New Rule: Ruth Bader Biden | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2023
  • Someone has to convince President Biden that if he runs again, he’s going to turn the country back over to Trump and go down in history as Ruth Bader Biden.

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  • @bonnieforman9700
    @bonnieforman9700 8 місяців тому +317

    Mitch McConnell "buffering," "his soul leaving his body." Hilarious, Bill!

    • @opctpos.
      @opctpos. 8 місяців тому

      Don’t tell me. You’d prefer nonce supporting Newsom.

    • @fposmith
      @fposmith 8 місяців тому

      That wasn't his soul leaving his body ! First off, You have to have a "soul" ! That was McConnell hearing Satan's collection agency knocking on his door !

    • @cariwaldick4898
      @cariwaldick4898 8 місяців тому +13

      It's hilarious, because we all know McConnell doesn't have a soul.

    • @jay-shredds
      @jay-shredds 8 місяців тому +4

      @@cariwaldick4898 I think what left his body can be found in his depends adult diaper

    • @bonnieforman9700
      @bonnieforman9700 8 місяців тому

      You got that right!@@cariwaldick4898

  • @hitchmille
    @hitchmille 8 місяців тому +72

    About Mitch, "But when he starts buffering during a speech." 😆🤣😂

  • @tommyvictorbuch6960
    @tommyvictorbuch6960 8 місяців тому +113

    "God save the Queen, man!"
    - Joe Biden -

    • @tamaramousley8597
      @tamaramousley8597 8 місяців тому +5

      I’m voting for President not Biden! He’s done a good job and will continue especially if the Dems take control of the House! No comparison, physically or mentally, between him and Trump! Oh I forgot character, integrity, honesty and knowledge period.

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 8 місяців тому

      A sandwich will beat Trump. Biden didnt't win the last election, Trump lost. Trump is never getting back the indepdendant vote, end of story.

    • @wheelmanstan
      @wheelmanstan 8 місяців тому +3

      @@tamaramousley8597 You're voting for who?

    • @tamaramousley8597
      @tamaramousley8597 8 місяців тому +1

      @@wheelmanstan I meant President Biden! Just read my post! Thanks for pointing that out!👍

    • @wheelmanstan
      @wheelmanstan 8 місяців тому +3

      @@tamaramousley8597 Strange.

  • @angusdog22
    @angusdog22 8 місяців тому +214

    Speaking as a registered Republican Mitch McConnell needs to GO!!!

    • @sailaway0013
      @sailaway0013 8 місяців тому +8

      That old crusty bucket died 25 years ago and it’s finally catching up to him.

    • @Muhammadwasapedo
      @Muhammadwasapedo 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@sailaway0013 along with 60% of congress.

    • @shanesawyer5103
      @shanesawyer5103 8 місяців тому

      @@sailaway0013 LOL. My stupid state will not quit electing him!

    • @jtalex7030
      @jtalex7030 8 місяців тому

      Agreed, but he'd be replaced with a Democrat. It may be best to wait him out.

    • @shanesawyer5103
      @shanesawyer5103 8 місяців тому

      @@jtalex7030 Who cares? The Reps don’t control the Senate anyway. And as soon as the term ends, my stupid state will elect Daniel Cameron to replace Mitch, so that we can continue to get the exact same policies we got from Mitch; the ones that were so bad for the working class that Drump came along & took over the GOP with ease.

  • @edmmitch
    @edmmitch 8 місяців тому +59

    I can’t believe that these two apparently are the best America has to offer

    • @mattijanka6771
      @mattijanka6771 7 місяців тому +4

      Been thinking the same for years..

    • @Phoenixesper1
      @Phoenixesper1 7 місяців тому +7

      We invented "I can't believe this is not butter!" and people buy it everyday.
      This is nothing new for america.

    • @edmmitch
      @edmmitch 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Phoenixesper1 I mean no offense.. not at all... I adore the us for what it gave the world... but the average american really seems to be as dumb as a loaf of bread.

    • @cdarw
      @cdarw 6 місяців тому +1

      They are NOT. Biden is what the DNC is trying to force down our throats, not whom the people want. Ginsberg, McConnell, and Feinstein have shown that power makes people act against the country’s best interest!

    • @JoeMama-oq8wl
      @JoeMama-oq8wl 6 місяців тому

      This is trash. We all know it. Politics are locked into such an antiquated ideal, and all of us are so distracted by daily shit & technology, that nobody has the balls, or the "give a shit", enuf to stand up & demand real change. Multi party system, with incumbents NOT getting the honorary nod to run unopposed. 😞 Dont blame them. We let them do it.

  • @TheBlade996
    @TheBlade996 8 місяців тому +260

    McConnell's soul can't leave his body because he doesn't have a soul! 😂

    • @ethancampbell6076
      @ethancampbell6076 8 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @toptenguy1
      @toptenguy1 8 місяців тому

      I'm a republican and.. WELL DONE. SCREW THOSE RINO FOSSILS lol

    • @loki76
      @loki76 8 місяців тому +13

      Are you saying McConnell is a democrat 😮😂

    • @Aj-qb3pr
      @Aj-qb3pr 8 місяців тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Atpost334
      @Atpost334 8 місяців тому

      Wow, he must be calling Mitch a democrat.

  • @millysmindtrip1179
    @millysmindtrip1179 8 місяців тому +89

    The Mitch McConnell jokes were HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @artmelanson
      @artmelanson 8 місяців тому +4

      Except Mitch (Moscow) McConnell hasn’t got a soul.

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 8 місяців тому +1

      NO! Not Tudor Turtle!

    • @maanbasis
      @maanbasis 8 місяців тому +2

      And old. But whatever, he needs to go.

    • @jimpalmer792
      @jimpalmer792 8 місяців тому +2

      Those were jokes ?!
      🙃

    • @Phoenixesper1
      @Phoenixesper1 7 місяців тому +2

      Those were jokes? I thought he was reading a list of hard facts! Jokes require an exaggeration! LOL

  • @mr.meeseeks2310
    @mr.meeseeks2310 8 місяців тому +37

    “Got us out of Afghanistan and took care of Ukraine.”
    This country really is reading 2 different stories

    • @EazyStr33t
      @EazyStr33t 8 місяців тому +10

      Did he not do either of those things? Are we not out of Afghanistan? Did we not send military support to Ukraine?

    • @BlackShani
      @BlackShani 7 місяців тому +6

      its no coincidence that the dumbing down of america led to more democrat voters

    • @BlackShani
      @BlackShani 7 місяців тому +4

      @@EazyStr33t lol lmao "got us out of afghanistan" which was gonna happen anyway and "taking car of ukraine"????Ukraine is Russia's beach

    • @shanesawyer5103
      @shanesawyer5103 7 місяців тому +5

      @@BlackShani What do you mean it was gonna happen anyway? It was just gonna happen on its own? You evidently don’t know how things work.

    • @BlackShani
      @BlackShani 7 місяців тому +1

      @@shanesawyer5103 lol u saying he americans would have stayed in afghanistan forever? they ranaway from vietnam too

  • @Tyler.21
    @Tyler.21 8 місяців тому +268

    "Mitch (McConnell) has served satan well" LMFAO

    • @AverageJoe483
      @AverageJoe483 8 місяців тому +5

      It would be funnier if bill was religious

    • @lochdedy8674
      @lochdedy8674 8 місяців тому

      Is that Satan the Chinese Communist Party or Biden?

    • @Tony11442
      @Tony11442 8 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @atarileaf
      @atarileaf 8 місяців тому

      They all have. Satan is really in control of America

    • @Salazarsbizzar
      @Salazarsbizzar 8 місяців тому

      Biden and Mitch are practically the same person. They both can't remember how much they love giving the entire economy over to Ukraine. Screw Hawaii. Feed the war machine

  • @steve_beatty
    @steve_beatty 8 місяців тому +312

    there is an age requirement of 35 years to run for office....there ought to be an upper limit as well..

    • @scarpfish
      @scarpfish 8 місяців тому +10

      Yeah, but where do you set it? A number of people in Congress are the same age as Biden and Trump are and are completely cognitive.

    • @bmw128racer
      @bmw128racer 8 місяців тому +13

      It should apply to the Senate and the House as well.

    • @Pyrolonn
      @Pyrolonn 8 місяців тому +5

      It would require a constitutional amendment.

    • @BabyBang17datruth
      @BabyBang17datruth 8 місяців тому +18

      Term limits across the board from Congress to the Supreme Court

    • @bmw128racer
      @bmw128racer 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Pyrolonn That's never going to happen.

  • @CaveLife652
    @CaveLife652 8 місяців тому +170

    The "buffering during the speech" line was solid gold. The writer who came up with that should get a bonus.

    • @FoolsJourney4
      @FoolsJourney4 8 місяців тому +1

      AI wins again

    • @toriless
      @toriless 8 місяців тому +4

      Others did that joke before him.

    • @sstrykert
      @sstrykert 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@torilessprecisely. Infowars co hosts Owen Shroyer & Harrison Smith both said as much.

    • @bobfowler393
      @bobfowler393 8 місяців тому

      Maybe you should also be concerned with the guy with the codes to launch having episodes of Transient global amnesia? They used to wake Strom Thurmond up to vote. Maybe a bit of common sense would suggest that people lacking the ability to think in the real world, in real time, might not be best suited for serving the best interests of America? I realize that we set a precedent with Ronald Reagan, ran it through W, but to anyone with an open mind, Joe Biden thinks he's going to Disney more days than not. It really isn't in OUR best interest to have Joe Biden pretending to be in control. If he is in office, he is the true embodiment of a puppet. Trump is nuts, and a national disgrace, but he sure as hell didn't care what the status quo was, nor in going along.

    • @duncanbleak3819
      @duncanbleak3819 8 місяців тому +1

      @@toriless According to Bill they "aren't owed a living".
      He's such a peach!

  • @grapelund
    @grapelund 8 місяців тому +24

    “ if I’m on plane and the pilot says this is your pilot Buzz Aldrin, I’m getting off!!” Gold!!!

    • @bradcrosier1332
      @bradcrosier1332 8 місяців тому

      I’d rather have Buzz Aldrin in the cockpit than Joe Biden in the White House.

  • @dennischiu272
    @dennischiu272 8 місяців тому +660

    New Rule: If you're going to convince Biden he's unfit to run, you have to be able to name someone better. Incumbency is historically a leg up in presidential elections and giving that up for a dark horse candidate means you need to really believe they're going to make up that lost advantage.
    Whoever that candidate is, clock's ticking and I don't see a surprise Lincoln on the horizon for the Democrats.

    • @rafaelfigueoa2457
      @rafaelfigueoa2457 8 місяців тому +19

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @kty3727
      @kty3727 8 місяців тому +28

      He did say in the bit that any 50ish democrat with a "D" next to his/her name will win 55% of the vote against Trump. I guess he's thinking about some of the popular governors like Whitmer and Beshear.

    • @dennischiu272
      @dennischiu272 8 місяців тому

      I'd prefer to see polling numbers to ones that Bill pulls out of thin air. 55% for a dark horse is a bold claim.

    • @christineh2843
      @christineh2843 8 місяців тому

      The problem is the DNC and Biden's campaign has put the word out there that no Dem better step up to the race or the DNC will not support their campaign. The DNC and RNC are king makers and we the subjects really don't have a choice of who, we the people, want to see run.
      Maher is 100% right, Biden won't win next year if he's our nominee....and that should scare the living hell out of all of us. There are several Dems that would be great candidates but no one wants to step on Joe's toes. Whitmer and Newson to name two.

    • @bethwilton8075
      @bethwilton8075 8 місяців тому

      ​@@kty3727popular? No.Whitmer is not popular except for defending a woman's right to an abortion.She is better than our previous few governors but they were awful.

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 8 місяців тому +338

    It doesn't make you ageist to take the keys from grandma when she's 90 and blind--it makes you responsible.
    And braver than most.

    • @Acoto
      @Acoto 8 місяців тому +15

      Now apply that same reasoning to what everyone on the non-extremist Left says about illegal immigration, rampant crime in the cities, and education and gender ideology then maybe we all can fix the obvious problems in the nation like adults again.

    • @mariettawilson9256
      @mariettawilson9256 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, I see other good Democratic politicians that could run in Biden’s place, but will Biden stop running? I doubt it.

    • @maskedmarvyl4774
      @maskedmarvyl4774 8 місяців тому

      Except that Biden is smarter and more competent than you will ever be.
      So is your 90 year old grandma, who I hope kicks you in the balls when you Try to take away her keys. Now that would be worth seeing.

    • @blaze556922
      @blaze556922 8 місяців тому +5

      Yes but we're not talking about driving down the road. We're talking about entering a derby with a bunch of other people that are the same age... Grandma has every right to compete in that scenario. If Trump isn't being forced to drop out then why should Biden?

    • @doriangray6985
      @doriangray6985 8 місяців тому +3

      Door keys?

  • @Then.
    @Then. 8 місяців тому +144

    Agreed. But please please please Democrats don’t automatically elevate Harris without a legitimate primary. Others are far better.

    • @hew195050
      @hew195050 8 місяців тому

      NO Harris. She’s very unlikeable.

    • @joejohnson4183
      @joejohnson4183 8 місяців тому

      Nah the DNC knows better than you and other democraps what the democraps need . How does it feel to be ignored by your own party you support ?

    • @charlieturner8124
      @charlieturner8124 8 місяців тому +22

      How about don't elevate Harris at all. What has she done? I hear crickets....

    • @mitchkeith6872
      @mitchkeith6872 8 місяців тому +15

      Democrats have boxed themselves in by playing identity politics. No way out. Stuck with harris! Lol

    • @joejohnson4183
      @joejohnson4183 8 місяців тому

      @@mitchkeith6872 Not really Biden could drop out after receiving the nomination for what ever reason and the DNC will pick an alternative such as Gavin Newsome because it is all about winning for them and they know Biden or Harris can't win . Their only hope is with Newsome and the independent voters going for him because they don't like Trump .

  • @Riasat202
    @Riasat202 8 місяців тому +59

    There's a term for Joe Biden... but not a second one. Brilliant stuff!

    • @cascade5682
      @cascade5682 8 місяців тому +1

      Cool J LLC agrees.

  • @jrzygurl
    @jrzygurl 8 місяців тому +106

    Bill really gets on my nerves sometimes but man oh man with buffering I'm still crying😂😂😂😂

    • @soliniv1411
      @soliniv1411 8 місяців тому +1

      He came back swinging

    • @jessiemck7530
      @jessiemck7530 8 місяців тому

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
      @Ki_Adi_Mundi 8 місяців тому

      Considering most of his leftist fans hate him now for going against the party line I imagine a lot of us left that watch him now are in the exact same boat 😂👌🏻

  • @2Bluzin
    @2Bluzin 8 місяців тому +938

    I would rather vote for a President that needs a nap than one the needs another CRIMINAL defense attorney.😂

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 8 місяців тому +16

      Lol, good one

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 8 місяців тому +12

      👍

    • @Chicago48
      @Chicago48 8 місяців тому +15

      That's a good one. The problem with the Republicans is that they will NOT tell TRUMP to go and build the library.

    • @Ryan-oq7oq
      @Ryan-oq7oq 8 місяців тому +191

      Except Joe's a criminal too 😂

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 8 місяців тому +28

      THANK YOU! Some people are just disingenuous, trying to draw parallels between old age and literal FASCISM!!

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 6 місяців тому +4

    “Say what you will about Trump, but he remembers Kanye’s name”
    Just ask Tim Apple…

  • @hulkjelly6876
    @hulkjelly6876 8 місяців тому +5

    Bill's gotta lay off the LSD. He's hallucinating.

  • @CZpersi
    @CZpersi 8 місяців тому +190

    Key point in judging the success of democratic politicians (or any leader or manager for that matter) is their ability to train and prepare their younger successors. To hand over their knowledge to younger generation so that it can take over smoothly. Most of today's old politicians and parties fail in this test, because they focus on keeping themselves in power, not about the long-term future.

    • @efone3553
      @efone3553 8 місяців тому +11

      Your talking about leadership, but they only understand selfishness.

    • @ThePJzzz
      @ThePJzzz 8 місяців тому

      What do you think LOBBYISTS are...8 figure earning FORMER Congress who's job now is to groom and/or "hand over knowledge" to the incoming on how to "govern"...or they lose their seat the next election to one who will

    • @A.Dude.
      @A.Dude. 8 місяців тому +3

      You used SUCCESS and DEMOCRATIC POLITICIANS in the same sentence... These terms can't be associated, unless you consider their personal success against the one of the many...

    • @LSDdreams808
      @LSDdreams808 8 місяців тому +4

      Biden 2024 hes the best president in history

    • @blnunya6689
      @blnunya6689 8 місяців тому +3

      @@LSDdreams808 Definitely a LSDdream.

  • @82phalanX
    @82phalanX 8 місяців тому +20

    Mitch started doing what?! 😂😂😂 Bill you're insane in the nicest way possible, I haven't had such a good laugh in a while..👍👍👍

  • @francesrichards3492
    @francesrichards3492 8 місяців тому +70

    Has Bill followed Joe's career?

    • @donhawthorne8493
      @donhawthorne8493 8 місяців тому +20

      Obviously not, but as a weak political comic, he probably sees the Plagiarist in Chief as a role model.

    • @Son0fFalse
      @Son0fFalse 8 місяців тому +7

      I don't know if it's age or the fact that he had 2 major aneurysms that he barely recovered from in the 90's

    • @MikeBarbarossa
      @MikeBarbarossa 8 місяців тому

      Saying Biden has done a good job? Sheesh Bill, that's some rich celeb bubble you live in
      Either that, or it's his extreme TDS that's forcing him to make this absurd take

    • @toriless
      @toriless 8 місяців тому +3

      NO!!!

    • @Beefnhammer
      @Beefnhammer 8 місяців тому +1

      Why would that matter?

  • @bimonsolivar8898
    @bimonsolivar8898 8 місяців тому +143

    "He got us out of Afghanistan." - Yeah, what a great job he did there!

    • @teresagunn4919
      @teresagunn4919 8 місяців тому +21

      Based on trumputins plan!

    • @markfrost2707
      @markfrost2707 8 місяців тому +12

      not as good as Trump talking about doing it--right? ALL conflicts end that way. google the fall of Saigon

    • @hew195050
      @hew195050 8 місяців тому +12

      Right? what a horrible sh## show. He should be tried for failure to keep innocent people alive! Not to mention the immediate taking over of the country and it’s people. Disgusting.

    • @dben842504
      @dben842504 8 місяців тому +1

      @@teresagunn4919 No that was Joe's plan. The military tried to tell him the way it should be handled, but Joe wanted to get out quickly to claim a victory on how he ended the war and brought the troops home. He could have had an orderly withdrawal removed our equipment or destroyed it. Can't blame that one on Trump. Joe has been one disaster after the other since he came into office.

    • @frozilla31
      @frozilla31 8 місяців тому

      ​@@hew195050was never our country to take in the first place. And any belief that the terrorists ever left is a hilarious thought. That was their home. We built up their army police and government. Wasted trillions of dollars over 20years for what? 2 presidents talked about it...Biden got it done. The Iraqi police and military lost on their own accord. We should have never invaded in the first place.... we should have had a more well thought out retaliation plan than what we had.

  • @gfs3salaz329
    @gfs3salaz329 8 місяців тому +73

    Sounds like somebody gave Bill the Kool aid.

    • @jeremyantworth5704
      @jeremyantworth5704 8 місяців тому +12

      Seriously? Biden has one foot in the grave.

    • @terrierqueen4091
      @terrierqueen4091 8 місяців тому

      @@jeremyantworth5704 And Trumputin is one election away from closing the sale of the U.S. to Russia.

    • @roseblake5803
      @roseblake5803 8 місяців тому +5

      @@jeremyantworth5704- I wonder where your feet are at, that’s something none of us can predict. Does Jimi Hendrix ring a bell. He was all of 27.

    • @jaobidan2358
      @jaobidan2358 8 місяців тому +7

      @@roseblake5803 You're so upset at the truth of it all that you made the worst possible analogy...In no way could Biden be compared to Jimi who overdosed on H. It's disrespectful to Jimi that you'd even compare him to Biden.

    • @roseblake5803
      @roseblake5803 8 місяців тому +3

      @@jaobidan2358 -Blah blah blah 🤖

  • @StevenCenname
    @StevenCenname 8 місяців тому +461

    Sorry Bill but I don’t believe Kamala would do better against Trump than Biden would

    • @stpackers
      @stpackers 8 місяців тому +33

      I agree kamala wouldn’t. But there r plenty of democrats like Jared Polis from Colorado who would be significantly stronger than Biden against trump.

    • @To_Live_Is_To_Suffer
      @To_Live_Is_To_Suffer 8 місяців тому

      @@stpackers No he definitely wouldn't... You honestly think Americans are going to elect an anti gun gay man?.. That's political suicide in this day and age.... He's been a decent governor of Colorado but definitely not presidential material.... You seen what happened with Hickenlooper

    • @TheProdiga1One
      @TheProdiga1One 8 місяців тому +53

      Who mentioned kamala? How about Gavin Newsom.

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 8 місяців тому +8

      @@TheProdiga1One ding, ding, ding!

    • @jimbob3030
      @jimbob3030 8 місяців тому +20

      Democracies are supposed to have primaries for this reason.

  • @david5544g
    @david5544g 8 місяців тому +8

    "When he starts buffering during his speech" is so mean but one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time... Take care.

  • @TheDuckofDoom.
    @TheDuckofDoom. 8 місяців тому +18

    One party demands icecream all the time and the other meat-lovers' pizza; and all the reasonable adults are like "Once in a while is tolerable, but neither is a healthy diet three meals a day every day."
    Until they figure that out we will just keep digging the hole deeper. And it really is a party level issue, their internal feedback mechanisms constantly catering to the most ignorant and emotionally driven segments of their respective bases.

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 8 місяців тому +24

    3:37 "Say what you want about Trump but he remembers Kanye's name."
    Ye[ah]? "Tim Apple" was just the tip of the iceberg.
    Look up _"Every Time That Donald Trump Couldn't Remember Someone's Name"._

    • @CCEkeke
      @CCEkeke 8 місяців тому +2

      But...but...he just said Tim Cook's name really fast before saying Apple!

    • @The_Real_Mier
      @The_Real_Mier 8 місяців тому

      @@CCEkeke😂😂😂😂

  • @andychen7818
    @andychen7818 8 місяців тому +877

    I agree with Bill. But at this point, we all know Biden is not going to drop out of the race and messages like this will only increase Trump's chance of winning.

    • @ckraynor1214
      @ckraynor1214 8 місяців тому +30

      oh, calm down. I want to see the rematch of Biden Vs Trump. As long as Grandpa campaigns from his basement like he did in 2020, he should still win. I mean, it happened once, it can happen again.

    • @jackied962
      @jackied962 8 місяців тому +25

      @@ckraynor1214 All it would take is the economy to hit a recession and Trump is President again. Is that really worth the risk?

    • @stevenwoodward5923
      @stevenwoodward5923 8 місяців тому +19

      Whenever I see this about Biden for not running is, what, democratic has the name recognition and voters backing to beat any republican nominee?

    • @scarpfish
      @scarpfish 8 місяців тому +13

      It would be nice if we had two fresh faces, but that isn't going to happen. A second term will be exceptionally rough on either of them, and that's why both parties making the proper VP choice is crucial.

    • @scarpfish
      @scarpfish 8 місяців тому +23

      @@jackied962 We can't stop a recession from happening, but I can assure you certain elements in Congress will try to manufacture one.

  • @waynewilliams7106
    @waynewilliams7106 8 місяців тому +114

    Biden a national treasure? I nearly stroked out when he said that.

    • @davidharper8500
      @davidharper8500 8 місяців тому +11

      Right!? How could anyone praise his accomplishments? Has he accomplished anything? Ever?

    • @JT-gi8rx
      @JT-gi8rx 8 місяців тому

      @@davidharper8500he accomplished the three strikes law in the 90’s, that put thousands of people behind bars for long or life sentences for petty, nonviolent offences, simply because it was their third offence.
      Trump fixed that during his term with the First Step Act, though.

    • @josephbifulco
      @josephbifulco 8 місяців тому

      @@davidharper8500 Live with your head is in the sand, like all trumpturds….
      Joe’s done great for the middle class, shame they need to be led around by their baby soul to see it.
      Try thinking for yourself.

    • @freebirdjackson5511
      @freebirdjackson5511 8 місяців тому +6

      BM has a intriguing relationship with reality….did he honestly say “national treasure”?

    • @jaygold4467
      @jaygold4467 8 місяців тому +12

      Yeah a treasure. Bury it.

  • @spy437
    @spy437 8 місяців тому +39

    That Kiss joke is gold

  • @genestippell1833
    @genestippell1833 5 місяців тому +1

    "I'm your captain, buzz aldrin..." That's freaking funny.

  • @JoshuaCary
    @JoshuaCary 7 місяців тому +3

    Dear Writers, you are the real unsung heroes. I know your credit and pat on the back comes in real time (pun intended) when you hear yhe belly laughs and applause from the audience. And perhaps it also comes from a scroll through the comment section when you see appreciation like this. Or from the golden awards you receive. In any case, here's a cheer, and a thread to acknowledge the cerebral and artistic work you consistently delivery.

  • @tommyfarrar7218
    @tommyfarrar7218 8 місяців тому +35

    The thing that we have to remember is that when the terms were set in stone, the life expectancy was so much less back then than it is today. I'm almost 70 and I sure can't do what I used to. Father time waits for no one, no matter what pills you take or what your yes people tell you.

    • @wayneantoniazzi2706
      @wayneantoniazzi2706 8 місяців тому

      There it is. I'm 70 myself and feel pretty darn good but I wouldn't run for office at my age. Once you pass 70 stuff happens, some bad, some not so bad, but it's going to happen sooner or later. And certainly the Founders saw no reason to come up with term limits and life expectency in those days was one of those reasons.
      Honestly, if Trump's the Republican nominee in 2024 (and a lot can happen in a year) I'll vote for him but I'd just as soon he didn't run, strictly on account of his age.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 8 місяців тому +3

      Not everyone ages the same, I have seen some very active 80 year olds. Some that aren't very active that are still very wise. #FloridaLife

    • @wayneantoniazzi2706
      @wayneantoniazzi2706 8 місяців тому

      @@flyrobin2544 No doubt. But the time does come when you have to get out of the way and let the rising generation take over. Many, if not most of these politicians who stick around as long as they do are doing so out of sheer ego, unwillingness to give up power, or the perks of that power.

    • @larrygarland3728
      @larrygarland3728 8 місяців тому

      @@wayneantoniazzi2706, You'll vote for him?!!!
      A "man" that has done more harm to this country than any other president in history?
      91 indictments! 2 impeachments?...(for good reason). His foul demeanor?
      You need to re-think your priorities!

    • @terrylight3086
      @terrylight3086 8 місяців тому

      ​@flyrobin2544 but the job itself is not bagging groceries. It is a stressful hard job that even a spry 80 year old will age 5 years faster each year. Day one you may be able to do it, but 680? Maybe not

  • @user-le4uj8dn2t
    @user-le4uj8dn2t 8 місяців тому +266

    Well, Bill, who do you suggest? Everyone’s always calling out the problems, but not offering any solutions.

    • @ct00001
      @ct00001 8 місяців тому +26

      Michelle Obama

    • @BigGoronSword
      @BigGoronSword 8 місяців тому +20

      Cory Booker

    • @tc699
      @tc699 8 місяців тому +11

      Pick a random, middle of the caucus senator or random governor... or random dog catcher. Seriously, almost anybody under 70 with a fully functioning brain and some experience would be a welcome change. Until that happens, Trump vs. Biden ... there is only one choice without ever worsening dementia: Trump. It has to be Trump 2024.

    • @davidtanner4262
      @davidtanner4262 8 місяців тому +12

      Grecthen Whitmir, Roy Cooper, John Hickenlooper, Jay Inslee, these are just the governors.

    • @KatharAtlantean
      @KatharAtlantean 8 місяців тому +43

      RFK Jr.

  • @maskedyoutuberchannelrevie8367
    @maskedyoutuberchannelrevie8367 8 місяців тому +5

    Did a good job pulling out of Afghanistan? Was he watching the same thing as the rest of us? To say that was a total disaster would be a understatement 😕

    • @rickedwards365
      @rickedwards365 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, it's time to lie about everything, because Maher and the rest of the progressive hacks in media are trying to insert their bias into another election.

  • @mikeneitte212
    @mikeneitte212 8 місяців тому +4

    Economy chugging? I will need to google that word..unless it means the economy is screwed..

  • @the_track_enthusiast
    @the_track_enthusiast 8 місяців тому +13

    Is Bill talking about himself? He’s almost 70 and turning bitter after Covid.

    • @fluteloop6737
      @fluteloop6737 8 місяців тому

      Bill isn't even remotely senile, and he's not the president. Sober up

    • @Beefnhammer
      @Beefnhammer 8 місяців тому

      Yeah except Bill isn't running for one of the most powerful political positions in the world.

    • @tarag7292
      @tarag7292 8 місяців тому +1

      Bill turned bitter after the 2016 election when Hilary lost. Because young people didn't vote for her in troves because they supported Bernie, he has been bitter ever since. Notice how his new rule segments are him whining about the younger generations and the left mostly.
      He has always criticized both fairly, but now his show skews to primarily whining about the left. And when he does criticize the right, it's a set up to criticize the left.
      I used to watch and enjoy Bill Maher, now I can't take him anymore. I come back occasionally to see if he has eased up on his bitterness, but he hasn't. It's sad. He's an old man yelling at kids to get off of his lawn essentially.

    • @fluteloop6737
      @fluteloop6737 8 місяців тому

      @@tarag7292 speaking of whining...wahhh

    • @tarag7292
      @tarag7292 8 місяців тому

      @@fluteloop6737 Yeah, I'd be crying too if I had to be you. Luckily, I'm not. 😂😅

  • @ChaineYTXF
    @ChaineYTXF 8 місяців тому +5

    Solid writing on this one. Particularly good.👍

    • @rickedwards365
      @rickedwards365 8 місяців тому

      BS writing on this one by a bunch of progressive propagandists.

  • @ReverseUnicorn
    @ReverseUnicorn 8 місяців тому +34

    Turmp just confused Jeb and George Bush,a nd claimed he won against Obama. Maybe focus on his gaffs and whine about Trump being too old. REPEATEDLY. MAKE IT TRUE. You can do it. I believe in you BIll.

    • @pattytheseeker8902
      @pattytheseeker8902 8 місяців тому

      Yep!!! Trump has dementia!!!

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 8 місяців тому +9

      Claimed he prevented WWII. Blamed JEB for starting the war in Iraq.

    • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
      @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 8 місяців тому

      Bill seems to be convinced that stopping the democrats is stopping wokeness, and that it's more important than stopping fascism

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 8 місяців тому

      Republican voters need to get behind Ron and he would destroy Joey boy in the general. Problem solved

    • @ReverseUnicorn
      @ReverseUnicorn 8 місяців тому

      @@BishopWalters12 No the wooden moron wouldn't. His complete LOSS to the mouse and his focus on "the WOKE" doesn't appeal to the masses.

  • @bridgetb9899
    @bridgetb9899 8 місяців тому +11

    Bill doesn't know when to quit 🙄

    • @newsomeassoc
      @newsomeassoc 8 місяців тому +2

      Neither does Biden. Bill is just calling it like it is.

    • @juleswinnfield616
      @juleswinnfield616 8 місяців тому

      ​@newsomeassoc but to what end? Is "keeping it real" worth another Trump term?

    • @newsomeassoc
      @newsomeassoc 8 місяців тому

      @@juleswinnfield616 its pretty clear that nobody including 606% of democrats wants Biden. I think most people just want to get past Biden and Trump but thats gonna take 5 more years. It is what it is. The fact is, besides Trumps personality, things were just better in America under him. I don't care for either but things were just better and cheaper.

  • @TheJackster-tl8oi
    @TheJackster-tl8oi 4 місяці тому

    “He got us out of Afghanistan.”
    Yeah, after leaving behind enough of our military equipment to assemble a militia 😂

  • @bighappygomateshwara8794
    @bighappygomateshwara8794 8 місяців тому

    Some Raptosaurus still remembers Biden hunting him with a bow and arrow !!

  • @blaze556922
    @blaze556922 8 місяців тому +152

    I'll take old and sane over old and unhinged

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 8 місяців тому +5

      Me too. But it's the rest of the voters I'm worried about.
      I'd be a lot less worried if the VP was Newsom.

    • @tracyschaub1187
      @tracyschaub1187 8 місяців тому +2

      Me too🎉

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 8 місяців тому

      Sane? He abused his daughter and touches women on camera. Open your eyes to your Joey boy.

    • @soliniv1411
      @soliniv1411 8 місяців тому

      Sadly the majority doesnt want old and sane that look like skeletal remains, we better start getting ready for another 4 years of trump and another coup

    • @MrTimberwolfsden
      @MrTimberwolfsden 8 місяців тому +3

      Joe barely won, given that the energy is so different. The people that came out to vote against Trump aren't coming out in the same numbers. I think Trump takes this

  • @edwardgobbo9685
    @edwardgobbo9685 8 місяців тому +41

    It is an opinion. And that is the one thing I like about Maher. But while I appreciate his sarcasm and comedy, in this, I do not agree on his judgement in this takedown of Biden. I would prefer other people run, but the 'corporate office' isnt letting that happen. I disagree with the 'corporate control' over the machinery of the Democratic leadership, which always seems to get some basic realities wrong, like their own mission statement. And if one thing were to sum up how the Democrats gets stuff wrong, it would be that logical, well reasoned arguments do not sway angry, deluded, ignorant and fearful people.
    A little pathos, please, and attack the Republicans obvious lack of morality in almost everything, and do it with righteous indignation.

    • @teresabenson3385
      @teresabenson3385 8 місяців тому

      Attacking people doesn't change their minds. But if the Dems would start shutting down the ultra progressives, a lot of people who vote Trump as a reaction to drag queen story hour, 36th-week abortions, and uncontrolled borders might just stay at home election night. Why are the Dems so reluctant to stake out the center? Bill Clinton pulled it off very well.

    • @xhagast
      @xhagast 8 місяців тому

      Exactly. It is an opinion. It is supported by facts and it is reasonable. You can argue against it and be right. Or wrong. My point is that nowadays it is rare to see opinions like this. Usually the other guy's opinion is that Trump is King Cyrus. Or that Bill Maher is an isnt and a phobe and a Republican. It is refreshing to hear sense.

    • @tropistan7735
      @tropistan7735 8 місяців тому +1

      You are going to have to list those reasoned arguments that democrats make because when you look at the state of Oakland, Philadelphia (just the past two days), Chicago, Seattle, Oregon, reasoned is really not the word to associate with the party anymore.

    • @vdoggydogg3922
      @vdoggydogg3922 8 місяців тому

      This is not a takedown, he is being nice. He is ignoring the 800 lb gorilla in the room as to why he should not be president again.

    • @newsomeassoc
      @newsomeassoc 8 місяців тому

      That is a truly ludicrous statement.

  • @sonyaweir1135
    @sonyaweir1135 8 місяців тому +5

    Motto. "I hate being a moderate." But i know why i am.

  • @pedrolondon7
    @pedrolondon7 8 місяців тому +32

    Well said bill - can't believe that's the best America can do

    • @Puffsdad
      @Puffsdad 8 місяців тому +1

      Who else ya got?

    • @dishmanw
      @dishmanw 8 місяців тому +6

      It's not. It's just that the best doesn't want to deal with the "shit show" of American politics.

    • @stevewarwick2103
      @stevewarwick2103 8 місяців тому

      Says the guy in London.

    • @TheDeven1000
      @TheDeven1000 8 місяців тому +1

      It’s not the best we can do, it’s just the best they will allow us to do

  • @dazcleveland5041
    @dazcleveland5041 8 місяців тому +11

    Bill just likes planting one of these so if he does end up being Correct in the future he can hit you with the "I told you so"

  • @coryreedrobbins
    @coryreedrobbins 8 місяців тому +8

    What a dispicable ending to your season's opening show!

    • @coryreedrobbins
      @coryreedrobbins 8 місяців тому

      This is such a BS argument anyway - if the Republicans wouldn’t Let Obama place Merrick Garland on the court,why would you think that Mitch McConnell would bring Ruth Bader Ginsburg replacement up for a vote?!??

  • @mikefabbi5127
    @mikefabbi5127 8 місяців тому +1

    The clown seals are a bit uncertain but seal along and get that treat.

  • @Skeletal33
    @Skeletal33 8 місяців тому +6

    “Got us out of Afghanistan, helped Ukraine” ahahahahaha

  • @svscared
    @svscared 8 місяців тому +87

    It's still hard for me to believe that Bill flipped on this issue relatively quick.

    • @Ocanepa01
      @Ocanepa01 8 місяців тому +24

      I don't think Bill flipped on Biden, I think he is being realistic about what he sees from our current President. I voted for Biden but I won't be doing the same in 2024, hopefully, we get a younger President who can tackle the current social problems we are having.

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads 8 місяців тому

      Biden acts like he has dementia lately, that could be a reason

    • @DMac-gh7cy
      @DMac-gh7cy 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Ocanepa01So you're going to vote for Trump??

    • @DMac-gh7cy
      @DMac-gh7cy 8 місяців тому

      Bill Maher has proven himself to be a SCAB.

    • @Rob_Cary
      @Rob_Cary 8 місяців тому +22

      Bill flips on every issue quick when it serves his purpose.

  • @PieOrCake1974
    @PieOrCake1974 8 місяців тому +117

    Joe rides a bicycle. The Donald rides a golf cart while eating McDonalds. Which of these two do you suppose is fitter and healthier?

    • @LazarusSlade
      @LazarusSlade 8 місяців тому +23

      Joe fell off his bike and we never saw him ride a bike again.

    • @kristennicole5080
      @kristennicole5080 8 місяців тому +10

      Which one do you suppose appears healthier? The one who publicly fell OFF a bike and can’t handle stairs or the one who rides around on a golf cart (while playing golf)?

    • @tacoheadmakenzie9311
      @tacoheadmakenzie9311 8 місяців тому +11

      ​...while hitting the ball into the woods and claiming that he got another hole in one😂

    • @donnagale8438
      @donnagale8438 8 місяців тому +14

      ​@@LazarusSladewrong...he is still riding his bike

    • @stiffori
      @stiffori 8 місяців тому

      @@LazarusSlade Oh no! Clutch me pearls!

  • @coloradoseabee
    @coloradoseabee 6 місяців тому +1

    Got us out of Afghanistan and into Ukraine and Israel. 😂

  • @user-hm4hh1dq5g
    @user-hm4hh1dq5g 8 місяців тому +2

    So well stated.

  • @jlobiafra
    @jlobiafra 8 місяців тому +34

    The trump kiss comparison was hilarious 😂

  • @darrylds
    @darrylds 8 місяців тому +22

    I'm still laughing about the Buffering, HILARIOUS... I don't agree with premise but that was really funny.

    • @volcryndarkstar3283
      @volcryndarkstar3283 8 місяців тому +4

      The premise was that Mitch McConnell is too old for his position. How can you not agree with that? Look at him.

    • @indonesiaamerica7050
      @indonesiaamerica7050 8 місяців тому

      @@volcryndarkstar3283 Nobody cares if politicians in Congress die in office. The Oval Office is an entirely different question but false equivalence is the specialty of the Marxist brain. I mean, WTF would anyone car if Congress can't meet for a day, a week, a month, or even a year if the Executive Branch is a properly functioning institution? The only reason we need Congress is to hold the Executive Branch in check. When's the last time they ever properly did that?

  • @ryancalhoun2910
    @ryancalhoun2910 8 місяців тому +28

    This is spot on. RBG's legacy truly means nothing now because of what she did not leaving when she should have.

    • @nyctom08
      @nyctom08 8 місяців тому +4

      She literally set woman's rights back 60 years.

    • @bradcrosier1332
      @bradcrosier1332 8 місяців тому

      @@nyctom08 - And helped return the Constitution to its rightful place as our fundamental governing document, rather than her inane ideas.
      Good bless her egomaniacal little self, she did the best thing she could for the country: prevent that sack of crap Obama from appointing a progressive activist wacko to the court - the best thing she ever did on the bench! Hopefully Joe follows her lead.

    • @DavianSinner
      @DavianSinner 8 місяців тому +1

      RGB, I thought her legacy was the color outputs on my TV set.

    • @bradcrosier1332
      @bradcrosier1332 8 місяців тому +1

      @@DavianSinner - 🤣 - Which was quickly superseded by other, FAR more accurate and effective standards, just like she was!

    • @lastfm4477
      @lastfm4477 8 місяців тому

      @@nyctom08 You know she thought Roe v. Wade was as poor legal decision, right? Even RGB knew it was legislating from the bench.

  • @jamsb100
    @jamsb100 8 місяців тому +22

    The show is Always so incredibly well written!

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 8 місяців тому +42

    Age? Pick a lane, Bill.

    • @peggymccabe5090
      @peggymccabe5090 8 місяців тому +3

      Thankyou he's turning Elitist

    • @robellett8156
      @robellett8156 8 місяців тому +3

      He very clearly said it's case by case

    • @marquettegloves9907
      @marquettegloves9907 8 місяців тому

      ​@@robellett8156 that's bullshit. I've seen Bill defending Biden for years when it comes to ageism. Anytime someone would bring up Biden's mental acuity he would throw a fit and scream ageism. This is a clear and absolute change of direction by Bill...

  • @FarrierNoire
    @FarrierNoire 8 місяців тому +2

    "if this was 1860, when Joe first ran.." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @qw504
    @qw504 8 місяців тому +167

    I don’t understand this argument. Yes, Joe Biden is old, but I hate to be the bearer of bad news. But Donald Trump is old too.

    • @vdoggydogg3922
      @vdoggydogg3922 8 місяців тому +38

      but Joe acts old...he explained it nicely.

    • @2Bluzin
      @2Bluzin 8 місяців тому

      @@vdoggydogg3922 Trump does that too. "Democrats are going to start WW2" , "I beat Obama in 2016" - Donald J. Trump.

    • @jordyb57
      @jordyb57 8 місяців тому +27

      Bill addresses this exactly at 3:50

    • @latsnojokelee6434
      @latsnojokelee6434 8 місяців тому +22

      Actually, Biden can ride a bicycle and Trump can barely walk down a ramp, so I’m not sure why Bill Maher is selling this idea that Joe is old and Trump isn’t.

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 8 місяців тому

      American democratic voters seem to have their priorities mixed up sometimes. It's all fun and games until Trump gets re-elected and the USA ceases to be a Democracy.

  • @AlexM-uo9gk
    @AlexM-uo9gk 8 місяців тому +12

    "Return to normalcy"? Bill lost it.

  • @Eldanogrande
    @Eldanogrande 8 місяців тому

    Normalcy? I just spent $9 for four sticks of butter.

  • @Ronaldinho1996
    @Ronaldinho1996 8 місяців тому +24

    I like Joe but I am honestly a bit worried his age will be his demise in 24. a thought of a trump return makes me sick. but incumbency has its advantages. and biden is always underestimated and manages to rise to the occasion. i hope and pray he stays in good health until the election.

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 8 місяців тому

      Joe has been a garbage President, Americans need to understand that the 2024 election doesn't have to be Trump vs Biden again.

    • @bscar
      @bscar 8 місяців тому

      They could do with Biden what they did with Feinstien and parade him around in a wheelchair- looking like death already won- to cast votes just days before he passes away nd doesn't even realize he's doing anything

    • @matthewrider5906
      @matthewrider5906 8 місяців тому +2

      I'm not joking! If he could get a Taylor Swift endorsement, it'd be game over!💯 #FoodForThought

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 8 місяців тому

      @@matthewrider5906 LOL

  • @tomdestryjr.4261
    @tomdestryjr.4261 8 місяців тому +131

    The problem as I see it is that if Biden doesn't run, who the hell is going to run in his place AND beat Trump? I don't see another viable candidate anywhere.

    • @jesusherrera342
      @jesusherrera342 8 місяців тому +15

      What are your thoughts on Gavin Newsom and Mark Milley as his running mate?

    • @A.G.P.115
      @A.G.P.115 8 місяців тому

      Trump is just as bad, to bad Bill doesn't mention that.

    • @edwardsnyder2107
      @edwardsnyder2107 8 місяців тому +11

      Michelle Obama

    • @rob2112rob
      @rob2112rob 8 місяців тому

      Pathetic that Dems are in this situation…pathetic! I’m leaving the party and voting Green. Fuck it!

    • @josephscali7482
      @josephscali7482 8 місяців тому +11

      Marianne Williamson, RFK Jr., or Gavin Newsom. any of them will have a stronger chance to beat Trump.

  • @ge2623
    @ge2623 8 місяців тому +3

    But if Biden isn't President again, who will set the price of gas? 😆

    • @toriless
      @toriless 8 місяців тому +1

      OPEC, just like past half a century, fool!!

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 8 місяців тому

      @@toriless So OPEC pumps the oil from the ground, refines it into gasoline, etc, puts it on tankers, ships it to the U.S. distributes it via rail and trucks to every service station in the country, then calls or emails Apu at the Squirt-N-Scram and tells him the price they want to charge. Fascinating.

  • @umakegoodcookies
    @umakegoodcookies 6 місяців тому +1

    Bill, the last acceptable prejudice is against short men.

  • @augustus331
    @augustus331 8 місяців тому +58

    This is what Bill always does, like with the climate, environment, covid and whatever, he just pisses on how something is awful and bad, but he never points towards any solution.
    In a previous "new rules" he said that in 1980, 42% of electrictiy in the US came from coal and that in 2020 it was 39%, *failing* to point out that US energy consumption had increased *sevenfold* in that period.

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon 8 місяців тому +4

      Weirdly enough, while he usually does not point towards a solution, he did this time: running a younger candidate, such as 'any 50ish with a D next to their name'. However, the salient point is Bill's job isn't to provide solutions, it's to provide entertaining commentary. Bill Maher is not a politician, he's not running for office and he hasn't been elected. He's a comedian.

    • @Charlie-xc6mb
      @Charlie-xc6mb 8 місяців тому +5

      Does his being a comedian require him to be wrong? As he so often is. Comedy works much better when the comedian's takes are plausible.

    • @sharmapk4514
      @sharmapk4514 8 місяців тому +4

      You do know how 'percentage' works, right?

    • @thomashooks5571
      @thomashooks5571 8 місяців тому

      Bill is a contrarian.

    • @AuraysTimelessChannel
      @AuraysTimelessChannel 8 місяців тому

      Solutions? He's a comedian. This is all for fun. If you go to people like Bill Maher for solutions to our most pressing issues, you have your own pressing issues to address.
      There are plenty of people with solutions. Most of them are falsely labeled alt right.

  • @marksadler5799
    @marksadler5799 8 місяців тому +87

    100% agree. Taking it a step further. We need term limits and mandatory retirement age. Say 67...ok 70. But no more Grassley's, Ginsburg's, Feinstein's, McConnel's etc. There will always be someone available to take their place and move the ball forward with a higher degree of ability. Put country first for change.

    • @bluemarlin8138
      @bluemarlin8138 8 місяців тому +3

      Term limits: good. Mandatory retirement age: bad.

    • @mikemaricle9941
      @mikemaricle9941 8 місяців тому +6

      @@bluemarlin8138 The office of President does have term limits.

    • @jimba6486
      @jimba6486 8 місяців тому +2

      Finstein has expired since your post.

    • @TheCommanderjoe
      @TheCommanderjoe 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@bluemarlin8138whys mandatory retirement age bad

    • @johnlott518
      @johnlott518 8 місяців тому +10

      I think the only reason the founders didn't put term limits in the constitution is because it was ridiculous at the time to think that people would make a lifelong career out of public service. I agree with you on this. Age limits, and term limits will bring fresh new ideas an energy to the halls of government. When I heard feinstein handed power of attorney to her daughter, but was still a sitting member of congress, I nearly lost my mind. That, and the idiot from Texas who thought Guam would tip over if we put too many people on it, make me worry about elections in general.

  • @grahammcbean6362
    @grahammcbean6362 8 місяців тому +1

    Return to normalcy? Who are you kidding?

  • @WeyrleaderZor
    @WeyrleaderZor 8 місяців тому +1

    "The vast majority just vote for the D or the R"

  • @meggastar1
    @meggastar1 8 місяців тому +178

    Bill makes a great point about Biden messing up LL Cool J’s name, because Trump never butchered names on a disturbingly regular basis- just ask Tim Apple.😂😂

    • @dben842504
      @dben842504 8 місяців тому

      There is a much larger problem with Joe Biden than messing up names, it's called early onset dementia, or cognitive decline.

    • @gosselinluke
      @gosselinluke 8 місяців тому +10

      Whataboutism

    • @JMG_86
      @JMG_86 8 місяців тому +2

      _"I tell ya, that boy has ..."_

    • @itskarl7575
      @itskarl7575 8 місяців тому +1

      Or Steve McCarthy

    • @itskarl7575
      @itskarl7575 8 місяців тому +11

      @@gosselinluke "Whataboutism" is an accusation you can level when your argument _isn't_ hypocritical to begin with. It _isn't_ "whataboutism" when you correctly point out that the accusation made by the opposition applies in equal measure _to_ the opposition.

  • @calcifur
    @calcifur 8 місяців тому +6

    Wow Bill really flipped hard on this one.

    • @jordyb57
      @jordyb57 8 місяців тому +2

      Not really…

    • @joek4796
      @joek4796 8 місяців тому

      It's called the truth

    • @calcifur
      @calcifur 8 місяців тому

      @@jordyb57 he's spent 3 years yelling at anyone not willing to choke down Bidens vanilla pudding pop. It's a flip, but a welcome one.

  • @ajsorensen2585
    @ajsorensen2585 8 місяців тому +6

    Joe isn't running in 2024, he's going to walk, slowly 😂

    • @ocox8659
      @ocox8659 8 місяців тому +2

      And then fall down the stairs

    • @TubenIt83
      @TubenIt83 8 місяців тому

      Or fall up the stairs.

  • @BarbaraatQueensAvenueTarot
    @BarbaraatQueensAvenueTarot 8 місяців тому

    Buffering! BWAHAHAHA!

  • @TheOsamaBahama
    @TheOsamaBahama 8 місяців тому +38

    I remember people underestimating Biden during the primaries. Then again in the general. Then again in the midterms. People keep underestimating the guy.

    • @SirKidYubYub
      @SirKidYubYub 8 місяців тому +5

      Biden is not running a damn thing. I'd say, don't underestimate his handlers... namely, Obama.

    • @notadummy2
      @notadummy2 8 місяців тому

      It's not Biden.
      It is Obammy and his Cadre of commies who stole this country.

    • @johnsozio9154
      @johnsozio9154 8 місяців тому

      @@notadummy2 wait. Republicans want to ban books and democrats are the commies. Right

    • @mytwosense9135
      @mytwosense9135 8 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂
      You think that was all him do you!?
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bannor99
      @bannor99 8 місяців тому

      Biden barely won last time; it came down to about 40 thousand voters in 3 states and that was when he had a 4 point lead over Trump. Right now Biden DISapproval rating is 56%; he hasn't been at break-even since Aug 2021!
      If it comes down to Biden v Trump again, Sleepy Joe is going to lose.

  • @BatmanHQYT
    @BatmanHQYT 8 місяців тому +26

    That Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis line and the "centuries of experience" joke were gold.

  • @jhull5870
    @jhull5870 8 місяців тому +140

    Voters think Biden is too old because that seems to be all the media keeps talking about nonstop. Bill included. Bill you're doing Trump a great favor.

    • @carlb1409
      @carlb1409 8 місяців тому +14

      EXACTLY!!!!!! But also this is actually a 180 for Bill. He's done other show segments defending the age of Biden specifically. And that he was the only one who could beat Trump.

    • @miraamshah
      @miraamshah 8 місяців тому

      News flash: HE IS OLD AND DEMENTED AND CORRUPT AF!

    • @friggasring
      @friggasring 8 місяців тому

      Agreed.
      Also, last week, Trump was talking about how he beat George Bush, Jeb, Obama, and Clinton. And that Biden was going to get us into WWII.
      Sorry if I don't think "80 year old white man can't remember rapper's stage name" is that big of a deal.

    • @njpme
      @njpme 8 місяців тому

      Well maybe because he's fucking old! He's 80 years old for God sake, a damn geriatric. The retirement age in the U.S is about 67, and we have this old fool that stumbles over his words, and wanders off into space

    • @laartwork
      @laartwork 8 місяців тому

      And Trump is saying he beat Obama and Jeb Bush started The Gulf War. That needs to be pointed out. It's a sign of dementia and Biden is a lifelong stutterer.

  • @theJimmer66
    @theJimmer66 8 місяців тому +1

    "Handled Ukraine, got the economy chugging" ?????? Give me a f'n break, man.

  • @nickbarcheck1019
    @nickbarcheck1019 8 місяців тому +109

    I'd rather have a smart 100 year old than a dumb 50 year old.

    • @missygoldstein12
      @missygoldstein12 8 місяців тому +5

      they are both absurd options in a country of 300 million.

    • @DickNasty480
      @DickNasty480 8 місяців тому +1

      Biden isn't smart- he failed the 4th grade.

    • @mattkess3156
      @mattkess3156 8 місяців тому +1

      Neither of them are smart lol. Biden’s legitimacy rests upon the fact he was Obama’s VP because a young black Senator couldn’t be trusted without some old, failed Dixiecrat to assure the swing states. Biden is literally the modern version of what LBJ was to JFK. Biden struck out hard like 4 times before he won in 2020. Anything good he has done is by no means a brainchild of his in any way. Him and Trump are an embarrassing race to the bottom for the US

    • @jacobpetersen5662
      @jacobpetersen5662 8 місяців тому

      He's not smart

    • @andregreen8040
      @andregreen8040 8 місяців тому

      Those two would be absurd options in a country of 3 @@missygoldstein12

  • @Scott-us8bl
    @Scott-us8bl 8 місяців тому

    Mc connell looks if he is looking for the care home dining room

  • @jayh1391
    @jayh1391 8 місяців тому +188

    If it comes down to Old vs Crazy, I'll pick Old to run our country.

    • @eemoogee160
      @eemoogee160 8 місяців тому

      He's still the same tool of war-mongering oligarchs.

    • @mbill1578
      @mbill1578 8 місяців тому +5

      pick a worthy candidate....FOR THE PEOPLE

    • @AintGotNoSolstice
      @AintGotNoSolstice 8 місяців тому +14

      The “young one” is 77 ffs

    • @hollygolightly7475
      @hollygolightly7475 8 місяців тому

      Yeh right he’s done an embarrassing horrible job! Illegal migrants which btw he has ignored totally! Economy tanked! He’s the worse president ever since Jimmy Carter and jimmys looking good next to him! Bidens the worst

    • @scarpfish
      @scarpfish 8 місяців тому +12

      The particular crazy in question is also old himself which makes that decision that much easier.

  • @Joshesmoov
    @Joshesmoov 8 місяців тому +51

    Did Bill just call out Biden for mispronouncing LL Cool J, whilst, himself referring to him as LO Cool J? 😂

    • @toptenguy1
      @toptenguy1 8 місяців тому

      At least Maher didn't call him "boy". lol

    • @beatricemoncrief8794
      @beatricemoncrief8794 8 місяців тому +10

      Ruth Bader Maher? He comes across like an old curmudgeon lately.

    • @beverleybuchanan1293
      @beverleybuchanan1293 8 місяців тому +6

      @@beatricemoncrief8794 I agree! The "masking" thing that he is still crying about is getting very very old!

    • @A.G.P.115
      @A.G.P.115 8 місяців тому

      ​@@toptenguy1but he did sort of...

    • @retsukaioh4571
      @retsukaioh4571 8 місяців тому

      The part of the name is no big deal, is the "boy" part that was a young Biden flashback with his racial jungle and going to KKK funerals the real issue.

  • @desertstar223
    @desertstar223 8 місяців тому +59

    "McConnell served Satan well" and "1860 when Joe first ran" Man, I'm still laughing!

    • @user-ew3it6qd4d
      @user-ew3it6qd4d 8 місяців тому +4

      get a life if you found this funny

    • @Theirishcannoli
      @Theirishcannoli 8 місяців тому

      ​@@user-ew3it6qd4dit was funny it was a joke. Consider getting one yourself?

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 8 місяців тому

      It was funny. Now I've got to get back to my life, such as it is. I'm sure it in no way compares with the scintillating jet-set antics of ew3it6qd4d.

    • @iceescape
      @iceescape 8 місяців тому

      surely a user with a handle ew3it6qd4d can't be a bot or a troll /s

    • @desertstar223
      @desertstar223 8 місяців тому

      @@user-ew3it6qd4d can you do something funny please. stop breathing.

  • @DeadBoy665
    @DeadBoy665 8 місяців тому

    This is a comparison to a Banana Republic towards a true constitutional republic and he would rather have a Banana Republic and the people's true vote.

  • @andysharp9635
    @andysharp9635 8 місяців тому

    No-one on his staff told him that the Biden/Ginsberg picture just looks like Bill Maher???

  • @realrich7509
    @realrich7509 8 місяців тому +195

    Now, if a republican would state the same thing as Maher about trump. We can move on from this bs

    • @latsnojokelee6434
      @latsnojokelee6434 8 місяців тому

      But they’re not going to because the current narrative from the Republican party is that the Democrats are trying to get rid of Biden. So Bill’s just feeding into their fantasy.

    • @Acoto
      @Acoto 8 місяців тому

      Maher told 9 lies and 1 truth about Biden, the once truth being he's too senile to be president. Trump doesn't have that problem.

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 8 місяців тому +6

      It would have to actually have an effect and work. Then we could. (to an extent. The division is too great to repair quickly. We are broken)

    • @Malt454
      @Malt454 8 місяців тому +8

      But even the people running against Trump hesitate to criticize Trump.

    • @boschblue
      @boschblue 8 місяців тому

      There are a few Republicans who hate Trump. But they are even more unpopular among the Republican base as Bill Maher is among the Democrat base.

  • @mrrational2046
    @mrrational2046 8 місяців тому +47

    Thank you for being the only center left mainstream media on saying this!

    • @cowtzu
      @cowtzu 8 місяців тому +8

      "Center left" when democrats are already right of center is pretty gross

    • @vannavanity1195
      @vannavanity1195 8 місяців тому

      Others are pointing it out. Biden looked the same in 2020. Problem for the critics of Biden is that Trump punked everyone except him. Special elections and the failed "Red Wave" that Maher believed in didn't materialize either. There's a silent majority in this country that isn't going to elect election deniers. Trump is the chief one among them. Not to mention he hasn't been convicted

    • @blaze556922
      @blaze556922 8 місяців тому

      Center-left might as well be Republican. He's doing a huge disservice to all of us and the country. Vote for Biden or you're wasting your vote

    • @giantsr1eva
      @giantsr1eva 8 місяців тому

      @@cowtzu
      Exactly, it’s like Bill Maher said that we need a left party, we don’t have one of those.

  • @BacklineComedy
    @BacklineComedy 8 місяців тому

    you really missed the pun of Ruth Biden Ginsberg..

  • @dudebromcfrattington6488
    @dudebromcfrattington6488 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm chud-lite but post-writer's strike, I think these jokes were excellent and marred by Maher's delivery. Credit where credit is due.

    • @paulinechapman5669
      @paulinechapman5669 7 місяців тому

      This is so great as a play on words…sad no one realized it..good on ya..🇨🇦

  • @michaelkellar438
    @michaelkellar438 8 місяців тому +7

    If Obama wasn't able to get his supreme court pick of Merrit Garland, how would he have been able to pick one for Ruth Bader Ginsburg if she retired?

    • @marionunez5713
      @marionunez5713 8 місяців тому

      Obama asked Ruth to retire at a time when the Democrats were the majority in the Senate so that another liberal would take her place.

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman 8 місяців тому

      Obama wanted her to retire earlier in his term, when the Dems controlled the Senate.

    • @Goawaykidyoubotherme
      @Goawaykidyoubotherme 8 місяців тому

      Ya. Not like Harry Reid was fond of the nuclear option or Anything. Not like the Democrats controlled the Senate during Obama's second term or anything. Right?

  • @kingbooty
    @kingbooty 8 місяців тому +96

    Joe can do the job. And Joe stays the F off my television plus everyday headlines. So just vote.

    • @Ryan-oq7oq
      @Ryan-oq7oq 8 місяців тому +1

      You can turn it off or not watch . Just because TV says bad doesn't make it true . Critical thinking used to be a strong trait in American society .

    • @Q5000
      @Q5000 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@Ryan-oq7oq No it wasn't.

    • @RM-jb2bv
      @RM-jb2bv 8 місяців тому

      He stays off your tv bc the leftist media refuses to cover what a corrupt, decrepit embarrassing disaster he is.
      You should change the station every once in a while.

    • @shogreene9215
      @shogreene9215 8 місяців тому

      Elder abusers want geriatrics to take us down with them on their last legs

  • @falconform
    @falconform 8 місяців тому +20

    You’ve gotta give Bill’s writers a chance to warm up. Next episode will be great.

    • @6040nick
      @6040nick 8 місяців тому +4

      I thought this was extremely funny, the highlight of the show..

    • @katrenco
      @katrenco 8 місяців тому

      😂

    • @fluteloop6737
      @fluteloop6737 8 місяців тому

      Is it still that hard to admit Biden is senile and idiotic, a liability in every sense of the word?

  • @daprovocateur
    @daprovocateur 8 місяців тому +4

    Can you imagine a national campaign of Gavin Newsom vs Donald Trump?? Newsom would destroy him any day of the week!

  • @jackangel4502
    @jackangel4502 8 місяців тому +23

    @3:40 Incorrect, Bill Maher--3 examples from Trump: 1) Tim "Apple", 2) "The ORANGES of the investigation, 3) "The ANOMINOUS, the anomalous, the ananalalamous...". Trump's mind is definitely in decline!!!

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 8 місяців тому +2

      "They sacrifice every day for the furniture ... and future ... of their children."

    • @gappsanon4869
      @gappsanon4869 8 місяців тому +2

      As I remember it, he was referring to evolution, saying "The ORANGES of Species"

    • @latsnojokelee6434
      @latsnojokelee6434 8 місяців тому +3

      Don’t forget that during the revolutionary war, we protected the airports.

    • @tacoheadmakenzie9311
      @tacoheadmakenzie9311 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@latsnojokelee6434...and we did such a good job of it that no one even dared to fly again until 1903!

    • @yegfreethinker
      @yegfreethinker 8 місяців тому +1

      Exactly what I thought

  • @KenE252525
    @KenE252525 8 місяців тому +23

    Wait, what?! Now you can be too old but for the last 4 years Bill's been saying that's ageist and older is better. Just suddenly now he's too old? On what number of days does that happen?

    • @tmlms1313
      @tmlms1313 8 місяців тому +3

      Did you even listen? Biden can do the job just fine. Running for POTUS is a totally different thing.

    • @AcidWords1
      @AcidWords1 8 місяців тому +2

      Come on, he's clearly too old for the job. I would argue that he was 4 years ago, but he's went down hill considerably.

    • @AGirlHasNoName829
      @AGirlHasNoName829 8 місяців тому

      ..boy, twisted yourself in a pretzel to come up with that, yes?

    • @thewolfdoctor761
      @thewolfdoctor761 8 місяців тому +7

      @@AcidWords1 For being too old for the job, Biden has accomplished a lot.

    • @hollygolightly7475
      @hollygolightly7475 8 місяців тому

      There’s 80 year old mick jagger singing and running on stage and there’s Biden stumbling bumbling feeble 2 different 80 year olds bidens clearly cooked and mick did a lot of drugs-

  • @dishman1966
    @dishman1966 8 місяців тому

    He has done well??? 😂…are we watching the same movie?

  • @merlinnwolffe8534
    @merlinnwolffe8534 8 місяців тому +7

    This is one of the best examples of sarcasm I've ever seen or heard. What? You mean herr maher is SERIOUS? God help us all.

    • @JohnSmith-ns6dp
      @JohnSmith-ns6dp 8 місяців тому

      He is praising Biden’s Afghanistan failure as a win?