How the ending to Hitman Agent 47 should be. Agent 47: This is it, I found my calling, I will no longer be a hit man.. **playing the bongos with his band as the screen fades, showing pictures of him and his bands traveling around Columbia and playing their music-**
I can just imagine the real life reactions to this huge string of assassinations. "Who is killing all these people? It's messy and there are always a million witnesses, yet somehow they always get away with it! We have no clues, they leave behind no evidence!"
Most will never know the struggle of waiting weeks and even usually 3 months, for Kevin to upload a video after saying “I’m gonna start uploading more often”
Dirty Bong Water No, I didn't know there was a reference, I didn't catch it at all, and I'm not interested in doing it. Just was correcting the misspelling
I was just double checking that I'd seen all of Kevin's Hitman videos and somehow I'd missed this one. This was a freaking gem!! I'm so glad I found it!
There's nothing better than finishing a solid work week and realising there's a CallMeKevin video you haven't seen yet. Please do more xD best Hitman 2 video i've ever seen
I used to play video games all the time but I really don’t have the time to play anymore, so I resort to watching other people play it. After seeing so many people try to play the best at the games, you just fuck around and I love it. Incredibly hilarious I actually am laughing multiple times a video. Great quality 👊
Kevin, I think you should play Stellaris. It is a space empire game, and you have the option to eat other species. There is a whole Authoritarian/Egalitarian Xenophobia/Xenophile thing. You can also make a Cult empire with your leader worshiped as a god. For example: Fanatic Xenophobe with Spiritualist let’s you get Fanatic Purifier and wipe out all other races to “purify” the galaxy (preferably by eating them). Also you can be a hive mind devouring swarm which eats everything
Kevin please read this, You are my favorite UA-camr and every time I see one of your notifications I get excited and watch it right away. Your videos are always so funny and literally make me wheeze with laughter,which isn’t good for my asthma but it’s worth it haha. You are the funniest person that I know and your videos are always my favorite ones to watch. Thanks for making my day better with every upload. If you are reading this, I hope you have a good day/night.
“How about this for basic social etiquette?!”, *turn and throw*...not many youtubers are successful at making me laugh out loud with every video, but you sir, are an exception to that rule. Thank you, from a northerner to a southerner!
But it would have to be Kevins Hitman: A shy, derranged killer who dreams of making a full time job as a clown. Hes terribly akwkard, so his plans to kill uncouspiculy always end espectaculary bad. And he gets easily distracted so every episode he would try a diferent job (detective, drummer, santa) in the middle of the hit. And, when he inevitably fails in everything he does, he goes on a killing spree so big that would land him inmediately in jail. And yet he somehow miracously gets away scott free everytime.
Kevin: "I learned that in clown college." You walk into the classroom, and everyone is wearing clown costumes while the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme plays.
5:56 "Wake up." *Grab a brush and put a little makeup.* *Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup.* *Why'd -* Wow so original.. I mean this did come to my mind on it's own, but still... I'm now ashamed of myself, for having no originality. ... It's a good song tho.
Well if you can't make it stealthy then you can always make it too roundabout and convoluted to be belivable. Nobody will ever belive how you did it. You are a master hitman after all Kevin.
"You're getting your clown one way or another" is probably the most passive aggressive clown quote I've ever heard. And I've heard a lot of them.
Where the hell are you finding so many passive aggressive clowns
@@turbogoblin8232 😂😂
@@turbogoblin8232 Twitter
I know this comment is 3 years old but I wanted to tell you I love your Icon For Hire pfp
i cant stop laughing
No one on the dev team thought that someone would do the letter plan in the shaman costume. Lol
Proves that they don't watch Kevin... The feckers!
"BUT ME WANT SHAMAN CLOTHES " - dev
How the ending to Hitman Agent 47 should be.
Agent 47: This is it, I found my calling, I will no longer be a hit man.. **playing the bongos with his band as the screen fades, showing pictures of him and his bands traveling around Columbia and playing their music-**
I can just imagine the real life reactions to this huge string of assassinations.
"Who is killing all these people? It's messy and there are always a million witnesses, yet somehow they always get away with it! We have no clues, they leave behind no evidence!"
"I'm the clown you ordered"
*"Get lost"*
Holy shit you fucking killed him dude
🤡
1:57
And so, Agent 47 went on to study the fine arts of literature, married, and had 2 beautiful bald children
-The End
@FBI are you watching Me?
One child had Morse code on their head and the other had Base64
@@johngunther7751 fake FBI.... LOL
Until the families of the many innocent people he killed found his hiding place. :P
I haven't heard from my surveillance guy in a while. Did y'all fire him? He has kids.
I mean...If you saw a guy dressed up as a clown, would your first thought really be "Hitman"?
Maybe Kevin is why people are afraid of clowns@David Milliard
To be fair there are no clowns in the ghetto so he's probably preparing to pull a bag of coke out from behind your ear
YES. A MILLION TIMES YES.
With 47's furrowed brows?! Oh hek yes, I leave the area early, don't wanna be collateral.
Yes
Hitman 2 but differences in music tastes causes deaths.
Hitman 2 but I just hit a man and fed a hippo.
Also happy late Thanksgiving.
We do not celebrate thanksgiving
@@jaytee5 well ya do now
We only celebrate death day
@@alexbecker2578 and st pickens day
"Happy Late Thanksgiving"
Yeah, for the hippo
“Silent attack” *CLANK* “That was not silent!”
Honest to god I saw jim pickens in my dreams. He was actually stalking me. The dear leader is in my head. Not joking.
Happens to all of us, you'll get used to it.
You should feel honoured, you've been chosen.
Just eat some raw human meat, should cure it by the actions of the rust video
“I was just clowning around, heheue”
I died
current life status: waiting for kev to upload
that's basically me too everyday yes
i relate on an emotional level
Camila M. I couldn’t agree more
Most will never know the struggle of waiting weeks and even usually 3 months, for Kevin to upload a video after saying “I’m gonna start uploading more often”
Get a job or get Red Dead Redemption II
"You're my partner in crime Hippo"
Piranhas: am i a joke to you?
*Kevin posts a video*
"Now that's a lot of damage!"
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens you are our saviour praise the great dear leader Jim Pickens
You are the first
*ALL GIVE PRAISE TO YOUR DEAR LEADER*
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens were you been the last 8,998,472,363.84 years?
Dear leader are you related to dear leader or dear leader?
Imagine dying and the last thing you'll see is kevins smiling face
I’d die happy
@@totallynotfrompornok2407 me too
@@totallynotfrompornok2407 we all would.
Nonsense Kevin...
*YOU'RE GREAT AT KILLING THINGS*
He's as good of a silent assassin as The Tank from L4D.
Agreed
He's good at accidentally killing things too
He's good at accidentally killing things too
Dino The TRex a
If you could stand under that crate that would be
*Crate*
should've been "incrateable"
that's gr8, m8. how big is ur cr8?
This C8 is so G8 i R8 it a STR8 to 8 out of 8
All rise for the supreme leader, Jim Pickens and his son, Guy with glasses.
*I SHALL MY CHILD, I SHALL*
@im a horse can you stop saying the same thing to every comment? It's getting annoying.
Its amazing how open the game is. I'm a big fan of the "New" Hitman games. You really can complete the mission by any means.
Hey Kevin, is mole alive now? And available to talk?
Whoa, im a horse is mad yo
@im a horse I hope you have a splendid day and all your dreams come true. God bless you, edge lord.
@im a horse Omg please that sounds sooo hot im actually horny as fuck rn
@@pinaqtm194 can i tickle your thick pickle
im a horse shut the hell up boi
5:04 I don't know why I keep going back to this part and imagining the guy as Jim Pickens addressing his basement slaves
Setting:Ancient Colombian Village
Perfect place to practice my clown act.
"In the jungles of Colombia, where the women do not wear clothes"
I thought that was Cuba lol ahah
Dirty Bong Water Colombia
@@ЕкатеринаКатюша-х4к I bet you didn't even catch that reference, you must of missed the "real gamers only" sign
Dirty Bong Water No, I didn't know there was a reference, I didn't catch it at all, and I'm not interested in doing it. Just was correcting the misspelling
I was just double checking that I'd seen all of Kevin's Hitman videos and somehow I'd missed this one. This was a freaking gem!! I'm so glad I found it!
Status:
Single
In a relationship
Married
Complicated
*Grognak* ✅
Communism, in short terms.
U forgot fat and ugly
More like bore ragnorok
@@wyatts7923 More like bore ragnorok? More like bore ragnorok.
BronzeJourney? More like bore ragnorok
Definetly a drummer who lost his way.
Hitman 2 but I hit a lot of men.
Sounds good to me
Justin Y. You use notifications? That’s surprising
Why are you every where
Justin Y. Notice me papa.
no
I love the hitman series. It's so funny watching you play and goof around in the clown suit, it's doing wonders for my crippling depression.
guards- * shooting *
Kevin- good luck finding me * gets into a bush *
guards- WhErE'D He Go?
There's nothing better than finishing a solid work week and realising there's a CallMeKevin video you haven't seen yet. Please do more xD best Hitman 2 video i've ever seen
Can we get a cover version of Despacito on the bell?
He should do a Despacito cover as he did one of Ring of Fire.
I used to play video games all the time but I really don’t have the time to play anymore, so I resort to watching other people play it. After seeing so many people try to play the best at the games, you just fuck around and I love it. Incredibly hilarious I actually am laughing multiple times a video. Great quality 👊
Agent 47? More like Grognak, am I right guys?
Agent 47 More like Grognak, am I right guys? More like Bore-Ragnarok.
Agent 47 is just a bad spinoff of grognak the destroyer atourney at law
More like guys being right, am i right
Flower the Flowey
Esquire MD
Comrade Rogozin no u
(4:12) If they burn those fields down they gonna get stoned af.
Hitman 2
More like Men with sunglasses 2
More like 2 Men with sunglasses
and a Women without
BORE RAGNOROK
5:28 Kevin joins the IRA (1968 colorized)
3:57 : My dad when I was born
XD
This was the most graceful execution of a mission you’ve ever done.
You are litteraly my faveorite youtuber. You always make my day
+mega nerd it’s multiple people and search up on UA-cam “oh yeah yeah”
you're literally so funny, i love your sense of humour. would LOVE to see more of this!!
the guy didn't lose you kevin he was just like "meh you can be someone else's problem
When Kevin becomes the joker one day we will use this as evidence
00:22 dodged that one pretty smoothly.
Your videos are so comforting and making even shitty days okay. Thanks for what you do
Kevin, I think you should play Stellaris. It is a space empire game, and you have the option to eat other species. There is a whole Authoritarian/Egalitarian Xenophobia/Xenophile thing. You can also make a Cult empire with your leader worshiped as a god. For example: Fanatic Xenophobe with Spiritualist let’s you get Fanatic Purifier and wipe out all other races to “purify” the galaxy (preferably by eating them). Also you can be a hive mind devouring swarm which eats everything
Give up dude
That actually sounds amazing and would be fun to see Kevin play!
Michael Rynkiewicz Why did you copy my comment?
Lazerfaced nope
@@marcusgracey945 His dumbass was trying to start a chain of copied replies, but failed.
pleeease continue with the Hitman series, it's so feckin amusing and hilarious how you deal with your targets
Amazing Hitman episode!
It’s impressive how good you are at the game while also making it look like you aren’t trying
Kevin: I’m playing all strategies so I’ll always come up on top.
"Its a crime now because i dont like the same music as him." Welcome to america.
"Silent attack."
Hit someone with a shovel.
When i go downstairs for a midnight snack, kevin is the best thing to watch
Kevin and Hippo!
An even more Dynamic Duo than Batman & Robin.
100% want as many of these as possible you are amazing my dude and funny as heck
Kevin please read this,
You are my favorite UA-camr and every time I see one of your notifications I get excited and watch it right away. Your videos are always so funny and literally make me wheeze with laughter,which isn’t good for my asthma but it’s worth it haha. You are the funniest person that I know and your videos are always my favorite ones to watch. Thanks for making my day better with every upload. If you are reading this, I hope you have a good day/night.
Man i feckin love these videos, wish kevo would do more hitman stuff
I *REALLY* feel like your name should be Dear Leader when you’re wearing the pointy hat costume
Kevin playing Hitman is the best thing, I need a full playthrough of this game.
Hitman 2 more like Man hit me twice hahahahahaahahaa
Hahahaha
Haha
Ha-
D:
*oof*
“How about this for basic social etiquette?!”, *turn and throw*...not many youtubers are successful at making me laugh out loud with every video, but you sir, are an exception to that rule. Thank you, from a northerner to a southerner!
Kevin is a master assassin
this is the most fantastic series you’ve done in some time keep em coming
5:00 Just another day in the office with Kevin. You could almost call him the office clown on some days.
"You're getting your clown one way or another"
"He's much more into eating humans, like me." Um, Kevin, do we need to talk?
Call Me Cannibal Kevin.
PLEASE CONTINUE THIS SERIE. I AM LITERALLY DYING BECAUSE OF THIS.
a hitman sitcom would probably do pretty well
But it would have to be Kevins Hitman: A shy, derranged killer who dreams of making a full time job as a clown. Hes terribly akwkard, so his plans to kill uncouspiculy always end espectaculary bad. And he gets easily distracted so every episode he would try a diferent job (detective, drummer, santa) in the middle of the hit. And, when he inevitably fails in everything he does, he goes on a killing spree so big that would land him inmediately in jail. And yet he somehow miracously gets away scott free everytime.
7:58 "Green giant!"
(If you don't know what that is, look it up)
8:02 He probably prefers sweetcorn
2:32
Was... was that Tommy Wiseau?
I mean a flashy hitman is at least more fashionable than a normal one, I fricken love these hitman 2 videos so far
YESS MORE HITMAN
Starting off as a clown was the perfect precursor to all the silly happenings in this video
I'm impressed, Kevin! This was another great one, but how about next time you try LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga?
Overstepping your bounds
That’s quite moist.
Anything Lego will be an interesting Kevin Let's Play.
If this channel just became Kevin playing Hitman endlessly I'd be OK with that XD
Hitman but i hit a man
copycat
@@tg7423 i posted this comment before justin y he, copied me
slake to quench ones thirst *but I hit on a man
@@thatmonkemanzelinki2185 i mean as in punch
4:47 shit just got real
Hitman Absolution
Big fan Kevin! Never gonna stop supporting you man!
0:55
Pov its 2016
Wow, keep doing this series, I’m fecking loving it
Kevin: "I learned that in clown college."
You walk into the classroom, and everyone is wearing clown costumes while the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme plays.
5:56 "Wake up."
*Grab a brush and put a little makeup.*
*Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup.*
*Why'd -*
Wow so original..
I mean this did come to my mind on it's own, but still...
I'm now ashamed of myself, for having no originality.
...
It's a good song tho.
“Good hippoooooooo”
I absolutely adore you. I need you to be my friend. We could just have conversations about absolutely nothing except a bunch of bullshit.
Hitman 2 but Jim Pickens becomes the hitman
"Gotta save energy"
*Goes over to turn off a radio powered by FHOOKIN BATTERIES*
I really love your videos and i really think you are funny
Kevin: (Trespasses)
Also Kevin:
*"No, no, no, I’m a hippo whisperer"*
Love the vids Kevin
Your content makes me genuinely happy
As soon as he put on the clown costume i had flashbacks to RT games
I wonder how it feels to think these targets went missing and then finding their body in a box
Hey Kevin It’s mole can you make some more Rdr2 videos? Thanks. -Mole
*I am the Dear Leader, and I approve this message*
YAS!
GTGaming Good think mole! *To Mole*
GTGaming Hey Mole, is Mole2 available to talk?
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens Thank you dear leader
The hippo laughing is me watching Kevin's videos every single night.
1:56 Dude i always laugh at this
Well if you can't make it stealthy then you can always make it too roundabout and convoluted to be belivable. Nobody will ever belive how you did it. You are a master hitman after all Kevin.
Damn it u could have just stomped the village u know
YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL DAY!!!
"HitMaN baNG inTroDuCes"
"everything went according to plan, EXCEPT for the things that didnt" XD