Donald's Sad New Nickname, Former Inmates Prepare Trump for Prison & Guillermo Marries Charlize
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- Опубліковано 11 бер 2024
- Jimmy’s billboard for the Oscars has already been replaced with a Dune: Part Two poster, Charlize Theron posted on her Instagram announcing she got married to Guillermo, Lawrence Jones from FOX went out in New Orleans to get the scoop on spring break, Biden and Trump both traveled to Georgia this weekend asking for votes, Trump took to Truth Social to give himself a sad new nickname, an employee at Mar-a-Lago has been cooperating with the special counsel in the classified documents case, and Jimmy sits down with a group of non-violent former inmates to ask what Trump can expect behind bars.
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I’m 72 years old and petrified that Trump might get back into the White House. He should not be allowed to even DRIVE PAST the White House.
Shouldn't be allowed to drive. Does he even have a license?
He shouldn't be allowed in D. C. or NYC. FL can have him.
If you are that old you know Johnson Obama and carter were 100 times worse
@@silentmajority8365Yeah, if you're an freaking Orc. =P
@@silentmajority8365 what did they do that was worse? Explain without using any buzzwords.
It's ridiculously easy to mock Donnie and the GOP... I love doing it... But the important thing is to keep them out of power. Vote Blue 💙
They make it easy because they do terrible things. Making sure they don’t have power is even better
And fun
220 lbs Right???
trump 4ever 🤣🤣
T rump’s ex attorney Ty Cobb said earlier today he believes, TFG will definitely spend time in prison for the documents case, and J6 case if he’s not re-elected! Don’t get complacent people! Vote BLUE 💙🇺🇸✊🏽
'Dishonest Don' is better alliteration and perhaps more accurate.
Don't you mean definitely more accurate?
@@donnasparks2790 I did not want to be directly rude about an ex-President of the USA. Might get the UK invaded in the future even though we are up to date with our NATO commitment.
Mayby more accurate, but less sarcastic.
The interview with the former inmates was very funny. They were all very good sports, rolling with whatever Jimmy threw at them. ❤
I love that he gets under Trumps orange skin.
But
We gotta vote to get rid of this criminal conman once and for all.
The justice is so slow that he could come back for the third time.
Just giving him a taste of his own medicine.
Trump gets under his lmfao
People like jimmy and the view say his name on the daily like a ritual trump lives rent free in their heads and he only thinks about them probably once a month lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂
I say we have to do more than vote. I volunteered for Biden. He wasn’t my first choice but he’s done a lot better than I expected. So I will volunteer again. I have never found a single MAGA person who ever volunteered for him, so sometimes I say it’s their fault he lost. Now I think we need to get teenagers and maybe older children involved in campaigning because the affects their future so much. Plus it would be so cute to get a call from an older child or teenager. All I did in 2020 was call people every weekend. I had one angry black woman that said no. Before we hung up she was laughing and promised to vote for him. Many people said they were voting more against trump than Biden. But now that I’ve seen what all he’s accomplished I’m all in for 2024. He knows what he’s doing. As it works out, his experience really paid off. So let’s go dark Brandon and vote for Biden
@@PeteTellsItHoweItIsHave you ever noticed that it's show, and comedy? When the show is over, Trump is out of their heads and they have better things to think about and be with their family!
Jimmy never lets up on Don-the-Con and I absolutely love it.
Sad that dTrump lives there for free.
He did it to balance out Trump comments about Biden's economy. ("well.. hey look! He's a criminal!) Never mind most if not all of the charges are clearly political, and speaking about conmen.. Biden might be a good one. (You don't even have to get to the specific details, just check his net worth and homes, and then his supposed salary)
@flyoverstateresident2890 what's sad is that you cult-45ers think that a comedian regularly mocking your fearful leader and his minions is somehow a win
Keeps me sane, being able to laugh at our country's foolish perenial candidate.
@@flyoverstateresident2890 only place DJ6T lives for free is in the minds of you cult-45ers once you've tapped out your checking accounts to pay Alina
The former inmates should be writers on Kimmel's staff. That was one of the funniest segments I've seen on late night tv ever, and I've been watching since Carson.
I know right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 for me it was cathartic 🎉🎉🎉🎉
That Convict Don doll looked just like “Honest Don”! 😂
And that Roly Poly has the audacity to make fun of the way other people look, really? 😂😂😂
It’s shocking to see his girth. He should never ever take that jacket off.
The man is obviously not all there. People should be very afraid of him. 😢
Or the way they speak, or if they are handicapped.
Sharon Osbourne said that when she was on the apprentice she noticed that he literally would not talk to anyone he didn’t find attractive, he would just dismiss them and yet he looks like a tangoed blimp. 🤢🤮
RIGHT?!
Would you trust a car salesman or a politician with the name “Honest Don”?
NO.
I wouldn't trust a massage therapist named "Honest Don".
You stole my thoughts on this. It's a self parody that he is oblivious to. What was he thinking? Oh wait, never mind.
"Dishonest Don" for sure.
Come on down to crazy Dave’s for your car needs Tell em Honest Don sent ya!
Trump would be selling used cars if wasn't for his having a wealthy father.
We all love you, Jimmy. It helps all of us feel a bit more "normal," whatever that means. You are a blessing to late night.
Is it normal to find cocaine in the White House?
Joking about SA in prison is NOT normal
That "killing Roe v. Wade" joke by Donte was really good!
Next level 😂
They were all good but he was really funny.
he should do comedy
I didn't think it was possible to say "honest" and Donald Trump in the same sentence without hell freezing over...
Donald Trump is the least honest president in history
Or hysterical laughter 🤷♀️
But yet you support the worst president in u.s history.
That's easy. Donald Trump is not an honest person. See? lolol
Sure it is, you've just got to use a comma correctly.
"To be honest, Donald Trump is a cretin"
My dad told me when I was a child that anyone who names themselves honest, isn't.
Like countries that name themselves "People's Republic" or "Democratic Republic" are never what it says on the label. Also "Buffalo Wings".
@@oakfat5178 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Or USA number one!
@@FadingVitalsProve we aren't number 1....
Same with people who calls themselves a ‘genius’.
I loved the role play in the 'yard' with the Trump doll. It made me happy.
The reenactment was PRICELESS!
Trump was watching, and taking notes 😂
Talking to these former inmates and doing that reenactment was priceless!!
Agreed! Best thing I have heard all week regarding trump!
I laughed way too hard 😂😂😂
Agreed!
The guys line about Trump killing roe should earn him a spot as a writer that was great
IKR.
Hope Jimmy pays canteen money for the guys! 💳
@@annebiggins7180 They are not in prison anymore Lol.
Why do people forget this was a double killing? It was both Roe AND Wade.
100%
“Someone’s gonna claim him.” 😂 These guys are a treasure.
Best role playing EVER!!!!😂
100%.. Trump already has his Orange-Mafia, too bad they don't call the shots in the Prison-System.😂
@@juri_xiii9977 Your prison family is having you over for Easter. Hope you get to stay a long time.
Honest Don, he is kidding right.
Trump will still have secret service protection
The prison role play scene was freakin hilarious 😭😭😭😭
Yes. I wanted more of it!🤣
@@brianbarrett192 me too 😂😂😂
"Yeah, but I can't get back up,"
It would be nice to get that bill board and put it up near Mar-a- largo. That would put Trump over the edge
@stevenl34
Maybe also get one of the picture's of Trump Snorting a Line with a $ 100.00 Bill show he has money still, Yeah that would look Great on a BIG Bill-Board Outside Mar-a-Largo also A bigger one on Trump Tower !!
@@gerryb6423think you're mixing up Trump with hunter Biden.
Yeah Jimmy, buy a spot on a Billboard as close as you can to Maralago! That would be hilarious and make T-rump go crazier than he already is! Lol
@@gerryb6423
Cult member !
Yes Jimmy, get a billboard with you on it next to Mar-a-Lago
Aww. It was so cute how happy Guillermo got about the Charlize Theron post. 😍🤣
Guillermo is so loved by everyone the man in a saint of class
Charlize just zoomed into my top 5 humans
She's made some great movies, she's a pretty special human being!❤❤😂🎉
the prison reenactment was the best.
The skit is going to go down in UA-cam history as required viewing.
This skit just may put don the con next to his spawn’s mommy on the weed covered 18th hole of his crap golf course aka cemetery
BEAUTIFUL. F UCKIN. BEAUTIFÙL
By whom you? This is the lowest rated show on cable network!
That jail thing is going to drive Trump crazy.
I was thinking the same thing.
I can't wait to hear Jimmy talk about what DJT tweeted regarding the jail segment. That should be hysterical!
Jimmy went hard on the jail joke. lmao!
Would love be a fly on the wall at mar-a-lardo😂😂😂💙💙💙
I think once in he will be the god father of his domain. Plus selling orange dolls & shoes !
@@ChristineBrown-ds7dt For sure wouldn't wanna be a ketchup bottle. ROFL
If Martha Stewart had to do prison time trump should too.
GW Bush did the same crime but somehow was able to avoid inquiry.🫤
Ain’t that the truth!
@@intomnia3313 Bush did not do the crimes trump did.
GW Bush also started a war without the weapons of mass destruction ever existing, killing a lot of civilians and american soldiers. Devastating so many families
Damn straight.
She fessed up, didn't whine and cry, she did her time like a boss. Got out and went back to doing her thing like she'd never left.
tRumpty is _nothing_ like her.
JK is actually the best.
Edgy, incisive political satire. In your face but with a human touch.
Thank you and more power to your pen.
Amen!!
I would love to see Jimmy dedicate one interview section of his show to having all of his writers come up on stage. Jimmy is the master presenter, but his writers come up with his material.
I love that Jimmy got four former inmates to play house with dolls. And they freakin loved it!
Wow. The prisoners appear more informed than Republicons.
Well that’s not hard to do! But yes they were on top of things!
It is telling that R's are less well-informed than people who have been locked away from the world.
Ex
Their both criminals
@@aliceroberts1980*They're
Your grammar is criminal 😅
That interview and prison role-playing - All I can say is Jimmy's got a hell of an imagination. I'm sure Trump must be purple by now
Kimmel has great writers as well.
What color does purple and orange create?? Hahahaha!!!
@@willow2333brown in more ways than one.
He was up late angry on his online diary so you're right 😂
Jimmy has so much material to work with, with Donnie😂. But that prison one was inspiring! Lmao.
That role play bit was hilarious too classic
omg the roleplay with action figures was hilarious
"Man boob Mussolini" 😂
Why I love Jimmy (and his writers) 🙏
Jimmy is the guy that everyone would want for the guy next door..... except Frump and Matt Damon that is.
You know Mussolini's name was Benito, so there's nothing smart nor funny about it. Just an insult, not a joke. The fact you find this funny is problematic.
@@FreedomVoice365WTF did that come from? You are insulted he insulted Mussolini? It certainly shows which kind of "freedom" you espouse. (Sorry if you had to look up 'espouse'... OK, not really.) Or are you saying thay he insulted Mussolini by connecting him with Trump? In that case, ouch.
@@claireingles-sj6xz No. He called a former U.S president the name of a Murderous dictator. Which I would've understood if it was a joke with some thought and humor behind.
"He killed Roe vs Wade..."
That was savage
But true...
That was a literal LOL!
But who killed Moe Zart?
❤
🙈🙈👏 yes loved it xD
After seeing that prison bit, I’ve decided never to even park illegally. 🤣
These guys are so funny and articulate and up to date, I am impressed. Good on them!! I wish them all the success they hope for and good lives from now on! 😅😊❤
"Honest Don" 🤣 I thought only crooked car salesmen named themselves honest. 😂
By George you've got it
And crooked realtors. Which is what he is.
@@gerrybailey447 tha Bailey's have spoken 🍻
Remember he calls himself a genius too ?
And according to honest Don, only criminals plead the fifth....like he did over 400 times in one sitting
He killed the border deal
He's waiting to get back in to have his Congressional lackeys bring it up, then get it passed so he can thump his chest and take the credit.
I hope that “He killed Roe v Wade” joke got that dude a guest chair in Jimmy’s writers room.
@@Yotrek Awesome! 😆
@@Yotrek “ He killed Roe v Wade!” Wasn’t that the BEST comment ever?! I almost said “joke”, but it is too true to call it a joke.
Wait til you see what we voters do to him on November 5 2024😏
How effing dare that lady desecrate Phantom of the Opera like that 😩
Kimmel’s shows are going from the best to even the best best!! Love the idea having inmates in the show and their input. “Don killed Roe v Wade”, what a line!!!
How insane is that Trump Opera singer? She's like the Katie Britt of opera. Rubber Room time!
They never showed her from the front. Are you sure it was a woman and are you sure she was singing?
Was thinking the same thing.
What I want to know is, why can’t Republicans ever hold a tune? That was all over the place.
Nothing shows up for phantom of the Opera + him, maybe this was just made up by Kimmel
@@bombarded15 No. It was posted to Twitter.
The segment with former inmates was brilliant.
You're not a real account. You're a bot.
I want a full series with these guys - Roby, Justin, Carlos, Dante, and Kimmel 😂 Who knew 5 strangers could come together and create something so brilliant, esp. knowing this can’t all be scripted!!
The Mar-a-lago activities are very dystopian. ( 'Just plain weird.)
I hope Trump was watching! 😂😂😂
3:22 “the rats eating our marijuana, they’re all high”
I’m dead LMAO
😅😂😅 . Did the department do some medical tests to determine if indeed the rats are high ? She said it with such confidence 👏
@@israelcm7246 Yeah I believe that was Jimmy’s joke
yeah, google: rats who got into evidence room, ate pot and are high for full video.
That had me rolling! She just sounded so disgusted!!!😂😂😂😂😂
🤣💀 the rats are high!!! They picked the perfect person to give this news. LOVED IT!
the inmates talking had oscar-status 🎉😂
You can see the sad defeated man behind the bluster, he knows the chickens are rounding the roost's corner. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. (Insert that that law and order clunking here) 😂
Conald is the nickname that fits
Another good one
Loved the "Not Ready For Jail-Time Players". Jimmy needs to bring them back in future segments. ;1
Cops: "The rats ate my evidence!"
Jimmy… you rocked at the Oscars!!!!! “Isn’t it past your jail time”? Comment of the year… Priceless!!
Dishonest Don
Dodgy Don, Dirty Don, Dickshroom Don...He'd hate "Dummy Don" or "Dumpling Don"
otoh I thought saying "My predecessor" deprived him of hearing his name spoken in public. "It's a certain kind of fool that likes to hear the sound of his own name" - Eagles
Indeed the only form of honest that he is capable of being.
Honest Con?
Don the Con
Donkey Don
The conversation with the former inmates was fun
Bloody hell! That "opera singer" was all over the place; no two words in the same key 😂
He killed Roe V Wade 😂🤣that line was hilarious.
The shenanigans of Jimmy never surprises me. This was great!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
The former inmates at the end was a genius bit. Who knew you could have the best meals of your life in prison?
Some people purposely get arrested so they can have a place to stay & a meal. No Joke!
When you are starved of normalcy, any creative concept prison spread will taste like exotic garlic noodles & tiger prawns from Crustacean in Beverly Hills. You can smell the In N Out Onions & taste an animal style double double by imagination going to sleep at night. The brain is powerful & adaptive lllol
trump can eat his carrots.. meh !.. Whats Up Donnie ?
The wte guy was definitely in some swanky prison after committing some money-related crime, for sure 😅
Imagine how bad his diet is that the best meals were cooked in prison 😮
The was an old cartoon show called "Beany & Cecil" which had a character called "Dishonest John" so I think "Dishonest Don" fits him better. Oh, & my dad retired as a federal corrections officer...he said if you go to prison, you want a federal one...the do eat very well.
That tune is from the "Phantom of the Opera". How very fitting...
The perfect jail skit made for Don Con. Great job Jimmy!
The African American guy was hilarious.
You mean black?
*whispers* "black" @@Xebthebarbarian
You mean the handsome American guy with brown skin?
@@velshock You may ID as you wish. We certainly agree on handsome. You say potato I say poTAto. 🥔
*Donte West* does have a *sharp wit* and his excellent sense of comedic delivery really did contribute immensely to the entertainment of this segment. [The men's names were all provided. No need to describe them by where they were incarcerated, by physical appearance, or by where they sat. They have names and they were presented visually and auditorily 8:29]
That was so great Jimmy, loved the action figures 😂
If the Supreme Court rules he is immuned to prosecution..There should be massive Protesting!!!
The prison action figure segment was way too funny.😂😂
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel and friends for all the joy you bring me throughout the week🙌
YES !
Remember Dishonest John, now we have Dishonest Don😂
Jimmy needs to put out a collector's edition of Trump in orange prison-jumper action figures
Are we sure Bronzer & Cocaine aren’t the names of Katie Britt’s children? (Or Don Jr.’s children?)
…actually, DO we know what Jr’s kids names are? Not that we care in any way, but if anyone would name their kid “Cocaine”, it’s him.
I have to wonder what that lady's employers thought of her performance.
Sounds like Donnie Sr and Donnie Jr’s Secret Service code names
@@deenormus1975I googled it and it looks like he has one daughter called Kai Madison Trump. I’ve also just learned that Eric Trump has a son called Eric, so there’s an Eric Trump Jr as well 😫 God help us all in 20 years!
Just watched her response the other day and Holy Hell!
It scares me that these people are in charge of anything.
Also congrats Rubio,someone did it worse than you.
The ex cons were hilarious! I want to see more of those guys! Jimmy this was hysterical!
I remember at least one of them from one of those "rank themselves according to" videos on jail time, seems that they are in general making some social media content as ex-inmates. Never guessed Jimmy will invite them though 😂
According to these guys you smuggle phones in in the hoo ha well I bet he will get a phone booth smuggled in
Jimmy is the kind of person to talk about "Stochastic terrorism" and then do a skit like this.
02:39 Donnie's yelling 'Me too!" at FOX News at that moment!
That inmate sketch was so funny! and trump action figure with the big belly! lmao!
After seeing that prison skit Trumps blood pressure rose 50 points=good work Jimmy.
Yeah -- needs to go for 100
His blood pressure will need to increase to cardiac arrest stage.
@@gerardflynn7382 not hard to do the guy isn't exactly the picture of health
💯⚖️🔍
He now has the same blood pressure as a snake in protective custody
I laughed so much again with the nicknames 😂😂😂
Playing with dolls IS therapeutic! This was comedy gold-thanks to the former inmates for putting themselves out there for it!
I love to hear Jimmy roasting Don the Con with authentic truthful jokes. 😂
No one else likes it. It's cheap and crass. Shows your character honestly. You have none.
I love it!!!!! 🤣💀
You mean Kim Don Un..😂
@@tdb4763 😂 music to my 👂. The rotten orange deserves much more.
@@tdb4763everyone loves it. And it is true. The man you support has no character at all
Jimmy, & Matt Damon jokes NEVER get old. 🤣🤣
I’ll take things that a deaf person would say for $1000 Ken.
@@CountryCarReviews, Umm. So Sorry you have no sense of humor. Nice comment though. 🤣🤣
They should have had Matt do the show and not Justin T. Matt getting chased off stage for trying to host. As yrs, they are classic. Sarah's song was classic.
@@tpl608, Yes, I definitely agree with you for sure.
I like to think that Matt watches this show every night, and every time there's a reference to him he has a good chuckle, or even a good throaty laugh.
Only Jimmy could bring us the greatest entertainment that makes my day ❤😊😂😂
For a new name for the former guy, I like “The Odor of Mendacity”instead of “honest Don.”
I've been calling him Dementia Diaper Donny of late.
Love this😂😂😂😂
The Odious Orange Ogre.
Tangerine Palpatine will always be my favorite. No alliteration, but it rhymes nicely.
I can't say what I call him. UA-cam would slap my wrist.
It works!
A stroke of genius! The guys were great! 😂😂😂
The money on action figures was well spent in the production budget I guarantee 😂
Love the X-inmates speaking their mind. That was SO funny!
Another great monologue! But I must add: the segment with Roby, Justin, Carlos, and Donte was excellent. Thank you guys for providing insight that was entertaining, yet a serious reminder of what life can be like on the inside. I'm happy y'all are on the outside and I wish you all the best in the years ahead. Be safe 🙏
Yes ! Good Luck to all of you !
And should Trump go to jail, it will doubtless be a minimum security facility.
When life sucks, I can always count on Jimmy Kimmel to cheer me up😂
"Why are you still up?! isnt it past your jail time?!" is a great line lol
They make you pull your pants to your ankles, bend over and caugh 3 times 😅😂. Plop goes the phone!
This is one of the the best segments Jimmy and his staff have come up with. Those former inmates are cool and as real as you can get..Bravo!
I liked how they cheered the exonerated man!
“Black People” won the show for me 😂
@@TahtahmesDiary Lol! I LOVED how the one black man said that a big black man would “cuddle” the orange man🤣🤣🤣
Love it!!!!!
Agreed ! Bravo to all who were involved
There’s so many nicknames to choose from that are already out there. My favorite was always Cheeto Von Tweeto.
My fave was Trumplethinskin 😂
@@clothilde1623me too 😂😂😂
I like "Agent Orange".😂
"Twitler" is my favorite
Twitler
The prison reenactment .. hilarious
Don the Con always struck me as really appropriate.
Phantom of the GOPera...
"All I ask of you... Is that you pay my legal fees"
GOPera 😆
We Canadians support Biden 2024 - Go BLUE !!!!!
We Americans do too 💙
So you are admitting to election interference from foreign entities to help biden win. 😅
Canuck in the house - Biden ALL the way!!
Not on my watch!
trump 4ever 🤣🤣
I wonder what the legal disclosures would be with issuing that statement? And how many pages?😂
Loved the prison segment! Bring them back for more interviews and sketches🥰
Watching this while having breakfast and almost fell off my chair so many times. Thanks for starting my day off with so many chuckles.
Love the Trump jail talk with the former inmates!
Freaking hysterical😂
The prison segment was hilarious!
I generally don’t watch those ending clips with interviews but todays made my day! Seeing a bunch of grown men playing with action figures made me happy ❤️❤️