Is part 8 as good as stone ocean I've heard mix stuff about it from people I know so I'll just listen to whatever someone on Internet I don't know says because I don't like being indecisive
But it doesn’t always have to be puns, he could rap about his life now, some egotistical shit about the money he’s got the cars he bought and girls that throw themselves at him but no he wants to rap about testicles
Honestly, don't write imagining someone like Fantano is gonna mock you. That's where all that Marvel-ass "Erm, he's right behind me, isn't he?" comes from. Instead, write like the Fantano video on you is gonna be LEGENDARY. Legendary praise or legendary mockery? That's up to fate.
@@aprr5393 It doesn’t matter if he is cause he’s got a point, sometimes an artist will Throw in a few jokes in the song and Anthony goes mental takes it all seriously and over analyses it
I mean some of them aren't that bad, depends on the context you want to take it in so he's still right in his own interpretation. Most are still too corny anyway
Given Rick Ross' past as a CO, lines like the molly in the champagne, and the fact that he didn't seem to know what was wrong with them creep me the hell out.
he's right about most of this, but i'll die on the hill that 'my mount rushmoore is me with four different expressions' is kind of hard as hell and if it isn't it's funny.
Imagine your teacher reading your essay in front of the whole classroom with the same tone
I felt that
6:15
One of my professors did in college. I went home and cried after
I genuinely feel like Anthony gives off high school teacher vibes.
@@brokengirlsrus F
Logic: wants us to stop killing each other
Anthony Fantano: never set his stance on killing (possibly pro-murder)
Wait they aren't the same person?
Omg XPOZD
@@EinFelsbrocken 😐
@@spike5499 im sorry..
@@EinFelsbrocken it's all good, we all have those days
The guys
The guys were in paris
Nigguys in Paris
@@kostastavricprvovencani223 nick is in paris
Easy boys lol
What were they doig there?
The high crimerates in paris
alternate title: melon bullies eminem and drake for 11 minutes
with special guests: logic & rick ross
@@rebirthofsouls ...and kanye
Bullies implies it wasn't deserved
@@rebirthofsouls with a a small doze of cole and ksi
@@outmywritemind1739 most of them were. Especially the corny lyrics.
A thumbnail of anthony fantano with hair is the truest form of clickbait
1.1k likes with no comments?
1.2k likes with one comment?
Jojolion PFP. If I got that right, then why haven’t I watched or read a single chapter of jojo’s yet? There’s your 3rd comment
Currently reading stone ocean. 4th comment
Is part 8 as good as stone ocean I've heard mix stuff about it from people I know so I'll just listen to whatever someone on Internet I don't know says because I don't like being indecisive
"there are so many poo poo and pee pee bars on this album" is more informative than any out-of-10 score could ever be
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It’s so egotistical, it makes kanye west seem well adjusted
-Anthony Fantano
I thought the bar was funny asf lmao
It’s not even egotistical it’s just a lame bar like who is he fooling?
@@Seijikom it is very egotistical BUT OKAY
@@testing_something Wouldn’t he have to like actually believe that to be egotistical?
that line just sounds stupid
@@Seijikom Idk I think its actually a cool line lol
"You got buns, I got aspergers" is still insane
He probably does indeed have Asperger’s, to be fair.
Every time I remember Rick Ross was a correctional officer I laugh my ass off.
I thought he was the man who hustles everyday
Rap game Kamala Harris
NOOOO WAY 😂😂😂
Wasn't it 50 who exposed all that
Officer Ricky
Didn't even say Deathony Notano just straight up said "Hi DEATH NOTE HERE"
I dunno Justin Y being a weeaboo isnt enough to you?
@@sticocat and what does Justin Y being a weeb have to do with my comment?
@@sticocat what
@@sticocat what
@@sticocat what
"The idea of Rick Ross' ass getting eaten gives me nightmares" DEAD
God, there's something I love about how horribly dad-jokey Eminem is.
He has always been. That's the great part :')
I love it bc he used to be the most dangerous thing in music.
well he IS a father so i guess it makes a lot of sense
We need to study the downfall of eminem's writing
"I start to get teste" is literally the funniest line
The opening lyrics to Father Stretch my Hands is so Kanye that it’s classic.
Exactly
0:17 DABABY FANTANO
LESSGOOO
👉🏾😁👈🏾
LESSGOOOO
Melon on Melon
DaFantano
We should get a "fantano calls things trash" compilation!
That video is too long to put on UA-cam
yeah there's a channel dedicated to this, it's called the needle drop.
@@dominicg2456 literally I've never seen him say he likes a song 😂
@@AyyDeJay he definitely likes songs, it’s just that he doesn’t make it real clear...
Why do you want him to review Eminem's discography?
YES just what I needed rn these are so funny
‘The balls in my bag getting teste’ was my favourite line from mtbmb ngl
That was NOT the line🤣
@@vileink4733 teste my balls in the bag
@@vileink4733 and i was thinking that you might want to get a new one for you
why this getting likes
@@claws811 because it's actually kinda clever
2:40 aged horribly LMFAO
was looking for this one
I mean that implies it was good at the time
Fr all the drake stans mad the pdfile got exposed like Diddy and RKelly. @@Knightgob
aged perfectly
10:58 “The idea of Rick Ross’s ass getting licked gives me nightmares” - Anthony Fantano
y-yeah haha what s-stupid bars!
*furiously starts erasing all ball and teste lines I wrote*
Therapist: "Anthony Hairtano does note exist, he can't hurt you." Anthony Hairtano: 3:25
Eminem has simply run out of lyrics so he's just trying to come up with all the puns he can
But it doesn’t always have to be puns, he could rap about his life now, some egotistical shit about the money he’s got the cars he bought and girls that throw themselves at him but no he wants to rap about testicles
@@touyube8146 that's why he's great lmao
@@touyube8146 you clearly don't know Eminem if you think he's gonna rap about a bunch of stupid materialistic shit like modern rappers
@@ryanscaggs1674 i refuse to believe he runs out of lyrics when there probably many english words
@@ryanscaggs1674 He rapped about putting a gerbil in his ass
4:42 I love how this cuts off early. Adds a lot to the joke and I wish it was like this in the OG review
Wasn't ready for that Chewbacca impression tho😂
Cal Chubaccsta
Eminem is just dropping lame dad jokes for a living now
🤡
Listen to darkness
Are you 12
@@jakepierce1153 I feel like people who ask this are just outing themselves as being like 15 or something themselves
@@ziggle5000 It’s a very juvenile statement. Why would you feel that way, are you outing yourself?
I feel like Eminem’s new music is much more just him writing delinquent bars rather than him just letting out anger as the Slim Shady character.
Yeah, he doesn’t really come off as angry anymore... Now he’s the type of guy to murder you with words _calmly..._
That’s because when he did the “slim shady” versions, all he got was attacked for saying things.. now a days, u cant say crap. 🤷♂️
@@James6923. shut up, you literally can say anything you want.
@@ZombieDasher
Oh my God someone with a fuckin brain on this damn website. Thank you. Seriously I have nothing more to say but thank you.
@@ZombieDasher so you mean if eminem spoke on untouchable groups for example the LGBT community for being hypocritical he wouldn't get slammed?
this is comedy on a divine level
found another ariana stan that watches fantano 😌😌
Starting to think he doesn't like Em and Drake🤔
he hates white rappers mayn
@@evet7278 drake isn't white? lmao
@@hamzamir03 yes he is
@@hamzamir03 ya hes as white as whip cream in a snowstorm
@@pooberyt8093 Drake's dad is literally african american
5:25 "Keep making me dance, waving my hands, and there won't be no threat."
none of these drake bars have aged well jesus
2:58 hits different now
“Im about that capital like a proper noun” changed my life
"Which is so egotistical, it makes Kanye seem well adjusted" is so funny
6:16
Scared the shit out of me
In LA
*Melon reads common cold line*
*Immediately has a headache*
6:17 caught me so off guard
Great timing, I just watched the others earlier today!
@@staigenerator2949 Based af
Me too. This guy always have nice timing
A realistic look into who Eminem is now in life:
A white middle aged dad. Therefore, he is making dad joke music
Good rule of thumb when writing lyrics is imagining someone reading them like fantano is right now and see if it'll sound silly
Honestly, don't write imagining someone like Fantano is gonna mock you.
That's where all that Marvel-ass "Erm, he's right behind me, isn't he?" comes from.
Instead, write like the Fantano video on you is gonna be LEGENDARY. Legendary praise or legendary mockery? That's up to fate.
Eminem is basically edgy-fying dad jokes and puns
True. And I'd argue further: they wouldn't be all that terrible if they hadn't been Eminem'ed
Just started but hoping its just eminem bars for the whole runtime
drake is also there
Got some logic and Kanye for diversity as well
@@az636 2 great black men
@@dylanmurphy6894 I thought Kanye was birracial🧐🧐🧐
*OH LOOK AT ME! I’M GONNA BRING YOU THIS PEPPERONI PIE, LIKE I’M A PIZZA DELIVERY GUUUUUUUUUY, YEEEEEAAAAAAYEEEEAH.”*
Absolute fiiiiire. 🔥🔥🔥
Im a huge stan and fantano sounds like your teacher reading the note you were passing and ur just like o_o
That parental advising (Visine) every time I drop (eye drop) line is lowkey 🅿️
5:08 NOT PUSHA T APPARENTLY
that father stretch my hands bar carries the album
The Rick Ross line omfg😭
Which one
Which one
Which one
which one
Which one
"which is so hilariously egotistical it makes Kanye west look well adjusted" lmao
every album behind him is an album he'd rather be listening to.
Man, I loved the scorpion review 😂. Drake was really acting like Pusha T did absolutely no damage to his reputation
4:50
Foreshadowing is a narrative device
Yup 😂
The sequel we needed
1:17 Day of The Lord's - Joy Division
I legit thought the same fucking thing when he said it lmao
that dream flashback bit too fucking funny
these keep me alive
Drake's rhymes sound even more sus now
I been waiting for another one of these to drop for so long ahh thank you
I disagree with so much of this but the delivery is so good on Anthony’s part that I can’t hate it
Are you a drake fan?
@@aprr5393 It doesn’t matter if he is cause he’s got a point, sometimes an artist will Throw in a few jokes in the song and Anthony goes mental takes it all seriously and over analyses it
I mean some of them aren't that bad, depends on the context you want to take it in so he's still right in his own interpretation.
Most are still too corny anyway
I mean, maybe he just puns and dad jokes, can't blame him but it's funny I but not how I think em intended it.
@@touyube8146 just jokes copium
That Chewbacca line killed me. 🤣🤣🤣
Ksi on something
The cuts in this are top tier
That eye drops line was so good
Exactly what I was thinking. He’s just hating on em
Yeah ikr?! That was actually skillful! Yeah a lot of those Em lines were corny but like come on 😭
@@s1mplem4gic58 nah it was corny as hell tbh
2:49 aging weird
The fact that half the video is Drake and just one Eminem album is hilarious to me
That visine and everytime I drop (eye drop) is pretty dope though lol
No its not, its like pun buts painfully unfunny
It’s a proper dad joke
Man him saying Drake is insecure is just proven correct given the recent drama
"DEATH NOTE here." got me so bad lmao
Lmao idk man, that Eminem bar about parental ad-visine when eye-drop was kinda hard 🤣
Exactly, depending on delivery you can make any line sound bad. Anthony just hates most wordplay.
It’s a reach
Made plenty of lines like that as a 13 year old
@@marcelarostigui8425 literally nobody cares. Like at all whatsoever.
@@BoverdeseKnuttz he's not trying to make himself sound impressive, he's trying to make eminem's lyricism sound unimpressive (and rightfully so lmao)
anthony fantano with hair is cursed
The pepperoni pie/pizza delivery guy comparison was just genius.
I need like an hour long version of compiled bad lyrics read out by Anthony.
I love how it’s just drake and Eminem
Given Rick Ross' past as a CO, lines like the molly in the champagne, and the fact that he didn't seem to know what was wrong with them creep me the hell out.
I clicked to see Anthony Fantano with hair and I’m not disappointed
5:11 holy shit he actually sits down for these what the fuck
Maybe Drake doesnt have a ghost writer...
Never stop making these
These lowkey the best videos about mr melon
I think am going crazy,, I ve been repeating the 6:14 passage over and over and just laughing myself to tears! Omg its so funny!!
That closing line was great ngl
Ngl the bleached asshole line was fucking hilarious 🤣
they eyedrop line from em WAS A BAR BRUH
RIPPITY DIPPITY RIPPITY DIPPITY RIPPITY DIPPITY TRIPLET FLOWS ~
i want to have lunch and debate ferrari prices
2:45 Hits different now 😂
I think the "it's time to die!" line is one of his all time best jokes dude
"I'll suffocate for respect before I breathe to collect the f-in check"
- Eminem when he was good
He has 250 million dollars, he doesn't need money. Also he is lyrically insane, maybe not your cup of tea, maybe your cup full of syrup and lean
@@nava6474 The meat riding is insane
@@Python-xs2iv calling the fact of defending an artist "meat riding" isn't a valid argument, at least if you have more than 14 years old
@@nava6474 Big talk from such a cornball.
Eminem is still good
Can't wait for the Van Weezer review so we can hear him say "Pump it up into me please daddy"
Weezer is awful
@@davidabest7195 only make believe
That Chewbacca line is too funny lmfao
6:16 Jesus ive never heard him that loud
What up what a legendary cut off. "He used to be a CO" lmao
SUCH A BAD BOY
he's right about most of this, but i'll die on the hill that 'my mount rushmoore is me with four different expressions' is kind of hard as hell and if it isn't it's funny.
WTF HE HAD HAIR
His reaction to the Walt Disney line was like classic movie-style comedy
That pizza pie line is fire
The best thing about Doing It Stealthy by Oloff is that you can listen to it over and over again, whatever your mood.
Ngl that "my mt.rushmore is me with 4 different expressions" would be a fire line if it were said by literally anyone but drake
Imagine spending that much time reading the dictionary just to write bars like this
Okay he’s put out some laughable stuff now, but in the context of his whole career he’s said some of the most amazing shit ever
at the crib playin fortnite with your grandma
i can make orange rhyme with banana
the microsecond pause converting the n word to "guys" is so good