he isn’t God or the son of God, rather the messenger (as human being) of God! Mark 10:18: "Why do you call me good?" Jesus answered. "No one is good--except God alone. Read the Bible!
"There's a chance he could one day walk into Jared's ribhouse, order the onion fries and hot wings, wash 'em own with a few beers, and then watch the fucking buttcracker suite put on in the toilet," That's exactly what Fat Jesus did after saying, "Christ, I am NEVER eating again!"
I just wish this was on a Family Guy episode and it could have gone like this- Peter: My wife thinks I'm so fat and stupid and don't care about the kids, damn I'm even worse than Fat Jesus.
No this isn't funny there's nothing clever happening here at all and I can explain why. I was having a conversation on another UA-cam video about this specific skit and how the commenter was disappointed buy it because his expectation was actually much funnier and it's not even that much more thought put into it. He expected the bit to be about how and overweight Jesus is being condemned and the Romans are struggling to put him on the cross because he's so fat. Think about how much more funny that would have been than just some American stereotype refusing to help a dying man and bitching about his indigestion for just shy of a minute 40 seconds.
"does anybody have any pepsin or anything so I can settle this fucking cauldron of shit in my stomach? I swear to God I'd give everything I have right now just for a god'dam powerhouse round of diarrhoea"
Slow death of fast food-- They can't even crucify ol' Jessie there, and when he finally returns to his Dad, he'll be like What the shit did they do to ya?! If this were the second coming, the Multiverse would soon after have its plug pulled. Shame on you, McDonald's.
I'm going to hell for laughing at this. It's so sacrilegious god forgive me for I have sinned. That's how I feel right now with my guts a cauldron of shit in my stomach
Ramsey Harding you are not funny at all ! i am muslim and i am upset about the way they made Jesus look!! we believe that Jesus is is prohet if God and noone can become muslim if he said anything bad about any prohet
If my dad saw this he'll for sure say "Anyone who makes fun of Jesus or God will go to hell". My dad is very religious. To me I find this stuff funny cause these comedians make fun of anything and anyone.
Jude 1:14-15 don't talk bad about Jesus he said he coming to convince people "Read" Jesus want you to read this Galatians 4:29 we don't even supposed to use filthy communication. Romans 6:14-18
No its Pepcid... it inhibits stomach acid production and is meant to relieve gastroesophageal reflux disease and peptic ulcers... . He wasn't joking about pepsi.....
The most American Jesus ever
That comment was on another version of the same video
This comment had more effort than the actual joke.
I wish I wasn't American I hate being compared to people like the video
I wish I was British T-T but never gonna happen RIP
The only way he could get more Murican would be to have him wearing a MAGA hat.
Fat murican 🇺🇸
This is literally everyone at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Figuratively.
As a regular at Buffalo Wild Wings I can confirm. This is everyone including me
I've been to buffalo wild wings I haven't seen anyone pig out
" I'll give everything i have for a god damn powerhouse of diarrhea " 😆😆
Never in my entire life did i think I would see Jesus cussing up a storm, and this is HILARIOUS.
As a pastor, this is wrong, but l actually busted out laughing
“I’d give everything for a powerhouse round of diarrhea” that stopped my heartburn laughed so hard
“Powerhouse round of diarrhea” LOL!
I like how he says “I swear to God...” when he’s basically talking about himself lmao
🤣🤣🤣
he isn’t God or the son of God, rather the messenger (as human being) of God! Mark 10:18: "Why do you call me good?" Jesus answered. "No one is good--except God alone. Read the Bible!
@@sherifbatawy please shut up
And at the end, "Christ, I am never eating again"
@@sherifbatawyChristian Statians (it's wrong the term americans) believe that Jesus is God their whole religious structure is that way.
“Walk into Jared’s Ribhouse, order the onion fries and hot wings and wash them down with a few beers”
I still don't know what Jared's Ribhouse even is?
+Hayden Foulds *watch
@@haydenfoulds6275 *wash
When you overeat and regret it later
"There's a chance he could one day walk into Jared's ribhouse, order the onion fries and hot wings, wash 'em own with a few beers, and then watch the fucking buttcracker suite put on in the toilet,"
That's exactly what Fat Jesus did after saying, "Christ, I am NEVER eating again!"
This Jesus managed to avoid crucifixion. Romans couldn’t find strong enough wood to sustain him.
first time i saw this skit i was actually in pain from something i ate... never laughed so hard while suffering before
The irony is that he could've used his healing powers on himself instead of sitting there.
Everytime I get an upset stomach 😭 I go and watch this 😂
Same here! I always make sure to carry tums and peppermint oil with me everywhere I go!
Same
Now I can worship to this jesus
This is how I feel right now
The way he says I guess that’s not gonna happen! 🤣
Unfortunately, I know a guy who is pretty much exactly like this. ಠ_ಠ
The last supper but it's at McDonald's in 2021:
Jesus looks enough to fit both younger men and the old frail one inside his belly. God damn!
I normally hate self centered people, but this is funny af
Plot Twist:
That is Jesus’s brother
Craig Christ
If that's the case, no wonder it was omitted from the Bible. 😆
Bro, His brothers are Jude, James, Simon and Joses.
obesus
Watching this after eating chips and Tostitos spicy habenero pepper salsa.... watching this on the toilet rn
this s**t is f**king up my day
I just wish this was on a Family Guy episode and it could have gone like this-
Peter: My wife thinks I'm so fat and stupid and don't care about the kids, damn I'm even worse than Fat Jesus.
sometimes I find his stuff funny, sometimes I just think its stupid. Maybe I'm just getting older... I dunno.
John Kolbek Nah you're just becoming gay
+DarkSigner X - Doubt
DarkSigner · lmao what
No this isn't funny there's nothing clever happening here at all and I can explain why. I was having a conversation on another UA-cam video about this specific skit and how the commenter was disappointed buy it because his expectation was actually much funnier and it's not even that much more thought put into it. He expected the bit to be about how and overweight Jesus is being condemned and the Romans are struggling to put him on the cross because he's so fat. Think about how much more funny that would have been than just some American stereotype refusing to help a dying man and bitching about his indigestion for just shy of a minute 40 seconds.
@@SpiderandMosquito so this isnt funny cause its not as funny as something else to you?
They should of made a spin-off of fat Jesus lol
That aint jesus, thats cheesus fries!
Goddammit why did i have to eat the whole bucket of Kfc hotwings, this acid reflex is fucking up my day.
Me after Taco Bell be like
"oh man, i tell you what somebody wanna heal this .... the acid reflex man, this sh*t if fuc**ng up my day"
relatable
We got a month and a half to start getting back up again
This is seriously me right now after a Christmas dinner
He turns water into melted butter
relatable
I f**king love this $h*t!!!😂😂😂
*laughs * alright I’m going to hell
Its weird hearing Seth being Jesus.
Peach Wicked Ale with A1 Sauce
"does anybody have any pepsin or anything so I can settle this fucking cauldron of shit in my stomach? I swear to God I'd give everything I have right now just for a god'dam powerhouse round of diarrhoea"
His hand when he says "advice".
Slow death of fast food-- They can't even crucify ol' Jessie there, and when he finally returns to his Dad, he'll be like What the shit did they do to ya?! If this were the second coming, the Multiverse would soon after have its plug pulled. Shame on you, McDonald's.
Ill give him something better, advice 😂😂😂
Got me dying🤣🤣🤣
Jared's Rib House
This scene makes fun of Jesus Christ and American stereotypes.
I'm going to hell for laughing at this. It's so sacrilegious god forgive me for I have sinned. That's how I feel right now with my guts a cauldron of shit in my stomach
I wonder if he ever said Dad Dammit !!!!
Lol this is beyond funny 😂
Oh man this is funny
Is this Shoko Asahara?
Top kek 😂😂😂
Imagine Lois being in this one instead of Jesus
swear ive seen this video somewhere before?? suspicious 🤔🤔🤔
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
+BenS AYYYYYY!
Me After eating 2 large happy meals
Hey Seth where's Muhammad
Ramsey Harding you are not funny at all ! i am muslim and i am upset about the way they made Jesus look!! we believe that Jesus is is prohet if God and noone can become muslim if he said anything bad about any prohet
yousef alrajeh Kaboom
I remember wen south park did an episode about that but they didnt shlw muhammad either
And you think fox would air a characterization of Muhammed?
😂😂😂
I don't think it's allowed to air anything with pedophiles anymore..
Job was in the Old Testament
So?
If my dad saw this he'll for sure say "Anyone who makes fun of Jesus or God will go to hell". My dad is very religious. To me I find this stuff funny cause these comedians make fun of anything and anyone.
Some pepto bismol will do it lol
powerhouse round of diarrhea XD
American manufactured JESUS ON BALCO
I’m guessing Jesus lunch was kfc
Nope. Jarred's Ribhouse. He blatantly mentioned it in the video.
Does this mean I'm going to hell for laughing?
Anorexic and Obese are both bad .
Mood be like
Lard jesus
Lmaoo
John Goodman Jesus.
Fuckin up my day
Please draw me a picture
I cant be the only one who just decided to look up jesus is fat!!! LOL
haha me too hahahha
This was on Family Guy? Hmmm I’ve never seen this. Deleted scene maybe?
It's not it's from cavalcade of comedy that came out a few years back
What Family Guy episode is this from?
This isn't from a episode. Its from this: ua-cam.com/video/W4ept2enjRw/v-deo.html
@M. Zacharias895 This was definitely funny 😂
" Seth MacFarlane's _Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy_ "
this is funny
is this reconsider as a sin
I love Jesus Christ
Well that was something 😶
this is america
what show is this
Roseanne
0:53
Jude 1:14-15 don't talk bad about Jesus he said he coming to convince people "Read" Jesus want you to read this Galatians 4:29 we don't even supposed to use filthy communication. Romans 6:14-18
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Omg lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
a little squeeze
Jesus is not like that he is nice😡😭
According to the bible Jesus was okay with slavery.....
ha....ha........ha
Peach wicked ail with a1 sauce?🤔🤷♂️ lol
Was wonder the same like wtf is that even mean
IKR, sounds gross
I think he's saying "don't mix Pete's wicked ale' which by the sounds of that is a heavy ass beer lol
This is really funny because fuck Jesus man
What religion is this? 🤔
Fatfuckism
@@MrNotorius5500 nice
no..
So...he's pretty much the same...but fat?
+You Tube Quite possible.
And now y’all all are pooo!!!
🙏🏼💩🚽
Eww Gross!
More truth in it, than in any chapter of the bible...
Ok bud
Gold words.
Why the ellipses?
It is a sin to laugh at the saint Jesus
Then Jesus should not eat barbeque steak sandwich
as an christian i dont accept this show
because its insulting and harrasing 😐
but you are totally fine when talm000000d insults him
I loved how he called it Pepsid instead of Pepsi, that's hilarious!
No its Pepcid... it inhibits stomach acid production and is meant to relieve gastroesophageal reflux disease and peptic ulcers... . He wasn't joking about pepsi.....
goofball
Pepcid is a antacid you dingleberry 😆
poorly written
That's not Jesus
UA-cam I’m disappointed at you ☹️