Operation Bodyguard - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  4 роки тому +787

    Remember to check out me, ISP and Golden drift tanks! ua-cam.com/video/tHI_e4F5740/v-deo.html

    • @yeetmcyeeterson9000
      @yeetmcyeeterson9000 4 роки тому +2

      Bokoen1 did I hear gold and tanks?

    • @enderboy4069
      @enderboy4069 4 роки тому +5

      Bo. Be like Pludluf 09:20

    • @stuffnou8994
      @stuffnou8994 4 роки тому +1

      The would have been better if we had a pic of that pizza that golden had

    • @Dave_tda18
      @Dave_tda18 4 роки тому +2

      Do I smell Sellout?

    • @thebitch7457
      @thebitch7457 4 роки тому +1

      me and the boys

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 4 роки тому +4770

    "Hey India what are you doing?"
    "Indians"
    And that's how India's population problem started.

  • @RoydeanEU
    @RoydeanEU 4 роки тому +5624

    CIA: Mr president 1 german man was spotted in moscow
    Truman: Understood soldier, Nuke moscow

    • @aetherstormsth5636
      @aetherstormsth5636 4 роки тому +422

      All Truman wanted was a worldwide Metro 1944.

    • @rexdaylawn1609
      @rexdaylawn1609 4 роки тому +164

      Not gonna lie that would’ve been a better way to kill osama bin laden

    • @ronyb2948
      @ronyb2948 4 роки тому +18

      he fuckin would

    • @cz-pf8id
      @cz-pf8id 4 роки тому +102

      The military equivalent to burning your house down because you saw a spider

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 4 роки тому +58

      Tuglfugl Fex
      “Where is he now?”
      “Fuck it, nuke the country we’ll get him.”
      “But this is Brazil.”

  • @quinnamations9715
    @quinnamations9715 4 роки тому +4046

    “Don’t worry, they’re all military targets.”
    FDR prior to nuking Germany into oblivion, April 26th 1944

    • @GLitchesHaxandBadAudio
      @GLitchesHaxandBadAudio 4 роки тому +263

      "Dresden is going to look like a bunch of fire-crackers compared to this."
      Truman after being given the go-ahead to use nuclear force.

    • @Mr.McMuffin
      @Mr.McMuffin 4 роки тому +102

      "Including Dresden"
      -Arthur Mad Lad Harris

    • @commodoreseabass8541
      @commodoreseabass8541 4 роки тому +160

      "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
      -Arthur Harris, after the American Nuclear carpet bombing campaign 1945

    • @insignificantgnat9334
      @insignificantgnat9334 4 роки тому +60

      Well we are a military, and we're targeting them. That's how this works, right?

    • @StarlightAxi
      @StarlightAxi 4 роки тому +1

      1945*

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 4 роки тому +2848

    "This week on ghost hunters: Hitler and the boys are called to deal with a paranormal sighting of 103 Soviet Tank Divisions, but can they tell which ones are real?"

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 роки тому +43

      I actually read that in Frakes' voice.

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 9 місяців тому

      Spoiler alert: They can’t.

  • @christopherwilliams7845
    @christopherwilliams7845 4 роки тому +1530

    "You can't have a Cold War if the Kremlin is a radioactive ruin." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt 1944

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 4 роки тому +1807

    Germany when they figure out the Ghost Divisions: We've been tricked we've been backstabbed and we've quite possibly been Bamboozled.

    • @avatarx590
      @avatarx590 4 роки тому +22

      I love red vs blue

    • @kevint1929
      @kevint1929 4 роки тому +30

      @@avatarx590 Roses are red,
      And violets are blue,
      Let's take a cruise,
      Down Blood Gulch Avenue...
      'Cause it's Red versus Red and Blue versus Blue,
      Eye against Eye and me against you..

    • @jameswg13
      @jameswg13 4 роки тому

      Don't forget humbugged

    • @theriddler6468
      @theriddler6468 4 роки тому

      @@kevint1929 violets are purple '_'

    • @sbollimpalli
      @sbollimpalli 4 роки тому +1

      The blood spilt by germans are actually the many strawberry yoohoos they consumed in lieu of enemy blood

  • @niteshaders2846
    @niteshaders2846 4 роки тому +2744

    Polish Player: IM SO HAPPY FOR BIDEN
    Also Polish Player: *Destorys his entire home for Biden*

    • @justinspeaks.1652
      @justinspeaks.1652 4 роки тому +170

      A rather.. Enthusiastic celebration to be sure.

    • @atl5033
      @atl5033 4 роки тому +120

      I FUCKING HATE JOE BIDEN BERNIE OR BUST 2020 DEATH TO THE ESTABLISHMENT FREE PALESTINE

    • @m33m63
      @m33m63 4 роки тому +56

      @@atl5033 praxis

    • @12345678900987659101
      @12345678900987659101 4 роки тому +73

      @@atl5033
      *SNAP*
      That's going in my cringe collection.

    • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
      @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 4 роки тому +22

      @@atl5033 Classy comment, classy name. Glad the nomination was stolen from your Communist ass!😂

  • @AnesPlayer10
    @AnesPlayer10 4 роки тому +696

    Imagine being a soviet citizen living in Moscow you see one German paratrooper capture your city and immediately after that you see a American strategic bomber

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 4 роки тому +142

      Wow, the Americans care about us so much they responded to such a minor threat so quickly? Maybe they aren't so bad after all.
      *Red mushroom envelops all*

    • @dantewiggins5119
      @dantewiggins5119 4 роки тому +112

      @@whoknows7968
      Russians: It's the Americans, we are saved.
      *Hanger bay opens*
      Russians: Oh no it's the Americans
      French: First time?

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 2 роки тому +5

      I think 1 division is equal to about 1000 soldiers.
      So Moscow got occupied by about 1000 paratroopers max.

    • @gavinaccurrsedd6419
      @gavinaccurrsedd6419 2 роки тому +4

      @@dantewiggins5119 Hooray, it’s the Catholic Church! … Oh god, it’s the Catholic Church

    • @shotgunsideshow8958
      @shotgunsideshow8958 2 роки тому +11

      @@Kaiserboo1871 1 *battalion* is 1000 men, a division in this game is 1000 (minumun) up to about ~50000

  • @boxcarz
    @boxcarz 4 роки тому +792

    "Meanwhile, in Poland, the capital building has been converted into a bottle factory."
    9:05

    • @christiancapitalist501
      @christiancapitalist501 4 роки тому +18

      Literally the best . That guy needs a channel

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars 3 роки тому +1

      @@christiancapitalist501 shut up you nutjobs

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 4 роки тому +2607

    *The American war room*
    Truman: So FDR is dead, how do we defeat Germany?
    Dwight Eisenhower: D-Day
    Patton: Invade Spain
    Douglas MacArthur: Carpet Bombing with nukes.
    Truman: *I like that last one*

    • @Brausser123
      @Brausser123 4 роки тому +110

      MacArthur and Korea but this time they had them in time for Germany lol

    • @justinspeaks.1652
      @justinspeaks.1652 4 роки тому +64

      @@Brausser123 That was why I chose MacArthur to be the one to propose nuking in my little meme.

    • @bordergore7623
      @bordergore7623 4 роки тому +8

      Bro you’ve got several comments top rated on this vid, stop posting and start making a channel to rival grandayy.

    • @justinspeaks.1652
      @justinspeaks.1652 4 роки тому +3

      @@bordergore7623 I've already posted my memes for the day on this video. So don't worry you won't be flooded by hoi4 memes.

    • @bordergore7623
      @bordergore7623 4 роки тому +2

      Justin Speaks. Damn it, that’s what I wanted!

  • @patrolson5354
    @patrolson5354 2 роки тому +1473

    Rest in peace Rilber (Polish Player), You will be missed by all of us. [*]

  • @citadel7832
    @citadel7832 4 роки тому +398

    Germany: *takes moscow* America: *rubbing hands* Oh boy, a two for one special

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd 3 роки тому +3

      i mean if i were bo i would have stopped all air missions in that area

  • @noahdaniel2577
    @noahdaniel2577 4 роки тому +798

    You call it a civilian center, I call it a target rich environment.

  • @carlodelacruz2552
    @carlodelacruz2552 2 роки тому +479

    Here rest, a magnificent man named Rilber. He will be eternally remembered in the history of this video.
    May he toss all the bottles and cans to his delight in the next life!

  • @hughg8995
    @hughg8995 4 роки тому +865

    The return of *_The Boys Of Kiev_*

  • @Sana_a04
    @Sana_a04 2 роки тому +72

    9:00 R.I.P. Rilber

  • @command_unit7792
    @command_unit7792 4 роки тому +293

    Germans: *Take Moscow*
    The US:"This is all i ever wanted...."

  • @these2kings0305
    @these2kings0305 4 роки тому +168

    "And so, after the Dutch submarines successfully thwarted Operation Sealion, the successful Soviet Operation Fortitude, and with the Aliies pushing on all fronts, the last nail in the coffin for the Axis powers were the FUCKTON of nuclear bombs the U.S decided to use on strictly military targets." -WW2 Memorial in New Moscow.

  • @sevilla82400
    @sevilla82400 2 роки тому +40

    Rest in peace, Rilber. He always managed to make me laugh in every video he was in. "I'm so fucking happy for Biden!" has entered my limited vocabulary now days because of him

  • @72theboss1
    @72theboss1 2 роки тому +52

    RIP Rilber, you king

  • @xdguy2569
    @xdguy2569 4 роки тому +155

    "Isn't this danger close for the task force?"

    • @danilopetrovic5697
      @danilopetrovic5697 4 роки тому +16

      Since when does --Shepard-- America care about danger close?

    • @314jeepsnmopars3
      @314jeepsnmopars3 3 роки тому +3

      @@danilopetrovic5697 do you have the DSM?

    • @danilopetrovic5697
      @danilopetrovic5697 3 роки тому +1

      @@314jeepsnmopars3 We've got it Sir.

    • @314jeepsnmopars3
      @314jeepsnmopars3 3 роки тому +3

      @@danilopetrovic5697 Good.... that's one less loose end.

    • @danilopetrovic5697
      @danilopetrovic5697 3 роки тому

      @@314jeepsnmopars3 *Gets shot*
      ua-cam.com/video/DE5ahNRgY84/v-deo.html

  • @chucanoris
    @chucanoris 2 роки тому +49

    RIP rilber, you were the the best.

  • @spitfireboy2379
    @spitfireboy2379 4 роки тому +160

    We can all hear that top tier Girls Und Panzer music.
    Especially when USA nuked the German tanks on the eastern front with Panzerlied playing.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +151

    Battle of Kiev, second most important battle after Iwo Jima

  • @cat-wu1ez
    @cat-wu1ez 4 роки тому +90

    Legend says that Biden won because of the Polish player breaking his desk. 9:05

  • @tenacity25
    @tenacity25 4 роки тому +136

    "Did you break through their lines?"
    "yeah, because I pushed through the Italians"
    Soviet Union during the encirclement of Stalingrad, colorized

  • @red_robot1056
    @red_robot1056 2 роки тому +41

    Rest in peace, Rilber!

  • @coltpiecemaker
    @coltpiecemaker 4 роки тому +87

    MacArthur: *Hears there is literally one German soldier in Moscow*
    Also MacArthur: "It's nuke time."

  • @95keat
    @95keat 4 роки тому +135

    Welcome to post war Germany
    Population: 5

  • @oGoldero
    @oGoldero 2 роки тому +71

    Rest in peace rilber(I hope he is now happy for biden in heaven)

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 4 роки тому +95

    *Goebbels*
    [Does total war speech]
    *US with massive nuke stockpile*
    *Imperial admiral voice* “They’re moving into
    A T T A C K P O S I T I O N”

  • @thatguy3421
    @thatguy3421 4 роки тому +93

    Soviet Tank crew 1945: Patrolling the Bulgarian countryside really makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.
    *United States has entered the chat*

  • @porter5224
    @porter5224 4 роки тому +64

    When you let Macarthur run the European front

  • @loganpfarrer3258
    @loganpfarrer3258 11 місяців тому +12

    Rest in peace rilber wish you didn't pass because you were really funny keeping knocking over cans in heaven man keep it up

  • @cra2690
    @cra2690 4 роки тому +104

    7:58
    Panzerlied is heard as the Germans get Enola Gay’d to oblivion
    Oh the irony

  • @doctorjackson7024
    @doctorjackson7024 4 роки тому +78

    Allies: "the germans took moscow, what do we do?"
    Pief" "NuKe MoScOw!!! *autistic screeching*

  • @warbacca1017
    @warbacca1017 4 роки тому +40

    "Carpet bombing nukes"
    Something that should never happen outside of a game

  • @iyqcha1789
    @iyqcha1789 2 роки тому +18

    he was so happy for Biden
    so long Rilber

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms 4 роки тому +22

    By far the best episode so far.. no yelling and arguing, just a gang gently bickering, smashing bottles, faking invasions and nuking like it's Fallout 4

  • @tutku1560
    @tutku1560 2 роки тому +16

    Rest in peace Rilber. I am so sorry ;(

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 4 роки тому +74

    Truman: We have Germany on its knees.
    Sherman’s Ghost: Good, gooood... Nuke them. Nuke them now.
    Truman: B-but it’s not the American way!
    Sherman’s Ghost: *DEW IT!*

  • @Me-zj4fd
    @Me-zj4fd Рік тому +12

    Just here to pay my respects to Rilber

  • @korickarmstrong3468
    @korickarmstrong3468 4 роки тому +37

    Girls und Panzers keeps seeping more and more into the videos, I love it!

  • @realperson.4339
    @realperson.4339 2 роки тому +11

    rest in peace rilber you fucking king

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 роки тому +27

    "They're all military targets."
    The second a single volkssturm conscript picks up a weapon, the entire town is fair game for indiscriminate bombing.

  • @Fion195
    @Fion195 4 роки тому +14

    7:59 I love how the drop in Panzerleid is synced with the nukes

  • @sledgemann6683
    @sledgemann6683 2 роки тому +11

    Rest in peace rilber

  • @joanpinol3580
    @joanpinol3580 4 роки тому +37

    Bo plays soviets again
    Me: Guess hes gonna carry the allies again

  • @bigchungusdriplord2301
    @bigchungusdriplord2301 2 роки тому +16

    Rip Rilber

  • @elevationsickness8462
    @elevationsickness8462 4 роки тому +12

    Germany: drops one dude out of a biplane over Moscow
    Truman: I will do what I must

  • @jurjen8703
    @jurjen8703 4 роки тому +123

    “Don’t worry, they’re all military targets.” - The USAF bombing an iraqi civilian hospital

  • @PabloGonzalez-rv9gf
    @PabloGonzalez-rv9gf 4 роки тому +12

    FDR: so, how many nuclear reactors we built?
    Truman : 𝕐𝔼𝕊

  • @LordFanor
    @LordFanor 4 роки тому +88

    This is good 'n all but I was promised a spanish inavsion of South America :

    • @starstudy8752
      @starstudy8752 4 роки тому +2

      I didn't see one either.

    • @DewUrBest
      @DewUrBest 4 роки тому +3

      Watch golden's stream, he fought aall of the allies in south america

    • @DewUrBest
      @DewUrBest 4 роки тому +1

      @@ekonomija8718 GoldenSpatulas

  • @lutherrunner9828
    @lutherrunner9828 2 роки тому +9

    RIP Rilber, your finest hour

  • @kniviritsyn
    @kniviritsyn Рік тому +2

    9:15 the guy laughing the background literally sounds like that one angry bird

  • @Catman2123
    @Catman2123 4 роки тому +35

    Germans at the Nuremberg trials: “What about the Americans? They leveled 20 cities and exposed the world to ungodly levels of radiation.”
    American representative: “Um your honor, let the record show that these places had multiple garrisons and factories and were therefore military targets. Any civilian casualties were merely collateral damage and unintended.”

  • @bradenanderson6989
    @bradenanderson6989 2 роки тому +4

    2:40 This video predicted the Ghost of Kiev

  • @Drietfoga
    @Drietfoga 4 роки тому +16

    8:58 Highlight of the episode

  • @thejekky_br5022
    @thejekky_br5022 4 роки тому +16

    9:04 im fucking so happy for biden

  • @theemperorprotects
    @theemperorprotects 4 роки тому +13

    I have re-watched 9:06 about 10 times and STILL cannot determine what noise he made

    • @iqm4574
      @iqm4574 3 роки тому

      Lmao i think he smashed his table

  • @sevzakrevasky
    @sevzakrevasky 4 роки тому +15

    When FDR finds a solution to ending the war in Europe by Christmas

  • @Guns_Blazin
    @Guns_Blazin 2 роки тому +7

    Rest in Peace Rilber

  • @Goldmaykr
    @Goldmaykr 2 роки тому +12

    Rip rilber

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 4 роки тому +5

    HE'S SO FUCKING HAPPY!

  • @jcj617
    @jcj617 2 роки тому +6

    Rest In Peace Filber. We all hope that you are just as happy for Biden in the next life

  • @coltoncarson_UKR-RUS
    @coltoncarson_UKR-RUS 2 роки тому +7

    who would've guest that in 2 years "the battle of kiev" is real

  • @halfidiot174
    @halfidiot174 2 роки тому +8

    R.I.P Rilber

  • @meurtenbaguette
    @meurtenbaguette 4 роки тому +10

    "They're all military targets"
    Yeah, they're the target of the military

  • @falenidio9066
    @falenidio9066 2 роки тому +9

    rip rilber

  • @JamesHPTS
    @JamesHPTS 4 роки тому +7

    "Don't worry, they're all military targets"
    When you RP modern America in the 40's

  • @thomasdoran8604
    @thomasdoran8604 2 роки тому +11

    Rip Rilber. Forever happy for Biden.

  • @saladbruh2625
    @saladbruh2625 4 роки тому +6

    This became relevant for me again 9:00

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 4 роки тому +4

    Germany: *Takes Moscow*
    USA: "I see this as an absolute win!"

  • @brassmonkey8371
    @brassmonkey8371 4 роки тому +1

    9:34 The fucking sun is on my screen

  • @feanorn8409
    @feanorn8409 4 роки тому +8

    8:58 - 9:07 Pure gold :D

  • @assassin_rk42
    @assassin_rk42 4 роки тому +21

    I already know this is going to keep me laughing for atleast a week but, I'm super surprised you're having you know who playing Spain.

    • @JS-iu3ce
      @JS-iu3ce 4 роки тому

      Assassin_rk42 please say that last sentence again

    • @assassin_rk42
      @assassin_rk42 4 роки тому

      @@JS-iu3ce Nope.

    • @assassin_rk42
      @assassin_rk42 4 роки тому +3

      @@aphid2722 This made me laugh for no reason and now I'm worried my sense of humor has been degraded thanks to braun.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 роки тому +3

      @@assassin_rk42 it really do be like that sometimes

  • @markkashchenko628
    @markkashchenko628 2 роки тому +11

    Rip ribler❤

  • @MayDayMei98
    @MayDayMei98 4 роки тому +1

    German Paratroopers: (Land and occupy Moscow)
    America: Its a free NUCLEAR TESTING RANGE.

  • @Jacob-pu4zj
    @Jacob-pu4zj 4 роки тому +5

    6:04 That's how you win WWII and WWIII at the same time.

  • @Gamingtime79335
    @Gamingtime79335 4 роки тому +3

    9:05 for B I D E N

  • @lucasvasconcelos5705
    @lucasvasconcelos5705 Рік тому +5

    Late but RIP Rilber, he gave me good laughs :(

  • @predalienplush780
    @predalienplush780 2 роки тому +6

    Big F for Rilber

  • @cyaniderap721
    @cyaniderap721 2 роки тому +15

    RIP Rilber!

  • @manwithaplan5503
    @manwithaplan5503 4 роки тому +7

    7:05 This isn't about winning the game, this is about the allied Russian bystanders we nuked along the way.

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 4 роки тому +3

    Moscow: Exists
    Peef: IT IS TIME FOR A TEST OF THE WEAPON

  • @PrinceOfDolAlmroth
    @PrinceOfDolAlmroth 4 роки тому +4

    "they're all military targets"
    Bomber Harris DO IT AGAIN

  • @sebping7205
    @sebping7205 4 роки тому +3

    8:06 "Metro 1944". XD
    9:05 WTF? How many beer bottles are these? XD

  • @jimdaburger1590
    @jimdaburger1590 2 роки тому +6

    RIP Rilber

  • @marshall8782
    @marshall8782 2 роки тому +6

    RIP Rilbert

  • @startrekker4596
    @startrekker4596 4 роки тому +13

    Boiz in Kiev Part 2: Nuclear Boogaloo

  • @im12batman44
    @im12batman44 4 роки тому +3

    Stalin: Oh shit paratroopers in moscow!!
    USA: tactical nuke INCOMING!!!

  • @crispykiwi1426
    @crispykiwi1426 4 роки тому +8

    Ah yes, just when I was looking for something to watch while eating a meal papa bo comes in with the save

  • @yinranzhang1908
    @yinranzhang1908 4 роки тому +7

    Ah yes, maskirovka at its finest.

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 4 роки тому +2

    9:05
    Not just a meme, but a mood as well.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 роки тому +1

    1:55 College says he's Mexico so he canthave much game impact
    >Looks at Golden invading Japan as Mexico

  • @meingott1082
    @meingott1082 4 роки тому +2

    Germany when they learn of the Ghost Divisions: You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?

  • @christopheredwards8219
    @christopheredwards8219 4 роки тому +8

    9:05
    A democrat, having been driven to drink because of politics, finally feels joy again.

  • @saladbruh2625
    @saladbruh2625 4 роки тому +1

    Me : ok lets finally go to sleep , the lecture is at 7:30 am
    Bokoen1 *posts new video*
    Me : ... *fuck it* !

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 4 роки тому +4

    I see Truman and McArthur's policy has worked quite well!