Trump and Biden Gear Up to Debate, Louisiana Puts Ten Commandments in Schools & Santos on OnlyFans
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Summer is finally here, Biden and Trump are gearing up for their first debate of the year next week, the cattle call for who will be Trump’s #2 is heating up, the Governor of Louisiana signed a law that require the Ten Commandments to be posted in every public school classroom in the state, George Santos is on Only Fans now, Rudy Giuliani is selling coffee and accessories, Jimmy catches Guillermo celebrating his last show of the summer in the greenroom, and this week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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This debate is gonna be bonkers.
like a long slow SNL skit
Biden will tear him apart
So was u
@@Mnil52 Good one 😂
It will be like Gandalf debating Gollum - I can't wait!
OMG, the Brewdy segment will go down in history! Thank you Jimmy.
Take care Jimmy. Spend allot of time with family and blessing to your son.
Omg the Brewdy bit deserves an award. When the coffee started running down...😂😂😂
Whatever fever dreams inspired the writers - Thank You!!!
Omg, I can't stop watching it! Chef's kiss! 👌🤣
I will miss Jimmy and his awesome monologues! September can not come soon enough to have him back!
Will miss you Jimmy, won’t be the same without you ❤
Hi - can you tell me how long summer break goes for ? (rgds New Zealand)
@@joanne4758I can only speak for school summer break-here it’s 6weeks.
Oh no. I'm going to miss you Jimmy 😢. Have a great summer with your family. Can't wait to see you back.
😢
Where jimbo goin
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👋
I'll miss watching Jimmy in the mornings. It's great that he is spending more time with his family.
Jimmy comes on in the evening time. Before the 10 oclock news , not after
@anthonygordon9483 You are correct, sir. I, however, watch him in the mornings here on UA-cam.
Kimmel is simply super!!!
Holy Sh*t. That coffee commercial was hysterical!!
And the best part is it's not even that made up... that's actually how he markets his coffee 😂
That could keep one up at night. 😮
I would have liked to see the coffee come out his nose though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wahoo! The Ten Commandments bit was stellar, worth the price of admission. As a child trapped in a fundamentalist cult, I reveled in the hypocrisy of it all. Kudos!
exactly, they go on and on about "indoctrinating our children" and don´t lose a single word about their OWN mercyless indoctrination ( just like you apparantly experienced )
Sorry to hear about the cult you were in. So when are you going to repent and put your trust in Jesus (The BIBLICAL Jesus) for the forgiveness of your sins? because my friend God (not the fake god that you might have grown up with) has actually placed those 10 Commandments on your heart via your conscience and God knows your thought life! (Hebrews 4:12) He knows every sin you have ever committed and it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the Living God upon your death (Romans 6:23) and you might not know when your going to die BUT GOD KNOWS! So please repent(turn from sin) and trust in Jesus who fulfilled the Law! You do that what happened to me will happen to you you will be given a new heart with new desires a heart that loves the Lord! Get a Bible and read it daily start with the Gospel of John and find a biblical church. Please my friend it is not too late!
@@Bradspeaks683 yawn and what exact flavor of christianity ( which is undoubtly correct and everyone else is wrong) are you peddling ... oh wait, I don´t care ... its all the same awful soup, different day
It was shameful! All politicians are corrupt! That does not mean religion is bad or Christians are all bad. Then ten commandments are overal a good set of rules to live by and if we all stuck to them (including politicians!) the world would be a better place! There is no denying that.
@@thingamabob3902 One day you will have to give an account for your life. It is appoted unto man to die one time, and that is the judgement. We will not be late for this appointment. Heaven awaits those who put their trust in the Savior who died for all our wrongdoings, past and future.
The wages of our wrongdoings is death. Put your trust in God's Son Jesus who died for humanities sin.
Thank you Jimmy and all the peeps behind the scenes who help bring attention to the political injustices.
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Oh no! Jimmy , you are the highlight of my day……what will we do without you all summer?
That Rudy Coffee Maker was so spot on... love how it drips the coffee...
Brewdy had me in stitches. 😂🤣
"So rich! So choc-oldy!"
The 10 Commandments represent everything a GOP candidate has to violate in order to win the nomination.
Yes, and particularly
"You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife.
You shall not covet your neighbor’s goods (or ox)"
must be really difficult for most bible-bashing self-serving republican grifters
That's the party of "Christian values". Give me a break.
This is the perfect example of the republican party, all hot air with no substance. Just blah blah blah, I support you, unless I have to do Anything!!!!
Totally agreed. I’II tell you they have no idea what’s in the Ten commandments. Hypocrites!
Well they have problems in identifying the "NOT" before the commandments, similar when a woman says "NO" to them ...
Love Jimmy Kimmel's version of the Ten Commandments. 😂😂😂
He's right - Donnie is 10 for 10
First time he's ever gotten a perfect score
The "Brewdy" is comedy gold! I friggin lost it when it ran. What a hoot! Kimmel is the best at this.
The impersonation was really good too!
The Brewdy Coffee skit was absolutely hilarious. Enjoy your time off, Jimmy.
That Rudy bit was f-ing hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Have a fun and safe summer, Jimmy! We will miss you!!
That killed it😅
Tears in my eyes. Trying not to disrupt the office with my laughter.
The perfect gift for someone who's trying to give up coffee.
Rudy's coffee bit is just... it's just magic. Magic. I have no words.
Usually we write "LOL!!" as a courtesy to each other. This is one of the loudest and truest LOLs in my Kimmel viewing. Good ol' Brewdy. And your choice of the word Magic is perfect. 😊 👍 💙
Seems we have BREWDY COFFEE here in Australia. 😂 😂
I might have to try some.
😂😅❤
That was just genius, the flowing die and foaming mouth had me in stitches. Whoever came up with that bit is a friggin madman, in the best way😂
I’d buy that for $1
It's a really bad omen when someone faints at your bill signing ceremony!
It's ok, they gave her an exorcist
It didn't interrupt Trump. Quite a contrast to a time Obama was speaking and a girl began to faint. He immediately interrupted his speech and directed people to take care of her.
😶
She just finished her 12 hour shift at Tysons, so she was a little tired.
@@peggyking9543 😀
All summer darn it Jimmy. Have fun. ❤
Your writers are so absolutely amazing. That Rudy coffee commercial was brilliant. Have a great time in Italy with Howard & Beth ❤
Ohhh, I'll miss you too Jimmy, love your show. Enjoy your special time off.
Have a great break Jimmy 😎 all the best from Australia 😎🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Yeah, how anyone can call Trump a Christian is beyond comprehension.
The gun addicts calling themselves 'Christians' is what led to Dumpster.
Trump is the God Emperor
Trump said publicly, on camera, that he has never asked God for forgiveness, because he doesn't think he needs it. That slaps TRUE Christianity in the face. Yet, Evangelical Christians bow down to him. There goes the second commandment, and the seventh commandment is optional for Trump.
@@glennzanotti3346 his late sister said he has no principles too therefore all the above would be obvious.
I dunno, I think he’s looking forward to stalking Joe like he did Hilary… like one of those sharks he’s so obsessed with avoiding.
I think this was the best. Have a great summer Jimmy. 😂
Coffee and Kimmel is what makes my day. Btw that Rudy bit almost had me wasting some. Have a great summer everyone 🤣😹☕🏖🌻😎💙🌊
How am I gonna make it til Labor Day without Jimmy 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️😢😢😢
Ugh! Right? I've only gotten into Kimmel's monologues the last six months or so, but they're one of the highlights of my day now. (Along with Seth and Stephen.) I hope he has good guest hosts lined up, and I'm sure there will be reasons to use the Batphone for special occasions like Dirty Donnie's sentencing.
Yeah, it sucks. We need him on the air, telling people the truth about politics, but hilariously.
Precisely.
Exactly my thought as well.
I think may be he needs to take a break,to spend time with his family especially his son who did surgery recently
Thank you Jimmy! You're a stand up guy! 😊
Have a great summer!
The thou shall not covet thy neighbors house killed me
The Brewdy skit is OMG funny - a superb way to send Jimmy off to spend time with family.
Gonna miss you Jimmy!
Kimmel & company KILLING it tonight!
Happy Summer Solstice
Ah, a fellow heathen! Happy Solstice!
..and Full Strawberry Moon 🌝🍓💫
Happy Solstice ✨️☀️ So mote it be 🟢
Thank you this witch appreciates you.
@@Kim-J312 Ooh, is that a shout-out to Willow and her spells?
Ok Louisiana you can put up the Ten Commandments...as long as you note the commandments Donald Trump has broken.
Just adultery will take up the entire classroom’s walls, if not the gymnasium’s.
Just wait until they are forced to have the 7 tenets of Satanism or 5 pillars if Islam
Pretty sure that's all 10 😂
It’s funny I believe one of the commandments outlines not worshiping anyone or anything else besides God. Cough* GOP cough*
They broke the First Commandment by tossing Jesus for Trump.
I hate when shows go on hiatus. I love you Jimmy! The King of late night! Hurry back! 😩
He sure takes a lot of time off!
All summer?? 😮
I already miss you Jimmy
I’m from Louisiana, and I am appalled with this. Embarrassed, too.
Why
I agree, I lived there for a few years.
You should be.
@@crystalsherman8896🙄
I'm shocked Lousinana beat Mississippi and Arkansas to this. I'm sure this will be universal across the Bible belt before November. Not Georgia, they are smarter than that, but Mississippi, Arkansas, Texas, Alabama, Florida and maybe TN and SC will jump right on that bandwagon. I'm afraid the Supreme Court we have today will allow it and then Alabama can put the 10 Commandments back in the state house.
Our school is not your church.
ooooh..exactly
... and your church is not my tax burden
They say that great minds think alike.
What about the movie is a good movie😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amen! Oh, I mean damn straight!
wow that trump 10 commandments was absolutely savage, because true
Print those out and distribute them to all schools in all states.😂
At 4:56 comedy gold!
IT IS TRUE!!! We’ve all broken them!!! Every single one of us!!! The wages of sin is death!! God will judge everyone and those who break the commandments will be punished with death! The wages of sin is death! Hell forever! But God The Father was merciful, and sent his son Jesus to pay the wages of sin, so that we would not have to die in Hell!!!! The same way a judge can let you go if someone else pays your speeding fine even if you are still guilty, the same thing is what Jesus did!!! All he asks is that if you repent (turn away from your sinful thinking and turn your ways towards God) believe in what he did on the cross with all your heart (which is that he took the punishment of sin that we deserve) and if you confess with your mouth and with all your heart “Jesus is Lord” you will be saved!!! You will be granted eternal life, you will be filled with The Holy Spirit, and you will be born again!!!! I know this because yes i have read it from the Bible, but I did it and I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE!! It felt more real than anything else I’ve ever done in my life, and I’m serious!! There was no drugs or alcohol or anything involved!! Repent and turn to Jesus today! I promise you, you will not regret it!!!!! He says if you seek him honestly you will find him!!!
“And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart.”
Jeremiah 29:13 KJV
“that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”
Romans 10:9-13 KJV
God Bless you!!!! Turn to Jesus while you still can, because once you die there are no second chances, and you are never promised an extra second of life!! Anything could happen and you could die right there, so please take heed!!! I, and Jesus love you and want the best for you, and the best thing for you and everyone is Jesus/God!!!
Once again, God Bless. :)
It was shameful! All politicians are corrupt! That does not mean religion is bad or Christians are all bad. Then ten commandments are overal a good set of rules to live by and if we all stuck to them (including politicians!) the world would be a better place! There is no denying that.
That Brewdy skit was hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Enjoy your vacation, Jimmy.❤🇧🇪
The show was hilarious tonight. Thank you for giving me a laugh during a very devastating time. Blessings to you and your family. Extra prayer for Billy. Enjoy your hiatus.😊
Devastating? Really? I thought things are great under Biden?
Couldn’t agree more you need separation of church and state. Whether it’s Ten Commandments or in my state they broadcast the call prayer. It should be separate
Why?
@@crystalsherman8896 Because freedom of religion also means freedom from religion. Keep that stuff in their churches, private schools, and homes. The consitution says The First Amendment provides that Congress can make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting its free exercise. NO LAWS. The bill should have been rejected on no merit alone.
Then take the US flag out of houses of worship. Separation of Church and State works both ways
@@crystalsherman8896 What if you were not a christian but lived in a country that said that was not allowed? Do you have no ability to think in the mind of others?
@@lenawagenfuehr53 No one is putting the flag in the churches except for the pastor so what you are saying makes no sense. It would only make sense if the government mandated such, which it does not. In what world do you live in where they are forcing the US flag into your church? If you mean that churches shouldn't be allowed to fly a flag of any kind, that would violate the first amendment, freedom of speech.
I bet all those MAGA folks are wishing they had their donations back so they could buy a window fan for the trailer...
It's hot!
Are they still boycotting icy cold Bud Light on a summer's day?
NO REFUNDS!!! 😆
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The Brewdy! That’s a classic !
This was an amazing episode. Good work on the Rudy brudy lol
Post the constitution in ALL churches
Atheist here, and YES! Also post church names at the IRS as a gentle reminder...
That's a good idea.
Then let them pay taxes
Criminally underrated😂
Take the damn flag out of churches! Separation of Church and State works both ways
Louisiana is now the dumbest state in the union.
They just cut funding for pre school education.
It's spilling over into Texas.
Is the the US where Florida is a state? Quite a competition for that low bar...
And the one of the poorest state now taken the bottom of the bottom poorest state in USA! Congratulation!
Sadly yes. I used to live there (but in New Orleans , where it's far less crazy)....
Nooo it will be sad without Jimmy!!
Will miss you Jimmy
What absolute genius comedy writer came up with that coffee pot bit.
To anybody out there that still supports Donnie, I ask two questions: What's in it for you... and how does it feel having sold your soul... Vote Blue 💙 folks!
They put ten commandments in schools and support a man who breaks them all
Biden is funding Gaza's demise. You want to talk about soul?
Cognitive dissonance, ignorant bliss, and mean tweets owning the libs they get to laugh at
Even tho hes not an American I'm certain Putins casting quite a few votes and knows exactly whats in it for him!
anyone still a trumpie is beyond redemption.
I still say Trump chickens out of the debates then holds a rally screaming he wanted to debate
I hope he doesn’t, Ttump will fall apart.
@@Jo-oc-0 personally I think if he does show up, he is gonna have a live melt down when they turn off his mic the first time
He will blame somebody for not being able to talk
Trump will not turn up. He has no policy ,no plans, other than being a dictator, no arguments. Trump did not even stand up at his NY trial.
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Ten bucks says Trump bails and cries that the debate is rigged.
Insanity Hannity is already laying the pavement...
Already doin' it.
He claimed that he will lose it on purpose. He is conditioning his base already
Of corse
I believe he is going to bail on the debate and he is going to use the gag order. It is still in place...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG the Brewdy coffee maker !
That was hilarious.:)
The Brudy was old SNL Style funny as hell. ❤
I knew the day was coming when you’d go on vacay. I hate it every year. Enjoy, sir. Well deserved! 💙
Wtf? How could one even poop in a Pringles can while driving?
I was assuming he prepared them at home. Which is more practical, but would point to an even more disturbing psychological problem.
Also, I think this will inspire the next TikTok challenge.
I would have been more impressed with a 20 oz but what do I know?
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
One of one Mr Kimmel appreciate your mental and emotional fortitude and your family being strong enough to stand with you also👌🏾🤌🏾✊🏾🖖🏾🤙🏾
Have a wonderful summer vacation, Jimmy. You deserve it❤
He won’t debate.
Trump will do what he does best...talk about himself.
He said he was going to " lose on purpose" 😂
It's too late to pull out. I bet he's scared to death of Biden though.
Oh boy, let's hope the next couple of weeks are quiet enough to do without Emotional Support Kimmel.
Oh, my gods, YES!! 😱😫😢💙🌊💙😆🎉👵🐺🖖🌵💋
I couldn't agree more!😭😂😢💙
It won’t. We have important SCOTUS rulings over the next two weeks! 😭
Weeks? Doesn't his vacation last all summer?
first trump constantly mocked biden for being senile, now he's trying to prop biden up as a "worthy debater". lol...
dude knows he's going to embarrass himself and trying to temper expectation.
He's also been saying it's rigged, because Biden, he projects, will be hopped up on "drugs".
Remember that Ronnie Jackson dispensed 10s of thousands of narcotics, downers, uppers (fentanyl, ketamine, provigil).
Why did the white house under Trump need that many hard drugs just to do their work?
2 months without Jimmy that's not fun 😢
OMG! JIMMY Kimmel nailed it and spot on for Ten Commandments 👏 ❤
the brewdy coffee maker was awesome! a little messy cleanup... but awesome
The debate nobody AND everybody wants to watch lol
George Santos on OnlyFans? Well, they do show a lot of a-holes there.😆
I haven't any idea what OnlyFans is, and now I *_really_* don't want to know. Thanks for the tip! 👍 💙
I cringed a little when George said he wants to share his back story.
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Rudy's part was hilarious. I'm glad I wasn't sipping on my coffee when I watched it. Great job, Jimmy!!
Donald Trump won the debate and the liberals are crying 😂. I’m Hispanic and I’m voting for Trump 🇺🇸🇲🇽
Donald Trump lied and deflected for 90 minutes during the entire debate. You saying “I’m Hispanic” and voting for him is a surprise to nobody buddy. Maybe you can catch one of the paper towels he threw next time.
I hate when Kimmel takes the summer off
I feel you. But we do get a whole bunch of hilarious guest hosts!
Stop the stupidity
Trump For Prison 2024
trump2024/Great Prisoner
Make someone smile today
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No comments from Jimmy after the debate about Trump?
😅😅😅 That Rudy coffee maker skit !Can’t stop laughing..Jimmy’s writers are amazing!
Watching Jimmy Kimmel make Trump, & his maga’s cry their orange maga tears on My birthday is THE BEST!! Jimmy, Please keep making them cry those orange maga tears!! Happy Birthday to me!! 🥳🤣🤣💜
H.B day !
@@brianmcsorley3229, Aww. Thank you so much!! 🥰 😊 💜
Happy birthday 🎉🎉
@@alysiareid6659, Aww. Thank you so much!! 🥰 🤗 💜
Hope u enjoyed the debate Jimmy
Please Federalize the Lousiana school system.
Please don't
They missed an opportunity to add in the Brewdy commercial the sound of Rudy's flatulence when the brew was done. 🤣🤣🤣
The Ten Commandments:
#1: Thou shall not pay hush money to an adult film star you had an affair with while your wife is at home with your newborn baby.
I think that’s covered under adultery
@sierramist3249
#2: Thou shall not say that if you're daughter wasn't your daughter, you'd probably be dating her.
@@sierramist3249 She wasn't married.
@@zipperpillowBut he was. Thus, adultery on his part.
@@grimesdaughter9042 But the 10 "commandments" are not a part of our constitution or governance. We are not a theocracy.
Point on with the 10 commandments, take down of trump 😅
Statistics say its a near tie between West Virginia and Louisiana as the far worst education system in the country.
I love the "Brewdy Coffee Maker" skit, that was great!
This one was hilarious. Team Kimmel, you've outdone yourselves!
Running mate or cellmate 🤔
He's announced already his running mate is going to be Squeaky Fromme.
Given the `hang mike pence` last vp, it sounds like a bad idea to be the next rumple vp!
FFRF will probably deal with the commandments being placed in tax payers public schools. I for one would not want my tax dollars going to this unconstitutional,wasteful bill.
Your Ten Commandments was the best part Jimmy
CHURCHES NEED TO START PAYING TAXES!
Jimmy makes my morning coffee on Utube a blessing. Keep Rocking !
The 10 Commandment skit was priceless and one of those jokes you have to laugh with ...to keep from crying at! Vote Democracy❗🤣🤣🤣
If DJT attends the debate it will be absurd tragicomic gold. His big a brain is fried.
With a nice chianti.
It's been resting "bigly" since he's been outta office...NOT!!!
We will miss you Jimmy
Thanks for the hilarious Rudy coffee and coffee maker ad - what a great laugh!!!
If Landry is so big on the 10 Commandments, why does he have so much trouble following them?