@@joel6672 she quit the class after the lesson in setting up jokes so she only learned to set up jokes not finished them like "the professor is so old,. . . ."
Annie: When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a “pool party” that turned out to be a baptism. Shirley: Well, excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.
I think this is extremely underrated: Abed: "College is where most mental health problems manifest" Troy: "I hope I get multiple personalities" *beat* "it gets lonely in the shower"
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared of me! Beause I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!
We don't know his nationality but we at least know for sure that Chang spoke chinese. In the episode where a rival company tries to merge with Hawthorne Wipes, there's a scene where Jeff and Pierce's new asian girlfriend have a brief conversation which ends with her handing him a wet wipe with the label "Red Dragon". Chang then appears and mentions that her name also meant "Red Dragon" in chinese. Jeff then used this info to expose her as a corporate spy.
"You sat in a room for twenty-six. Straight. Hours! Didn't that bother you?" "Yeah I was livid." "Then why didn't you leave?!" "Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends."
El Principe I woulda liked an inclusion of 'You know what else is nice? The rainforest. Too bad our fascist oligarchies are raping them to make hamburgers LOOK IT UP!'
my favorite exchange in community will always be: troy: jeff, what does a pregnancy test look like? jeff: like a little white plastic tube with a thingy at the end troy: okay so this is definitely a gun
Wow, no one talking about the best lines of the show. Jeff - "I'm saying you're a football player, it's in your blood" Troy - "That's racist" Jeff - "Your soul" Troy - "That's racist" Jeff - "Your eyes ?" Troy - "That's gay ?" Jeff - "That's homophobic" Troy - "That's black" Jeff - "That's racist" Troy - "Daamn"
I can’t be the only one who remembers when Troy said “I’ve seen enough movies to know that poking a hole in the back of a raft makes it go faster”. Had me rolling
The best one for me is from Abed: "When you really know who you are and the things you like about yourself, changing for other people isn't such a big deal".
the joke is that annie only attended the class for setting up jokes, but never got around to learning about punchlines. so when she goes "the professor is so old..." it sounds like she's setting up a joke so the study group, and the audience expects that to be followed up with a punchline - but like she said, she dropped the class after set ups. so we don't get a punchline and THAT becomes the joke. :)
One of my favorites from Britta and Shirley: "Excuse me Britta, I think we about the same age." "Yeah, unless time is linear." "I'll make your ass linear." "That doesn't make any sense!" "I'll make your ass sense."
One of the few times Britta was right and Shirley was wrong: Britta's 28 in season one, Shirley's the same age as Jeff, and Jeff turned 40 in Season 5.
Pierce had so much potential but he had to be racist and homophobic Not to mention the constant s3ggs jokes It’s sad, I actually liked his character sometimes :(
I feel like Chevy Chase just wandered onto the set one day and they just shot the show around him and he had no actual script as he thought it was real life.
Robertson Thirdly yep, when I started the show I was in 9th grade and thought he was so unfunny, annoying and forced. Nowadays at 21 I just love him. He’s Greendales soul.
@@juli8288 Well I choose to interpret it as "I don't need luck, I never had luck." Considering his abusive father, failed marriages and inability to relate with people. Also the fact that he says this line on a boat he made himself because his friends let him fake die to get an A in a very stupid class.. I don't know I find it very sad but cool at the same time because he just never gives up.
The line that although I relate to Abad as the greatest Aspergers character put in media, I felt the trueness of Pierce's statement and liked him after that. He had persistence!
@@redskullz1249 Having money was never what he 'wanted' He used it to try and blackmail, control and buy intimacy but all Pierce wanted was to belong to a family and have friends.
or when they start a secret vote to keep Jack Black in the group, so they cover their eyes; Annie: We won't know the results Pierce: Well say your vote outloud Shirley: We'll know eachother's voices Pierce: Troy's got a point
Sheriff K that's one of the best written pieces of dialogue ever on television. Second only to Britta and Jeff, "What do I know, I'm Jeff Winger's dumb gay dad!"
"You're a football player Troy, it's in your blood!" "That's racist." "In your soul!" "THAT's racist." "In your eyes?" "That's gay." "That's homophobic." "That's black." "That's racist!" "Damn..."
Dean: Because of the environmental weeek we are changing the name to envirodale. Starburns: But we are already called greendale.Dean: Ok we need to print new posters..Secretary: But we already printed 5000 of these. Dean: Well then print 5000 more, im trying to save the planet here! - genius
Between the exchange where Prof Duncan asks Jeff "whats wrong with your degree, i thought you got it from Columbia", to which Jeff responds "but now i need to get it in America" & that Dean quote about saving the planet ---- the pilot was so strong, i knew i found a strong show i would love.
I always liked, "Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl!" "How 'bout I pound you like a boy that didn't come out right." Edit - Holy crap 3.9K likes? When did that happen?!?
“The professor was so old…” line kills me
I don't understand that joke
@@joel6672 she quit the class after the lesson in setting up jokes so she only learned to set up jokes not finished them like "the professor is so old,. . . ."
Especially the way everybody leaned in to hear the punchline
I think the joke was there was no joke just the statement which sounded like a setup for the joke but was not
@@niteshprabhu6791 Yes, but as Mirae stated, beacuse she only took the class on set ups, the joke doesn't work without that vital bit of info
“If you mess up one more time, I’m segregating the school.”
x7universe best quote
Dean: *hands Annie an orange*
Annie: “what is this?”
Dean: “scene 4”
"To meet different people" "Stop calling me different!!"
Honestly one of the best episodes
one the best quotes honestly
Jeff Winger: “The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note.”
God, Jeff has the laziest lines ever.
@@jenm1 yeah.. that’s kinda the point of his character
I thought they were pretty quick though
I liked "Okay, I will talk to Chang... But if you find my body, dont believe the suicide note." better
I use this regularly.
I still love “you’ll play the role of my father” “I don’t want to be your father” “perfect you already know your lines”
I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You were out there and you weren’t looking for me!”
This one stopped being funny at the end tough...
it's brilliant
So fucking good
"Fire can't go through doors, stupid, it's not a ghost"
"Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid, they're not fire"
You need to check the door before you go through it
oh OH
Lol I love how writers leave small details for us to find
I don't remember that, what's the context?
Pedro The first line was said as a small joke, but then the second line was said a bunch of episodes later as a much delayed nod to the previous gag
Annie: When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a “pool party” that turned out to be a baptism.
Shirley: Well, excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.
What episode is this?
😂😂
I told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a picture. You can't disappoint a picture!
I love that episode so much
reAdInG rAinBoW *sob* rEaDinG rAinBow
I HATE YOU PIERCE! I HATE YOU SO MUCH (screams into the void)
I HATE YOU PIERCE
AAAAAAAAAA
"Oh well, more fish for Kunta"
"I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"
It paid off so well throughout the show
I quote that all of the time lol
Me watching beast stars
You’re streets ahead.
- Me when I first watched Hentai
"Who are you texting all the time, everyone you know is in this room!"
"The only difference between Señor Chang and Stalin is that I know who Señor Chang is."
-Troy
et tu brute! am i using that right?
@@adamdevlin4533 no et tu? means you too?
@@expiredmilk5435 do they find thoughts in our butts?
@@expiredmilk5435 "We gotta tell people!!!"
*Walks out of the study room and into the middle of the library*
"MINUSES ARE MADE UP"
if chang was dictator I can actually see him being much worse xD
“That’s like blaming owls for how much I suck at making analogies.”
That's pretty fucking clever
“I know what an analogy is! It’s like a thought with another thought’s hat on it.”
@@perunplague9794 Jeff's facial reaction is absolutely perfect. He's trying to find a flaw in her analogy of what an analogy is lmao
That one was so funny
She really Britta'd it
Pierce: I don't hold grudges Jeffrey. My father held grudges, I'll always hate him for that.
oh i just got the joke
@@jimmy4417 It took me about 4 rewatches to get that joke
Lmao
Britta: “Annie, I know I’ve never told you this, but I come from a long line of wives and mothers”
Many do...
😂😂😂😂
I mean, it's certainly impressive that none of the children in that long line was born out of wedlock.
@@tarsierontherun why would that be impressive
@@tarsierontherun line of wives _and_ mothers, so maybe not all were married.
Pierce: "I need to send this email before the post office closes."
No one else like this comment! 666 is the perfect level of irony
welcome to Japan
I think this is extremely underrated:
Abed: "College is where most mental health problems manifest"
Troy: "I hope I get multiple personalities" *beat* "it gets lonely in the shower"
which episode is that?
@@giovanna5380 Unfortunately, I don't remember. I think it's in season 1 though
@@giovanna5380 It's the pottery episode in season 1
Britta: When’s our culture gonna outgrow this wedding thing.
Annie: You’re anti-wedding now?
Jeff: No, she’s just pro-anti.
No to what both of you said!
underrated line !
perfect description of britta
That's why she is the worst
Liberals in a nutshell
The fact that streets ahead isn’t in this is streets behind
the video maker got changnesia
hahahaha
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar
Another stuffed shirt with another white collar
Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie
And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies
Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em
Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em
Barack Obama is scared of me!
Beause I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free
Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!
@@William.Shakespeare ah yes, poetry
@@paballomatlhabegoane3697 No, I’ve always dean that
I’m surprised, “NOW THIS IS A MAN, WHO KNOWS HOW TO MARRY HIS COUSIN!” Wasn’t on the list. Best line of the last three seasons
This Dan Harmon seems like a real interesting character, sure hope he doesn't overplay that joke.
chang: are you ignoring me because im korean?
shirley: chang youre chinese
chang: oh like theres a difference!
Firuza H. This is even funnier when you realize the actor is Korean
Later on in the show he tries to read Korean characters and says he really thinks he’s korean
We don't know his nationality but we at least know for sure that Chang spoke chinese. In the episode where a rival company tries to merge with Hawthorne Wipes, there's a scene where Jeff and Pierce's new asian girlfriend have a brief conversation which ends with her handing him a wet wipe with the label "Red Dragon". Chang then appears and mentions that her name also meant "Red Dragon" in chinese. Jeff then used this info to expose her as a corporate spy.
Psyclops No it’s confirmed he’s chinese. The GI Joe episode at the end Shirley says it. That’s what I was talking about in the above comment
@@psyclops973 Chang is a chinese surname you RACIST PIECE OF CRAP
"Troy, you can't bring that in here!"
"Yes I can, it's all-terrain, dummy!"
👌
Say what you want! I’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster!
@@coltonwilliams9090 famous last words 😂
“I loved you in IMDB” literally dying over this one
It literally gets me every time
except they cut the even funnier part where just after that he says to Annie, "that was tragic"
Greatest quote "I was never one to hold a grudge, Jeffrey. My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that."- Piece Hawthorne
That reminds me of "one and done I always say. I say it once." Solid joke.
(From "Zombieland")
Best quote in my opinion, "You mess this up one more time and I'm segregating the school." Dean Pelton
“I’ll tell you what my father told me the night I lost my virginity, ‘Just pick one, they all cost the same’.” -Pierce Hawthorne
I dunno
No...
"Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines."
"Of course I am Abed"
*Intense music*
Britta: "ROXAAAAAAAAANE!"
Jeff: "No!"
Happy Housewarming Troy
@@nmcintosh8769 “Bathroom?”
@TadTod27 "I'm gonna get a drink"
*Stands up*
*WHACK*
3:00
“Greendale’s music department is flat baroque.”
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Dean?
I never picked up on this because that is not how we say baroque where I'm from.
... now I get it!
Troy and Abed restaurant scene: "They said market price... WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT?!"
Gary Gulman has a great bit about market price
I imagined a posh waiter looking back at them and replying to this - "Somewhere with Class...." :D
This is my favorite! Hahaha
TROY AND ABED AT A REEEESTAURANT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED HARD AT THIS SCENE 😂😂😂
“I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty.”
“You can excuse racism?”
😳
They kept the episode this was said in but they removed one of the best episodes of the series for cosplaying Dark Elves?
Is joke?
@@jacoblevenson7934 wtf
jacob levenson from elder scrolls games or what?
Troy: “You’re more of a fun vampire. You don’t suck blood, you just suck.”
All time favorite line
"knock knock. Who's there? Cancer. Oh good come in, for a second I thought it was Britta"
"Uruguay kindly requests that Somalia stops pronouncing it UR-A-GAY"
Switzerland would like to discuss the threat of earth 2
The tropical paradise of Somalia graciously yields
as someone who is from uruguay, that joke was VERY relatable
@@fedo4849 y la emocion de ser mencionados es increible aunque sea asi
CRISIS ALERT!
"My self-published novels aren't going to publish themselves."
Who said this 😂😂😂
@@keretaman Duncan lol
And writing time travel stories is really harrrrrrrrrrd
gucci babx no it was the dean
"You sat in a room for twenty-six. Straight. Hours! Didn't that bother you?"
"Yeah I was livid."
"Then why didn't you leave?!"
"Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends."
Precious Abed ❤
Awww...
Abed the mind bender heart breaker
"WHAT is UP with that CAT!?"
"IS SOMEONE T H R O W I N G IT!!?"
I had to pause the episode because I couldn't stop laughing
Abed - "What about the zombies"
Jeff - "BACK BURNER, this cat must be dealt with" lmao
I laughed so hard at that scene
I was pissing myself why was the cat just being thrown? 😭
ONE OF THE BEST LINES
"Annie, you're acting like a little schoolgirl and not in a hot way."
Athith Anandavathanan yeah that was a gross oversight by the makers of this video. Easily one of the best quotes in the whole series
Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.
@@MiniSage Britta and Annie's actresses are the same age, so that line is always funny to me.
MiniSage shut up shut up shut up you insignificant clod
@@howardsaintpaul7232 Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.
One of my favorites
Jeff: Pierce will say something more racist within one minute
Troy: You're not my mom, Shirley
Pierce: She's not?
Jeff: 29 seconds
so glad someone said this i love this one
Missed one of my favorites: "i can excuse racism but i draw the line at animal cruelty" "you can excuse racism?"
El Principe I woulda liked an inclusion of 'You know what else is nice? The rainforest. Too bad our fascist oligarchies are raping them to make hamburgers LOOK IT UP!'
My favourite is "Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!"
Julia Gregory my absolute favorite scene. just reading your comment made me laugh because I visualized Jeff struggling in that straitjacket😂
karda009 Britta😂
@@stewardsteward9822 uhh wtf. Context? Did I miss something or are you just plugging a random song?
Jeff waking up Pierce.
"Discrimination lawsuit."
Immediately wakes up. "Preposterous!"
No you gotta know how to do it
Oh my god I think Pierce is dead!
Dan Harmon: “Chevy, for the last time. The line is (what’s going on?)”
Will this take an unexpected turn?
Troy: “My worst fear is waking up as a donut”
Abed: “You’re afraid you would eat yourself?”
Troy: “Wouldn’t even question it.”
Britta: "If I wanted the government in my uterus, I'd fill it with oil and hispanic voters."
This is my all time favorite Community quote!!! Lol! 😂
@@CP-ns5ed to be fair, she usually goes on some political rant, so this kind of joke is on brand for her
she wasn’t wrong here
Dean when he was filming an ad with Britta and Troy hugging - "if you don't get this right, I'm segregating the school".
STOP CALLING ME DIFFERENT
“STOP SAYING I’M DIFFERENT” will always have me laughing my ass off for 5 minutes straight no matter what.
my favorite exchange in community will always be:
troy: jeff, what does a pregnancy test look like?
jeff: like a little white plastic tube with a thingy at the end
troy: okay so this is definitely a gun
HAHAHAHA
“They never reroute parades.” “They rerouted Kennedy’s parade.”
@James Cooper clever
@James Cooper Now, that was streets ahead.
Ethan Bowman I wish Kennedy was streets ahead
Wow, no one talking about the best lines of the show.
Jeff - "I'm saying you're a football player, it's in your blood"
Troy - "That's racist"
Jeff - "Your soul"
Troy - "That's racist"
Jeff - "Your eyes ?"
Troy - "That's gay ?"
Jeff - "That's homophobic"
Troy - "That's black"
Jeff - "That's racist"
Troy - "Daamn"
Best scene on community
@@msixteenb Hands down that's the scene that made me completely fall in love with the show ahah
That scene is hands down what got me hooked
whats the relationship between thats homophobic and thats black? is the joke that many black people are homophobic?
@@SkinsFirstGeneration Probably?
"Oh my God, my cousins funeral is today. I knew I had somewhere to be"
“Poor Dmitri”
The devil coming in and yelling gay marriage kills me every time
the *deanvil
no, it's the Deanil
I was gonna like this but it’s at 666 so
Plus he's dressed really slutty
their reaction is hilarious
I can’t be the only one who remembers when Troy said “I’ve seen enough movies to know that poking a hole in the back of a raft makes it go faster”. Had me rolling
Ah yes in the flashbacks of all their fights we didn't see.
The best one for me is from Abed: "When you really know who you are and the things you like about yourself, changing for other people isn't such a big deal".
You forgot the greatest Community quote of them all:
*POP! POP?!*
POP WHAT MAGNITUDE? POP WHAT?!
@@apapods pop the pop
I always felt that was a little forced
Adam Gordon It’s making fun of stupid comedy catchphrases.
Yes
Um where is “What does a pregnancy test look like? Well then this is definitely a gun”
KeiFresh iconic
That entire episode could be on there for real.
best episode no doubt
Number one for me.
@@RobustNut you need to see it for youself
"Pierce has given me something I've been looking for my whole life.... MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!" Troy - best line ever
the set up "the professor is SO old...." is a genius joke
caramel coffee To this day I still don't get it.
She stopped attending after the class on set ups. She never learned the punchline.
the joke is that annie only attended the class for setting up jokes, but never got around to learning about punchlines. so when she goes "the professor is so old..." it sounds like she's setting up a joke so the study group, and the audience expects that to be followed up with a punchline - but like she said, she dropped the class after set ups. so we don't get a punchline and THAT becomes the joke. :)
omg you like two of my favorite things in the universe: soshi and community.
ily.
Thamiris Almeida bless
One of my favorites from Britta and Shirley:
"Excuse me Britta, I think we about the same age."
"Yeah, unless time is linear."
"I'll make your ass linear."
"That doesn't make any sense!"
"I'll make your ass sense."
One of the few times Britta was right and Shirley was wrong: Britta's 28 in season one, Shirley's the same age as Jeff, and Jeff turned 40 in Season 5.
Gregory Fister SO FUNNY, should’ve been included
@@undonesweater that is in season 5
@@calmbbaer shirley is a couple years older than jeff she's 12 during the foosball flashback and he looks about 9
It doesn’t make sense
“We were just-“
“About to-“
“Eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go last!?”
Shirley : "I marked you as spam"
Pierce : "Who the hell's Pam ?"
"F, F minus"
"What? Did you say S?"
Pierce had so much potential but he had to be racist and homophobic
Not to mention the constant s3ggs jokes
It’s sad, I actually liked his character sometimes :(
@@reyy1812Chevy didn’t get along with the showrunner, and the majority of the cast, so I think they purposely wrote him as dislikable.
There's too many good Britta quotes to even name.
"Knock knock! Who's there! Cancer? Oh good, come in! I thought it was Britta!"
That was good
Pierce:"- Death is that you?"
Britta:"- No, it's me, Britta"
Pierce:"- Oh"
And the always classic "Oh, Britta's in this?"
“Now this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin”- Elroy
Lmao I always liked him
That episode was so weird
He was like God spilled a person.
Favorite quote - "an analogy is a thought with another thought's hat on it"
12171010011010 and then Jeff tries correcting her but then realizes that it kinda makes sense and lets it go
@@Havealook-qf7xe What about 'Complisult' and 'Explainabrag'
"He’s the one making bad bridges, that’s like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies."
Not enough Britta in this compilation.
@@RandomPlayIist they really Britta'd it
“Yell at me all you want! i’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster!”
Logan French I almost forgot about that one and it always cracks me up. Lol
christal kelly For real, Troy has so many amazing quotes that a vid like this could never possibly do it justice
DaringDucky true true
"It's called all terrain dummy"
“The professor is so old.........” is a genius line and you can see her trying not to laugh after it.
“My name is Alex, dude!”
“Well maybe you should spend 5 hours sculpting that on your face”
I feel like Chevy Chase just wandered onto the set one day and they just shot the show around him and he had no actual script as he thought it was real life.
Just like Creed from The Office.
"Hey Chevy, don't get on our show."
"...Screw you, I'm getting on the show!"
thats how good he is!
best one for sure
makes sense
Ooh and he left the show because he felt like people were disrespectful towards him now it makes sense.
“Ok so this is definitely a gun” will always be the best line in the entire show
“I’m giving you an all tomato, meaning you give me the whole tomato or else.”
The Dean will forever be one of the best parts of this show.
"Even his shadows"!!
Go heels! A UNC grad, so is Ken Jeong who later went to Duke for medical school
Season 3 onwards was when I realized he gave the show so much value. Such a great character.
Robertson Thirdly yep, when I started the show I was in 9th grade and thought he was so unfunny, annoying and forced. Nowadays at 21 I just love him. He’s Greendales soul.
I guess I am the only one that didn’t like him that much.
* Shirley says something in her ‘sweet’ voice*
Her husband: “Don’t use your sexy voice on me”
* Everyone else being disgusted *
"Pizza, pizza go in tummy. Me so hungy; me so hungy."
--Britta Perry, 2011
Oh, Britta's in this?
That was one of the best episodes...what timelines did that line show up again?
@@TheLADYinORANGE she said it in most of them I think
Just so you know jeff, you're now creating 6 different timelines
Profound
"Guys, um, why are there costumes involved? These are short conversations, they're not supposed to take-"
"your breath away?"
F.
F-.
“If there’s three doughnuts, you don’t eat one and then lick another!” ~Troy
"I'm an activist! Words are my weapons!
I'm a security guard. Weapons are my weapons."
I remember when this show was about a community college.
Me 2
I find it funny how some people think that's just your opinion and not an actual line from the show
Quoted Abed
@@incog0956 it's actually quoted
@@doepekdmdkk it literally isn’t. Do know what quotes are?
"donde esta la biblioteca?" " me llamo t-bone la arańa discoteca" will always be superior in my mind
discoteca muñeca la biblioteca es en bigote grande pero manteca
Manteca bigote gigante pequeño
Cabeza es nieve, Cerveza es bueno!
Buenos días, me gustas papas frías
Bigote de la cabra ¡es Cameron Diaz!
Yeah boi! Boi! Yeah! What? It's 2009
Word
Jeff: Good luck
Pierce: Don't need it. Never had it.
I think this is the coolest and at the same time the saddest quote ever.
Duygu Polat That’s probably my favorite Pierce quote from the show and that scene is my favorite Pierce scene.
@@juli8288 Well I choose to interpret it as "I don't need luck, I never had luck." Considering his abusive father, failed marriages and inability to relate with people. Also the fact that he says this line on a boat he made himself because his friends let him fake die to get an A in a very stupid class.. I don't know I find it very sad but cool at the same time because he just never gives up.
It's maybe Pierce's best moment but...umm...he was a born into a millionaire family. Dude was plenty lucky.
The line that although I relate to Abad as the greatest Aspergers character put in media, I felt the trueness of Pierce's statement and liked him after that. He had persistence!
@@redskullz1249 Having money was never what he 'wanted' He used it to try and blackmail, control and buy intimacy but all Pierce wanted was to belong to a family and have friends.
May favourite “the word he’s looking for is sass. He better pray he don’t find it”
I'm pretty sure it's 'urban' not 'sass'
Went back to check and it’s “sassy”
In what context was that again?
@@vitornunes1515 documentary episode. Dean wanted Shirley to be more sassy
Frankie's "you're so dumb" rant to the Dean in season 6 is still one of my favorite parts of the show.
“Why would I sexually harass someone who turns me on?” - Pierce
umm.. no
HEAT Youth Ministries maybe because it’s not the exact quote?
I'd also add the
Pierce: "It gives me sonic hearing."
Abed: "All hearing is sonic."
Pierce: "What?"
bit.
"What? Do I have 3D Vision now?"
Community is one of those shows where even if you have seen it, some of the scenes and lines will always be out of context
this needed “POP POP!” and “This better not awaken anything in me...”
Specifically Magnitude's "dying" pop pop after the paintball explosion
@@mattnorris7124 POP WHAT MAGNITUDE? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY?!?
I was dying to hear "Troy and Abed in the morning!"
Nights
nightssssssssss
Troy and Abed are in mourning
@@sallyjrwjrw6766 shooting lava
that could be its own video
2:35 Jeff’s “okay” sounds so tired no wonder he always wants more alone time with all that the rest of them get into.
That many quotes and you missed the best one: "Fact: In 100% of all fake gun shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun"
I vote best episode.
I don’t get it
Professor professorson. It’s one of the best episodes
@@azeezbashir1734 because the person with the fake gun usually gets shot because people think it's real
Wow really that was it. What if there is no real gun
"He never wears a shirt; he never wears shoes. Why hasn't he died from lack of service?
”
Cmon “I know these vents like the back of my Chang” is a great quote and you left it out
Haven't seen anyone mention when Annie breaks Abed's disc.
Troy: Whyy?
Annie: I stepped on it
Troy: WHY?
Annie: I was dusting the TV
Troy: WHHYY?
or when they start a secret vote to keep Jack Black in the group, so they cover their eyes;
Annie: We won't know the results
Pierce: Well say your vote outloud
Shirley: We'll know eachother's voices
Pierce: Troy's got a point
Reuben Manuel yes that voting scene kills me everytime lmao, i never see those lines in community compilations tho
*christian bale batman voice*
Annie: This scene was a challenge for everyone involved
the cut back to changs face after the hatred of renee zelwegger line is too perfect
it is so accurate
Anthony Longobardo I literally CRIED OMG
God yess 😂
Yeah the resemblance is uncanny lmao
I love the fact that Chang pulls out those goggles because he brought them from home for the scene because he wanted extra safety for his eyes.
The show was, and remains to this day, a work of pure genius.
It was truly streets ahead
Dan Harmon Is streets ahead
The "that's gay, no that's gay, that's racist" joke was great too..
Sheriff K that's one of the best written pieces of dialogue ever on television. Second only to Britta and Jeff, "What do I know, I'm Jeff Winger's dumb gay dad!"
Sheriff K yes!!!!! Honestly one of my favorites lol
Shirley's "you People.." at Britta is pretty funny.
But only in complete context.
"You're a football player Troy, it's in your blood!"
"That's racist."
"In your soul!"
"THAT's racist."
"In your eyes?"
"That's gay."
"That's homophobic."
"That's black."
"That's racist!"
"Damn..."
My absolute favorite
This video made me watch the show and now it's my all-time favourite. Thank you.
Pierce in hospital:
Britta: knock knock
Pierce: is that you death?
Britta: no, it's Britta
Pierce: oh ☹️
Hahahahaha I forgot about that
ahh what about: "Is it ok if we do accents, sugar?"
"Troy, Georgia the country not the state"
"That's right, former member of the Soviet Union, capital is Tbilisi, and we kindly ask you to mind ya p's and q's"
"What exactly happend in the class earlier?"
"You pulled 40 minutes of Theory of Anesthesia out of your butt."
"Yes, yes I did."
“Oh I am the Dean, and my desk is so clean. At this moment, I am staaaapling” 🎶
the most underrated moment in the whole show like when i first saw it i had to rewind it like 6 times because of how perfect it was
I sing this all the time. Every time I see a stapler.
@Русская Лунел season 3 episode 18 is what Google said.
For some reason I remembered like an episode in season 5 (I think), where Dean's dressed as a peanut bar... "BARACK OBAMA IS SCAAAARED OF MEE!"
@@TheLADYinORANGE haha that's one of my favourites. Gets me every time.
The greatest quote is from Chang
Annie: You can't do that.
Chang:(shouting) HAVE YOU MET ME?
His greatest quote was the ha gay one amigo
Wasn’t that Troy?
@@mistertrackk that made me snarf yo!
morgan lily - no, it was Chang
"That's like blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies" -Britta Perry
Dean: Because of the environmental weeek we are changing the name to envirodale. Starburns: But we are already called greendale.Dean: Ok we need to print new posters..Secretary: But we already printed 5000 of these. Dean: Well then print 5000 more, im trying to save the planet here! - genius
Between the exchange where Prof Duncan asks Jeff "whats wrong with your degree, i thought you got it from Columbia", to which Jeff responds "but now i need to get it in America" & that Dean quote about saving the planet ---- the pilot was so strong, i knew i found a strong show i would love.
“Don’t eat the crab dip!”
“Oh my gosh Joshua’s a racist”
“You chloroformed the janitor!”
Stop yelling at me!
You're the one who's yelling!
My whole brain is crying
It’s going to be a maze.
I can explain!...... let me explain..
Don't eat the crab dip is not complete without the 'YE-YAEEEEHH"
4:52 spot on Rene Zellweger impression.
Troy and Abed in the moooorning
nightsssss
Aww man...I was gonna say it😩☹️
With just an o or with ou?
Troy and Abed are in mouuurning...
@@VoenDomar wait you were saying mourning with a u?
I always liked, "Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl!" "How 'bout I pound you like a boy that didn't come out right."
Edit - Holy crap 3.9K likes? When did that happen?!?
I LOVE THAT ONE
One of the best Troy lines imho
oh yeah... what episode was that?
@@Lafv Season 1, Episode 3, Introduction to Film.
Always get a chuckle out of that one
Jeff: "Are you staying for the party?" Abed as Batman: "If I stay, there can be no party."
“I have to call my penpal” one of the best delivered lines on the show, cracks me up every time