"I just need to disable this camera. Let me shoot one of the few screws that's holding it on the wall, not the actual camera itself; they'd be expecting that"
When they examine the scene after Kevin leaves they find squeaky toys, shurikens with no blood on them and a broken bust near the bodies and they're like "What the ****** happened here?"
This game looks so fun even compared to the first game, the whole “actual stealth” thing like breaking in at night and not letting anyone see you. I’m getting some John Wick Vibes
Gotta love rewatching Kevin’s vids and crying to a man who can’t hear me cause I’m in immense mental and physical pain lmao sorry Kevin for crying to you even tho you don’t know I am or don’t even know I am crying to you
Just want to say you're my favorite Irish game-playing youtuber. You deserve 20 million subscribers, just saying. Wish I could subscribe a few million times. You're hilarious and charming. Your videos make my day brighter. 🌞
11:30 *haahahah* "Well done 47" while getting everyone alerted & The _"Uh"_ while hitting the guy with the arm in panic Kevin's voice is spectacular (tho, when isn't it)
I respect the subtlety of you telling people to subscribe I hate it when people are all in your face about it like you're an idiot and don't know how youtube works Love you Kev!
Narrator: "Previously on CallMeKevin: The Final Frontier..." Jim Pickens: "21, dispatch a sub-space message to Admiral Kevin. We have engaged... the RT." (Scene of the Skeld attacking RT Game with laser beams) [PEW PEW BEAMS!] Grognak the Destroyer, Attorney-at-Law, Esq.: "All you know is how to play it safe. If you can't make the big decisions, Commander, then I suggest you make room for someone who can." (A RT soldier appears on the Skeld bridge) Turg:(Slides across panel) "Whee!" (Attacks the RT soldier but gets punched) "Ow, my face!" Jim Pickens:(Is taken prisoner by a RT soldier) "Hey, what the--!? Ah... Aw... Oh, God..." Pepe Popo: "If we can generate a concentrated burst of power, that same frequency distribution..." 21: "How do we do that?" Big C: "The main deflector dish!" "Assimilated" Jim Pickens: "I am Dan of RT Game. From this time forward, you will service... us." [Dramatic pause] 21: "Mr. Turg... fire!" (Blackout) Narrator:"And now the conclusion... Wait,... Did any of that actually happen?"
@@ThatGuy-en2nn no, engine is improved and logics are better(realistic mirrors etc) an expansion pack doesnt do that. People like you seem to refuse to look at the details
@@Lucas61616 A season two implies a continuation to THE CURRENT game.Uneducated fucks like you say things trying to sound smart but don't actually know what they're talking about.
I've been dealing with some family problems lately and this video made me laugh really hard and I didn't have to think about all the bad stuff for a bit. Thank you so much Kevin
I’ve been watching Kevin since he had 100k and I gotta say that his videos always stay fresh! I can watch one of his videos and watch it 1 hour later and it will still be just as funny.
Manages to kill only the target with a throwing explosive, proceeds to tank score with unnecessary kills anyway. Also, there's no way that Sierra's car had enough speed when the tire came off to make it flip like that. Guess it was easier to animate than making it go around the track once first or having another camera angle to show it wiping out in the middle of the track. Let's just say it was improperly sabotaged since it goes well with the narrative we have going here where 47 is an "okay" hitman when we're being generous. Addendum: I don't know if anyone besides me has ever used Y to kill a target when choking them. Everyone I watch play this always knocks them out and then snaps their neck.
Kevin. I am very depressed and your videos are one of the only things that excite me and I am so thankful u upload everyday giving me unlimited content. ❤
All I could think throughout this entire video was how much your character reminded me of the Wet Bandits from Home Alone, going around turning on all the sinks...
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Oh no!! That is not very "woke" of you. You run the very real risk of triggering multiple NPCs/sjws. The possibility of them literally shaking as they report you to the SPLC and ADL is between 95% and 99%
12:15 "It was all going fine until it went really, really bad." It was /never/ going fine! XD Also, I love those guards. They just start firing into large crowds of people trying to get one guy that was acting a little suspiciously. XD
Kevin not needing to kill: kills everyone
Kevin actually needing to kill for once: fails
"It was fine, until it went really really wrong," Kevin 2018
My 2019 mood
@@mxngo6049 You weren't expecting 2020, were you?
Hi, I’m from the future. It’s 2021 rn and there is an illness called COVID. Life is shit. Enjoy the 2 years you have left of freedom.
Heyyy 2023 over here, don’t know what happened to 2022, but anyways, just wanted to confirm that this quote is still a mood in this year
@@_._---. my life was better in 2019 than 2020. it wasn't good either year tough
"I just need to disable this camera. Let me shoot one of the few screws that's holding it on the wall, not the actual camera itself; they'd be expecting that"
He doesn't need to take out the camera at all. His bald head just reflects the noon light and blinds the camera
@@Ares-tx3lq ah yes, the noon light
Anyone else think that Agent 47 is Grognak's long lost cousin?
It's an alternate reality where Grognak failed lawyer school and became a hitman
I know it’s late but it’s actually “Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law”
@@Rocca000 Actually, it's "Grognak The Destroyer Attorney at Law Esquire M.D."
Lucas Ponce phd
YES
*It’s alright, just nicely ask the people to stand still before you shoot them, you’ll do fine*
Nice pfp
I don't get it
I lub ur prof pic
I read that in Connor's voice.
Worked for Chigurh.
12:20 Agent 47 looking at the list of his future targets)
Hmm..yes this guy looks good enough
'It was all going fine until it went really bad'
- Everyone that did anything wrong ever
Kevin: "It was going fine until it went really bad"
Me: "story of my life"
Is this Grognak?
More like Bore Ragnorak
Comrade Rogozin It’s one of my people, we are multiplying.
Communism is slowly spreading across the globe
XD
kremit the frog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Poor peasants living here probably can't even do youtube."
i found that funny cuz i live there in real life its in nz
I waited for you to play this before I watched anyone else play it. Your playthroughs are always the funniest
kremit the frog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Meme Lord your not Memelord_27 from Stan Lee’s Webtoon Backchannel right?
hasogon stop now
kremit the frog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Meme Lord hey you got something brown on your nose
Hey Kevin, is Mole available to talk?
In this series his name is Agent Fourty Kevin ;)
@@ZombieMiezz OOP
@@rizmillanzi8332 translate says you said ERROR.
When they examine the scene after Kevin leaves they find squeaky toys, shurikens with no blood on them and a broken bust near the bodies and they're like "What the ****** happened here?"
Game: “pick up photo of a flamingo”
Me: *Buys game and rate it 5 stars*
8:26 - 8:35 THIS SCENE IS SO DRAMATIC AND FUNNY DJSJJCKDKDKX
4:01 That sound.
8:55 _”Oh god there’s someone else coming.”_
Cut to 47 dumping a second body.
Classic Kevin.
9:02 honestly, what is the point of having a fire alarm if they don't evacuate and instead rush in immediately with guns drawn?
Agent 47, more like agent 40 Kevin....
Ok, I'll leave now
No no, you can stay. For now. Everybody gets one crappy pun.
@@Waferking420 Oh goody!
You would get a like, if it wasn’t for that last part
Cheesy but somewhat funny. You have confused my humour
You need to make Jim Pickens a celebrity in Sims 4 with the new expansion pack!
and in first person
He already is one. What more do you want from him?
Jim Pickens is more than a celebrity. He's a God amongst men. The God of death.
He has to follow in his father's footsteps
i come back to watch this series every now and then
Cultured ways of living indeed
Same
It's amazing how excited kevin is about having a bald character...
1:54 Whow, squeaky toy is a Kiwi! As a Kiwi myself I was not expecting that.
apparently in kevinese healing means slitting throats
annallisee, finally someone who understands.
Healing more like slitting throats
He's just amputating. It's a legitimate medical procedure.
He's making them better, they will never feel pain ever again, if that doesn't scream "best medic" I dunno what does
Hawkes bay, that's in New Zealand. Now we can be know for Lord of the Rings and that one mission in Hitman...
And, Thor Ragnarok
I mean, Bore Ragnarok
i live in nz i think the misson needed more sheep
"I hope he honks my nose"- Kevin 2018
Kevin makes me happy. And when he says bore Ragnarock it makes me pisss my pants from laughter.
I love how these types of games with missions always start off smoothly then quickly spiral down into a shit storms of disasters.
Please do more of this Kevin, but maybe do the versus mode against RTGame. I would love to see that lmao
This game looks so fun even compared to the first game, the whole “actual stealth” thing like breaking in at night and not letting anyone see you. I’m getting some John Wick Vibes
2 definitely had the best maps of the entire trilogy. And Isle of Sgail.
Till this day, this is one of my favorite Hitman episodes that Kevin recorded so far.
Even after 2 years I still laugh my ass off - thank you Kevin (:
Kevin: *plays a game with some form of violence*
The NPC's: *nervous sweating*
Kevin is such a lovely person, he's like a friend u always wanted
So this is what Jim Pickens did when he was younger.
I want to thank Kevin for selling me this game and making it one of my favorite games
Please stop posting, im trying not to fail no nut November.
i mean same
@@gabenewell6017 You could always try no Fap February
Kevin is simply too hot
@@JesusMowsMaLawn I am sure you meant Fibonacci fap February
ꅐꁝꋬ꓄ ꓄ꁝꏂ ꁝꏂ꒒꒒ ꒐ꇙ ꓄ꁝ꒐ꇙ
Kevin: *cuts medic's jugular*
Also Kevin: Don't worry i can heal that.
"Kill this guy"
"I cant"
"Kill peeps"
"Okay"
Kevin: I assure you I'm incredibly intelligent
2:56 Mistakes a mirror for a door
"baldness aerodynamics" i am *wheezing*
Gotta love rewatching Kevin’s vids and crying to a man who can’t hear me cause I’m in immense mental and physical pain lmao sorry Kevin for crying to you even tho you don’t know I am or don’t even know I am crying to you
"I suggest you create a distraction 47"
" BUT I'VE ALREADY USED MY SQUEAK TOY"
“Cannabis joint and a man bun, he’s as good as dead”
Me with a man bun smoking a joint “oh no”
So about playing more Gregory horror show
Um... Yes
Just want to say you're my favorite Irish game-playing youtuber. You deserve 20 million subscribers, just saying. Wish I could subscribe a few million times. You're hilarious and charming. Your videos make my day brighter. 🌞
11:30 *haahahah*
"Well done 47" while getting everyone alerted
&
The _"Uh"_ while hitting the guy with the arm in panic
Kevin's voice is spectacular
(tho, when isn't it)
Words you only hear from the best most professional hitmen "Oh god I'm on TV again."
Death Battle:
*Jim Pickens v.s Agent 47*
Jim Pickens
Ooooh Jim Pickens by a long shot!!!
How much prep time does Jim Pickens have?
Plot twist Agent 47 is Jim Pickens alter ego, so they both win and lose.
vs Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law
I respect the subtlety of you telling people to subscribe
I hate it when people are all in your face about it like you're an idiot and don't know how youtube works
Love you Kev!
Hitman 2 but kevin sings the jungle book the entire time
Narrator: "Previously on CallMeKevin: The Final Frontier..."
Jim Pickens: "21, dispatch a sub-space message to Admiral Kevin. We have engaged... the RT."
(Scene of the Skeld attacking RT Game with laser beams)
[PEW PEW BEAMS!]
Grognak the Destroyer, Attorney-at-Law, Esq.: "All you know is how to play it safe. If you can't make the big decisions, Commander, then I suggest you make room for someone who can."
(A RT soldier appears on the Skeld bridge)
Turg:(Slides across panel) "Whee!" (Attacks the RT soldier but gets punched) "Ow, my face!"
Jim Pickens:(Is taken prisoner by a RT soldier) "Hey, what the--!? Ah... Aw... Oh, God..."
Pepe Popo: "If we can generate a concentrated burst of power, that same frequency distribution..."
21: "How do we do that?"
Big C: "The main deflector dish!"
"Assimilated" Jim Pickens: "I am Dan of RT Game. From this time forward, you will service... us."
[Dramatic pause]
21: "Mr. Turg... fire!"
(Blackout)
Narrator:"And now the conclusion... Wait,... Did any of that actually happen?"
*Hitman 2* but this is the same game as Hitman 2016.
@@bagofnickels So you're saying it's like an expansion....that costs 60$.
@@ThatGuy-en2nn no, engine is improved and logics are better(realistic mirrors etc) an expansion pack doesnt do that. People like you seem to refuse to look at the details
@@Lucas61616 A season two implies a continuation to THE CURRENT game.Uneducated fucks like you say things trying to sound smart but don't actually know what they're talking about.
@@Lucas61616 60 bucks for new mirrors hell yeah
@@Lucas61616 engine upgrades are normally free
Your take on silent assassination is very fresh and fascinating, I want to see more of it.
i died when he said “i’m an endangered species”
Man i love your outro music!
"through the power of technology I can be bald right now"
9:64 little did kevin know he was peppering for among us
9:45
there is a hitman among us...
@GeneralSquare lmao
@@jade_is_tired buddy is that your alternate account by any chance
@@mleko985 no lol. They were making an exaggerated sarcastic response (making fun of me) and I found that response legitimately funny.
I've been dealing with some family problems lately and this video made me laugh really hard and I didn't have to think about all the bad stuff for a bit. Thank you so much Kevin
Hitman 2 But Kevin is a bald ninja
Currently out of a job, and let me tell you it’s been tough. But your videos have become a key highlight in my day! Thanks, Kevin!
Call me Kevin better call me bore ragnorok
I’ve been watching Kevin since he had 100k and I gotta say that his videos always stay fresh! I can watch one of his videos and watch it 1 hour later and it will still be just as funny.
This entire game could fit in a dlc for the hitman before this
It is that, though.
Todd Howard that was the plan but they changed publisher so they had to release it as a new game
Please more Hitman videos. Your true profession on a video game is the perfect mix
i was expecting the joke: 'can i give you a hand'. When you picked up the arm x)
Manages to kill only the target with a throwing explosive, proceeds to tank score with unnecessary kills anyway. Also, there's no way that Sierra's car had enough speed when the tire came off to make it flip like that. Guess it was easier to animate than making it go around the track once first or having another camera angle to show it wiping out in the middle of the track. Let's just say it was improperly sabotaged since it goes well with the narrative we have going here where 47 is an "okay" hitman when we're being generous. Addendum: I don't know if anyone besides me has ever used Y to kill a target when choking them. Everyone I watch play this always knocks them out and then snaps their neck.
PLEASE PLAY MAFIA 2!
That awkward moment when you go to pick up something and accidentally kill 3 people!
I’ll shave my head if you play this again
I hope you've shaved your head 😂
Man: I'm gonna take you out!
Kevin: (closes the garage gate) No you're not!
7:36
Wait, I think that’s the time traveler trend on tik tok.
Kevin. I am very depressed and your videos are one of the only things that excite me and I am so thankful u upload everyday giving me unlimited content. ❤
more like bore ragnarock! hahaha comedy😂😂😂
hahaha funny 😂😂😂
This has been one of your best videos yet. I DEMAND MORE
Killing just comes so naturally to Kevin no matter what. Even unintentionally it seems ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I am getting ready for Kevin to play hitman 3
Hitman 2 but Hitman has hair.
4 minutes in and this is the best gameplay I've ever seen of a Hitman game XD
100/10 quality content!
Have you ever played with CallMeCarson? If not, you should
kevin- doesn't graduate high school but took a course in bald aerodynamics.
You gotta love kevin
To bad they did not give you more squeaky toys
I’m devastated that the lightly tossed shurikan didn’t get them
*START BEING BALD*
No u
Kevin: the ultimate hitman. Armed with only a katana and a squeak toy
Do lots more Sims 2
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT SO MUCHHH! I reckon your hit man series is the best one I’ve seen for a while 👍
Also, weird fetish for bold characters, but ok
I know right.
No bald characters should be represented, they are humans too.
This is why I love Kevin... *Drops something accidentally* "RUN AWAY"
Kevin, you should play Baldi’s Basics. I think you will love it
Best hitman youtuber!
Bring back comedy night !!!!
All I could think throughout this entire video was how much your character reminded me of the Wet Bandits from Home Alone, going around turning on all the sinks...
Is that hitman 2-2 or hitman 2-1?? xD .... they make 2 hitman 2 games...
2-2. no game that came out in 2002 could look that good
"Critics are calling this the definitive Hitman experience"
-Enemy stands still while you kill his colleague and throw the head of a statue at him
first like and keep up good work kevin love your vids and first comment
No
Not first boyo
the best insult is " who's this clown?" because
1. Your saying they're a clown
2. Your saying they're a not even a very well known clown.
Play The Sims Free Play.
I miss your old hitman videos. This is amazing! Please feed us more!
Hit men 2 but I like hitting women
Good one!
Владимир Горячёв thank you bruther
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Oh no!! That is not very "woke" of you. You run the very real risk of triggering multiple NPCs/sjws. The possibility of them literally shaking as they report you to the SPLC and ADL is between 95% and 99%
Hitting woman is my favorite activity
12:15 "It was all going fine until it went really, really bad." It was /never/ going fine! XD
Also, I love those guards. They just start firing into large crowds of people trying to get one guy that was acting a little suspiciously. XD