@@re9502 Those are just really well documented wars taught in school, people have been killing each other globally since day 1, but Asians really do just hate each other for no reason or for really petty reasons that happened many years ago
@@remerson4 wow you say that without give a example, awesome Do you don't know how much damage in ww1 and ww2? Or still waiting for ww3? All of then just Europe and America Ah i am forgot, maybe for you like this "don't hate each other, just give them a bullet and boom" 🤣
Asia is actually really huge and that's why a lot diverse, Western concept of asian is just east asian but there are more different regions like, Arabia, Persia, India, central Asian and many more.
@@kyorikusagami84 actually he's right , by "different variaties" they mean koreans , chinese and japanese. the term "asian" is mostly used to describe them , not persians or indians or etc.
Wooops, the disabled joke, the "Africa alert" and more of them are on the border to what I consider appropriate. Parents feel obliged to keep nursing disabled children, and that is not always good. So the disabled joke is somewhat about "christianity" in the American version being without sense of reality, I'd say.
Can you force yourself to believe something as ridiculous and absurd as Christianity? If I told you the moon was made of green cheese and if you don't believe it you will burn forever, would you believe it? If you looked up at the moon and saw that it was white, not green, could you force yourself to believe it was green? No, but you could PRETEND you believed it, and hope God doesn't figure out that you are faking it. That's more than half the folks calling themselves Christians. They are faking it, and are atheists in the closet.
@@williamgreenfield9991 You applied barely any brains to ask that question. See, if you know Mathematics, you would know that the human mind cannot perceive an actual four-dimensional figure. Now we're talking about the Creator of all these dimensions and you're asking me how He looks-how does the Creator of all the spatial dimensions, the Creator of Time looks.
God ignoring emergency alert from AFRICA is the most funniest shiit I've seen 🤦🏾♂️😂😂
@Isabelle Myzer about ?
@@ettaoudianas6748 everything in east africa
@Isabelle Myzer he´s occupied processing all the thoughts and prayers during a mass shooting in the USA
may i know the reference? i dont get the last joke
@@micahspecial5927 god doesnt care about human sufferings in south africa. He ignores it and dont want to be notified
The asian one was so hilarious😂
"Do they eat the regular food"
No the opposite😂😂
“There will be different varieties that will all hate each other for some reason”
@@poser_bob9781 yup that too😂🤣
@@poser_bob9781 all human do that bruh
Note : - ww1 and ww2 is from Europe and America
-more then 50% a war in the history are from Europe and America
@@re9502 Those are just really well documented wars taught in school, people have been killing each other globally since day 1, but Asians really do just hate each other for no reason or for really petty reasons that happened many years ago
@@remerson4 wow you say that without give a example, awesome
Do you don't know how much damage in ww1 and ww2? Or still waiting for ww3? All of then just Europe and America
Ah i am forgot, maybe for you like this "don't hate each other, just give them a bullet and boom" 🤣
“There is more to life then just what’s your phone!”
“Wrong Idiot.”
“Anyone know how to turn these things off?”
Than
"Emergency from Africa!"
*IGNORE*
Yeah that's original GOD right there
You can add Ukraine, Sri Lanka and maybe Taiwan also in the list...
@@renfex08??? you even know what that means?
The father of the adult disabled kid’s voice being extremely high is so accurate and realistic 😂
“We can call him Barney” 🦖 👍✨💜
Cheesus You Want Some Wine And Cheesus.
Barney Stinson?
What timestamp
I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜💜
LEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Always a fan of Bruce. Him as an angel servant to god is pretty funny.
The best part of the joke is making god a relatable everyday dude LOL
.....this little guy is going to make it to 74.
Stephen Hawking made it to 76...another of God's jokes
LOL
@@stephenjablonsky1941 and thank him for that.
@@shaheenshad5012 Thank her for that. God is a woman in case you didn't know.
@@stephenjablonsky1941 that's why everyone and everything is so baseless and disappointing
"Get yelled at for being late to something I didn't want to go to in the first place"... Sums up relationships to a tee.
"Wine and Chesses". 🤣
"That's the name of a champagne" Proceeds to name him after a cheese
"God's mildly autistic" is the right answer to religion, the world and meaning.
Mildy?
When you find philosophy in comedy then you should accept that you have passed the qualification of a certified boomer :)
Umm if you or anyone use autism as an insult they are way beyond ignorance.
Imagine being omnipotent but having a neurological disorder
@@NihilisticSnake disorders are also omnipotent
As a christian, none of this offends me edit: I'm surprised that everyone liked this comment so much
Same
I just have pity on you for being a Christian
@MuffetSpiderCoffe youd be suprised. Some Christians find this offensive... which is stupid, I love this stuff.
Christianity is dead btw. Today those who claim Christians aren't real.. They're just liberal paganists
Well you should be offended
My fave was when God told Peter that Conway Twitty wants him to stop. "Just tell a joke!"
They didn't show any footage, but the episode with Peter and God in the elevator is a classic!!
"Is God is real?"
"God Israel.."
Grammar
Isntrael
@@adamgallyot9063 H
"But the good news is this little guy is going to make it to 74."
Asia is actually really huge and that's why a lot diverse, Western concept of asian is just east asian but there are more different regions like, Arabia, Persia, India, central Asian and many more.
r/woosh
"there's a different variety who hate each other" guess you didn't know what that means
@@kyorikusagami84 actually he's right , by "different variaties" they mean koreans , chinese and japanese. the term "asian" is mostly used to describe them , not persians or indians or etc.
Yeah other Asians except East Asians aren't smart so u should understand that right away.
@@erfanrahmani6088 "who will always hate each other" you know what that means??
I needed that laugh. Cheesus that was good!
Wooops, the disabled joke, the "Africa alert" and more of them are on the border to what I consider appropriate. Parents feel obliged to keep nursing disabled children, and that is not always good. So the disabled joke is somewhat about "christianity" in the American version being without sense of reality, I'd say.
that’s sus!
2:15 Now I know why Nepal always get earthquake
The last one was just brutal
Is Adam wearing a glasses?
You know it’s supposed to be peter right???
@@assass1nz697 probably😂
@@riorovandor317 hmm... 😳
They should've moved the glasses 😂
Lemme guess,god is voice acted by seth macfarlane
Edit:yep
Yes he thinks he's God.
@@DarkWolf-407 He is only acting
@@sayniskaaasaasigaah.3792 no seth McFarlane loves himself enough to think he is a god.
@@DarkWolf-407 Your telling me this man thinks he is the creator of the universe?
@@sayniskaaasaasigaah.3792 yes
Great video but you forgot the birthday bit, where Jesus is mad at Joseph so he calls God who is busy another woman lol
Tristan? Who TF would ever consider Tristan?!?
2:14 God is not even looking at Nepal🤣
This right here is SCOTT
1:51 "no no that's a name of a champagne no no terible this all is terible" 😂😂😂
I didnt get that one. What champagne??
@@ginforyou150 the other one
lol the asian got me really good.
God, imagine if they actually named Jesus "Barney"
The crucifixion of Barney doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
1:32 😂😂
"Relax... You want some Cheesus?😆😆😆 "
The rossie o’ donnel 💀
The Africa part at the end is So true.
"Bigger plan for those parents!". What was cold.
the last one💀
(😊🙏🏻,I levo. jesus ,god good ..♥️😇)
- Do they eat regular food?
- Oh no, no, the opposite
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As someone who is not Rosie O'Donnell, none of these offends me
"Best of God"
Lmaooo God owns a timeshare
Asian joke and Nepal and Africa emergency one joke hilarious.
0:38 man I really hope that isn’t canon.
God watching this:
I love my human
Hilarious 🤣🤣
Emergency alert from Africa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
totally seth macfarlane's voice
2:45 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:12 haha 😂😂
man im korean and the asian part was like emotional damage. Like the asian guy saying emotional damage.
rosie o donnel damn
They really make God out to be a just an average guy with supreme powers.
So that's how nepal was made from the word nipples.
"PEEEETAAAAA!"
This name sounds like a Champaign... Lol
God : Proceeds to mark Mexico related emails as spam (After watching those execution videos)
why does youtube put the show as just the first episode of family guy
god osho😂
God! My name is Tristan
I still believe in God!
I am Agnostic-Thiest!
Don't worry, that happens a lot. Some people, such as Jordan Peterson, are not able to overcome their religious indoctrination during childhood.
@@vejeke Do you think overcoming religious indoctrination during childhood and early adolesence is a sign of self-control and strong will?
kkkkkkk can't wait to see what that bigger plan is
Asian fun😂
I like how Adam Carola is death
02:45
"Nepal"
2:21 god is drunk🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nipple, nepal
Just Imagine if real god see this
Saying god doesn't see it is actually saying god without certificates
The last joke about Africa was genius...Africa needs attention from the world and God 🙏
Best of god
0:35 I don't get it?
Autistic people often don't like being touched
Yeah
Oh
😳
I am a Christian I am not offended by this
Wine and cheeses lol 😆 😅
Nepal 😂😂😂
SEWEY!
went bit easy Jesus.. I understand..
nipaaaallllllll
0:36
Tutorial on how to sin
First
2nd
Hi
very offensive but perfect :D
We’re ALL Asian
Chinese+black=filipino
" uguysaskdfrit "
Last part anyone knows how to turn these things off😂
astakfirullah
Till 74 kkkkkkkkkkk
Which god You mean? The god Jehova??.
Wtf UA-cam I got an ad without a skip button
😂😂
Now we now why nepal is nepal or I say neeple
Fifth
That's cute though
Repent and believe the gospel
haha no
@@tusharmaharana3373 your loss kid
@@natex7651 ok
Can you force yourself to believe something as ridiculous and absurd as Christianity? If I told you the moon was made of green cheese and if you don't believe it you will burn forever, would you believe it? If you looked up at the moon and saw that it was white, not green, could you force yourself to believe it was green? No, but you could PRETEND you believed it, and hope God doesn't figure out that you are faking it. That's more than half the folks calling themselves Christians. They are faking it, and are atheists in the closet.
Someone who is omnipotent and omniscient certainly wouldn't look like a human being-like, not *at all.* The world does not understand God.
It's very difficult to understand a being that doesn't exist. Tell us, oh wise one, what does this God dude look like?
@@williamgreenfield9991 You applied barely any brains to ask that question. See, if you know Mathematics, you would know that the human mind cannot perceive an actual four-dimensional figure. Now we're talking about the Creator of all these dimensions and you're asking me how He looks-how does the Creator of all the spatial dimensions, the Creator of Time looks.
@William Greenfield He's probably red with horns. Wouldn't that be a knee slapper?
The dislikes on this vid are christian cultists
You want to get the crap
Lama
The kiwi rrr is r rr to r me