English Jokes | One-Liners

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  • @60enterprises
    @60enterprises 6 років тому +5

    Hello! Here's my lame joke. I hope you like it: Where does Superman buy his food?...At the supermarket 😁

  • @valerykolganov9565
    @valerykolganov9565 6 років тому +4

    "Everyone makes mistakes" said a hedgehog getting off the cactus.

  • @kittinaround554
    @kittinaround554 6 років тому +4

    Why can't you fart in an Apple store?
    Because they don't have Windows.

  • @rodrigofariscojoaquom1930
    @rodrigofariscojoaquom1930 6 років тому +3

    Why's nine afraid of seven?
    Because seven eight nine.
    Pun jokes, the more stupid the better!

  • @الريفالعربي-ج5ن
    @الريفالعربي-ج5ن 6 років тому +10

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    because 7 8 9
    8=ate

  • @manuelbracho3502
    @manuelbracho3502 6 років тому +4

    Do you wanna ear a cat joke?
    Never mind, just kitten.

  • @julianovo7237
    @julianovo7237 6 років тому +1

    Haha, that was punny! 😂😂😂😂

  • @leopoldskreicbergs7664
    @leopoldskreicbergs7664 6 років тому

    Thanks a lot !

  • @lorenzomabalos9851
    @lorenzomabalos9851 6 років тому +2

    What does a Tyrannosaurus use to pay his bills?
    Answer: Tyrannosaurus Checks

  • @karlaalvarado5301
    @karlaalvarado5301 6 років тому +2

    I heard about something like: Knock, Knock...who is it?....... nobody

  • @huasongyin3711
    @huasongyin3711 3 роки тому

    Why does the boy throw the clock out of the car?
    Because he wants to see time flies.

  • @mohammadshhadet9928
    @mohammadshhadet9928 6 років тому

    Thank you..................

  • @oscarferreira7073
    @oscarferreira7073 6 років тому +2

    what did say the balloon for your friend in the desert? look the cactusssss!!!! what cactusssss?

  • @الريفالعربي-ج5ن
    @الريفالعربي-ج5ن 6 років тому +5

    Why does the teacher wear a sunglasses?
    because his students are bright?

  • @СветланаДемакова-о6ц
    @СветланаДемакова-о6ц 6 років тому +1

    Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey)

  • @jhyukp1254
    @jhyukp1254 6 років тому +4

    Why do you always park your bicycle laid down?
    It was two-tired.
    ...well I am not sure it is right in grammar. Thanks teacher.😅

  • @Vetgong
    @Vetgong 5 років тому +1

    Hey, Mark! Here's a one-liner: Why did the chicken cross the road? - There was a rooster on the other side. It's a kinda lame joke, isn't it? Thanks for the fun and pun! :) Take care!

    • @MadEnglishTV
      @MadEnglishTV  5 років тому +1

      Hi! 😃😃Haha, yes it's a bit lame. Thanks! Have fun in Peter!

    • @Vetgong
      @Vetgong 5 років тому

      @@MadEnglishTV Hi! Thanks! I'm trying to have!

  • @СветланаДемакова-о6ц

    This is my step ladder,i never knew my real ladder)

  • @khurramabbas2224
    @khurramabbas2224 6 років тому +4

    Here is one lame. 'If olive oil is made of olives. What does baby oil made of?
    Is it made of babies?

  • @helenthomas9660
    @helenthomas9660 6 років тому +2

    Can't help laughing when u laugh :)

  • @vyacheslavblazhko4825
    @vyacheslavblazhko4825 6 років тому +1

    A brick is drifting on a river,
    it is wooden like that glass,
    let it go by itself,
    we don't need the rubber sponge.
    p.s.
    You should to grow up your dreads on your head if you want.😁
    During this summer I trimmed two times hair on my head until zero. I dreamed about it all my life.😁

    • @MadEnglishTV
      @MadEnglishTV  6 років тому +1

      Haha, I'll try to grow some dreads!

    • @vyacheslavblazhko4825
      @vyacheslavblazhko4825 6 років тому

      Mad English TV
      I made a mistake! Phrasal verb "...grow up..." in my sentence is mistake...
      "Grow up" apply only when a child becomes an adult. Other cases use just "grow" (hair, beard, plants etc.)
      Am I right?

  • @leelabharathi6549
    @leelabharathi6549 6 років тому +1

    when we are asked for a joke, we used to say 'you are beautiful '

  • @mominbillah5082
    @mominbillah5082 4 роки тому

    I saw a saw . Who saw a tree with a saw !

  • @abdelilahjamali9099
    @abdelilahjamali9099 4 роки тому

    Hi! Thanks for the joke!
    I think you shouldn't grow out your hair and get the dreads because you would have problem when you want to wash it; Instead of this, you should to be yourself.
    Vocabulary:
    a pat on the head
    one-liner
    dreadful
    jam
    lame joke
    the supply isn't enough to meet the demand.
    Homework:
    Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.
    Take care!

  • @inspirationalthoughts515
    @inspirationalthoughts515 6 років тому +1

    That's been quite funny...
    I wanna ask about the word cheesy. .if we named a restaurant for fast food(cheesy grill)
    Does it always mean bad quality or it could mean full of cheese?????does it hold two meanings. ...Thank you
    This word quite often confuses me..

    • @MadEnglishTV
      @MadEnglishTV  6 років тому

      The word can mean "full of cheese", but mostly we use it to mean "lame". I'll make a video about this.

  • @patochispatochin
    @patochispatochin 6 років тому +2

    Hi teacher. 😗
    Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.🤪
    --------------
    A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?”
    "Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"😜
    ---------
    Oh daddy, I love you so much!
    Hey, until we get the DNA test, I’m just Harry to you!🤣

  • @abdowraage1061
    @abdowraage1061 6 років тому

    You're really funny teacher for these explanation I got laughed until my yese tearing

  • @pancajs1274
    @pancajs1274 6 років тому +2

    What movie did the spaghetti play?
    Mission Impastable
    #lamejokes

  • @aurthanesbit7408
    @aurthanesbit7408 5 років тому

    My taste buds are really good but they went numb after trying toe foot.
    (srsly Mark, that based on my real life few years back😝)

  • @sasa3586
    @sasa3586 6 років тому

    When a person speak english erroneously in our country people call it "Murdering the King ".😥😥😥😥
    U can try "Dreads'' wearing a wig. 👍👍

  • @mahmoodsaad5043
    @mahmoodsaad5043 6 років тому +2

    Why 6 afraid of 7?because 7 eight 9

  • @professorofsprituality
    @professorofsprituality 6 років тому

    👌👌👌

  • @kietchu2761
    @kietchu2761 4 роки тому

    sorry sir mark but i understand it

  • @think2023
    @think2023 3 роки тому

    It's a riddle not a one liner not a joke

  • @bevanarendse3589
    @bevanarendse3589 4 роки тому

    haha:)

  • @suraja1398
    @suraja1398 4 роки тому

    no

  • @sasa3586
    @sasa3586 6 років тому +1

    Sir, you are you angry with me.