"And speak to the law of this land and tell them that they either accept my tax exempt status, or they can come and get it." XD kills me every time hahahah
Imagine if the Emperor sent the prisoner to kickstart the downfall of the Tribunal not because he was worried about Dagoth Ur taking over but because he was pissed off that they weren’t paying their taxes.
@@mattmetawolf8634 Considering that even the Ordinators and Buoyant Armigers don't really go further that the Ghostgate, I don't like a tax collector's chances.
You gotta do the Lamar and Franklin interaction but with Dagoth as Lamar. I'm sure that's been attempted before, but the cadence of this AI is hilariously accurate and would make it so much better.
Omg this is one of the best... And this could really be a vanilla friendly mod. A basic Chad bro imperial pencil pusher tells the nerevarine to deliver a package to Dagoth Ur upon meeting him and it causes a revolt that topless the ghost gate
I like how in the shared Dagothposting universe Dagoth Ur is more like a comedy villain who still interracts normally with the Nerevarine and the rest of the world outside of his evil plans.
I mean...he kinda has a point. I'm all in favour of fair taxation, but Voryn here isn't exactly in the 1%; he's squatting in the ruins of an industrial facility that was owned by a guy who was removed from reality and may or may not still be alive. At the very least, the owner of the property is dead In Absentia. Voryn himself appears to own: 1 soiled loincloth, 1 impractical bronze(?) mask, 1 set of abandoned industrial tools, 1 broken God-corpse, and 1 freaky giant heart. And most of those things _technically_ belong to the previous owner of the property. I think for tax purposes, Voryn counts as homeless. Vivec, on the other hand...
I'm a tax inspector and my favourite game is Morrowind. I cannot even start to express how funny this is to me. I wish I had at least one friend who both understands english and played Morrowind so I could share this with them lol
Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg I don't know why i said that. I never even played morrowind. I have no idea who dagoth ur even is, i'm a skyrimfag i just somehow have been absorbed in the obsucre TSE meme world
"Why in the world did you kill the Emperor?"
"He tried to make me pay taxes."
"Understandable."
"And speak to the law of this land and tell them that they either accept my tax exempt status, or they can come and get it." XD kills me every time hahahah
BRUH this one right here!
I need the "I own a musket for home defense" copypasta Dagoth Ur.
I don't care who the IRS sends I'm not paying taxes
IRS = Imperial Revenue Service.
You will one day, Dan!
@@Mazaroth And, if imperioal...well, just saying, If Jean-Luc Picard tells me to pay my taxes, you'd best believe I will.
"I do own a dwemer crossbow for home defence purposes". Someone need to make this into a parody of "Own a musket for home defense".
Someone actually did: ua-cam.com/video/Rw0ZVgfQS2Y/v-deo.html
It was already done lol!
@@arandomgreekfrombactria6302 Found it :D (It's called Just as the Daedra intended)
Someone made a greentext on 4chan and then someone made a moving image video of it.
I saw few Dwemer Ballista's at his backyard btw
They told Dagoth Ur not to report Argonians to the IRS.
He didn't listen.
They reported him back.
Nerevarine: Tax evasion is a crime.
Dagoth Ur: it's an obligation.
Not only a right, but a duty.
Imagine if the Emperor sent the prisoner to kickstart the downfall of the Tribunal not because he was worried about Dagoth Ur taking over but because he was pissed off that they weren’t paying their taxes.
I love that this can be just another normal interaction with Dagoth Ur
I love how he doesn’t know what taxes are but he has an accountant
The Divine Blight affects people of all walks of life
it also affects Khajit and Argonians
I’m imagining Dagoth-Ur with little rectangular glasses over his mask as he tries to fill out tax forms.
the minute an IRS agent comes to the door it's dwemer crossbow home defence time
Imperial Revenue Service
That’s if they can make it to the door considering the mountain is literally littered with ash and vampires and zombies and a horrific divine blight
@@mattmetawolf8634 Considering that even the Ordinators and Buoyant Armigers don't really go further that the Ghostgate, I don't like a tax collector's chances.
Dagoth Ur out here in the bottom right of the political compass lmao.
So the guy who wants to turn an entire country into a giant hivemind is libertarian?
@@noob19087 perfect equality 😂😂
Somehow he found a way to make efficient markets real.
After all this videos, “the mongrel dogs of the Empire” has become my favorite catch phrase
Lmfao I love the fact that nerevar is always there hanging out like they just sort of decided to chill
Bless the Voice AI, this is a whole new gold mine meme
I thought it was an ebony mine
too bad it costs money to use
You gotta do the Lamar and Franklin interaction but with Dagoth as Lamar. I'm sure that's been attempted before, but the cadence of this AI is hilariously accurate and would make it so much better.
"Neeeevar~"
I never imagined I would hear Dagoth Ur mention his accountant
May the Era of Dagoth Ur meme’s truly begin 🤣🤣🤣
is this how you honor the 6 house and the tribe un-taxed?
These feel like the modern day version of a youtube poop and i love it
Dagoth Ur "the Semi-Anarchist"
Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg
Something about the idea of the ash vampires being an anarchist commune is incredibly fucking funny to me
"Is this volcano prime real estate?" 😂
Omg this is one of the best... And this could really be a vanilla friendly mod. A basic Chad bro imperial pencil pusher tells the nerevarine to deliver a package to Dagoth Ur upon meeting him and it causes a revolt that topless the ghost gate
"...are insisting that I begin... how did they put it... paying taxes."
He doesn't know about taxes? What a grand and intoxicating innocence
Dagoth Ur canonically evades taxes
This was his downfall
the pauses to breathe are honestly so freaky
The dagoth ur voices are the best thing ever, something about the tone, it’s just perfect
These never get old. I mean, they aren’t old, but they never get old either
These Dagoth Ur ai voice videos are legit carrying my mental health these days. They have me giggling in public
I am absoutely LOVING all the sharmatposting, Ive watched and liked all your videos so far. Keep them comin as long as you can be bothered to!
lol he’s so chill about it how could you not love him. “We don’t really worship anything here.”
The Imperial Revenue Service is outta control these days
this is now the only genre of video i will watch
Can’t wait to listen Dagoth Ur rants about NFTs and current triple A game state
This whole schtick has it's own canon and I love it
"Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg"
We may not be able to kill a god, gentlemen, but we can certainly attempt to tax them.
Holy molly. It's a great time for modding as now one can add voiceover with this.
Please make more, this is great
Ruby Ridge, Waco, Red Mountain... are not forgotten!
This is amazing
Make more
I like how in the shared Dagothposting universe Dagoth Ur is more like a comedy villain who still interracts normally with the Nerevarine and the rest of the world outside of his evil plans.
Tax evasion is an obligation
IRS=Imperial Revenue Service
Yet he has an accountant lol
Why is Dagoth Ur plastered over the Christ Pantocrator lol
Damn Imperials. This is why we have a vampire problem. Cause you taxing undead, land you don’t own, and don’t even provide a garrison.
Dagoth Ur needs to be introduced to Mr. House
i bet that mountain is actually a great place for growing crops to make wine XD
I want Dagoth to read me my favorite books at night.
Oh my fucking God I can't. I just woke up and I can't tell if i'm dreaming
The "Dagoth Ur the place" joke never gets old
0:53 bro is straight up lying lol
_'A Dwemer crossbow behind every flake of ash.'_
They came for the Taxes, and won.
damn, i liked this one
Dude the AI makes him take breaths, this is fucking terrifyingly good.
Isn't ai change the narrator's voice?
Theese videos are pure meme gold
The AI breathing is creepy af
Oh yeah, it's weird
It adds to the experience especially considering the type of individual it’s replicating it from who’s not human
What a grand and intoxicating innocence
"Is this volcano prime real estate?"
Dagoth Ur the place gets me every time
Dagoth Ur: the ultimate doomsday prepper.
Super happy to see UA-cam staying lore accurate dagoth ur when tik toks is just dagoth saying a bunch of buzzwords from today
Dagoth Ur will regret this in the future when the empire tells the irs
This man speaks for a generation.
Sometime, somewhere, in a far removed universe, Mr. House feels like he found a kindred spirit in his hatred and pure disdain of paying taxes.
Dagoth Ur: Famous Anarcho-Capitalist
This is some of the funniest stuff I've heard in a while. I was laughing out loud.
Cue quest to collect tax from Dagoth Ur
This feels like an Aqua teen hunger force episode
i didn't get the meme until this moment.
MATE THESE ARE GOING WILD, I LOVE IT!!
Remember the times when Joker feared the IRS? Same goes for Dagoth Ur
hes inhaling between every other word
This is one of the best ones
Can't argue with that
I mean...he kinda has a point. I'm all in favour of fair taxation, but Voryn here isn't exactly in the 1%; he's squatting in the ruins of an industrial facility that was owned by a guy who was removed from reality and may or may not still be alive. At the very least, the owner of the property is dead In Absentia.
Voryn himself appears to own: 1 soiled loincloth, 1 impractical bronze(?) mask, 1 set of abandoned industrial tools, 1 broken God-corpse, and 1 freaky giant heart. And most of those things _technically_ belong to the previous owner of the property.
I think for tax purposes, Voryn counts as homeless.
Vivec, on the other hand...
I already let them mine the ebony out there.
No step on Dagoth
I WILL ONLY EVER PAY TAXES TO THE US OF A BABY
I need someone to roll with this as though he was Jesus, like full shitting on the Romans and being suspicious of Judas etc
basedgoth ur
So he didn’t know what taxes were and didn’t have an income but he already had a personal accountant?
I will gladly help Dagoth Ur pay taxes
I'm a tax inspector and my favourite game is Morrowind. I cannot even start to express how funny this is to me.
I wish I had at least one friend who both understands english and played Morrowind so I could share this with them lol
I don't care who the IRS(imperial Registry Service) sends I am not paying taxes
I don't understand why these are recommended to me. 😂
ROBOT CONSTRUCTION FACILITY
Huh? What about the plan to worship Akulakhan?
Another reason to accept Dagoth, he agrees taxation is theft.
Circumstance, I see.
could the heart of lorkhan claim Dagoth as a dependent?
Based Dagoth as always
Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg
I don't know why i said that. I never even played morrowind. I have no idea who dagoth ur even is, i'm a skyrimfag i just somehow have been absorbed in the obsucre TSE meme world
Bro got NCRd
Taxes of Gods