +5

      9M14 Malyutka

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 4 роки тому +37

      no u well my preferred method is the 9M311 "Treugol'nik" (triangle) surface-to-air missile from the 2k22 Tunguska anti aircraft as the strategy’s works on up to 7 chess games simultaneously regardless of the speed or altitude of the chess board(s)

    • @REgamesplayer
      @REgamesplayer 4 роки тому +7

      TOW-2B due to its top down nature of attack.

    • @RandomSwede-1
      @RandomSwede-1 4 роки тому

      RB56 is nice

  • @quazar5017
    @quazar5017 4 роки тому +310

    Keys to win a chess game:
    - material superiority
    - range advantage
    - penetration power

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816
    @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816 3 роки тому +2814

    Therapist:
    -Computer with Indian accent isn't real it can't hurt you
    This dude:

    • @BaxterCash
      @BaxterCash 3 роки тому +5

      Do you know what specific voice it is?

    • @m4z805
      @m4z805 3 роки тому +18

      WAIT! *HOLD IT!* WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VERSIONS OF YOU?

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 3 роки тому +41

      @@m4z805 Mitosis

    • @emdowww9150
      @emdowww9150 3 роки тому +4

      @@regalblade8171 LMAO, now I find biology class use...
      what the fuck, I suddenly can’t hear anything with my left ear, I’m scared

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 3 роки тому +4

      @@emdowww9150 SCP [REDACTED] HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT, SOMEONE GO AND GET THAT FUCLING THING BACK HERE ASAP

  • @treyvasallo3156
    @treyvasallo3156 Рік тому +7

    As a chess beginner, this tutorial helped very much. My brother didnt stand a chance

  • @averagejoe7860
    @averagejoe7860 4 роки тому +1433

    Chess player: clicks on video expecting actual chess strategy
    also chess player: satasfied

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 роки тому +36

      Yes I am also satasfied by this

    • @steelesisson3263
      @steelesisson3263 4 роки тому +45

      It’s a legit strategy but also ha ha funny missle

    • @Silentbob1494
      @Silentbob1494 4 роки тому +10

      Hey man, that opening bit was actually pretty dope, imma have to try it and see if my sister falls for it... might have to workshop the rest of the plan though,lol

    • @friendlygiant1507
      @friendlygiant1507 4 роки тому +1

      @@steelesisson3263 :") Minecraft isn't chess

    • @SDfighter1
      @SDfighter1 4 роки тому

      True.

  • @affanalam6123
    @affanalam6123 3 роки тому +1652

    0:05 this man just wrote the most common first names in India .
    Truly an artist.

    • @CharliMorganMusic
      @CharliMorganMusic Рік тому +27

      I have learned something.

    • @drewgehringer7813
      @drewgehringer7813 Рік тому +234

      well known for his long-running rivalry with American grandmaster, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

    • @pieceoftrash184
      @pieceoftrash184 Рік тому +27

      @@drewgehringer7813 his name is my name too

    • @i_am_cabbage6512
      @i_am_cabbage6512 Рік тому +7

      @@pieceoftrash184 whenever we go out

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 Рік тому +20

      @@drewgehringer7813 Let us not forget the half Japanese GM with potential to be the chess champion as well, Haruki Nakiyuma

  • @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
    @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 4 роки тому +3081

    I know this was a joke, but I actually learned a new chess strategy this way

    • @DeAdmiraal1998
      @DeAdmiraal1998 4 роки тому +42

      @Svannuta Could you maybe explain how? I'm starting to get into chess so I'm quite curious.

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 4 роки тому +11

      @Svannuta Please explain lol

    • @littleretroship6403
      @littleretroship6403 4 роки тому +122

      @Svannuta how? There is no way that with the Scandinavian defence there can be mate in 2 moves the defence wouldn’t be popular if there was a way for mate in 2 moves. Or do you mean mate in 2 moves if black starts of with pawn to c6 or c5.
      Second of all, the queens are placed on the wrong squares. A good tip for lacing your queen properly is placing it on the square with the same colour as the piece ex: the white queen starts on d1 and not e1 because d1 is a white square.

    • @zloth54
      @zloth54 4 роки тому +3

      @@littleretroship6403 ie white queen on white, black queen on black

    • @littleretroship6403
      @littleretroship6403 4 роки тому +54

      @@zloth54 thats the thing white queen is on wrong square so is black queen
      Edit: his whole board is flipped 90 degrees

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 2 роки тому +11

    Pronouncing the technical and brand names of each weapon in its entirety literally gets me every single time

  • @xavierburval4128
    @xavierburval4128 3 роки тому +3317

    1:52
    See this is where most tutorials would tell you to take the queen. However, since this channel is obviously much better at giving helpful advice to help you dominate the chess board, it gives the most optimal move to eliminate as most enemy units as possible without sacrificing your own.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 3 роки тому +39

      except white's pieces actually got hit first

    • @equalityforever302
      @equalityforever302 3 роки тому +169

      @@yourmum69_420 Then launch it from the other side. Problem solved.

    • @The.Orange.Wizard
      @The.Orange.Wizard 3 роки тому +5

      While*

    • @johe_bhidun
      @johe_bhidun 2 роки тому +6

      @@equalityforever302 pfp checks out

    • @Yaboiftr
      @Yaboiftr 2 роки тому +4

      @@yourmum69_420 Soviet tactics

  • @tomow7566
    @tomow7566 4 роки тому +1438

    I love how the board is set up wrong, the black square is in the bottom right and the queen is on the wrong colour

    • @comet.x
      @comet.x 4 роки тому +69

      Of course the queen is on the wrong color. The black is on the bottom right

    • @iantot-g6h
      @iantot-g6h 4 роки тому +2

      At q

    • @tomow7566
      @tomow7566 4 роки тому +15

      @@comet.x I thought of that but I decided to say it anyway, saying just 1 thing is wrong with the board is a bit underwhelming

    • @Akeno0002
      @Akeno0002 4 роки тому +23

      Dude i thought this would actually work till i knew the pieces were wrong

    • @biasedsherman
      @biasedsherman 4 роки тому +32

      OKAY NERD *fires anti-tank guided missile*

  • @iamfourmana
    @iamfourmana 4 роки тому +857

    "The enemy's pieces exist"
    *a natural mistake*

    • @piggynatorcool668
      @piggynatorcool668 4 роки тому +2

      lmao

    • @bluehairedemon
      @bluehairedemon 4 роки тому +6

      This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him

    • @immortaldev1489
      @immortaldev1489 3 роки тому +5

      *gets born*
      as you can see, then enemy has already made their first mistake

    • @dr.skillz77mgpl92
      @dr.skillz77mgpl92 3 роки тому +1

      @@immortaldev1489 looool what level of cruelty you have reached.

  • @minoru1137
    @minoru1137 Рік тому +4

    1:27 "Black has no options except to capture the _rook_ with their king..."

  • @FirstNameLastName-qx8ii
    @FirstNameLastName-qx8ii 4 роки тому +4395

    The US government trying to negotiate with smaller nations:

    • @a_balloon
      @a_balloon 4 роки тому +22

      So funny 😒

    • @user-gu1ed1kb8x
      @user-gu1ed1kb8x 3 роки тому +18

      lmao haha 😐

    • @darthvader6533
      @darthvader6533 3 роки тому +10

      I wish lol

    • @mementomori4695
      @mementomori4695 3 роки тому +90

      @@a_balloon it's true tho

    • @ess9163
      @ess9163 3 роки тому +153

      @@mementomori4695 Man, why the Americans gotta be mad. Not our fault the CIA killed politicians and developed proxy wars in underdeveloped countries while funding criminal organizations :/

  • @DynestiGTI
    @DynestiGTI 4 роки тому +521

    1:50 "The next move is obvious"
    Me: take the queen
    1:52

    • @bartekmarze1863
      @bartekmarze1863 4 роки тому +87

      Its because that was your first game in chess

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 роки тому +82

      A noob like yourself can’t be expected to know things like this

    • @PROTOBLUES90
      @PROTOBLUES90 4 роки тому +4

      Yes, that was in fact the next move lol

    • @kiibotheultimaterobot6403
      @kiibotheultimaterobot6403 4 роки тому

      man thats a noob movr
      send a atom bomb

    • @amrumubina9769
      @amrumubina9769 4 роки тому +6

      @@kiibotheultimaterobot6403 i think the noob is you, why send an atom bomb? Its so noobish,be like me,
      i sent five Tsar bomba's.

  • @Kariyu101
    @Kariyu101 4 роки тому +4267

    This whole time I thought Magnus Carlsen was skilled the dude just had a big nuke 🙄

    • @boomdini9744
      @boomdini9744 4 роки тому +60

      Yeah but it works, if it works it’s skillful.

    • @cheemsthegranolaguy7622
      @cheemsthegranolaguy7622 4 роки тому +16

      Wtf do you mean bro, that is THE MOST skillful play I've ever seen in all my years!

    • @nathawatkotcharug5379
      @nathawatkotcharug5379 4 роки тому +2

      how to play chess using ur feet ua-cam.com/video/mIQlbsX14VU/v-deo.html

    • @topodiyoutube4004
      @topodiyoutube4004 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr 😔👊🏿👊🏿

    • @Tripdoxx
      @Tripdoxx 4 роки тому +1

      Why are you everywhere

  • @muneebdev
    @muneebdev Рік тому +12

    How could I miss such an obvious move. I was going to use an AGM-65 Maverick from my single-seat, twin-turbofan, straight-wing, subsonic attack Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II aircraft. This tutorial saved me. You gained a sub!

  • @tncorgi92
    @tncorgi92 3 роки тому +1188

    "The only winning move is not to play."

  • @obiwankenobi7293
    @obiwankenobi7293 3 роки тому +2985

    Only if misha done this against Karpov. He could defeat the final boss

    • @bluejay9681
      @bluejay9681 3 роки тому +34

      I was gonna comment this until I saw your comment

    • @johannsebastianbach3411
      @johannsebastianbach3411 3 роки тому +64

      you mean the kid misha?! hahahahah. I was legit looking at your comment thinking "what famous misha played against karpov in a championship?!" lol

    • @Samuel_Athur6816
      @Samuel_Athur6816 3 роки тому +19

      FRAUD im Obi-wan

    • @AerynHyuuga
      @AerynHyuuga 3 роки тому +35

      @@Samuel_Athur6816 it is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

    • @sdrawkcab_emanresu
      @sdrawkcab_emanresu 3 роки тому +16

      @@Samuel_Athur6816 It's treason then

  • @cgplayz545
    @cgplayz545 3 роки тому +717

    Instructions unclear. Accidentally started a nuclear war

    • @animasanguis3779
      @animasanguis3779 3 роки тому +43

      no no, that means you followed them correctly

    • @bastigaming9785
      @bastigaming9785 3 роки тому +16

      no no, depends on what you used, if it's Tsar bomb: Tolerable, if it's only an American made weapon then, *NO THAT IS A BIG MISTAKE YOU CAPITALIST FOOL*

    • @animasanguis3779
      @animasanguis3779 3 роки тому +2

      @Name Other Name it's a J O K E

    • @cazulon1122
      @cazulon1122 3 роки тому +5

      @@animasanguis3779 he knows it a joke

    • @wewewerhoi1000
      @wewewerhoi1000 3 роки тому +2

      Caz ulon ikr

  • @darthvader4338
    @darthvader4338 Рік тому +4

    I went to school with my bicycle today and barely avoided an anti-Tank Missile I can confirm we need these defenses

  • @MatthewNash
    @MatthewNash 3 роки тому +376

    "This is ridiculous."
    "I know. The Bradley was supposed to be used for troop transport."

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 3 роки тому +9

      I understood that reference.

    • @googleminus1442
      @googleminus1442 3 роки тому +21

      The M3 bradley's primary function and design is direct fire support. Troop transport is the M2. While the M3 can also do troop transport and vice versa it is not optimal (it would be very cramped for instance)

    • @Cherubrmy
      @Cherubrmy 3 роки тому

      @@googleminus1442 I feel sorry for you

    • @scissors320
      @scissors320 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cherubrmy I feel sorry for you too

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cherubrmy I mean, it is google minus. He's just like google, except a bit worse?

  • @ryanbui2046
    @ryanbui2046 4 роки тому +228

    The real meaning of the phrase
    “He was playing Chess while I was playing Nuclear Warfare”

  • @DaDerpyCarrot
    @DaDerpyCarrot 4 роки тому +278

    "all war is deception"
    -sun tzu
    i...... i suppose he's right

  • @youknowwho9842
    @youknowwho9842 2 роки тому +30

    This opening took me quite a while to master. When I was a beginner I used to do an easier variation of this by shooting the other person before the match started. This opening is very easy to master, however.

  • @changebunny1442
    @changebunny1442 4 роки тому +515

    "see you in the next chess tutorial"
    Never creates the next chess tutorial

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 3 роки тому +20

      The tutorial to end all tutorials.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 роки тому +33

      To be fair after pulling off such a decisive move is there really any need for another tutorial to begin with?

    • @filipvass8480
      @filipvass8480 3 роки тому +3

      Bamboozled

    • @wepe92
      @wepe92 3 роки тому +2

      Why do you need next chess tutorial anyway, the board is already destroyed

    • @iceman7757
      @iceman7757 3 роки тому +2

      You don't need more tutorials once you have an ICBM

  • @mikolajschulz5847
    @mikolajschulz5847 4 роки тому +718

    Ahhh classic, I remember when Martin Luther King used this tactic to defeat Genghis Khan’s Army during the Napoleonic Wars.

    • @oringina1717
      @oringina1717 4 роки тому +33

      No?? He used it to defeat hitler right?

    • @hppsfttcmd
      @hppsfttcmd 4 роки тому +67

      @@oringina1717 bah, that's what everyone believes. Nietzsche came up with this strategy first against Frederick the Great of Japan, and Martin Luther King simply perfected it. While yes, it was used by Tohru in the Vietnam war to deafeat Hitler, it's mainly known that MLK perfected it and defeated Genghis Khan

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 4 роки тому +24

      Yea man, I remember the part when he used it to destroy racism

    • @foundationagentredacted9908
      @foundationagentredacted9908 4 роки тому +25

      @@hongseng3670 There can’t be racism if there’s no one left to be racist

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 роки тому +14

      Didn’t Andrew Jackson pull out an AR 15 and kill 50,000 Russians in that battle?

  • @Zeawsomee
    @Zeawsomee 4 роки тому +881

    Instructions unclear, was forced to improvise explosive devices (IEDs) delivered by use of an unmanned drone (also known as an unmanned aerial vehicle or UAV) to force check, unfortunately, my opponent was then able to counter with six (6) rounds of M795 155mm high explosive (HE) shells fired from the M777 howitzer to then control the board and take my Toyota Hilux, being used as a "technical" or non standard tactical vehicle (NSTV), armed with a Dehlavieh Missle system, and hence allowing full board control.
    If the AT capability a necessity of this strategy? If not, I may be able to combine this strategium with use of Multi Rocket Launcher System to allow greater board control and hence give better advantage for my pieces to be developed

    • @flexplay9993
      @flexplay9993 4 роки тому +22

      The intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) is still an option, so take your win back!

    • @ClingyCrab
      @ClingyCrab 4 роки тому +7

      same

    • @Strait_Raider
      @Strait_Raider 4 роки тому +21

      I would recommend you proceed with the MLRS approach. This is the same technique which allowed Magnus Carlsen to defeat 20 grandmasters simultaneously in 2012.

    • @jamesburleson1916
      @jamesburleson1916 4 роки тому +13

      You could also try the less popular, but nevertheless quite effective strategy of deploying an A-10C Thunderbolt II to provide the full range of anti-materiel and anti-personnel support. A-10C Thunderbolt IIs are quite adept at countering any defenses like Toyota Hiluxes, or even M60 Main Battle Tanks.

    • @flexplay9993
      @flexplay9993 4 роки тому +7

      @@jamesburleson1916 Thats cheating. Its ground forces chess.

  • @st.jagerstager695
    @st.jagerstager695 2 роки тому +2

    thanks for being considerate and adding alternatives for starters.

  • @shidbot420
    @shidbot420 4 роки тому +2513

    Can I use a JDAM dropped from FL130??

    • @suspended3785
      @suspended3785 4 роки тому +40

      Yes

    • @rijul9929
      @rijul9929 4 роки тому +25

      Yes

    • @k6une
      @k6une 4 роки тому +213

      Your opponent will see that coming, it's a rather harder technique

    • @spiderjerusalem
      @spiderjerusalem 4 роки тому +72

      Not against a GM I suppose. They simply wont play d5.

    • @ThatNerdAlbert
      @ThatNerdAlbert 4 роки тому +3

      Yes.

  • @DraconianError
    @DraconianError 4 роки тому +498

    I hope they make a new Netflix series called
    "Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Gambit (2021)"

    • @davidegallo2185
      @davidegallo2185 4 роки тому +8

      I heard it won't be on Netflix, instead it will be a live show. 2020 pt. 2 incoming

    • @tsriketwm7274
      @tsriketwm7274 4 роки тому +14

      Who needs tranquilizers to stimulate your mind when you have anti-tank missiles to eradicate your opponent?

    • @petrsoucek1452
      @petrsoucek1452 4 роки тому +5

      It should have come out in 2020 already starring USA and Iran but it got canceled

    • @crazywespe7804
      @crazywespe7804 4 роки тому +1

      Love ur icon

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 4 роки тому +1

      That would probably be a good title for a comedy film about the Cuban missile crisis

  • @MothFable
    @MothFable 4 роки тому +143

    i love how he immediatley cuts from chess strats to missiles and remains super composed the entire time.

  • @Arkaeuss
    @Arkaeuss Рік тому +10

    I tried this at the Israeli Chess Championship (2022). Sadly it did not go as expected. Being used to American chess tournaments, I forgot to account for the Iron Dome and blundered my MGM-140 😮‍💨

  • @WildShaymin
    @WildShaymin 4 роки тому +182

    I feel like this guy just has a lot of knowledge about both chess & military-grade weaponry and decided to find a way to talk about both

  • @costielvis2572
    @costielvis2572 4 роки тому +343

    Instruction unclear: I've overthrown the government and started an civil war

  • @avroarrow29
    @avroarrow29 2 роки тому +1665

    No joke, the strategy before the missile was pretty good.

    • @Outcastsage9033
      @Outcastsage9033 2 роки тому +181

      It's just like englund gambit, if your opponent doesn't know the trap it's really powerful

    • @VincentViolin
      @VincentViolin 2 роки тому +24

      How do u trick the enemy to go d5? They don’t do that because they know that I will eat it (even if I will not)

    • @nihalanand2690
      @nihalanand2690 2 роки тому +112

      @@VincentViolin Late, but this particular opening assumes that black will be playing the Scandinavian Defense. D5 is not a terrible move (I play the Scandinavian) because it can lead to good positions for black even if the pawn is captured. Gotham chess has good videos on both the Scandinavian and the Tennyson Gambit ICBM Variation if you want to learn more

    • @imincent1767
      @imincent1767 2 роки тому +6

      the bishop couldve checkmated on third move

    • @BilberryBogwonAGD
      @BilberryBogwonAGD Рік тому +15

      @@imincent1767 Black would've blocked with their own bishop

  • @TimZoet
    @TimZoet Рік тому +10

    Today it happened!! I opened normally, and suddenly he answered with the Scandinavian defense... I knew what to do. I did the steps and was able to send the Intercontinental Balistic Missile into enemy territory. It was a succes and after a couple more turns he actually forfeited