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  • Опубліковано 14 лип 2014

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  • @Graveburrito
    @Graveburrito 5 років тому +412

    The most American Jesus ever

    • @user-gq4dy7ds4y
      @user-gq4dy7ds4y 5 років тому +10

      That comment was on another version of the same video

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 4 роки тому +1

      This comment had more effort than the actual joke.

    • @skyharpy4623
      @skyharpy4623 4 роки тому +4

      I wish I wasn't American I hate being compared to people like the video
      I wish I was British T-T but never gonna happen RIP

    • @BenBarrett1
      @BenBarrett1 2 роки тому +3

      The only way he could get more Murican would be to have him wearing a MAGA hat.

    • @seferino
      @seferino Рік тому

      Fat murican 🇺🇸

  • @YankeeNationalist
    @YankeeNationalist 5 років тому +195

    This is literally everyone at Buffalo Wild Wings.

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 4 роки тому

      Figuratively.

    • @Lou-nl7el
      @Lou-nl7el 2 роки тому +1

      As a regular at Buffalo Wild Wings I can confirm. This is everyone including me

    • @alekso8254
      @alekso8254 2 роки тому +1

      I've been to buffalo wild wings I haven't seen anyone pig out

    • @seferino
      @seferino Рік тому

      " I'll give everything i have for a god damn powerhouse of diarrhea " 😆😆

  • @LATW_Flashbck_Wolf
    @LATW_Flashbck_Wolf 3 роки тому +62

    Never in my entire life did i think I would see Jesus cussing up a storm, and this is HILARIOUS.

    • @erikolson4454
      @erikolson4454 6 місяців тому +1

      As a pastor, this is wrong, but l actually busted out laughing

  • @AceofSpades1727
    @AceofSpades1727 3 роки тому +56

    “I’d give everything for a powerhouse round of diarrhea” that stopped my heartburn laughed so hard

  • @loganennes5048
    @loganennes5048 4 роки тому +62

    “Powerhouse round of diarrhea” LOL!

  • @chasevernon2822
    @chasevernon2822 5 років тому +163

    I like how he says “I swear to God...” when he’s basically talking about himself lmao

    • @misssarabear420
      @misssarabear420 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sherifbatawy
      @sherifbatawy 3 роки тому +14

      he isn’t God or the son of God, rather the messenger (as human being) of God! Mark 10:18: "Why do you call me good?" Jesus answered. "No one is good--except God alone. Read the Bible!

    • @theenjeneer2493
      @theenjeneer2493 3 роки тому +3

      @@sherifbatawy please shut up

    • @creanium
      @creanium 3 роки тому +6

      And at the end, "Christ, I am never eating again"

    • @danielgutierrez3046
      @danielgutierrez3046 3 роки тому +1

      @@sherifbatawyChristian Statians (it's wrong the term americans) believe that Jesus is God their whole religious structure is that way.

  • @YankeeNationalist
    @YankeeNationalist 5 років тому +61

    “Walk into Jared’s Ribhouse, order the onion fries and hot wings and wash them down with a few beers”

  • @flossie9987
    @flossie9987 5 років тому +37

    When you overeat and regret it later

  • @j.d.schultz1453
    @j.d.schultz1453 3 роки тому +31

    "There's a chance he could one day walk into Jared's ribhouse, order the onion fries and hot wings, wash 'em own with a few beers, and then watch the fucking buttcracker suite put on in the toilet,"
    That's exactly what Fat Jesus did after saying, "Christ, I am NEVER eating again!"

  • @F.S92
    @F.S92 2 роки тому +8

    This Jesus managed to avoid crucifixion. Romans couldn’t find strong enough wood to sustain him.

  • @andiarrohnds5163
    @andiarrohnds5163 2 роки тому +31

    first time i saw this skit i was actually in pain from something i ate... never laughed so hard while suffering before

  • @paradygmshift7826
    @paradygmshift7826 3 роки тому +19

    The irony is that he could've used his healing powers on himself instead of sitting there.

  • @suruxcv
    @suruxcv 2 роки тому +19

    Everytime I get an upset stomach 😭 I go and watch this 😂

    • @dominiccolangelo4965
      @dominiccolangelo4965 2 роки тому +2

      Same here! I always make sure to carry tums and peppermint oil with me everywhere I go!

    • @ZGundam83
      @ZGundam83 Рік тому +1

      Same

  • @kristianarevalo5643
    @kristianarevalo5643 5 років тому +44

    Now I can worship to this jesus

  • @misssarabear420
    @misssarabear420 6 років тому +25

    This is how I feel right now

  • @misssarabear420
    @misssarabear420 4 роки тому +11

    The way he says I guess that’s not gonna happen! 🤣

  • @Kira-Nerys
    @Kira-Nerys 3 роки тому +9

    Unfortunately, I know a guy who is pretty much exactly like this. ಠ_ಠ

  • @manlyman1393
    @manlyman1393 2 роки тому +5

    The last supper but it's at McDonald's in 2021:

  • @j.d.schultz1453
    @j.d.schultz1453 4 роки тому +6

    Jesus looks enough to fit both younger men and the old frail one inside his belly. God damn!

  • @SPCcentralindy8008
    @SPCcentralindy8008 2 роки тому +6

    I normally hate self centered people, but this is funny af

  • @supermarioworld3362
    @supermarioworld3362 4 роки тому +14

    Plot Twist:
    That is Jesus’s brother

  • @ShawnSmith183
    @ShawnSmith183 4 роки тому +9

    Watching this after eating chips and Tostitos spicy habenero pepper salsa.... watching this on the toilet rn

  • @chocolatechipmarshmallow6872
    @chocolatechipmarshmallow6872 7 років тому +61

    this s**t is f**king up my day

  • @travisdelafuente1150
    @travisdelafuente1150 11 місяців тому +3

    I just wish this was on a Family Guy episode and it could have gone like this-
    Peter: My wife thinks I'm so fat and stupid and don't care about the kids, damn I'm even worse than Fat Jesus.

  • @tomscrazygameroom
    @tomscrazygameroom 7 років тому +76

    sometimes I find his stuff funny, sometimes I just think its stupid. Maybe I'm just getting older... I dunno.

    • @darksigner9572
      @darksigner9572 7 років тому +35

      John Kolbek Nah you're just becoming gay

    • @haydenfoulds6275
      @haydenfoulds6275 4 роки тому +1

      +DarkSigner X - Doubt

    • @nicolaischmidt368
      @nicolaischmidt368 4 роки тому +2

      DarkSigner · lmao what

    • @SpiderandMosquito
      @SpiderandMosquito 4 роки тому +1

      No this isn't funny there's nothing clever happening here at all and I can explain why. I was having a conversation on another UA-cam video about this specific skit and how the commenter was disappointed buy it because his expectation was actually much funnier and it's not even that much more thought put into it. He expected the bit to be about how and overweight Jesus is being condemned and the Romans are struggling to put him on the cross because he's so fat. Think about how much more funny that would have been than just some American stereotype refusing to help a dying man and bitching about his indigestion for just shy of a minute 40 seconds.

    • @ToadrixAce
      @ToadrixAce 3 роки тому +1

      @@SpiderandMosquito so this isnt funny cause its not as funny as something else to you?

  • @rubenespinoza5146
    @rubenespinoza5146 3 роки тому +4

    They should of made a spin-off of fat Jesus lol

  • @ibukigoesbrr6081
    @ibukigoesbrr6081 2 роки тому +3

    That aint jesus, thats cheesus fries!

  • @MarshallMathersthe7th
    @MarshallMathersthe7th 4 місяці тому +1

    Goddammit why did i have to eat the whole bucket of Kfc hotwings, this acid reflex is fucking up my day.

  • @cocofellas
    @cocofellas Рік тому +4

    Me after Taco Bell be like

  • @kxinha6588
    @kxinha6588 3 місяці тому

    "oh man, i tell you what somebody wanna heal this .... the acid reflex man, this sh*t if fuc**ng up my day"
    relatable

  • @aaronjohnreyes7670
    @aaronjohnreyes7670 Рік тому +2

    We got a month and a half to start getting back up again

  • @Balmeli29
    @Balmeli29 6 місяців тому +1

    This is seriously me right now after a Christmas dinner

  • @Wildman-lc3ur
    @Wildman-lc3ur 2 роки тому +1

    He turns water into melted butter

  • @justinmarston4106
    @justinmarston4106 7 років тому +30

    relatable

  • @peterlawless2686
    @peterlawless2686 6 місяців тому

    I f**king love this $h*t!!!😂😂😂

  • @voltd393
    @voltd393 4 роки тому +5

    *laughs * alright I’m going to hell

  • @leonardomaranhao2861
    @leonardomaranhao2861 2 місяці тому

    Its weird hearing Seth being Jesus.

  • @SPCcentralindy8008
    @SPCcentralindy8008 Рік тому +1

    Peach Wicked Ale with A1 Sauce

  • @gardnerbrook
    @gardnerbrook 3 роки тому +1

    "does anybody have any pepsin or anything so I can settle this fucking cauldron of shit in my stomach? I swear to God I'd give everything I have right now just for a god'dam powerhouse round of diarrhoea"

  • @J0ZZE123
    @J0ZZE123 2 роки тому

    His hand when he says "advice".

  • @FloraJoannaK
    @FloraJoannaK 5 років тому +2

    Slow death of fast food-- They can't even crucify ol' Jessie there, and when he finally returns to his Dad, he'll be like What the shit did they do to ya?! If this were the second coming, the Multiverse would soon after have its plug pulled. Shame on you, McDonald's.

  • @qbeats8424
    @qbeats8424 3 роки тому +2

    Ill give him something better, advice 😂😂😂

  • @sherylldelumen2832
    @sherylldelumen2832 10 місяців тому +2

    Got me dying🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheChrisrods77
    @TheChrisrods77 10 місяців тому +1

    Jared's Rib House

  • @marhec69
    @marhec69 8 місяців тому

    This scene makes fun of Jesus Christ and American stereotypes.

  • @ChristianCaseGaming
    @ChristianCaseGaming Рік тому +1

    I'm going to hell for laughing at this. It's so sacrilegious god forgive me for I have sinned. That's how I feel right now with my guts a cauldron of shit in my stomach

  • @joeyocom5087
    @joeyocom5087 2 роки тому +1

    I wonder if he ever said Dad Dammit !!!!

  • @vintage9240
    @vintage9240 6 днів тому

    Lol this is beyond funny 😂

  • @raymondkarwacki8861
    @raymondkarwacki8861 5 років тому +4

    Oh man this is funny

  • @Nakeethus_Hunter
    @Nakeethus_Hunter 4 роки тому +3

    Is this Shoko Asahara?

  • @xxkewldudexx
    @xxkewldudexx 6 років тому +5

    Top kek 😂😂😂

  • @AdrianMartinez-en1nb
    @AdrianMartinez-en1nb Рік тому

    Imagine Lois being in this one instead of Jesus

  • @MsLangham100
    @MsLangham100 6 років тому +10

    swear ive seen this video somewhere before?? suspicious 🤔🤔🤔

  • @masterprattu
    @masterprattu 17 днів тому

    Me After eating 2 large happy meals

  • @ramseyharding5386
    @ramseyharding5386 6 років тому +32

    Hey Seth where's Muhammad

    • @yousefalrajeh3119
      @yousefalrajeh3119 6 років тому +1

      Ramsey Harding you are not funny at all ! i am muslim and i am upset about the way they made Jesus look!! we believe that Jesus is is prohet if God and noone can become muslim if he said anything bad about any prohet

    • @danobrien4890
      @danobrien4890 6 років тому +2

      yousef alrajeh Kaboom

    • @furryxlove770
      @furryxlove770 6 років тому +1

      I remember wen south park did an episode about that but they didnt shlw muhammad either

    • @EternalxAutumn
      @EternalxAutumn 5 років тому

      And you think fox would air a characterization of Muhammed?
      😂😂😂

    • @ulriklm1
      @ulriklm1 4 роки тому +5

      I don't think it's allowed to air anything with pedophiles anymore..

  • @RachelDeRosier010894
    @RachelDeRosier010894 3 роки тому +2

    Job was in the Old Testament

  • @FusionHero1298
    @FusionHero1298 5 місяців тому

    If my dad saw this he'll for sure say "Anyone who makes fun of Jesus or God will go to hell". My dad is very religious. To me I find this stuff funny cause these comedians make fun of anything and anyone.

  • @ajnalee4530
    @ajnalee4530 5 років тому +2

    Some pepto bismol will do it lol

  • @FreyofKtau
    @FreyofKtau 3 роки тому +1

    powerhouse round of diarrhea XD

  • @kevinblanch
    @kevinblanch 2 роки тому

    American manufactured JESUS ON BALCO

  • @rainbowsadface4100
    @rainbowsadface4100 3 роки тому +2

    I’m guessing Jesus lunch was kfc

    • @Britoalex103
      @Britoalex103 3 роки тому

      Nope. Jarred's Ribhouse. He blatantly mentioned it in the video.

  • @Nostalnerd
    @Nostalnerd Рік тому

    Does this mean I'm going to hell for laughing?

  • @raymondfiammetta72
    @raymondfiammetta72 4 роки тому +2

    Anorexic and Obese are both bad .

  • @flossie9987
    @flossie9987 4 роки тому +1

    Mood be like

  • @thecrock2474
    @thecrock2474 3 роки тому

    Lard jesus

  • @waynesalter3383
    @waynesalter3383 6 років тому +1

    Lmaoo

  • @ScoccoSLB
    @ScoccoSLB 3 роки тому

    John Goodman Jesus.

  • @Waymar19
    @Waymar19 3 роки тому +1

    Fuckin up my day

  • @ramseyharding5386
    @ramseyharding5386 6 років тому +1

    Please draw me a picture

  • @carter8443
    @carter8443 5 років тому +2

    I cant be the only one who just decided to look up jesus is fat!!! LOL

  • @ed0985587
    @ed0985587 5 років тому +1

    This was on Family Guy? Hmmm I’ve never seen this. Deleted scene maybe?

    • @patgogan7324
      @patgogan7324 5 років тому

      It's not it's from cavalcade of comedy that came out a few years back

  • @musiciangal02453
    @musiciangal02453 3 роки тому +1

    What Family Guy episode is this from?

    • @DocumentaryHub
      @DocumentaryHub  3 роки тому +2

      This isn't from a episode. Its from this: ua-cam.com/video/W4ept2enjRw/v-deo.html

    • @musiciangal02453
      @musiciangal02453 Рік тому +1

      @M. Zacharias895 This was definitely funny 😂

    • @wandaperi
      @wandaperi 3 місяці тому

      " Seth MacFarlane's _Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy_ "

  • @olivasveronica5081
    @olivasveronica5081 4 роки тому

    this is funny

  • @Tally-MMall
    @Tally-MMall 2 роки тому

    is this reconsider as a sin

  • @anakovac4952
    @anakovac4952 Рік тому

    I love Jesus Christ

  • @shannongrymes6264
    @shannongrymes6264 Рік тому

    Well that was something 😶

  • @aidenzach8911
    @aidenzach8911 3 роки тому

    this is america

  • @htg27
    @htg27 4 роки тому

    what show is this

  • @King_Colombia_Inc
    @King_Colombia_Inc 6 місяців тому

    0:53

  • @tamikafrison4698
    @tamikafrison4698 2 роки тому +1

    Jude 1:14-15 don't talk bad about Jesus he said he coming to convince people "Read" Jesus want you to read this Galatians 4:29 we don't even supposed to use filthy communication. Romans 6:14-18

  • @aaronjohnreyes7670
    @aaronjohnreyes7670 Рік тому +1

    Add a comment...

  • @tarshiraharper6873
    @tarshiraharper6873 4 роки тому +2

    Omg lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aaronjohnreyes7670
    @aaronjohnreyes7670 Рік тому

    a little squeeze

  • @sfuoiv2172
    @sfuoiv2172 3 роки тому +1

    Jesus is not like that he is nice😡😭

    • @DocumentaryHub
      @DocumentaryHub  3 роки тому +3

      According to the bible Jesus was okay with slavery.....

  • @schrodingerscat3912
    @schrodingerscat3912 6 років тому

    ha....ha........ha

  • @chrisboom8699
    @chrisboom8699 4 роки тому +1

    Peach wicked ail with a1 sauce?🤔🤷‍♂️ lol

    • @MsJooy
      @MsJooy 4 роки тому

      Was wonder the same like wtf is that even mean

    • @amyartlover
      @amyartlover 3 роки тому

      IKR, sounds gross

    • @simonacland9028
      @simonacland9028 2 роки тому

      I think he's saying "don't mix Pete's wicked ale' which by the sounds of that is a heavy ass beer lol

  • @IshitonKEWLmembers
    @IshitonKEWLmembers 6 років тому

    This is really funny because fuck Jesus man

  • @haydenfoulds6275
    @haydenfoulds6275 4 роки тому

    What religion is this? 🤔

  • @JDouble_
    @JDouble_ 6 років тому +3

    no..

  • @Wyte-noyz
    @Wyte-noyz 6 років тому +3

    So...he's pretty much the same...but fat?

  • @skatepark1ful
    @skatepark1ful Рік тому

    And now y’all all are pooo!!!

  • @1862x2
    @1862x2 28 днів тому

    🙏🏼💩🚽

  • @PajamaManFan
    @PajamaManFan 8 років тому +2

    Eww Gross!

  • @mr.kobayashi1675
    @mr.kobayashi1675 4 роки тому +5

    More truth in it, than in any chapter of the bible...

  • @rafaelarturobelisariotorre1781
    @rafaelarturobelisariotorre1781 6 років тому +1

    It is a sin to laugh at the saint Jesus

    • @7uplusprite
      @7uplusprite 5 років тому +7

      Then Jesus should not eat barbeque steak sandwich

  • @spiderman20997
    @spiderman20997 Рік тому

    as an christian i dont accept this show
    because its insulting and harrasing 😐

  • @chappychap7548
    @chappychap7548 6 років тому +7

    I loved how he called it Pepsid instead of Pepsi, that's hilarious!

    • @IshitonKEWLmembers
      @IshitonKEWLmembers 6 років тому +14

      No its Pepcid... it inhibits stomach acid production and is meant to relieve gastroesophageal reflux disease and peptic ulcers... . He wasn't joking about pepsi.....

    • @DA-bh2wj
      @DA-bh2wj 3 роки тому +1

      goofball

    • @ChristianCaseGaming
      @ChristianCaseGaming Рік тому +1

      Pepcid is a antacid you dingleberry 😆

  • @alex3rd11
    @alex3rd11 6 років тому +7

    poorly written

  • @leslieam9808
    @leslieam9808 5 років тому +1

    That's not Jesus

  • @moneyflow9984
    @moneyflow9984 4 роки тому

    UA-cam I’m disappointed at you ☹️