Hey, Mark! Here's a one-liner: Why did the chicken cross the road? - There was a rooster on the other side. It's a kinda lame joke, isn't it? Thanks for the fun and pun! :) Take care!
A brick is drifting on a river, it is wooden like that glass, let it go by itself, we don't need the rubber sponge. p.s. You should to grow up your dreads on your head if you want.😁 During this summer I trimmed two times hair on my head until zero. I dreamed about it all my life.😁
Mad English TV I made a mistake! Phrasal verb "...grow up..." in my sentence is mistake... "Grow up" apply only when a child becomes an adult. Other cases use just "grow" (hair, beard, plants etc.) Am I right?
Hi! Thanks for the joke! I think you shouldn't grow out your hair and get the dreads because you would have problem when you want to wash it; Instead of this, you should to be yourself. Vocabulary: a pat on the head one-liner dreadful jam lame joke the supply isn't enough to meet the demand. Homework: Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. Take care!
That's been quite funny... I wanna ask about the word cheesy. .if we named a restaurant for fast food(cheesy grill) Does it always mean bad quality or it could mean full of cheese?????does it hold two meanings. ...Thank you This word quite often confuses me..
Hi teacher. 😗 Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.🤪 -------------- A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?” "Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"😜 --------- Oh daddy, I love you so much! Hey, until we get the DNA test, I’m just Harry to you!🤣
Hello! Here's my lame joke. I hope you like it: Where does Superman buy his food?...At the supermarket 😁
Lol 😃
Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey;)
"Everyone makes mistakes" said a hedgehog getting off the cactus.
Lol
Why can't you fart in an Apple store?
Because they don't have Windows.
Lol 😂😂
Why's nine afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Pun jokes, the more stupid the better!
Lol, you're right!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9
8=ate
Lol
Do you wanna ear a cat joke?
Never mind, just kitten.
Lol
Haha, that was punny! 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Thanks a lot !
What does a Tyrannosaurus use to pay his bills?
Answer: Tyrannosaurus Checks
I heard about something like: Knock, Knock...who is it?....... nobody
Why does the boy throw the clock out of the car?
Because he wants to see time flies.
Thank you..................
what did say the balloon for your friend in the desert? look the cactusssss!!!! what cactusssss?
Why does the teacher wear a sunglasses?
because his students are bright?
Lol
Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey)
haha good 1.
Why do you always park your bicycle laid down?
It was two-tired.
...well I am not sure it is right in grammar. Thanks teacher.😅
Lol 😃😃
Its kinda funny yeah
Hey, Mark! Here's a one-liner: Why did the chicken cross the road? - There was a rooster on the other side. It's a kinda lame joke, isn't it? Thanks for the fun and pun! :) Take care!
Hi! 😃😃Haha, yes it's a bit lame. Thanks! Have fun in Peter!
@@MadEnglishTV Hi! Thanks! I'm trying to have!
This is my step ladder,i never knew my real ladder)
Lol
Here is one lame. 'If olive oil is made of olives. What does baby oil made of?
Is it made of babies?
Lol
Can't help laughing when u laugh :)
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A brick is drifting on a river,
it is wooden like that glass,
let it go by itself,
we don't need the rubber sponge.
p.s.
You should to grow up your dreads on your head if you want.😁
During this summer I trimmed two times hair on my head until zero. I dreamed about it all my life.😁
Haha, I'll try to grow some dreads!
Mad English TV
I made a mistake! Phrasal verb "...grow up..." in my sentence is mistake...
"Grow up" apply only when a child becomes an adult. Other cases use just "grow" (hair, beard, plants etc.)
Am I right?
when we are asked for a joke, we used to say 'you are beautiful '
Lol
I saw a saw . Who saw a tree with a saw !
Hi! Thanks for the joke!
I think you shouldn't grow out your hair and get the dreads because you would have problem when you want to wash it; Instead of this, you should to be yourself.
Vocabulary:
a pat on the head
one-liner
dreadful
jam
lame joke
the supply isn't enough to meet the demand.
Homework:
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.
Take care!
That's been quite funny...
I wanna ask about the word cheesy. .if we named a restaurant for fast food(cheesy grill)
Does it always mean bad quality or it could mean full of cheese?????does it hold two meanings. ...Thank you
This word quite often confuses me..
The word can mean "full of cheese", but mostly we use it to mean "lame". I'll make a video about this.
Hi teacher. 😗
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.🤪
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A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?”
"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"😜
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Oh daddy, I love you so much!
Hey, until we get the DNA test, I’m just Harry to you!🤣
Lol, great jokes! 😃🤣
You're really funny teacher for these explanation I got laughed until my yese tearing
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What movie did the spaghetti play?
Mission Impastable
#lamejokes
Lol
My taste buds are really good but they went numb after trying toe foot.
(srsly Mark, that based on my real life few years back😝)
When a person speak english erroneously in our country people call it "Murdering the King ".😥😥😥😥
U can try "Dreads'' wearing a wig. 👍👍
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Why 6 afraid of 7?because 7 eight 9
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sorry sir mark but i understand it
It's a riddle not a one liner not a joke
haha:)
no
Sir, you are you angry with me.
No