All these pugs look so terribly confused. I think some lonely woman has just sat her pugs in a chair and is pretending to go on a date with them. Dodger fits this role pretty well.
*Dodger:* Do you believe in... Kanye? *Me:* God, yes! I've been wanting to see this option happen! *Game:* Oh, well, time's up *Me:* I WILL MURDER YOUR BYTES, GAME, SWEAR ON ME MUM!
Well, Dodger, it's official. You're the screwball dame what romances the fluffy things 'n whatnot. Congratulations. The Missus isn't comfortable with you walking our manatee anymore.
Dodger, you should totally look into Halloween Otome! It has a really fun story and characters, and a few mini-games. I thought the concept of a Halloween party love story would be totally cliche, but I found it really interesting. :D
xD I was going to make a witty comment but i kept getting distracted by all the references. Malcolm in the Middle, Adventure Time, pokemon, prolly a metric shit tonne of others i missed. I loved this game xD
"Irrelevant protection of ethics in things." Well this game dev had a nice, quiet time up until now. It's a shame. I know I enjoy quiet, and imagine someone who made a game like this would enjoy the same. A pity all his quiet has to go away forever now...
It's uncanny how you picked the perfect voices for the dogs without actually knowing their speech patterns or personalities.
All these pugs look so terribly confused. I think some lonely woman has just sat her pugs in a chair and is pretending to go on a date with them. Dodger fits this role pretty well.
Lmao
Sean Finch It's literally just the same pug, too, and she is just pretending it's a new one each time she opens her eyes!
Sean Finch Not really, no.. But for the purposes of comedy, yeah sure!
Dodger, honey listen. Listen. You have a problem. You gotta stop dating animals. Mother is crying.
XD
jheckie14 lel
But...the bunnies! DX
BUT PIGEONS!!
Hot Date, also known as...
Strong Independent Womyn After 30 Simulator: Dog lady edition.
**Rides in a cantabrian circle laughing madly**
Sir Krzysztof If this were cats it would fit the cat ladies perfectly! XD
Sir Krzysztof Jail time.
I feel like "Would you like to see my collection of denim jackets?" must be a weird euphemism
Darby Kassab XD now I have to try that
it could secretly be the greatest pickup line ever
Darby Kassab It would definitely be a valid question from Dean Kamen. All he wears is denim...
Oh, the DLC possibilities!
"Bad Boys Pack: Pit Bulls, Dobermans, Rottweilers!"
"Short but Sweet Pack: Chihuahuas, Pomeranians, Terriers!"
"At Your Service Pack: German Shepherds, Dalmatians, Labradors!"
"Wild Hearts Pack: Wolves, Foxes, Dingoes!"
Foxes aren't dogs or cats
Oh. Well, then...jackals?
PathIllogical
I need a corgi one, cause who doesn't love corgis?
Austin Christensen Foxes are actually part of the canine family, believe it or not.
Austin Christensen Foxes are actually part of the canine family, believe it or not.
Hmm.
Bunnies... Check
Cats... Check
Dogs... Check
Humans... Check
Up next... Hamsters!!!
Looks like you hit the bulls eye... Congrats.
Nathan Pusch Forgot about birds
Nathan Pusch
Next: Praying mantis
or a T-rex
(This isn't even a joke there is a dating sim for both these)
Renku Panda Praying mantis dating sim? That doesn't sound like something one would like to simulate.
vissenekku
If you mean the female eating the male, that's not true :P
I'm siting here eating my bake potatoes, wondering what was going through the minds of the developer(s) of the game.
I just made myself baked potatoes, turned on the video, and saw your comment. Well, that's enough internet for me, today.
Viet Lee ....ok Sasha.
Whatever it is I want a hit of it.
Viet Lee this people are furries probably /facepalm
Viet Lee WHAT? You're here too? I thought you only comment on JKnews xD
"Irrelevant protection of ethics in things" I seeeee...
The Red Dane Brenda confirmed for garbage waifu
Dodger's imitations just made this a 1000 times better :D
Dem facial expressions. "It's like LA: Noire with dogs." - Adam Kovic
Brenda sounds like a cool guy.
This is actually a touching story about a talking dog with a split personality playing house with his owner...
Was that a Malcolm in the Middle reference I saw? Lol
***** You're not the boss of me now :p
I watch that show
ChlosterSays And you're not so big...
Raikren Life is unfair.... T^T
ChlosterSays I saw it as a They Might Be Giants reference, but that's probably because I never watched Malcolm in the Middle.
Nooo Dodger, the game eventually ends!! And you didn't tell the dog any jokes!!
Even this title is too much for me. Dear lord. Here we go again.
*Dodger:* Do you believe in... Kanye?
*Me:* God, yes! I've been wanting to see this option happen!
*Game:* Oh, well, time's up
*Me:* I WILL MURDER YOUR BYTES, GAME, SWEAR ON ME MUM!
Dooger always plays the best/funniest games - love it
Cat boys and bunny boys seem to be easier for you XD damn even chicken boys!
This is exactly how I imagined speed dating
it amazes me at how accurate you got the voices from just introductions
The voices are on point
This game is perfect and your voices were surprisingly spot on even though you didn't know any of the characters you were dealing with.
LOL...the title sums up this video perfectly
This voice for the words they say in response is amazing
I don't watch all your stuff dooger, but when i do, it's always class :D
Your voice for Thelma matched her personality perfectly xD
Ironically the best dates ive had in a log while...
- "what is your ideal starting pokemon ? "
sound like me IRL xD
Watching this while at work with my coffee, I don't care what people think when they look at my screen!
Well, Dodger, it's official. You're the screwball dame what romances the fluffy things 'n whatnot. Congratulations.
The Missus isn't comfortable with you walking our manatee anymore.
This video goes straight to GOLDEN
Dodger, on the quest to touch all the butts, i love it.
Dodger, you should totally look into Halloween Otome! It has a really fun story and characters, and a few mini-games. I thought the concept of a Halloween party love story would be totally cliche, but I found it really interesting. :D
This is why I'm subscibed. More of this, please.
I can't believe she missed the Malcom in the middle refference :/
You can cheat the "What super power would you have?" By answering "The ability to have any super power I wanted" lol
Dodger was surprisingly well at giving the fitting voices before finding out their personalities. It was like a 6th sense or something.
Any game where you can stare at a pug with shame is a great game to me.
Thelma dog sure knew what's up. She's probably a life guru.
"Are you guys ready to date dogs? Because I'm SUPER ready to date dogs"
I feel like I know quite a few people with this attitude.
I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH even if the pug doesn't love me :(
Every time Dodger is looking for a new dating simulator to play:
"OH! This game has butts? LET'S TOUCH THEM!"
When she says butt touching and the video ends, the look on the dog's face is priceless XD
This seems like the breaking point of Dodger's fragile psyche as she now begins to fully go insane.
middle dog's voice ended up being perfect.
You should play Nameless:the one thing you must recall it is a great dating sim....btw love ya
I'm pretty sure she already did.
Liz Andrey She... She has? I don't remember that
savana day No, I'm sorry. Someone else did and I remembered it was her
Anyway wouldn't it be awesome if she did play it though
kitty gamer
Absolutely! :D
"I'm a shimmering beacon of lust."
your voices are so on point omg
Lol.
The writers must've had have a lot of fun with this game.
that aristocrat voice gets me every time.
"Are you ready to date dogs?" Uhhhhhh ok why not.
Dodger voices really make this video greater!
How did she know the voices would fit the dogs so well
apparently the dogs know Dooger is a cat lover
Did it! Thank ya for playing this quirky game. :D
Dodger just needs to play a fish dating sim and a reptile dating sim.
Birds, bunny and cat boys, and now dogs. Yes. YES.
Woo, They Might Be Giants reference!
I... what did i just watch o.o
I still loved it xD
Now dodger needs a game that she can date fish. That is the only logical next step.
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!
xD I was going to make a witty comment but i kept getting distracted by all the references. Malcolm in the Middle, Adventure Time, pokemon, prolly a metric shit tonne of others i missed. I loved this game xD
Togofla In other news, how frickin awesome is Brenda?
This game is amazing.
LOVE this. I only wish there were different kinds of dogs xD
YOOOOOOO Rika voice at the beginning from Amnesiaaaaa.
I guess dating dogs is chill... maybe...
So this is how Dodger look for a puppy to adopt :P.
we've dated birds, we've dated cats, bunnies, Cyclopes, now its on to dogs
whats next?? squirrels??
Well. You've dated pigeons, cat boys, bunny boys, cat girls, girls, boys, and now dogs.
Plot twist: It was actually someone identifying as a pug all along.
I shattered my knee from slapping it too much.
Lol I watched this on a table when eating breakfast
Doogs is turning into ken...... KEN HAS INFECTED DOOOOOG!!
A hot date with a dog? Well, I guess that would make him a...
Hot dog!
Sweet Malcolm in the Middle thing right there.
I like to think this is practice for the next instalment of Dandelion
That was a Malcolm in the Middle reference, Dodge.
Dooobs wtf is going on I love all the games you play I love it!
Can't breathe too funny.
0:16 Why I am not surprised ...
Is it wrong to say I like the art style
Cat boys, bunny boys, birds... And now dogs
1:44
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, NOOOW
Aww, I expected multiple dogs.
Well, that happened...
thumbs for the description lol.
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON A DESTRUCTOID ARTICLE YESTERDAY ABOUT HOT DATE.
Birds, cats, bunnies, and now dogs? What won't you date, Dodger?
I like how the video just cuts off!
It's ok Dodger. Foxes always get along with Hounds...
So dodger has dated in games birds, cats, rabbits and dogs
"Irrelevant protection of ethics in things."
Well this game dev had a nice, quiet time up until now. It's a shame. I know I enjoy quiet, and imagine someone who made a game like this would enjoy the same. A pity all his quiet has to go away forever now...
so we've gone from cats and bunnies to dogs XD
Better than Sakura fantasy ;3
Dodgers games evolved from Cat/Bunny boys, to cyclopes girls, big breasted lesbian warriors, and now dogs... 10/10
dodger, please tell me the 'yes no maybe' part didn't go over your head
I want this pug in plushie form
Your sorority girl voice is scary good
1:44
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW AND YOU'RE NOT
SO
BIG