Drake - Certified Lover Boy ALBUM REVIEW

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @da-p6814
    @da-p6814 3 роки тому +6875

    Drake is the "Live, Laugh, Love" of rappers

    • @janmdsdks
      @janmdsdks 3 роки тому +265

      No, that's Chance

    • @callmeviper7723
      @callmeviper7723 3 роки тому +172

      Yeah that’s Chance all day.

    • @kaingates
      @kaingates 3 роки тому +6

      W

    • @raznein1406
      @raznein1406 3 роки тому +6

      You a funny guy

    • @meltedsnowman9637
      @meltedsnowman9637 3 роки тому +61

      @@janmdsdks Chance has actually made some really good music though with acid rap and 10 day. Also "live, laugh, love" is meant to denote something generic and 10 day and acid rap are not generic in the slightest.

  • @JAMARISPEAKS
    @JAMARISPEAKS 3 роки тому +10288

    Clicked immediately when I saw the red flannel lmao

  • @IsoQ
    @IsoQ 3 роки тому +4008

    Drake: I am unfazed, here are 30 songs about me being unfazed.
    Kanye: i am the glob glob golgolab.

  • @birdbrain4445
    @birdbrain4445 3 роки тому +6048

    Donda's a 7, CLB's a 3; Drake and Kanye are a 10. Quite touching, Melon.

    • @thefiddlediddler7701
      @thefiddlediddler7701 3 роки тому +784

      CLB’s a 3, Donda’s a 7, Drake’s into 10 yr olds. Quick maffs

    • @King-zo4vv
      @King-zo4vv 3 роки тому +33

      If Donda is a 7, does that mean DONDA is just as good as MBDTF? (According to Melon)

    • @sakinaalia1067
      @sakinaalia1067 3 роки тому +87

      @@King-zo4vv no he said donda was a light 7 but he said mbdtf was a strong 7

    • @King-zo4vv
      @King-zo4vv 3 роки тому +2

      @@sakinaalia1067 😭😭😭WOW

    • @R-H-B
      @R-H-B 3 роки тому +51

      @@sakinaalia1067 didn’t he give it a 6

  • @gorillema3276
    @gorillema3276 3 роки тому +4220

    Don't judge an album by its cover, except this one.

    • @evanmaguire2280
      @evanmaguire2280 3 роки тому +191

      How does a black square do better than CLBs? Somehow it did ☠️

    • @owenkirby8998
      @owenkirby8998 3 роки тому +95

      @@evanmaguire2280 0 > -2

    • @javigd96
      @javigd96 3 роки тому +60

      Fucking hell it's horrendous. Did you see the merch ?

    • @sarthakjain1824
      @sarthakjain1824 3 роки тому +61

      @@javigd96 it gave me "i am 14 and this is deep" vibes

    • @philly_sports1558
      @philly_sports1558 3 роки тому +57

      One of the worst covers ever. So lazy, ugly, and blatantly marketed to the zoomer generation. Bad cover for a bad album by a bad artist.

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 3 роки тому +8389

    Fantano gave 3 because literally 3 good tracks present on the album.

    • @grim8353
      @grim8353 3 роки тому +346

      That's generous tbh

    • @alexanderulv3886
      @alexanderulv3886 3 роки тому +197

      Which ones? Haven’t listened yet too busy with Donda

    • @santy_uk
      @santy_uk 3 роки тому +146

      @@alexanderulv3886 fair trade, TSU and IMY2 are IMO the only good tracks

    • @oddball4696
      @oddball4696 3 роки тому +150

      @@santy_uk Champagne poetry and 7am in Bridal Path were also good imo. I was hoping for more man.

    • @TheGilesever
      @TheGilesever 3 роки тому +12

      @@alexanderulv3886 haha actually only two - fair trade & you only live twice. CLB is strong 2

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 3 роки тому +11661

    This album cover annoys me so much, I absolutely hate it. It's like the most tiktok zoomer target group oriented thing possible, by an artist who is trying his hardest to appeal to everyone in the mainstream by being as bland as possible ON TOP OF IT.

    • @nicholasnardone4139
      @nicholasnardone4139 3 роки тому +180

      Agreed

    • @sk8_ikiller74
      @sk8_ikiller74 3 роки тому +122

      chill is just a COVER

    • @imperfectanimal57
      @imperfectanimal57 3 роки тому +556

      Yeah man. Looking at it makes me want to run away from the album all together! Albums are supposed to draw you in and scare you away.

    • @mykelc205
      @mykelc205 3 роки тому +19

      Duh it's Drake it's not supposed to be official. It's fake American posturing by way of Canada.

    • @VorTexow
      @VorTexow 3 роки тому +11

      Ayo corrupted was geht bro

  • @itsallenwow
    @itsallenwow 6 місяців тому +712

    How could anyone think Drake is hiding a daughter with an album cover like this?

    • @SergoBermuda
      @SergoBermuda 6 місяців тому +27

      🤣

    • @gamerguru2924
      @gamerguru2924 6 місяців тому +38

      Known trick to hide in plain sight and ppl walking round like Stevie wonder 😂

    • @fart63
      @fart63 6 місяців тому

      Wonder how many kids he’s really got 😂😂😂😂

    • @xonytfr
      @xonytfr 2 місяці тому +3

      dude done played himself

  • @Nett11
    @Nett11 3 роки тому +6561

    Drake has a son and bangs girls. If you don’t catch that from the album straight away dont worry, he will remind you 10 more times on every single track

    • @dazzydom9235
      @dazzydom9235 3 роки тому +242

      lmao sounds like he ran out of material quickly

    • @robliberachi
      @robliberachi 3 роки тому +51

      For real though

    • @apithavarasa3293
      @apithavarasa3293 3 роки тому +260

      So it's the new "Logic's biracial" or "Chance loves his wife"?

    • @betoflores9177
      @betoflores9177 3 роки тому +216

      @@apithavarasa3293 wait… logic’s biracial?! Chance loves his wife?!?!??!

    • @apithavarasa3293
      @apithavarasa3293 3 роки тому +48

      @@betoflores9177 Uh- yes! The biggest surprises are the freshest.

  • @JBurkie20
    @JBurkie20 3 роки тому +3256

    This album cover is so bad, DONDA had a better one and THERE WAS LITERALLY NOTHING ON IT

    • @Etridamu
      @Etridamu 3 роки тому +37

      I lol'd.

    • @jigsaucemusic
      @jigsaucemusic 3 роки тому +136

      ⬛️

    • @ileutur6863
      @ileutur6863 3 роки тому +42

      The top rappers in the game have really dropped the bar this time around. They're too rich, successful and comfortable to make bangers like they used to

    • @iman5147
      @iman5147 3 роки тому +18

      @@EbbndFl0w
      Ye looked better, and it was actually last minute

    • @conke7765
      @conke7765 3 роки тому +5

      The cover was actually made by that guy who does all the blow up dog sculptures

  • @ok-xx1wy
    @ok-xx1wy 3 роки тому +721

    It all makes sense now. It wasn’t a heart in Drakes hair it was a 3.

    • @D4G13
      @D4G13 3 роки тому +20

      Underrated comment

    • @compoflask6262
      @compoflask6262 3 роки тому +1

      @@D4G13 pointing out the hero comments

    • @The90slim90
      @The90slim90 3 роки тому +9

      "turn the heart upside down its a 3 now"

    • @visser
      @visser 3 роки тому +10

      @@DrRAZI99 stop checking the comments before watching lmao

    • @silvestro9969
      @silvestro9969 3 роки тому

      W

  • @glebpalamarchuk9087
    @glebpalamarchuk9087 3 роки тому +15038

    It would be 10/10 if the album was called "Certified Boy Lover"

  • @codywright7932
    @codywright7932 3 роки тому +8819

    Congrats to drake who made an album cover worse than a black square

    • @anubis8586
      @anubis8586 3 роки тому +544

      Ong how do you even fumble that shit? 💀

    • @phantom4084
      @phantom4084 3 роки тому +5

      Y’all fell into it

    • @ONiXProPhecy
      @ONiXProPhecy 3 роки тому +7

      100x better than you pfp

    • @DieWorm
      @DieWorm 3 роки тому +371

      @@ONiXProPhecy drake fans immature af

    • @markcollins5534
      @markcollins5534 3 роки тому +133

      @@ONiXProPhecy You seriously couldn't even use proper grammar?

  • @BradTasteInMusicOfficial
    @BradTasteInMusicOfficial 3 роки тому +11084

    That car battery line went hard

    • @suffermore1576
      @suffermore1576 3 роки тому +82

      went more hard than any of drake’s albums since IYRTITL

    • @rabd9881
      @rabd9881 3 роки тому +127

      The sound of a car battery is better than anything Drake has put out in the last 5 years

    • @Frenzi
      @Frenzi 3 роки тому +64

      @@kempanine 6:05

    • @FowlerAskew
      @FowlerAskew 3 роки тому +74

      Unfortunately you can't really feel the current from a car battery, there's just not enough voltage to generate a significant amount of current.
      Now if your nuts were sweaty you might be able to get something going

    • @jeffreymbelu9718
      @jeffreymbelu9718 3 роки тому +7

      But he’s rite it was trash

  • @jobro6144
    @jobro6144 3 роки тому +2264

    Anthony, you can't add 3 points because Drake leaked a really good Kanye track.

    • @lenny4039
      @lenny4039 3 роки тому +129

      @@tj03297 not even a joke at this point

    • @nekonori9603
      @nekonori9603 3 роки тому +94

      @@tj03297 cringe

    • @megagboy1
      @megagboy1 3 роки тому +29

      @@nekonori9603 facts, dude really typed that out and thought it was funny 🤦‍♂️

    • @badgasaurus4211
      @badgasaurus4211 3 роки тому +21

      @@tj03297 cringe

    • @BeatsByYari
      @BeatsByYari 3 роки тому +2

      @@tj03297 drake just took a fat L he should accept it

  • @ZeuzMakesMusic
    @ZeuzMakesMusic 2 роки тому +198

    The fact Drake probably knows about the car battery to the nuts joke is sending me rn

    • @drewsmith3673
      @drewsmith3673 2 роки тому +39

      I'm feeling a strong 11 to light 12 amps

  • @Bandstand
    @Bandstand 3 роки тому +8119

    Your delivery in the review makes me feel like you know Drake is going to be tuning in. Savage

    • @icytidal3228
      @icytidal3228 3 роки тому +512

      Gonna leach off your likes by replying early

    • @MrProzacmilkshake
      @MrProzacmilkshake 3 роки тому +81

      @@icytidal3228 you moved quick

    • @mustyHead6
      @mustyHead6 3 роки тому +48

      You were hella quick on donda and CLB sample video. Good job

    • @bland2467
      @bland2467 3 роки тому +1

      Beautiful profile picture.

    • @genesisosuna
      @genesisosuna 3 роки тому +8

      Hey bandstand

  • @Leo-jh3kp
    @Leo-jh3kp 3 роки тому +13346

    If we combine CLB and Donda's score we get a 10, thank you Melon

    • @Visbi
      @Visbi 3 роки тому +231

      Yes it makes sense! Clb(10) + Donda(0) = 10

    • @lirian3879
      @lirian3879 3 роки тому +3064

      @@Visbi ratio

    • @vexxo7998
      @vexxo7998 3 роки тому +921

      @@Visbi funny joke brah

    • @kidcudisintern5731
      @kidcudisintern5731 3 роки тому +66

      ratio

    • @Leo-jh3kp
      @Leo-jh3kp 3 роки тому +141

      @@Visbi This has to be ironic

  • @aurumjust5539
    @aurumjust5539 3 роки тому +2008

    The black cloth in the background to represent Donda is just salt on the wounds

    • @robertoferri9092
      @robertoferri9092 3 роки тому +58

      daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnn

    • @MostafaElSakari
      @MostafaElSakari 3 роки тому +27

      @@robertoferri9092 7/10

    • @JaMorantBiggerArm
      @JaMorantBiggerArm 3 роки тому +25

      @@robertoferri9092 was a 7/10 according to melon

    • @2c_4m57
      @2c_4m57 3 роки тому +73

      It's the album Black Metal by Dean Blunt, but yeah it was funny he put it up for Donda and this

    • @paintyourselfwhite
      @paintyourselfwhite 3 роки тому +3

      @@2c_4m57 legit i thought it was a tricot album lol

  • @LukkkA
    @LukkkA 3 роки тому +3520

    Drake really went “0 to 100” from “you’re hiding a Child” to “you’re texting a child” .

    • @spencersuen3360
      @spencersuen3360 3 роки тому +34

      underrated

    • @azziprince4782
      @azziprince4782 3 роки тому +4

      why

    • @starmorpheus
      @starmorpheus 3 роки тому +340

      @@azziprince4782 He was teaching her about boys. In the interview with Millie, Drake apparently said "I miss youuu" lmaoo. I can't imagine this grown ass man talkin to a 15 year old at like 1am. Like nigga what

    • @LukkkA
      @LukkkA 3 роки тому +275

      @@starmorpheus Mr Drizzy taking “No child left behind” too seriously

    • @awwcrickets7957
      @awwcrickets7957 3 роки тому +6

      @@LukkkA that’s a line straight out of Juice😂😂😂.

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker 3 роки тому +7621

    I just knew Melon would feel ill after hearing Way 2 Sexy

  • @elonmusket1820
    @elonmusket1820 3 роки тому +19199

    This album sounds like drake actually wrote it

    • @danielheemangcho
      @danielheemangcho 3 роки тому +671

      lmaoo

    • @neilb3332
      @neilb3332 3 роки тому +171

      Truth

    • @scoott8605
      @scoott8605 3 роки тому +411

      Guess it’s an upgrade from r kelly ghost writing demo tapes lmao

    • @thelarch5280
      @thelarch5280 3 роки тому +805

      You can tell Drake wrote it from the "she says she's a lesbian, girl, me too" line

    • @DequanHarris
      @DequanHarris 3 роки тому +37

      Yah like he wrote this trash ass album

  • @undercoverdudes
    @undercoverdudes 3 роки тому +22354

    Anthony, you can't just add 3 points for the "say that you a lesbian, girl, me too” bar.

    • @chartreux1532
      @chartreux1532 3 роки тому +308

      It's okay, Melon removed 5 points because of Drake mainly focusing on creating Social Media Beef with Kanye instead of himself, despite Melon having had a long Feud with Drake about his Reviews

    • @obasiswift
      @obasiswift 3 роки тому +41

      It’s funny he used a similar line in every girl in the world and niggas went crazy when it released

    • @mustyHead6
      @mustyHead6 3 роки тому +72

      I would except these lines in a kanye song 😭😭

    • @Anton007x2
      @Anton007x2 3 роки тому +13

      omg ucd from down under holy shit im a huge fan!!!!!!

    • @ModRNTV
      @ModRNTV 3 роки тому +237

      @@mustyHead6 Kanye has some troll bars, Drake was dead serious.

  • @kor9
    @kor9 3 роки тому +2757

    This album sounds like Drake sat down and listened to his entire discography before going to the studio and saying “ I wanna make something that sounds EXACTLY like this”

    • @retnugnahte
      @retnugnahte 3 роки тому +22

      made me laugh out loud

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 3 роки тому +20

      So the most stereotypical Drake album ever

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 3 роки тому +7

      U2's latter works could be apply to this as well

    • @lemancemossjr3935
      @lemancemossjr3935 2 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @whotflivesinwyoming
      @whotflivesinwyoming 2 роки тому +10

      The album would actually be good if that was the case . Still waiting for a drake album that’s better than If Your Reading This It’s Too Late

  • @vicmantiri6782
    @vicmantiri6782 3 роки тому +2471

    CLB sound like an AI-generated Drake album. We are truly living in the future.

    • @93wasbetter
      @93wasbetter 3 роки тому +139

      Every drake album is an AI-generated album he don’t write shit 😭

    • @NewAgeSlaves
      @NewAgeSlaves 3 роки тому +58

      @@93wasbetter i honestly just think he riffs over some 40 beats and collects checks

    • @rgreenberg35
      @rgreenberg35 3 роки тому +21

      Drake just fucking sucks. Needs to go back to Degrasi and find a new career

    • @trikicks
      @trikicks 3 роки тому +10

      Bro… I literally said this to my homeboy after hearing the first 5 songs

    • @jeffreymbelu9718
      @jeffreymbelu9718 3 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 роки тому +13330

    How fantano got better wordplay than drake

    • @robbocat7643
      @robbocat7643 3 роки тому +280

      How Donda drop before your next video
      Edit: aight saw the new vid, nevermind and apologies (commented this 3 days prior to it)

    • @falloutfreeman627
      @falloutfreeman627 3 роки тому +148

      Most people commenting have better wordplay than Drake

    • @oldflowers1342
      @oldflowers1342 3 роки тому +52

      Even Cal Cuchesta has better lyrics. 😭

    • @legitchimp6156
      @legitchimp6156 3 роки тому +1

      Upload?

    • @falloutfreeman627
      @falloutfreeman627 3 роки тому

      @@oldflowers1342 god's plAaaAAaaaAwn

  • @ASM1908
    @ASM1908 3 роки тому +2419

    Drake: staring at your dress cuz it’s see-through
    Drake fans: *breaks a chair. HE DOES NOT MISS!!!!!!!

    • @vickylove9824
      @vickylove9824 3 роки тому +53

      😂😂😂
      Really tho

    • @roydavid
      @roydavid 3 роки тому +11

      He really doesn't miss tho

    • @animalpenn-q5c
      @animalpenn-q5c 3 роки тому +209

      @@roydavid Scorpion? CLB? yeah right. talkin bout how he never misses lmao open your eyes bro

    • @ay3ron
      @ay3ron 3 роки тому +143

      Said that you a lesbian girl me too💅

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 3 роки тому +33

      @@roydavid true. he never miss a failure tho.

  • @doodbro931
    @doodbro931 3 роки тому +765

    This gets a 0/10 just because of the album art

    • @SolarBeam04
      @SolarBeam04 3 роки тому +75

      "Art" is a stretch

    • @KolLolization
      @KolLolization 3 роки тому +41

      Agree. It is an insult to humanity as a whole.

    • @timeforvlog
      @timeforvlog 3 роки тому +5

      yo, It’s the only innovative thing about this album…maybe because Drake did not work on it.

    • @goodgod326
      @goodgod326 3 роки тому +31

      the cover art made me not want to listen to it in the first place.

    • @andreamccollough3827
      @andreamccollough3827 3 роки тому +2

      Totally agree

  • @AppleTrack
    @AppleTrack 3 роки тому +5275

    Something tells me he didn’t love this album

    • @MarsTheMeme
      @MarsTheMeme 3 роки тому +163

      Yeh cuz it’s ass

    • @mustyHead6
      @mustyHead6 3 роки тому +159

      No one did, even drake's own fans hate it

    • @ros_berth
      @ros_berth 3 роки тому

      Really?

    • @themoviecritic1092
      @themoviecritic1092 3 роки тому +41

      @@mustyHead6 Nah, Drake fans adored this album sadly

    • @vi2935
      @vi2935 3 роки тому +85

      @@themoviecritic1092 nah the casual drake fan like it not the ones that know music. It’s decent but ass compared to the rest of his discography

  • @heybuddy7789
    @heybuddy7789 3 роки тому +9222

    Drake womanizes women on rap records and asks for forgiveness on the RnB tracks. That's his whole career in a nutshell.

    • @Al-ph6gl
      @Al-ph6gl 3 роки тому +503

      Crazy thing Is who are his biggest fans and supporters??? 🤣🤣🤣 he's a genius

    • @garthyahudahandrews8504
      @garthyahudahandrews8504 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @moonrocked
      @moonrocked 3 роки тому +389

      @@Al-ph6gl lol facts a lot of these women fall for it every time 😂

    • @MrKobedagreat24
      @MrKobedagreat24 3 роки тому +20

      Sounds like he has a better career than you lmao

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 3 роки тому +472

      @@MrKobedagreat24 L

  • @JPTQJR
    @JPTQJR 6 місяців тому +1288

    CERTIFIED PDF FILE 👮‍♂️🚔🚨

  • @onsight1318
    @onsight1318 3 роки тому +1975

    My favorite Drake song is 'No Child Left Behind'

  • @Jolah
    @Jolah 3 роки тому +403

    “This song is so boring that it makes me want to hook a car battery up to my nuts to feel some kind of stimulation”
    This is top 10 melon quotes

  • @spark9_
    @spark9_ 3 роки тому +1958

    He put Yebba's heartbreak on his favourite tracks because Drake isn't on it. Damn.

    • @airwave6610
      @airwave6610 3 роки тому +4

      Hey Spark fancy seeing you here

    • @Kiwaloayo
      @Kiwaloayo 3 роки тому +16

      @Sexy Doraemon if that's true, thank you bro.

    • @beepboop1748
      @beepboop1748 3 роки тому

      Lolll

    • @SM-xr6ev
      @SM-xr6ev 3 роки тому

      @@Kiwaloayo this has been known for quite a long time now,brother

    • @tangelomax
      @tangelomax 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tomas1564
    @tomas1564 3 роки тому +1486

    I don’t think calling Drake a “Certified Boy Lover” whilst burning a pride flag counts as a review melon but I’ll take it

    • @brendanb2982
      @brendanb2982 3 роки тому +96

      How can a lesbian be a boy lover?

    • @manfredvonmanfred199
      @manfredvonmanfred199 3 роки тому +28

      @@brendanb2982 i mean you can call a female gay and it means the same

    • @Kivvi190
      @Kivvi190 3 роки тому +29

      you'll take it?😭😭😭

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry 3 роки тому +2797

    Drake presented yet another mediocre album after a year of building of this “certified lover boy” persona I think fans expected a more thematic album but CLB brings nothing new to drake and I think this disappointment will damage the hype for the next drake projects. Not even mentioning how Kanye 100% out performed him. Disappointing

    • @pawel12123
      @pawel12123 3 роки тому +66

      Idk I didn’t expect much from an album called “certified lover boy”. To be fair, the more I listen the more I like the album but there certainly are songs in here I had to delete from my library

    • @_heartunderblade2451
      @_heartunderblade2451 3 роки тому +47

      Alot of Drake's audience doesn't pay attention that deeply to his music. They don't care about the beef, or the context which makes so many of these songs seem like a rehash of prior material, I wouldn't be surprised if 2 or 3 of these records turn into hits.

    • @1998Cebola
      @1998Cebola 3 роки тому +14

      @@pawel12123 stop brainwashing yourself

    • @1998Cebola
      @1998Cebola 3 роки тому +45

      Isn't the fact that Drake has sounded the exact same on every project since IYRTITL his main appeal for his current audience? They want low effort comfort food to put on repeast shuffle in the background day in and day out without being distracted by the music.

    • @auguste573
      @auguste573 3 роки тому +3

      @@1998Cebola That's why you can't say hes better than Ye.

  • @bubbleraydiddly3334
    @bubbleraydiddly3334 3 роки тому +2976

    “Like a Pokémon holding an everstone, drake just doesn’t evolve” - Ruff Criminal

    • @thedwaz7677
      @thedwaz7677 3 роки тому +119

      bro i havent heard it worded any better than he did.

    • @driplord8053
      @driplord8053 3 роки тому +209

      @theneedledrop Live OMG is that you fantano😱😱 i will suscribe rn i am huge fan😎😎

    • @zeeb02
      @zeeb02 3 роки тому +63

      Fellow Ruff Criminal enjoyer

    • @p1nh3dlarry72
      @p1nh3dlarry72 3 роки тому +71

      Average Fantano fan vs average Ruff Criminal enjoyer

    • @PwrShelf
      @PwrShelf 3 роки тому +9

      The best channel on YT atm

  • @prolifik888
    @prolifik888 3 роки тому +2410

    Kanye's constant experimentation and evolution with his music really exposes how "safe" Drake can be from one album to the next.

    • @NinjaaaHD
      @NinjaaaHD 3 роки тому +26

      Both haven't dropped good albums since 2016

    • @hitdoctor24
      @hitdoctor24 3 роки тому +379

      @@NinjaaaHD Ye and Donda are both great, you’re talking out of your ass

    • @rnbedits5609
      @rnbedits5609 3 роки тому +200

      @@JuicyVegetables CLB was so dog shit, it made more life sound somewhat ok

    • @jaimegonzalez3956
      @jaimegonzalez3956 3 роки тому +40

      @@JuicyVegetables more life isn’t even an album it’s a playlist

    • @Aj-bh6zy
      @Aj-bh6zy 3 роки тому +5

      @@NinjaaaHD views,care package,TLOP,ye,Donda was good ur talking out your ass

  • @aspacelex
    @aspacelex 6 місяців тому +76

    In light of the recent events, I interpret the cover as an admission of how many baby mamas he's hiding.

    • @Lakeside_Flower
      @Lakeside_Flower 3 місяці тому +4

      Was that not the point? Isn’t it an admission about how Drake uses women, treating them as disposable and interchangeable?

  • @mustyHead6
    @mustyHead6 3 роки тому +1793

    There is so much wrong about a 34 year dad calling his album certified lover boy and having that as an album cover.

    • @8nicopink868
      @8nicopink868 3 роки тому +135

      It flat out gives me Maroon 5/Red Pilled Blues energy

    • @patrickhumphrey5021
      @patrickhumphrey5021 3 роки тому +150

      It’s pathetic and kind of sad

    • @michaelmentality
      @michaelmentality 3 роки тому +66

      it’s drake, what do you expect

    • @Gavin-Naumann
      @Gavin-Naumann 3 роки тому +1

      @@8nicopink868 that exact comparison crossed my mind

    • @phildeiner7757
      @phildeiner7757 3 роки тому +100

      Yes mentally and emotionally hes a fucking child and its embarrassing to see grown people lose their minds over his tired ass shit.

  • @reddisdead
    @reddisdead 3 роки тому +6619

    drake so consistent though
    *consistently balls

  • @Synochra
    @Synochra 3 роки тому +10469

    It's an outstanding album to have playing in the background when you're hosting a group of people you're really not interested in. The sound is so shallow, the conversation is almost guaranteed not to delve into anything authentic and personal. You won't have to worry about any heartfelt sentiments being shared to this tune!

    • @The_truth_is_in_the_dream
      @The_truth_is_in_the_dream 3 роки тому +197

      God damn . You got a channel ?

    • @Neontrain
      @Neontrain 3 роки тому +63

      exactly! couldn't have said it better myself.

    • @85MAYS
      @85MAYS 3 роки тому +227

      In what bizarre, lifeless world would one host such a party? Do you have plans to kill yourself later that evening?

    • @BeanisBags
      @BeanisBags 3 роки тому +48

      Could not have described the album any better myself.

    • @gotjuice9
      @gotjuice9 3 роки тому +136

      Inauthentic music as the soundtrack for fake friends and surface level small talk

  • @brad_hensil
    @brad_hensil 3 роки тому +202

    I wonder which one of the girls on the album art is 16

    • @bruh-xy1bt
      @bruh-xy1bt 3 роки тому +39

      If you combine all of them you get a 16 year old

    • @romaretaylor9953
      @romaretaylor9953 3 роки тому +4

      @@bruh-xy1bt that’s mathematically impossible

    • @coin3720
      @coin3720 3 роки тому +21

      @@romaretaylor9953 the ones in the top row are 2, the rest are 1.

    • @fundamentaltheoremofcalculus
      @fundamentaltheoremofcalculus 6 місяців тому

      this comment 😭 shit aged like fine wine

    • @Cherokeechuck9
      @Cherokeechuck9 6 місяців тому +15

      Aged well

  • @DM-jn3zo
    @DM-jn3zo 3 роки тому +4904

    I think it's because drake hasn't really evolved as a person. Like J.Cole, Kanye, Jay-Z grow every album because they're in a different mental space every album. Drake is still trying to find a "good" stripper who wants to settle down and then complains about them wanting his money. Like just grow up and pick better women. There's more to life.

    • @robliberachi
      @robliberachi 3 роки тому +287

      Say it again

    • @Brian-yf3by
      @Brian-yf3by 3 роки тому +490

      I fw Drake but this man just keeps making the same 5 songs over and over again, it’s cool ig but I haven’t enjoyed an album of his since 2015

    • @jav2427
      @jav2427 3 роки тому +11

      Honestly

    • @georgelaflare
      @georgelaflare 3 роки тому +98

      J Cole has kinda been stagnant since 4 Your Eyez Only. Ngl I never liked KOD and his new album is alright. It’s not really that good and I’ve listened to everything J Cole has released

    • @damarkomoore5236
      @damarkomoore5236 3 роки тому +212

      @@georgelaflare but even if you didn’t like em each of them are different asf in every aspect so thats not stagnant the opposite actually u just don’t like em, cole at least tries to push himself still drake just been making the same bs since views, but hey what can i say it sells 🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @krisspatrick8902
    @krisspatrick8902 3 роки тому +3468

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that the DONDA vinyl is just sitting in the back? 10/10 review

    • @Whatthescallop1776
      @Whatthescallop1776 3 роки тому +652

      Wow, he even has Donda all over his red shirt!

    • @kys125
      @kys125 3 роки тому +85

      Lol could be Black Metal and AF is trollin'

    • @parthbhadauria5930
      @parthbhadauria5930 3 роки тому +55

      Okay this has to be intentional 😭

    • @NewAgeSlaves
      @NewAgeSlaves 3 роки тому +10

      PURE CONCIDENCE

    • @aidan2566
      @aidan2566 3 роки тому +34

      I think it’s no love deep web or something similar, it looks like a black plastic sleeve around the record which NLDW has for obvious reasons

  • @DDKDontPlay
    @DDKDontPlay 3 роки тому +1102

    You can’t just say “I don’t like lesbians” and give it a 3/10 Anthony.

  • @swagmundfreud666
    @swagmundfreud666 3 роки тому +225

    This album sounds like how cold leftover macaroni tastes.

    • @JohnsProdzTV
      @JohnsProdzTV 3 роки тому +4

      Shitty boxed Kraft too.

    • @MikeMulahMusic
      @MikeMulahMusic 3 роки тому +2

      @@JohnsProdzTV Kraft Mac & Cheese 🔥

    • @JohnsProdzTV
      @JohnsProdzTV 3 роки тому +7

      @@MikeMulahMusic with the right seasonings yeah it’d be fire. But instead of dairy Drake added nothing but water and salt

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 3 роки тому +5

      That's an insult to cold leftover macaroni.

    • @SweaterSwagg
      @SweaterSwagg 2 роки тому +3

      Cold macaroni actually decent when it's homemade (and when you're a fatass like me lmao)

  • @themightyshyguy3354
    @themightyshyguy3354 3 роки тому +546

    The cover art just had to be better than a literal black square, and it somehow failed that too smh

    • @jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517
      @jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517 3 роки тому +31

      Lmao 100% right

    • @thisisdk7859
      @thisisdk7859 3 роки тому +10

      I saw a more realistic interpretation of the cover that looks great! I thought the cover was a joke for the day before and the real one would surface for the drop. Boy was I wrong.

    • @transfo47
      @transfo47 3 роки тому +5

      @@thisisdk7859 If it ACTUALLY showcased the mothers of his children, that would be something cool. But this is atrocious.

    • @RENIMAAA
      @RENIMAAA 3 роки тому +7

      word. i rather stare at that black square. real talk 🤣

    • @holzkopf6061
      @holzkopf6061 3 роки тому

      I think it's the best thing of that album, it's recognizable and gives off some popart vibes

  • @maje2610
    @maje2610 3 роки тому +583

    I heard this quote that was said to Tyler, The Creator by Pharrell Williams: "There's a difference between getting old and getting older. Getting older is getting wiser, while some people get old, they just stay in the same lane doing the same thing for too long." In reference to this, I definitely think Drake is getting very old at this point.
    P.S - That car battery line was amazing. It had me in tears 😂

    • @musicaldoge9412
      @musicaldoge9412 3 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment it’s so true

    • @Dooms_Day_King
      @Dooms_Day_King 3 роки тому +18

      This is what I’m trying to say about someone like Eminem vs JayZ. Eminem is still on the horrorcore, obscene eminem-esque corny lines while Jay Z is now rapping about growth and his life and relationships.
      Don’t get me wrong, a nice well written Eminem or jayz song that pulls from their own decades long formula is good, but by this point, I’m tired of hearing Eminem (or drake to this point) rap about the same things over and over again.

    • @asadfarooque786
      @asadfarooque786 3 роки тому +7

      @@Dooms_Day_King as a hardcore Eminem stan, I agree with you
      And it's not even the dark subject matter but his new music doesn't sound too good. His beat choices are bad now and that side b was just so unnecessary. Kamikaze was his last strong project. He can still make amazing music and he proved that with Darkness. I just don't understand why he doest make an entire album with songs like Darkness and Castle/Arose

    • @kenshin6804
      @kenshin6804 3 роки тому +4

      @@Dooms_Day_King valid, but at least Eminem is still lyrically/technically very fucking insane, and at least sounds motivated on most songs, his content may be hit or miss, but at least he has aspects that can/do save it. Drake doesn't, all Drake has ever really had is sound, and now he doesn't even have THAT anymore what with how lazy and unmotivated he sounds, plus the oversaturation of auto-tune for a majority of the tracks. Plus lyrically/technically Drake has always been pretty bad, I'm not tryna dick ride Eminem or anything, but while Em's music is flawed, there's still saving graces and skill put into the craft, none of this is true for Drake as of right now.

  • @LeBatakum
    @LeBatakum 3 роки тому +3378

    To put it in perspective, Kanye made MBDTF at 33. Drake made CLB at 34. Don’t ever compare Drake to Kanye artistically.

    • @254koloko
      @254koloko 3 роки тому +251

      Damn, that's crazy.

    • @LeBatakum
      @LeBatakum 3 роки тому +811

      @@joshwilliams6517 Drake has plenty of sales achievements, yes. But not nearly as many accolades in terms of critical acclaim/awards. If we’re purely going off of numbers, then Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber must be some of the most brilliant artists of all time then huh?

    • @joshwilliams6517
      @joshwilliams6517 3 роки тому +9

      Taylor Nielsen Kanye is a trump loving anti vaxxer drake is making music from his soul

    • @alijaneyjefferson2572
      @alijaneyjefferson2572 3 роки тому +30

      Lol drake also released way more music by age 34 than kanye did at 33

    • @dylanferguson2248
      @dylanferguson2248 3 роки тому +291

      @@alijaneyjefferson2572 you should also check his production credits (e.g., Jay Z) if you want to compare music output

  • @sparkysubwoofer
    @sparkysubwoofer 3 роки тому +161

    the album cover is literally disgusting i don’t care

    • @SergoBermuda
      @SergoBermuda 6 місяців тому +5

      Haha I wonder what you’ve thought about this recent beef ! Drake got exposed !

  • @lavarball3641
    @lavarball3641 3 роки тому +888

    It’s savage that Anthony has donda in the background as a album he likes

    • @sanfordcurtis8242
      @sanfordcurtis8242 3 роки тому +65

      It’s likely to be Black Metal by Dean Blunt, which has the exact same album art as Donda

    • @theoo5657
      @theoo5657 3 роки тому +12

      donda hasn't been released in vinyl tho

    • @lavarball3641
      @lavarball3641 3 роки тому +7

      @@theoo5657 yeah I just found out I knew black metal 2 has the number 2 honestly I never heard the first one it’s fun to think of it as donda though Anthony is a savage that diss artist

    • @gut853
      @gut853 3 роки тому +6

      theo o maybe not but he was definitely doing that on purpose lol

    • @rainofrest7778
      @rainofrest7778 3 роки тому +3

      L comment

  • @PercyNator
    @PercyNator 3 роки тому +2636

    We off the grid grid grid,
    Drake álbum mid mid mid

  • @YourGirlYang
    @YourGirlYang 3 роки тому +3961

    The entire point of this project seems to just be Drake trying to remind his son that he was an accident that he wanted the world to never know about.

    • @JonasPolsky
      @JonasPolsky 3 роки тому +92

      So -- Drake is my dad?

    • @ebn128
      @ebn128 3 роки тому +257

      “Then I had a kid even though I never planned to” smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @antinwokilluminati1202
      @antinwokilluminati1202 3 роки тому +279

      Drake the type to close the car door with his hip

    • @levector2445
      @levector2445 3 роки тому +141

      Pusha prolly be angrily writing parenting advice for that story of adidon part 2

    • @suf1an658
      @suf1an658 3 роки тому +10

      @@antinwokilluminati1202 that's valid depending on the kind of door

  • @Tyberes
    @Tyberes 5 місяців тому +28

    "im not excited to hear drake cosplay as a gangster"
    Yeah turns out you weren't the only one.

  • @derfuchs3296
    @derfuchs3296 3 роки тому +1669

    “I’d rather have an hour and a half of CBT than listing to CLB ever again“
    Harsh words, but I agree, Melon.

    • @themandownstairs4765
      @themandownstairs4765 3 роки тому +131

      thought this was a joke then Melon dropped that "hook my nuts up to a car battery" criticism and realized you weren't exaggerating

    • @Visbi
      @Visbi 3 роки тому +9

      What is CBT? It Must be really good if he’d rather listen to that than Certified Lover boy. CLB = AOTY 🐐🐐🐐

    • @VIPER808
      @VIPER808 3 роки тому +106

      @@Visbi stfu drake fanboy, just accept that drake just took an L with this album

    • @imanigordon6803
      @imanigordon6803 3 роки тому +5

      @@Visbi stop it CLB is undoubtedly a mid album will never go back to this album 😂

    • @zaphyy
      @zaphyy 3 роки тому +11

      I too would rather partake in Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

  • @RAYSHAADABLE
    @RAYSHAADABLE 3 роки тому +2041

    melon articulates his hate so well, all I could say after listening was “this shit trash”

  • @BillyCobbOfficial
    @BillyCobbOfficial 3 роки тому +2304

    The only thing I’ve heard from this album is the lesbian line and oh god

    • @lizzymacgyver
      @lizzymacgyver 3 роки тому +149

      Between that and the cover, as a woman, I’m just not even listening lmao drake can suck eggs

    • @alexhubbard7633
      @alexhubbard7633 3 роки тому +29

      holy shit its Billy Cobb
      hello Billy

    • @Yickerman
      @Yickerman 3 роки тому +34

      honey look it's the weezer guy

    • @jasminewilliams8944
      @jasminewilliams8944 3 роки тому +3

      @@lizzymacgyver lol your call but I think you’re taking this shit to seriously. You expect a 34 year old bachelor w a heart in his hair to give you Gloria steinham? I think it’s a fun album 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @alex_flamer
      @alex_flamer 3 роки тому +31

      This isn't new. One of the earliest bars we've heard from Drake in 2009 talked about lesbians. "Are any of y'all into girls like I am, lesbi-hoooooonest!"

  • @CamiloLascoutx
    @CamiloLascoutx 6 місяців тому +49

    This cover art gets funnier every day

    • @Mighty_Atheismo
      @Mighty_Atheismo 6 місяців тому +7

      "Actually kendrick, I only have one baby mama and this album cover was just an elaborate ruse."

  • @MsMrapplepie
    @MsMrapplepie 3 роки тому +1867

    Could’ve made a whole album based around his son and his growth as a person but Drake is still the same person he’s always been

    • @lildawg1685
      @lildawg1685 3 роки тому +81

      That’s what I thought he would do with the first song champagne poetry and daddies home but

    • @lildawg1685
      @lildawg1685 3 роки тому +45

      He didn’t

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 роки тому +6

      @Feliberto Mendez ooooo interesting but ion think he'd go that route

    • @lifeandpie6147
      @lifeandpie6147 3 роки тому +1

      nice caleb pic

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 3 роки тому +23

      @Feliberto Mendez he's too basic for that

  • @voicesbymic5346
    @voicesbymic5346 3 роки тому +5294

    wow… a 3 just because he’s a lesbian? just say you’re homophobic and go Melon

    • @s0vnds
      @s0vnds 3 роки тому +203

      In before the people who can't take a joke

    • @gut853
      @gut853 3 роки тому +45

      Comments like these make my day lol

    • @bIeakk
      @bIeakk 3 роки тому +38

      How can a man be a lesbian

    • @JayJay-zh2co
      @JayJay-zh2co 3 роки тому +10

      Been waiting for the ❄ comments lol

    • @imjonathan6745
      @imjonathan6745 3 роки тому +164

      Yeah right? He also hates eminem just because he's black, what a racist melon😠😾

  • @DiegoGomez-dh6ps
    @DiegoGomez-dh6ps 3 роки тому +407

    "Girls want Girls" sounds exactly like a Cal Chuchesta song

    • @valyygg
      @valyygg 3 роки тому +3

      😭😭😭😭

    • @Buttcakes15
      @Buttcakes15 3 роки тому +1

      Chuck testa?

    • @azariahawthorne9760
      @azariahawthorne9760 3 роки тому +1

      More like Hayley Kiyoko's Girls like Girls song.

    • @kuirkyy
      @kuirkyy 3 роки тому +1

      Girls want girls***

    • @ACSean100
      @ACSean100 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like close friends by lil baby

  • @davidmorris8319
    @davidmorris8319 2 роки тому +689

    I'm actually impressed by Anthony's capacity to endure bad music. My mind just becomes completely blank whenever i hear a single bad song. I couldn't bring myself to pay that much attention to a whole album to critique it in such detail.
    Props to you for torturing yourself for our entertainment and information :D

    • @mrlilrip10
      @mrlilrip10 2 роки тому +27

      thats why he is a top tier dude at what hes doing.
      i always thought he was dope just off of the wide range of music he critics

    • @shokxtv4807
      @shokxtv4807 2 роки тому +30

      imagine going through all of navs discography

    • @dormzy478
      @dormzy478 2 роки тому +2

      Bro 💀 😂

    • @mattreeder5091
      @mattreeder5091 Рік тому +12

      bro he’s making M’s off it. i’d happily listen to something mid if im getting a bag from it brodie

    • @AJ-lh4fp
      @AJ-lh4fp Рік тому

      @@shokxtv4807why would that be a bad thing

  • @valeriechou420
    @valeriechou420 3 роки тому +1258

    This album is exactly what Kendrick was talking about from TPAB. A “talent show” where some artists just turn out garbage music, cut the checks and bounce.

    • @Naekotine
      @Naekotine 3 роки тому +3

      What song is that again?

    • @valeriechou420
      @valeriechou420 3 роки тому +93

      I remember a scene from Kendrick’s music video for “These Walls” where terry crews and Kendrick act out a scene for a talent show. Technically it wasn’t in the song, but that scene really resonated with me

    • @NoName-fo7mz
      @NoName-fo7mz 3 роки тому +8

      “Artists”

    • @rh4709
      @rh4709 3 роки тому +1

      Drake killed that man on the album lmao.

    • @atoonproductions
      @atoonproductions 3 роки тому +36

      @@rh4709 ????

  • @Elspacemexican
    @Elspacemexican 3 роки тому +539

    After scorpion and now this I'm pretty convinced that drake might as well just stick with releasing catchy singles rather than a whole album. Like clb and scorpion have so many tracks I give 0 shits about.

    • @shawtyduwop5691
      @shawtyduwop5691 3 роки тому +16

      I'd rather listen to emotionless than the clb album

    • @mage6562
      @mage6562 3 роки тому +14

      I fuck with scorpion way more than i did this.

    • @Historicutuber
      @Historicutuber 3 роки тому +6

      Scorpion was ass

    • @tomfallon8930
      @tomfallon8930 3 роки тому +14

      laugh now cry later is better than all the tracks on CLB put together

    • @blue2.099
      @blue2.099 3 роки тому +3

      idk why everyone hates on scorpion, sure it had a lot of skips but it had a lot of good songs too (way more good songs than CLB)

  • @hereliesmars
    @hereliesmars 3 роки тому +2516

    If Drake didn’t have a kid he’d have even less to say

  • @TheBBQify
    @TheBBQify 6 місяців тому +35

    Best aged album cover of all time

  • @natturner534
    @natturner534 3 роки тому +847

    Drake might as well call himself Playlist Papi at this point. Incapable of making a cohesive project. Literally just a bunch of songs

    • @worldview3182
      @worldview3182 3 роки тому +19

      I was hoping for NWTS cohesiveness. All the songs fit with each other , that album is so good it sounds like a strange dream . Your right ,,CLB is just another playlist

    • @actingstrange
      @actingstrange 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @carrucinic
      @carrucinic 3 роки тому +9

      @AJ thank you 😂 he already did the “story telling” on so far gone and take care and nothing was the same. People just can’t sit and enjoy music. Ridiculous

    • @kingsoindabuildin8036
      @kingsoindabuildin8036 3 роки тому +1

      He has a lot of fans that all want different things . Singing, rapping , dance hall , Spanish , UK drill ? Every one wants different stuff and he’s trying to sell records not speak about any topic

    • @ryana3601
      @ryana3601 3 роки тому +37

      @AJ “rap as a genre lacks cohesion on albums” no

  • @alancantu2557
    @alancantu2557 3 роки тому +1321

    CLB sounded like something Nav would release if he was actually trying

  • @Bilnation
    @Bilnation 3 роки тому +1487

    I feel like Kanye always takes mad risks and makes bold choices on his albums, where Drake always plays it safe. I always appreciate it when artists show confidence and boldness.

    • @saqib7965
      @saqib7965 3 роки тому +83

      Kanye is a real artist he's in my top 5 kanye, Bowie, Freddie mercury, MJ, Depeche Mode

    • @TepidBlack
      @TepidBlack 3 роки тому +132

      I’d literally rather have a completely awful album where he at least _tried_ to do something different rather than yet another middle of the road hour long boring nap

    • @idk2865
      @idk2865 3 роки тому +31

      This is a copy paste lol I've seen this exact same comment on other reactions.

    • @nameisamine
      @nameisamine 3 роки тому +64

      Drake was taking risks early on by singing (because not many rappers were singing back then) but now every rapper is singing. He did take mild risks embracing tropical dancehall and afrobeat sounds, that risk paid off but apart from that I can’t say he takes many risks. KANYE? 😅he jumps out the window on every release, he’s so unpredictable. LATE REG to GRAD to 808s to MBDTF to YEEZUS? That a run of albums that sound nothing alike. It’s like he builds a house of sound. blows the house up. burns the ashes. and builds it again. He’s a madman!!! Drake just sticks to his tried and true formulas (which is fine as along as him and his fanbase are happy with it).

    • @jelle5859
      @jelle5859 3 роки тому +19

      Hahah that’s literally my comment 😅😂😂 on Shawn Cee’s review of CLB. You ain’t wrong tho

  • @Dioslux
    @Dioslux 3 роки тому +399

    If Drake made an entire album that sounded like 7AM on Brittle Path and You Only Live Twice he would excel so much. He keeps making these shit ass mediocre R&B and Pop songs that do not hit at all.

    • @romaretaylor9953
      @romaretaylor9953 3 роки тому +8

      Well that’s on you and I love both of those songs but a Song like get you better with ty dolla sign is the R&b drake I LOVE, I can make a album worth of those types of records from across his discography

    • @exotic_blitz7747
      @exotic_blitz7747 3 роки тому +5

      nah he got some that hit on NWTS take care and few on views that hit. but CLB was not it. bro was 6 for 21

    • @Dioslux
      @Dioslux 3 роки тому +6

      @@exotic_blitz7747 Deadass. I wouldn’t even hate the album so much if it were like 16 songs or something but mans said fuck it and added so much garbage filler.

  • @buckohead5599
    @buckohead5599 3 роки тому +320

    This review was more interesting than the actual album

  • @mustyHead6
    @mustyHead6 3 роки тому +233

    It's so hard to believe a 34 year old DAD set down, took a pencil, and wrote "say you a lesbian, me too" then preceded to record it.

    • @princeferran5400
      @princeferran5400 3 роки тому

      Your comments are so funny💀

    • @temperuncentered1753
      @temperuncentered1753 3 роки тому +3

      True lol. here in India many people are worshipping this album. And I am like wtf.

    • @parthbhadauria5930
      @parthbhadauria5930 3 роки тому +1

      @@temperuncentered1753seriously lol none of my friends none like drake here

  • @mjtdacoolest96
    @mjtdacoolest96 3 роки тому +502

    As a self proclaimed Drizzy super fan, this album was so bad it fucked my day up. Mans is really getting too lazy. The features he did before this (Betrayal, Seeing Green) tricked me into thinking he would be spitting something interesting. But at this point I’m just disappointed.

    • @subwaydaddy
      @subwaydaddy 3 роки тому +12

      @Second Account with that cover it could've been GOAT too, I thought it would be so good with his confidence he had behind that cover.

    • @endiya.
      @endiya. 3 роки тому

      Same!

    • @SerialEater274
      @SerialEater274 3 роки тому +2

      Same with scary hours II and the other couple features he did. Fire 🔥

    • @anthonyasiimwe24
      @anthonyasiimwe24 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @MannyMJG
      @MannyMJG 3 роки тому +3

      The album wasn’t for the hardcore rap fans. It’s called “certified lover boy” for a reason. Idk if you have noticed but he switches off between a rap album and a soft album every year. We’re on the soft album this year.

  • @tcy0012
    @tcy0012 3 роки тому +97

    Drake the type of guy to tie his jacket around his waist

  • @Thirtle
    @Thirtle 3 роки тому +338

    "Damn I didn't even know drake dropped......I've been off the grid lately"

  • @Will-hc4xv
    @Will-hc4xv 3 роки тому +1601

    I don’t listen to anyone’s album who refers to themselves as “Papi”.

  • @jakeywakey7302
    @jakeywakey7302 3 роки тому +608

    while the world changes around me, fantano’s hatred for drake keeps me close to the ground 🤧

    • @holdthetruthhostage
      @holdthetruthhostage 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha 🤣

    • @J115378
      @J115378 3 роки тому +3

      No he really does hate him 😂

    • @electricman68
      @electricman68 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @alexseradj3003
      @alexseradj3003 3 роки тому +6

      He loved if you’re reading this. He’s hated him since for good reason.

    • @saqib7965
      @saqib7965 3 роки тому +6

      He doesn't hate him lol he just has taste

  • @yklfreekid2272
    @yklfreekid2272 3 роки тому +50

    5:59 That's the most raw I think I've ever seen Fantino be

  • @seeyuhWZ
    @seeyuhWZ 3 роки тому +2044

    “ in 2021 I just don’t want to hear drake cosplay as a gangster “ lmao you didn’t have to do that.

    • @maxwell2162
      @maxwell2162 3 роки тому +214

      It’s so true. He’s not gangster. He’s been trying to convince people he is since 2017. It is so embarrassing

    • @seeyuhWZ
      @seeyuhWZ 3 роки тому +131

      @@maxwell2162 lol completely agree the “cosplay” wording just killed me😂.

    • @ninoextendo9680
      @ninoextendo9680 3 роки тому +25

      @@maxwell2162 pretty sure that he got ties and more than enough money to put a hit on somebody , even while not being a “gangster type of guy”

    • @napoleondynaaamite9023
      @napoleondynaaamite9023 3 роки тому +101

      @@ninoextendo9680
      Drakes been bitch slapped and pee’d on.
      Bruh no one is scared of Drake. He’s a weenie.

    • @mczacify
      @mczacify 3 роки тому +18

      You have to be ignorant to think someone that big got no connection on things like this, granted he aint a gangster but pretty damn sure he connection

  • @MrJaviCusi
    @MrJaviCusi 3 роки тому +1772

    Rap music involves telling a life story. Drake literally has no more real stories left. He needs to make up shit or rap about other people.

    • @asdf852asdf
      @asdf852asdf 3 роки тому +146

      That really speaks alot of him if he cannot tell anything interesting despite being able to do virtually anything he wants, at this point im waiting for him to just go full depression on the next récord, he just looks tired on everything he does, he doesnt seem very genuine with himself, Kanye may be crazy but he has no fear of being himself even if it get him on bad shit

    • @p7erce
      @p7erce 3 роки тому +7

      I’m pretty sure everything is based off of real life lol.

    • @LilComedown
      @LilComedown 3 роки тому +5

      I never thought about it this way but you're right

    • @JaitoFN
      @JaitoFN 3 роки тому +18

      nowadays u don’t gotta tell a story for a song to be good bro

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 роки тому +1

      Btw I make skits with animations if you're interested 😇

  • @yashnalutchman2388
    @yashnalutchman2388 3 роки тому +519

    Calling Way 2 Sexy "embarrassing" is the most fitting take I've heard on the song😭

    • @nameisamine
      @nameisamine 3 роки тому +13

      Some people love it and get fkin hype every time they hear it. Can’t say I relate. I don’t hate it tho

    • @mv03dl100
      @mv03dl100 3 роки тому +47

      @@nameisamine honestly it's a decently catchy future song, when you remove drake

    • @Samura5555
      @Samura5555 3 роки тому +10

      It’s a cool song but it shouldn’t be on a drake album lol, clb a big L

    • @nameisamine
      @nameisamine 3 роки тому +3

      @@mv03dl100 yeah it doesn’t sound like a drake song…where are the melodies? Where’s the song structure? drake is better at songcraft than future so this song just feels unfinished to me.

    • @ZChoate
      @ZChoate 3 роки тому +4

      @JAY CHROM3 in two years you'll realize what a terrible idea this was.

  • @DmytroHryban
    @DmytroHryban 6 місяців тому +77

    Certified lover boys? Certified

  • @SaladSaiyan
    @SaladSaiyan 3 роки тому +3066

    My favorite part about this new album was the fact that I could look forward to what Melon had to say about Way 2 Sexy

    • @nuhalsalafi
      @nuhalsalafi 3 роки тому

      typo

    • @teammfxf3040
      @teammfxf3040 3 роки тому +33

      Most annoying song only slightly being beaten out by Oliver Twist by Ardee

    • @jacoblehr3064
      @jacoblehr3064 3 роки тому +3

      @@teammfxf3040 and people got the nerve to say the album was good

    • @harryk8434
      @harryk8434 3 роки тому

      That’s gay...never seen this man wit any hoes

    • @A-Oh-Trey
      @A-Oh-Trey 3 роки тому +2

      Still tripping over a Right Said Fred sample in 2021

  • @tedavidson
    @tedavidson 3 роки тому +279

    Drake drops better singles than songs on his actual album

    • @BrettfordBolts
      @BrettfordBolts 3 роки тому +68

      Yeah, Life of the Party is the best song Drake’s ever dropped

    • @ModRNTV
      @ModRNTV 3 роки тому +17

      His singles this year didn't hit tho.. Wants & Needs / What's Next both burnt out quick + Lil Baby carried on Wants.

    • @tedavidson
      @tedavidson 3 роки тому +5

      @@ModRNTV so Lemon Pepper Freestyle, Laugh Now Cry Later, B.B. King Freestyle, POPSTAR, and Life Is Good don’t count?

    • @Nix-nb3zn
      @Nix-nb3zn 3 роки тому +27

      Laugh Now Cry Later was better than any song on the album lol

    • @tedavidson
      @tedavidson 3 роки тому

      @@BrettfordBolts lmao

  • @holzman00
    @holzman00 3 роки тому +453

    “Said you a lesbian, girl me too” is the ultimate Drake line when you think about it. It’s him trying way too hard to be relatable to the point of ridicule, like when he takes on those fake accents and tries to act tough. He’s a panderer with a serious identity crisis. Drake spent so much time building up that “Free Smoke” persona, which was shattered by Pusha T, that I’m not even sure he knows who he is.

    • @theuniqueoneable
      @theuniqueoneable 3 роки тому +6

      Facts

    • @275bluedream
      @275bluedream 3 роки тому +56

      Yeah that bar was corny thats some shit I’ve said in middle school

    • @romaretaylor9953
      @romaretaylor9953 3 роки тому +6

      Fam he was joking. It wasn’t a good joke but it was obv a joke

    • @rayfordreed9304
      @rayfordreed9304 3 роки тому +48

      @@romaretaylor9953 everybody knows it was a joke, it's obvious. A line being a joke doesn't protect it from being absolute trash and one of the worst lines of the year

    • @lancelovecraft5913
      @lancelovecraft5913 3 роки тому

      In pretty sure when I was in the 6th grade I tried to convince ppl I was a lesbian bc I like girls. But I was a dumb 11 yr old

  • @BigOwl51
    @BigOwl51 2 роки тому +183

    Who would’ve thought in 2021 that we’d be getting a WORSE Drake album only 9 months after Certified Lover Boy. Those who thought this was rock bottom underestimated champagne papi

    • @BestCivilWarGeneral
      @BestCivilWarGeneral 2 роки тому +35

      9 months from a pregnant album cover 😉

    • @colinedelman6392
      @colinedelman6392 2 роки тому +3

      And he dropped album of the year again

    • @TheChosennn
      @TheChosennn Рік тому

      @@colinedelman6392then H&V came out

    • @ellamartintsova5615
      @ellamartintsova5615 10 місяців тому +5

      @@colinedelman6392more like failure of the year

    • @SergoBermuda
      @SergoBermuda 6 місяців тому

      @@ellamartintsova5615it all comes full circle ! DRAKE EPSTEIN EXPOSED

  • @dunnowy123
    @dunnowy123 3 роки тому +1105

    Drake's career is seriously heading towards DJ Khaled territory at this point. Painfully boring, unambitious music, collaborators outshine him, tone deaf. I feel like he peaked in 2015/16 and just never quite hit this level again.

    • @DanielMartinez-xz8nj
      @DanielMartinez-xz8nj 3 роки тому +49

      Bruh in 2018 that dude was everywhere, even with that trash ass “scorpion” record

    • @alexsavastru8125
      @alexsavastru8125 3 роки тому +32

      DJ Khaled has the ability to at least put together really good artists and producers and make music that's objectively good. Drake just... Doesn't even do any of that.

    • @tropical9913
      @tropical9913 3 роки тому +109

      @@DanielMartinez-xz8nj The difference is that Scorpion had bangers (God's Plan, Mob Ties, Nonstop, In My Feelings). CLB has literally 0 bangers or very good songs.

    • @DanielMartinez-xz8nj
      @DanielMartinez-xz8nj 3 роки тому +20

      @@alexsavastru8125 dj khaled don’t do shit ,stop being delusional

    • @DanielMartinez-xz8nj
      @DanielMartinez-xz8nj 3 роки тому +1

      @@tropical9913 I couldn’t pass from song number 9 of that albums

  • @Spectre0799
    @Spectre0799 3 роки тому +445

    Glad you came to your senses and gave CLB the first 40/10. Big ups to Noah Shebib

    • @Visbi
      @Visbi 3 роки тому +5

      Bro are you dumb he literally gave it a 3

    • @DDub04
      @DDub04 3 роки тому +64

      @@Visbi yeah, 3/3. Drake the GOAT NO CAP 💯💯🔥🔥

    • @Spectre0799
      @Spectre0799 3 роки тому +18

      @@Visbi R/WOOOOSH

    • @93wasbetter
      @93wasbetter 3 роки тому +6

      Tick tick tick 😈

    • @Hei1122
      @Hei1122 3 роки тому +5

      @@Visbi you must be new here

  • @IceKoldKilla
    @IceKoldKilla 3 роки тому +653

    The real winners from both projects... The features. They get to keep away from the beef and get nice checks from 2 of the biggest artists/performers this gen

    • @BrandonGiordano
      @BrandonGiordano 3 роки тому +7

      Spot on. Sean Cee said it best basically that I'd only be coming back to these songs for the features

    • @TheeTonyClayton
      @TheeTonyClayton 3 роки тому +20

      Lil Baby being the biggest winner

    • @dutdut2.059
      @dutdut2.059 3 роки тому +4

      some of them were on both lmao

    • @KREEZY.
      @KREEZY. 3 роки тому

      DRAKE SUCKS MY MUSIC QUALITY IS WAY BETTER

    • @mttttt
      @mttttt 3 роки тому

      features were heat

  • @bakhtiyarguseinov9402
    @bakhtiyarguseinov9402 3 роки тому +261

    Just cause it’s a new drake album, doesn’t mean it’s good….the stans need to realize that

  • @coolethanlegoguy
    @coolethanlegoguy 3 роки тому +924

    Clever job Fantano making the Kanye and Drake scores combined equal what Little Simz is getting

    • @P-diddykong
      @P-diddykong 3 роки тому +54

      Little Simz will be getting the first "Very Good".
      A review where Melon won't put much effort into reviewing it as it's obvious as to why that record is a 10/10

    • @93RubixCube
      @93RubixCube 3 роки тому +4

      Simba the goat

    • @miller3784
      @miller3784 3 роки тому +6

      @@P-diddykong thats a smart idea. Hope melon sees it. Even tho i would love a long length video about his thoughts on the album

    • @RighteousGemz
      @RighteousGemz 3 роки тому +6

      Little Simz and Cleo Sol quietly put out some of this year’s best work.

    • @soaked189
      @soaked189 3 роки тому +4

      Man she fucking killed it

  • @thecinemagenius
    @thecinemagenius 3 роки тому +437

    Drake, while being a catchy pop rapper, has barely left his comfort zone since Views. If Donda is a messy lobster dinner, Certified Lover Boy is slightly burnt toast

    • @billybobbobson
      @billybobbobson 3 роки тому +58

      I'd call that toast stale tbh

    • @evanwladkowski5386
      @evanwladkowski5386 3 роки тому +63

      That’s such a good analogy omg

    • @tyroneisrael5631
      @tyroneisrael5631 3 роки тому +22

      Spot on. Drake used to take risks with his music but he stopped trying after 2016

    • @ARWG
      @ARWG 3 роки тому +8

      Quite accurate.

    • @donganger4936
      @donganger4936 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you for that analogy

  • @epic4747
    @epic4747 3 роки тому +211

    Remember when drake fans were saying "features carried on donda", this is what features carrying looks like drake fans.

    • @ianjudge5572
      @ianjudge5572 3 роки тому +7

      Features carried both, BUT Kanye at least had some content in bars

    • @oscarmeldgaard5407
      @oscarmeldgaard5407 3 роки тому +11

      @@ianjudge5572 Well the thing is Kanye carried the feature in a way to with his production like off the grid wouldnt work if it wasnt that amazing production

    • @BIGT251
      @BIGT251 3 роки тому +2

      They both weren’t good.

    • @michaelpeterson7578
      @michaelpeterson7578 3 роки тому

      @@BIGT251 I feel like not a lot of people get that both albums were meh

    • @Tribrachidiumheraldicum
      @Tribrachidiumheraldicum 3 роки тому +14

      @@ianjudge5572 Does Donda have a lot of features and does Kanye sometimes take a back seat to let those features shine? Sure. But take "Off The Grid" where he comes on and keeps up with both younger rappers and delivers a verse with the same effort put into as the people he's bringing on. That's the difference between letting features carry your project and simply having a lot of great features. The same can absolutely not be said of CLB, just like Fantano points out in this review, the features on this album feel like they're giving so much more of a shit than Drake who sounds like he's sleepwalking through the entire tracklist. Acting like the two are the same because they both have features is such a surface level criticism.

  • @bakhtiyarguseinov9402
    @bakhtiyarguseinov9402 3 роки тому +113

    Drake has to have one of the worst “lows” in his discography, along with rappers like Logic and Eminem…not trying to hate but in the recent years, their projects have been bad

    • @99dirtdoa
      @99dirtdoa 3 роки тому +3

      So true, especially logic and eminem shit is garbage now

    • @theamazingone5217
      @theamazingone5217 3 роки тому +14

      @@99dirtdoa aw cmon
      Music to be Murdered by was good, especially side A
      Revival and Kamikaze are trash, I won't disagree with that much

    • @jeremy0828
      @jeremy0828 3 роки тому +7

      no pressure by logic is a great album though dropped in 2020
      last good drake album is 2015

    • @romaretaylor9953
      @romaretaylor9953 3 роки тому

      @@jeremy0828 cap. Drakes last GREAT album was 2015. Views aged better than o expected it to and more life is super under appreciated. You can’t say thank me later was good and call more life ass that’s weird af to me, and confessions of a dangerous mind is still worse than drakes worst

    • @Raheel2006
      @Raheel2006 3 роки тому +7

      @@theamazingone5217 Kamikaze has a few bangers. But Revival, I've gotta agree.

  • @sartegsingh8072
    @sartegsingh8072 3 роки тому +549

    Drake: “said you a lesbian, girl, me too.”
    Revival era Eminem: *stares proudly*

    • @SM-xr6ev
      @SM-xr6ev 3 роки тому +19

      I mean revival was better than CLB

    • @brandonayong5823
      @brandonayong5823 3 роки тому +29

      " Yo Paul. It's Em. No I don't plan to respond to anybody who mentioned me. But I will say this. I was reading some comments last night about what people are saying about revival and yo this Sarteg guy. Whatever his name is. Literally compared me to a Drake pun. All I know is that I figured out his adress and I'm on my way to his house RIGHT NOW.... I hit you back later "
      😂😂😂😂

    • @brandonayong5823
      @brandonayong5823 3 роки тому +20

      @@SM-xr6ev as à massive eminem fan I disagree. I will say that the best songs of revival are definitely better than anything on here but the worst songs makes revival the lesser album

    • @PrincipalSkinner3190
      @PrincipalSkinner3190 3 роки тому +14

      @@SM-xr6ev I hated this album, but it's definitely not worse than Revival and Em is my fav rapper.

    • @SM-xr6ev
      @SM-xr6ev 3 роки тому +1

      @@brandonayong5823 Em isn't even in my top rappers and as a massive Drake hater, it's worse than revival to me

  • @Vivisedmori
    @Vivisedmori 3 роки тому +136

    "At least Kanye made an album cover for the blind people too." Exactly, good point 10/10 review

    • @jacobtoone8064
      @jacobtoone8064 3 роки тому

      This comment Deserves more love

    • @mustyHead6
      @mustyHead6 3 роки тому +1

      I get the joke but blind people can't see black too. They just don't see.... Anything... Not even black as a colour. It is impossible describe to us.

  • @flykick1231
    @flykick1231 3 роки тому +705

    Drake likes to throw rocks and hide his hand. He antagonized Ye for 3 years and plays victim when challenged back. Aubrey sucks at acting like he’s unbothered .

    • @bored5116
      @bored5116 3 роки тому +60

      We call her Audrey now

    • @Historicutuber
      @Historicutuber 3 роки тому +6

      Well said

    • @nahumrivas2091
      @nahumrivas2091 3 роки тому +29

      Like Kanye said on ok ok "you the type to play the joke and hide your hand"

    • @yadsewnde
      @yadsewnde 3 роки тому +5

      Honestly. He a whole weirdo sometimes

    • @itzmimz8238
      @itzmimz8238 3 роки тому +16

      As much as I hate Drake, Kanye fucked with Drake for years simply because he felt threatened by him. He said so himself. Drake didn’t really publicly retaliate until Push which made him seem even more petty, since Kanye was doing it behind the scenes

  • @trash_chan
    @trash_chan 3 роки тому +88

    I think what really sunk this album is the somewhat lack of thoughtful introspection from Drake. I know that he's moved on from replicating the sound of Take Care and Nothing Was The Same because he wanted to shift from the perception that he's a sensitive guy, but his life has significantly changed since those albums and this would've been a good time to reflect on his successes and failures.
    In fact, I think CLB could've worked as a concept album the way the Weeknd did with After Hours. Perception has always been a thing with Drake, (e.g. Sensitive Drake, Jamaican Drake, Actor Drake, etc.) so why not embrace that perception and work to completely dismantle it through the music, like developing a character arc and such?
    Maybe I'm thinking too hard about it since we already have the final product, so it probably doesn't matter in the end. It's just that Drake's latest catalogue of music is making me lose respect for him as an artist. CLB doesn't give me the impression that he's working on maturing his sound or even himself.

    • @eckzotic
      @eckzotic 3 роки тому

      there are some lyrical bangers on this album. what makes clb great is it's variety. there's something for every situation on it. i guess that's why months later, everyone is still listening to it & the hate has died down significantly. it is actually a great album and im surprised how much im going back to it considering my favourite drake era was from 2009-2015. maybe he knows what he's doing and the haters are slowly catching up. man just sold another 63k in his 9th week.

    • @StudioScarecrow
      @StudioScarecrow 2 роки тому +13

      @@eckzotic lol this is sheer desperation. “e-everyone likes it now, r-right guys ??”

    • @imransalie841
      @imransalie841 2 роки тому

      It would be interesting to hear your take on the new Kendrick Lamar album.

    • @thereaper7150
      @thereaper7150 2 роки тому

      @@StudioScarecrow not even everyone likes Kendrick or Nas or Ye. But millions of people are still listening to their music. Whats ur point?

    • @SergoBermuda
      @SergoBermuda 6 місяців тому

      Proven today with Kendrick beef

  • @mohamadkamel4296
    @mohamadkamel4296 3 роки тому +832

    I really don’t understand why some artists seem so complacent in making the same music. I understand the business aspect and such, but drakes at a point where he can create any kind of album he wishes and it’ll get plays either way. He may get a huge pay day with this album. And may find gratitude in just making music for certain people and norms etc. However, he’ll never be seen as a “GOAT” to me, because there’s not much versatility or anything challenging about his music; or at-least not anymore.

    • @oliverbrain4790
      @oliverbrain4790 3 роки тому +55

      It's more confusing because his most distinctive LPs tend to be his most critically acclaimed. I know this type of music does the best numbers but surely something more interesting would still go diamond AND get a much better critical response?

    • @OsiMacislive
      @OsiMacislive 3 роки тому +41

      @@oliverbrain4790 he’s settled n not willing to challenge himself. Image n persona are too satisfying. That’s why I rock with the k dots and Yes more. Drakes genius is less artistic n more formulaic at this point. Used to love him early on tho

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 3 роки тому +118

      @@OsiMacislive bro you cannot pluralise 'Ye' like that, I took me like five minutes to figure out wtf Roundabout did for the hip hop landscape.

    • @OsiMacislive
      @OsiMacislive 3 роки тому +39

      @@Ten_Thousand_Locusts lmaooooo my b bro 🤣

    • @Mandroid45
      @Mandroid45 3 роки тому +6

      The thing is, most of these songs are not chart worthy. Which is what he's good at, but he decided to do something else, met it halfway and dumped t rest. Was looking up to hearing nice trendy tracks but didn't get a concise album or trendy album. But it'll chart just because it's Drake